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Townsend’s goodbye to Bush: ‘You are such a man.’»

Outgoing Homeland Security Adviser Frances Fragos Townsend today sent President Bush a three-page handwritten letter announcing her resignation. A highlight from the letter:

In 1937, the playwright Maxwell Anderson wrote of President George Washington: There are some men who lift the age they inhabit, til all men walk on higher ground in their lifetime.

Mr. President, you are such a man.

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75 Responses to “Townsend’s goodbye to Bush: ‘You are such a man.’”

  1. ohdave Says:

    You post this right after lunch?


  2. CitiDC Says:

    Looks like Fran attended the Harriet Miers School of suckup letterwriting.


  3. Starve-A-Bush_Feed-A-Beaver Says:

    “You are such a man”. Is she addressing Barbara Bush by any chance? I mean, she’s also referencing George Washington.


  4. StratRat Says:

    The delusion never ends.


  5. Peter C Says:

    Why the question mark at the end?

    “Fran Townsend?”

    Is there some doubt?


  6. BillH Says:

    Puke, puke, puke.


  7. Arn Gunnutes Says:

    Yeah, he’s a Jeff Gannon “man”.

    Cowardly little silver-spoon AWOL TRAITOR punk COXUCKER of a “man”!

    Some suckup female rightwing NUTJOB journalist did the same thing after Bush’s “Flightsuit Accomplished” photo-op writing:

    The women will look at him and say “what a man!”.

    BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

    Sincerely,

    NRA Gun Nutes


  8. Guido OBGYN Lover Says:

    Just another lying Republican who talks a good game but is a moron. She is a total propagandist.


  9. katy Says:

    whew! something to take the heat off the waxman thread…

    so, the bushbots are really ignorant, huh…

    bad enough that dubby even considered a comparison of himself to
    george washington, but to have his sychophants even dare to reinforce that delusion…

    gag…


  10. Witch1 Says:

    Isn’t that just way to special.? not.
    Don’t let the door hit ya on the way out, better yet look over your shoulder and hold it open for the next rat leaving the miserable rudderless ship.


  11. Eskwaya Says:

    I think I just threw up in my mouth.


  12. LibertyLover Says:

    A handwriting analyst would have a field day with this…

    most notably the slanting handwriting down and to the right denotes pessimism. Closed loops indicating closed mindedness, and low crossed “T” s — low self esteem…

    very interesting and very telling.


  13. normalasf Says:

    BARF.


  14. pinhut Says:

    A simple style with no spelling mistakes or obvious grammatical errors.

    Who is going to translate this into language GWB will understand?

    There are other ways, I suppose.

    “Remember this woman, Mr President?” (Bush aide waves picture of her)
    “Ah, maybe…”
    “Well, you won’t be seeing her anymore…”
    “Ah, ok.” GWB pauses. “What’s fer lunch?”


  15. sacopenapa Says:

    …There are men that commited horrible WAR CRIMES, Like Hitler, Mussollini, and there will be men that will come after them and do much worse. Mr. Bush, you are this man!


  16. hmbnancy Says:

    A couple of questions?

    On White House stationary not her own office stationary?
    No day date only November 2007?

    Here Fran write this resignation right now while you are here. Well release it later when we announce your resignation.


  17. JMOHR Says:

    Now, I understand the desire to say something nice to your political employer upon leaving service, however, this seems to echo the shades of the love that many Germans felt for Hitler.


  18. slappy magoo Says:

    If you must write your secret crush after a night of drinking, for God’s sake, NEVER send it until after you’ve sobered up…

    Of course, if I worked for this Administration, I’d probably never stop drinking, so that would explain a lot.


  19. Squegeeboo Says:

    There are some men who lift the age they inhabit, til all men walk on higher ground in their lifetime.

    Mr. President, you are such a man.

    Well due to global warming, everyone who currently lives at sea level will be walking on higher ground in their lifetime.

    Well that or swimming.


  20. Veritas Says:

    This is enough to make someone vomit. This has to be a charade, isn’t it??


