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At his year-end press conference last week, President Bush said “I go around spreading good will” to other countries. His schedule next year will test his ability to spread good will:bush

In early January, Bush flies to Israel for his first visit as president. While in the region, he also will visit the West Bank, Kuwait, Bahrain, the United Arab Emirates, Saudi Arabia and Egypt. The trip is a follow-up to the Israeli-Palestinian talks that the U.S. hosted in Annapolis, Maryland, last month.

In February, Bush will tour Africa, where U.S. public health initiatives are popular. That will be followed by an April North Atlantic Treaty Organization summit in Romania, a June U.S.-European summit in Slovenia, a July meeting of Group of Eight leaders in Japan, the summer Olympics in China and a November Asia-Pacific Economic Cooperation forum in Peru. Bush is likely to visit other, nearby countries during those trips.

Jim Jeffrey, the deputy White House national security adviser, said, “We want to be well-perceived in the world.”




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116 Responses to “Bush plans heavy foreign travel for last year of presidency.”

  1. gummitch Says:

    Adviser: “We want to be the hell away from the US as much as possible, just in case Congress grows a pair.”


  2. overlap Says:

    haha

    I want to date natalie portman….

    probably happen before bush is “well perceived”

    bush = loser


  3. PeterW Says:

    Jim Jeffrey, the deputy White House national security adviser, said, “We want to be well-perceived in the world.”

    Yeah, good luck with that.


  4. Connecticut Man1 Says:

    The Norad Santa Tracker is on the job, as Santa is already hitting many parts of the world!

    Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays to everyone. :)


  5. Fan of Man Says:

    awesome! lets see what damage he can do by actually going out of his way to help our enemies.


  6. gummitch Says:

    I want to date natalie portman….

    probably happen before bush is “well perceived”

    bush = loser

    Comment by overlap — December 24, 2007 @ 11:24 am

    Me, too! And, yeah, my odds are way better.

    Nice one.


  7. hellinabucket Says:

    This means cheney will be in charge in the states.


  8. gummitch Says:

    awesome! lets see what damage he can do by actually going out of his way to help our enemies.

    Comment by Fan of Man — December 24, 2007 @ 11:28 am

    In the next nine months, Dubya will single-handedly end the Israeli-Palestinian conflict, the Iraqi civil war, and bring the Taliban to Jesus. He’ll end global warming (which he doesn’t believe in) just to make Al Gore look bad. He will personally lead an overthrow of the Iranian government, with the masses of Iranian people clutching flowers and weeping, within days of the 2008 election.

    Republicans will be swept back into power in both Houses and the White House. In fact, the Democrats running for office will all concede and drop out of their respective races.

    America will return to its proper one-party, one-church rule. A shining city upon the hill.

    Damn. The fever from this flu is a killer.


  9. normalasf Says:

    Stay home, George.

    As the old saying goes — Better to keep your mouth shut and be thought a fool than to open your mouth and remove all doubt.

    George W: Cultural Learnings of the World for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of America should be a fun movie to watch. Do you think we’ll get to see some of our old favorites: talking with his mouth full of food, giving the ladies impromptu back-rubs, trying to open locked doors, and nick-naming everyone?


  10. Clumberfeet Says:

    Just like the movie ‘Animal House’. When everyone fails their exams and the hapless Dean Wormer puts them on double-secret probation the only solution is;

    ROAD TRIP!!
    _


  11. Wayne Says:

    Damn. The fever from this flu is a killer.

    Comment by gummitch — December 24, 2007 @ 11:35 am

    stay back, don’t breathe into them there internet tubes, I don’t want it.

    (all joking aside, hope you feel better soon. )


  12. ThatsNotFunny Says:

    But who’s gonna veto shit when he’s gone?


  13. celtic cynic Says:

    “It’s what I do during my presidency. I go around spreading good will, talking about the importance of spreading freedom and peace.”

    I’m shocked and surprised to not see Baghdad and Kabul on his agenda. He and his crew have brought so much peace and good will and happiness to those areas.

    If this is legacy building, it’s a cruel joke.


  14. Dreary Urbanite Says:

    Let’s not let him back into the country once he leaves.


  15. Menehune Says:

    Will his world tour wrap up with a “goodwill mission” to Paraguay in late December?


  16. Jason M. Hendler Says:

    Brilliant strategy - Bush will look Presidential, while the Democratic Congress looks petty.


