In an interview with the Quad-City Times yesterday, former Arkansas governor Mike Huckabee tried to make excuses for his lack of foreign policy knowledge and his ignorance on the most recent National Intelligence Estimate on Iran. He compared the NIE to gossip about Britney Spears, saying he just can’t “keep up with every single thing“:
The point I’m trying to make is that, on the campaign trail, nobody’s going to be able, if they’ve been campaigning as hard as we have been, to keep up with every single thing, from what happened to Britney last night to who won “Dancing with the Stars.”
Presumably, presidential candidates are supposed to keep track of foreign policy developments more closely than celebrity gossip. But when asked about the NIE on Dec. 4 — a day after the report was released — Huckabee said he wasn’t even aware of it. Days later, Huckabee defended his gaffe by misrepresenting the timeline of his mistake, quipping that the “report was released at 10:00 in the morning, the president hadn’t seen it in four years and I’m supposed to see it four hours later.”
In fact, despite his lament that he is too busy to follow with current events, Huckabee seems to have had no trouble following the events of Britney Spears and her family. When asked on Dec. 20 about the pregnancy of Britney’s sister, Jamie Lynn Spears, Huckabee had no trouble in quickly giving a response:
It’s a tragedy when a 16-year-old who is not really prepared for all the responsibilities of adult life is going to be now faced with all the responsibilities of honest-to-goodness adult life. I respect it.
Apparently, she’s going to have the child and I think that is the right decision, a good decision, and I respect that and appreciate it. I hope it is not an encouragement to other 16-year-olds who think that is the best course of action.
Oops, he did it again.
It doesn’t take much of a stretch to read Huck’s remark as equating foreign policy with Britney gossip.
This is a man that a substantial number of Republicans want to win the presidency?
I guess they’ve really enjoyed the last seven years.
January 1st, 2008 at 6:19 pmDo the HuckleCluck in two thousand oh eight and be a blithering idiot… Sounds perfect for the Know Nothing Party, which seems to be reviving after its collapse about a century and a half ago.
January 1st, 2008 at 6:24 pmRepublican’s should be real happy with this guy. He’s an uninformed moron…just like Bush.
January 1st, 2008 at 6:26 pmAnd they want this bozo to have the’football’ (nuke arming device)?
January 1st, 2008 at 6:27 pmThe Know Nothing political movement in the 1850s (according to dear wikipedia) gave most of its support to the new Republican Party, which nominated Abraham Lincoln in 1860. Now some one hundred and forty seven years later, the Repubicans are giving rise to Know Nothings… Ironic?
January 1st, 2008 at 6:31 pmAnd they want this bozo to have the’football’ (nuke arming device)?
Comment by wisedup — January 1, 2008 @ 6:27 pm
bozo? yes. but he’s the republican’s best candidate for the job.
his name is huck.
huck huckabee.
January 1st, 2008 at 6:32 pmMore frightening and disheartening than Huckaboob alone is the choice between him and Ghouliani, the ghoul trying to climb to the White House over the graves of the people killed on 9/11. If he gets the nod, I’d seriously have to consider voting for the Enabler in Chief, Hillary Clinton.
January 1st, 2008 at 6:33 pmNow I’m really concerned about that leftover donut at Huckabee’s campaign headquarters beating him in the in the next election.
January 1st, 2008 at 6:42 pmIt’s a shame the Huckster can’t keep up. Sorta sounds like the idiot dolt we now have in the WH who is protected by hordes of enablers and other deflectors and protectors. We don’t need another.
January 1st, 2008 at 6:45 pmhuck huckabee.
Comment by joe cantwell —
January 1st, 2008 at 6:48 pmLOL….best one yet.
If he can’t keep up today, being a simple Presidential wannabe, what makes us think that he will keep up being President, when information will flow far more quickly, stressful situations will emerge, and instant decissions must be made?
January 1st, 2008 at 6:51 pmevery single thing, from what happened to Britney last night to who won “Dancing with the Stars.â€
…as if those are TWO ENDS of the SPECTRUM!!!!
January 1st, 2008 at 6:56 pm“The person who is running for president is seeking to be the leader of the free world, not a Jeopardy contestant,” said Karen Hughes, communications director for the Bush campaign. -
Ms. Hughes was speaking about then-governor George W. Bush and his inability to name four leaders in four hot spots of the world.
Reported by CNN on November 5, 1999
January 1st, 2008 at 6:58 pmhttp://www.cnn.com/ ALLPOLITICS/ stories/ 1999/ 11/ 05/ bush.popquiz/
It doesn’t take much of a stretch to read Huck’s remark as equating foreign policy with Britney gossip.
This is a man that a substantial number of Republicans want to win the presidency?
I guess they’ve really enjoyed the last seven years.
Comment by ralph the wonder llama
Sure. Check out Fox News sometime. You’ll see more about Brittany than you will about the Iraq War.
January 1st, 2008 at 7:04 pmyep, 16 year olds having kids is a good thing. let’s definitely not tell the young’ns what a condom is.
it’s pretty scary that he compares entertainment/celebrity news to legitimate, important news.
January 1st, 2008 at 7:04 pmevery single thing, from what happened to Britney last night to who won “Dancing with the Stars.â€
…as if those are TWO ENDS of the SPECTRUM!!!!
Comment by grover nerdkissed — January 1, 2008 @ 6:56 pm
Good point, Grover. maybe it’s not so much that Huck has no respect for foreign policy expertise, more that he just doesn’t understand how language and syntax work.
Of course, THAT doesn’t do much to distinguish him from the current POTUS, either.
January 1st, 2008 at 7:05 pmI can pick up a gossip magazine for $2.95 at checkout instead of paying $400,000 plus free housing plus catering plus maintenance plus health insurance plus motorcades plus jet fuel, etc.
January 1st, 2008 at 7:11 pmClassic Baptist overcompensation.
January 1st, 2008 at 7:16 pmFeeling guilty about an obsession with the flesh,
they preach hell-fire and damnation to the rest of the sinners.
I dunno man, would you vote for the bass player?
