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Boortz on his inability to use a floor buffer: ‘I would make a lousy Mexican.’

On his radio show today, right-wing radio host Neal Boortz — who has a long record of disparaging immigrants and minority groups — claimed, “I would make a lousy Mexican.” Asked why by his engineer, Boortz responded, “Well, because I wanted to scrub the hangar floor the other day, so I went and rented one of these big buffers,” later adding: “I turned on that buffer, and it damn near killed me! It was dragging me across the hangar floor, throwing me around like I — it was like a dog shaking a cat or something like that. You know, that’s skilled labor.” Media Matters has the audio here.



40 Responses to “Boortz on his inability to use a floor buffer: ‘I would make a lousy Mexican.’”

  1. RUCerious says:

    Well, we know he makes a lousy human being. And since Mexicans are human beings (don’t tell Neal) then yes, he’d make a lousy Mexican.


  2. DieNowForPeace says:

    It doesn’t take a “Mexican” to use a floor buffer, just a real man, you whiny little b*tch.


  3. GSD says:

    I am shocked that a flaccid rightwing assh*le is unable to use a tool that is about as difficult to handle as a shovel.

    Shocked.

    -GSD


  4. Gregor Samsa says:

    I don’t know if his lack of skill would make him a lousy Mexican. I do know his lack of sensitivity makes him a lousy person.


  5. Gregor Samsa says:

    “You know, that’s skilled labor.”

    I bet he thought this comment was a compliment. Since, you know, it’s rather surprising them Mexicans can actually be skilled at anything…


  6. WaltTheMan says:

    He should try a rototiller – that could offer some critical tillage on some useless meat.


  7. Miro says:

    “You know, that’s skilled labor.”

    I bet he thought this comment was a compliment. Since, you know, it’s rather surprising them Mexicans can actually be skilled at anything…

    Even worse than his thinking it a compliment is that it’s an insult, ie, he thinks that given a fair wage, a US citizen STILL wouldn’t be able to do it… just because he can’t.

    This all goes to prove that he was one among many who have been kicked upstairs into positions of leadership because those of us who do “real” work had to get these goofs out of the way so we could get something done.


  8. Zooey says:

    Holy crap…

    I’ll bet he thought Randi Rhodes ought to apologize for her remarks.


  9. jonny says:

    Boortz spends hours every day trying to outwit his cornflakes.

    You can gauge his success at it by how he shares his secret with his sentience-challenged listeners.

    Whatta maroon.


  10. Mr. Evil says:

    He must have gotten the Tim Allen rewired, modified version floor buffer. One that, if you could ride it, would win drag races.


  11. Mr. Evil says:

    Oh, and btw, Neal, you’re a pussy.


  12. Immigration2008DotCom says:

    I am outraged about [describe incident here]. I demand that [company name] fire [offender name]!

    Meanwhile, here’s another person saying basically the same thing, albeit in more words:

    the kinds of labor that sweat and toil and that make America a better place for all of us to live in

    Let me know if anyone wants other examples along those same lines.


  13. Badmoodman says:

    Picture this: That floor buffer trying to be handled by Bill Kristol. Yeah, makes me smile too.


  14. Fred says:

    Immigration2008DotCom Says

    Well you better hope he doesn’t know what he’s talking about because he also says this about your party in the same interview.

    But Republicans are going to become a party of the past and irrelevant in national elections… …and in the Congress of the United States… …if we don’t change the texture and the tone of this debate and stop blaming immigrants… …and specifically Latinos for every ill that exists in this society… They are good contributors. They are faithful Americans… They die in Iraq. Their names are etched in the Vietnam Memorial, and to make us all be criminals, I just think is wrong, unfair, and it is what is going to cost the Republican Party dearly in the future.


  15. Fred says:

    Immigration2008DotCom

    yep, I flagged him..


  16. Fred says:

    On his radio show today, right-wing radio host Neal Boortz — who has a long record of disparaging immigrants and minority groups

    Please, someone tell me why racists like this are allowed to have a long record of spewing hate. Why is this behavior tolerated.

    It is counter productive and self-serving. It damages our society and we should collectively eradicate it from our civil discussions.

    This hatred of others spills over into other areas like class issues. These people have enough hate to go around and we should stop letting them poison our daily lives.

    I believe in freedom of speech but somone is paying him to be on the air saying these things…..those financiers need to be informed that this is not what we as consumers want to see and if you finance it or support it with your advertising then we will not buy your products………

    I know, but we have to draw the line somewhere.


  17. ctalk says:

    And this punk Boortz would make a great slave to clean my toilet.


  18. Doc Rock says:

    Didn’t it come with pictures to show how to use it? He probably tried to ride it!


  19. Max-1 says:

    .

    Sorry Off Topic…

    A Memo with a G.W.Bush signature on it…
    http://www.gwu.edu/~nsarchiv/NSAEBB/NSAEBB127/02.02.07.pdf

    .



