Right-Wing Video Warns ‘Gay Activists’ Are Plotting To ‘Take Over The Cities Of America’
Right-Wing Video Warns ‘Gay Activists’ Are Plotting To ‘Take Over The Cities Of America’
Recently, Oklahoma State Rep. Sally Kern (R) came under intense criticism for making a host of incendiary remarks toward gays. For example, she said gays are a “bigger threat” to our nation than terrorism. She also warned, “Gays are infiltrating city councils.” As an example, she cited the town of Eureka Springs, AR, whose city council she claimed is now “controlled by gays.”
The American Family Association (AFA) has joined in promoting this myth of the evil gay agenda in a new video called “They’re Coming To Your Town.” The poster advertising the DVD appears to have menacing rainbow-like lights in background. PageOneQ summarizes the trailer for the video:
The presentation in the AFA trailer…”They’re Coming to Your Town,” tells the tale of an uncharacteristically diverse resort town’s government infiltrated by “a handful of homosexual activists” and bent to their will through the enactment of the town’s domestic partner registry on June 22, 2007.
“Watch, and learn,” says the trailer, “how to fight a well-organized gay agenda to take over the cities of America, one city at a time.”
Watch the trailer here.
Eureka Springs is not pleased with people such as Kern, who claim that they have the city’s best interests at heart. Responding to Kern, Eureka Springs’s mayor said the city is “welcoming to all visitors and residents without regard to their race, color, sex, age, sexual orientation, disability or national origin. It is our hope that all people would aspire to this ideal.”
This is not the first time AFA has launched a homophobic campaign. In 2005, AFA president Tim Wildmon backed a warning about “evidence of homosexuality and lesbian people on programs like HGTV and Animal Planet.” AFA founder and chairman Don Wildmon also proposed a hypothetical trip to “the homosexual bathhouses,” saying, “[W]e’re going to confront these people…for what they’re doing.”
You know, until now it hadn’t occurred to me that I have some sort of sinister force within my gayness that drives me to colonize gaydem into Oklahoma and Arkansas. After all, I just crave men with potbellies, polyester short sleeved dress shirts, bad haircuts, worse table manners, and brains the size of raisins. Yep, sounds like Paradise to me.
Fortunately, this video has awakened me. Look out, Oklahoma and Arkansas, I’m on my way. And I’m bringing a great big can of pink paint."
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Reich-wingers actually fear homosexuals. What wimps! How can reich-winger “think” they can protect Americans when they quake at the thought of two women or two men having sex. What pathetic lowly cowards…..
April 14th, 2008 at 2:29 pm“They’re coming to your town”
April 14th, 2008 at 2:31 pmSorry to burst your bubble, but they are already there. They’ve been there all along. They are your friends, your neighbors, your relatives. Now what are you going to do?
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The American Family Association WANTS an agenda from the gay community that threatens the family, but it ain’t happening so they have to manufacture the threat.
REMEMBER:
THEY(sic) HATE US FOR OUR FREEDOMS…
And so THEY(sic) create a climate of FEAR so as to attempt to undermine those freedoms.
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April 14th, 2008 at 2:34 pmBut will they help you party down?
April 14th, 2008 at 2:35 pmoh no!!!! guess k-y would be a good thing to put my money into then?
thanks gays!
jebus.
April 14th, 2008 at 2:35 pmQ U E S T I O N:
April 14th, 2008 at 2:35 pmHow many homosexuals must be cleansed from “our towns” so as to satisfy the AFA?
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Dr. Hussein Matt Says:
Reich-wingers actually fear homosexuals. What wimps! How can reich-winger “think” they can protect Americans when they quake at the thought of two women or two men having sex. What pathetic lowly cowards…..
they don’t fear them… THEY ARE THEM!
April 14th, 2008 at 2:36 pmI would think this would only worry someone if they were afraid that they were gay…. ahhhhh, that explains it
April 14th, 2008 at 2:36 pmEureka Springs is not pleased with people such as Kern, who claim that they have the city’s best interests at heart.
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Homophobia, bigotry, ignorance, intolerance, and the very notion that some people are more equal than others is in my “best interest” — how?
April 14th, 2008 at 2:39 pmOK. I’m gay. There. I’ve said it and I’m proud.