January 1st, 2008 at 7:21 pmhttp://ccoaler.blogspot.com/ 2008/ 01/ sheikh-essa-probably-involved-in-bhutto.html
Sheikh Essa involved in Bhutto killing
January 1st, 2008 at 7:41 pmThe irony here is that while an applicant’s knowledge is examined for even a secretary’s job in any company, the people who are running for the highest office in the land,the Presidency, never were tested to see what they know about local and foreign affairs…
The majority of them will not even pass a simple test in geography, modern or ancient history.
Any wonder why our foreign policies in the Middle East, Latin America and many other places around the globe are nothing but failure.
It is because the people who run these policies never were tested. They run these policies as OJT ‘On The Job Training’.
Huckabee is trying to cash on religion,gays and lesbians,and empty patriotism issues to pave his way to the presidency.
We don’t know what he knows about this wrold,foreign affairs,and wide range of international issues.
The issue of ‘what a candidate knows’ is neither a Republican or Democratic issue,but rather an American one.
January 1st, 2008 at 7:44 pmFailure in this area can be very costly to America, in lives and dollars,as past experiences taught us.
Huck is a retired Marine Corps Major General **
January 1st, 2008 at 7:44 pmHuck is a retired Marine Corps Major General **
Comment by Nachos of Justice
So Gomer made something of his career after all, huh?
January 1st, 2008 at 7:46 pmGollllllleeeee!
Richard A. Huck, that is.
Nachos, ever the tasty, catchy kind of Justice!!
January 1st, 2008 at 7:47 pmI dunno man, would you vote for the bass player?
Comment by Nevar — January 1, 2008 @ 7:21 pm
Maybe Geddy Lee, but, he’s Canadian.
January 1st, 2008 at 8:00 pmcaption:
(Nucklebee covering Frank Zappa’s Dyna Moe Hum….)
Britney watched from the edge of the bed,
January 1st, 2008 at 8:05 pmwith her lips just a twitchin’
and her face gone red….
some drool running down from her chinny chin chin,
as she spied the condition her sister was in……..
Maybe Geddy Lee, but, he’s Canadian.
Comment by pete
Take off, eh?
January 1st, 2008 at 8:05 pm;)
Just remember, to a rethug, sex is a sin (unless it’s them having it with prostitutes or underage male pages - oh wait, Huck espouses the marriage only (thus far) route, my bad - but national security is just too much damned work. It’s much easier to f()k and s()k than to actually do those little presidential (nee, elected official) thingies - like READING intelligence reports, daily briefings, and all those other thingies that they have others to do for them. Oh wait, there was My Pet Goat.
January 1st, 2008 at 8:11 pmHuck said the reason it took him over a day to hear about the Iran NIE (it was all over every media) was that he could not afford a huge team of advisors!
The mother of Jamie Lynn and Britney is now delaying the release of her book on parenting (no joke). She is shocked that the “abstinence-only approach” didn’t work!
Flea for POTUS?
January 1st, 2008 at 8:14 pmComment by Nevar — January 1, 2008 @ 8:05 pm
Brilliant!
Happy New Year, Nevar. :-)
January 1st, 2008 at 8:14 pmI dunno man, would you vote for the bass player?
Comment by Nevar — January 1, 2008 @ 7:21 pm
Yeah , if it was Geddy Lee ; not his retarded doppleganger , Shitty Lee , from a screwed up parallel universe.
January 1st, 2008 at 8:16 pmHuckava Job!
January 1st, 2008 at 8:16 pmMs Joanne, You gotta admit–W did a fine job reading My Pet Goat.
January 1st, 2008 at 8:16 pmThe mother of Jamie Lynn and Britney is now delaying the release of her book on parenting (no joke). She is shocked that the “abstinence-only approach†didn’t work!
Comment by Keith — January 1, 2008 @ 8:14 pm
That’s just too precious.
How long has her eldest been spiraling out of control? Mama Spears didn’t feel the need to re-think her strategy until the youngest got knocked up? Lordy…
Happy New Year, Keith. :-)
January 1st, 2008 at 8:17 pmNappy, Yew Hear, Zooey
January 1st, 2008 at 8:17 pmWas Jamie’s tv show “Zooey 101″ modeled after you?
January 1st, 2008 at 8:18 pmThe only reason Huckabee “respects her decision” is because he agrees with what she decided. He has stated quite clearly that she should NOT have had any decision to make, but rather the State should make that decision for her. True respect is what you give to those you DON’T agree with. Respecting those you agree with is not exactly the kind of moral fortitude that I think we need in a POTUS.
January 1st, 2008 at 8:18 pmHuckabee: I must confess…
Britney: That you’re a member of the McBible taliban? We already newz that–
Huckabee: ….I still believe (still believe) When I’m not with you I lose my mind give me a sign, hit me baby one more time!
January 1st, 2008 at 8:19 pmShe is shocked that the “abstinence-only approach†didn’t work!
Comment by Keith — January 1, 2008 @ 8:14 pm
Heh.
“Honestly, I think we should just trust our president in every decision that he makes and we should just support that,” -Brittney Spears
Unless hes talking about abstinence.
January 1st, 2008 at 8:19 pmWho knew that Nachos could taste so good AND be funny!!
January 1st, 2008 at 8:23 pmShorter Huck:
“Britney’s 16 yr old sister getting pregnant is a tragedy and I respect that and appreciate it because she’s going to have the baby instead of getting an abortion. However, abstinence only does work so don’t do this at home, all you 16 yr olds out there in TV land.â€
January 1st, 2008 at 8:24 pmHuckster is pleading ignorance, and I, for one, believe him.
Too much stuff to keep track of, right.
January 1st, 2008 at 8:24 pm“Honestly, I think we should just trust our president in every decision that he makes and we should just support that,†-Brittney Spears
Comment by Xisithrus — January 1, 2008 @ 8:19 pm
I saw that interview. It was with Tucker Carlson on CNN’s Crossfire. I think the topic was the Dixie Chicks controversy.
January 1st, 2008 at 8:24 pmHappy New Year, Zooey….
January 1st, 2008 at 8:24 pmWas Jamie’s tv show “Zooey 101″ modeled after you?