  17. thejoshuablog Says:

    Eva Perón anyone?

    Evita!
    Evita!
    Evita!
    Evita!


  18. Annie B. Says:

    Mr. Bush’s time would be better spent spreading “good will” in our 50 states rather than further irritating the world with his inane remarks.

    Has he really visited all 50 states yet?


  19. Nature Rules Says:

    Let’s not let him back into the country once he leaves.

    Comment by Dreary Urbanite — December 24, 2007 @ 12:00 pm

    Great idea. Get Bush on the ‘No Fly List’!!!


  20. Roket Says:

    I suppose all of these countries have promised not to arrest him for war crimes. Let’s hope that one of them is either lying or changes their mind after he arrives.


  21. Nature Rules Says:


    Brilliant strategy - Bush will look Presidential, while the Democratic Congress looks petty.

    Comment by Jason M. Hendler — December 24, 2007 @ 12:01 pm

    That’s right. It’s all in what is perceived because we know Bush isn’t presidential and the republican’s in congress are petty.


  22. OxyCon Says:

    It’s usually a good thing to start your Presidency this way. Instead, Bush was too busy sitting down with Enron, trying to screw America over.
    Bush knows he has no positive legacy at all, so he’s trying a hail Mary. Too bad we have the “Internets” and a really good memory.


  23. Jason M. Hendler Says:

    #26, Nature Rules,

    When there is gridlock, image is everything.


  24. hellinabucket Says:

    Bush look presidential. That’s funny. He hasn’t been able to do that for the entire two terms of his presidency so he’s going on a feel good tour at the end.

    Bush looks presidential like Barry Bonds looks like he’s never touch steroids.


  25. marlow Says:

    Too bad, you just don’t get a second chance to make a first impression.
    chimpy lost the world a long time ago.


  26. gummitch Says:

    Brilliant strategy - Bush will look Presidential, while the Democratic Congress looks petty.

    Comment by Jason M. Hendler — December 24, 2007 @ 12:01 pm

    It’s only brilliant if everyone else in the world is as thick-headed as you and suffers complete memory lapse. He won’t look “presidential” (because he isn’t and can’t) but he will look desperate (because he is).


  27. Luis M Says:

    So many countries to visit, so many people to meet, so many women to give creepy backrubs…


  28. GL2814 Says:

    Mr. Bush’s time would be better spent spreading “good will” in our 50 states rather than further irritating the world with his inane remarks.

    Has he really visited all 50 states yet?

    Bush hasn’t been to all 50 states, because he can’t even name half of them!

    He must love to travel to foreign countries, just so he can be escorted thru alternate routes, due to the inevitable, massive protests that’ll occur at every stop along the way.


  29. joe cantwell Says:

    Comment by Jason M. Hendler — December 24, 2007 @ 12:01 pm

    jas, you’re not celebrating christmas?


  30. RUCerious Says:

    “We want to be well-perceived in the world.”

    0fer XSakes, a lot late for that, asshowls!

    Some presidents spread goodwill where ever they go, other presidents spread goodwill when ever they go. away. for. good.


  31. AmandaBlow Says:

    Air force one will blow up in the air! That’ll give the war criminal freak a taste of his own medicine!


  32. Jason M. Hendler Says:

    #33, joe cant,

    In my own special way, yes. I just broiled a steak marinated in a sesame ginger sauce with pureed onion mixed in, with a side of niblet corn.

    Turns out my local grocer is open tomorrow, so I will be able to buy fresh produce for my meals tomorrow as well.


  33. Jason M. Hendler Says:

    #35, AmandaBlow,

    You realize that even speaking / wishing about the death of a President will earn you a visit from the FBI, right?


  34. OptimisticMF Says:

    I wonder if the “liberal” MSM will report on the the protests that are sure to follow him on the goodwill tour?


  35. Bobwurst Says:

    Brilliant strategy - Bush will look Presidential,

    Comment by Jason M. Hendler

    Bush will look out the window of Airforce 1. He will do his texas strut and and his fratboy wave. He will give female heads of state backrubs. He will talk with his mouth full. He will mangle the English Language. he will mispronounce his hosts’ names. He will run over his security detail with his mountain bike. He will embarrass every American but himself.