You know, until now it hadn’t occurred to me that I have some sort of sinister force within my gayness that drives me to colonize gaydem into Oklahoma and Arkansas. After all, I just crave men with potbellies, polyester short sleeved dress shirts, bad haircuts, worse table manners, and brains the size of raisins. Yep, sounds like Paradise to me.
Fortunately, this video has awakened me. Look out, Oklahoma and Arkansas, I’m on my way. And I’m bringing a great big can of pink paint.
April 14th, 2008 at 2:40 pmThey’re coming to get you, Larry Craig!
April 14th, 2008 at 2:40 pmWow — who knew that gays were so scary? Is homosexuality contagious or something?
April 14th, 2008 at 2:40 pmOK HypoChristians(R), now that you know my sin, can we talk about your’s?
April 14th, 2008 at 2:42 pmAwww… I’ll just color you Stupid, jdc.
April 14th, 2008 at 2:43 pmCould we finally get the Department of Homeland Security running efficiently, to combat the rising domestic threats? AFA may have
April 14th, 2008 at 2:43 pmhad a fitting existence in the 50s, but now they’ve morphed into a terrorist organization. President Obama, please watch them closely.
Ohhhhh, projecting just a tad there aren’t we….considering the Religious Right have been infiltrating local politics to take back America, or whatever they call their religio-jingoistic agenda today, since their leadership set them to the task during the Reagan Administration.
April 14th, 2008 at 2:44 pmjdc Says:
April 14th, 2008 at 2:40 pm
Most conservatives I know don’t have a problem with all gays. Just the guys and ugly lesbians.
Don’t paint us with such a broad brush.
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I can just see it now. “Gays are out to get us — except for the hot looking lesbos in the mud pit, they’re OK”
April 14th, 2008 at 2:44 pmOh, FFS!!! These people are nuts.
April 14th, 2008 at 2:44 pmI thought I was “gay”, once.
Turned out I was just “happy”… and then that passed too.
So now I’m back to normal… just another angry, bitter, gun-totin’ Bible-thumper.
April 14th, 2008 at 2:44 pmWHOA!!!!!!!!
“Hot Lookin’ Lesbos in the Mud Pit”???????????????
That’s gotta be on Fox!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
April 14th, 2008 at 2:46 pmso isn’t jdc basically saying that hot girl-on-girl porn is just A-O. K. with him, but the rest of the icky gays can just suck his co(k?
April 14th, 2008 at 2:46 pmThe buildings in the poster are in Amsterdam. On the Herengracht, to be specific.
April 14th, 2008 at 2:47 pmIs this about Holland’s legalization of gay marriage? Better include Spain in that list.
Yeah… but that doesn’t mean jdc is gay, Ralph.
He cain’t help it iffin’ “Teh Gay” find him too darn sexy for his own good!
April 14th, 2008 at 2:49 pmROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!! A reich-winger asking not to be painted with a “broad brush”….priceless.
Reich-wingers paint a broad brush for anyone who dares disagree with your extreme fringe 28%-er views.
April 14th, 2008 at 2:49 pmBiggs Says:
OK. I’m gay. There. I’ve said it and I’m proud.
April 14th, 2008 at 2:40 pm
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Oh no! I’m posting on the same webternet as a gay?
The sanctity of my marriage is ruined! RUINED!
April 14th, 2008 at 2:50 pmOMG! Gays are getting elected to public office. How could that happen? There must be a bunch of people who should be stripped of their voting priveleges. Lock up the gays and their supporters in the nearest closet.
/snark off
April 14th, 2008 at 2:51 pmBut just think of the upside, hussein toasterhead…how much better your taste in decor will get… and your ability to dance to hot disco music…
April 14th, 2008 at 2:54 pmAll troll ‘jdc’ learned in life, he learned from Old School.
April 14th, 2008 at 2:54 pmReich-wingers, approximately 5 to 10% of the population is gay. That means about 1 in 10 persons. So, next time you’re in a crowded restaurant, or ballpark, or movie theater, or concert, there is a very good chance that a person within a very close vicinity of you has “teh gay”. Deal with or move to a deserted island….you won’t be missed.
April 14th, 2008 at 2:55 pmOh sure….a republican preacher wants to go to gay bathhouses to confront the gay’s in them.