Comment by Keith — January 1, 2008 @ 8:18 pm
Are you joking? That’s the name of her show?
**runs sobbing from the room**
January 1st, 2008 at 8:24 pm“Honestly, I think we should just trust our president in every decision that he makes and we should just support that,†-Brittney Spears
What if, Brittany, the president issued Executive Order 3504blahblah directing you to pay KFed for life?
January 1st, 2008 at 8:25 pmWho knew that Nachos could taste so good AND be funny!!
No one.
January 1st, 2008 at 8:26 pmWhew.
It’s “Zoey 101.”
I don’t have to change my name…
January 1st, 2008 at 8:27 pmZathrus,
You’re right. If people like Huckabee ran the country, there would be no decision for people to make—-politicians would say that abortion is illegal.
Instead of a woman and her doctor making the decision, it would be a politician/exterminator like Tom DeLay.
January 1st, 2008 at 8:28 pmWho knew that Nachos could taste so good AND be funny!!
Comment by Nachos of Justice — January 1, 2008 @ 8:23 pm
Did you take one too many Adderall today?
January 1st, 2008 at 8:29 pmOh well, I tried.
HAPPY NEW YEAR EVERYONE!! MAY THE PRIMARIES TURN OUT FOR THE GREATER GOOD OF EACH AND EVERY AMERICAN!
END ALL POVERTY!!
CYA!
January 1st, 2008 at 8:29 pmYes, it’s true Zooey…. did you hear about the driver who blamed the crash of his SUV on the couple having sex in the backseat, claiming it threw the vehicle off balance…..pretty wild neighborhood….
January 1st, 2008 at 8:29 pm:)
I’m still telling everyone it was modeled after you. I’ve seen you in your scout uniform.
January 1st, 2008 at 8:30 pmDid you take one too many Adderall today?
Comment by Zooey — January 1, 2008 @ 8:29 pm
No, it’s just the sugar from the paint chips.
January 1st, 2008 at 8:31 pmI’m still telling everyone it was modeled after you. I’ve seen you in your scout uniform.
Comment by Keith — January 1, 2008 @ 8:30 pm
Heh. I changed my picture just in time. :-)
January 1st, 2008 at 8:32 pmI just hope there won’t be any pictures of Huckabee getting out of the car, a la Brittany Spears.
-GSD
January 1st, 2008 at 8:33 pmComment by Nevar — January 1, 2008 @ 8:29 pm
You know, some people just have more exciting lives than most… ;)
January 1st, 2008 at 8:33 pmNo, it’s just the sugar from the paint chips.
Comment by Nachos of Justice — January 1, 2008 @ 8:31 pm
Sugar-free paint chips are the way to go. You can eat more that way.
January 1st, 2008 at 8:34 pmKeith, I would bet my bottom dollar that they wrote it out for him phonetically. He’s not so good using words with more than one syllable and I think it had a couple of those.
And I am sure there were the nights kept awake studying that phonetic briefing. It was a big day for him. He was so overwhelmed with the reading and what happened on 9/11 he had to disappear for a day or so (I forgot…anyone know the exact number of hours Bush was MIA after 9/11? I think it was at least 18 but no more than 30. Anyone got that number out there?)
The thought that Huckleberry hound is even getting ANY percentages in GOP primaries is an embarrassment for our country. But then again…how many in our country need that phonetic rendition of My Pet Goat (wait, rendition is for another discussion! Nevermind. :-)
January 1st, 2008 at 8:34 pmHuckabees! Huckabees! They’re everywhere! Your defenses are useless against them! Run for your life!
January 1st, 2008 at 8:35 pmSugar-free paint chips are the way to go. You can eat more that way.
Comment by Zooey — January 1, 2008 @ 8:34 pm
Thanks for the advice! My Lowe’s gift card should take care of it!
January 1st, 2008 at 8:36 pmI LOVE TPing!
January 1st, 2008 at 8:37 pmThanks for the advice! My Lowe’s gift card should take care of it!
Comment by Nachos of Justice — January 1, 2008 @ 8:36 pm
Aw, hell no! If you go to old houses and eat those paint chips they’re free!
Use your Lowe’s card for one of those “touch lamps.” Classy.
January 1st, 2008 at 8:38 pmMs Joanne, In the 2000 campaign, W was asked his favorite bookS as a child. He struggled and finally came up with “The Friendly Caterpillar”. Turns out it wasn’t published until he was like 24.
January 1st, 2008 at 8:42 pmAnd to think, there are a quarter of our population who still love Bush.
And here I thought Camus was his fav. (rolling eyes)
January 1st, 2008 at 8:44 pmComment by Keith — January 1, 2008 @ 8:42 pm
Too funny…
January 1st, 2008 at 8:48 pmFRANCE:criticism:For Dray, Sarkozy doesnt have much of a result
January 1st, 2008 at 8:49 pmCORRECTION:
When George W. Bush was asked about his favourite story from his childhood, he cited The Very Hungry Caterpillar. Amazon.com rates it as “baby preschool”. It was published in 1983when Bush was 37 years old.
January 1st, 2008 at 8:58 pmIt was published in 1983when Bush was 37 years old.
Comment by Keith — January 1, 2008 @ 8:58 pm
Now that’s just sick and wrong…
January 1st, 2008 at 9:01 pmI LOVE TPing!
Comment by Nachos of Justice
Yeah, well, the fence around your high school looks a little sparse, whadda ya say ya go on over and decorate it?
January 1st, 2008 at 9:04 pmTie an old pair of shoes together and thrown them on the fence while you’re at it.
Bush thought it was about a different kind of very hungry Caterpillar, the kind that gobbles up a lot of rainforests, wetlands, farmlands, and diesel fuel.
January 1st, 2008 at 9:08 pmThat’s why he liked it.
Everyone, flag this moron calling himself Rodan75. It’s just a resurrection of one of Mr Pee’s pals.
January 1st, 2008 at 9:11 pmyou should huck play “don’t fear the reaper” on the bass.
he stinks but it’s kinda fun watching him try.
