In a conference call today, House Speaker Nancy Pelosi (D-CA), a Catholic herself, condemned Sen. John McCain (R-AZ) for accepting the endorsement of Pastor John Hagee, who has called the Catholic Church “The Great Whore,” an “apostate church,” the “anti-Christ,” and a “false cult system.’” The Huffington Post reports:
“That behavior is outside the circle of civilized debate in our democracy,” Pelosi said during a Thursday conference call. “I certainly think John McCain should reject his endorsement and I’m sure it won’t be long before he does.”
And YOU should should be holding impeachment proceedings!!
Shut up!
March 6th, 2008 at 7:33 pm"pastor" hagee.
the man who scares the trolls back into their troll holes!
~ joe hussein cantwell
March 6th, 2008 at 7:35 pmMcCain should reject and denounce Hagee.
Frosty Hussein Cupcake
March 6th, 2008 at 7:37 pmComment by Billy Hill — March 6, 2008 @ 7:36 pm
no billy, it's your friend "pastor" hagee.
eh?
~ joe hussein cantwell
March 6th, 2008 at 7:38 pmHagee is nothing more than a fat, loud-mouthed, little hypochristian toad. Everyone in the world should reject his fat a**!
March 6th, 2008 at 7:39 pmpoor ol johnnymac
laid down with the dogs
and got up with the fleas
jus' like ol Billy went n'done...
poor ol billy t. bass
March 6th, 2008 at 7:40 pmComment by GL2814 — March 6, 2008 @ 7:39 pm
yes but he does put the fear of god into the trolls!
~ joe hussein cantwell
March 6th, 2008 at 7:41 pmHagee is nothing more than a fat, loud-mouthed, little hypochristian toad. Everyone in the world should reject his fat a**!
Comment by GL2814
Save yourself the time and just say he's a republican.
BobHusseinwurst
March 6th, 2008 at 7:41 pmPelosi, screw McDepends and his campaign.
DO YOUR FRIGGIN JOB! Protect the constitution. IMPEACH!
If you can't do that, you're useless to the entire nation. Resign in shame you worthless b!tch.
March 6th, 2008 at 7:44 pmWait, let me fix that...
You worthless, traitorous b!tch!
March 6th, 2008 at 7:47 pmPeople seem to get more hot under the collar when it comes to superstitions and rites and tenets of religion than they do about our Constitution and our country.
March 6th, 2008 at 7:48 pm12 - well, we are just fancy monkeys, after all. it's a wonder we're not already extinct as a result of our own actions.
March 6th, 2008 at 7:55 pmOh, oh, oh...now she cares!!!
This MORON cares more about Jeebus than MY CONSTITUTION????
Get lost loser!!!! This is a country of laws and not your Jeebus, fancy cross jewelry, rosary beads and otherwise supertitious sh+t!!!
PollLooser needs to be replaced fast!!!
March 6th, 2008 at 7:57 pm12 - well, we are just fancy monkeys, after all. it’s a wonder we’re not already extinct as a result of our own actions.
Comment by tombaker
Man, is that correct...Spend a few days in So. Cal. traffic and you would wonder this also. How did we put a man on the moon? Fancy monkeys is right!
Strat - Hussein - Rat
March 6th, 2008 at 7:58 pmSorry, I forget to sign my venom at #1.
~Hussein Zooey
March 6th, 2008 at 8:10 pmmy god can kick your god's ass!
keep the kids in the sand box.
March 6th, 2008 at 8:23 pmA thousand citizens of New Orleans deserved to die because of...hommasekshuls. Hagee's got the kind of thinking that would make osama proud. I wonder what buildings he would blow up if he wasn't such a sick, weak little toad.
March 6th, 2008 at 8:25 pmWell, marhusseinlow,
Bin Laden didn't blow up any buildings, he sent his own ignorant minions to do what he wouldn't do. Don't think for a minute that hagee wouldn't send some right wing stooge to kill if he thought he could get away with it.
BobHusseinwurst
March 6th, 2008 at 8:30 pm#19 - obl isnt the 911 mastermind.
March 6th, 2008 at 8:31 pmAttn: Alice the Goon Golly
Wait, let me fix that…
You worthless, traitorous b!tch!
Comment by Ms_Joanne
And YOU should should be holding impeachment proceedings!!
Shut up!
Comment by Zooey
WE HOLD EM ALL ACCOUNTABLE, R, D OR I, you lying scumbag.
March 6th, 2008 at 8:34 pmComment by Bobwurst — March 6, 2008 @ 8:30 pm
March 6th, 2008 at 8:41 pmSadly true. God save us from morons who think they know the mind of God, and send OTHERS to die in God's name.
Pelosi: McCain should reject Hagee endorsement:
Pelosi has no right to call on McCain to reject Hagee's endoresment.
Because we have both Democrats and Republicans in Congress screwing "we the people": Especially Nancy Pelosi.
I say, throw these war mongering, GWOT mongering imbeciles out of office.
Every last damn one of them. Especially the enablers: Pelosi and Conyers!
Troubled
March 6th, 2008 at 8:42 pm"Especially the enablers: Pelosi and Conyers!
Troubled Hussein Texan"
Interesting that you hold bush to a lower standard of behavior than dems. What part of Crawford are you from?
March 6th, 2008 at 8:46 pmComment by Rodham Gin — March 6, 2008 @ 8:39 pm
So why did you think Pelosi was f_cking up before?
Flag the bigot troll.
March 6th, 2008 at 8:50 pm#19 - obl isnt the 911 mastermind.
Comment by Fan of Hussein Man
Ok, annndddd?
BobHusseinwurst
March 6th, 2008 at 9:00 pmI had no idea that Pelosi was a catholic, that explains alot. She obviously takes her orders from pope ratzo. And Reid is an f’ing morman taking orders from Salt Lake City. Is it any wonder that the democrat party is so screwed up?
Comment by Rodham Gin — March 6, 2008 @ 8:39 pm
ROTFL!! So one week you claim she takes her orders from secular godless san franciscans, the next from the pope? ROTFL!! The confusion of a person having their OWN INTELLECT is really beyond you, isn't it sad little TARD? ROTFL!!