  36. EvilPoet Says:

    …and all of it - every last bit- paid for by we the taxpayers. The arrogance is breathtaking, isn’t it? This administration lacks a lot of things - arrogance is definitely not one of them.

    He can try and catapult the propaganda all he likes, it changes nothing! The all-knowing almighty Commander Guy is standing on a foundation made up of lying and deceit. A foundation built on lies and deception crumbles under the weight of the truth. He can try and outrun the truth, but it won’t work. No matter who we are - we all reap what we sow.


  37. joe cantwell Says:

    Comment by Jason M. Hendler — December 24, 2007 @ 12:37 pm

    no family, no friends?


  38. Dreary Urbanite Says:

    Most of the world sees GW as a dangerous buffoon. I can’t imagine anything he will say or do that will do anything but reinforce that opinion. Not much of the outside world are neocons.


  39. Jason M. Hendler Says:

    #41, joe cant,

    If I were willing to tell people that they are better than they are, I, like my adversaries, could have all the friends that falsehoods could buy.

    With vision, one needs neither patience, nor company.


  40. wisedup Says:

    Let’s take up a collection right now,in case some country holds him hostage. Put me down for $.01.


  41. StratRat Says:

    Let’s take up a collection right now,in case some country holds him hostage. Put me down for $.01.

    Comment by wisedup

    I have a wooden nickel to throw into the hostage fund. It would be my patriotic duty.


  42. Zooey Says:

    no family, no friends?
    Comment by joe cantwell — December 24, 2007 @ 12:51 pm

    He’s not invited.


  43. Zooey Says:

    Jim Jeffrey, the deputy White House national security adviser, said, “We want to be well-perceived in the world.”

    Too late, dipshit.

    You know, creating your own reality really doesn’t work.


  44. tarazan Says:

    When missions now all accomplished ,it is vacation time for Bush …!!!


  45. RUCerious Says:

    With vision, one needs neither patience, nor company.

    With myopia, one taxes others patience, to the point where they just can’t stand to be around one.


  46. joe cantwell Says:

    With vision, one needs neither patience, nor company.

    Comment by Jason M. Hendler — December 24, 2007 @ 1:12 pm

    that sounds like a quote, who said that?


  47. missmolly Says:

    Brilliant strategy - Bush will look Presidential, while the Democratic Congress looks petty.

    Comment by Jason M. Hendler — December 24, 2007 @ 12:01 pm

    If Bush DOES manage to look presidential while traveling all over the world, this would be a blessing. I just hope his handlers keep him from looking too much like a buffoon.


  48. RUCerious Says:

    Let’s take up a collection right now,in case some country holds him hostage. Put me down for $.01.
    Comment by wisedup — December 24, 2007 @ 1:14 pm

    I have some really old S&H green stamps I’d like to donate.


  49. Zooey Says:

    Let’s take up a collection right now,in case some country holds him hostage. Put me down for $.01.
    Comment by wisedup — December 24, 2007 @ 1:14 pm

    I have some really old S&H green stamps I’d like to donate.
    Comment by RUCerious — December 24, 2007 @ 1:31 pm

    I have some dust bunnies — I’ll donate all of them!


  50. Bobwurst Says:

    With vision, one needs neither patience, nor company.

    Comment by Jason M. Hendler

    It doesn’t matter how good your vision is if your head is up your ass Jason.


  51. Wayne Says:

    If I were willing to tell people that they are better than they are, I, like my adversaries, could have all the friends that falsehoods could buy.

    With vision, one needs neither patience, nor company.

    Comment by Jason M. Hendler — December 24, 2007 @ 1:12 pm

    Wow, no wonder you are such a sad loser…..


  52. The Republic of Stupidity Says:

    “… if your head is up your ass, Jason.”

    Comment by Bobwurst — December 24, 2007 @ 1:50 pm

    “T’was the Snark before Christmas, and all through the blog…”


  53. joe cantwell Says:

    Comment by Jason M. Hendler — December 24, 2007 @ 1:12 pm

    don’t listen to them jas. you keep being the kookie, whacky jas we all know and love.

    merry christmas!

    and a happy new year!


  54. The Republic of Stupidity Says:

    I have some dust bunnies — I’ll donate all of them!

