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Mary Matalin may publish Rove’s memoir.

Karl Rove has recently received attention for shopping his high-profile memoir to publishers in an auction that kicked off on Dec. 6. He was expected to receive a “seven-figure payday.” Yet despite the initial buzz, the New York Observer reports that Rove may end up going with GOP strategist Mary Matalin’s Threshold Editions. His other option is Free Press, a formerly “fiercely conservative shop that now specializes in general narrative nonfiction.”



65 Responses to “Mary Matalin may publish Rove’s memoir.”

  1. Peter C says:

    Should that be, ‘general neo-con fiction’?


  2. Menehune says:

    Two rats grooming each others’ fur. Hey guys–don’t forget to really get in there around the sphincter–it’s pretty crusty down there.


  3. raynman says:

    A 16 year old can write his own book, set up his own publishing company with his parents, eventually get a major book deal and then a movie (Eragon), and Karl Rove has to keep hunting and settle for second tier publishers….

    maybe there is justice in the world….


  4. leftcoast says:

    Some hi-lites from the book no doubt to be edited out.

    As a 21-year old Young Republican in Texas, Karl Rove pimped for Richard Nixon’s chief political dirty tricks strategist Donald Segretti .
    Planter of disinformation in the media
    Rove is a tech-savvy puppet master for Bush.
    Rove gave us this: McCain was a stoolie for his captors in the Hanoi Hilton (this from a lunatic self-promoting Vietnam “veteran”); McCain fathered a black daughter out of wedlock (a despicable reference to McCain’s adopted Bangladeshi daughter); Cindy McCain’s drug “abuse”; and even McCain’s “homosexuality.”


  5. leftcoast says:

    Karl Rove was a paid consultant to Philip Morris from 1991 to 1996

    A February 15, 2000 article from the New York Times revealed that Rove, helped draft a 1996 push poll against then-Texas Attorney General Dan Morales in an attempt to pressure Morales out of filing a lawsuit against the major American Tobacco companies. The push poll was financed by tobacco companies. According to the article, George W. Bush, then Governor of Texas, threatened to fire any campaign staffer found to be involved with push polls. Bush’s spokesman, Ari Fleisher, denied that Mr. Rove was involved in drafting the poll questions, saying Rove only reviewed a fifth draft of the survey. But in a deposition given in 1997, Rove admitted he had offered suggestions about the poll’s questions.

    Bush threatened to fire those connected to the outing of Plame also. Same old story.


  6. gumby says:

    Just imagine the wretched odor filling the room when these 2 get together. Fromunda and sulphur.


  7. Blue Stater says:

    Will Rove talk about how he actively avoided service in Vietnam even though he fervantly supported the war? I HIGHLY doubt it.


  8. Zimzone says:

    Matalin looks like Rove acts.

    Turdblossom is having credibility issues? Say it ain’t so!


  9. Mark @ News Corpse says:

    Threshold also recently published Glenn Beck’s “An Inconvenient Book” and John Bolton’s “Surrender is not an Option.”

    Hopefully all these books will go the way of Beck’s ratings.


  10. Leftside Annie says:

    That loathesome tub of Republican lard ought to drop dead.


  11. GSD says:

    These oily scumbags were made for each other.

    -GSD


  12. leftcoast says:

    Book Title: Karl Rove, and The Inconvenience of Democracy


  13. GSD says:

    Imagine these two in the same room. Talk about nuetron bomb of negative humane and sexual energy.

    -GSD


  14. OxyCon says:

    Charmin should publish Rove’s drivel so we can all wipe our butts with it.


  15. GSD says:

    Wait till we hear that the ‘fire’ burned all of the documents related to the Guantanimo torture scandal.

    -GSD


  16. RUCerious says:

    I can’t wait to read the final chapter :

    “My hanging at the Hague”


  17. RUCerious says:

    Chapter 1:

    Machiavelli got nothin on me!


  18. gummitch says:

    Eventually, Rove will be reduced to using a vanity press and publishing the thing himself. He can get fancy binding, with gold-edged paper and a little ribbon for a placemark and give them to all, er, both of his friends.


  19. RUCerious says:

    Chapter 2:

    The only DIRTY trick is the one you get caught doing.


  20. Charles James Napier says:

    Two rats grooming each others’ fur. Hey guys–don’t forget to really get in there around the sphincter–it’s pretty crusty down there.

    Comment by Menehune — December 19
    ———————————————————–

    Classy.


  21. RUCerious says:

    Chapter 3:

    It’s only a lie if you believe it’s a lie.


  22. RUCerious says:

    Chapter 4:

    Sucking up to the rich and powerful in three easy lessons.


  23. shoeless says:

    Entitled “The Mayberry Machiavelli”.


  24. RUCerious says:

    Chapter 5:

    You’re my enemy until proven otherwise.


  25. Charles James Napier says:

    Charmin should publish Rove’s drivel so we can all wipe our butts with it.

    Comment by OxyCon
    ——————————————

    Oh, the wit.

    Where do you people come up with this stuff?


  26. RUCerious says:

    Chapter 6:

    Outing CIA operatives for fun and retaliation.