Somehow….I don’t know why, but somehow I can’t help but thinking this confrontation might be somewhat homoerotic in nature and conclude with a “happy ending” of sorts.
April 14th, 2008 at 2:55 pm“They’re Coming to Your Town”
Pretty much sums up the ENTIRE rightwing worldview doesn’t it?
April 14th, 2008 at 2:56 pmNo, you’re a moran [sic].
April 14th, 2008 at 2:56 pmThe AFA is correct, they are trying to take over our cities and eliminate true biblical standards. We must band together and plead the blood over these demonic spirits. The devil is a liar and he must be rebuked. Jesus said’ “where there are two or more in the midst, he would reveal himself”. Discoteca Help (prostitution venue in Rio De Janeiro) will be closed because of my church’s efforts and God’s guidance. For those who are homosexuals, Jesus is coming back. You need to get on the spiritual Straight life train or you will be on your way to hell.
April 14th, 2008 at 2:56 pmEnough of the attempted fear mongering reich-wingers…the gays are out and America really does not care. Thank you in part to the various radio talk show hosts such as Rachael Maddow, Carl Wolfson at Portland’s KPOJ, Karel at KGO, David Bender at AAR and others who have openly stated they are gay and have demonstrated to the masses that it does not really matter.
Obama ‘08
April 14th, 2008 at 2:57 pmMost conservatives I know don’t have a problem with all gays. Just the guys and ugly lesbians.
Otherwise known as “mom and dad,” on the JDC homestead.
April 14th, 2008 at 2:57 pmkindness Says:
Oh sure….a republican preacher wants to go to gay bathhouses to confront the gay’s in them.
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Then he’ll prolly find Darryl there.
April 14th, 2008 at 2:58 pmSpeak of the Devil!
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA….
April 14th, 2008 at 2:58 pmjdc doesn’t want to be painted with a “broad” brush. I must, therefore, assume that he would prefer a “guy” brush. Does he want pink paint with that? Biggs, can you spare a can of yours? (BTW, welcome, Biggs)
April 14th, 2008 at 2:59 pmThose right-wing crazies tend to infiltrate school board and other public offices one at a time to spread the intelligent design, anti-gay, pro-bigot agenda. THEIR agenda will be our ruin, and THEY ARE COMING TO YOUR TOWN!!
April 14th, 2008 at 2:59 pmWow. A gay thread, and, right on cue, Daryll appears.
April 14th, 2008 at 2:59 pmThe gaydar is strong in this one, Young Skywalker.
By biblical standards you mean sacrificing, menstrual huts, stoning, pillaging, plundering, slavery, and slaughtering of man?
April 14th, 2008 at 3:00 pmDaryll Says:
Jesus said’ “where there are two or more in the midst, he would reveal himself”.
April 14th, 2008 at 2:56 pm
So they had Gaydar back then?
April 14th, 2008 at 3:00 pmThe AFA is correct, they are trying to take over our cities and eliminate true biblical standards. We must band together and plead the blood over these demonic spirits. The devil is a liar and he must be rebuked. Jesus said’ “where there are two or more in the midst, he would reveal himself”. Discoteca Help (prostitution venue in Rio De Janeiro) will be closed because of my church’s efforts and God’s guidance. For those who are homosexuals, Jesus is coming back. You need to get on the spiritual Strai
April 14th, 2008 at 3:01 pmQuick, someone hit Daryll - he’s skipping.
April 14th, 2008 at 3:02 pmjdc Says:
I’m just an angry, bitter, small town typical white person.
April 14th, 2008 at 2:54 pm
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The Republic of Stupidity Says:
So now I’m back to normal… just another angry, bitter, gun-totin’ Bible-thumper.
April 14th, 2008 at 2:44 pm
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Sorry, son. I already staked my claim to that turf.
All we have left for today is “Bigoted, Irrational Loony”, which you may take as yer own… (but I secretly suspect yer “one of them” and hate yerslef fer it…)
April 14th, 2008 at 3:03 pmOh, good! It’s time for another command performance from The Performance Artist Known as Daryll!
Sit back, kiddies — you’re in for a treat. No one on the whole of the internets does a better “wacky anti-gay Christian” imitation than TPAKAD. And be sure to join in the fun — boo him, hiss when he enters, even post comments to him. Daryll will react just like a real Christofascist would! It’s ever so fun!