All our times have come
Here but now they’re gone
Seasons don’t fear the reaper
Nor do the wind, the sun or the rain
We can be like they are
Come on baby… Don’t fear the Reaper
Baby take my hand… Don’t fear the Reaper
We’ll be able to fly… Don’t fear the Reaper
Baby I’m your man…
Valentine is done
Here but now they’re gone
Romeo and Juliet
Are together in eternity…
Romeo and Juliet
40,000 men and women everyday… Like Romeo and Juliet
40,000 men and women everyday… Redefine happiness
Another 40,000 coming everyday…We can be like they are
Come on baby… Don’t fear the Reaper
Baby take my hand… Don’t fear the Reaper
We’ll be able to fly… Don’t fear the Reaper
Baby I’m your man…
Love of two is one
Here but now they’re gone
Came the last night of sadness
And it was clear she couldn’t go on
Then the door was open and the wind appeared
The candles blew then disappeared
The curtains flew then he appeared
Saying don’t be afraid
Come on baby… And she had no fear
And she ran to him… Then they started to fly
They looked backward and said goodbye
She had become like they are
She had taken his hand
She had become like they are
Come on baby…don’t fear the reaper
January 1st, 2008 at 9:16 pm**yawn**
January 1st, 2008 at 9:17 pmRodan, you and your “friend” Mothra can crawl back into your radioactive cave and continue to have your your inter-species monster sex in private. Huckabee is just one in a long line of phony christian idiot republican con artists that fool the foolish.
January 1st, 2008 at 9:17 pm#21 Tarzan,
Wish I could hit recommend multiple times on your post.
What is it with the repubs who run for presidents but don’t show any interest in world affairs ? #13 from Repubs are the Smear… remind us of when Shrub couldn’t name any of the world leaders. As I remember it, Shrub also said that he wasn’t interested in reading or learning about “policy” (after all, what does a prez have to do with govt policy ??)
Now with the war being a big issue, Huck doesn’t know about the NIE ? Perhaps a politician with the slightest interest could have someone follow the news and abstract it for them, perhaps hold a daily briefing ?
January 1st, 2008 at 9:19 pmugh… you around RU?
congratulations on the “victory” of YOUR USC TROJANS…
wasn’t much of a fight though… i had no hope that the ILLINI
would win, but i didn’t think it would be so embarrassing…
sacraficial lambs…
…
on another note, and more ON TOPIC:
anyone hear the story about the father of this child’s baby?
supposedly, a TV executive who’s old enough to be her GRANDFATHER…
http://susiebright.blogs.com/ susie_brights_journal_/ 2007/ 12/ from-polyamory.html
January 1st, 2008 at 9:22 pm“Why do you Leftists bash Christians…”
Bobwurst included phony christians in his list of descriptors.
January 1st, 2008 at 9:26 pmHe wasn’t bashing christians.
Try to read the whole sentence, Rodan, and don’t skip over the hard words………
He’s also a religious-right nut job with a demonstrated penchant for setting jailed serial rape-murderers free to rape and kill again. The fact that he did this is all the more damning as he did as an act of political retribution against Bill Clinton.
Furthermore, Huck had his intestines operated on so that he would lose weight, lied about it by attributing his weight loss to self-control and endurance, and then criticizes others when they lack the ’self-control’ to stop their own bad/dangerous habits.
And finally, in addition to all of the preceding, he is a conservative Republican - and they’re not liked much here, anyway.
So, Rodent, why don’t you just STFU and vote for this moron? Why post here?
January 1st, 2008 at 9:26 pmI’m not “anti-Christian”. I’m anti-neocon, anti-GOP (though I was a proud member before the neocons took control), anti-theocrat, and, most especially, anti-ignorant dumbphuck.
I wouldn’t trust the Huckster to find a light-switch in broad daylight.
January 1st, 2008 at 9:31 pm“Huck had his intestines operated on so that he would lose weight,….”
REALLY?
I wondered about those jowls, but I guessed that it’s ’cause he’s half blue-tick…
January 1st, 2008 at 9:31 pmFurthermore, Huck had his intestines operated on so that he would lose weight, lied about it by attributing his weight loss to self-control and endurance, and then criticizes others when they lack the ’self-control’ to stop their own bad/dangerous habits.
Comment by Marcus Aurelius — January 1, 2008 @ 9:26 pm
He did? What a pig!
I guess that’s what counts as a “good christian?”
January 1st, 2008 at 9:32 pmRe: #64 & 68 — Although I’ll believe almost anything about the Bubble Boy, this just seemed too bizarre to be true. The subsequent web search for corroborating information again proved the adage that the truth is stranger than fiction. You just can’t make up stuff like this.
For further info, you can check out the following:
http://dkosopedia.com/wiki/George_W._Bush
http://answers.google.com/answers/threadview?id=560549
http://www.sfgate.com/ cgi-bin/ article.cgi?file=/ chronicle/ archive/ 1999/ 11/ 13/ MN100771.DTL
All governors were asked to name their favorite childhood books in a nation-wide survey. Curiously (or perhaps not), Jeb Bush named “Curious George” as one of his favorites. Perhaps symptomatic of a subconscious longing for a wished-for aspect of his childhood that never materialized?
No wonder he seemed so much at home reading “My Pet Goat” on 9/11.
January 1st, 2008 at 9:33 pmAnd, after demonstrating his complete lack of ability to handle weapons responsibly, I wouldn’t allow the Huckster within miles of nuclear launch codes.
January 1st, 2008 at 9:35 pmI must correct myself by saying that he ‘allegedly‘ had his intestines operated on…
I wasn’t there.
As his former obese state was probably caused by repressed sexuality, it was either keep eating, get a gastric bypass, or spend 8 hours a day jerking off to pictures of Larry Craig.
That’s just my opinion, folks - but I’ll bet it’s true.
January 1st, 2008 at 9:38 pmThat’s just my opinion, folks - but I’ll bet it’s true.
Comment by Marcus Aurelius — January 1, 2008 @ 9:38 pm
He did lose the weight fast, but it is possible for some people to lose weight fairly fast. I think it’s terrible that he criticizes other people for being fat. That’s a hell of a nerve…
January 1st, 2008 at 9:40 pmI’m guessing it may be in his family, has anyone seen his son?
