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AEI Awards Loyal Bushie John Howard With Its Annual ‘Irving Kristol Award’

howard1.jpg While in office, Australian Prime Minister John Howard was one of President Bush’s “staunchest allies,” supporting the Iraq war and refusing to sign the Kyoto Protocol. Last year, frustrated Australians voted Howard’s party out of power in a “humiliating defeat.” His support of Bush also cost him his own constituent election, making Howard the first sitting prime minister to lose his seat in Parliament since 1929.

Misery loves company. Last night, Howard joined some of his fellow fallen neocons — including Paul Wolfowitz, John Bolton, and Scooter Libby — at an annual dinner hosted by the American Enterprise Institute (AEI). AEI presented Howard with its annual “Irving Kristol Award” for being “one of the world’s most successful democratic politicians.”

Making his first major speech since losing the election, Howard wasted no time providing his hosts with some conservative red meat. He warned of the threat of “Islamic fascism,” boasted that the “surge” in Iraq is “beginning to bear fruit,” said that viewing the Iraq war as a distraction from fighting terrorism is “naive and dangerous,” extolled “traditional” marriage, and proclaimed a “major ideological battle” against the left:

The dominant left-liberal elements in the media in both our countries apparently cannot bring themselves to acknowledge good news stories coming out of Baghdad. [...]

Those who hold to conservative values continue to face a major ideological battle.

The left liberal grip on educational institutions and large, though not all, sections of the media remains intense.

Howard’s speech can serve as a preview to the future: he recently signed with the prominent Washington Speaker’s Bureau, a move that allows him to follow in the footsteps of a number of unemployed, but loyal Bushies, including Rudy Giuliani, Andy Card, Tony Snow and Scott McClellen.

Indeed, Howard’s speech has already won an admirer. Writing about the event at the National Review Online, Mark Steyn called Howard a “great man” and then asked: “Any chance of a quickie constitutional amendment to enable Howard to run for President?”



55 Responses to “AEI Awards Loyal Bushie John Howard With Its Annual ‘Irving Kristol Award’”

  1. missmolly says:

    There are other world leaders besides Howard who have fallen from power because of their support of Bushco. Are there enough awards to give to Blair, Musharref, etc.?

    ~ Miss Hussein Molly


  2. The Republic of Stupidity says:

    “Those who hold to conservative values continue to face a major ideological battle…”

    Ya mean John, like trying to convince the sane % of the population that the Earth really is only 6,000 years old?

    The Peoples’ Islamic Republic of Stupidity (A Safe Off-Shore Haven for All the Husseins of the World!)


  3. katy says:

    why is that man crying?


  4. The Republic of Stupidity says:

    “a number of unemployed, but loyal Bushies…”

    Boy, now THAT’s a phrase we’ll be seeing more of… especially that “unemployed” part!

    The Peoples’ Islamic Republic of Stupidity (A Safe Off-Shore Haven for All the Husseins of the World!)


  5. Mr. Evil says:

    If 10,000 troops died in one day they’s still say the surge is working. Just how stupid and selfish are these people?


  6. The Republic of Stupidity says:

    why is that man crying?

    Comment by katy — March 6, 2008 @ 1:29 pm

    The picture was taken the morning after the election, katy.

    Or perhaps after that ridiculous picture of he and Bush in those Harry Potter/Sorcerer Robes got posted around the world and he realized how silly he looked…


  7. Bobwurst says:

    I’m guessing that mushareff will need a posthumous award if bush waits much longer. He’s a prime canditate for dragging through the streets by an angry mob


  8. ralph the wonder llama says:

    “Those who hold to conservative values continue to face a major ideological battle…”

    Could that be because conservative values, having been tried in governments across the globe, have continued to fail the societies on which they’ve been imposed?

    – Ralph Hussein Wonder Llama


  9. katy says:

    … Mark Steyn called Howard a “great man”…

    it’s so easy to fall for those accents…

    i get all weak kneed and soft inside too…


  10. rastaman says:

    now that he’s been booted out of his own country….where’s he going to go when Bush and Cheney are in jail and the new AG is on the hunt to root out the rest of the fascist america haters?


  11. toasterhead says:

    I’m guessing that mushareff will need a posthumous award if bush waits much longer. He’s a prime canditate for dragging through the streets by an angry mob

    Comment by Bobwurst — March 6, 2008 @ 1:31 pm

    You’d be surprised how many “prime candidates for angry mobbery” can hang on to power for decades – particularly when the U.S. government is propping them up.

