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John Bolton joins Ken Starr at Kirkland & Ellis.

By Ben on Mar 10th, 2008 at 9:36 pm

John Bolton joins Ken Starr at Kirkland & Ellis.»

The law firm Kirkland & Ellis has hired former U.N. Ambassador John Bolton as a “senior advisor.” The Swamp notes that the firm “has long been known as a comfortable environment for prominent conservatives” and “still employs former Whitewater independent counsel Kenneth Starr.” Given his resume, Bolton’s new job is not unusual as “many former and current legal luminaries in the Bush administration worked there at some point in their careers.”

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49 Responses to “John Bolton joins Ken Starr at Kirkland & Ellis.”


  1. The Republic of Stupidity Says:

    The scum on the pond?


  2. 5th Estate Says:

    Thus “The Angry Ambassador” becomes the Welfare Walrus ( still angry though!).


  3. OsirisHusseinOsiris Says:

    He is the walrus - kook-kook-a-chook.


  4. OsirisHusseinOsiris Says:

    It’s this before he becomes totally irrelevant and potentially indicted.


  5. rastaman Says:

    don’t forget that it’s blackwater’s law firm


  6. christopher wiwi Says:

    So, this is where the BUSHCO CRIME FAMILY trains all of the CHIMPS that work at the White House. The list is way to long to name, besides we know most of the names anyways.


  7. Ms_Joanne Says:

    don’t forget that it’s blackwater’s law firm

    Comment by rastaman — March 10, 2008 @ 10:05 pm

    Well, that explains it. With investigations into tax evasion, being turned away from that city in CA, but a couple of Blackwater problems of late, they need a good chickenhawk on staff,

    How much would it take to give Blackwater a contract valid until 2050? Just wonderin’.


  8. williamf Says:

    Our gain their loss. I can’t for the life of me think of a reason a legitimate law firm would want a dildo head like this twirp. Not the sharpest tool in the shed but…maybe he’ll be working in the law library.


  9. ralph the wonder llama Says:

    I love the term “Wingut Welfare” because

    a) it’s perfectly descriptive,

    b) it points out the hypocrisy of the “bootstraps” conservatives

    and c) it’s fun to say.

    By the way, has Bathtub Gin given up making any sense for Lent?

    – Ralph Hussein Wonder Llama


  10. Ms_Joanne Says:

    By the way, has Bathtub Gin given up making any sense for Lent?

    – Ralph Hussein Wonder Llama

    Guess not.


  11. tombaker Says:

    bolton was a “politician” when, exactly?

    get with the vocabulary Gin, if you want to snark down with me.


  12. Evil Spaniard Says:

    He’s just cashing in on his 2006 nomination for the Nobel Peace Prize, thats what broken down politicians do.

    Comment by Rodham Gin — March 10, 2008 @ 10:09 pm

    Too bad he didn’t got one.

    Haw haw haw haw


  13. jb Says:

    Without WINGNUT WELFARE a $hit stick like Bolton would be begging at the freeway on-ramp and sleeping under the bridge. This is one case when the market should establish someone’s worth.


  14. The Republic of Stupidity Says:

    and c) it’s fun to say.

    – Ralph Hussein Wonder Llama

    Comment by ralph the wonder llama — March 10, 2008 @ 10:22 pm

    Oooh… oooh! the correct answer is c)… It’s fun to say!


  15. The Republic of Stupidity Says:

    He’s just cashing in on his 2006 nomination for the Nobel Peace Prize, thats what broken down politicians do.

    Comment by Rodham Gin — March 10, 2008 @ 10:09 pm

    Good one… Gin. Go hook up w/ g_g over on the Gore thread. g_g’s bashing Gore ’cause he’s made TOO much money since leaving office.

    Mebbe you two kin “Good troll-bad troll” Gore.


  16. Zooey Says:

    Mustache rides!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    ~~Hussein Snark Zooey


  17. 99Luf Balloons Says:

    I can’t for the life of me think of a reason a legitimate law firm would want a dildo head like this twirp. Not the sharpest tool in the shed but…maybe he’ll be working in the law library.

    Comment by williamf — March 10, 2008 @ 10:20 pm

    They always need coffee.


  18. John Kerry Says:

    What’s the BIG story of the day??? The Dem lib Gov. Eliot Spitzer, who gained national prominence relentlessly pursuing Wall Street wrongdoing, caught on a federal wiretap arranging to meet with a high-priced prostitute at a Washington hotel last month, according to a law enforcement official and a person briefed on the investigation??

    Hell no!! It’s John Bolton joining Ken Starr???

    You wackos are UNBELIEVABLE!!!

    Another lib government official scandal and you act like it didn’t happen!!


  19. Krazny Says:

    Tom nailed it. This is wing nut welfare. All the rest of them will end up in cozy jobs they can’t actually do. Either as lobbyists or working in “conservative think tanks” etc. Just the GOP taking care of the water carrieres.


