The White House has released a new Barney Cam video chronicling Barney and Miss Beazley’s attempts to become junior park rangers. Making clear that his friendship with Bush hasn’t ended, former Prime Minister Tony Blair also makes a guest appearance in the video:
BLAIR: Congratulations Barney and Miss Beazley on becoming Junior Park Rangers. Well done.
As someone born in Edinburgh, Scotland, it’s always good to see the Scots doing well.
Watch it:
OY. Painful. to. Watch.
December 12th, 2007 at 1:44 pmBlair–go hump some other leg, please.
December 12th, 2007 at 1:45 pm***banging head on desk***
December 12th, 2007 at 1:48 pmObama is now tied with Hill’reh in New Hampshire ….
http://www.cnn.com/2007/POLITICS/12/12/obama.newhampshire/?iref=mpstoryview
I think what hurts Hill’reh most is that “not so fresh” look she has on her face.
December 12th, 2007 at 1:49 pmHuman race will ’split into two different species’
The human race will one day split into two separate species, an attractive, intelligent ruling elite and an underclass of dim-witted, ugly goblin-like creatures, according to a top scientist.
100,000 years into the future, sexual selection could mean that two distinct breeds of human will have developed.
The alarming prediction comes from evolutionary theorist Oliver Curry from the London School of Economics… The report claims that after they reach their peak around the year 3000 humans will begin to regress.
…Men will have symmetrical facial features, deeper voices and bigger penises,… Women will all have glossy hair, smooth hairless skin, large eyes and pert breasts, according to Curry.
Racial differences will be a thing of the past as interbreeding produces a single coffee-coloured skin tone.
Dr Curry said: “The report suggests that the future of man will be a story of the good, the bad and the ugly.
Full story:
December 12th, 2007 at 1:49 pmhttp://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/technology/technology.html?in_page_id=1965&in_article_id=489653
“Bush’s poodle appears in new Barney Cam.”
– - I didn’t see Tony Blair.
December 12th, 2007 at 1:49 pmGood to see the White House is hard at work.
Way to piss my money away. Insipid twits.
December 12th, 2007 at 1:49 pmHendler must be happy his money’s getting pissed away on Jr. High level entertainment.
JMH – fiscal conservative.
December 12th, 2007 at 1:51 pmHENDLER – THIS IS NOT A HILLARY THREAD – CAN YOU READ??
December 12th, 2007 at 1:51 pmas soon as bush popped up, i had to change the channel.
December 12th, 2007 at 1:52 pmJason is skeered of girls.
December 12th, 2007 at 1:53 pmWow. That’s got to be embarrassing.
“Mr. Blair, you were the Prime Minister of the United Kingdom. What are you going to do now?”
“I’m going to appear in a poorly-produced mock-doggy video about a despised president’s pet!”
December 12th, 2007 at 1:55 pmThe White House has released a new Barney Cam video chronicling Barney and Miss Beazley’s attempts to become junior park rangers.
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Unfortunately Barney & Mz Beasley never became park rangers instead choosing to sell all of the mineral and lumbar rights of the National Parks to their Republican special interests.
December 12th, 2007 at 1:56 pmTONY B ‘LIER’ IS A WAR CRIMINAL AND SHOULD BE TAKEN TO AN INTERNATIONAL COURT IMEDIATLY! IF HE DOES NOT FACES ACCOUNTABILITY FOR HIS WAR CRIMES, I HOPE HE GET CANCER AND SUFFERS WITH IT. INOCENT PEOPLE ARE DEAD BECAUSE OF HIM AND THE US. …AND NO, I THINK IT WOULD BE NAUSIATING TO WATCH THE VIDEO.
December 12th, 2007 at 1:57 pmSo what?
December 12th, 2007 at 1:58 pmFrack, I take a break and when I return I have to see the unemployed zoo and her ug face.
December 12th, 2007 at 1:58 pmPoor Minotaur. Life is tough when you’re full of bullshit.