March 6th, 2008 at 9:20 pmComment by Rodham Gin — March 6, 2008 @ 8:39 pm
ginnie (you bigot) this a post about "pastor" hagee.
your friend.
eh?
~ joe hussein cantwell
March 6th, 2008 at 9:20 pmGin, you and your brainless ilk are explosed. You all are in it for the money.
Your views are meaningless. Just like your life. Go eat your cake, you c**t.
http://www.opednews.com/articles/genera_melinda__070817_phyllis_schlafly_s_c.htm
March 6th, 2008 at 9:53 pm#30 - get over yourself - nobody gives a sh*t. you think if i had artillery, i'd waste it on you?? cute.
#31 - 10-4, american taliban. another thorn for your crown. yippee. bless'ed be ye, n'stuff.
March 6th, 2008 at 9:54 pmOh goody...the praise the Flying Spaghetti Monster and pass the sauce crowd hath arrived.
Amen. Leftovers!
March 6th, 2008 at 9:55 pmComment by Rodham Gin — March 6, 2008 @ 9:35 pm
Get back in your basement.
~Hussein Zooey
March 6th, 2008 at 10:09 pmComment by Daryll — March 6, 2008 @ 10:08 pm
How about "God's choice" for president, Mike Huckabee?
I guess God was wrong, huh?
March 6th, 2008 at 10:11 pmIf Pelosi hasn’t followed Acts 2:38, she needs to be quiet and try to save her soul, based on this scripture, before she leaves this earth/Jesus returns. Pastor Hagee is right about righteousness. Until she saves her soul and begins to follow God’s principles, she is considered a satanist as well as hell-bound.
Comment by Daryll — March 6, 2008 @ 9:46 pm
And you haven't followed Acts 2:42 and given away all of your money, you need to be quite and try to save your humanity, perhaps you should look in the closet where you keep everything else important in your life?
Oh, you might want to look up the "judge not" part of that fairy tale you selectively ignore? Ok, tard?
March 6th, 2008 at 10:11 pmYour comment is distasteful. God never harmed you. Why mock him. Didn’t he wake you up this morning, give you a mind to think, as well your health and strength? Hell is real.
Comment by Daryll — March 6, 2008 @ 10:08 pm
ROTFL!! According to you EXTREMIST FREAKS God is the one that HARMS US everytime he KILLS OUR FAMILY MEMBERS and MAKES US SICK! Your CONTRADICTIONS REALLY ARE HYSTERICAL, you sick, self absorbed closet case!! ROTFL!!
March 6th, 2008 at 10:12 pmComment by Daryll — March 6, 2008 @ 10:08 pm
How about “God’s choice†for president, Mike Huckabee?
I guess God was wrong, huh?
Comment by Zooey — March 6, 2008 @ 10:11 pm
ROTFL!! For an ALL POWERFUL GOD, he sure does LOSE A LOT, doesn't he? (or was that SHE?) ROTFL!!
March 6th, 2008 at 10:13 pmDarryl, I'll take my chances.
And hell is here with intolerant and ignorant people like you who push your beliefs down the throats of others.
You have faith. I have science. They don't peacefully coexist.
There is no spoon.
March 6th, 2008 at 10:15 pmGod has a different plan for him. That is the beauty of God. He can instantly change your plans to benefit his will.
Comment by Daryll — March 6, 2008 @ 10:14 pm
That's mighty convenient, isn't it? Actually, it makes God a liar.
March 6th, 2008 at 10:17 pmNot God, but satan harms us. Satan uses people like Hugo Chavez, President Correa, the President of Nicaragua, FARC, Taliban, Al Queda, etc.
Comment by Daryll — March 6, 2008 @ 10:17 pm
BOO!!
Clean up on aisle 666...
March 6th, 2008 at 10:19 pm“I certainly think John McCain should reject his endorsement and I’m sure it won’t be long before he does.†-np
you're kidding, right?
mcSAME sought out this fat roach... why would he reject it?
i can't believe nancy made such a prophecy...
condemn the endorsement, sure, but to call for a rejection...
March 6th, 2008 at 10:19 pmwhy, that's all the reason any good righty needs to dig in...
jeesh...
Zooey! *SNAP! That one rocked.
March 6th, 2008 at 10:21 pmoh boy... i stepped into a fracus, didn't i?
heh... i might have some reading time to see what it's about...
nah...
March 6th, 2008 at 10:22 pm†Well done my good and faithful servantâ€.
Comment by Daryll — March 6, 2008 @ 10:20 pm
That'll do pig.
March 6th, 2008 at 10:22 pm(rolling eyes)
Whatever, Daryll, whatver.
I live my life by the golden rule. I wish your ilk would.
All cattle, no hat.
Walk the walk, don't just talk it.
March 6th, 2008 at 10:23 pmIf we have another terrorist attack, I am blaming her and those who support not approving this bill.
Comment by Daryll — March 6, 2008 @ 10:25 pm
Satan is influencing you to be a piss-soaked, bed-wetting fool.
March 6th, 2008 at 10:26 pmPPA isn't needed, Daryll. I know reading something other than the bible is against your rules, but they have FISA. They have the measures they need to protect us...if they bothered to read them.
Oh, that reading thing again.
Nevermind.
March 6th, 2008 at 10:28 pmThere is much more in the bible besides love.
Comment by Daryll — March 6, 2008 @ 10:28 pm
Those are Daryll's favorite parts. Song of Soloman -- Woo!! Hot!
God gets his rocks off on his Bible-porn.
March 6th, 2008 at 10:29 pmI wasn't talking about love. Compassion. Caring. Concern for others. Helping the poor. You know, all those little trivial things that Jesus was all about. Remember those little things?
No, I didn't think you would. Freak.
March 6th, 2008 at 10:30 pmI already agreed with you...hell IS real. You're it.
March 6th, 2008 at 10:31 pmSo we resort to name calling because you have no rebuttal to my statement. How foolish and unGod-like. Hell is real.
