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Cheney falls asleep during Cabinet meeting on wildfires.

During a cabinet meeting yesterday, Vice President Cheney fell asleep on camera while President Bush was discussing wildfires in California. A Cheney spokeswoman “laughed it off,” telling CNN that the vice president was “practicing meditation.” CNN’s chyron reported that Cheney was seen “meditating” — rather than sleeping — during the cabinet meeting. Watch it:

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62 Responses to “Cheney falls asleep during Cabinet meeting on wildfires.”

  1. spearNmagicHelmet says:

    anyway we can keep him in that state?


  2. alphainfinityomega says:

    It’s a shame he didn’t fall ‘asleep’ for ever.

    ∞


  3. bob h says:

    quick! shoot him in the face.


  4. greggp says:

    “Meditating”? Does James Dobson know about this? That meditation stuff is BOOODIST!


  5. Fan of Man says:

    he was talking with satan….


  6. NoOneYouKnow says:

    He gets tired when he’s not in his Vader suit.


  7. mary says:

    Not sure if that’s a bad sign or not.

    On the one hand he could be tired from all of that planning to attack Iran.

    On the other hand maybe he’s just tired (a good thing- hopfully less dangerous all tired like that).

    Sleep away! The more he sleeps the better off the planet is.


  8. Nevar says:

    “Yawwwwwn. Domestic disturbances.
    Wake me up when it’s time for cocktails.”


  9. Will says:

    I meditate too… I meditated for about 8 hours last night. Nice, restful, rejuvenating…


  10. ralph the wonder llama says:

    That little nap was the period of least damage he’s done to this nation since he got involved in national politics, with Tricky Dick Nixon.


  11. A Patriot Acting says:

    Cheney get’s tired during the day. The Lord of Darkness spends most of his nights reading through political foe’s e-mails, drinking the blood of middle class children who die from lack of healthcare, playing “bomb Iran” with his anatomically correct GI Joe dolls, running the underworld and making sure his image is blurred by Google Earth. He tries to spend as much of the daylight hours as possible secured in his man-sized safe that he has had filled with “mother earth” that was flown in from Transylvania. Running the world is “hard work” and if you don’t like him ignoring domestic issues so he can catch up on his sleep then you can all just go Cheney yourselves!


  12. Ike Skelton says:

    It’s always funny when I’m in a large client meeting and one of the clients falls asleep when one of his colleagues is talking!


  13. GSD says:

    Unless it has to do with war crimes, bombings, torture or shooting old men in the face, Dick Cheney can’t be bothered.

    -GSD


  14. jb says:

    Cheney’s only interested enough to stay awake if there’s bombing involved.


  15. Dr Benway says:

    maybe next time we might get to hear him snoring. Sorry, I mean ‘chanting his mantra’


  16. hellinabucket says:

    A Cheney spokeswoman “laughed it off,” telling CNN that the vice president was “practicing meditation.” but had a harder time explaining away the drool.


  17. Fan of Man says:

    shouldnt he have been handing from the ceiling while he “meditates”?


  18. Witch1 says:

    He doesn’t need to be awake, he gave them their talking point’s before his nap…….Worst person in the world, watch while mr evil sleep’s…Awake or asleep, nothing is safe untill this monster is behind bar’s……Blessings


  19. CitiDC says:

    Somebody tricked him and said the meeting would be about Iran. Fires? No need to pay attention.


  20. IgnoranceIsNotBliss says:

    Did anyone else notice Cheney’s hands shaking or am I seeing things?


  21. Art says:

    It’s good to see that they are monitoring the situation…
    in their normal way. With their eyes closed.


  22. Trizza says:

    I was born at night…….but not last night!


  23. pbg says:

    Maybe he was making ‘mean girl’ faces?


  24. jer3saw says:

    Darth is not interested in the fires in California. There is mostly loss of property from the fires. If more people were being killed by the fires Cheney could stay awake. Maybe if the feds would bomb Cali, Cheney would liven up.


  25. CitiDC says:

    Fires have little to no effect on the VP’s international bunker system.


  26. Nevar says:

    Cheney is running on borrowed time, health wise.
    He has a pacemaker, running on it’s second set of batteries, and I’m sure his daily chemical cocktail of drugs requires fine tuning.
    His sour and angry demeanor is counterproductive to good health.
    Combine these elements with a regime that is demanding, and increasingly out of control, and the conditions are ripe……


  27. Bad Eye says:

    Somebody in the room should have yelled “Halliburton!” That would have woke him up.


  28. Kay says:

    the evil drift off…


  29. Leftside Annie says:

    That’s because he wasn’t in his coffin.

    You know – vampires get *very* tired during the day.


  30. xenon says:

    Quick, somebody burp him!


  31. Bad Eye says:

    That’s because he wasn’t in his coffin.

    You know – vampires get *very* tired during the day.

    Comment by Leftside Annie — October 25, 2007 @ 12:47 pm

    Be careful there! It’s comments like yours that will get TP named to one of the top 10 evil organizations.

    Heh!


  32. Boy Genius says:

    Quick. Lock him in his man-sized safe before he awakens!


  33. MCMetal says:

    Dickhead figured : “What the hell ……..I’ve never heard this dipshit speaking intelligibly ; he sure as shit ain’t about to start now.
    I might as well get some rest and have my coffin cleaned out and resodded with dirt from my Transylvanian homeland”


  34. joe cantwell says:

    i don’t think you’re “meditating” when you have drool curving off the side of your lip and onto your lapel.

    it’s called nap time.