    - Hussein Toasterhead


  12. jb says:

    Indeed, Howard’s speech has already won an admirer. Writing about the event at the National Review Online, Mark Steyn called Howard a “great man” and then asked: “Any chance of a quickie constitutional amendment to enable Howard to run for President?”

    Filed under: Radical Right, Iraq

    Posted by Ben at 1:20 pm

    Sounds like more men’s room toe tapping from the right. They need to get over it, the conservative movement is DEAD, choked by their own hubris.


  13. Mr. Evil says:

    Steyn said “quickie.”


  14. TheRadicalRightisRadicallyWrong says:

    “…presented Howard with its annual “Irving Kristol Award” for being “one of the world’s most successful democratic politicians.”

    Am I missing someting here… now their calling themselves “Democratic”?


  15. IgnoranceIsNotBliss says:

    AEI Awards Loyal Bushie John Howard With Its Annual ‘Irving Kristol Award’

    From the look on Howard’s face, that award looks pretty painful.


  16. A Patriot Acting says:

    Two thoughts:

    1- The “Irving Kristol Award”-Anyone know what it looks like? My guess is an overly-exaggerated uncircumcised prick (kinda like it’s namesake).

    2- How much further trouble could this Country and the world be spared with just one surgical drone attack on one of these AEI Rightard fascist war-mongering circle jerk parties?


  17. ralph the wonder llama says:

    Mark Steyn called Howard a “great man” and then asked: “Any chance of a quickie constitutional amendment to enable Howard to run for President?”

    Yeah, ’cause that’s just what we need — another failed right-winger.

    Not to mention he’d just be another immigrant taking an American job. But I guess it’s okay, since it would be the Republicans who would be rushing through a “quickie constitutional amendment” to make it legal.

    Too bad they don’t have a decent candidate of their own to run.


  18. sacopenapa says:

    John Howard is an irrelevant imbecil. I vote against him every election! Finaly last year he was kicked out of office for his support for Bush. He also lied to the Asutralian people, using the same absurd lies Bush did, in order to get Asutralia involved with America’s war crimes. John Howard and Alexander Downer, Ex-Foringner minister, are War Criminals! …But, as I said, they are completely irrelevant now!


  19. A Patriot Acting says:

    Sorry, I forgot-

    Al Hussein Patriot Acting all Muslim like


  20. gummitch says:

    1- The “Irving Kristol Award”-Anyone know what it looks like? My guess is an overly-exaggerated uncircumcised prick (kinda like it’s namesake).

    Comment by A Patriot Acting — March 6, 2008 @ 1:42 pm

    Uncircumcised? Uh, I don’t think so.

    –gumhusseinmitch


  21. ralph the wonder llama says:

    Am I missing someting here… now their calling themselves “Democratic”?

    Comment by TheRadicalRightisRadicallyWrong — March 6, 2008 @ 1:40 pm

    Probably only a matter of time before Faux News identifies Barack Obama as (R-IL).

    You know, that whole “black is white” thing is gonna get there eventually. Once they’ve trashed their own brand name, they’ll have to try to appropriate one that hasn’t been soiled.


  22. Vet says:

    #10. Man I wish that were true, but my heart tells me that nobody in the Bush Crime Family (with the minor exception of Libby) will EVER be held accountable for their crimes.

    But I really, really hope I’m wrong. To the gallows with them all!!!

    ~ L. Hussein Vet


  23. Shayne says:

    The “Irving Kristol Award”, that’s like sh*tting in your pants and being proud of it.


  24. gummitch says:

    The “Irving Kristol Award”, that’s like sh*tting in your pants and being proud of it.

    Comment by Shayne — March 6, 2008 @ 1:49 pm

    Shayne’s got a way with words, I must say. Bashful, though.

    –gumachmedbinhusseinmitch


  25. Shayne says:

    Uncircumcised? Uh, I don’t think so.

    –gumhusseinmitch

    Comment by gummitch — March 6, 2008 @ 1:45 pm

    Good one gumhusseinmitch.

    Shayne Hussein


  26. jpopphan says:

    Oh, I so love the joke about that “liberal media”. I am still looking for it and haven’t found it yet. If the media were as “liberal” as the neocons claim it is, then how the hell did we ever end up in Iraq?