Comment by Daryll — March 6, 2008 @ 10:30 pm
I'm glad you included yourself in the name-calling, Daryll. I notice you always get all hurt about name-calling -- and then turn around and name-call in return.
God is watching you.
I've been to Hell. Satan told me to tell you "Hey."
March 6th, 2008 at 10:32 pmI think your answer will prove where you religously stand.
Comment by Daryll — March 6, 2008 @ 10:32 pm
I don't buy into the invisible sky fairy, Daryll.
I think for myself. I don't need Bible-porn.
March 6th, 2008 at 10:34 pmI had forgotten Pelosi was still around.
March 6th, 2008 at 10:34 pmZooey:
ZINNNGG!
Daryll:
PWNED!
Hey, Daryll, how's that chatting up married women, finding out that they're married, lamenting that 'when you're married you can't see other people', having her say 'Oh, I'm bi, I'm still looking for a girlfriend', then ranting about the evils of homosexuality and not sanctifying marriage not 5 seconds after you were disrespecting someone else's marriage coming?
Hehehe.
March 6th, 2008 at 10:34 pmAh, I see you take the pick and choose Jesus approach to religion.
Rich. Just rich.
March 6th, 2008 at 10:36 pmWhat about the Commandments, Sciptures on adultery, homosexuality, divorce, drinking strong drinks, etc.
Comment by Daryll — March 6, 2008 @ 10:34 pm
That pretty much fills up my calendar for Spring Break week.
March 6th, 2008 at 10:37 pmWhat about the Commandments, Sciptures on adultery, homosexuality, divorce, drinking strong drinks, etc.
Comment by Daryll — March 6, 2008 @ 10:34 pm
March 6th, 2008 at 10:37 pmYeah you repubs have violated all those too, while moralizing at the same time. Fabulous!!
Satan loves a sucker, pal. You'll fit right in.
March 6th, 2008 at 10:38 pmYour comment has proven that you support satan and his works.
Comment by Daryll — March 6, 2008 @ 10:37 pm
Are you judging me? God will get you for that, Daryll.
March 6th, 2008 at 10:40 pmWhat about the Commandments, Sciptures on adultery, homosexuality, divorce, drinking strong drinks, etc.
Comment by Daryll — March 6, 2008 @ 10:34 pm
You're talking about Repub Congressmen, right? I got here late.
March 6th, 2008 at 10:40 pmComment by Daryll — March 6, 2008 @ 10:34 pm
Aw, poor Daryll. It wants to only pay attention to the commandments (and not all of them!), adultery, homosexuality, divorce, and drinking strong drinks, and ignore the part about not 'casting the first stone' unless you are 'without sin', 'Doing unto others as you would have them do unto you', 'doing to the least of man as you would to Jesus himself', and remembering that the rich have as much a chance of getting into heaven as a camel has of going through the eye of a needle.
It's too rooted in the 'vengeful god' of the ancient peoples of the middle east. Why? Well, because it can belittle others while saying that it's on its way to God.
It has no idea that it's not really a Christian. It's a sad caricature of a hard-line Jew with fundamentalist tendencies, and it's one of the same type of people who had Jesus crucified almost two millinea ago.
How amusing.
How sad for it.
And how ironic.
It's just another of the 'Do as I say and not as I do' crowd, the same group of people who shag little boys the afternoon after their sermons about the evils of sex in the morning.
And the most amusing thing is...that it expects us to take it seriously.
BWAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
March 6th, 2008 at 10:41 pmNo, just giving facts based on biblical standards.
Comment by Daryll — March 6, 2008 @ 10:42 pm
You're trying to usurp God's authority over me and my earthly soul.
You are a hypocrite, Mr Semantic man.
March 6th, 2008 at 10:44 pmYes, there are a few that have fallen short, but there are also alot that have been misunderstood, for example: Senator Larry Craig.
Comment by Daryll — March 6, 2008 @ 10:43 pm
I understand my Senator very well. He's a tortured and closeted gay man, who is fearful of people like you judging him, so he remains in his dark closeted lifestyle -- occasionally becoming so desperate for the physical touch of a man, he resorts to desperate measures.
March 6th, 2008 at 10:47 pmPride goeth before the fall, daryll. Taketh thy pants in a little, my friend.
March 6th, 2008 at 10:49 pmWhat about the Commandments, Sciptures on adultery, homosexuality, divorce, drinking strong drinks, etc.
Comment by Daryll — March 6, 2008 @ 10:34 pm
Didn't you hear, Moses was doing psychedelic drugs when he "saw" the Ten Commandments. And still, he wasn't half as delusional as you. And you know why Dar-ill, because Jews didn't believe in the "literal" translation of the bible. Only you whack jobs came up with this stupid idea 1,400 years after Christ bought the farm.
Oh, I just spoke to Allah, he's saving a special place in hell just for you.
Shayne Hussein
March 6th, 2008 at 10:50 pmAnd what about the poor? The downtrodden?
How about you give a flying f**k about them per Jesus Christ, your lord and savior.
You can't pick and choose what part of Jesus you want to follow. Either you are a believer or you are NOTHING. You're lower than nothing.
Christ would never accept that, or you.
March 6th, 2008 at 10:50 pmI would never carry myself in that manner. I’m serious about bring souls to God’s Kingdom and respect my marriage. I love Jesus and refuse to follow the rules/laws of liberal popularity.
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Translation:
I would never carry myself in that manner.
...unless, of course, I could get away with it without being caught.
I’m serious about bring souls to God’s Kingdom and respect my marriage.
...at least, this is the image I portray to those gullible enough to accept it. After all, I have to keep up appearances.
I love Jesus and refuse to follow the rules/laws of liberal popularity.
...because I am all about looking down my nose at people that are 'beneath' me. I don't care that Jesus told me that Vengeance is God's or that only those who are without sin may stand in judgment of others. After all, that's liberal thought.
I'm just here to stir shit up and look down on other people. Oh, that's not Christian? Well, you can just go and Cheney yourself.