  20. old_hack says:

    why do you guys always act shocked? That’s Neal’s JOB is to be the biggest jerk he can be so that ppl that listen to their show can feel like they’re not guilty. It’s typical divisiveness. But you guys giving it attention is what they want!


  21. specialist f says:

    WaltTheMan Says:
    April 10th, 2008 at 10:43 pm
    He should try a rototiller – that could offer some critical tillage on some useless meat.

    May I also suggest he try a chainsaw, and then a wood chipper? ;)


  22. Klem Kiddilehopper says:

    Here’s a little background on Boortz in case you didn’t know what a prolific liar he is! He lied for many many years to anyone or everyone from A-Z, about his draft deferment and graduating from college!

    http://blogs.creativeloafing.com/johnsugg/2005/09/
    Scroll down the page,as they a few posts about Boortz on this page! If you want to read some more about his lying go to the months of Aug-’05, and March-June-’06!


  23. tom says:

    it was like a dog shaking a cat or something like that

    So, Neil, would that make you “a dog” or “a pussy” or “something else”?


  24. Bobwurst says:

    And he wonders why his wife hired a Mexican pool boy…


  25. Bobwurst says:

    And if he can’t handle a floor buffer, how can he fly a plane?


  26. GL2814 says:

    To describe the scum that is Neal Boortz, I must quote Gunnery Sergeant Hartmann:

    “Your a puke. You’re the lowest form of life on earth. You’re not even a human fu(king being. You’re nothing more than an unorganized, grabastic piece of amphibian sh*t!”


  27. Uncle Ho says:

    hey Boortz, join the armed forces, I guarantee they will teach you to properly use a floor buffer-among other things.


  28. BloggerRadio.com says:

    That’s why ‘folks‘ like Boortz are RepubliCAN’Ts.


  29. Art says:

    Why is this guy still on the air after such a racist remark?
    I suppose I would make a lousy right wing radio host…
    I couldn’t get my doctor to write me prescriptions I really don’t need.


  30. Chuck_Feney says:

    Bobwurst Says:
    April 11th, 2008 at 7:37 am

    And if he can’t handle a floor buffer, how can he fly a plane?

    Back in my Air Force days we used to call that job Buffer Pilot, at least, that what we told the ladies.


  31. tokin librul says:

    One of the right-wing flying munkey Neals–Boortz or Horsely, i fergit which–said not so longa ago, that their first crush was a ’stump-broke steer.’


  32. Luis M says:

    Ohh, is el señor Burts too week to handle thees macheeens? Maybe he needs to eet more tacos, to get some muscles in hees body…

    But don’t worry, Mr. Boortz. Here in Mexico, we do have idiots and racists of our own, so you wont feel lonely if you ever decide to come here and visit.


  33. SKdeA says:

    Let’s see, he has no manners or honor – yup, he would make a lousy Mexican.


  34. Klem Kiddilehopper says:

    I had forgotten to add in my previous post #26 about:
    BBBBBBBBBBBooooooooooorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrtttttttttttttttzzzzzzzz!
    (Name pronounced exactly the sound of gas escaping one’s arese!)
    Eight days before he either flunked out, or quit college for good he purchased on May 27,1967 a Class of ‘67 Ring, from Texas A&M! Please note on June 3,1967 he left Texas A&M for good, only a junior after 4 years?


  35. prabhata says:

    I’m Hispanic, but I think the comment was funny. Sometimes people say stuff that’s not meant the way it sounded. In fact I just read some funny stuff made by TV commentators, like this one:

    US PGA Commentator – ‘One of the reasons Arnie
    (Arnold Palmer) is playing so well is that, before
    each tee shot, his wife takes out his balls and kisses
    them ….. Oh my god !! What have I just said??’


  36. Robt says:

    It is sad to hear how Boortz has become dependent of workers to perform the slightest tasks for him. No wonder he like the exploiting of immigrants and the “Fair Tax” that would provide him with more selfishness and less societal connection.

    But Boortz on the radio is that of his experience buffing the floor he described. So where’s the talent that puts him on the radio? Is it in his friendly connection with the well to do that will spend to spew their gated community thoughts of the rabble?


  37. MarkD says:

    I’d give someone $100 if they had a video of that incident — that’s gotta be funny to see.

    (And I’ll note I had a hard time with one of those things as well — if you don’t know what you’re doing, watch out!)


  38. Klem Kiddilehopper says:

    What are the odds Boortz saw someone using a floor Buffer, then made up the story? Why would anyone be buffing the floor of a hanger anyway?
    Boortz probably thinks Manuel Labor is a Mexican here trying to steal his job!


  39. youtube says:

    sohbetif you finance it or support it with your advertising then we will not buy your products
    Bedava mp3 indirLatinos for every ill that exists in this society
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