January 1st, 2008 at 9:41 pm(you know, the one who hung the dog in his cabin at Boy Scout camp….)
He looks like a real bubba brewser……….. 300 lbs, easy…………..
Should the Huckster be thrown in jail for improperly displaying the flag as a guitar strap?
January 1st, 2008 at 9:42 pmI’m guessing it may be in his family, has anyone seen his son?
(you know, the one who hung the dog in his cabin at Boy Scout camp….)
He looks like a real bubba brewser……….. 300 lbs, easy…………..
Comment by Nevar — January 1, 2008 @ 9:41 pm
Please say that’s not true…about the dog. I don’t care if he’s a blubber butt.
January 1st, 2008 at 9:43 pmComment by katy — January 1, 2008 @ 9:22 pm
Yes, I’m here, and they did a pretty good job of turning four turnovers into 28 points, otherwise, I was pretty impressed with the Illini defense, and their QB is pretty good.
Happy New Year to you and yours miss Katy!
January 1st, 2008 at 9:44 pmComment by Rodan75 — January 1, 2008 @ 9:43 pm
Hey, I feel confronted. Anyone else?
You’re free to go now…
January 1st, 2008 at 9:44 pmYes, Zooey, he hung the dog, cause it looked ‘Mangy’..
January 1st, 2008 at 9:46 pmQuite the good little Jeebus Boy, wasn’t he.
It was on the news about 3 weeks ago, Zooey…..
January 1st, 2008 at 9:47 pmHuckster got the Arkansas State police to back off from pressing charges…
Please say that’s not true…about the dog. I don’t care if he’s a blubber butt.
Comment by Zooey — January 1, 2008 @ 9:43 pm
It’s true! And Daddy swept it under the rug.
January 1st, 2008 at 9:47 pmhttp://shotpolitics.com/ the-huckabee-dog-killing-cover-up.htm
I come on here to confront you Leftwing anti-Christian Pro-Islamic jerks!
Comment by Rodan75 — January 1, 2008 @ 9:43 pm
And leave with the usual urine stains.
January 1st, 2008 at 9:47 pmYou’re gonna’ need help - somebody with an education would be a good choice.
January 1st, 2008 at 9:49 pmthank you, RU, for the new year wishes,
and your kind words about the ILLINI…
i had to quit watching for good in the 3rd quarter…
that dirge the MARCHING ILLINI played at half-time
January 1st, 2008 at 9:50 pmdid nothing to stir up the team spirit either…
stairway to heaven??? WTF?
yea, that will surely impress those californians… ugh…
Huh. We haven’t had a real Mr. Pee infestation in a long time. It’s “Rodan75″ now, is it, Mr. Pee?
January 1st, 2008 at 9:54 pmComment by RUCerious — January 1, 2008 @ 9:46 pm
Comment by pete — January 1, 2008 @ 9:47 pm
OMG, that’s horrifying and cruel. It would have been more merciful to shoot the poor thing.
You know what is so interesting? You know how we had this horrible feeling about Chimpy, but learned the awful truth after he was president?
Not that I think Hucker will be prez, of course.
Well, all this stuff has come out before Hucker is even close to the nomination — imagine what horrible secrets he’s still holding on to.
**shudder**
January 1st, 2008 at 9:55 pmHey, I feel confronted. Anyone else?
Comment by Zooey — January 1, 2008 @ 9:44 pm
Not in the least. Even if I were any of the things the “new” troll says. Besides which, I don’t bother confronting people who are compelled to proclaim their IQ. Especially when it’s “75″. No challenge at all.
January 1st, 2008 at 9:57 pmHuh. We haven’t had a real Mr. Pee infestation in a long time. It’s “Rodan75″ now, is it, Mr. Pee?
Comment by ralph the wonder llama — January 1, 2008 @ 9:54 pm
Nah. It revealed a “new” persona, one “Libtard” just a couple nights ago. Lasted about an hour before it was banished. I don’t think this one is Pee. Too many mispeled wurds.
January 1st, 2008 at 10:02 pmComment by good_golly — January 1, 2008 @ 10:02 pm
The Huckster admits his only support comes from “piss-soaked trolls”.Ya can’t make this stuff up! ROTFL!!
I thank you gigi!!!
January 1st, 2008 at 10:05 pmHuckabee is anti-Globalists and anti-Free Trade.
Yet you eftists attack him.
You guys are pathetic!
Comment by Rodan75
I haven’t attacked anyone and from what I have read on Huckabee he has no real foreign policy, so I dont know that he is against globalism or free trade.
January 1st, 2008 at 10:07 pmWe hate Pro-Muslim Leftists like you!
Comment by Rodan75
Tell me why, then, that the conservatives are freeing the Iraqis [Muslims]?
January 1st, 2008 at 10:09 pmHate is a useless thing Rodan and doesnt solve anything.
January 1st, 2008 at 10:10 pmNot in the least. Even if I were any of the things the “new†troll says. Besides which, I don’t bother confronting people who are compelled to proclaim their IQ. Especially when it’s “75″. No challenge at all.
Comment by pete — January 1, 2008 @ 9:57 pm
Just attempting to get The Joker to leave — even though that entails a piss trail…
January 1st, 2008 at 10:10 pmRodan is a fake. A lib pretending to be from the other side to give you all someone to call names.
Comment by good_golly
He’s one of yours golly.
January 1st, 2008 at 10:12 pmRodan is a fake. A lib pretending to be from the other side to give you all someone to call names.
Comment by good_golly — January 1, 2008 @ 10:03 pm
You say that about all the most stupid trolls — except yourself.
Rodan is a genuine piss-soaked troll — of your kind.
January 1st, 2008 at 10:14 pmComment by Rodan75 — January 1, 2008 @ 10:13 pm
Are you confronting me again?
January 1st, 2008 at 10:15 pmBoth Parties are beholden to Islamic ineterests!
Comment by Rodan75 — January 1, 2008 @ 10:12 pm
So then Huckabee is also pro-islamist?