March 6th, 2008 at 10:51 pmThe bible says that I must be a witness for God and that I must tell of his good works to bring more people to his Kingdom.
Comment by Daryll — March 6, 2008 @ 10:48 pm
The bible also says you shouldn't worship where people can see you, and you're not supposed to brag about your faith.
Hypocrite
March 6th, 2008 at 10:52 pmI love Jesus and refuse to follow the rules/laws of liberal popularity.
Comment by Daryll — March 6, 2008 @ 10:40 pm
That's funny because Jesus despised people like you. That's why he left Israel and traveled east, to become enlightened. Jesus would not approve of small minded hypocrites interested in money and war. Oh and as far as the homsexual and strong drink thing. He hung out with 12 other guys and he wasn't even Irish, you figure it out. And, don't you believe he turned water into wine, what kind of strong drink do you think they were talking about dipshit. You are so sad you're almost funny. Almost.
March 6th, 2008 at 10:54 pmSenator Craig has stated numerous times that he is not gay. I believe him because he is a God-fearing man. Also, holy people do not judge. We inform you what is in the word of God.
Comment by Daryll — March 6, 2008 @ 10:50 pm
I've got news for you, Daryll. Straight men don't solicit other men for sex.
I don't need you to inform me on any topic. I can find things out for myself -- and do so every day.
Mind. Your. Own. Business.
March 6th, 2008 at 10:54 pmHey, Zooey, it also says that the hypocrite shouldn't judge others lest he be judged and that the wealthy are the least likely to get into Heaven and that only those 'free of sin' are free to judge others, which considering that we _all_ are with sin in the eyes of God...that means no one. Heck, not even Jesus, who, notice, didn't throw a stone. ;)
This is too easy!
March 6th, 2008 at 10:55 pmNo, just giving facts based on biblical standards.
Comment by Daryll — March 6, 2008 @ 10:42 pm
Which bible Daryll, the one you own, because they all say things differently. And your is about the last written. The farthest away from Jesus as it were. I'd say that means Satan has had the most influence on your edition and that's why you people are so evil. Jesus would agree.
March 6th, 2008 at 10:56 pmThis is too easy!
Comment by Jeremy in Denver — March 6, 2008 @ 10:55 pm
Yeah, it's like shooting fish in a barrel-full of piss.
I'm glad Daryll has his Pastor Geno -- otherwise, the Hari Krishnas would snap him up in a second.
March 6th, 2008 at 10:58 pmWhat about the poor, Daryll? What about the downtrodden? The lepers? All the people Jesus loved the most. What about them?
OH, right, LIBURLS actually care about people like that. Your precious GOP couldn't care less about anything but power and money. That is not following the life of Christ and neither are you.
You're disgusting. You lie in the name of Christ.
Christ would find you an abomination. And he would be embarrassed that you speak in his name.
March 6th, 2008 at 10:58 pmYes, there are a few that have fallen short, but there are also alot that have been misunderstood, for example: Senator Larry Craig.
Comment by Daryll — March 6, 2008 @ 10:43 pm
Misunderstood? I don't think so except for the fact that he didn't get his r*cks off in the end and got busted instead.
March 6th, 2008 at 10:58 pmDaryll is one of those child preachers from the back woods of Appalachia.
March 6th, 2008 at 10:58 pmWhen he grows up he can be successor to Hagee.
Senator Craig has stated numerous times that he is not gay. I believe him because he is a God-fearing man. Also, holy people do not judge. We inform you what is in the word of God.
Comment by Daryll — March 6, 2008 @ 10:50 pm
March 6th, 2008 at 10:58 pmYou believe him because he's a republican. Your false faith blinds you to the hoisting of your own petard. You're a laugh, Daryll. Maybe the wheat separates better from the chaff in the mensroom stall.
Daryll, don't let these people throw you down. Keep the parody going!!!
Juan Abdul Jabbar C
March 6th, 2008 at 10:59 pmSorry, I follow God’s principles to the best of my ability. You have others that do the same like Pastor Hagee, Pat Robertson, Kenneth Copeland, etc.
Comment by Daryll — March 6, 2008 @ 10:47 pm
Those are not God's principles you idiot. Men wrote the bible, and they wrote your particular version only a few hundred years ago. And you use the old testament that was never meant to be taken as literal, Jews didn't use it that way as a book of fact, rules and laws. Only you numb nutz are too stupid and couldn't figure that out. Jewish laws and rules were in different books but that would be too complicated for a bunch of inbreds like your type.
March 6th, 2008 at 11:02 pmComment by Daryll — March 6, 2008 @ 10:59 pm
March 6th, 2008 at 11:02 pmWhoops! There he goes! Raptured! Let's move on people...
YAWN!
Answer my questions, Daryll, if you dare.
Which you won't.
Chump.
March 6th, 2008 at 11:03 pmSo then every one of us shall give account of himself to God.
Revelation 20:12
I'm prepared to do that -- if God exists -- and I will not run around trying to live a life someone else (you or God) thinks I ought to live.
You can't say that, Daryll. I'll save a seat for ya in Hell. You want the side closest to the fire?
March 6th, 2008 at 11:03 pmI trust a man’s word until proven false.
Comment by Daryll — March 6, 2008 @ 11:04 pm
March 6th, 2008 at 11:05 pmTalk is cheap, sunny jim.
Wow, Daryll, you've taken a severe beating about the faith and shoulders, but you're just comin back for more. I admire that, perseverence.
Here's one for ya:
“Scatter the peoples who delight in warâ€
March 6th, 2008 at 11:05 pmAnybody can tap to beat of song that is mentally being played. It doesn’t mean that you are soliciting sex. Tapping isn’t morse code.
Comment by Daryll — March 6, 2008 @ 11:03 pm
Is that what you tell your wife when she comes to bail you out?
March 6th, 2008 at 11:05 pmWhat about the poor, Daryll? What about the downtrodden? The lepers? All the people Jesus loved the most. What about them?
You can't play pick and choose Jesus.