  21. Veritas Says:

    Frannie’s gettin’ out of dodge before the $hit hits the fan! They’re all jumping like rats from a sinking, stinking ship. Adios Frannie! Don’t let the door hit you on your way out. You were nothing but a puppet anyway.


  22. skinnybones jones Says:

    Gag, Barf, Ralf and Gross! these bushwackos are one sickening bunch of brain challenged jackasses.. thanks for ruining my lunch.


  23. norbizness Says:

    Right before that note, somebody asked her if she wanted to play a nice game of solitaire.


  24. JustAGI Says:

    Maybe she was being ironic?


  25. missmolly Says:

    The letter contains enough treacle to make me gag. And looking through the posts here on this thread, it appears I’m not the only one.

    But I would like to say that it’s a rarity in this day and age to see a handwritten letter, in penmanship that can be read, with correct grammar and spelling. Apparently, Frances Townsend was brought up right. Except for her taste in leaders, that is.


  26. Dr. Matt Says:

    She forgot to mention 9/11 and Ronnie Raygun and blame Clinton for something.


  27. Perry logan Says:

    Why can’t Republicans just admit they’re gay?

    “In 1984 I watched George W. Bush enthusiastically and expertly perform a homosexual act on another man, one Victor Ashe.”
    http://bushssecretlifein84.tripod.com/


  28. Bobwurst Says:

    Dear Mr. President,

    Thank you for the oppurtunity to work in the sunshine of your brilliance. When the rapture comes, and thank you for all your tireless efforts on behalf of bringing it about, and you asend to the right hand of God, our father, our white father, and take Jesus’ place (that dirty peace loving hippie) I hope you’ll remember my faithful service here on Earth.

    hugs and asskisses

    Frannie


  29. Starve-A-Bush_Feed-A-Beaver Says:

    “Why can’t Republicans just admit they’re gay?”

    They can’t and that’s part of being a Republican. They are the closeted gay-bashing self-loathing hypocritical party.


  30. gummitch Says:

    We’re all walking on higher ground, for sure, because she’s piled the bullsh!t so deep that we’re a good 3-4 feet up in the air.

    Amazing how someone can have such a persistent delusion in spite of everything that has happened since January 2001.


  31. ckerst Says:

    the guy must be hung like a horse.


  32. MCMetal Says:

    What the hell is truly wrong with these Chimpy sycophants ?

    This dopey broad is attempting to compare the Father of Our Country to the Foulness of Our Country ?

    Christ……..

    Throwing a pile of shit on a plate and then baking it doesn’t make it a souffle’ ………..


  33. Zimzone Says:

    At least we’ll still have Mike ‘AIPAC’ Shirtoff protecting our borders and

    promptly responding to National disasters. /snark


  34. IgnoranceIsNotBliss Says:

    Well, that made me feel all cold and icky inside.


  35. SP Biloxi Says:

    “Mr. President, you are such a man.”

    Sounds like Fran is spreading the crapola way too thick.


  36. Starve-A-Bush_Feed-A-Beaver Says:

    So Bush lifted up his White House staff and made them feel higher? Sounds like cocaine.


  37. VerbalKint Says:

    On White House stationary not her own office stationary?
    No day date only November 2007?

    Comment by hmbnancy — November 19, 2007 @ 2:18 pm

    Interesting, indeed. I wonder if she even wrote it herself, or if Bush’s handlers had a proxy write it as part of their broader strategy to keep Bush isolated from reality.


  38. BobSF_94117 Says:

    Someone must have threatened the poor woman with waterboarding….


  39. VerbalKint Says:

    It isn’t even written on stationary, but on notepad paper. And there is the curious question mark at the end. Could this have been a draft written by a WH staffer, meant to be reviewed by other staffers before being copied into an actual resignation letter? Perhaps the question mark expressed doubt as to the spelling of the name, or the use of “Fran” instead of Frances? Something seems fishy.


  40. maxpower Says:

    How could she see to write the letter when she has her head so far up his ass.


