As Mike Huckabee gave his concession speech last night, news analysts were predicting that the former Arkansas governor may become a tv personality. “We’ve got a chair here he could fill,” said MSNBC Morning Joe co-host Mika Brzezinski. On Fox News, actor Stephen Baldwin said that “he would be reaching out to Mr. Huckabee to serve as a spokesperson for an organization called the Christian Values Network.”
Praise the Network and pass the collection plate!
March 5th, 2008 at 3:09 pm“We’ve got a chair here he could fill,†said MSNBC Morning Joe co-host Mika Brzezinski.
Of course. Because Scarborough, Tucker and Beck need help catapulting the propaganda.
March 5th, 2008 at 3:09 pmHe can provide counter programming for the Discovery Channel’s specials about dinosaurs.
March 5th, 2008 at 3:11 pmMrs. Chuckleknees could fill Tammy Fay Bakers spot.
March 5th, 2008 at 3:12 pmAnd get Tammy’s makeup artist off unemployment benefits.
Christian Values Network ?
lol, talk about an oxymoron…. stressing moron!
March 5th, 2008 at 3:12 pmJust what we need, one more bible thumping flat earther on the TeeVee…
March 5th, 2008 at 3:19 pmOh, goody!!
March 5th, 2008 at 3:19 pmI watched The Mike Huckabye Show back in the 1950s. Except back then his name was Soupy Sales.
March 5th, 2008 at 3:20 pmHe could have Ann Coulter perform some ‘perfecting’ exercises on Jewish members of the audience!
March 5th, 2008 at 3:24 pmA reality show where we can see his creepy kid kill dogs? Yee-Haw!
March 5th, 2008 at 3:25 pm…and how about that ugliest Baldwin brother, and his desperate bid to stay in showbiz by shilling for the bible-bangers?? must’ve been a choice between that and gay porn, and he was too fugly to do gay porn.
March 5th, 2008 at 3:30 pmAnyone else see the Campbell soup commercial where the cook discovers sea salt? The guy’s a ringer for the Huckster. The first time I saw it I did a double take. Maybe he’s already got a job in show biz.
March 5th, 2008 at 3:33 pmHmmm…I wonder what those values might be because goopers have no values. Well, other than money…olther people’s money.
Oh, and a ton o moolah for the Huckster.
March 5th, 2008 at 3:34 pm“We’ve got a chair here he could fill,†said MSNBC Morning Joe co-host Mika Brzezinski.
An electric chair ?
March 5th, 2008 at 3:37 pm…and how about that ugliest Baldwin brother….
Tombaker”
Imagine the conversations that go on at baldwin thanksgiving table between Alec and Fugly.
March 5th, 2008 at 3:38 pmHe’ll be your Huckleberry.
March 5th, 2008 at 3:39 pmBut God told that psycho Daryll that Mike would be Presnut…guess Daryll’s God is a liar or Daryll is a liar, and we can all guess which one of those choices are true.
March 5th, 2008 at 3:40 pm“he would be reaching out to Mr. Huckabee to serve as a spokesperson for an organization called the Christian Values Network.â€
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Is this “Christian Values Network” going to be another misnomer? Sort of like “Moral Majority”, which was neither?
March 5th, 2008 at 3:40 pmBut God told that psycho Daryll that Mike would be Presnut…guess Daryll’s God is a liar or Daryll is a liar, and we can all guess which one of those choices are true.
Comment by Buckie Boy — March 5, 2008 @ 3:40 pm
I suspect that we won’t see Daryll for awhile. Either that, or he’ll be here claiming that “president-elect” Huckabee is still God’s plan. Even if that implies God plans for McCain to either drop out or drop dead.
March 5th, 2008 at 3:43 pmI think that he would be very good at selling snake-oil…
March 5th, 2008 at 3:44 pmBut God told that psycho Daryll that Mike would be Presnut…guess Daryll’s God is a liar or Daryll is a liar, and we can all guess which one of those choices are true.
Comment by Buckie Boy — March 5, 2008 @ 3:40 pm
I suspect that we won’t see Daryll for awhile. Either that, or he’ll be here claiming that “president-elect†Huckabee is still God’s plan. Even if that implies God plans for McCain to either drop out or drop dead.
Comment by missmolly — March 5, 2008 @ 3:43 pm
McInsane is actually alive !?!?!?!
I always believed he was just a regenerated zombie-type creature………..
March 5th, 2008 at 3:45 pmSo this is what Huckabuck was running for? Rudi runs to get work for his Law firm and speaking engagements? Ron Paul runs because he’s nuts and MacBush wants to be like the folks who have a brain?