April 14th, 2008 at 3:03 pmDaryll is by far my favorite poster.
April 14th, 2008 at 3:04 pmHea, TP,
Where’s the pretty RED FLAGS so that we can flag the flaggarts like Daryll?
April 14th, 2008 at 3:04 pmDaryll Says:
“The devil is a liar and he must be rebuked”
I wholeheartedly agree, Daryll. Unfortunately Pelosi seems to have misplaced her table and there isn’t enough holy water in the world to take down Dick Cheney!
April 14th, 2008 at 3:05 pmJesus hates gays
This I know
For the Bible tells me so
Only straight ones to Him belong
They are right, eveyone else is wrong
Yes, Jesus hates gays
Yes, Jesus hates gays
Yes, Jesus hates you
The Bible tells me so.
/sanrk off
April 14th, 2008 at 3:06 pmBiblical Standards?? not enough stonings this week, big D??
religion is a PRIVATE matter, as is sexuality.
Dragging either into the public sphere demeans everyone and devalues all.
Anyone who wants to regulate sexuality better be prepared to let the IRS into their Church to make sure everything’s on the up and up.
Side note- here in my County, just last week, a Minister was sentenced to 26 years for sexually molesting underage Parishioners.
The Bible-thumpers where I live are the danger - never heard of a gay person being sentenced to anything, for anything.
April 14th, 2008 at 3:06 pmWhat do they care? They live in the suburbs…
April 14th, 2008 at 3:06 pmIf a gay couple move in next door, do I have to get a divorce?
April 14th, 2008 at 3:06 pmMy, my, my…I’m just having a hissy fit that that mean Daryll would say that I’m a no good person for loving another no good person. I mean, come on! Homosexuals have given us nothing but wars and economic distress and Constitution trampling and…oh wait…that’s the Christo-fascists of the Republican Party…sorry…my bad.
April 14th, 2008 at 3:07 pmDaryll is gay for jebus
April 14th, 2008 at 3:07 pmHey, Daryll, the AFA is a terrorist organization, and assuming that you’re a member of that organization, you’re a co-conspirator.
April 14th, 2008 at 3:07 pm…is this a joke? Some kind of satire or something?
These shrieking imbeciles are becoming so laughably ridiculous they are becoming virtually impossible to parody; they’re reaching a saturation point of stupidity.
They are stupid.
April 14th, 2008 at 3:08 pmJebus said ‘Love Thy Neighbor.’ I’m just taking him at His word.
April 14th, 2008 at 3:08 pmmisshusseinmolly Says:
Homophobia, bigotry, ignorance, intolerance, and the very notion that some people are more equal than others is in my “best interest” — how?
April 14th, 2008 at 2:39 pm
I don’t know but JDC is a racist and proves it in the McCain against torturing Americans thread. Just cause I said I was a brown female, he attacked me for no reason!
April 14th, 2008 at 3:08 pmHanddukskalle Says:
April 14th, 2008 at 3:05 pm
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Is there a translator on the thread?
This one is speaking Gibberish.
April 14th, 2008 at 3:08 pmIf the gay fascists and Al Caca both come to middle america, it will still be about .000009% of the population. It will be two people trying to make it on their wages and far too busy to promote any agenda at all, let alone find a support group.
April 14th, 2008 at 3:09 pmI apologize for the previous post, but I am using my Iphone. It is truly a shame to see a beautiful creatio sych as the rainbow be used for demonic purposes. For the homosexuals on this board and across America, there is a reason why HIV exists. For example, the chances of an individual receiving HIV while having sex through the rectum is much greater than other sexual practices. Homosexuals, continue to play with God and you will have a short life. Obedience is better than sacrifice.
April 14th, 2008 at 3:09 pmIt is in your best interst, misshusseinmolly, to GET WITH THE PROGRAM and condemn those terrible queer persons for having the effrontery to show you that they CARE about another human being!!!
April 14th, 2008 at 3:09 pmPeople who worry too much about other people’s sexuality, are too insecure of their own…
April 14th, 2008 at 3:09 pmI’m not sure… I’ve only recently been paying attention to the AFA, so I could be wrong… but I think that you don’t legally HAVE to get a divorce yet, but Teh Gays are trying to change that. Then you’ll have to marry one of them.
Daryll, do I have that Right?