December 12th, 2007 at 2:00 pmRepublicans hold on to Ohio district – wins by double digit margin:
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,316506,00.html
I am glad that Dems agressive push even in weak districts – you serve the role of vaccine, keeping Reps’ immune systems strong.
December 12th, 2007 at 2:05 pmTony Blair = Alfred E. Newman UK
FUNNY
December 12th, 2007 at 2:06 pmthat district in OH is as R as they come. no one expected the D to win it.
not that it matters, when 19 other R congressmen have cut-and-run from representing their constituents. those seats will be easy pickups next fall, given the way the “bigtime” R candidates are falling over themselves to prove who’s the most reactionary and inconsistent.
December 12th, 2007 at 2:08 pmhow old is Mr Bush
December 12th, 2007 at 2:11 pmOoh, ooh, Jason Hendler sounds like he’s getting pumped up to do some more of his election prognostication. It’s been a whole year since the last bit of fun he provided. Now, if he would only sprinkle in some comments on urban heat, sexual harrassment, and “Ivy League” association we’d have the full effect.
OT, is this the missing “harsh interrogation” tape?
December 12th, 2007 at 2:12 pmFrack, I take a break and when I return I have to see the unemployed zoo and her ug face.
Comment by Minotaur — December 12, 2007 @ 1:58 pm
uhm, I’m guess that’s Frack’s Crack you’re looking at. Go back to what ever you were doing at you probably won’t see it.
December 12th, 2007 at 2:14 pmObama is now tied with Hill’reh in New Hampshire ….
Comment by Jason M. Hendler — December 12, 2007 @ 1:49 pm
Mildly interesting news (the primary is still a ways off), but completely off topic.
But I suppose finding something to say about a doggie video is asking a bit much…
December 12th, 2007 at 2:15 pmRepublicans hold on to Ohio district – wins by double digit margin:
Yeah? And all that proves is that Republicans are stupid people.
What else ya got?
December 12th, 2007 at 2:16 pmZooey / Missmolly,
I can tell that you recognize that “not so fresh” look on Hill’reh’s face.
December 12th, 2007 at 2:17 pmPssst!
Hey, Barney – bite him for us, and we’ll make sure you get adopted by a nice liberal family!!!
December 12th, 2007 at 2:18 pmComment by Jason M. Hendler — December 12, 2007 @ 2:17 pm
Typing one-handed again….
December 12th, 2007 at 2:21 pmPoor Minotaur. Life is tough when you’re full of bullshit.
Comment by Zooey — December 12, 2007 @ 2:00 pm
Or when your life consists of pestering people at TP and having conversations with your thirty cats. Change that litter, zoo, the neighbors are starting to complain.
December 12th, 2007 at 2:22 pm#28, Zooey,
Always trying to picture me naked ….
If you’re nice, I would hit it one time for you, but no promises after that.
December 12th, 2007 at 2:24 pmHey, Barney – bite him for us, and we’ll make sure you get adopted by a nice liberal family!!!
Comment by Leftside Annie — December 12, 2007 @ 2:18 pm
You might make up for the babies who were aborted by that same family. Hope you like berets and protest marches, Barney.
December 12th, 2007 at 2:24 pmComment by sacopenapa — December 12, 2007 @ 1:57 pm
Two requests:
1) You are entitled to your feelings about Tony Blair, but to wish cancer upon someone — ANYONE, regardless of what terrible things they may have done — is completely uncool. Please find a way to state your displeasure with someone that doesn’t involve wishing them to die or to get a horrible disease.
2) Look at your keyboard. On the left side, just above the “Shift” key and just below the “Tab” key is a button that says “Caps Lock”. Please click it. If you are going to post hateful messages, I would rather not have them screamed at me. Thanks.
(FWIW, I agree with you about the atrocities in Iraq and our role in them as well as the United Kingdom’s. I just don’t wish Tony dead.)