January 1st, 2008 at 10:15 pmI beat you Muslim loving Leftists everytime!
Comment by Rodan75 — January 1, 2008 @ 10:13 pm
I am certain that no one here has been ‘beaten’ by you, ever.
My good friend Ray, from Pakistan will be chuckling at your antics tomorrow when I forward this link to him.
January 1st, 2008 at 10:17 pmIs anyone here a “leftist”? Has anyone ever, even, met a “leftist”? Personally, I don’t think there’s been a real “leftist”, in this country, since Nixon proved idealism can’t stop bullets.
January 1st, 2008 at 10:18 pmComment by Rodan75 — January 1, 2008 @ 10:17 pm
Well, you did that already.
January 1st, 2008 at 10:18 pmcon fronting?
Is that like providing a front for convicts? Spell much? Got educumation?
January 1st, 2008 at 10:18 pmHuckabee isn’t Pro-Islam.
Comment by Rodan75 — January 1, 2008 @ 10:17 pm
You just said BOTH parties are beholden to Islamic interests.
January 1st, 2008 at 10:18 pmMy good friend Ray, from Pakistan will be chuckling at your antics tomorrow when I forward this link to him.
Comment by RUCerious — January 1, 2008 @ 10:17 pm
Since I’m a Muslim-lover, tell Ray I love him.
January 1st, 2008 at 10:19 pmThe ultimate justice would be for the new trolls 5th grade English teacher to see his piss poor grammar and spelling. She’d hunt his ass down and….wait, oh, that was his mom… never you mind.
January 1st, 2008 at 10:20 pmMistress Z, I would but his wife would whack me over the head…!
January 1st, 2008 at 10:20 pmMistress Z, I would but his wife would whack me over the head…!
Comment by RUCerious — January 1, 2008 @ 10:20 pm
It’s a pure and platonic love — you know, the kind I have for all of Islam. ;)
January 1st, 2008 at 10:22 pmIs anyone here a “leftist� -Pete
Rodan seems to equate being left of right ideology with cold war communism. Which is odd because, in reality, the muslims didnt care for the communists at all.
January 1st, 2008 at 10:22 pmLost in the pundits’ pondering over Mike Huckabee’s scam to show - and then not air - an attack ad against Mitt Romney is the former Arkansas Governor’s apparent bloodlust. As Steve Benen and Michael Crowley note, Huckabee’s spot takes Romney to task for a record in Massachusetts that included “no executions.” In extolling the joys of the death penalty, Huckabee is following in the proud tradition of George W. Bush.
For the details, see:
January 1st, 2008 at 10:23 pm“Huckabee Echoes Bush in Killer Ad.”
He’s an Islamist.
Comment by Rodan75 — January 1, 2008 @ 10:26 pm
You’re an Islamist too, Joker.
Did you know that every time you think, speak or write the word Islam, a martyr gets his wings?
January 1st, 2008 at 10:28 pmBring it on!
I beat you Muslim loving Leftists everytime!
Comment by Rodan75 — January 1, 2008 @ 10:13 pm
Isn’t that what your Saudi loving leader said that got him in so much trouble. You need to take your meds Joker, you’re losing it.
January 1st, 2008 at 10:29 pmIt’s a pure and platonic love — you know, the kind I have for all of Islam. ;) Comment by Zooey — January 1, 2008 @ 10:22 pm
Heh.
January 1st, 2008 at 10:30 pmJoker/Rodan is either off his meds or is about to OD on them tonight.
January 1st, 2008 at 10:31 pmRodan you need big pharmaceuticals, lots of them, fast. Run don’t walk to the emergency room before you hurt yourself.
January 1st, 2008 at 10:33 pmComment by Rodan75 — January 1, 2008 @ 10:31 pm
I had no idea there was anything “worst” than a Muslim lover.
January 1st, 2008 at 10:33 pmYou want Russia and China to attack the US. -Rodan
Why would China attack their debtor nation?
January 1st, 2008 at 10:33 pmI don’t like Bush either!
He’s Pro Muslim too!
Comment by Rodan75 — January 1, 2008 @ 10:30 pm
Sure you troll are all “independents”! But we know you’re on your knees in the under the desk in the Oval Office doing one for the Chimp in Chief. You probably hold hands with the Saudi Sheiks while they’re waiting for W you lying sack of neocon.
January 1st, 2008 at 10:35 pmEven a blind squirrel finds the occasional acorn.
January 1st, 2008 at 10:35 pmOtherwise admit you’re a liar.
Comment by BARTLEBEE — January 1, 2008 @ 10:34 pm
This is Mr Pee’s Renfield, you are too optimistic.
January 1st, 2008 at 10:35 pmPot, meet kettle. Kettle, pot. You two have much in common. I hope you are happy together.
January 1st, 2008 at 10:36 pmYou’re worst than a Muslim lover.
You’re a traitor.
You want Russia and China to attack the US.
You’re a P.O.S!
Comment by Rodan75 — January 1, 2008 @ 10:31 pm
Even for a psycho you are confused. Attacking Iran, the wet dream of all you neocons, is the way to get Russia and China to attack the US. Maybe you should go to a neocon site because they’re the one inciting attacks by these two super powers. Maybe you need to shut your yap until you get a clue.
January 1st, 2008 at 10:37 pmI had no idea there was anything “worst†than a Muslim lover.
Comment by Zooey — January 1, 2008 @ 10:33 pm
Maybe if you were a China lover as well?
January 1st, 2008 at 10:37 pmlol, clearly we’re dipping into the dregs this holiday season for our trolls.
Comment by BARTLEBEE — January 1, 2008 @ 10:35 pm
He is mildly entertaining — in the same way ruptured testicles would be entertaining. ;)
January 1st, 2008 at 10:38 pmYou were bragging how China and Russia will defeat America.
You were happy about it and how it was good for the world
Comment by Rodan75 — January 1, 2008 @ 10:36 pm
Proof positive that home schooling doesn’t teach reading comprehension. Especially when mom is an illiterate crack whore.
January 1st, 2008 at 10:39 pmThis is Mr Pee’s Renfield, you are too optimistic.