April 14th, 2008 at 3:09 pm#51 Handdukskalle Says:
You’re just angry because we don’t tolerate intolerance…
Intolerance that leads to murder… I do not tolerate hate!
You may, in fact practice it, but in that, YOU are intolerable.
Peace.
April 14th, 2008 at 3:10 pmJesus said’ “where there are two or more in the midst, he would reveal himself”.
Uh, er, wouldn’t he get like, arrested for that?
April 14th, 2008 at 3:11 pmum darryl, jesus was probably gay… all he did was hang out with 12 GUYS all the time…
well there is that whole thing where he was married and had a kid too….
hmmm..
April 14th, 2008 at 3:12 pmPremise 1: Some writers of the Bible condemn homosexuality
Premise 2: Jesus did not condemn homosexuality
Premise 3: People deny basic human rights to homosexuals
on the basis of the Bible’s condemnations
Premise 4: Jesus demanded that his followers work against
oppression
Premise 5: The devil can deceive and manipulate man
Premise 6: The devil cannot deceive or manipulate Jesus
Conclusion: The writers of the Bible who condemned homosexuality and those who presently follow them have been deceived by and are doing the work of the devil.
April 14th, 2008 at 3:12 pmOK ralph, you can come clean the water off my monitor!
April 14th, 2008 at 3:12 pmDaryll - Gosh, I guess God wanted to get rid of those nice suburban housewives that have HIV, too. I mean, they CANNOT get their flower beds in order!!! They didn’t obey God to put them in neat little rows like a robot, so they have to sacrifice everything.
April 14th, 2008 at 3:12 pmThe AFA is to Christianity what dark is to light. Those who teach hatred and intolerance are the opposite of what they try to portray themselves as.
Daryll - that goes for you as well.
April 14th, 2008 at 3:14 pmDaryll
April 14th, 2008 at 3:14 pmGays are not trying to take over the cities any more than you and I. Why does you God create gays if they are not allowed to live in the biological standards they were created in? Could you be forced to live in a world of being gay? Neither could I, therefore we must respect their world, accept it and learn to live with it without judgment or condemnation.
Daryll, maybe you should just follow those confusing urges you’re having and see where they take you. Don’t fight the ocean, friend, or you’ll drown.
April 14th, 2008 at 3:14 pmWhat happened to both the “report” and “rate” options at the bottom of each post?
April 14th, 2008 at 3:14 pmI see The Performance Artist Known As Daryll™ is taking full advantage of the absence of flag buttons, and claiming that AIDS is God’s retribution on Teh Gays while he can get away with it.
Always pushing the envelope of internet performance art, that’s our Daryll.
April 14th, 2008 at 3:14 pmApple supports homosexuality and is a very left-wing liberal corporation.
April 14th, 2008 at 3:15 pmOnly if one of ‘em was an undercover cop.
April 14th, 2008 at 3:15 pmYes, Daryll - Octamethyl makes a good point. It seems though dost protest too much. You may find much more in God through a loving relationship with a person of the same sex than a life of misery trying to prove you’re straight.
April 14th, 2008 at 3:15 pmNEWS FLASH for all homophobic morons: they’re not “coming to your town.” They have long since been there–from the dawn of time–interacting with you, working with you, laughing with you, suffering with you, living around you, and having absolutely NO effect on your sexual orientation or the manner in which you live your lives.
April 14th, 2008 at 3:16 pmYes you are.
April 14th, 2008 at 3:17 pmCome ON, Red Pill! All my co-workers HAD to turn gay when they found out I was one!
April 14th, 2008 at 3:17 pmAre gays with us or against us? errhhhhhhh!
April 14th, 2008 at 3:20 pmralph the wonder llama Says:
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RUCerious Says:
If a gay couple move in next door, do I have to get a divorce?
I’m not sure… I’ve only recently been paying attention to the AFA, so I could be wrong… but I think that you don’t legally HAVE to get a divorce yet, but Teh Gays are trying to change that. Then you’ll have to marry one of them.
Daryll, do I have that Right?
No, of course not.
April 14th, 2008 at 3:20 pmI hear ya, GeeDubs…
I remember, lo these many years ago, in the heady days of my youth, sitting on the “sexual fence,” if you catch my meaning, as an innocent pre-pubescent child, when suddenly, Sally Jo Walker came strolling by. Struck as if by a ton of bricks, I decided in that fateful moment, “Yup–it’s HETERO for me, baby!”
