Comments on: NRO: Bush, Cheney deserve Nobel Peace Prize.

By: steerpike

steerpike — Wed, 24 Oct 2007 16:52:16 +0000

Maybe Bush and Cheney will get the Nobel retroactively for sending the US into the gutter, thus removing the world’s last remaining military superpower.

By: Kgprophet

Kgprophet — Wed, 24 Oct 2007 03:16:38 +0000

Dick Cheney for First Lady!

By: AngryOne

AngryOne — Tue, 23 Oct 2007 01:27:31 +0000

Predictably, the conservative chattering class and its amen corner in the right-wing blogosphere are apoplectic about the Nobel Peace Prize awarded to Al Gore. But their rage and angst about the Nobel Committee’s “politicized awards” for “mass exaggerators” and “deceptive rhetoric” isn’t merely a function of the inconvenient truth of the success of Gore’s global warming campaign. No, the rugged individualists of the right are just hopping mad that they never win prizes designed to recognize contributions to, well, the rest of humanity.

To remedy this perpetual slight, then, here are:
“Conservative Nobel Prizes We’d Like to See.”

By: Zooey

Zooey — Tue, 23 Oct 2007 01:24:49 +0000

And you wonder why you only got a lump of coal last year!
Comment by Keith â€” October 22, 2007 @ 4:12 pm

I stopped wondering years ago. ;)

By: Arne Langsetmo

Arne Langsetmo — Mon, 22 Oct 2007 22:55:13 +0000

Hey! I prevented, all on my own, WW2.5, WW4, WW5 and WW7-9. Thank goodness we won’t have to worry about them, eh? Where’s my Nobel?!?!?

Cheers,

By: hterrya

hterrya — Mon, 22 Oct 2007 22:13:32 +0000

I read through the 70 comments with tears in my eyes, I was laughing so hard. With ABSOLUTELY no intent to insult the other posters (I clicked on “Recommend” for a BUNCH of them), I gotta say that the Comment by ralph the wonder llama â€” October 22, 2007 @ 5:25 pm topped them ALL!

To the runner ups, congrats for giving my belly laugh for the day.

Ain’t it WONDERFUL when we are in the “troll-free” zone for 71 posts?

By: ralph the wonder llama

ralph the wonder llama — Mon, 22 Oct 2007 21:25:18 +0000

In other developments, NRO also proposes the following candidates for other Nobel Prize categories:

Lierature: Ann Coulter
Biology: Phillip E. Johnson for his Theory of Intelligent Design
Chemistry: Charles Frito for the invention of Cheetos

stay tuned.

By: Brain From Planet Arous

Brain From Planet Arous — Mon, 22 Oct 2007 20:54:33 +0000

Into what Orwellian wormhole have we all fallen?

Comment by raynman â€” October 22, 2007 @ 2:08 pm

Bizarro World!

You greet people by punching them

Stop signs mean go

People buy stocks that are losing money

War means peace (Bizarros are very Orwellian)

Bizarro Pretzel is President

In the Bizarro world, a cube-shaped planet known as “Htrae” (Earth spelled backwards), society is ruled by the Bizarro Code, which states that it is a crime to do anything well or to make anything perfect or beautiful.

By: Keith H.

Keith H. — Mon, 22 Oct 2007 20:44:49 +0000

Yeah, those two deserve something, but it’s not a peace prize.

Heard of a new bumper sticker.

Impeach Bush . . . Torture Cheney.

By: Buckie Boy

Buckie Boy — Mon, 22 Oct 2007 20:40:00 +0000

Wow, the Reighwingers are sooooo JEALOUS of Al getting the Nobel Peace Prize that they are tripping over each other to claim that some Criminally Insane Fascist Pigs deserve it for KILLING near 4 thousand of our soldiers and 600 thousand Iraqis, that sure makes NEOCON sense to me.

Lynn “Early Western Lesbian Porno” Gal for President, oh man that one makes my sides hurt from laughing.

Buck Fush

By: carollt

carollt — Mon, 22 Oct 2007 20:35:01 +0000

And I thought the Nobel Prize was a peace prize. NRO should start the Chicken Hawk Prize with its own endowment. I am sure the President and the Vice-President and all the staffers at NRO would be eligible for the prize.

By: crick

crick — Mon, 22 Oct 2007 20:32:41 +0000

Please….please…….lynn cheney run for president. What a gift that would be.

By: Keith

Keith — Mon, 22 Oct 2007 20:23:01 +0000

war is peace. up is down. black is white. if you don’t agree, you are aiding al qaeda.

By: Keith

Keith — Mon, 22 Oct 2007 20:12:44 +0000

Peppering Santaâ€™s ass with birdshot would be a hoot! :-D
Comment by Zooey â€” October 22, 2007 @ 4:08 pm

And you wonder why you only got a lump of coal last year!

By: Zooey

Zooey — Mon, 22 Oct 2007 20:08:50 +0000

What you gonna do? Shoot a reindeer?
Comment by Keith â€” October 22, 2007 @ 4:04 pm

Peppering Santa’s ass with birdshot would be a hoot! :-D

By: Gregor Samsa

Gregor Samsa — Mon, 22 Oct 2007 20:07:44 +0000

What is with the right’wingers and their Nobel Peace prize envy?

One day it’s given to bloviators by bloviators, it’s an anti-American award, and a joke… the next Bush and Cheney deserve it.

What a weird, illogical lot.

Although, were it given to these two, then it would really be a joke.

By: DanCaveman

DanCaveman — Mon, 22 Oct 2007 20:06:45 +0000

What you gonna do? Shoot a reindeer?

Comment by Keith â€” October 22, 2007 @ 4:04 pm

I don’t know about you, but I have to get my sleigh bombs ready.

By: Keith

Keith — Mon, 22 Oct 2007 20:04:13 +0000

Iâ€™m trying to concentrate on getting armed for the War on Christmas.
Sheeshâ€¦
Comment by Zooey â€” October 22, 2007 @ 3:51 pm

What you gonna do? Shoot a reindeer?

By: DanCaveman

DanCaveman — Mon, 22 Oct 2007 20:00:26 +0000

[...]â€” the West against Islamowhatchamacallit.

Comment by gummitch â€” October 22, 2007 @ 2:18 pm

Islamowhatchamacallit–Isn’t that a delicious candy bar?

By: Zooey

Zooey — Mon, 22 Oct 2007 19:51:58 +0000

Why are these morons whining? The NPP has been given for this year. STFU!

I’m trying to concentrate on getting armed for the War on Christmas.

Sheesh…