Comments on: Abstinence education in FL leads teens to think smoking pot will prevent pregnancy. http://thinkprogress.org/2008/04/04/abstinence-education-in-fl-leads-teens-to-think-smoking-pot-will-prevent-pregnancy/ Wed, 25 Nov 2009 23:10:09 -0500 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.5 hourly 1 By: Who Misspoke Today? http://thinkprogress.org/2008/04/04/abstinence-education-in-fl-leads-teens-to-think-smoking-pot-will-prevent-pregnancy/comment-page-2/#comment-4750722 Who Misspoke Today? Sat, 05 Apr 2008 13:48:35 +0000 http://thinkprogress.org/2008/04/04/abstinence-education-in-fl-leads-teens-to-think-smoking-pot-will-prevent-pregnancy/#comment-4750722 Randal Graves: Why haven't you f*(ked Myra yet? Elias: Well we can't because of Pillow Pants. Randal Graves: Who the f*(k is Pillow Pants? Elias: Pillow Pants is a little troll that lives in her pussy. [Randal stares] Randal Graves: Pillow Pants is her pussy troll? [scoffs] Elias: [scoffs] Duh. You know how every girl's parents put a pussy troll in them when the girls are young, to keep them from having premarital sex? Randal Graves: ...Sure. Elias: Well Myra's is named Pillow Pants. And so even though she totally wants to have sex with me, Myra says that if I put my... thing in her, Pillow Pants will bite it off. So, I gotta wait until Pillow Pants get peed out of her body on her 21st birthday before we can have sex. Randal Graves: [floored] And Myra told you this? Elias: Boyfriends and girlfriends talk to each other about sex stuff Randal. You'd know this if you ever had a girlfriend. Randal Graves: Have you and Myra even kissed yet? Elias: We would have if it weren't for Listerfiend. Randal Graves: [beat] Listerfiend is her mouth troll, isn't it? Elias: [shakes head] Women. Randal Graves: Why haven’t you f*(ked Myra yet?
Elias: Well we can’t because of Pillow Pants.
Randal Graves: Who the f*(k is Pillow Pants?
Elias: Pillow Pants is a little troll that lives in her pussy.
[Randal stares]
Randal Graves: Pillow Pants is her pussy troll?
[scoffs]
Elias: [scoffs] Duh. You know how every girl’s parents put a pussy troll in them when the girls are young, to keep them from having premarital sex?
Randal Graves: …Sure.
Elias: Well Myra’s is named Pillow Pants. And so even though she totally wants to have sex with me, Myra says that if I put my… thing in her, Pillow Pants will bite it off. So, I gotta wait until Pillow Pants get peed out of her body on her 21st birthday before we can have sex.
Randal Graves: [floored] And Myra told you this?
Elias: Boyfriends and girlfriends talk to each other about sex stuff Randal. You’d know this if you ever had a girlfriend.
Randal Graves: Have you and Myra even kissed yet?
Elias: We would have if it weren’t for Listerfiend.
Randal Graves: [beat] Listerfiend is her mouth troll, isn’t it?
Elias: [shakes head] Women.

]]> By: dbadass http://thinkprogress.org/2008/04/04/abstinence-education-in-fl-leads-teens-to-think-smoking-pot-will-prevent-pregnancy/comment-page-2/#comment-4743592 dbadass Sat, 05 Apr 2008 04:47:46 +0000 http://thinkprogress.org/2008/04/04/abstinence-education-in-fl-leads-teens-to-think-smoking-pot-will-prevent-pregnancy/#comment-4743592 How strange! I would of thought this zaniness would have generated 100's of interesting comments by now. How strange! I would of thought this zaniness would have generated 100’s of interesting comments by now.

]]> By: Dreary Urbanite http://thinkprogress.org/2008/04/04/abstinence-education-in-fl-leads-teens-to-think-smoking-pot-will-prevent-pregnancy/comment-page-1/#comment-4740498 Dreary Urbanite Sat, 05 Apr 2008 01:13:43 +0000 http://thinkprogress.org/2008/04/04/abstinence-education-in-fl-leads-teens-to-think-smoking-pot-will-prevent-pregnancy/#comment-4740498 Next thing you know they will start believing in invisible supercreatures that could answer their prayers - but won't. Next thing you know they will start believing in invisible supercreatures that could answer their prayers – but won’t.

