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No, of course not…because if their words and actions are anything to go on, most conservatives are so sexually repressed that sometimes one is inclined to wonder how they even manage to reproduce.

They don’t believe in educating teenagers about sex because they believe (mistakenly, according to recent statistics) that this will only encourage teenagers to have sex, become pregnant, and have an abortion. They believe (again, mistakenly) that homosexuality is contrary to the laws of nature despite the fact that many zoologists have reported homosexual behavior within a variety of higher-order species. Many of them believe that consensual sex even between two (or more) single adults of the opposite sex is immoral, and some believe that certain sexual practices are immoral even between a husband and his wife. A certain number go so far as to believe that sexual contact exists solely for the purpose of procreation and that any form of contraception is therefore also immoral. So, no…conservatives generally don’t tell people what positions they can be in because they seem to be very uncomfortable with the whole idea of sexuality to begin with and apparently think that sex is only acceptable when the two people (and only two!) involved are of the opposite sex and married to one another.

And while we’re on the subject…I’d be curious to know whom Goldberg is talking about! I haven’t heard about these “environmental groups” to which he refers which are supposedly telling people how to have environmentally-conscious sex. How could the position in which one has sex possibly have any kind of environmental impact?!? That is, unless you’re encouraging people to do it in a brightly-lit room (overuse of electricity) or to do it without using birth control (overpopulation)?

Thirty-eight years ago, Wayne LaPierre (yes, that one) and I were told by a Daytona Beach motel manager that we could be arrested just for being in the same room overnight with women we were not married to.

Comment by Xisithrus — January 12, 2008 @ 1:48 pm

I’m bettin’ he told her “Presidentin’ is hard work.”

Just for grins; what do you think he told her?

Hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee

“Conservative Eden” then should be his next book :)

Comment by Fred — January 12, 2008 @ 8:36 am

biggie doesn’t lie. he just gets confused.

throwing “bones” and such.

Comment by O. Bigfoot — January 12, 2008 @ 3:55 am

Which, fortunately for the USA, she ignored and laughed at. Couseling on being president from W is like counseling on being a patriot from you. Useless and counterproductive.

The Republicans would have the government intervene in every major life decision. Who to marry. Whether to have a child or not. Whether to keep a child or give it up for adoption. Whether you can even use birth control. Whether you can stick tab A only into slot A or if you can also stick it into Slot B every once in a while, or heaven forbid, slot C.

Anyone know how to get one of these?
;)

Comment by O. Bigfoot

You can’t speak to or for anyone including yourself lying troll

-GSD

Why do idiots like him get ANY attention?

It’s the only explanation left.