  35. upside99 says:

    Darth is just saving his energy for the real “Heavy Lifting” coming in a month or so. Gotta get those bunker buster bombs built so he can “get some” in Iran!

    But he is missing a great opportunity to get his butt-sucking buddy, Prince-of-darkness more business by sending Blackwater to SOCAL to do some more mercenary work for us all.


  36. mo2 says:

    I have heard on tv – probably on Olbermann – that Cheney is very sick and staffers gossip about how bad it is.


  37. MCMetal says:

    I have heard on tv – probably on Olbermann – that Cheney is very sick and staffers gossip about how bad it is.

    Comment by mo2 — October 25, 2007 @ 1:20 pm

    Yeah

    But mental illness doesn’t tend to reveal itself in the form of sleeping ……………


  38. ES says:

    This really says it all. He doesn’t care enough to stay awake. If it were about killing kittens or obliterating Medicaid I’m sure he would be wide awake.


  39. DRxJ says:

    Really. Does this surprise anyone? I mean, come on. Dubya feel asleep not only during 9/11 (deer in head lights for 7 whole friggin’ minutes), but also Katrina.
    What is surprising is that the fires involve mostly rich white folks. One would think that Darth could muster enough energy to stay awake for that, even if only to contemplate how Halliburton could profit from it.


  40. Buckie Boy says:

    Sleep Dick Sleep, let the long dark slumber take you to the light…what? The light is red, like fire and it’s hot? Well, can’t say you didn’t earn it.

    Buck Fush


  41. StratRat says:

    Quick, somebody burp him!

    Comment by xenon

    Ewwwwwwww! Stop it. I just ate lunch.


  42. tomazulob says:

    Of course he fell asleep, there was nothing about profits in the meeting.


  43. robbez_92107 says:

    Comment by ES — October 25, 2007 @ 1:32 pm

    Exactly. Pain and suffering of fellow Americans not of his own making is not interesting enough to keep Dick awake – or Chimpy interested in anyithing but another Jeffeson Square photo op.

    Hey Strat_92117 – orange skies again? Too eerie, huh?


  44. katy says:

    … my ex-husband always called it “watching my eyelids”…

    i still hate it when someone tries to insult my inteligence…


  45. SP Biloxi says:

    Yup, the Supreme Leader is up all night watching Dubai Market Watch on cable to buy and sell his stocks and Halliburton shares and falling asleep during his daytime job.

    And it is pretty pathetic of CNN to buy into Dick’s story of meditating. Yeah, Dick was meditating over his successful 19%rise in his Halliburton stock.


  46. LividLib says:

    no big deal.
    he does that when hunting too.


  47. Nevar says:

    He’s counting quail, hopping over a fence.


  48. texaslady says:

    One day he is going to fall asleep for the big dirt nap and everyone will just tiptoe around thinking he is nodding off or “studying his paperwork”. Wonder if the Secret Service have to draw straws to go hunting with him.


  49. texaslady says:

    The deal with pacemakers is that they do keep on ticking even if the rest of the body wants to say goodby, saw this once with a relative who had diabetes and heart congestion. It took ALOT to shut him down.


  50. TomR says:

    Pleasant dreams little psychopath.

    - Tom


  51. davivid says:

    He was up late last night screwing us.


  52. Michael Keenan says:

    Looks like he is having fantasies of waterboarding baby quail if you ask me.


  53. Innocent Bystander says:

    Meditating on the value of his Haliburton options once he gets his bunker busters dropped on Iran and gets WW3 underway. He’ll be rich! Filthy rich!


  54. MiguelD says:

    No problem really, someone just forgot to plug him in for a recharge.


  55. impeachcheneythenbush says:

    Did anyone else notice Cheney’s hands shaking or am I seeing things?

    Comment by IgnoranceIsNotBliss — October 25, 2007 @ 12:28 pm

    Yes, I saw it too. Perhaps that’s why you always see him holding his hands together in meetings (looking like an evil spider in his web); asleep, he can’t control the slight palsy.


  56. drtichy says:

    He had no interest because there is no OIL involved.
    Hope nobody will hire Halliburton to rebuild here (SoCal) – but this would wake him up!!!


  57. stpa0001 says:

    He almost looks human in this picture.


  58. Terry Zulit says:

    Well i wanted to make a comment about the BIG C, but the site is going crazy in my browser. Keeps locking up when I try to post.

    Anyway, Cheney must be losing a little sleep at night, or he is roaming around the streets at night looking for a friend. Surprised his weak heart can take this kind of stress.
    Oh right…..he’s void of emotion or sensibility…


  59. wildcleotis says:

    What is it detectives say about arrested murderers? Put them in a cell, and if they fall asleep they’re guilty, because the heat is off. Coincidence? :)


  60. wildcleotis says:

    You all are way off. After this shot Larry Craig crawls out from under the table smacking his chops.


  61. Livemike says:

    “Maybe if the feds would bomb Cali, Cheney would liven up.

    Comment by jer3saw”

    How many times must I tell you liberals, STOP GIVING THE NEOCONS IDEAS!


  62. isabella_word says:

    cheney too has been tired to need the nature therapy help to improving energy。



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