What about THEM?
March 6th, 2008 at 11:06 pmDaryll, my god, Crom, has no sympathy for weak minded fools who would think their god is stronger than he. Go forth and battle thy enemies, your tongue is a weak weapon, when coupled with your feeble brain.
March 6th, 2008 at 11:07 pmI was pretty cheap for Swaggart and all the other false prophets. Make your way on the straight path to God, spanky.
March 6th, 2008 at 11:07 pmAh, the piss-soaked troll tells us what God says. But what about Mark 7:1? You know:
Judge not, that ye be not judged.
Or John 8:7? Ya know,
So when they continued asking him, he lifted up himself, and said unto them, He that is without sin among you, let him first cast a stone at her.
Your bible says that only those who are without sin should stand in judgment. I tell you what, if Jesus comes to me and tells me I'm living in sin, I'll listen to HIM. This piss-soaked troll? Not so much. After all, I think the little voice that is whispering in its ear belongs to another being entirely. A being who was cast from heaven for the very same sin it shows here every time it spreads its shit on our community.
PRIDE.
I leave you with Romans 12:19.
You know, where God says that vengeance is his?
March 6th, 2008 at 11:07 pmYeah, Marlow...and give us all your cash along the way.
March 6th, 2008 at 11:07 pmDaryll = derailer.
Flag it.
March 6th, 2008 at 11:09 pmI'll lay ten-to-one you feel the floor drop out from under you right at the gates.
March 6th, 2008 at 11:09 pmAnybody can tap to beat of song that is mentally being played. It doesn’t mean that you are soliciting sex. Tapping isn’t morse code.
Comment by Daryll — March 6, 2008 @ 11:03 pm
Too funny Dar Ill, you believe an old fart busted, caught WITH HIS PANTS DOWN, as it were because he's a Republican. And you judge everybody who isn't Republican as being influenced by Satan. God if he exists most certainly is reserving a special place in hell just for you. You are the worst kind of evil.
March 6th, 2008 at 11:10 pmHosea
"They have sown the wind, and they shall reap the whirlwind."
~ RHUsseinCerious ~
March 6th, 2008 at 11:10 pmStill not seeing anything about the POOR! You know, the word that is repeated in the bible how many hundred times?
Speak up, jerkoff.
March 6th, 2008 at 11:11 pmAnd you will suffer the consequences for deliberately sinning.
Oooh, I'm askeert of your puny god.
Wow, that Revelations stuff sounds like it was written during a tequila hangover.
March 6th, 2008 at 11:11 pmComment by Daryll — March 6, 2008 @ 11:09 pm
It's a storybook, and not a very good one. *shrug*
March 6th, 2008 at 11:12 pmOh Daryll, have I told you lately where you can shove your bible?
March 6th, 2008 at 11:14 pmJoanne, he won't. After all, he was on here not even two weeks ago saying that the poor are in their situation and it's their fault they're there. He's not a true Christian, he's an Xtian, you know, the type who loves the cross because it killed Jesus, so that now they can use Jesus's works and pervert them to their own goals?
They don't worship the man, they worship the power his church has built in the centuries after his death. The power that church has created has allowed for many attrocities to be commited in the very enlightened man's name...the latest of which is taking place in Iraq and the US as we speak.
Does Daryll care? Cheney no.
March 6th, 2008 at 11:15 pmWas his statement proven false? No.
Comment by Daryll — March 6, 2008 @ 11:12 pm
Neither was it proven true. Go ahead -- prove it.
March 6th, 2008 at 11:16 pmGosh, you talk about the poor and Daryll disappears.
KRYPTONITE!
March 6th, 2008 at 11:16 pmWe all have to keep in mind that Daryll is a little... um, selective about the parts of the Bible that he follows and those he feels can be safely ignored.
For instance, Daryll's all over the parts of the Bible, like Acts of the Apostles, that suit his temperament.
But some parts of, say, Matthew, for instance -- say, the Sermon on the Mount -- y'know "judge not, lest ye be judged", Daryll's a little more flexible on those parts.
He figures that, since he knows God's Plan, he can safely judge the fitness of others for heaven or hell and God won't mind. In fact, God will be glad for the help. It must get exhausting for God having to judge everyone constantly. With Daryll around to help, God can relax and maybe ease back on the Globa Climate Change a bit instead of judging all of the easy cases. Like liberals for instance.
Of course, Daryll very recently told us that God's Plan was for Gov. Huckabee to assume the duites of president in 2009... "President-elect Huckabee", wasn't it, Daryll? But now it turns out God has a different plan for the Governor.
So maybe Daryll oughta be careful that he's not judging others based on a plan that God has already changed without telling him.
I'm jus' sayin'...
--Ralph Hussein Wonder Llama
March 6th, 2008 at 11:17 pmThat’s more than I can say about any liberal.
Comment by Daryll — March 6, 2008 @ 11:16 pm
Prove that one, as well.
~Hussein Zooey
March 6th, 2008 at 11:18 pmI also give to TBN and the 700 club,
Sometimes referred to as the 'Send us your money, suckers!' club.
March 6th, 2008 at 11:18 pmHey, this morning one of my pancakes was shaped just like Jesus beard! I'm saved!
~ RHUsseinCerious ~
March 6th, 2008 at 11:19 pmDonors to the 700 club are supporting child slaves in the diamond mines of Africa. Check out your recipients, Daryll.
March 6th, 2008 at 11:20 pmI also give to TBN and the 700 club, which has programs for feeding and financially assisting the poor. That’s more than I can say about any liberal.
Comment by Daryll — March 6, 2008 @ 11:16 pm
I have to agree here. Not many liberals are going to tithe to the 700 Club and TBN.
It's good that Daryll gives to Pat Robertson. The man has so little.
March 6th, 2008 at 11:20 pmI'm having a ball with my random bible quote web site, here's another for Daryll, at random...
Quotations from the Bible Book of Daniel
"Thou art weighed in the balances, and art found wanting."