December 12th, 2007 at 2:25 pmHoo weee, I wouldnt hit that even once; can you imagine the dust cloud?
December 12th, 2007 at 2:25 pmComment by Jason M. Hendler — December 12, 2007 @ 2:24 pm
If you could get it up in front of a girl, I’d be amazed.
December 12th, 2007 at 2:27 pmZooey
JMH must be a very good aim to hit such a small target.
December 12th, 2007 at 2:28 pmMinotaur, I can tell you spend a lot of time thinking about me and my non-existent cats. Go over to Jason’s place, he’ll help you “work it out.”
December 12th, 2007 at 2:28 pm#34, Zooey,
Amazing you, as for others, is easy. I am still waiting to hear what’s in it for me – and please don’t say conversation, then I really will have trouble getting it up.
December 12th, 2007 at 2:28 pmI’ll bet zooey’s real excited at the idea of getting some “lights-off-2-minute-missionary” action. Love – Righty Style!!
December 12th, 2007 at 2:29 pm#35, PLC,
Not sure what you are trying to say there, but I think you inadvertantly insulted Zooey – unless small is somehow complimentary to a woman.
December 12th, 2007 at 2:30 pmJason, why do you want to have sex with Barney? I know you repubicans are a bit odd with your sexual preferences but this is beyond the pale. Perhaps you and Minotaur could meet in Minnieapolis for a quickie. He’s half beast, which would make him more attractive than your mom….
December 12th, 2007 at 2:30 pmSorry Jason, I don’t do mercy f_cks, but Umar Lee put up his email and phone number on the Bond thread. Check it out.
December 12th, 2007 at 2:30 pmThey like calling themselves “Minutemen” for a reason. It’s their way of making lemonade out of some unfortunate-for-their-wives lemons.
December 12th, 2007 at 2:31 pm“then I really will have trouble getting it up.
Comment by Jason M. Hendle”
Just do what you always do, close your eyes and think about your mom.
December 12th, 2007 at 2:31 pmFunny trolls today, TP. :-D
December 12th, 2007 at 2:32 pm#40, Bobwurst,
Combing the retirement homes for chics again? Something about the hiss of an oxygen tank a turn-on to you? Guess you were really close to your grandmother.
December 12th, 2007 at 2:33 pmDid one of these idiots really post their phone no and email? my god.
December 12th, 2007 at 2:33 pmNot sure
Comment by Jason M. Hendler — December 12, 2007 @ 2:30 pm
Obviously
December 12th, 2007 at 2:33 pmThat’s why Righty women, like Lynne and Mary Cheney, find other means of getting some satisfaction. Those “Minutemen” just can’t cut the mustard.
December 12th, 2007 at 2:34 pm#44, Zooey,
Touche, I love good banter.
December 12th, 2007 at 2:34 pmWhat’s that jason, the last time you were close to some pussy was the day you were born?
December 12th, 2007 at 2:34 pmComment by Jason M. Hendler — December 12, 2007 @ 2:34 pm
Um, what you’re doing is called masturbation, not banter.
Wash your hands…
December 12th, 2007 at 2:36 pm#50, bobwurst,
If you hadn’t noticed, you just are NOT playing at the same level as Zooey, Miss Molly, Minotaur and me, so quit flailing and serice the old ladies out of the Social Security checks.
December 12th, 2007 at 2:37 pmre 51
well played. predicted response ” clinton did it”
December 12th, 2007 at 2:37 pm#51, Zooey,
When you know what you are doing, you don’t need to wash your hands.
December 12th, 2007 at 2:37 pm#54 — Wash your hands.
December 12th, 2007 at 2:39 pmRE 52,
If by the same level you mean that my hands are both level with my mid-section and not level with my lap then you’re right. The fact that you have to resort to the lame one upmanship of taking my comment about your mom and making it about my grandmother shows what level you’re “playing at”. unless of course you’re trying to set me up with your mom.
