Comments on: Rove auctioning his memoir for ‘millions.’

By: melv9

melv9 — Fri, 07 Dec 2007 21:38:16 +0000

Waitâ€¦Rove has even less personality than Allan Greenspan, a man whose entire purpose in life for 30 years was twitching the interest rate? How is that possible?!

LOL. In other words, Rove has less personality than a door stop.

By: alphainfinityomega

alphainfinityomega — Fri, 07 Dec 2007 07:15:35 +0000

May Rove be ultimately slaughtered like the over fed swine that he is.

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By: Tender Chicken

Tender Chicken — Fri, 07 Dec 2007 00:37:38 +0000

Another book that will end up in the $3.00 bin next Ann Coulter and Bill O’Reilly.

By: Raphael

Raphael — Thu, 06 Dec 2007 22:55:42 +0000

Rove is a smug and secretive little toady and doesn’t have any facet in his personality to make someone buy his book.

By: LibertyLover

LibertyLover — Thu, 06 Dec 2007 22:17:56 +0000

Oh, yeah, then I’d burn the book in the parking lot.

By: LibertyLover

LibertyLover — Thu, 06 Dec 2007 22:16:15 +0000

I’d buy a book at a book signing from him just for the privilege of telling him what a traitor I think that he is to this country for the Valerie Plame Affair.

By: tombaker

tombaker — Thu, 06 Dec 2007 20:47:04 +0000

I bid 4 of c-h-l’s kernels of corn.

By: kindness

kindness — Thu, 06 Dec 2007 20:46:50 +0000

Jesus the book will only be good for butt wipe and even then I’d have to sterilize my ass afterwards!

By: RUCerious

RUCerious — Thu, 06 Dec 2007 20:02:34 +0000

I bid 2 cents.

Comment by Xisithrus â€” December 6, 2007 @ 2:13 pm

OK, Xis, the bidding war is on.

I bid 1 cent and four green stamps.

By: jayjaybear

jayjaybear — Thu, 06 Dec 2007 19:51:27 +0000

Wait…Rove has even less personality than Allan Greenspan, a man whose entire purpose in life for 30 years was twitching the interest rate? How is that possible?!

By: pete

pete — Thu, 06 Dec 2007 19:42:46 +0000

Coulter won’t be happy with the competition. Not happy at all.

By: MapleStreet

MapleStreet — Thu, 06 Dec 2007 19:41:09 +0000

Please insert a line in the contract that requires Rove to pay back double the fee if the information isn’t fully accurate.

By: Bobwurst

Bobwurst — Thu, 06 Dec 2007 19:40:43 +0000

Tentative Title: I am Bush’s Pet Goat

By: SP Biloxi

SP Biloxi — Thu, 06 Dec 2007 19:38:17 +0000

I wouldn’t pay a single peso for Tubby McTreason Rove’s memoir playbook. Those millions are needed for Tubby’s upcoming lawsuits and future indictments for his crimes.

By: Max-1

Max-1 — Thu, 06 Dec 2007 19:35:01 +0000

WHY IS ROVE FREE, STILL?

By: tombaker

tombaker — Thu, 06 Dec 2007 19:33:38 +0000

Whichever publisher “wins?” that one is going to take a bath on it, and end up giving away copies to Minutemen and Chamber of Commerce chapters around the country. Like a “straight to home video” movie. The initial shipment is being allocated to “Half Price Books”, where it will take the place of O’Reilly’s latest screed, which not even their customers will buy at 99 cents a copy.

The book will no doubt be a turd of revisionism, wrapped in lies, and dipped in liquid bullshit. Whoever reads it should take precautions – condoms, latex gloves, and dental dams- God knows what one could catch from that manwhore panderer.

By: Davvid

Davvid — Thu, 06 Dec 2007 19:32:42 +0000

It would make some great toilet paper in the out house!

By: PatrioticLiberalChristian

PatrioticLiberalChristian — Thu, 06 Dec 2007 19:32:00 +0000

I offer to publish Rove’s book – if he pays ME $10 million and agrees that only three copies are made, one for him and his vanity, one for inclusion in the Library of Congress as documentation of his corruption, and one for him to eat as part of his restitution after his conviction.

By: Perry logan

Perry logan — Thu, 06 Dec 2007 19:24:45 +0000

Maybe he’ll tell us what was in those millions of missing e-mails.

By: Bobwurst

Bobwurst — Thu, 06 Dec 2007 19:20:30 +0000

How about splattershitboarding?