It’s been a tough row to hoe, but I’ve stayed the course. Will Smith and Dylan McDermott have, of course, put my convictions to the test…
April 14th, 2008 at 3:20 pmralph the wonder llama Says:
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RUCerious Says:
Jesus said’ “where there are two or more in the midst, he would reveal himself”.
Uh, er, wouldn’t he get like, arrested for that?
Only if one of ‘em was an undercover cop.
April 14th, 2008 at 3:15 pm
BLASPHEMY!!! HELL IS REAL!!!
April 14th, 2008 at 3:21 pmDr. Hussein Matt Says:
Apple supports homosexuality and is a very left-wing liberal corporation.
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Geez, Doc, wouldn’t that mean Darryl has been… infected?
Unless, of course, he had an exorcism performed on his iPhone first…
Back to you, Darryl.
April 14th, 2008 at 3:21 pmhenry wallace Says:
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Are gays with us or against us? errhhhhhhh!
April 14th, 2008 at 3:20 pm
If you are holy, they are against us. Have you followed Acts 2:38?
April 14th, 2008 at 3:21 pmHey, Darryl… quick question for you…
Was it God’s will that Arthur Ashe, Ryan White, and Tom Fogerty all contracted AIDS thru blood transfusions and died from it?
April 14th, 2008 at 3:22 pmI’ve always been amazed that some think that gay is contagious or that somehow is synonymous with pedophilia. Ignorance is no excuse, simple logic should suffice.
April 14th, 2008 at 3:22 pmReich-wingers support murder, death, war, and torture….all un-Holy acts
April 14th, 2008 at 3:23 pmThe Republic of Stupidity Says:
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Dr. Hussein Matt Says:
Apple supports homosexuality and is a very left-wing liberal corporation.
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Geez, Doc, wouldn’t that mean Darryl has been… infected?
Unless, of course, he had an exorcism performed on his iPhone first…
Back to you, Darryl.
April 14th, 2008 at 3:21 pm
Just because I have a product created by satanists doesn’t mean that I am a sinner. Most products that we purchase our from companies led by sinners.
April 14th, 2008 at 3:23 pmDaryll666, check your incoming call. God doesn’t like to be put on hold. He’s trying to get you to toss that I-Phone as far as you can throw it, preferably into a body of water.
April 14th, 2008 at 3:23 pmDaryll Says:
BLASPHEMY!!! HELL IS REAL!!!
April 14th, 2008 at 3:21 pm
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And you prove it every time you show up here w/ your ignorance and prejudices in tow. Hell on Earth, indeed!
April 14th, 2008 at 3:24 pmYou make a good point you darling small minded neoturd. I knew we were supposed to be saving all our irrational fear and hatred for Muslims. Remind your friends, would you.
April 14th, 2008 at 3:24 pmYou support “sinners”, thus, you are a sinner. You’re going to Hell. Pack shorts.
April 14th, 2008 at 3:24 pmGeeDubs Says:
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Yes, Daryll - Octamethyl makes a good point. It seems though dost protest too much. You may find much more in God through a loving relationship with a person of the same sex than a life of misery trying to prove you’re straight.
April 14th, 2008 at 3:15 pm
Satan comes in very enticing forms. Jesus created Adam and Eve, not Adam and Steve or Eve and Evette.
April 14th, 2008 at 3:25 pmralph, gimme a high fiver!
April 14th, 2008 at 3:25 pmBut… but… Darryl, when you buy products from Apple, your money is helping to spread their evil… you are complicit.
You have SINNED, Darryl… SINNED!!!!
Repent, or come out… one or the other, Darryl…
April 14th, 2008 at 3:26 pmTHAT’S the Daryll we were expecting!
(Ralph stands and wildly applauds)
April 14th, 2008 at 3:26 pm“By their fruits, you shall know them,” Daryll. Shouldn’t an evangelical as conscientious as yourself seek only the purer path of consumption? Or does the cash register jingle signify consent?
April 14th, 2008 at 3:27 pmJesus created Adam and Eve, not Adam and Steve or Eve and Evette.
?? I thought it was God who created them?