December 12th, 2007 at 2:40 pmBobworst — :-D
December 12th, 2007 at 2:41 pm#57, Bobwurst,
When you conduct your business in the gutter, you force better players like me to play on your field, so don’t gripe when you get hit with your own sewage – whiner.
December 12th, 2007 at 2:42 pm58:
you’re really clueless aren’t you. I’m not whining, I laughing. at you. idiot.
December 12th, 2007 at 2:43 pmJason, Bobwurst can’t get into the gutter when you’re taking up all the room.
December 12th, 2007 at 2:44 pm#59, Bobwurst,
Your less than sophmoric attempts to engage in witty dialogue are the sad joke in this conversation. Your ignorance spawns your bliss.
December 12th, 2007 at 2:45 pm#60, Zooey,
You are the one who started with the masturbation jokes, I merely pointed out Hill’reh’s less than pleasant look on her face.
December 12th, 2007 at 2:46 pmGross.
Jason’s getting his rocks off on this.
Later.
December 12th, 2007 at 2:46 pm“#57, Bobwurst,
When you conduct your business in the gutter, you force better players like me to play on your field”
Jason M. Hendler
“If you’re nice, I would hit it one time for you, but no promises after that.
Comment by Jason M. Hendler ”
Ah yes, well played old boy. You certainly attained the heights of cleverness with that one. Why I’d be surprized if you didn’t earn a “trollie” for that one. idiot.
December 12th, 2007 at 2:46 pmI feel like Fred Thompson here, IE I dont care about the Barney Cam.
December 12th, 2007 at 2:47 pmJason , please point me to something “witty” you’ve said here. You’re a typical sniveling republican who feigns sorrow and piety when his nose is rubbed in his own crap.
December 12th, 2007 at 2:48 pm#66, Bobwurst,
Happy to respond, if TP would stop blocking my answers.
Zooey tried using sexual innuendo to emasculate me, so I respond with sexual innuendo back. You make disparaging remarks about my mother, so I make disparaging remarks about you and your grandmother back.
Now, you are crying.
December 12th, 2007 at 2:51 pmyet you can’t point to a single comment you’ve made here that is witty. And I’m laughing at your and your pathetic responses. idiot.
December 12th, 2007 at 2:53 pmHey Barney, I love the political whores, and there is nothing greater to plunder for oil than our national parks. Did you know Barney that the White House lawn is a national park? Thats why I built a baseball diamond on it!! There are over 400 hundred parks in America Barney, and well your sure gonna have to find another place to do your dog business..Sorry Barney, but your gonna have to start wearing Vitters!
December 12th, 2007 at 2:54 pm#68, Bobwurst,
I just paraphrased in line #67, but if you want posts by number, then read 30, 37, 39 and 45, just to start.
December 12th, 2007 at 2:56 pmOh, well, now that Zooey and Miss Molly are gone, I will take my leave of this thread.
December 12th, 2007 at 2:57 pmarrRRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHhhhhhhhhh!
December 12th, 2007 at 2:58 pmHey Jason, are there any gay beaches in Melburne?
December 12th, 2007 at 2:58 pmoff to your stalking, jmh?
December 12th, 2007 at 2:59 pmWASHINGTON – The Bush administration will unveil a proposal Friday to sell up to 200,000 acres of national forest land in “isolated parcels” ranging from a quarter of an acre to 200 acres, much of it in California.
Sequoia National Park, Sierra Nevadas, California
Isolated groves of giant sequoias grow on the foggy moist western slopes of the Sierra Nevada Mountains. These trees are the world’s largest and nearly oldest living things. The General Sherman tree is 272 feet high and measures 27 feet in diameter at the base. It is estimated to be 3,500 years old.
The sale is part of a National Forest Service plan to raise $800 million over the next five years to pay for rural schools in 41 states, offsetting shrinking revenues from sale of timber from national forests. The Bureau of Land Management also plans to sell federal lands to raise an estimated $182 million over five years.