Comment by Zooey — January 1, 2008 @ 10:35 pm
If he starts eating live bugs, i’m outa here. lmao
January 1st, 2008 at 10:39 pmMr. Pee says he loves you!
Comment by Rodan75 — January 1, 2008 @ 10:37 pm
That’s nice.
January 1st, 2008 at 10:39 pmYou were bragging how China and Russia will defeat America.
You were happy about it and how it was good for the world
Comment by Rodan75 — January 1, 2008 @ 10:36 pm
Rodan, how was Russia defeated in the cold war?
Economically. In the last 25 years America went from a creditor to a debtor nation. China is a fast rising economical power. Since 2001, under GOP rule, the dollar has lost much of its value.
January 1st, 2008 at 10:40 pmI wonder what flying spittle and froth do to one’s keyboard.
January 1st, 2008 at 10:40 pmWe should ask the prehistoric flying dinasour.
Zooey,
Mr. Pee says he loves you!
Comment by Rodan75 — January 1, 2008 @ 10:37 pm
I think he was talking to you pretty boy. Don’t deflect the adoration, embrace it … him … it … or both.
January 1st, 2008 at 10:41 pmIf he starts eating live bugs, i’m outa here. lmao
Comment by Wayne — January 1, 2008 @ 10:39 pm
I don’t want to think about what he might eat…
January 1st, 2008 at 10:41 pmMr. Pee says he loves you! -Rodan
Well, we love Mr Pee in a weird convoluted kind of way.
January 1st, 2008 at 10:41 pmRenfield..Perfect.
Master! Master!
January 1st, 2008 at 10:41 pmThe US ain’t attacking Iran paranoid Muslim lover!
Comment by Rodan75 — January 1, 2008 @ 10:38 pm
Where have you been, in a straight jacket or solitary confinement? Because the neocons were itching to attack Iran only recently. Did you just get out. Maybe you need to reacclimate yourself to the outside before you spew stupid.
January 1st, 2008 at 10:43 pmWell, we love Mr Pee in a weird convoluted kind of way.
Comment by Xisithrus — January 1, 2008 @ 10:41 pm
He certainly needs it.
January 1st, 2008 at 10:44 pmHe certainly needs it. -Zooey
You know them durn Liberals, all peace and love, like that guy Jesus!
January 1st, 2008 at 10:45 pmI wonder if 75 is unicode for T
January 1st, 2008 at 10:46 pmThe pterasaur knows how much of our debt China is holding, knows about the Russian oil and gas fields fueling much of their economic rebound. It just wants to come here and spit and spray all over the thread. Calling people names gets him off, just like back in the schoolyard.
January 1st, 2008 at 10:46 pmAscii 75 is the + sign. Definitely not any correlative value here.
January 1st, 2008 at 10:48 pmAscii 75 is the + sign. Definitely not any correlative value here.
Comment by RUCerious
You mean its not RodanT?
January 1st, 2008 at 10:50 pmYou know them durn Liberals, all peace and love, like that guy Jesus!
Comment by Xisithrus — January 1, 2008 @ 10:45 pm
Piss-soaked trolls hate that. :)
January 1st, 2008 at 10:50 pmmust refer to the IQ…
January 1st, 2008 at 10:51 pmPiss-soaked trolls hate that. :) -Zooey
Heh.
January 1st, 2008 at 10:53 pmmust refer to the IQ…
Comment by RUCerious — January 1, 2008 @ 10:51 pm
if thats the case, he has a typo, 7-5
January 1st, 2008 at 10:53 pmI’m gonna lookm for your posts now
Comment by Rodan75 — January 1, 2008 @ 10:52 pm
That’s gonna take forever. :-)
January 1st, 2008 at 10:55 pmWay off topic.
This will be my last comment at TP. The editorial staff has elected to remove my response to a rabid attack, while leaving the falsehoods of the other party for all to see. This is unacceptable.
I’ve had fun, and, I will doubtless run into many of you on, effectively moderated, forums.
I can’t leave without a warning, however. The troll known as BARTLEBEE is a narrow minded, ignorant, hateful, judgmental, abusive sh!t-stain. And, when challenged, it lies like the lowest of conservative trolls. Don’t dare to disagree with it or you may be the next one subjected to it’s foul abuse only to have your response deleted as happened to me in this thread:http://thinkprogress.org/2007/11/29/huckabee-phone-call-with-god/#comment-4191249
Good bye.
January 1st, 2008 at 10:57 pmI’m gonna lookm for your posts now
Comment by Rodan75 — January 1, 2008 @ 10:52 pm
That’s gonna take forever. :-)
Comment by Zooey — January 1, 2008 @ 10:55 pm
Shhhh…
January 1st, 2008 at 10:59 pmWhen he reads or thinks he falls asleep. =D
This gives a very strong case that Huckabee had weight-loss SURGERY:
http://plutarch01.wordpress.com/2007/12/11/new-121007-300pm/
Also on CNN the other day, Huck was criticizing Romney for only hunting twice in his life—while he goes 30 times a year. Then Huck can’t figure out that the reason he is having trouble firing his gun is because the safety is on!!
January 1st, 2008 at 11:01 pmComment by pete — January 1, 2008 @ 10:57 pm
Pete, TP is not staffed over the holidays. If you’re having a problem, email Faiz in the next few days.
There’s nothing that says you have to deal with Bart.
January 1st, 2008 at 11:01 pmSorry, no posts were found matching “Bartlebee.â€
Comment by Rodan75 — January 1, 2008 @ 11:00 pm
Not even today…?
January 1st, 2008 at 11:02 pmComment by pete — January 1, 2008 @ 10:57 pm
Naw, thats happened to me as well Pete. Dont let one person keep you from posting.
January 1st, 2008 at 11:03 pmDescriptive Classifications of Intelligence Quotients
IQ Description % of Population
130+ Very superior 2.2%
120-129 Superior 6.7%
110-119 High average 16.1%
90-109 Average 50%
80-89 Low average 16.1%
70-79 Borderline 6.7%
Below 70 Extremely low 2.2%
Obviously 75 is too high for his “actual” IQ. He’d then be borderline as opposed to extremely low which obviously RodanT is.