  20. Krazny Says:

    In the meantime, something you can really sink your teeth into

    http://news.yahoo.com/ s/ mcclatchy/ 20080310/ wl_mcclatchy/ 2875005


  21. jb Says:

    It would do Bolton some good to spend some time on the end of a shovel. He thinks that shooting of his belligerent ill-informed mouth is work.


  22. jb Says:

    He could start by digging his own grave.


  23. Marie Says:

    well, la di da!
    Birds of a feather….
    Kirkland and Ellis — Doing their part : employing people who are otherwise undesirable


  24. Zooey Says:

    It would do Bolton some good to spend some time on the end of a shovel. He thinks that shooting of his belligerent ill-informed mouth is work.
    Comment by jb — March 10, 2008 @ 11:24 pm

    But which end……which end….?

    ~~Hussein Snark Zooey


  25. Xisithrus Says:

    Senior Advisor?

    I bet there are quite a few junior folks upset about this in the firm.


  26. republicans hate facts Says:

    Looks like the sh*t is all collecting in the same drain, anyone have a big plunger? ROTFL!


  27. Xisithrus Says:

    Say, isnt Jebs middle name Ellis?


  28. RUCerious Says:

    Another partner for Dewey Scruem & Howe?


  29. dbadass Says:

    Comment by Billy Hill — March 11, 2008 @ 12:23 am

    that is just an all around weak effort and I try to very hard to be nonjudgmental


  30. Zooey Says:

    That would be avant garde, cretin.

    Yeah, next time some under-insured drunk wipes out your entire family and disables you for life — call a neo-con.


  31. Xisithrus Says:

    That would be Dewey, Cheatum and Howe….sounds much more avant-guard for the advancing minions of the Progressives best friend…the trial lawyer.

    Comment by Billy Hill

    You think Baker and Botts arent lawyers?


  32. Zooey Says:

    Comment by Billy Hill — March 11, 2008 @ 12:40 am

    Uh huh. There’s always a bigger truck.

    Whatever.



  33. old_hack Says:

    I interviewed Mike Gravel on my radio blog. It’s very enlightening for anyone that can see through partisan politics.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=je_VIp-QfyI

    listen to the whole interview here

    http://blogtalkradio.com/oldhack


  34. dbadass Says:

    Damn, I’m sorry guy. I think that’s the one I might have keyed last night. I was sort of fired up with my Carhartt Wannabee townie buds and those domestic beers sort of got the best of me especially when you consider how old Betty Jean let me down and all…


  35. Krazny Says:

    The 64 million dollar question of course is; what exactly do these laywers do to earn a living?


  36. Krazny Says:

    Like Zooey said there is always a bigger truck.



  37. krazeeinjun Says:

    Turds of a feather do flock together.

    Just saying . . .


  38. MCMetal Says:

    Given his resume, Bolton’s new job is not unusual as “many former and current legal luminaries in the Bush administration worked there at some point in their careers.”

    Webster’s defines a “luminary” as : 1: a person of prominence or brilliant achievement

    Who in the hell do they believe that tag applies to ?

    The graduates of Pat Robertson’s retarded (il)legal school , Reject (Regent)University ?

    Chimpy’s current and former legal people are infamous , which does not mean “more famous” , but something else……….


  39. Krazny Says:

    Chimpy’s current and former legal people are infamous , which does not mean “more famous” , but something else……….

    Comment by MCMetal — March 11, 2008 @ 1:26 am

    Happily it is a pretty easy step from infamous to wanted. I just hope the warrants come before Bush leaves office.


  40. pete Says:

    What? Haven’t our feeble and discredited troll received the new directives?

    Directive from troll central.

    To all operatives. In light of the scope of the whuppin were about to take at the polls, we need new strag… stag.. strategies. Return to your homes. Put on a Andrews Sister’s album and polish your knob, in your closet, while awaiting further directions.

    That will be all.


  41. The Republic of Stupidity Says:

    In light of the scope of the whuppin we’re about to take at the polls, we need new strag… stag.. strategies.

    Comment by pete — March 11, 2008 @ 1:41 am

    Strategeries… that’s the word yer lookin’ fer, pete… strategeries!


  42. MCMetal Says:

    Speaking of “luminary”………….

    C:\Documents and Settings\Owner\My Documents\My Pictures1020701160601030220071204ad1b032d66948b9d1500c67c.jpg

    Comment by Billy Hill — March 11, 2008 @ 1:30 am

    Are you drunk or just retarded ?


  43. The Republic of Stupidity Says:

    Well, geez, MC… what’s wrong wi’t both?

    Why can’t he be both drunk AND retarded?


  44. woodguy Says:

    No dbadbass kinda like this…

    http://www.sporttruck.com/ featuredvehicles/ dodge/ 0705st_2003_dodge_ram_3500/ photo_07.html

    Comment by Billy Hill — March 11, 2008 @ 1:07 am

    I’m impressed. Where I live we call these “pencil-dick” trucks.

    So sorry for you.


  45. Tobie Tall Says:

    $108.79 a barrel of oil


  46. The Republic of Stupidity Says:

    This has got to be a speculative bubble, Tobey.

    This is NASTY.


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