Tacky – just like the rest of those Stepford Right zombie-ladies. All gussied up and gooned on prescriptions and chadonnay, busily chattering behind the backs of anyone less vain than they.

Here’s some interesting facts about this “moral” woman:

While working at USC, she met Dr. Lewis G. Bishop, who was married with dependent children. According to divorce filings, Schlessinger and Bishop began an affair. Bishop left his wife after more than 20 years of marriage, and moved in with Schlessinger. They lived together as an unmarried couple, and Schlessinger tried to get pregnant after reversing an earlier tubal ligation and suffering an ectopic pregnancy. They married in early 1985, eight years after beginning their relationship, and Bishop became Schlessinger’s business manager. Schlessinger bore their only child, Deryk Schlessinger, in November 1985, when she was 38.

In 1998, allegedly upset that he was snubbed by Schlessinger at an event, former radio mentor Bill Ballance sold to a media outlet nude photos of Schlessinger, for which she had posed when she and Ballance had an affair in the 1970s. Internet Entertainment Group (IEG), which had purchased the photos, subsequently posted them on its website. IEG was already known at the time for making available to subscribers a sex tape of Pamela Anderson and Tommy Lee. The Schlessinger photos were originally available only to subscribers to the IEG website, but predictably, the photos later appeared on different free sites in varying forms.

Huh? It certainly sounds like she’s giving him a great big pass. Oh, he payed for $5000 prostitutes because his wife wasn’t bowing down to him enough in some perverse way or another. No, this is something else entirely. She missed the boat on this one massively.

So on the one hand the right wing scream and moan and cry about the sanctity of heterosexual marriage and how we can’t let us homosexuals ruin it. Then Spitzer is caught using high price prostitutes and according ‘Dr’. Laura, well, his wife just wasn’t being a good enough wife. So why is it that this isn’t just the perfect illustration of how heterosexuals are the ones who ruin the sanctity of heterosexual marriage? If the wife isn’t ‘taking care of her man such that he is ‘forced’ to infidelity, why isn’t ‘Dr.’ Laura or the right wings decrying how she is ruining heterosexual marriage????????

She is a once divorced twice married adulturer!

“While working at USC, she met Dr. Lewis G. Bishop, who was married with dependent children. According to divorce filings, Schlessinger and Bishop began an affair. Bishop left his wife after more than 20 years of marriage, and moved in with Schlessinger. They lived together as an unmarried couple, and Schlessinger tried to get pregnant after reversing an earlier tubal ligation and suffering an ectopic pregnancy.”

Comment by Thecairngman — March 13, 2008 @ 2:20 pm

Uhmm, you forgot the other two “6″s.

I think I’ll just skip the shower and conversation and have the drinks. Cutty Snark, perhaps. No, too obvious. Bloody Snark? No, too healthy. Snark and Coke, maybe. How about a Harvey Snarkbanger!! That’s it.

True, but it does provide fertile ground for excellent snarking.

Comment by PatrioticLiberalChristian — March 13, 2008 @ 1:23 pm

Okay, so it’s Sir… and if a shower and normal conversation aren’t available, feel free to have some extra drinks to compensate. Just put in on TP’s house account as payment for the translating services.

What you calll “political correctness” is what I call “good manners.” You know, civility and respect. And I for one am hoping for a resurgence.

Comment by Dr. Matt — March 13, 2008 @ 1:34 pm

We were just discussing this possibility over on that thread, Dr. Matt.

That, and a virtual custard pie launcher would be nice.

Headzup!

McLOLOLOLOLOLOL

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Not only is this amazingly denigrating to women, it also diminishes men, who are so “weak” that they need a woman to continuously shore him up (in every way).

Where did this quack get her degree?