    Comment by Zooey — December 24, 2007 @ 1:38 pm

    I’m sure HillyBilly will donate his bottles and cans…


  55. Jason M. Hendler Says:

    #48, zooey,

    Yes, I have invitations, which I politely decline. I just don’t like the communal thing …

    #52, joe cant,

    That is an original Jason M. Hendler quote, feel free to use it.


  56. Wayne Says:

    I’m sure HillyBilly will donate his bottles and cans…

    Comment by The Republic of Stupidity — December 24, 2007 @ 2:00 pm

    The ones he spits his snuff into? Yuk.


  57. Lefty Patriot Says:

    With vision, one needs neither patience, nor company.

    Comment by Jason M. Hendler — December 24, 2007 @ 1:12 pm

    Well, there you go. No friends, and his family is embarrassed to be seen with him. Jason Hitler, Man Without A Country.


  58. Bobwurst Says:

    “I just broiled a steak marinated in a sesame ginger sauce with pureed onion mixed in, with a side of niblet corn.”
    JMH

    Jason, why does this sound like the the package on a gourmet Manhandler TV dinner?


  59. Red Pill Says:

    Dear Jim Jeffrey,

    Too late.

    Smooches,

    The World


  60. Hug The Moon Says:

    Bush may travel a lot. Though he is a prisoner limited to ultra secure settings. He did not see more than less than a half hour of Vietnam when he visited there. He never goes about the towns and villages when he travels. Speaks only to pre-screened crowds. He is smothered to the point of suffocation with security.

    Bush cannot hop in the car with Laura, stop at the mini mart for some Doritos and off to a drive along the coast. Bush has no freedom that the mundane American takes for granted. Bush probably drools to just go get bacon, eggs and read the paper, alone at a Denny’s. With no scrutiny. He is under a microscope. Despite at the attempt of secrecy.

    Is it a good idea to have the unfree define freedom? They seem to think war is freedom. Crime is freedom.

    What do you think?


  61. Wayne Says:

    That is an original Jason M. Hendler quote, feel free to use it.

    Comment by Jason M. Hendler — December 24, 2007 @ 2:01 pm

    Its not quite up to par with your “Urban Heat Island” theories.
    Now those quotes are pure comedy gold.


  62. joe cantwell Says:

    #52, joe cant,

    That is an original Jason M. Hendler quote, feel free to use it.

    Comment by Jason M. Hendler — December 24, 2007 @ 2:01 pm

    thanks but what i wondering about was the vision thing, what up with that?


  63. Jason M. Hendler Says:

    #65, bobwurst,

    That was funny, I gave your post a recommendation - Merry Christmas.


  64. Jason M. Hendler Says:

    #68, Wayne,

    I wish I could claim credit for the Urban Heat Island factor theories, but those were thoughts that I merely read in Michael Crichton’s State of Fear, which he probably learned from someone else’s research.

    I would also recommend reading Michael Crichton’s “Next”, which extrapolates on the existing state of genetic / biological research.


  65. Jason M. Hendler Says:

    #69, joe cant,

    What about the vision thing?


  66. Wayne Says:

    Comment by Jason M. Hendler — December 24, 2007 @ 2:16 pm

    Crichton’s books are fiction, Jason, not real science.
    He makes the science fit his storyline, not the real world.
    Thats why you passing off the theories as truth went over like a lead balloon here.


  67. joe cantwell Says:

    With vision, one needs neither patience, nor company.

    Comment by Jason M. Hendler

    ?


  68. chasemonster Says:

    I think Bush’s advisors have brainwashed him into believing that he’s the pope.


  69. RUCerious Says:

    thanks but what i wondering about was the vision thing, what up with that?
    Comment by joe cantwell — December 24, 2007 @ 2:12 pm

    New glasses for Xmas.


  70. RUCerious Says:

    Jason is invisionable.


  71. joe cantwell Says:

    I think Bush’s advisors have brainwashed him into believing that he’s the pope.

    Comment by chasemonster — December 24, 2007 @ 2:22 pm

    is that why they address him as “your ass-holiness”?


  72. Wayne Says:

    I think Bush’s advisors have brainwashed him into believing that he’s the pope.

    Comment by chasemonster — December 24, 2007 @ 2:22 pm

    I thought they brainwashed him to think he was Governor Le Petomane from Mel Brooks’ Blazing Saddles.

    Governor Le Petomane: “Holy underware! Sheriff murdered! Innocent women and children blown to bits! We’ve got to protect our phony baloney jobs, gentlemen. We must do something about this, immediately, immediately, immediately!”