    Now, as to educational institutions, again we have the canard that they’re all “liberal”. Again, would that it were so. True, most universities are seen as “liberal” by many conservatives, but since we’re talking about academics and scientists I think that they are confusing truth with “liberal”. Well, I give them that one since we all know that truth has a liberal bias.

    John Howard is a joke and will probably be remembered by Australians with the same “fondness” that we Americans will remember Bush.


  27. Shayne says:

    Shayne’s got a way with words, I must say. Bashful, though.

    –gumachmedbinhusseinmitch

    Demure is my middle name. Husseing is my second middle name.

    Shayne Demure Hussein


  28. theswan says:

    So, all those draft dodging warhawks nested to have a cry for themselves?


  29. TheRadicalRightisRadicallyWrong says:

    “Probably only a matter of time before Faux News identifies Barack Obama as (R-IL).

    …. Once they’ve trashed their own brand name, they’ll have to try to appropriate one that hasn’t been soiled.”

    Comment by ralph the wonder llama — March 6, 2008 @ 1:45 pm

    ;) They are the world-wide-heavyweight-champeens of double-speak!

    Unfortunately, the dems are doing a pretty good job of trashing their own brand name right now with their complete and utter lack of holding these bastards accountable and caving in every chance they get.


  30. muzz says:

    You know, I think that one of the biggest problems with these creeps is that they can’t play with any other kids. They have to have ALL the money, control EVERYTHING, and want THEIR way with ever issue (social, etc). They can’t compromise, or share the wealth, or power, or anything – and I’m so glad to see that they are becoming more marginalized all the time.


  31. ralph the wonder llama says:

    Unfortunately, the dems are doing a pretty good job of trashing their own brand name right now with their complete and utter lack of holding these bastards accountable and caving in every chance they get.

    Comment by TheRadicalRightisRadicallyWrong — March 6, 2008 @ 1:59 pm

    No argument there.

    And I doubt that it is simply a preemptive spiking of their own artillery.


  32. 2MillionLightYearsToAndromeda says:

    A Little History on Irving Kristol and Neo-Conservatism…

    Neoconservatism is a mental illness. It originated from a man named Leo Strauss. Straussianism was brought to America by Bill Kristol’s father Irving.

    Straussians believe in two things: (1) The “Noble Lie” and (2) You and I need Kings to make decisions for us because we are too stupid.
    Strauss,…believed in the inherent inequality of humanity. Most people, he taught, are too stupid to make informed decisions about their political affairs. Elite philosophers must decide on affairs of state for us. Strauss believed that allowing citizens to govern themselves will lead, inevitably, to terror and tyranny, as the Weimar Republic succumbed to the Nazis in the 1930s.

    A ruling elite of political philosophers must make those decisions because it is the only group smart enough. And it must resort to deception — Strauss’s “noble lie” — to protect citizens from themselves. The elite must hide the truth from the public by writing in code. Using metaphors and cryptic language, philosophers communicated one message for the elite, and another message for “the unsophisticated general population”.
    For Strauss, the art of concealment and secrecy was among the greatest legacies of antiquity.


  33. missmolly says:

    Demure is my middle name. Husseing is my second middle name.

    Shayne Demure Hussein

    Comment by Shayne — March 6, 2008 @ 1:53 pm

    What happened to “Queen”? I hope you didn’t get demoted!

    ~ Miss Hussein Molly


  34. Leftside Annie says:

    What fun!

    Let’s all hang out in a room with lots of other pathetic losers who have rolled-up socks stuffed in their pants excitedly leg-humping each other – !

    Woot.

    ~Hussein Annie


  35. toasterhead says:

    Let’s all hang out in a room with lots of other pathetic losers who have rolled-up socks stuffed in their pants excitedly leg-humping each other – !

    Woot.

    ~Hussein Annie

    Comment by Leftside Annie — March 6, 2008 @ 2:21 pm

    Awww, but the Republican National Convention isn’t until September. What if we don’t want to wait that long???


  36. Leporello says:

    A constitional amendment to allow someone even crazier than Bush to run for office?!?!?! Yet another new low! As I’ve said before, stupidity is superior to the speed of light. Why? Because, unlike the speed of light, stupidity has no limit.
    Impeach Cheney and Bush and Save the Constitution!

    Hussein Bin Leporello.


  37. tombaker says:

    Isn’t Howard that loser from Australia, who got run out of office for kissing too much Bushbutt??

    Now he’s joining the “Old Paranoid Reactionary Righty Blowhard Guild”

    well, bfd.


