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Right-wing blogger: Ari Fleischer is a ‘modern day Moses.’

A post by Nashville-based blogger Webutante, highlighted by Pajamas Media, compares former White House press secretary Ari Fleischer to Moses:

fleischera.jpg It was at that moment I saw Ari Fleischer in a totally new light: He was a modern day Moses leading his people out of slavery, into freedom. But rather than leading them out of the land of Egypt, he was taking them out of the bondage of the Democratic party.

Fleischer currently serves as a board member of the White House front group Freedom’s Watch. Recently, he callously told a dead soldier’s mom that “there are going to be a lot more mothers” like you, and admitted he did not know the name of a wounded veteran who appeared in his own organization’s ad.



51 Responses to “Right-wing blogger: Ari Fleischer is a ‘modern day Moses.’”

  1. cha cha cha says:

    he’s no moses malone. no way. not by a long shot.


  2. Leftside Annie says:

    Oh…my…freaking…God…

    *falls to floor in dead faint*


  3. DaveRywall says:

    A blogger in Nashville wrote something about something?

    Who gives a shit?


  4. Leftside Annie says:

    Pied Piper, maybe – leading an army of rats – but MOSES??

    Puh-lease.


  5. Zooey says:

    Ari better start working on that beard — and his smarts. He’s got some catching up to do…


  6. toasterhead says:

    He listened to a Bush and got his people hopelessly lost in the desert?


  7. Clyde the Ripper says:

    If they want a biblical reference I would suggest the snake from the Garden of Eden, the thief hung up beside Christ, or Lot’s wife (assuming Lot was gay).


  8. MCMetal says:

    A post by Nashville-based blogger Webutante, highlighted by Pajamas Media,

    Tough to argue with those type of credentials , isn’t it ?

    They may as well have claimed he was a friggin’ Mouseketeer ……

    What the hell type of credibility/validity does that nitwit possess ?


  9. Kryptik says:

    Wow.

    So the Democratic party has enslaved the American people and is in need of an Exodus?

    Good freakin’ god, where do these people come up with these bass-ackwards perceptions of the world?


  10. Clyde the Ripper says:

    Maybe we could relate King George the Dumb to Moses as well—the Burning Bush.


  11. MCMetal says:

    Maybe we could relate King George the Dumb to Moses as well—the Burning Bush.

    Comment by Clyde the Ripper — October 30, 2007 @ 1:09 pm

    More like the Burnt-out Bush ……….


  12. Menehune says:

    Maybe not another Moses, but he must be damn intelligent with a name like Ari Fleischer.


  13. VerbalKint says:

    Just some goosestepper.


  14. hellinabucket says:

    Leading his people? When were any democrats Ari’s people?


  15. alphainfinityomega says:

    Yet another Jew that AEI. thinks is sooo smart ?

    ∞


  16. Uncle Ho says:

    OMFG!!! With asshats like these, it really IS a miracle that they did not launch the ICBMs on the night of 20 January 2001.

    If Fleischer is Moses, then I’m a cumquat from Queens.


  17. rastaman says:

    when’s god going to kill Bush’s first born?


  18. toasterhead says:

    Why do Democrats hate Jews?

    Comment by TCDon — October 30, 2007 @ 1:19 pm

    How is criticism of U.S./Israel policy “hatred of Jews?”


  19. Lefty Patriot says:

    Why do Democrats hate Jews?

    Comment by TCDon — October 30, 2007 @ 1:19 pm

    Democrats only hate the treasonous Jews tha thte Republicans tolerate. the question is, why do Republicans hate Americans?


  20. robbez_92107 says:

    Modern day Judas, more like – just ask Valerie Plame.


  21. The Republic of Stupidity says:

    Why do Democrats hate Jews?

    Comment by TCDon — October 30, 2007 @ 1:19 pm

    What an utterly meaningless, irrational comment.

    As far as “leading his people out of slavery”????

    Geez, is the entire right wing of this country delusional?


  22. toasterhead says:

    Good question. Why is criticism of expanded S-Chip “hatred of Children?”

    If “Why do Republicans hate children,” is a fair question than “why do Democrats hate Jews” is equally fair.

    Comment by TCDon — October 30, 2007 @ 1:26 pm

    Thank you for admitting that Republicans hate children. :)


  23. robbez_92107 says:

    Comment by TCDon — October 30, 2007 @ 1:26 pm

    They don’t hate children, they just think war halfway around the globe is more important. Maybe if we get rid of welfare, we can bomb Iran.


  24. missmolly says:

    Caption contest:

    “Hmmm…parting the Red Sea is harder than I thought…”


  25. alphainfinityomega says:

    Caption Contest:

    CONEHEAD

    ∞


  26. alpuz3 says:

    simply put, TCDon – it’s Moses envy, or Seinfeld envy.
    not that there’s anything wrong with that.

    I’m a gentile, so I can’t be totally sure, but that’s my uneducated guess.

    or Sammy Davis Jr. envy…


  27. Zimzone says:

  28. stewarjt says:

    Boy was I wrong. I always thought he was a pinhead ideologue.


