Comments on: Alberto Gonzales on ‘truth.’

By: zuch

zuch — Wed, 20 Feb 2008 01:58:07 +0000

["Seedy" Gonzales]: I take comfort in the fact that I have always told the truth, worked hard as my father did, stayed true to my values by doing my best, and having stepped into the arena, I have served my country.

Oh. So he still hasn’t stopped lying. In other news, dog bites man.

Cheers,

By: tombaker

tombaker — Tue, 19 Feb 2008 21:06:20 +0000

…and then milk shot out everyone’s noses.

By: singe_101

singe_101 — Tue, 19 Feb 2008 20:23:16 +0000

He only led the Justice Department, how could he judge his career?

Besides, the two weeks he can recall is a lot of time to look over.

By: sacopenapa

sacopenapa — Tue, 19 Feb 2008 19:38:36 +0000

I don’t RECALL Gonzo ever telling the truth!

By: texaslady

texaslady — Tue, 19 Feb 2008 19:07:01 +0000

Step away when Gonzalez speaks for the lightening will strike.

By: nofltwlt

nofltwlt — Tue, 19 Feb 2008 18:07:59 +0000

After such a patriotic sounding crock of shit he should have finished off by blowing his own brains out right there on stage – as a true traitor who did a disservice to himself and his country.

By: bratboy

bratboy — Tue, 19 Feb 2008 17:46:31 +0000

What an absolute liar. I’m surprised his nose is not three miles long, ala pinocchio.

By: TXProgressive

TXProgressive — Tue, 19 Feb 2008 17:38:27 +0000

I take comfort in the fact that I have always told the truth, worked hard as my father did, stayed true to my values by doing my best, and having stepped into the arena, I have served my country.

And just miliseconds after uttering these words, Gonzo imploded into flames.

By: Shayne

Shayne — Tue, 19 Feb 2008 17:27:46 +0000

Ooh, I’d like to pitch in for the upgrade to the overheated steel rods for the Spankertronic.

By: RUCerious

RUCerious — Tue, 19 Feb 2008 17:25:09 +0000

Gonzo reminds me of a line from the original muppet, Ralph, the dog, on the old Jimmy Dean variety show.

Jimmy had just done a stupid card trick involving tearing the entire deck into confetti, then tossing it in the air.

Ralph’s comment:

“The man has NO shame.”

By: ralph the wonder llama

ralph the wonder llama — Tue, 19 Feb 2008 17:23:42 +0000

Truly, this administration has demonstrated the Peter Principle: people rise to their level of incompetence.

Comment by Viking â€” February 19, 2008 @ 11:30 am

I think this is one area where BushCo has exceeded its own modest aims: the incompetence of people in BushCo generally far outstrips the positions to which they rise. And when you’re talking about positions like the Attorney General, the Secretary of War and the President of the United States, that takes A LOT of incompetence.

By: jb

jb — Tue, 19 Feb 2008 17:07:50 +0000

“I don’t recall” him telling the truth.

By: RUCerious

RUCerious — Tue, 19 Feb 2008 17:05:45 +0000

TRoS ~ Action figures sold separately!

By: The Republic of Stupidity

The Republic of Stupidity — Tue, 19 Feb 2008 16:52:42 +0000

Oh I was hoping the Spankertronic used steel rods.

Comment by Shayne â€” February 19, 2008 @ 11:17 am

Actually, the Spankertronic 5000 is built to be adaptable. We offer an entire range of paddles, rods, etc, to fit all your punishment needs.

By: ForTruth

ForTruth — Tue, 19 Feb 2008 16:50:18 +0000

“I can’t find any mention of Habeus Corpus in the Constitution” a-la Gonzo.

By: impeachcheneythenbush

impeachcheneythenbush — Tue, 19 Feb 2008 16:39:21 +0000

After you’ve seen and heard all that this administration has done (and it fills books), can you still continue to believe that our own government wasn’t at least complicit in 9-11?

By: Doc Rock

Doc Rock — Tue, 19 Feb 2008 16:34:33 +0000

He’s disgraced himself, his family and all those who supported his rise to high office. Que lastima!

By: Uncle Ho

Uncle Ho — Tue, 19 Feb 2008 16:34:20 +0000

Gonzo sez: “there is no constitutional right to truth.”

By: PatrioticLiberalChristian

PatrioticLiberalChristian — Tue, 19 Feb 2008 16:31:19 +0000

Comment by Shayne â€” February 19, 2008 @ 11:22 am

I would not be surprised if the RNC is actually paying. Gotta catapult the propoganda to the next generation of voters.

By: Viking

Viking — Tue, 19 Feb 2008 16:30:33 +0000

He sounds like a Bush clone! And look at how he avoided the question. Nobody asked him how history would judge, he was asked how he would judge his own career. And he won’t even try. Truly, this administration has demonstrated the Peter Principle: people rise to their level of incompetence.