]]> By: dbadass http://thinkprogress.org/2008/04/04/abstinence-education-in-fl-leads-teens-to-think-smoking-pot-will-prevent-pregnancy/comment-page-1/#comment-4736498 dbadass Fri, 04 Apr 2008 20:42:45 +0000 http://thinkprogress.org/2008/04/04/abstinence-education-in-fl-leads-teens-to-think-smoking-pot-will-prevent-pregnancy/#comment-4736498 This has Daryll written all over it! This has Daryll written all over it!

]]> By: StratRat http://thinkprogress.org/2008/04/04/abstinence-education-in-fl-leads-teens-to-think-smoking-pot-will-prevent-pregnancy/comment-page-1/#comment-4735674 StratRat Fri, 04 Apr 2008 19:38:24 +0000 http://thinkprogress.org/2008/04/04/abstinence-education-in-fl-leads-teens-to-think-smoking-pot-will-prevent-pregnancy/#comment-4735674 <em>Uncle Ho Says: April 4th, 2008 at 2:05 pm hmmm, smoking pot will prevent pregnancy. I’ll smoke a joint to that. :-D</em> LOL. I was wondering why I never became pregnant - of course, I am a guy. I'll continue to use Uncle Ho's suggestion just to make sure I don't burden the world with an unwanted child :)~ Uncle Ho Says:
April 4th, 2008 at 2:05 pm
hmmm, smoking pot will prevent pregnancy.

I’ll smoke a joint to that. :-D

LOL. I was wondering why I never became pregnant – of course, I am a guy. I’ll continue to use Uncle Ho’s suggestion just to make sure I don’t burden the world with an unwanted child :)~

]]> By: impeachcheneythenbush http://thinkprogress.org/2008/04/04/abstinence-education-in-fl-leads-teens-to-think-smoking-pot-will-prevent-pregnancy/comment-page-1/#comment-4735494 impeachcheneythenbush Fri, 04 Apr 2008 19:25:23 +0000 http://thinkprogress.org/2008/04/04/abstinence-education-in-fl-leads-teens-to-think-smoking-pot-will-prevent-pregnancy/#comment-4735494 <em>Lisa FTW Says: April 4th, 2008 at 1:52 pm I find it ironic that the people screaming the loudest about how terrible abortion is are the same folks who endorse keeping youth in the dark about how to AVOID pregnancy! Statistics show abortion rates declined among kids provided with accurate contraception information. Since we began implementing “abstinence only” programs, the youth pregnancy rates have greatly increased. Anyone who doesn’t see the correlation between the two is in denial.</em> Florida has the 6th highest rate of teen pregnancy in the country. Lisa FTW Says:
April 4th, 2008 at 1:52 pm
I find it ironic that the people screaming the loudest about how terrible abortion is are the same folks who endorse keeping youth in the dark about how to AVOID pregnancy! Statistics show abortion rates declined among kids provided with accurate contraception information. Since we began implementing “abstinence only” programs, the youth pregnancy rates have greatly increased. Anyone who doesn’t see the correlation between the two is in denial.

Florida has the 6th highest rate of teen pregnancy in the country.

]]> By: Max-1 http://thinkprogress.org/2008/04/04/abstinence-education-in-fl-leads-teens-to-think-smoking-pot-will-prevent-pregnancy/comment-page-1/#comment-4734996 Max-1 Fri, 04 Apr 2008 18:56:43 +0000 http://thinkprogress.org/2008/04/04/abstinence-education-in-fl-leads-teens-to-think-smoking-pot-will-prevent-pregnancy/#comment-4734996 . It should be called <strong>Abstenence of Sex Education</strong>. . .

It should be called
Abstenence of Sex Education.

.

]]> By: Freedom Rebel http://thinkprogress.org/2008/04/04/abstinence-education-in-fl-leads-teens-to-think-smoking-pot-will-prevent-pregnancy/comment-page-1/#comment-4734976 Freedom Rebel Fri, 04 Apr 2008 18:55:09 +0000 http://thinkprogress.org/2008/04/04/abstinence-education-in-fl-leads-teens-to-think-smoking-pot-will-prevent-pregnancy/#comment-4734976 #42 L Annie When I went to school some thought chlorinated pools helped. #42 L Annie

When I went to school some thought chlorinated pools helped.

]]> By: Freedom Rebel http://thinkprogress.org/2008/04/04/abstinence-education-in-fl-leads-teens-to-think-smoking-pot-will-prevent-pregnancy/comment-page-1/#comment-4734922 Freedom Rebel Fri, 04 Apr 2008 18:51:03 +0000 http://thinkprogress.org/2008/04/04/abstinence-education-in-fl-leads-teens-to-think-smoking-pot-will-prevent-pregnancy/#comment-4734922 #34 RU Cerious $10.7 million will buy alot of condoms. You wanted to know how many...Here it is 972,727 boxes of condoms. Of course there are 12 in a box. #34 RU Cerious

$10.7 million will buy alot of condoms. You wanted to know how many…Here it is 972,727 boxes of condoms. Of course there are 12 in a box.