  29. Veritas says:

    Ari Fleischer is one of the original fascist wingnuts of PNAC and will someday be held accountable for war crimes along with the rest of the criminal element “within”.


  30. stewarjt says:

    Caption Contest:

    Zippy the Pinhead! Gabba, Gabba, we accept you, we accept you, we accept you, one of us!


  31. penalcolony says:

    Like his former employer, Fleischer couldn’t lead a circle jerk in Boys Town. (Would either of them like to try? That’s another question . . .)


  32. StratRat says:

    Geez, is the entire right wing of this country delusional?

    Comment by The Republic of Stupidity

    Yes. next question, please…


  33. MCMetal says:

    Right-wing blogger: Ari Fleischer is a ‘modern day Moses.’

    Ari Fleischer is really Charlton Heston’s kid ?

    Who woulda’ thunk it ?????????????


  34. Perry logan says:

    Further proof conservatism is a brain disease.


  35. Dumb_Fox says:

    Moses was a blithering wreck of a speaker that he had Aaron do it for him (at least what I learned from Sunday skool). So the comparison is really stupid.


  36. yahahahaha says:

    Ok, now that quote just goes to prove that the wingnuts are definitely off their rockers. What kind of nutjob comment is that????


  37. pbg says:

    He can give himself leprosy?


  38. Jackie says:

    Ari needs a job he’ll say anything to get a buck. As for him being Moses well that’s should up set the Christians and the Bush Base with such disrespect. But you can’t blame Ari as the White House is giving away money to friends and Ari kept him mouth shut during the Libby trial to save Dick Cheney. To be a loyal Republican means just what Gerald Ford did. Ford new Nixon was guilty years before he resigned but for the good of the Republican party he kept his mouth shut even letting a criminal go free. Ford put the Republican Party ahead of the United States of America and the American people he served. That’s what it means to be a true Republican even criminals can continue to do crimes against Americans as long as their Republicans. As we see now even murders are protected under the Republican party.
    Problem is that’s no what the real Republican Party stood for it is what a few evil people came in and made it.


  39. Buckie Boy says:

    Why do Democrates hate TCDon?

    Because he is a Fascist Brownshirt lockstep Lemming Idiot.

    Thought I would clear that up.

    Buck Fush


  40. JosephW says:

    So who exactly are Ari’s “people”?


  41. Wayne says:

    So who exactly are Ari’s “people”?

    Comment by JosephW — October 30, 2007 @ 2:40 pm

    Neocons

    FK’NEOS


  42. Leftside Annie says:

    Oh dear, TCDon! Republicans don’t hate children, dear. Everybody knows that.
    .
    .
    .
    .

    They only hate POOR children.


  43. Brain From Planet Arous says:

    He is more like Moshiach’s Donkey, the one which Moses used to transport his wife and children on the road to Egypt.

    No offense to Donkeys………….


  44. lm945 says:

    How can Fleischer be the new Moses? We haven’t seen the burning Bush yet.


  45. Gregor Samsa says:

    Ari Fleischer, a “modern day Moses”!?

    What is interesting in this Webutante’s babble is that he talks about his fellow Americans -who happen to be Jewish- as “them”, and as Fleisher’s “people”.

    Even as a backhanded compliment, the whole thing reeks of condescension.


  46. NoOneYouKnow says:

    I think the metaphor could work if you substitute the Jewish slaves of Egypt led into Israel into the Christofascists of the red states being led to Armageddon, or for dead U.S. soldiers and the republic’s constitution led to, ah, I guess Armageddon again.


  47. dixie blood says:

    Webutante = CUA!!!


  48. dixie blood says:

    Ari Fleischer = CUA!!! or Israeli?


  49. katy says:

    …he was taking them out of the bondage of the Democratic party. -webutante

    these people are f’n crazy…

    what ever is going to happen to this country, if anyone REALLY
    thinks this way? … and i’m guessing they do…

    but this chick is just batty… a bible-thumpin’ dijit…


  50. Uncle Ho says:

    caption: “I just farted. Peeeeuuuuuwwwww!”


  51. JFK says:

    Wait…so is he saying that Fleisher led ‘his people’ (the Jews) out of ‘bondage’ (The Democrats) into the Republican party?

    That’s absurd. Lieberman attracted Orthodox Jews, the only Jewish group that votes Republican, but even still, he hardly moved the dial in terms of Jewish vote. Kerry still received 76-78 percent.

    We aren’t voting Republican anytime soon. The Democrats are much stronger supporters of our values, which includes more than just Israel, which the religious right only supports to see us burn in hell when their ‘messiah’ returns.

    Jews believe in a strong community and that your deeds count for more than your words. That is why we support Democrats…people like John Kerry who fought for his country and liberal causes for his life, and Bill Clinton, who has fought for middle class values his life. And Al Gore who has made the environment a cause. Not a bunch of red state jerkoffs who preach ‘responsibility’ yet suck money from the federal treasury in far greater numbers than they contribute. Not right wing Republicans who preach ‘family values’ then idolize degenerates like Gingrich and Giuliani.

    Fleisher ain’t Moses…he’s more like Jar Jar Binks, except not nearly as ‘hilarious’.



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