Question to upright left — If you take Bill-O at his word and are posting on this site, perhaps that would make you a devil-worshipper? So, are you or aren’t you?

Please cite your sources — or fold, because you are holding a losing hand.

Comment by curmudgeon — December 8, 2007 @ 2:39 am

Sorry, bud, but the post to which I responded said, “Whatever the reich wing accuses us of, they are doing themselves.” Therefore, I don’t feel the need to limit it to devil worship.
I’m quite confident that O’Reilly was referring to those who agree with left wing sites, not those who read them to try to understand how seemingly normal people can actually have some of the views expressed here. ;)

Time to call the guys with the butterfly nets…

Ever since Rush Limbaugh declared the Pittsburgh Steelers to be his favorite football team, the curse of the Rightwing Nutballs has descended upon that team.

I could never root for a team knowing Rush Limbaugh was rooting for them at the same time I was…and rooting against them and making him cry are oh-so-satisfying.

Since the Christian Reich tells us that we must take the Bible literally, word for word, then at least one of the following conditions must surely apply:

1) None of them have ever sinned. But this can’t be true. The New Testament clearly states in Romans 3:23 “For all have sinned and fall short of the glory of God.” — English Standard Version

This then leads to Option #2:
2) Every member of the Christian Reich is missing eyes, ears, tongues, brains (likely in many cases) and/or other assorted appendages. The Biblical reference appears near the end of this post.

Does their respective church perform the necessary surgery as part of a religious ceremony? Does the altar double as a surgical suite? Do major health insurance plans cover the necessary costs or is this funded by donations left in the offering plate?

Since we are told that the Bible is infallible and “all have sinned”, then body parts which cause a person to sin must be removed.

Still shaking your head in disbelief? Then please consider the following passage from the New Testament (i.e., Matthew 5:27-30):
“You have heard that it was said, ‘You shall not commit adultery.’ 28 But I say to you that everyone who looks at a woman with lustful intent has already committed adultery with her in his heart. 29 If your right eye causes you to sin, tear it out and throw it away. For it is better that you lose one of your members than that your whole body be thrown into hell. 30 And if your right hand causes you to sin, cut it off and throw it away. For it is better that you lose one of your members than that your whole body go into hell.” — English Standard Version

Wouldn’t this be a great two-part question during the next Repuke “debate”? 1 – Do you believe every word in the Bible? 2 – Which body parts are you missing? And hook all of the candidates up to a polygraph machine, just for fun.

“If a man would follow today, the teachings of the Old Testament, he would be a criminal. If he would follow strictly, the teachings of the new, he would be insane.” [Robert Ingersoll]

Question to upright left — If you take Bill-O at his word and are posting on this site, perhaps that would make you a devil-worshipper? So, are you or aren’t you?

Please cite your sources — or fold, because you are holding a losing hand.

Comment by JMOHR — December 7, 2007 @ 4:50 pm

Yeah, they either confrom to your views or become unpersons. Didn’t Hitler get rid of some folks that “posed a threat to a well ordered society?” Dang, libs keep saying conservatives are the Nazis, and yet… ;)

Dear Bile. Satan, or evil was never taught by the early christians. The word Satan is often confused with the word Lucifer, which means bringer of light, which means Venus.

Jesus said, “I am the bright and morning star…” Are you calling Jesus the devil Bill?

Comment by questioneverything — December 8, 2007 @ 12:25 am

So everything progs accuse conservatives of, progs are doing themselves? ;)

Stop giving the liberals credit for my work! You know that makes me angry. If it isn’t you, it’s Rush or that moron Glenn Beck. I’m “the” evil incarnate and I’ve spent my whole life earning that rep. I won’t be “out’ed” like this! I have to go over to Pat Robertson’s house…Gordon’s soul is starting to show up again…we can’t have that.

Darkly yours,

Robert Novak

P.S. Got any plans for Valentine’s Day? I have some “imports” coming in from Thailand I thought we could beat with a sack of Valencia oranges. I miss Bing Crosby…he beat me in ways my father never did; and my father whooped me good! Just remember, the good days are coming to an end. We need the “good” judges to make sure our “fun” doesn’t show up on that liberal “do-gooder” network with “c.h.”…he wouldn’t understand why we like our “imports”. ;)

He truly is a virtuoso of stupidity.

feel good, it means us satanists are winning the hearts & minds of america

Bill O’Reilly, “Those Who Trespass”