]]> By: L. Hussein Annie http://thinkprogress.org/2008/04/04/abstinence-education-in-fl-leads-teens-to-think-smoking-pot-will-prevent-pregnancy/comment-page-1/#comment-4734814 L. Hussein Annie Fri, 04 Apr 2008 18:43:07 +0000 http://thinkprogress.org/2008/04/04/abstinence-education-in-fl-leads-teens-to-think-smoking-pot-will-prevent-pregnancy/#comment-4734814 When I was in high school in the 1970's, douching with Coca-Cola was *the* sure-fire way to prevent pregnancy. Nice to see that some things never change. /sarc off When I was in high school in the 1970’s, douching with Coca-Cola was *the* sure-fire way to prevent pregnancy.

Nice to see that some things never change.

/sarc off

]]> By: Zooey http://thinkprogress.org/2008/04/04/abstinence-education-in-fl-leads-teens-to-think-smoking-pot-will-prevent-pregnancy/comment-page-1/#comment-4734604 Zooey Fri, 04 Apr 2008 18:25:21 +0000 http://thinkprogress.org/2008/04/04/abstinence-education-in-fl-leads-teens-to-think-smoking-pot-will-prevent-pregnancy/#comment-4734604 <em>Lisa FTW April 4th, 2008 at 1:52 pm </em> Well, if we teach the childrens effective sex education and birth control, how are they going to be punished for having sex, if not by becoming pregnant? Sheesh! /snark Lisa FTW
April 4th, 2008 at 1:52 pm

Well, if we teach the childrens effective sex education and birth control, how are they going to be punished for having sex, if not by becoming pregnant?

Sheesh!
/snark

]]> By: Uncle Ho http://thinkprogress.org/2008/04/04/abstinence-education-in-fl-leads-teens-to-think-smoking-pot-will-prevent-pregnancy/comment-page-1/#comment-4734342 Uncle Ho Fri, 04 Apr 2008 18:05:54 +0000 http://thinkprogress.org/2008/04/04/abstinence-education-in-fl-leads-teens-to-think-smoking-pot-will-prevent-pregnancy/#comment-4734342 hmmm, smoking pot will prevent pregnancy. I'll smoke a joint to that. :-D hmmm, smoking pot will prevent pregnancy.

I’ll smoke a joint to that. :-D

]]> By: Fred http://thinkprogress.org/2008/04/04/abstinence-education-in-fl-leads-teens-to-think-smoking-pot-will-prevent-pregnancy/comment-page-1/#comment-4734252 Fred Fri, 04 Apr 2008 17:58:32 +0000 http://thinkprogress.org/2008/04/04/abstinence-education-in-fl-leads-teens-to-think-smoking-pot-will-prevent-pregnancy/#comment-4734252 <blockquote>shoeless Says: Also, there is very little you can do to help someone who is stupid enough to think that simply telling horny teenagers to abstain from sex will cause them to abstain from sex.</blockquote> shoeless nailed it.......fits the definition of insanity to continue the policy too.

shoeless Says:
Also, there is very little you can do to help someone who is stupid enough to think that simply telling horny teenagers to abstain from sex will cause them to abstain from sex.

shoeless nailed it…….fits the definition of insanity to continue the policy too.

]]> By: DRxJ http://thinkprogress.org/2008/04/04/abstinence-education-in-fl-leads-teens-to-think-smoking-pot-will-prevent-pregnancy/comment-page-1/#comment-4734242 DRxJ Fri, 04 Apr 2008 17:57:40 +0000 http://thinkprogress.org/2008/04/04/abstinence-education-in-fl-leads-teens-to-think-smoking-pot-will-prevent-pregnancy/#comment-4734242 Actually, I think that if you picture Rosie ODonnell jumping up and down naked, abstinence is possible. Just kiddin' Love the Rosie! Actually, I think that if you picture Rosie ODonnell jumping up and down naked, abstinence is possible.

Just kiddin’
Love the Rosie!

