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Ralph Reed writes a ‘political thriller.’

The Atlanta Journal Constitution’s Political Insider writes:

darkhorse44.jpg So what, you ask, has Ralph Reed been doing since is unsuccessful ‘06 run for lieutenant governor? Aside from those appearances on Fox and CNN.

Apparently, he’s been at the word processor — moving in the same direction as Newt Gingrich, from large thoughts to fiction. I just got an announcement from the Atlanta Press Club, saying Reed will make a June 12 appearance there.

The communication includes this line:

“He will also sign his first novel, Dark Horse.”

The guess here is that it won’t be a bodice-ripper.



60 Responses to “Ralph Reed writes a ‘political thriller.’”

  1. rastaman says:

    SHOULD WE CHECK IT FOR PLAGIARISM?


  2. gummitch says:

    That’s what all these hacks do when they can’t get political traction: write a “blockbuster” Washington novel. And they pretty much all suck at it.

    And regardless of Ralph’s history, you can bet money that there will be steamy (maybe kinky) sex. Ask Lynne Cheney.


  3. Cappy says:

    Uh, sorry Ralph, but if you do a little searching you’ll find there has already been a political novel with the title “Dark Horse”. I can’t recall the author, but I read it back in high school. Oh well, you can’t expect originality from a conservative.


  4. Styve says:

    Five Bucks says that it will have some focus on closeted homosexual behavior, at the very least. I would bet that pedophilia and bestiality might surface, as well, similar to O’Reilly’s book, Libby’s book, etc.


  5. Styve says:

    Sorry Gummitch…hadn’t even read your post… Guess we know a sure bet when we see one, eh?!


  6. Bobwurst says:

    It will also be a best seller, even if the Heritage Foundation has to buy a million copies. Wingnut Welfare and all…


  7. The Republic of Stupidity says:

    If Botch is gonna read it, there better be pictures to color…


  8. penalcolony says:

    My nickel says Mr. Reed will steer well clear of any focus on closeted homosexual behavior.


  9. WaltinTexas says:

    There’s no telling what this mentally twisted, immoral little flake has come up with for novel material. I know I won’t waste my money buying it, or waste my time reading it.


  10. specialist f says:

    11 real impressive= Officer Barbrady from South Park. “Move along,nothing to see here”. Who cares if this scumbag is a hypocritical, right wing criminal. He has also plagurized his work in the past.In a just world he would be in a cell with Rover,libby,bush,cheney and the rest of this traitorous administration.


  11. jay_severin_has_a_small_pen1s says:

    Given that it poses the ‘what if’ we had an African American president, shouldn’t it be called ‘Darkie Horse’?



  12. The Republic of Stupidity says:

    Ah yeas… Mr P’s flunky is in the house.

    Looking for posts to hijack and use out of context at *#$&)-+ Watch?


  13. Xisithrus says:

    Dark Horse Plop…kewl


  14. Xisithrus says:

    Stalin was as batcrap crazy as Hitler


  15. conniptionfit says:

    Ewwwww. Bet it’s a totally clean tale of a white knight who gets born again and cleans up DC before he starts armageddon and gets raptured. So, moralistic, lecturing, and boring-as well as hypocritical.


  16. Xisithrus says:

    Get the wackos out to vote on something, said Reed, just to obfuscate the issues and slide complex legislation under the peoples noses.


  17. Fred says:

    Real Progressive Says:
    specialist,
    Hey traitor you’re obviously a Stalinist!

    I’m flaggin this troll.


  18. Xisithrus says:

    This website supports Stalinism. Unlike our site. We allow everyone to post. I will soon be banned here. That’s Stalinism!

    You have no idea what your talking about do you?


  19. The Republic of Stupidity says:

    Actually, this site doesn’t support Stalinism, but you can pretend whatever you like.

    As far as letting anyone post over there, I’ll come by soon and we’ll see just how true that is.

    BTW, when the Factor contacted you… by any chance, were there folks giggling in the background?


  20. Fred says:

    Real Progressive Says:
    Well I got contacted by the Factor and other Rightwing sites. Hotair will soon link to my site!

    not after they see you only got 3 hits in 2 weeks…..just pathetic….


  21. Xisithrus says:

    Tell me real progressive what neo-cons are.


  22. The Republic of Stupidity says:

    Clearly not, X… clearly not.

    Mr P gave him, or her, some recipe cards w/ short sentences written out phonetically, and that’s what we’re getting here.