The RePUG Wizard of OZ
March 5th, 2008 at 3:48 pmBob – I think Alec got most of the brains, too, so the Thankgiving scenario likely involves physical domination and screaming, cying capitulation.
“Say “I’m an idiot”!”
“No!”
“Say it, or I’m not letting you up!”
“No!”
(twist, crunch)
“Moooooooooommmmmm, Alec’s beating me up again!! WAAAAHHH!”
March 5th, 2008 at 3:49 pmI watched The Mike Huckabye Show back in the 1950s. Except back then his name was Soupy Sales.
Comment by Badmoodman — March 5, 2008 @ 3:20 pm
You take that back! Don’t be bad-talking Soupy Sales or you’ll be in the doghouse with me.
March 5th, 2008 at 3:56 pmDon’t be bad-talking Soupy Sales or you’ll be in the doghouse with me.
Comment by gummitch — March 5, 2008 @ 3:56 pm
For my money, Soupy’s greatest contribution to American culture was the inclusion of his two sons in David Bowie’s late-eighties garage band experiment, Tin Machine.
March 5th, 2008 at 4:01 pmHey! Maybe the Huckster couild have Daryll on his show, mooning over the latest greatest scam that Pastor Jennings has come up with, like the chaste prostitute scam in Rio!
March 5th, 2008 at 4:02 pmWhite Fang says, Reh, ohh Reow!!
March 5th, 2008 at 4:02 pmLOL natisman@22
The Republicans of Oz and their journey down that yellow brick road to oblivion. hehe
March 5th, 2008 at 4:03 pmBut God told that psycho Daryll that Mike would be Presnut…guess Daryll’s God is a liar or Daryll is a liar, and we can all guess which one of those choices are true.
Comment by Buckie Boy — March 5, 2008 @ 3:40 pm
Actually, I heard that the Huckster’s concession triggered the Rapture. Daryll and the other 143,999 Truly Faithful, God’s Gross, are happily stringing harps. Funny.
Soon we won’t even remember them.
March 5th, 2008 at 4:06 pm“We’ve got a chair here he could fill,†said MSNBC Morning Joe co-host Mika Brzezinski.
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Because “Morning Joe” ratings aren’t already pretty much in the toilet , you want to see how low they can go by adding another GOP loser who is as crappy a player on bass as Scaborough is on guitar ?
Who in the hell runs MSNBC ? Moe , Larry and Curly ?
March 5th, 2008 at 4:18 pmWho in the hell runs MSNBC ? Moe , Larry and Curly ?
Comment by MCMetal — March 5, 2008 @ 4:18 pm
My guess is Shemp.
March 5th, 2008 at 4:20 pmYeah. Perfect. He can hawk those Jesus action figures with glow-in-the-dark hands!!
March 5th, 2008 at 4:23 pmDO NOT get too comfortable, Huck Huckabee still intends to cast that spell on the IRS.
March 5th, 2008 at 4:25 pmHuckabee will warm up to McCain, even w/o the VP nod.
Why?
He wants that appointment….
March 5th, 2008 at 4:28 pm…as Commissioner (Disabler) of the IRS!!
March 5th, 2008 at 4:28 pma spokesperson for an organization called the Christian Values Network.
Like the Home Shopping Network?
“Getchyour indulgences today! Call now, and with your order of three indulgences, we’ll ship another three absolutely free….”
Cheers,
March 5th, 2008 at 4:45 pmDaily Show Correspondent.
Or Colbert Report special reporter.
:)
March 5th, 2008 at 4:52 pm“Christian Values Network”
March 5th, 2008 at 6:24 pmThat’s sorta like Burn, Plilage and Rape, eh?
Who would Jesus defraud??????????????????????????????
he’ll be on “Dancing With The Stars” in 2009.
March 5th, 2008 at 7:14 pmactor Stephen Baldwin said that “he would be reaching out to Mr. Huckabee to serve as a spokesperson for an organization called the Christian Values Network.â€
Hey, Huck has already an actor to do this! Dare to steal it from Chuck Norris, and you’ll know the pain of a roundhouse kick!
March 5th, 2008 at 8:37 pm.
Maybe UpChuckabee can team up with Steven and talk about the value of bragging about how many people he’s sent to their death…
… Them some Christian values, NO?
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March 6th, 2008 at 1:47 am“The Mike Huckabee Show?”
¡¡ YAWN ¡¡
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March 6th, 2008 at 3:16 am