    “Work, work, work, work…”


  73. joe cantwell Says:

    With vision, one needs neither patience, nor company.

    Comment by Jason M. Hendler

    jas, this one’s for you:

    When this old world gets me down
    and there’s no love to be found
    I close my eyes and soon
    I find I’m in a playground in my mind
    Where the children laugh and the children play
    And we sing a song all day

    My name is Michael,
    I’ve got a nickel
    I’ve got a nickel shiny and new
    I’m gonna buy me all kinds of candy
    that’s what I’m gonna do

    In the wonders that I find in
    the playground in my mind
    In a world that used to be
    close your eyes and follow me
    Where the children laugh and the children play
    And we’ll sing a song all day

    My girl is Cindy
    when we get married we’re gonna
    have a baby or two
    We’re gonna let them visit their grandma
    that’s what we’re gonna do

    Living in a world that I left behind
    Happy little children
    In the playground in my mind
    See the little children
    See how they play in the playground in my mind
    La la la…


  74. Doc Rock Says:

    That’s how Cheney-Bush’ll hold down spending? The coward’ll be on the run, but what if he finds himself in situations like Nixon did? He have to hide out somewhere like he did when he was on the run on 9/11.


  75. Starve-A-Bush_Feed-A-Beaver Says:

    Yes, George Bush will fly to various countries to bring peace and goodwill towards men. Up in the sky, people will see George Bush in flowing red robes flying across the sky over the rooftops, carrying a great cross and around him, he will have bands of cherubs and seraphim singing sweetly.


  76. Jason M. Hendler Says:

    #84, joe cant,

    If you are implying that I have a Peter Pan type approach to life, then I understand your question. No, I do not believe the world will simply go away, nor am I some child who doesn’t wish to grow up.

    Having held up my end in societal duties / expectations, I can recognize when others are not. When others find it easier to allow me to pull the cart, while they just ride along boasting as to how their feet never touch the mud, I simply recognize that it is time to stop pulling the cart.


  77. MapleStreet Says:

    Any chance of including France in on that visit ? Perhaps a visit from the gedarmes for his war crimes ?


  78. osage Says:

    EVIL BY ANY OTHER NAME

    George W. Bush personifies the most malevolent, irredeemable and diabolic aspects of mankind. Not only is he wantonly destructive, purposefully dishonest and shamelessly unremorseful, he disgracefully defends his catastrophic decisions by hiding and perpetuating the devastating impact they have on the lives of defenseless human beings. Hundreds of thousands of innocent children, women and men, who have not harbored a harmful thought toward another human being, have been murdered, eviscerated and maimed as a direct result of George W. Bush being the president of the United States of America. And yet, his overriding priority is to prolong the inhuman carnage he has instigated, not to end it. George W. Bush is an indelibly chilling example of what man is capable of doing to his fellow man……the worst example imaginable.

    IMPEACHMENT is the only means we have of stopping the devastating consequences of the unrelenting IGNORANCE, ARROGANCE, INCOMPETENCE, DISHONESTIES, INSECURITIES, HOSTILE TEMPERAMENT, VINDICTIVENESS and PRONOUNCED PSYCHOLOGICAL DEFECTS of George W. Bush. He is an intellectually and emotionally mean-spirited immature child who is destroying America’s honor and integrity single-handedly. And politically correct Democrats are standing by watching as he dismantles our Constitution and rules of law creating an all powerful and self-ruling/policing ONE branch oppressive/fascist American government. No individual in our history is more deserving of CONDEMNATION and PROSECUTION than George W. Bush!

    How does a mass murderer wrapped in an American flag rebuild the image of a country whose power he so ruthlessly abused and whose traditions and principles he so disgracefully ignored?


  79. stewarjt Says:

    How, exactly how, is sending President dinkledorf abroad going to improve the world’s perceptions of the US?


  80. stewarjt Says:

    Oh, and can the “face of evil” (cheney) go too?


  81. sacopenapa Says:

    BUSH THINKS HE CAN RUN AWAY… BUSH, YOUR THEY TO FACE ACCOUNTABILITY WILL COME. EVERY SECOND IT DRAWS CLOSER AND CLOSER.


  82. pete Says:

    If I were willing to tell people that they are better than they are, I, like my adversaries, could have all the friends that falsehoods could buy.