  41. Thinking Person Says:

    Is there a handwriting anaylist among TP readers? Would love to know what her handwriting shows. Even that her lines go downhill means something.

    Is the ? after her name some secret code with Shrub?

    What is the protocal for making something like this public? Or was it leak?


  42. VerbalKint Says:

    I see that she was a White House staffer rather than a DHS staffer, so that explains the use of White House writing materials. But the generic date and what appears to be a question mark seem a bit strange. But with these freaks, who ever knows what they are up to?


  43. Jackie Says:

    Talk about suck up and bull this says it all. First George Washington served in the Military and was a brave soldier yet the drunk, idiot, druggie and baby rich boy is scared of his father. I guess that is all the reward the President will get no Nobel Prize just a letter from a suck up who was given a job. I must say it should be taught in school how to tell lies to poor little rich boys to make them feel good so you and steal the family money. George W. Bush is a joke and a Poster child for those left behind in education, common since, respect, family values and all things that show you are a true christian.


  44. RUCerious Says:

    Frikkin hilarious. Sad, but somehow just hysterically funny.

    U duh man Georgie.


  45. RUCerious Says:

    Could this Frances be a talking mule???


  46. Leftside Annie Says:

    Oh my God……just gag me. Yecch.


  47. LividLib Says:

    perhaps Fran is to dumbass what Monica Lewinski was to Bill?


  48. CitiDC Says:

    So Fran’s retiring now. Huh/

    I thought everyone was instructed by Bush to retire in December 2006 or stick in till the end.

    Everyone except Fran?


  49. Your Conscience Says:

    Baseline Slant = Goal Directiveness
    Downward angle shows pessimism & fatigue

    Letter Size = Ego
    LARGE MIDDLE ZONE (large writing) =
    demand for attention, narcisstic

    NARROW LEFT MARGIN (wide right margin) =
    Interst in past, works best behind the scenes, coercive, manipulative

    MEDIUM PRESSURE =
    perceptive
    good memory
    conservative

    Extreme Compression = Self-Limitation.
    Compression is the squeezing of letters, words and spaces.
    introversion
    ability to work in small spaces
    the office “tightwad”

    Just a quick analysis. I would like to see more comparisons.


  50. MCMetal Says:

    So Bush lifted up his White House staff and made them feel higher? Sounds like cocaine.

    Comment by Starve-A-Bush_Feed-A-Beaver — November 19, 2007 @ 2:45 pm

    Cocaine doesn’t make users hallucinate delusionally…..


  51. leftcoast Says:

    “There are some men who lift the age they inhabit, til all men walk on higher ground in their lifetime.”

    This is just too frickin’ hilarious. However, it is easy an step for anyone to be on higher ground who is judged by comparison to the moral morass this president has left in his wake.


  52. RUCerious Says:

    Some people bring happiness where ever they go.

    Others bring happiness when ever they go.

    Guess which the chymp is.


  53. celtic cynic Says:

    Are Frances and Dana Pinocchio related?


  54. WaltTheMan Says:

    George W. Bush and George Washington do have something in common - the same first name. Beyond that, they are/were polar opposites!


  55. Buckie Boy Says:

    “You are such an EVIL man.” She left out a key word there.

    Bush/Cheney
    Hague Trials ‘09

    Buck Fush


  56. old_hack Says:

    gay frat boy loser


  57. impeachcheneythenbush Says:

    There’s only one thing to say. BARF!!


  58. oldtree Says:

    It is certainly an odd tome from a creep to a twit, however it isn’t fair to characterize the way it is written considering it is a perfectly understandable use of the phrase when comparing them. You are such a man to napoleon dynamite or george 3rd might arouse them to no end. However the comparison by saying that he will be compared to all sorts of other boxed worm food should not have been taken out of context.
    we always respect our dead. it is rare that it should be as a comparison to the living, but fran hits it right on the head. she would have to hit it on the head. but which head? Perhaps she just thinks the he is muy macho? she couldn’t be trying to appeal to the flower pot.