Wanna be a Junior Park Ranger? Better hurry cause were selling the land!!
December 12th, 2007 at 3:00 pmI thought that limpdick would never leave…
Heh.
December 12th, 2007 at 3:01 pmRe 75
Is this for real? do you have a link for it?
December 12th, 2007 at 3:01 pmLet’s just pause here, and give thanks that the creepy one-man echo chamber has left.
Would that he had chosen to do so before creeping out good friends zooey and missmolly.
December 12th, 2007 at 3:02 pmComment by Jason M. Hendler — December 12, 2007
You took your leave some time ago..when are you coming back to reality?
December 12th, 2007 at 3:02 pmre 76
Sorry, I couldn’t stop myself from egging him on. I should have just ignored it.
December 12th, 2007 at 3:03 pmhttp://www.commondreams.org/headlines06/0210-04.htm
Here ya go Bobworst. Its a year old.
December 12th, 2007 at 3:04 pmre 81
December 12th, 2007 at 3:06 pmThanks Xisthrus. Good lord, I’d ask is nothing sacred to these people but I know the answer
I thought that limpdick would never leave…
Heh.
Comment by Zooey
Bwah, they do tend to just hang around.
December 12th, 2007 at 3:06 pmAs Barney is Shrub’s lone loyal supporter and Shrub wants so desperately to show that he was right in Iraq and (future tense) in Iran, shouldn’t the video show Barney enlisting in the military and deploying weapons in the mid east ?
Kind of like the Bloom County attack Basselope ?
December 12th, 2007 at 3:09 pmsee http://www.whatreallyhappened.com/basselope.gif
Wow, three dogs in the White House: two Scottish Terriers and Bush’s poodle.
December 12th, 2007 at 3:59 pmhow old is Mr Bush
Comment by Anjuna Laguna @ 22
Mentally? or in Dog years?
December 12th, 2007 at 4:01 pmI can tell that you recognize that “not so fresh†look on Hill’reh’s face.
Comment by Jason M. Hendler — December 12, 2007 @ 2:17 pm
If you watched the video Jason M. Heinie, you’d have seen Laura Bush sitting there with the two dogs, no not W and Tony, the smart ones Barney and Beasly. And you might have noticed she was unable to smile because her face was too tight. That would of course require you paid attention and had a clue. Sorry I forgot who I was talking to.
December 12th, 2007 at 4:22 pmYou might make up for the babies who were aborted by that same family. Hope you like berets and protest marches, Barney.
Comment by Minotaur — December 12, 2007 @ 2:24 pm
You’d think the Republicans would be pro abortion when so many of them grow up to be knuckle dragging neandrathals that look … just … like … YOU … Minibrain.
December 12th, 2007 at 4:24 pmHoo weee, I wouldnt hit that even once; can you imagine the dust cloud?
Comment by Minotaur — December 12, 2007 @ 2:25 pm
Your old girlfriend just called Minnie, she said you can’t his anything, even once, not so anybody would notice. And yes, size does matter.
December 12th, 2007 at 4:27 pmComment by Jason M. Hendler — December 12, 2007 @ 2:24 pm
If you could get it up in front of a girl, I’d be amazed.
Comment by Zooey — December 12, 2007 @ 2:27 pm
If he could get it up with OR without a girl present maybe he wouldn’t sound like such a D*CK.
December 12th, 2007 at 4:28 pmLOL – you are all still ranting, but you got no game, and then you call Shayne to yell into an empty room?
Trends are not looking good for Dems to capitalize on Bush’s unpopularity – I guess no one told them that Bush isn’t running in 2008. You had your premature electionation in 2006, and, as expected, managed to make yourselves less popular than Bush.
All this really proves is that government isn’t very effective, and free market capitalists are left to solve the big problems – renewable energy, stem cells, etc.
