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Bush’s advice to ‘08 candidates: ’saddle up.’

Even though President Bush doesn’t plan on staying awake for the results of tonight’s Iowa caucuses, he did have some advice today for the ‘08 candidates:

bushbr.jpg Bush, a veteran of two successful White House campaigns with only a year to go in office, declined to predict winners. “I just can’t tell and neither can you. It is wide open,” he said in a Reuters interview on Thursday. [...]

Whoever wins tonight, it will be a glorious moment but my only advice is ’saddle up’ because it’s the beginning,” said Bush, owner of a Texas ranch.

“The primary season has an interesting way of testing people. What looks like a smooth road gets bumpy awfully quickly,” he added.



57 Responses to “Bush’s advice to ‘08 candidates: ’saddle up.’”

  1. Marie says:

    This, from the “windshield cowboy” who is afraid of horses – y’know, they’re so big and all.
    When he takes exile in Paraguay, he can ride his 90,000 acres on a jackass.


  2. Starve-A-Bush_Feed-A-Beaver says:

    “It is wide open.”

    A refrain Mr. Chimpshit has often uttered, especially in the presence of a certain J. Gannon.


  3. RUCerious says:

    Go milk a horse, chymp, you’re irrelevant.


  4. Jackie says:

    Bush didn’t win two terms as President he fixed the election of both races. Let’s make that clear. Now who
    with a brain would take any advice from a drug, drunk idiot who doesn’t know what happening in the White House until he reads it in the paper or if someone tells him. If Bush really did care for America he would resign now and take Cheney with him.


  5. Chris L says:

    So, while growing up in Connecticut, and studying at Yale, how much ranch experience did Bush get? He does know that the whorehouses in Nevada, despite their names, aren’t really “ranches”, right?


  6. ArtZ says:

    “Bush doesn’t plan on staying awake”

    Sounds about right.


  7. Shayne says:

    Anybody who takes advice from this idiot is too stupid to run for president.


  8. Shayne says:

    Anyway he’ll be sleeping through the caucus but he doesn’t learn any more when he’s awake then when he’s sleeping. And when he’s asleep he makes less stupid comments.


  9. Starve-A-Bush_Feed-A-Beaver says:

    Stephen Hawking saying “saddle up” would have more credibility than this phoney dress-up cowboy Connecticut Yankee nincompoop (with the emphasis on “poop”).


  10. RUCerious says:

    His statement tomorrow morning.

    Well, that ther’s Amurken dimocricy a workin. The Iowanites sure know how to cock us.


  11. katy says:

    ’saddle up’…” said Bush, owner of a Texas ranch.

    ya mean reuters is fooled by that “ranch” thing?
    they tie the two things together as if it were meaningful…


  12. Zooey says:

    All hat, no cattle.

    **yawn**


  13. nycbassist says:

    “Bush, a veteran of two successful White House campaigns with only a year to go in office, declined to predict winners.” ???? Define successful.


  14. The Fly-Man says:

    Will someone please remind the rest of the GOP that he is the current leader of their party. Just for fun folks, try to find the word “Conservative” in any of the current GOP front runner’s lexicon or idyllic spew. Well what happened to Conservatism? The Faux Cowboy was the poster child for compassionate conservatism wasn’t he? Well, did everyone forget that?


  15. GL2814 says:

    “Saddle up?!”

    This is a nation that has a major case of the saddle cramps.

    Fake cowboy. Failed businessman. Failed president. A chimp and a puppet. There’s your legacy, Bush!


  16. Xisithrus says:

    All Prattle, No Hat.


  17. curmudgeon says:

    George W. Bush purchases a turkey and hog farm near Crawford, Texas in 1999, and voila, it is suddenly transformed into a ranch. Even if it was called a ranch in the past, can anyone of you name a western featuring John Wayne on horseback, rounding up turkeys and hogs? For more details, you can find them at http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prairie_Chapel_Ranch

    A September 21, 2007 headline in The Telegraph (U.K.) reads, “George Bush the Texan is ’scared of horses’” For further details, you can find them at http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main.jhtml?xml=/news/2007/09/21/wbush121.xml

    Using the terminology “saddle up” is about as disingenuous an approach as that of one who struts around wearing Harley attire, and cannot even ride a bicycle.

    Oh, that’s right, Chimpy’s not afraid to ride a bicycle (despite numerous mishaps), so that should be enough to prove his manhood, right?


  18. nofltwlt says:

    Is it wrong to wish for a horrible “brush cutting” accident?


  19. Zooey says:

    All Prattle, No Hat.
    Comment by Xisithrus — January 3, 2008 @ 7:13 pm

    Even better.


  20. Xisithrus says:

    “I just can’t tell and neither can you.” -GWB

    What happened to the gut instinct?


  21. Starve-A-Bush_Feed-A-Beaver says:

    Soon George Bush will retire to his ranch and reminisce about the times he rode with the Texas Rangers and smoked out the bad men and gave long, langourous massages to his cowpokes around a roaring campfire.


  22. Dreary Urbanite says:

    10 lbs. of sh!t in a 5 lb. bag.


