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Monica Goodling engaged to conservative blogger.

Monica Goodling, the former White House Liason for the Justice Department who played a central role in the U.S. attorney scandal, is reportedly engaged to RedState founder Michael Krempasky. The “story” of Goodling and Krempasky — whom Above the Law deigns a “power couple” — “goes back more than a decade and originates outside the Beltway.”



43 Responses to “Monica Goodling engaged to conservative blogger.”

  1. desaparecido says:

    yeah..both their moms belonged to a freedom haters support group. that’s how they met.
    http://www.tshirtinsurgency.com


  2. TheRadicalRightisRadicallyWrong says:

    Truly a match made in hell.


  3. nanlichi says:

    There’s a strong argument for mandatory sterilization if there ever was one.


  4. belac says:

    The “story” of Goodling and Krempasky — whom Above the Law deigns a “power couple” — “goes back more than a decade and originates outside the Beltway.”

    Unfortunately, neither can recall the exact circumstances surrounding their first meeting- neither can recall the exact wording used in Krempasky’s proposal- and neither can recall exactly whose idea the marriage was in the first place… the couple is registered at Macy’s and will make their home at an undisclosed location.


  5. Uncle Ho says:

    I have the perfect wedding gift to send–a bag of dogshit.


  6. rastaman says:

    get married fast monica…..otherwise your honeymoon might be pre empted by the high crimes tribunal


  7. TheRadicalRightisRadicallyWrong says:

    Comment by Uncle Ho — February 26, 2008 @ 10:21 am

    Shoot and I was all set to order them monagramed matching orange jumpsuits… :0


  8. Uncle Ho says:

    RadRight; hey, those gifts would compliment each other (:-D)


  9. Mr. Evil says:

    I think I’m going to be sick. For the first time ever I’d actually rather read about anything related to Britney Spears.


  10. enaud says:

    “This just in: the super-fabulous Monica Goodling,” this is a quote from the Above the Law web site. Super-fabulous huh, sounds like a quote from a teeny bopper magazine.


  11. Shayne says:

    Do they allow conjugal visits in federal prisons?


  12. Marcus Aurelius says:

    Will her wedding vows or her oath of loyalty to GWB trump?


  13. Doc Rock says:

    I hope she have every happines which she deserves!


  14. The Republic of Stupidity says:

    Thanks a lot, Shayne. There’s goes any chance I had of keeping breakfast down this morning.


  15. Mr. Evil says:

    Monica Goodling: Future Stepford Wife.


  16. Leftside Annie says:

    Awwwww. Isn’t that special?


  17. PatrioticLiberalChristian says:

    How convoluted will there vows be? I wonder if they are having Gonzales write them?


  18. Shayne says:

    Thanks a lot, Shayne. There’s goes any chance I had of keeping breakfast down this morning.

    Comment by The Republic of Stupidity — February 26, 2008 @ 11:04 am

    Well if they tape the visits we could sell them as a diet aid, partner.


  19. Zooey says:

    I hope this marriage brings them everything they deserve.


  20. Shayne says:

    I hope this marriage brings them everything they deserve.

    Comment by Zooey — February 26, 2008 @ 11:38 am

    Well they’re getting each other …


  21. Mr. Evil says:

    The Best Man-toy, Jeff Gannon.


  22. natisman says:

    So what is her name going to be after marriage.

    Monica Goodling-Criminal-Pokemon, it’s long but fitting.


  23. McWars says:

    A request for immunity during their wedding vows seems to be in order.

    BTW, does this mean Monica and Dana have less bubbly shopping time on weekends?


  24. Ms_Joanne says:

    Oh, and I had the same thought now as when I read that Jenna Bush was engaged…Oh, how lovely. they are going to breed and give us more little Nazis. Isn’t that special.


  25. McWars says:

    Go on Monica and Michael, run off to your gated enclave, create more illiterate, narrow-minded children the world doesn’t need, then watch soon-to-be permanent progressive majority formally render all of you irrelevant.

    GFYs.


  26. McWars says:

    Comment by Ms_Joanne — February 26, 2008 @ 12:07 pm

    More legacy admissions, more talking points, more stealing elections. It runs in the reich family.


  27. tombaker says:

    gag…cough….choke….cough….puke.


  28. McWars says:

    Comment by Gin — February 26, 2008 @ 12:12 pm

    I get your point, but Reich Goodling doesn’t even deserve children –
    married or single. We don’t need more satanic parents corrupting youth by teaching children to think alike and only alike.


  29. ralph the wonder llama says:

    Comment by Cheap Gin — February 26, 2008 @ 12:12 pm

    And once again, Cheap Gin calls the troll’s favorite third-and-long play-action pass: imagine what a progressive would mean or say, then criticize the imagined, projected response as if it were real.

    Oh, too bad, the defense didn’t bite on the fake and they buried the QB for a big loss.


  30. ralph the wonder llama says:

    Nice try llama, I’m sure I must have misread the intent of that post.

    Comment by Bathtub Gin — February 26, 2008 @ 12:58 pm

    Can you point out where in that post Zooey suggested anything like what you implied that she suggested?

    No. Zooey made a simple statement. She did not elaborate on it. You, Cheap Bathtub Gin, assumed and attributed your assumptions to her.

    Then you criticized her for it.

    Pretty pathetic, when you think about it.

    Of course, if you don’t think about it, you can probably get away with thinking it’s fine. SOP for trolls.


  31. ralph the wonder llama says:

    Nice dodge.

    On second thought, it wasn’t even a nice dodge. It was a pretty sad dodge.


  32. Jeremy in Denver says:

    Ah. A match made in heaven….or a different, much warmer place, as the case may be…


  33. tombaker says:

    come 2009, those two will be lucky to get the rent paid selling diet-pills.


  34. Klem Kiddilehopper says:

    Shouldn’t both of them “Be Fixed?’


  35. --Blue Girl says:

    Dumbest. Babies. Ever.


  36. MCMetal says:

    Reich Goodling doesn’t even deserve children –
    Comment by McWars — February 26, 2008 @ 12:22 pm

    So a good “progressive” would decide who does or doesn’t “deserve” children? Maybe a democrat president and congress will honor us with new legislation to codify that sentiment.

    Comment by Gin — February 26, 2008 @ 1:12 pm

    Why not ?

    Shitbags like yourself have been claiming to know what a woman can or should do with her own body and an unknown guppy that you insist are children………….


  37. Leftside Annie says:

    WHOOP!! WHOOP!!

    STRAWMAN ALERT AT 35!!!!

    WHOOP!! WHOOP!!


  38. ralph the wonder llama says:

    Situation in hand, Annie.

    Bathtub Gin has been sent packing.


  39. Zooey says:

    Comment by Gin — February 26, 2008 @ 12:12 pm

    If that’s what YOU think they deserve….

    Anyone want to join me in roasting marshmallows over the strawman fire?


  40. ralph the wonder llama says:

    Pass me a marshmallow, Zoo. I’ve got a pointed stick.


  41. Marie says:

    1. Two adults have been dating for a decade — abstinence only?
    2. The thought of their parenting little clones of themselves is
    a frightening prospect for future generations.


  42. ralph the wonder llama says:

    Comment by Bathtub Gin — February 26, 2008 @ 5:29 pm

    Oh, it’s “misinterpreting”, is it?

    Is THAT what you call it when you make sh!t up and project it onto others, then criticize them for your imaginings?

    Troll linguistics fascinates me.


  43. marlow says:

    When will we hear the pitter-patter of little green boogers?



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