  38. Leftside Annie says:

    36 – toasterhead — Just turn on FUX and watch Billo ‘n Sean ‘n Beck. That’ll hold you til the RNC. ;o)

    ~Hussein Annie


  39. RUCerious says:

    Band of Losers.


  40. RUCerious says:

    Throw another loser on the barbie, mate!
    RHUsseinCerious


  41. toasterhead says:

    36 – toasterhead — Just turn on FUX and watch Billo ‘n Sean ‘n Beck. That’ll hold you til the RNC. ;o)

    ~Hussein Annie

    Comment by Leftside Annie — March 6, 2008 @ 2:36 pm

    Yay!

    Don’t forget the Brown Haired Guy Who Isn’t Steve Doocy!


  42. LividLib says:

    Ahhhh, Shut Up!

    - Bugs Hussein Bunny


  43. ForTruth says:

    “Shut up shuttin’ up”

    -Bugs Hussein Bunny


  44. tarazan says:

    That’s a shameful award. It is the Oscar of Neocons.
    Howard shamed Ausralia by licking feet of Krisrols and Neocons, flying thousands of miles from Australia to get this stinking award.
    Howard still lusting for power,after Australians got rid of him and his policies.


  45. ForTruth says:

    Liberals “grip” educational institutions because pukes aren’t interested in education. Pukes don’t want to teach due to the low pay. Pukes don’t want to help others.

    Facts and education have a liberal bias.


  46. ThinkBalanced says:

    How could he honestly make such a bold statement about the “left leaning” media? I contend this site–and the comments contained within its message board–to be pretty representative of the middle-of-the-road point of view, right? It’s even-handed to call Republicans “Bushies” and “pukes,” right?


  47. ralph the wonder llama says:

    I contend this site–and the comments contained within its message board–to be pretty representative of the middle-of-the-road point of view, right? It’s even-handed to call Republicans “Bushies” and “pukes,” right?

    Comment by ThinkBalanced — March 6, 2008 @ 3:07 pm

    Oh, wow. I’ve never actually seen a dishonest conflation at its spring-fed source before.


  48. ThinkBalanced says:

    If this was honest dialogue, any dissenters would not be immediately marginalized as “trolls” and other points of view would at least be entertained.


  49. Cal Malenky says:

    Send Howard to his prison camp on Nauru for retirement.


  50. ForTruth says:

    Did Good_Golly reinvent itself?


  51. flavorino says:

    A Little History on Irving Kristol and Neo-Conservatism…

    Neoconservatism is a mental illness. It originated from a man named Leo Strauss. Straussianism was brought to America by Bill Kristol’s father Irving.

    Straussians believe in two things: (1) The “Noble Lie” and (2) You and I need Kings to make decisions for us because we are too stupid.
    Strauss,…believed in the inherent inequality of humanity. Most people, he taught, are too stupid to make informed decisions about their political affairs. Elite philosophers must decide on affairs of state for us. Strauss believed that allowing citizens to govern themselves will lead, inevitably, to terror and tyranny, as the Weimar Republic succumbed to the Nazis in the 1930s.

    A ruling elite of political philosophers must make those decisions because it is the only group smart enough. And it must resort to deception — Strauss’s “noble lie” — to protect citizens from themselves. The elite must hide the truth from the public by writing in code. Using metaphors and cryptic language, philosophers communicated one message for the elite, and another message for “the unsophisticated general population”.
    For Strauss, the art of concealment and secrecy was among the greatest legacies.

    Comment by 2MillionLightYearsToAndromeda — March 6, 2008 @ 2:07 pm

    Thanks that explains alot, but …
    I’m not sure if that means that Little Billy Kristol is wrong all the time because his brains are scrambled or because he is lying all the time.


  52. Leftside Annie says:

    49 – Har har har!!! Just like “other points of view would at least be entertained” at RedState and other right-whinge sites.

    Boo-frickety-hoo, tittybaby.


  53. tombaker says:

    thinkbalanced???

    wtf is that, a new breakfast cereal from Fox??

    “concern-trolling” is so 2005 – do try to catch up, won’t you??


  54. deon says:

    now you all have honest john over there with all his neofriends, please keep him on display as a fossil of Neanderthal man –
    no one wants him back down here -
    with a bit of luck he’ll offer to help the cons loose their seats


  55. christopher wiwi says:

    A BUSHCO CRIME FAMILY member from “DOWN UNDER”. How refreshing!!!!!



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