  23. Xisithrus says:

    Even better.
    Comment by Zooey — January 3, 2008 @ 7:17 pm

    Thx Zoo 8~D


  24. Left Coast Mike says:

    Comment by Manslagt — January 3, 2008

    Now that’s the pot calling the kettle black…


  25. bilbobaggins says:

    The more I think about our primary system the madder I get. I am damn sick and tired of small mid west states like Iowa and New Hampshire deciding who our candidates will be. It’s time to change the system so that such a minuscule amount of people can have so much influence. Estimates are that there will be less than 20% of Iowans caucusing.

    Personally I like the idea of dividing the country into four regions and then have them rotate who will be first, second, third and fourth. At least that has some fairness to it. Or, just have everyone hold their primary on the same day!


  26. Doc Rock says:

    If Bush had his campaign headquarters in the saddle, that was where his hindquarters should have been–maybe his head was there, too?


  27. The Fly-Man says:

    You can refer to the office holder in any colorful verbiage as you like, however, I prefer “The LEADER OF THE REPUBLICAN PARTY”. How about this, “The Leader of the Party of Torture”.


  28. Xisithrus says:

    blah blah…Moonbats…blah blah -Manslagt

    Well, your optimism is certainly lacking any attractive forces.


  29. bilbobaggins says:

    Wow. The moonbats are full of hate tonight, aren’t they?
    I can just imagine millions of people wanting to join the optimists in the Democrat Party.
    Comment by Manslagt

    And our Rightard Loon Troll is here to piss on everyone. But you know, I really don’t care because I do know that the Democrats are the party of hope. They are the only hope this country has to prevent it’s total slide into fascism.

    I heard a quote on the radio tonight that I have heard before and I think that it is very appropriate to where this country is today:

    “When Fascism comes to America it will be wrapped in the flag and carrying a cross. -Sinclair Lewis”

    This is so true it scares the shit out of me. It’s people like Manslagt and his ilk that are taking us down this road into Fascism and we need to stop them before it is too late.


  30. Xisithrus says:

    Tell me the story about fiscally responsible republicans Manslagt, I need a laugh.


  31. gummitch says:

    Personally I like the idea of dividing the country into four regions and then have them rotate who will be first, second, third and fourth. At least that has some fairness to it. Or, just have everyone hold their primary on the same day!

    Comment by bilbobaggins — January 3, 2008 @ 7:34 pm

    So you don’t believe our May primary will be the most important one of all?


  32. ForTruth says:

    Hello Cowboys and Cowgirls. Gather-round, dosie-doe, grab your partner, don’t go too slow. Now take it all home and do it again…

    My qwarshtin is, what does “saddle up” mean? This guy once told me his girlfriend had it tattooed to her a**.


  33. gummitch says:

    Her a**? What’s an a**?


  34. ForTruth says:

    Ass gummitch, Tattooed right above the middle of her ass.


  35. had enough says:

    OT
    Sam Seder filling in for Randi Rhodes cleared up some myths about health care and gave arguing points:

    - universal health care does not mean single payer, only means ALL will find their own health care plan.

    - single payer is not a government run medical system, but a government run insurance system. All pay into this insurance system, therefore lowering the cost.


  36. ForTruth says:

    To be fair to the shrub, he’s saying: Ya’ better git ready, cuz this is jist the beginnin’, them there’s gonna be lots more deciderin’ to do.


  37. Buckie Boy says:

    You have never been in a saddle Mr. Bush, unless Jeff Gannon wore one for you.

    Buck Fush


  38. had enough says:

    From what I have heard Bush is afraid of horses… he hides behind this fake image… even even his feces and urine are top secret.


  39. OxyCon says:

    Saddle up?
    Did Bush just say “saddle up”?
    ———–

    Fox seemed less impressed by Bush’s cowboy bona fides.

    Bush, whom Fox calls “my friend the windshield cowboy,” demurred when Fox offered him a ride on “a big palomino” during a visit to Mexico after both men had been elected president. Fox remembers Bush “backing away” from the horse.

    http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2007/09/18/AR2007091801999.html

    “A horse lover can always tell when others don’t share our passion,” Fox writes.


  40. RUCerious says:

    Fox offered him a ride on “a big palomino” during a visit to Mexico after both men had been elected president

    Little did Bush know that meant a large breasted blonde Mexican lady of the night…


  41. Dirty Hippie says:

    Saddle up what? Your gas sucking Ford Super Duty? I’d like to lock you in a room with my kid’s pony. Bunky would kick your ass.


  42. ralph the wonder llama says:

    my only advice is ’saddle up’ because it’s the beginning,” said Bush, owner of a Texas ranch…

    that has no livestock…


  43. 99Luf Balloons says:

    Hey Slag you traitor lover, it is not HATE, it is ANGER.
    Anger at how traitor lovers like you enable this traitor to remain in the office he NEVER has deserved.
    Anger at how traitor lovers like you sold out your American heritage allowing the mantra:
    Truth, Justice and the American Way
    to go to
    Fear, Treason and tortoure being the American way,
    in 50 short years, never once to heed the Ike’s warnings of the Military Industrial Complex.
    Oh how ANGRY we are you who claim to be Patriots, when in reality you are Nationalists, and that is as close to being fascists as one gets, without the arm bands.
    WE loathe you fu(king traitor lovers, and wish to harm come to the likes of you for selling out our country.