December 12th, 2007 at 4:36 pmThese Barney Cam videos should be watched in conjunction with this fine Believer essay on the Visual Erotics of Mini-Marriages.
December 12th, 2007 at 4:37 pmI guess no one told them that Bush isn’t running in 2008.
Comment by Jason M. Hendler — December 12, 2007 @ 4:36 pm
Of course Bush isn’t running in 2008. However, his policies will live on as long as the current crop of GOP candidates continue to defend them.
It’s those policies that will be up for re-election in 2008. And we care about them. Not only that, but quite a few Republicans do, too.
December 12th, 2007 at 4:40 pm92 – Sure J – the same free market that brought us Enron, Tyco, Global Crossing, Halliburton, the S&L scandal (you’re prolly too young to remember that one) and, oh – the big one – The Great Depression.
I’ll pass on another dose of your brand of economic medicine. Odds are, America will too.
December 12th, 2007 at 4:51 pmJMH you are awfully smug, for someone as poorly educated as you obviously are – smug doesn’t wear well on a buffoon, J – stick to the oversized shoes and orange wigs. And think about going back for that G.E.D. – I know people make fun of them, but they’re better than nothing.
December 12th, 2007 at 4:53 pm#94, missmolly,
Since you are being nice, I will let you in on a little secret. Transitive property doesn’t apply in this case, when leading Rep candidates are all governors / mayors, not Washington Senators. In the general election debates, Hill’reh will be far more susceptible to status quo criticism, than any of the leading Reps.
December 12th, 2007 at 5:05 pm95, 96, tomtom,
LOL – satire / irony just doesn’t come naturally to you, does it? Let me help you – those approaches are far more effective when they build on existing truths about an individual, and not when they run contrary to obvious facts. Taunting me about getting a GED fall flat when its known that I have an MSEE from Stanford University, and my education / intelligence is visible in my writing.
Now, try again.
December 12th, 2007 at 5:10 pmTaunting me about getting a GED fall flat when its known that I have an MSEE from Stanford University, and my education / intelligence is visible in my writing.
Now, try again.
Comment by Jason M. Hendler — December 12, 2007 @ 5:10 pm
Known by who, Jason? You think anybody here believes for a minute you went to Stanford when you don’t know how to spell or use punctuation. We’re not as dumb as we know you are.
December 12th, 2007 at 5:13 pm#99, shayne,
Then go to uspto.gov and look up my 7 patents, I am just trying to teach little tommy baker how to debate, so that he doesn’t keep embarassing himself.
December 12th, 2007 at 5:17 pmJust because you steal somebody’s name doesn’t mean it’s you. Obviously you’re no genius. And nobody, least of al tombaker needs your help.
December 12th, 2007 at 5:33 pmboy-howdy – i leave for a while, and jmh is still here ranting.
December 12th, 2007 at 5:44 pm“I have an MSEE from Stanford University, and my education / intelligence is visible in my writing.
Now, try again.
Comment by Jason M. Hendler ”
God this guy is an ass. Jason, the only thing visible in your writing is unearned arrogance. Nobody here cares about any patents you may or may not have. Nobody needs idiot lessons from you, except frank m and his ilk. and nobody needs to know that you compulsively write your phone number on the stalls of public bathrooms in melburne.
December 12th, 2007 at 5:46 pm#103, Bobby, Bobby, Bobby ….
You need the tutoring, although you probably lack the talent to improve, so I will desist.
Interesting that you keep making gay remarks – are you looking for someone to chaperon you into the gay community for your first experience? Either that, or, like most libs, you are actually a homophobe at heart, and call anyone gay that isn’t intimidated by your rants.
I truly wonder why libs slander in sexual terms? You’ve lobbed incest and homosexuality at me, while I hammer you for low intelligence. I am sure you are revealing something about yourself, if only I cared as to what.
December 12th, 2007 at 10:19 pmSo that’s one lapdog talking to another ..
December 13th, 2007 at 8:42 am