January 1st, 2008 at 11:06 pmLooks like TP is, in fact, getting some moderation. A bunch of troll poop just disappeared. Hooray!
January 1st, 2008 at 11:06 pmRodan, the TP search field at the top of the screen doesnt work very well.
January 1st, 2008 at 11:07 pmSee, Pete, bartie thinks he won, even when nobody agreed with him. So it’s your choice to leave, but you really shouldn’t allow yourself to be driven away by a socially maladjusted pseudo-intellectual who hasn’t the courage or clarity to admit when he’s wrong.
January 1st, 2008 at 11:10 pmThe Joker has left the building.
January 1st, 2008 at 11:10 pmComment by Keith — January 1, 2008 @ 11:01 pm
Thanks, Keith. That article is very thorough.
January 1st, 2008 at 11:11 pmThe Joker has left the building.
Comment by gummitch — January 1, 2008 @ 11:10 pm
Awww, too bad, so sad. :P
January 1st, 2008 at 11:12 pmYou guys instead tried to win by ignoring the dictionary and the facts, and carrried your perverse attack on me hoping I’d just give up and let you win by sheer numbers. But I didn’t give up, because I was right, and the dictionary confirmed that.
Comment by BARTLEBEE — January 1, 2008 @ 11:04 pm
ROTFL! Pure PROJECTION there BART. The DICTIONARIES OF RECORD (Merriam Webster and Oxford) BOTH disagree with you, but you were too much of a TARDED FANATIC to admit it. Sorry BART but where this ISSUE is involved, you’re EVERY BIT as MUCH OF A LIAR and MORON as RODAN APPEARS TO BE! Grow up LITTLE GIRL!
January 1st, 2008 at 11:14 pmI did win, the moment I produced a valid dictionary definition that defined atheism as a belief.
Comment by BARTLEBEE — January 1, 2008 @ 11:14 pm
YOU LOSE the MOMENT the DICTIONARIES OF RECORD and the ROOT WORD both DISAGREE WITH YOU! - TARDED MORON!
January 1st, 2008 at 11:15 pmSee, Pete, bartie thinks he won, even when nobody agreed with him. So it’s your choice to leave, but you really shouldn’t allow yourself to be driven away by a socially maladjusted pseudo-intellectual who hasn’t the courage or clarity to admit when he’s wrong.
Comment by Lefty Patriot — January 1, 2008 @ 11:10 pm
Yeah, if Bart’s BRAINS and HONEST matched is STUBBORN BUSH’NESS he might have been SMART ENOUGH to NOT BE SUCH A NASTY NERDY LITTLE HENDLER’ESQUE LOSER!
January 1st, 2008 at 11:16 pmUnbelievable…
Later.
January 1st, 2008 at 11:16 pmZooey, he’s on wordpress, he must be good. Says the medical center that did it got a special $1 million endowment from him.
January 1st, 2008 at 11:17 pmbart, you’re easier than Larry Craig. what a sucker. you’ve done a good job of convincing yourself, but nobody else. some win.
January 1st, 2008 at 11:18 pmWay off topic.
This will be my last comment at TP. The editorial staff has elected to remove my response to a rabid attack, while leaving the falsehoods of the other party for all to see. This is unacceptable.
I’ve had fun, and, I will doubtless run into many of you on, effectively moderated, forums.
I can’t leave without a warning, however. The troll known as BARTLEBEE is a narrow minded, ignorant, hateful, judgmental, abusive sh!t-stain. And, when challenged, it lies like the lowest of conservative trolls. Don’t dare to disagree with it or you may be the next one subjected to it’s foul abuse only to have your response deleted as happened to me in this thread:http://thinkprogress.org/2007/11/29/huckabee-phone-call-with-god/#comment-4191249
Good bye.
Comment by pete — January 1, 2008 @ 10:57 pm
My beef is with the staff. I will no longer support their incompetance.
Comment by pete — January 1, 2008 @ 11:16 pm
January 1st, 2008 at 11:20 pmeven dictionaries change, eventually, bartie. you put too much faith is words.
January 1st, 2008 at 11:20 pmTo get rid of trolls you have to paste the offensive post into the “Contact Us” page. Just reporting abuse doesn’t work around here. And when they’re slandering Faiz it’s a good idea to contact them. After all this is a business.
January 1st, 2008 at 11:22 pmmany literate people are very stupid. a dictionary is a limited source, and is a compendium of opinions. it seems to fit your limited viewpoint, but that’s your problem. and you are being very selective in your choices of definitions, as well. you may as well quote the bible.
January 1st, 2008 at 11:24 pmKeith I think it was bypass surgery. For one thing 100 lbs. is the mark you need to hit to get the bypass surgery. Besides that the rate at which he lost weight would be remarkable, making it to the full 105 lbs. and being as thin as he is without it. When he wins the nomination, snort, we should demand that he has a physical and release his full medical records to determine his character.
January 1st, 2008 at 11:27 pmBartlebee, you accusing others of having to have the last word is indeed ironic. You sound like Worfeus, who had to leave after another bout of having to have the last word.
January 1st, 2008 at 11:28 pmSee?
I get attacked, out of the blue. Comment by BARTLEBEE — January 1, 2008 @ 11:33 pm
OUT OF THE BLUE? ROTFL!! You ATTACK ALL ATHEISTS, then IGNORE THE DICTIONARY, FACTS, the LANGUAGE ROOT and REALITY and INSULT THOSE THAT DEBUNK YOUR BULLSH!T and it’s YOU that GETS ATTACKED?
ROTFL!! How ROVIAN of you ‘tard!
January 1st, 2008 at 11:36 pmNewsflash genius.
The DICTIONARY is the standard. The DICTIONARY is how we know the meanings of our “dictionâ€.
I honestly cannot believe I have to say this.
Comment by BARTLEBEE — January 1, 2008 @ 11:28 pm
Actually Merriam Webster and Oxford are the ONLY TWO Dictionaries OF RECORD - so BY THEM you’re a LYING MORON!
January 1st, 2008 a