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Dick Cheney comments on ‘cousin Obama.’

In an interview with CNBC’s Larry Kudlow, Dick Cheney commented on his wife Lynne’s revelation that Dick and Barack Obama are related. Lynne reported that Dick and Barack are connected through an eighth generation French descendant. Dick referred to Obama today as “cousin Barack,” and said he’s not sure whether the relationship “would help or hurt” Obama. Watch it:

Also in the interview, Cheney referred to the House’s recent passage of SCHIP as “veto-bait.”

Transcript:

QUESTION: Speaking of another Democratic frontrunner, you and Senator Obama are apparently related. This information comes from your wife, Lynne, who appeared on our program not too long ago. Mareen and Susan Duvall, immigrants from France — have you spoke to Mr. Obama about this shared experience?

CHENEY: Cousin Barack? (Laughter.) No, we haven’t — haven’t had the opportunity to talk about it.

QUESTION: You haven’t once called him up, and say, well, heck, the family tree…

CHENEY: No. Well, I didn’t know whether that would help him or hurt him, so I thought I’d probably stay away from him, so. (Laughter.) But apparently we do have a common ancestor, about eight or nine generations back.

QUESTION: Mr. Vice President, thanks once again for coming on the program.




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44 Responses to “Dick Cheney comments on ‘cousin Obama.’”

  1. The Republic of Stupidity Says:

    Did Deadeye pull a frightened, whimpering puppy out of his pocket and start chewing on it while talking?


  2. Nevar Says:

    Every family has had a dick in the woodpile somewhere.


  3. Shayne Says:

    Little Dick Cheney has delusions about his own relevance. You are so insignifican, little, it's as if you are already in prison.


  4. The Republic of Stupidity Says:

    ... it’s as if you are already in prison.

    Comment by Shayne — October 26, 2007 @ 8:38 pm

    Aw, Shayne... what a tease you are!


  5. ForTruth Says:

    You guys all crack me up.


  6. ForTruth Says:

    Proof of the whole "making babies" sort of thing. It happens.


  7. Nevar Says:

    Likewise, For Truth.


  8. Zooey Says:

    Every family has had a dick in the woodpile somewhere.
    Comment by Nevar — October 26, 2007 @ 8:34 pm

    Ohhhh, splinters. :D


  9. Zooey Says:

    Hey Truth,

    Where ya been?


  10. Nevar Says:

    My grandpa told me to never stick my (hand) in a woodpile without checking first for squirrels.


  11. ForTruth Says:

    Hi Zooey,

    I've been around, here, there. Busy and such. Basically took a break from the politics, for a while.


  12. ForTruth Says:

    Dick Cheney had sex with a woodpile?


  13. Nevar Says:

    He misunderstood when they told him it was black cherry.


  14. Zooey Says:

    He misunderstood when they told him it was black cherry.
    Comment by Nevar — October 26, 2007 @ 9:03 pm

    **snort**


  15. Zooey Says:

    I’ve been around, here, there. Busy and such. Basically took a break from the politics, for a while.
    Comment by ForTruth — October 26, 2007 @ 8:57 pm

    TP is the place that's ALL politics, ya know. :P


  16. dixie blood Says:

    Who here amoung us trust Dick(head) Cheney The dEvil to be telling the truth here??

    I don't here Barack stepping up and saying "Hiya Cous!!!"


  17. ForTruth Says:

    Yeah the politics are good this evening.


  18. The Republic of Stupidity Says:

    Dick Cheney had sex with a woodpile?

    Comment by ForTruth — October 26, 2007 @ 8:59 pm

    Peckerwood?

    Naughty pine?


  19. Nevar Says:

    I'm only here for the hot liberal chicks...


  20. Nevar Says:

    Naughty pine?

    Comment by The Republic of Stupidity

    reminds me of a band name:
    Naughty Pine and the Not Whole Ramblers


  21. The Republic of Stupidity Says:

    Let's face it... apart from the dismemberment of the Constitution, the trillions of wasted dollars, the endless bloodshed in the name of "democracy" and the terrifying specter of WW III approaching, the Bush Admin has been an absolute Motherlode of Comedy Gold!


  22. ForTruth Says:

    Barack was trying to tell Cheney the difference between shit and shienola.


  23. Zooey Says:

    I’m only here for the hot liberal chicks…
    Comment by Nevar — October 26, 2007 @ 9:18 pm

    Heh. This is a Dick Cheney thread! Ew!


  24. Nevar Says:

    Sorry, I'm getting a little threadbare it seams....


  25. ForTruth Says:

    Dick Cheney tears up only the stuffed animals in which children have become attached to.


  26. Shayne Says:

    I don’t here Barack stepping up and saying “Hiya Cous!!!”

    Comment by dixie blood — October 26, 2007 @ 9:11 pm

    Nobody admits being related to the dick.


  27. Zooey Says:

    Sorry, I’m getting a little threadbare it seams….
    Comment by Nevar — October 26, 2007 @ 9:29 pm

    **groan**


  28. Shayne Says:

    Cheney had sex with a woodpile and the woodpile did most of the work. The woodpile insists it's never having sex with a sleaze like that again.


  29. TomR Says:

    Didn't Luke Skywalker defeat the dark side of his relative, Darth Vader?

    - Tom


  30. Nevar Says:

    Correct.
    Unfortunately, Vader was only healed in the hereafter.


  31. dlet Says:

    Cheney referred to the House’s recent passage of SCHIP as “veto-bait.”

    Providing health insurance to American citizens is not "bait". Too bad this man with no soul has risen to these heights of power.


  32. Lefty Patriot Says:

    the Obama family must be horrified to have such filth in its background.


  33. Leftside Annie Says:

    Nyuck, nyuck, nyuck.

    *What* a funny man.

    Not.


  34. had enough Says:

    the Obama family must be horrified to have such filth in its background.

    Comment by Lefty Patriot
    I'm sure the Obama family is frantically researching for anyone within their family with a hint of gills, horns or claws, mental illness, history of serial killing...


  35. GSD Says:

    Does that make Dick Cheney a Soulless Brother?

    -GSD


  36. Marcus Aurelius Says:

    If I were Cheney (and I am ever so greatful I'm not), I'd be less worried about veto bait, and start worrying about being jail bait. Before it's all over, he'll be some lucky prisoner's wife.


  37. Nevar Says:

    He's quail bait this weekend....


  38. dlet Says:

    I still would like to know how Lynne Cheney came about this information. I am pretty sure she did not research this. Could this have been a use of the Secret Service? If so I would like to know just what my tax dollars are being used for.


  39. tarazan Says:

    Cheney: "Whether I talked to Obama or not has a lot to do with what type of oil investments obama likes to make, an oil tanker named after him called Obama is a possibility,just ask Condi "


  40. dbadass Says:

    This brings to mind that great scene fom Take the Money and Run, when Woody Allen claims the fellow chained to him is his "cousin from out of town"


  41. LibertyLover Says:

    Cheney is descended from a cheese-eating surrender monkey French dude? Lololol ! My apologies to the French...


  42. Chocolate Jesus Says:

    even american diplomats dont want to go to iraq willingly...

    http://www.cnn.com/2007/POLITICS/10/26/us.iraq.embassy.ap/index.html


  43. toasterhead Says:

    Wait - Dick Cheney is related to Osama bin Hussein? I'm confused, what with Fox News and Mitt Romney conflating all the names and all...


  44. grover nerdkissed Says:

    i think obama's campaign is already over, i'm not sure why the cheney's felt they had to neutralize it.



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