  27. RUCerious says:

    Chapter 7

    Resigning in disgrace and going on the talk circuit – for a month.


  28. Charles James Napier says:

    That loathesome tub of Republican lard ought to drop dead.

    Comment by Leftside Annie
    —————————————————————

    You have such a way with words.


  29. RUCerious says:

    Charles RapierWit Napier, now a commentary critic.

    Not.


  30. Menehune says:

    Our favorite Raj has arrived. Good morning Chaz!


  31. nanlichi says:

    Come on Chuck, lighten up little guy. Menehune’s characterization of those two pukes as rats grooming each other is a great visualization, and OxyCon is just pointing out the level of respect we have for KKKarl.

    I like to think of KKKarl as a queen bee and you sycophants the drones he commands with his release of pheremones. The pudgy fat maggot lifts his leg and emits a cloud of pheremones and you brainless sexless drones do his bidding.

    You want wit and jokes? Here’s one for you “Iraq didn’t have WMD’s and we killed the brown bastards after all!” HAHAHAHAHA… GWB.


  32. mary says:

    One wishes that some of these guys would just go away, but no.

    First you have to hear about them pitching their books, then all about their huge signing deals, then the book promo tours with media appearances, sweet deals at think tanks and/or lobbying firms, which means more appearances in the media. They screw us and then get rewarded!

    Soon they’ll buy up all of the textbook companies and revise history to their liking!


  33. A Patriot Acting says:

    Contact Threshold Editions now to order your advanced copy of the hotly anticipated Karl Rove memoir, “The King and I”. Act now to receive the special “Presidential Edition” reworked into comic book form by renowned illustrator Stan Lee. This version was edited by Karl Rove personally for his BFF George W. Bush, conformed to one and two syllable words. Orders placed before December 21st will contain a packet of Bush’s select Turdblossom Seeds (prepared for the 2008 planting season). Also with your purchase we will send you a copy of the new Dick Cheney pop-up book, “Eff You America!” to review free of charge for thirty days. If you choose to return the book, keep the seeds as our gift to you! Your order confirmation will make the perfect stocking stuffer for this holiday season.


  34. GSD says:

    Chapter 9-I am waterboarded by Dick Cheney and sodomized by Larry Craig.

    -GSD


  35. Lefty Patriot says:

    poor charles emerson witless, offended by the language, but OK with mass murder and illegal invasions. such a paragon of virtue!

    how much did you get for your soul, chuckles? or did you just trade it for willful ignorance, with a side of antiAmericanism?


  36. A Patriot Acting says:

    Other quotes from the original Sir Charles James Napier (Commander-in-Chief in India and Pakistan for the British Army in the mid 19th century)
    on insurgencies:

    “The best way to quiet a country is a good thrashing, followed by great kindness afterwards. Even the wildest chaps are thus tamed”

    “the human mind is never better disposed to gratitude and attachment than when softened by fear”

    “Come here instantly. Come here at once and make your submission, or I will in a week tear you from the midst of your village and hang you”

    How ironic that this name is now being used by our resident piss-soaked troll!


  37. Xisithrus says:

    Maybe Karl should pull a Nava by beating himself, heh, and claiming hooded liberals did it, that should help sell his hemmor,,urr memoirs


  38. Zimzone says:

    Maybe Karl should pull a Nava by beating himself, heh, and claiming hooded liberals did it, that should help sell his hemmor,,urr memoirs
    -Comment by Xisithrus

    And Brittany Spume can report it all as fact on Fux Noise.


  39. sacopenapa says:

    I wouldn’t use this book not even as toilet paper.


  40. Charles James Napier says:

    A Patriot Acting

    Charles James Napier was best know for ending the barbaric Hindu practice of Sati, the custom of burning widows alive on the funeral pyres of their husbands.

    His famous statement:
    “You say that it is your custom to burn widows. Very well. We also have a custom: when men burn a woman alive, we tie a rope around their necks and we hang them. Build your funeral pyre; beside it, my carpenters will build a gallows. You may follow your custom. And then we will follow ours.”

    …Stands to this day as a scathing commentary on the stupidity of cultural relativism. By ending this horific practice, Napier did more for the women of India a day than Ghandi did in a lifetime.

    Napier was also a master of squashing Islamic insurgencies, something which we could learn a lesson from today.


  41. The Republic of Stupidity says:

    By ending this horific practice, Napier did more for the women of India a day than Ghandi did in a lifetime.

    Comment by Charles James Napier — December 19, 2007 @ 12:38 pm

    Unfortunately, an unprovable and therefore meaningless opinion, but nonetheless very self-important.

    But, hey, yer a troll. Since Brusch invaded Iraq, the beheadings of Iraqi women are up dramatically. Go figure.

    BTW it’s “horrific” and “Gandhi”


  42. Aanya says:

    Karl Rove, the most irrelevant person in the world today. We know how he operates. He’s an athiest who professes that the Rethug candidate appeal to the Jesus freaks by insisting God speaks thru him. He convinces the Jesus freaks that abortion is the norm for the Dems. He professes that the candidate reel in the selfish, rich voter, by threatening that the Dems will raise taxes. For the rest of the potential voters, he invents shocking, vicious untruths, that scares voters into not touching those candidates. Rove professes secrecy in everything, and destroys all evidence that could shine light on the truth. How can he possibly think that anyone would waste their time or money on anything he puts out in print? Don’t insult our intelligence you lying, cheating scum bag!