    With vision, one needs neither patience, nor company.

    Comment by Jason M. Hendler — December 24, 2007 @ 1:12 pm

    Translation: Jason is a smug prick; despised by all.


  83. brently Says:

    Bush is going to be conveneintly out of the country when the next “surprise terrorist attack” happens next year.


  84. celtic cynic Says:

    One can only hope that the tomato throwers have strong arms and good aim when Dubya visits all these “friendly” places.

    More than likely, the audiences will be well controlled (well fed, well dressed, aware of the electric shock devices attached to their chairs in case of any attempt to ruin the party), the parade routes will be devoid of any posters or protesters, everyone will be smiling, the press will not be allowed to even suggest any dissent - just like in the good old U.S.


  85. Little Freep Goofballs Says:

    Yes, I have invitations, which I politely decline. I just don’t like the communal thing …

    Comment by Jason M. Hendler — December 24, 2007 @ 2:01 pm

    The communal thing = the kid’s table.


  86. justme Says:

    Bush- “I’m ready for my close-up, Mr. DeMille.”

    Rest Of World- “DO NOT WANT!!!!!!!!!”


  87. pete Says:

    The communal thing = the kid’s table.

    Comment by Little Freep Goofballs — December 24, 2007 @ 3:14 pm

    I’m thinking it’s more like a bucket of fish heads while locked in the attic.


  88. pete Says:

    Of course, our trolls probably share special occasions with their “neocon action figures”. Imagine how important they feel at the head of a table with “plastic Condi”, Plastic Rummy”, “Plastic Dick” (stuck where the sun don’t shine), and “plastic Chimp”.


  89. Starve-A-Bush_Feed-A-Beaver Says:

    Bush plans heavy foreign travel and he won’t even have to leave the comfort of his chair. Thanks to the miracle of cocaine and LSD.


  90. joe cantwell Says:

    Comment by Jason M. Hendler — December 24, 2007 @ 2:40 pm

    jas, chill, there are some things in this world that aren’t about you, ya know? the words are from “playground in my mind” by clint holmes, an am classic. “ars gratia artis” dude.


  91. ArtZ Says:

    “We want to be well-perceived in the world.”
    Too late!


  92. Nature Rules Says:

    I wonder if Bush will be wearing a different watch on his 2008 trips?


  93. dbadass Says:

    Having held up my end in societal duties / expectations, I can recognize when others are not. When others find it easier to allow me to pull the cart, while they just ride along boasting as to how their feet never touch the mud, I simply recognize that it is time to stop pulling the cart.

    Comment by Jason M. Hendler — December 24, 2007 @ 2:40 pm

    If you are lucky some God crazed freaks will come along to colonize your stupid asses and them you will be lifted from the toil of pulling that dumbass cart


  94. Gregor Samsa Says:

    Having held up my end in societal duties / expectations, I can recognize when others are not.
    Comment by Jason M. Hendler — December 24, 2007 @ 2:40 pm

    “Having held up”? What a heap of rubbish.

    For a man who is not even in his forties, you certainly have a huge sense of entitlement. Other people might be less kind and would probably describe you as a freeloader.

    People around you must have very low expectations.


  95. MrBlueSky Says:

    It is my truest hope that Bush ends his presidency by restoring our prestige abroad to the level it was at the end of the Clinton years.

    I truly doubt he’s up to the task. However, if he does it, we could all say that “All’s well that ends well.”

    That’s about as positive an ending as Bush could possibly hope for.

    (Personally, tho, I’d give even that about a 10% chance of happening.)


  96. barrelhse Says:

    One can hope that a lot of travel will somehow result in his untimely demise.


  97. Evil Spaniard Says:

    Please, keep the village idiot in the village. We don’t want him out there.

    Perhaps, if he had made these “good will” travels prior to the Iraq fiasco, you know, to learn something about foreing cultures, we (all the world) wouldn’t be in the mess we’re today.

    If only.


  98. Zooey Says:

    #48, zooey,
    Yes, I have invitations, which I politely decline. I just don’t like the communal thing …
    Comment by Jason M. Hendler — December 24, 2007 @ 2:01 pm

    To your inviters’ great relief, I’m sure.


  99. Zooey Says:

    Comment by Evil Spaniard — December 24, 2007 @ 8:45 pm

    Merry Christmas, Senor Evil!