March 6th, 2008 at 11:21 pmI give to those that are considered less fortunate. I also give to TBN and the 700 club, which has programs for feeding and financially assisting the poor. That’s more than I can say about any liberal.
Comment by Daryll — March 6, 2008 @ 11:16 pm
What a dumbass you are Daryll, did you see the mansions those guys live in and the cars and all the other unChristlike trappings those people have. And you think they take that money you give them and give it to the poor? You are proof positive that your brand of Christianisty is made for inbred idiots.
March 6th, 2008 at 11:21 pmto free and liberate the captives in Iraq is not God’s will?
Yes, so when are our troops leaving?
March 6th, 2008 at 11:21 pmDaryll, if you were going to say that " to free and liberate the captives in Iraq" is God's Will, you pretty much have to also say that terrorists destroying the WTC on 9/11 was also God's Will, right?
March 6th, 2008 at 11:23 pmDonors to the 700 club are supporting child slaves in the diamond mines of Africa. Check out your recipients, Daryll.
Comment by Marie — March 6, 2008 @ 11:20 pm
Daryll supports slavery because it's A-ok in the bible.
I bet Daryll's not seeing any irony in his support of slavery, are ya Daryll?
March 6th, 2008 at 11:24 pmComment by Daryll — March 6, 2008 @ 11:24 pm
A guy like YOU wrote that, Daryll. That ain't sayin' much.
March 6th, 2008 at 11:26 pmMark 16: 15-18 -
Comment by Daryll — March 6, 2008 @ 11:24 pm
Interesting, Daryll; where did it say anything in there about YOU judging anyone?
Looked to me that it was all still up to God to decide. Daryll... not so much.
March 6th, 2008 at 11:26 pmAw, I must of touched a nerve. The fundy piss-soaked troll is blubbering that I support Chavez and people whose names I'm not even familiar with and this FARC organization I just learned about, and yet won't touch the fact that he did post on here that the poor are poor and it's their own fault.
Bang up job his boy Bush is doing in Iraq.
Hundreds of thousands of Iraqi people dead.
A trillion dollars just _gone_. (Trillion, buddy. TRILLION. As in $1,000,000,000,000.00.)
Think of how many people $1,000,000,000,000.00 could feed. At $3 a meal, you could feed a hundred thousand people THREE MILLION MEALS...enough to keep them fed for 38 human lifespans.
It really is a stupid troll, isn't it.
March 6th, 2008 at 11:27 pmWrong, we are already free and liberated.
Comment by Daryll — March 6, 2008 @ 11:25 pm
Liar.
If that were true, you wouldn't be getting into everyone else's business all the time.
March 6th, 2008 at 11:27 pmSo, Daryll, what determines what is God';s Will and what is not?
And if something is not God's Will, how does that work? How does something that is NOT God's Will come to pass?
March 6th, 2008 at 11:27 pmNow I am LOL! The poor little bible thumper won't talk about what Christ was most passionate about. HA! How friggin funny is that!!
Go Cheney yourself, Daryll. You're a worthless piece o crap.
When you're ready to talk about the poor, the downtrodden and the lepers as your savior Jesus Christ would, then come talk to me.
Until then, piss off.
March 6th, 2008 at 11:28 pmIt really is a stupid troll, isn’t it.
Comment by Jeremy in Denver — March 6, 2008 @ 11:27 pm
Yes.
March 6th, 2008 at 11:28 pmIt really is a stupid troll, isn’t it.
Comment by Jeremy in Denver — March 6, 2008 @ 11:27 pm
Yes.
Comment by Zooey — March 6, 2008 @ 11:28 pm
Affirmative.
March 6th, 2008 at 11:29 pmWhile I've been away for a few hours I regretfully find out that I've missed Wondertroll Daryll. Well, let me say this; Daryll, you are simply delusional. Just like Hagee, McCain, Bush, Cheney, etc. You don't know how to relate one to one with another human being because all you do is quote the bible or spew insults. Your bible is just a mish mash of musings of ignorant old men (of that time) that didn't have a clue how the world worked and didn't have a clue how to find out. They lived their lives scared shitless of their own shadows every day and night. They had nothing better to do than to write down (those that could read and write) some feeble explanation of whatever it was that just frightened them. Volcanos inspired the image of hell and white, whispy clouds inspired the image of heaven. Now go sell your daughters into slavery, stone your children and for God's sake don't look at your neighbor's wife! In short take your bible and shove it straight up your A$$!
March 6th, 2008 at 11:30 pmI like McCain as a man but I would not want him to be president. I
March 6th, 2008 at 11:30 pmdon't like the catholic faith because I believe it to be misleading. I
do believe in God. I also believe the catholic church is hiding books of the bible. There seems to be missing parts of the bible. 1 example
would be information about cains wife and her family. I don't believe
she was his sister.
Since you all have much more ability to quote the bible...can someone float some of the many passages about the poor for Daryll...he seems to forget one of Christ's primary passions.
March 6th, 2008 at 11:30 pmWhen you’re ready to talk about the poor, the downtrodden and the lepers as your savior Jesus Christ would, then come talk to me.
Until then, piss off.
Comment by Ms_Joanne — March 6, 2008 @ 11:28 pm
The lepers? The firggin' LEPERS????
Daryll says, "screw the lepers! It's their own darn fault! The probably caught leprosy from gay sex acts or something icky!"
March 6th, 2008 at 11:31 pmOnce the mission is accomplished. We must give them a safe environment to vote in October.
Comment by Daryll — March 6, 2008 @ 11:26 pm
Where exactly does it talk about voting in Iraq in the bible Daryll?
March 6th, 2008 at 11:31 pmHe said unto them, the apostles and his children, Gentiles, which would be me.
Comment by Daryll — March 6, 2008 @ 11:29 pm
What does that mean? As a Gentile, you get to judge, even though Jesus said "Judge not"??? Do you even have anything of your own to say on the subject, in your own words?
...Daryll... you don't have a very thorough grounding in logic, do you?
March 6th, 2008 at 11:33 pmWe have to sacrifice something to win the war.