    So, FU(K you traitor lover.


  44. curmudgeon says:

    Re: Post #42 —

    How about his rocking horse?


  45. MapleStreet says:

    25 BillboBaggins,

    Other than resenting your oversight in pawning off NH on the midwest ;-), I like your plan. The State Primaries made a lot more sense in a world without telecommunications and airplanes. A set region of the country would be managable with today’s tools.

    Not to mention how UN-representative Iowa is of the rest of the country (and how did they get the royal blessing to be #1 )


  46. mr.frazzlebottom says:

    Listen to this:

    http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=17808622

    “Fresh Air from WHYY, January 3, 2008 · Investigative reporter David Cay Johnston explores in his new book how in recent years, government subsidies and new regulations have quietly funneled money from the poor and the middle class to the rich and politically connected.”

    He tells a good tale about how Dubya made his fortune: not from oil, not from any business, not really as a ball club owner, but from a TAX SCAM.


  47. Sabyen91 says:

    “Not to mention how UN-representative Iowa is of the rest of the country (and how did they get the royal blessing to be #1 )”

    I think we can thank Iowa for giving Huckabee a boost. He is unelectable. The far right hates him (they think he is a liberal) and the moderates don’t like his overt fundamentalism. They thought Bush was just a God-fearing everyman (nobody said they were smart). But Huckabee comes off as an evangelical preacher and that doesn’t sit well with most of the public; not even a lot of conservative Christians. It is nice to see all the fundy evangelicals come out in force to give the Dems their patsy.


  48. urthsong says:

    I find it beyond irksome how writer after writer repeats the same mantra about how George W. Bush was successful at winning the 2000 and 2004 elections. The only credit GWB should receive is for his ready complicity in stealing both elections with multiple frauds, disenfrachisements and judges who think that the Republican Party takes priority over the law and justice. Here we are, facing another presidential election with votes to be made on easily hackable equipment with insecure processes and a Mainstream Media consortium in control of the exit polls poised for ANOTHER late night adjustment of the poll results. Our only hope is that the vote for a Democratic president is so overwhelming that they won’t be able to hide the evidence. I believe that is the reason posters haunt progressive blogs discouraging such votes.


  49. Keith H. says:

    Caption Contest:

    Damn sticks, I hate these fu*kin’ sticks,
    goddam sticks, I’ll show you sticks what’s goin’ on,
    fu*kin’ sticks, worthless damn sticks . . .


  50. rockyroad says:

    ” . . . my only advice is ’saddle up’ because it’s the beginning,” said Bush . . .

    Yee haw dub’ya, first truth that you’ve spewed in more than seven years.

    You’ve screwed up every aspect of America to such a degree that it will take John Wayne at his finest to even make a start at rectifying you’re wrongs.

    God bless America . . . and whoever has to clean up your disaster.


  51. araratararat says:

    Oh he just goes down to his ranch to play with his bushes, beavers, and his monkey. This cheerleader pom-pom cowgirl is just scared shit-less of horses. Cowboy up and saddle up, he’d rather ride Jeff Gannon bareback.


  52. araratararat says:

    Little Miss Georgette bush getting all saddled up on her pony.

    Click link.


  53. nanlichi says:

    Wasn’t it his lovely cover wife who told us all how little George was milking a horse, and a male horse at that? And.. with his hands behind his back.

    George would mount a saddle, but not if it were perched on those big scary horses. And backwards, with the pommel up his ass.


  54. Tawdry says:

    Georgie Boy, Georgie Boy, Easy Lopin’, Cattle Ropin’ Georgie Boy.
    Just how much brush clearin’ can that thar dude do? Must be a veritable desert around his ranch by now.


  55. AmandaBlow says:

    Yeah candidates “saddle up” because I’ve already ruined this great nation with a criminal war in Iraq. I’ve also ruined the economy and dragged the valie of the dollar to an all time low. 8 years of failure after failure with no end in sight, so saddle up! Idiot freak should be jailed and executed for his crimes against humanity! Barbara Bush took a dump on America the day she gave birth to GW! That’s right Barbara’s turd sits in the White House!


  56. Marie says:

    Comment by had enough — January 3, 2008 @ 7:51 pm

    That’s the reason Medicare operates with less than a 3% overhead, when insurance companies take 15-20% in administrative costs.

    For a huge system, Medicare operates very well. It’s the profit-making insurance companies who get between the patient and his medical care.


  57. marlow says:

    remember that scene in “Hot Shots” where Topper Harley lands what’s left of his fighter in a crashing heap on the carrier deck: “Just lost a wing…there goes the other one…” That’s how the chimp is going to land his party com November. Watch him walk away from yet another flaming wreck with a sneer and a thumbs up….



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