]]> By: Frosty Cupcake http://thinkprogress.org/2008/04/04/abstinence-education-in-fl-leads-teens-to-think-smoking-pot-will-prevent-pregnancy/comment-page-1/#comment-4734212 Frosty Cupcake Fri, 04 Apr 2008 17:56:22 +0000 http://thinkprogress.org/2008/04/04/abstinence-education-in-fl-leads-teens-to-think-smoking-pot-will-prevent-pregnancy/#comment-4734212 RUC, Lisa: You can't use reason and facts to argue with crazy people. If that approach worked, they wouldn't be crazy, fact-avoiding morons in the first place. RUC, Lisa:

You can’t use reason and facts to argue with crazy people. If that approach worked, they wouldn’t be crazy, fact-avoiding morons in the first place.

]]> By: Lisa FTW http://thinkprogress.org/2008/04/04/abstinence-education-in-fl-leads-teens-to-think-smoking-pot-will-prevent-pregnancy/comment-page-1/#comment-4734162 Lisa FTW Fri, 04 Apr 2008 17:52:41 +0000 http://thinkprogress.org/2008/04/04/abstinence-education-in-fl-leads-teens-to-think-smoking-pot-will-prevent-pregnancy/#comment-4734162 I find it ironic that the people screaming the loudest about how terrible abortion is are the same folks who endorse keeping youth in the dark about how to AVOID pregnancy! Statistics show abortion rates declined among kids provided with accurate contraception information. Since we began implementing "abstinence only" programs, the youth pregnancy rates have greatly increased. Anyone who doesn't see the correlation between the two is in denial. I find it ironic that the people screaming the loudest about how terrible abortion is are the same folks who endorse keeping youth in the dark about how to AVOID pregnancy! Statistics show abortion rates declined among kids provided with accurate contraception information. Since we began implementing “abstinence only” programs, the youth pregnancy rates have greatly increased. Anyone who doesn’t see the correlation between the two is in denial.

]]> By: shoeless http://thinkprogress.org/2008/04/04/abstinence-education-in-fl-leads-teens-to-think-smoking-pot-will-prevent-pregnancy/comment-page-1/#comment-4734138 shoeless Fri, 04 Apr 2008 17:51:17 +0000 http://thinkprogress.org/2008/04/04/abstinence-education-in-fl-leads-teens-to-think-smoking-pot-will-prevent-pregnancy/#comment-4734138 If you jump out of the window after sex, you might not get preggers. If you jump out of the window after sex, you might not get preggers.

]]> By: RUCerious http://thinkprogress.org/2008/04/04/abstinence-education-in-fl-leads-teens-to-think-smoking-pot-will-prevent-pregnancy/comment-page-1/#comment-4734120 RUCerious Fri, 04 Apr 2008 17:50:03 +0000 http://thinkprogress.org/2008/04/04/abstinence-education-in-fl-leads-teens-to-think-smoking-pot-will-prevent-pregnancy/#comment-4734120 $11.25 spent for every Florida teen ages 14 to 17. Lessee, that would amount to how many condoms? $11.25 spent for every Florida teen ages 14 to 17.

Lessee, that would amount to how many condoms?

]]> By: RUCerious http://thinkprogress.org/2008/04/04/abstinence-education-in-fl-leads-teens-to-think-smoking-pot-will-prevent-pregnancy/comment-page-1/#comment-4734112 RUCerious Fri, 04 Apr 2008 17:49:28 +0000 http://thinkprogress.org/2008/04/04/abstinence-education-in-fl-leads-teens-to-think-smoking-pot-will-prevent-pregnancy/#comment-4734112 saw on the roseanne show that if you jump up and down after sex, you won’t get preggers…. ;-) Crap, and I just thought the wife had a great time! saw on the roseanne show that if you jump up and down after sex, you won’t get preggers….

;-)

Crap, and I just thought the wife had a great time!

]]> By: Frosty Cupcake http://thinkprogress.org/2008/04/04/abstinence-education-in-fl-leads-teens-to-think-smoking-pot-will-prevent-pregnancy/comment-page-1/#comment-4734092 Frosty Cupcake Fri, 04 Apr 2008 17:48:12 +0000 http://thinkprogress.org/2008/04/04/abstinence-education-in-fl-leads-teens-to-think-smoking-pot-will-prevent-pregnancy/#comment-4734092 McWars Says: April 4th, 2008 at 1:45 pm What would Ronald Reagan do? ------------------------------ Divorce his wife and hire a bunch of lying crooks, like any good conservative. McWars Says:
April 4th, 2008 at 1:45 pm

What would Ronald Reagan do?

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Divorce his wife and hire a bunch of lying crooks, like any good conservative.

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