Comment by Daryll — March 6, 2008 @ 11:31 pm
There you go with the "WE" again, Daryll. Get your ass over to Iraq, coward.
March 6th, 2008 at 11:34 pmWar. There's Jesus for ya.
Christ wants war! Christ WAS a republican! Who would Jesus torture? Who would Jesus kill?
You're a pathetic excuse for a human being.
Go learn about Jesus before you try to stuff your sick beliefs down anyone's throat.
March 6th, 2008 at 11:34 pmDaryll, unfortunately for you you chase more people away from Jesus and the bible than you save. I don't really think that's part of anybody's plan. Not even your retard minister.
March 6th, 2008 at 11:35 pmWe have to sacrifice something to win the war.
Comment by Daryll — March 6, 2008 @ 11:31 pm
Don't you mean "you guys" have to sacrifice something to win the war, Daryll, since you're profiting off the war?
March 6th, 2008 at 11:35 pmWe have to sacrifice something to win the war.
Comment by Daryll — March 6, 2008 @ 11:31 pm
As long as we don't ask you to sacrifice by paying taxes to the government right. You will only "sacrifice" by giving money to your church not to this country. So screw the veterans unless your church decides to donate to them.
March 6th, 2008 at 11:37 pmOh, God, my sides are hurting. Daryll says 'we' must sacrifice to win the war! BWAHAHAHA. Sacrifice? This piss soaked troll doesn't know the meaning of the word!
It won't sacrifice jack $#!+, but its children may. Mine definitely will, unless I gtf out of the US, say, to Canada which is telling us to get lost.
Come on, Daryll. Tell me another.
This is FUN.
March 6th, 2008 at 11:37 pmHere's some of Daryll's favrite Jesus sayings.
Enjoy.
March 6th, 2008 at 11:37 pmNo, Daryll, the most important thing is loving your fellow man. Try to follow Jesus a little closer.
Jesus would HATE you. You are everything he was against. EVERYTHING.
I live my life closer to Christ than you do.
March 6th, 2008 at 11:38 pmRepublicans care about the poor. Liberals don’t, look what you did to New Orleans prior to Katrina.
Comment by Daryll — March 6, 2008 @ 11:36 pm
Isn't it intersting tha,m under Bill Clinton, the poverty rate went down every year. Fewer poor people.
Under George W. Bush, the poverty rate has risen every year.
Is that what Daryll means by "Republcans care about the poor"? They care about them so much that they want to help them multiply?
March 6th, 2008 at 11:40 pmI live my life closer to Christ than you do.
Comment by Ms_Joanne — March 6, 2008 @ 11:38 pm
We all do, MizzJ.
March 6th, 2008 at 11:41 pmI once respected daryll for his beliefs. I may not believe but I have no problem with people who do. that's their thing, fine.
But this guy does not live his life according to christ at all. How typical for so many who say they do.
What a joke of a human being. Using Jesus like that.
When Rapture comes, Daryll will definitely NOT be amongst those followers. God would smote that kind of human being.
Wouldn't mind seeing that to be honest. A whole lot of goopers would get TOLD YA SO'S.
Not being a told ya so kinda person, I would totally love that. :-)
March 6th, 2008 at 11:44 pmThese terrorists have tried to overthrow our Government and impose their sadistic ideology on us. They must receive a consequence. We are just giving them discipline to obtain key intelligence to save lives.
Comment by Daryll — March 6, 2008 @ 11:40 pm
Yes, they're named George Bush and Dick Cheney.
March 6th, 2008 at 11:44 pmI tell ya, if Daryll is a parody troll, he's a top-notch parody troll. Never breaks character, his message is unbelievably consistent with his character's bizarre "Christian Taliban" philosophy, impervious to logic or evidence -- all in all, a very solid performance.
Makes Billy Hill's schtick look like a grade school "Salute to Vegetables" pageant.
-- Ralph Hussein Wonder Llama
March 6th, 2008 at 11:44 pmIn all realism, Jesus's teachings were very forward looking. Sin is depriving your fellow man of the right to live peacefully.
Stealing? Wrong because you have deprived someone of peace.
Murder? Need I explain this?
Adultery? Again, depriving someone (your spouse in this case) of the right to live peacefully, with extra bonus Sin points if you have children. (Note, Polygamy _was_ mentioned in the bible, and it's not made out as bad as Daryll'd like us to believe...but it's not for everyone, hence the rule against cheating on your spouse)
Homosexuality? Not so much. Jesus didn't mention it once, if my memory holds up, and it was mentioned very few times even in the Torah.
Jesus was all about making people treat each other with respect and treat each other the way they'd want to be treated.
Daryll doesn't get that no matter how many motes you find in another person's eye, when you go on a liberal blog and spout off about how the poor deserve their plight (let alone subscribe to a secular political party that emphasizes it!), you've got an industrial grade beam in your eye -- as in an I-beam like what they use to hold up a skyscraper with.
When you say 'sacrifice' is required, while oil companies get fat and war profiteers make money hand over fist in Iraq, your credibility is in the crapper.
Yes, Daryll's going to find out the truth when he dies. He may get a cold room....as I remember, Ebinzeer Scruge got the only air conditioned room in all of Hell, to fit with his ice covered heart.
March 6th, 2008 at 11:45 pmRalph, no kidding! He's a parody of himself and of every christian.
But it does crack me up to see the level of hypocrisy those who do anything but follow Christ's teaching love to espouse.
March 6th, 2008 at 11:48 pmAll good (not so much...) things must end. I leave with this Zen piece of philosophy.
"The Universe is so vast and we are so small. There is truly only one thing we can control; whether we do good or evil."
So far, Daryll's actions suggest evil, not good.
March 6th, 2008 at 11:49 pmWell said, Jeremy Hussein in Denver. :)
March 6th, 2008 at 11:50 pmI'm an atheist and I'm more Christian than probably 90% of the people who call themselves Christian. Most people call themselves Christian today because they believe it makes them a more complete republican. The term Christian infers Christ-like. Meaning you should live your life in a Christ inspired fashion. Such as helping people in need (not just after a tornado or hurricane). Feeding the poor. Helping the ill receive adequate medical care. Have you done any of these things lately Daryll? They're HUMAN BEINGS dammit and they deserve a chance to be able to maintain some semblance of dignity and promise. Don't call yourself a Christian again, ever, until you learn to live like one.