  23. specialist f says:

    Yep,I love mother Russia. Even the 2 years I spent keeping Pershing 2 missles pointed at them.What a DOOFUS!


  24. Xisithrus says:

    Clearly not, X… clearly not -TROS

    Can you believe Trajan? He doesnt even realise that hes empowering the radical lefty neo-cons.


  25. Fred says:

    Real Progressive Says:
    This website supports Stalinism. Unlike our site.

    I feel pretty comfortable calling you a liar on this. I posted there 2 days ago and it never shows up…..all I said was that it looked like no one was home.


  26. Xisithrus says:

    Trajan [the terrible speller] aka Real Progressive, deleted my posts as well, he must be, by his logic “Stalinist”


  27. dbadass says:

    What’s all this Stalin talk. I sort of prefer Sergei Kirov


  28. dbadass says:

    No comments seems to be the most common comment


  29. dbadass says:

    Real Progressive Says:
    March 31st, 2008 at 7:27 pm
    Hey I’ve had 1,000 hits so far today!

    Damn what sort of shit weed have you been buying?


  30. dbadass says:

    And why do I care, even if that was in fact factual?


  31. Fred says:

    Real Progressive Says:

    dbadass,
    I will soon be link on Hotair and Olbermann Watch. I have someone talking with LGF to get linked there too.

    So your desire is to hit the big time by chopping off your arms and legs and squiggling around on the ground? Could be worm or snake….

    Why don’t you try just doing something honest. You know something you can be proud of and share with your friends and family. Oh yeah


  32. SP Biloxi says:

    Man, criminals like Reed, Tubby McTreason Rove, and so on can write books and get jobs while this country is in a recession.


  33. Xisithrus says:

    Umm, RP, Hitler, a righty, a fascist, had the alliance with the muslim brotherhood.


  34. Fred says:

    Real Progressive Says:
    Honestly I admire the Leftist-Islamic alliance. You guys control the Media, The Entertainment Industry, Internet and Politics. Think Progress is a great Propganda site. But I am exposing it!

    That’s funny. You spend far more time here than you do there. What makes you think anyone will go there when they can come here? seriously, I don’t think you have thought this out.


  35. dbadass says:

    Exposing what? You’re just being farcical. You bore me. Can we get somebody more amusing in here? Where’s Daryll?


  36. Xisithrus says:

    Hitler’s early 1933 accession to power in Germany was widely cheered by Arabs of all different political persuasions.
    http://www.atimes.com/atimes/Middle_East/DK08Ak03.html

    Personally I dont have any problems with semites, I think that Israel is able to defend itself and doesnt really need our help anymore.


  37. Xisithrus says:

    RP, your not exposing anyting as the comments here are not secret..


  38. The Republic of Stupidity says:

    Real Progressive Says:
    March 31st, 2008 at 7:36 pm

    Honestly I admire the Leftist-Islamic alliance.
    _____________

    Actually, hardcore evangelicals have more in common w/ Islamic extremists.

    *****
    You guys control the Media, The Entertainment Industry, Internet and Politics. Think Progress is a great Propganda site.
    _____________

    We do? Then somebody’s bin holdin’ out on me. I want my share of all that gravy NOW!

    *****
    But I am exposing it!
    _____________

    Whoa there, Li’l Feller… TP is a “family-oriented” website. Time to button that trenchcoat back up…


  39. The Republic of Stupidity says:

    Don’t confuse him w/ big words, dbadass… (farcical).


  40. ralph the wonder llama says:

    The Republic of Stupidity Says:
    March 31st, 2008 at 7:47 pm
    Don’t confuse him w/ big words, dbadass… (farcical).

    Why not? I think it’s funny to watch his little brow furrow while he tries to figure out what it means, and then, failing that, to try to come up with a comment that will hide his ignorance.


  41. Fred says:

    Real Progressive Says:
    Tp has been a Hotbed of Stalinist, Islamic and 9/11 Troofer propaganda. It’s Pro-Iran and has called for banning Christianity. I want to expose this sites’ lies.
    Let’s just say I’ve been suprised by some of the people who have contacted me. TP has many enemies!

    This one reminds me of Lt. Tragg from MASH. You guys remember him? He was so paranoid that he wouldn’t let the surgeons give him pain killer because he didn’t trust them not to do things to him while he was under anesthesia.