  43. kist93 says:

    Maybe Rove should give these people a try.


  44. Charles James Napier says:

    BTW it’s “horrific” and “Gandhi”

    Comment by The Republic of Stupidity
    ———————————————–

    Thanks.

    I really should proof read before I hit the post tab.

    And yes, it is just my opinion….like most of the comments here are just opinions.


  45. alphainfinityomega says:

    Who would want to read any load of crap that these two publish ?

    ∞


  46. mary says:

    My hot wife and I finished having sex.

    Comment by tombaked — December 19, 2007 @ 12:07 pm

    Someone sounds jealous!! Name-jackers don’t get hot wives. It’s part of nature’s selective breeding.


  47. zuch says:

    His other option is Free Press, a formerly “fiercely conservative shop that now specializes in general narrative nonfiction.”

    Wouldn’t he do better going with a house that specializes in fiction?

    Cheers,


  48. nanlichi says:

    Name-jackers take turns being the hot wife, but their mating leaves no offspring.


  49. tombaker says:

    I’m just SO flattered to have a troll-stalker.

    That’s truly classy, Charles. Aren’t you proud of your team???


  50. The Republic of Stupidity says:

    It’s part of nature’s selective breeding.

    Comment by mary — December 19, 2007 @ 1:08 pm

    And now he’ll let the air out, fold her up, and tuck her back into a drawer for another month or 2.


  51. tombaker says:

    44 – sorry charlie, those events were, unfortunately, “pre-9/11″, and by the rules of Righty rhetoric, have no bearing whatever on the world as we now know it, much like the rest of your “contributions”. You’d better watch it, or you’ll get kicked off the team, like John McCain.


  52. Leftside Annie says:

    You have such a way with words.

    Comment by Charles James Napier — December 19, 2007 @ 11:53 am

    Why yes, indeed I do. Thank you for noticing, and I love the fact that it pisses you off.


  53. Leftside Annie says:

    BTW it’s “horrific” and “Gandhi”

    Comment by The Republic of Stupidity — December 19, 2007 @ 12:45 pm

    And suttee. Look it up, Charlie.


  54. Charles James Napier says:

    and I love the fact that it pisses you off.

    Comment by Leftside Annie
    ————————————-

    It doesn’t “piss me off” Annie, I was merely calling attention to the demented hatred that passes for insightful commentary at this website.


  55. tombaker says:

    that’s a pretty broad generalization, Charles, but I could see why you like glossing past my posts.


  56. Charles James Napier says:

    tombaker,

    Your post at #54 is incoherent.

    As for namejacking, I’m against it.


  57. tombaker says:

    it’s every bit as coherent as your repeated conjectures

    you can’t just stay locked in a pre 9/11 mindset forever, or we’ll never get enough people tortured to be safe.

    p.s. – you’ll note that i’m hateless, and have refrained from any use of profanity


  58. Charles James Napier says:

    p.s. – you’ll note that i’m hateless, and have refrained from any use of profanity

    Comment by tombaker
    ————————————————–

    That’s a good start.


  59. Tender Chicken says:

    Charles James Napier — I note you don’t care for what’s being written here. Why then do you keep reading it, and posting your own tired comments? I’m sure there’s an Anne Coulter book in the $3.00 bin of your local bookstore you’re itching to read. Karl Rove’s book will be there too about a week after it’s published, so don’t run out and buy it the first day.


  60. Leftside Annie says:

    FU, Charlie. I guess you ought to recognize “demented hatred” – since that’s how you regard the Clintons, eh?

    But you’re right, Charlie. I do hate you. However, the difference between what I feel for you and your ilk is that, unlike your blind, unreasoning hatred toward the Clintons, there’s nothing in the least “demented” about what I feel toward you.

    I’ve got very good, sound reasons why I hate your cowardly, stinking guts.

    And I don’t hate you personally, but but I do hate everything you stand for: torture, bigotry, endless war, trashing the Constitution, etc. etc. etc.


  61. Coffins Draped with a Flag says:

    Nobody wants to buy’s traitor Rove’s book of lies.


  62. Coffins Draped with a Flag says:

    oops.. nobody want to buy traitor Rove’s book of lies.


  63. Coffins Draped with a Flag says:

    Read that Ann Coulter’s new book isn’t doing too well, either. Maybe the public is getting tired and bored with their bs.


  64. enough says:

    Will Mary Matalin give him 7 figures? Yes–$10,000.00. Maybe it could be published on the web.

    Karl, Your timing slipped. You waited too long old man.


  65. OleHippieChick says:

    Delightful.

    The thought of that blubbery, pale, fuzzy pud with “Teh Math,” schlepping his worthless “book” of bu$hit around to publishers and auctions, and no takers but the wingnut welfare pity crowd. It just gives me the giggles. :-PPPPPPPPP



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