  59. Tender Chicken Says:

    I’d like examples please of how indeed George W. Bush “lift[ed] the age [he] inhabit[s], til all men walk on higher ground in their lifetime.” Here’s a challenge: Can anyone come up with just ONE example?


  60. Del Capslock Says:

    Bush is a very small man with a very big ego. Apparently some women find that attractive.


  61. Bullsmith Says:

    It’s not an administration. It’s a cult. Bush simply has no sense of shame. Born on third base, thinks he hit a triple.


  62. D. Tree Says:

    What is really interesting to me here is the reference to “This Extraordinary moment in our nation’s history.”

    In other words, this moment in history is not “challenging,” or “dangerous,” or any other adjective. When she says “extraordinary moment,” I can only suspect she is referring to the hostile takeover of our government by a ultra-right wing cabal.

    That and probably a little dose of hubris at the significance of their own acts.

    These guys could sure use a dose of modesty once and awhile.


  63. Mugsy Says:

    Further evidence (as if we needed any more) that Neo-Conservativism is a mental disorder.


  64. bluestatedon Says:

    I think VerbalKint is onto something. For one thing, I doubt that Townsend sees herself as someone who would have to write this herself; the proper way people at her august level do things is to have some starry-eyed minion do the dirty work, then Frances makes a few edits, puts her signature on the final copy, and it’s on to the medal-awarding ceremony with George. The key is the question mark at the end, with no accompanying notes. I’m sure Fran has no questions about herself, so this is something the minion put down, and the guess about the proper form of her name is as good as anything else.


  65. RUCerious Says:

    Born on third base, thinks he hit a triple.
    Comment by Bullsmith — November 19, 2007 @ 4:57 pm

    Still standing there after a single. lobbing grenades into his own dugout.


  66. LawlessMP Says:

    …OH, NO! Somebody said something that vaguely sounds like they aren’t attacking Bush outright!!! We better all act disgusted!

    …yeesh, you hard left liberals are as predictable as the hard right conservatives. It’s a RESIGNATION letter, big deal! They ALL sound like that! Why work yourselves up?


  67. republicans hate facts Says:

    …yeesh, you hard left liberals are as predictable as the hard right conservatives. It’s a RESIGNATION letter, big deal! They ALL sound like that! Why work yourselves up?
    Comment by LawlessMP — November 19, 2007 @ 6:19 pm

    You sound like that fool Seixon. What’s wrong, you’re so stupid that you’re back pretending to be an INDEPENDENT, while actually being a RIGHT WINGNUT FOOLISH HYPOCRITE!

    What’s PREDICTABLE is how STUPID the trolls like YOU ARE!


  68. LawlessMP Says:

    awwwwwwww, did I hurt your feelings?


  69. Marie Says:

    Blind. Those who serve Bush and write letters like this are blind to what is before their very eyes.
    Someone ought to check the water in the White House.
    Something is dreadfully wrong with them.


  70. DallasNE Says:

    Are you sure that wasn’t Kathrine Harris? Come to think of it, they even look somewhat alike.


  71. Lora Says:

    I’d like examples please of how indeed George W. Bush “lift[ed] the age [he] inhabit[s], til all men walk on higher ground in their lifetime.” Here’s a challenge: Can anyone come up with just ONE example?
    Comment by Tender Chicken — November 19, 2007 @ 4:42 pm

    So far even the usual trolls aren’t answering this one.


  72. Bartolo Says:

    “There are some men who lift the age they inhabit, til all men walk on higher ground in their lifetime.”

    Wasn’t it “a rising tide that lifted all men having big boats”?


  73. GL2814 Says:

    Townsend sounds like he wants to slip his tongue in Chimpy’s ear. *ugh*


  74. bernard quatermass Says:

    “There are some men who lift the age they inhabit, til all men walk on higher ground in their lifetime.

    Mr. President, you are such a man …”

    … because you make the rest of us feel like moral and intellectual giants in comparison.


  75. Tender Chicken Says:

    Frances Fragos Townsend, you are such a c–t.



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