  42. 1984 says:

    In other words, from fiction to fiction…


  43. Fred says:

    Real Progressive Says:
    Xisithrus,
    You’re cool. My beef aint with you. I had deleted one of you posts. I’m sorry. It was an accident. You are welcome to provide the Liberal prespective.

    How much will you pay me to come over there and post?


  44. just john says:

    Just a guess, since this is the second story I’ve heard today that sounds too “good” to be true: April Fool?

    (The first one was this: http://www.felonspy.com/

    Perfectly designed to inspire paranoia among parents.)


  45. Zooey says:

    Dork Horse…how appropriate.


  46. dbadass says:

    It sounds a lot like one of those Tony Hillerman titles


  47. The Republic of Stupidity says:

    ralph the wonder llama Says:
    March 31st, 2008 at 7:50 pm

    Why not? I think it’s funny to watch his little brow furrow while he tries to figure out what it means, and then, failing that, to try to come up with a comment that will hide his ignorance.
    ______________

    Hoooaky, Ralphie… go ahead ‘n play wi’t ‘im. But he makes a mess in here, yer gonna clean it up, young llama.


  48. The Republic of Stupidity says:

    Zooey Says:
    March 31st, 2008 at 8:49 pm

    Dork Horse…how appropriate.
    __________

    Snark Horse?


  49. ralph the wonder llama says:

    The Republic of Stupidity Says:
    March 31st, 2008 at 8:54 pm

    Hoooaky, Ralphie… go ahead ‘n play wi’t ‘im. But he makes a mess in here, yer gonna clean it up, young llama.

    (ralph hangs head) okay… I’m sorry. He started it.


  50. Anacher Forester says:

    RP sounds suspiciously as paranoid and delusional as Bill O’Reilly. Don’t you have anything better to do Bill?

    -AF

    Andrew Sullivan Is A Fraud


  51. Zooey says:

    The Republic of Stupidity Says:
    March 31st, 2008 at 8:55 pm

    Snark Horse?

    Snark alert!!!


  52. The Republic of Stupidity says:

    Snark???

    Where? Where? Where?


  53. The Republic of Stupidity says:

    ralph the wonder llama Says:
    March 31st, 2008 at 9:13 pm

    (ralph hangs head) okay… I’m sorry. He started it.
    ________________

    Have we forgotten what happened LAST time you brought one of those into the house? We never did get the stains out of the rug completely…


  54. Freedom Rebel says:

    You guys are absolutely right, there are three books with the same title. Not very creative is he. Here is a small description of the Political Thriller he wrote:
    After the Democratic presidential nomination is stolen by Senate Majority Leader Salmon Stanley in a bitter credentials fight at the nominating convention, Bob Long, the moderate Governor of California, shocks the political establishment by launching an independent bid for the Presidency. The FBI and the Justice Department launch a full-blown criminal probe of the credentials dispute, and prosecutors empanel a grand jury that indicts the campaign chairman of Senate Majority Leader Stanley for perjury and obstruction of justice. The Republican candidate, the incumbent vice-president, appears to be coasting to victory in the topsy-turvy three-way presidential race. But the morning after he accepts the presidential nomination in a stirring speech, he is murdered in a violent terrorist attack. David Petty, his lackluster replacement, the first African-American presidential nominee in history, is hobbled by a grassroots rebellion led by a politically savvy and occasionally demagogic television evangelist.

    The rest of the book description is on Amazon.com…..


  55. Freedom Rebel says:

    The other three Dark Horse books are written by : Tami Hoag, Mike Langan and the third Dark Horse: The Life & Art of George Harrison.


  56. batteries says:

    After the Democratic presidential nomination is stolen by Senate Majority Leader Salmon Stanley in a bitter credentials fight at the nominating convention, Bob Long, the moderate Governor of California, shocks the political establishment by launching an independent bid for the Presidency. The FBI and the Justice Department launch a full-blown criminal probe of the credentials dispute, and prosecutors empanel a grand jury that indicts the campaign chairman of Senate Majority Leader Stanley for perjury and obstruction of justice. The Republican candidate, the incumbent vice-president, appears to be coasting to victory in the topsy-turvy three-way presidential race. But the morning after he accepts the presidential nomination in a stirring speech, he is murdered in a violent terrorist attack. David Petty, his lackluster replacement, the first African-American hp hstnn-db42 battery,hp dv2000 battery presidential nominee in history, is hobbled by a grassroots rebellion led by a politically savvy and occasionally demagogic television evangelist.






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