March 6th, 2008 at 11:51 pmOh yeah, kinda forgot that.
Signed,
Jeremy Hussein in Denver.
(BWAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA)
March 6th, 2008 at 11:53 pmWell said, Mr Hussein Evil.
March 6th, 2008 at 11:54 pmYes, Daryll’s going to find out the truth when he dies. He may get a cold room….as I remember, Ebinzeer Scruge got the only air conditioned room in all of Hell, to fit with his ice covered heart.
Comment by Jeremy in Denver — March 6, 2008 @ 11:45 pm
I too believe that Daryll is on the wrong path, if he's serious. His words here tell me that his reading of the Bible, especially the New Testament, is completelt at odds with what I got out of reading it.
His emphasis on Sin rather than on Love tells me that, like most conservatives who think they follow Jesus, they're much more comfortable with the rules and condemnation of Yahweh in the Trah than they are with the deep spiritual meesage of Jesus.
To me, this is wrong-headed and wastes the beauty of Jesus' message.
But they're welcome to believe it, and they may turn out to be right.
What they're not welcome to do, and I think Jesus made this clear, is judge others by their oen standards and claim that they are God's. That's arrogant and, to my mind, sinful.
March 6th, 2008 at 11:58 pmYou got it, Ralph. It's been a long time since Sunday school, but I remember what I learned. Darryl worships his Pastor Gino, not Jesus or God.
March 7th, 2008 at 12:00 amComment by ralph the wonder llama — March 6, 2008 @ 11:58 pm
And blasphemus!
March 7th, 2008 at 12:02 amAnd now, back to the thread. John McCain is about to put himself between a rock and a hard place. He's accepted Hagee's endorsement which means Hagee's followers and any other fundy extremist will vote for McCain. Now that McCain's camp is beginning to realize that Hagee can and will become an 800 pound gorilla on McCain's back they want to jetison his endorsement. But, if they do they'll alienate all those sleepwalking followers of Hagee and lose thousands and thousands of votes. Maybe more. If they don't refute Hagee (as the total nutjob he is) then they'll alienate millions of voters that have a slightly better grip on reality. More proof that McCain is more reactionary than deliberate.
March 7th, 2008 at 12:10 amMr. Evil, I beg to differ. The press is giving McDepends a complete pass on Hagee.
And why have we never heard from his little lobbyist? No interviews. No questions. Forgotten. Done with.
McDepends is their darling. He'd have to screw a goat live on national tee vee at primetime to get bad press.
March 7th, 2008 at 12:16 amMcDepends is their darling. He’d have to screw a goat live on national tee vee at primetime to get bad press.
Comment by Ms_Joanne — March 7, 2008 @ 12:16 am
I don't know about that.
Republicans get off on $#!+ like that...
*grin*
March 7th, 2008 at 12:28 amJiD...true that. He'd have to screw his wife on national tee vee, then. That should REALLY piss off goopers!! ;)
March 7th, 2008 at 12:29 amComment by Ms_Joanne — March 7, 2008 @ 12:16 am
They aren't worried about the press. They know the MSM is in the neocon pocket. They are worried about voter attitude. McCain's strategists know a growing number of republicans are uncomfortable with Hagee's potential influence in a McCain presidency.
March 7th, 2008 at 12:34 amMcDepends is their darling. He’d have to screw a goat live on national tee vee at primetime to get bad press.
Comment by Ms_Joanne — March 7, 2008 @ 12:16 am
Or be caught in bed with a dead girl or a live boy.
March 7th, 2008 at 12:35 amComment by Mr. Evil — March 7, 2008 @ 12:35 am
He hadn't a single redeeming vice...
March 7th, 2008 at 1:16 amHoly Crap! No way I'm going to read all that. So, I'll offer an observation about Daryll.
Daryll made, repeated, prophesies that Mike Huckabee was ordained to be elected President. In light of the end of Mr. Huckabee's campaign, one of two things must be true.
1. God lied to Daryll.
2. Daryll lied to us.
I think that Daryll would agree it's best to ignore, to shun if you will, False Prophets. There is really no longer a reason for Daryll to waste bandwidth with his discredited, though sometimes amusing, ravings.
Begone Daryll! Your words are twisted. Your wit is atrophied. Your reason is deluded, and your logic fails.
Good night good people. You too trolls.
pete hussein-ali
March 7th, 2008 at 1:24 amThat should REALLY piss off goopers!! ;)
Comment by Ms_Joanne — March 7, 2008 @ 12:29 am
March 7th, 2008 at 1:31 amI can see them now, crying: "Oh, that's so BAAAAD!" with their little fists pumping up and down...
Darryl, Curious.. as Obama seems to be the most genuine Christian of those running for pres., would you vote for him?
March 7th, 2008 at 1:35 amDarryl is gone?
March 7th, 2008 at 2:03 amA true Christian would choose a candidate of the good and pure mind set of Obama as compared to one as McCain.... McCain wants to continue the mayhem and carnage. With that said how could the right to choose/privacy have more importance over the massacre and slaughter McCain would continue? Makes absolutely no sense.
Comment by had enough — March 7, 2008 @ 2:03 am
Since when have religious fanatical whackos made sense?
March 7th, 2008 at 3:00 amDarryl, Curious.. as Obama seems to be the most genuine Christian of those running for pres., would you vote for him?
Comment by had enough — March 7, 2008 @ 1:35 am
By WHO'S DEFINITION is he THE MOST GENUINE CHRISTIAN? He advocates bombing pakistan, he trashed poor black people saying they need to help themselves, and he's a homophobic bastard. Oh wait, that probably does look like a good christian to Daryll, and probably explains some of the Hopium addicts!
March 7th, 2008 at 3:36 am