  100. Evil Spaniard Says:

    Comment by Evil Spaniard — December 24, 2007 @ 8:45 pm

    Merry Christmas, Senor Evil!

    Comment by Zooey — December 24, 2007 @ 9:12 pm

    ¡Feliz Nochebuena y Feliz Navidad, Señorita Zooey!

    Best wishes for you and all your relatives :)

    Long time no read! Last months have been a work nightmare for me, sorry. It’s one of the worst periods of the year in my job, and bosses did keep buzzing around me giving extra “urgent, special tasks”, to be added to the heap of “regular” job.

    I’ve been almost unable to be up to date with Thinkprogress, or even The Zoo.

    Hope you’re fine and your studies are going nicely (in Christmas vacation now, I suppose).


  101. Evil Spaniard Says:

    BTW, past wednesday was my birthday. I’m now in the feared 4.x version of EvilSpaniard software, but I prefer to call it EvilSpaniard XP.

    Round of virtual beer for everybody!


  102. Jason M. Hendler Says:

    #110, Zooey,

    Perhaps in some cases, not in others …


  103. Jason M. Hendler Says:

    #106, Gregor,

    Actually, I turned 40 this year and I don’t feel that I am entitled to anything more than what I have earned, which is substantial, considering my age. My successes fly in the face of those who feel that white men don’t deserve success and wealth, as they could only have stolen it from more deserving women and minorities. Their belief system is not only detrimental for me, but even moreso for those they claim to represent.


  104. kasinca Says:

    The Hague is in his future whether planned or not. This war criminal thug is going to the countries who hate his lying, crminal ass.


  105. Evil Spaniard Says:

    Comment by Jason M. Hendler — December 24, 2007 @ 9:59 pm

    So evil lefties don’t acknowledge your merits and success in life? Aw, shucks


  106. Zooey Says:

    BTW, past wednesday was my birthday. I’m now in the feared 4.x version of EvilSpaniard software, but I prefer to call it EvilSpaniard XP.

    Round of virtual beer for everybody!

    Comment by Evil Spaniard — December 24, 2007 @ 9:36 pm

    Happy Belated Birthday, Senor Evil! Thanks for the beer. :-)


  107. Jason M. Hendler Says:

    #117, evil bastard,

    That I could handle, but when they started leveraging cultural biases from women and minorities to justify undermining my success and taking my wealth for nefarious purposes, I saw that I needed to shut it all down.


  108. Evil Spaniard Says:

    #119 Really, you have a short fuse. Calling names, tsk, tsk, tsk.

    “Taking my wealth for nefarious purposes”

    Comedy gold.

    You’re a great clown.


  109. Evil Spaniard Says:

    Well, off to bed.

    JMH, beware of the leftoid conspiracies, and don’t let the bedbugs sting you.


  110. Gregor Samsa Says:

    Comment by Jason M. Hendler — December 24, 2007 @ 9:59 pm

    You are such a bore. Your repeated claims of great wealth are old and uninteresting.

    “Taking my wealth for nefarious purposes”? Oh, please.

    Get a life.


  111. dbadass Says:

    Comment by Gregor Samsa — December 25, 2007 @ 1:39 am

    Oh come now, we all are entralled with some nobody white 40 something’s claims of great success. No doubt it is a riveting Horatio Alger type story minus the gay stuff or maybe with extra gay stuff. Who knows?


  112. Jason M. Hendler Says:

    Wealth isn’t a bragging right for me, just merely trying to put my oxygen mask on before I help you children with your own.


  113. Gregor Samsa Says:

    Comment by Jason M. Hendler — December 25, 2007 @ 1:23 pm

    If I needed your help, I’d be asking for it.

    My fish have more common sense and a better grasp on reality than you. Don’t take off your oxygen mask on my account.


  114. Jason M. Hendler Says:

    #125, Gregor Samsa,

    Your fish? - good excuse, but there is more that smells about you.


  115. Gregor Samsa Says:

    Comment by Jason M. Hendler — December 25, 2007 @ 6:02 pm

    That stench you smell is your own. Leave the keyboard alone and go take a shower.

    Was that answer childish enough for ya?

    I thought so…


  116. Jason M. Hendler Says:

    #127, Gregor Samsa,

    No, you stink - you stink worse! Nah!



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