Anyhow, since you want to tell us your fairy tales, here’s a good one…
Once upon a time, Little Red Riding Hood decided to go visit her grandmother, who lived on the other side of the woods…
April 14th, 2008 at 3:27 pmYour comments are proof as to why I am proposing that my church go on weekend tours through the Northwest Pacific college campuses and homosexual chapters so we can earnestly pray under the influence of the holy spirit to remove these demonic spirits.
April 14th, 2008 at 3:27 pmDaryll, Hell is your concept, your creation, if you believe in it you can go there. Don’t be surprised when you get there that your punishment will be eternal sodomy with a bible for perverting the truth. love is love.
April 14th, 2008 at 3:27 pmAll men are created in the image of our Creator, our Lord God Jesus Christ.
April 14th, 2008 at 3:27 pmDaryll Says:
April 14th, 2008 at 3:15 pm
Satan comes in very enticing forms. Jesus created Adam and Eve, not Adam and Steve or Eve and Evette.
You forgot the form of “Daryll”, but in all fairness you did cite ‘enticing’ forms, and frankly, you’re only repulsive, and mentally disturbed! You know, they do have therapy for homophobes like yourself, to help you from harming yourself and those around you - lunatic!
April 14th, 2008 at 3:27 pmAh, but Daryll, God created everything, right? The sun and the moon and the stars and animals and plants…and PEOPLE! All sorts of people! If homosexuality is so awful, why would God have created it? And if homosexuality if so awful, and there have been many instances where gays were thrown out of their parents home for being gay, why would a person continue to be gay? If heterosexuality is so great, why are there so many gays that come from the union of a man and a woman?
April 14th, 2008 at 3:29 pmI am proposing that my church go on weekend tours through the Northwest Pacific college campuses and homosexual chapters
Woo Hoo! Bring it on! Make sure you post your itenerary, so I can make time in my busy schedule to show up.
April 14th, 2008 at 3:29 pmWell then pass out the condoms Daryll because that’s how they have sex in countries where they have no birth control. That’s how aids has flourished in Africa and how teens who have taken the abstinence only pledge are doing it. God you’re stupid.
April 14th, 2008 at 3:29 pmDaryll, God tells me that homosexuality is fine with him, as long as it is based on love, since its His creation. Moses (allegedly) disagreed. I’ve never murdered anyone. Moses did. Who are going to believe.
April 14th, 2008 at 3:30 pmYour church members can’t find dates in your own hometown?
April 14th, 2008 at 3:30 pmSt D. Make sure you plan to visit Bellevue Community College, where I teach on the weekends. They have an active Gay and Lesbian community and club, and would LOVE to have you sit in, or even make a presentation!
April 14th, 2008 at 3:31 pmoctamethyl Says:
Daryll, Hell is your concept, your creation, if you believe in it you can go there. Don’t be surprised when you get there that your punishment will be eternal sodomy with a bible for perverting the truth. love is love.
Actually “Hell” refers to the garbage dump in the Valley of Hinnom (”Gehenna”)- a perfect place for a filthy piece of garbage like Daryll to be! ;)
April 14th, 2008 at 3:31 pmI gotta give you credit for a gorgeous assist, RUC. You arched a perfect pass right above the rim, and all I had to do was tap it home.
April 14th, 2008 at 3:31 pmDaryll Says:
Satan comes in very enticing forms. Jesus created Adam and Eve, not Adam and Steve or Eve and Evette.
April 14th, 2008 at 3:25 pm
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That was Yahweh, not Jesus.
Daryll Says:
Your comments are proof as to why I am proposing that my church go on weekend tours through … homosexual chapters so we can earnestly pray under the influence of the holy spirit to remove these demonic spirits.
April 14th, 2008 at 3:27 pm
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“Homosexual chapters”? Does anybody have ANY idea what he’s talking about?
Mebbe fraternities? I mean, they do refer to themselves as “Greeks”…
Of course, some of the frat boys I’ve known in the past were pretty tough and kinda touchy about things like this, so’s I’d be careful iffin’ I were you, Darryl.
Stick to the bath houses…
You’re more likely to find the kind of “action” yer lookin’ fer.
April 14th, 2008 at 3:32 pmDaryll - And if you come back and say I chose this lifestyle, then you DO need a straight-jacket (pun intended). Why would I subject myself to the likes of YOU if I didn’t have to?
April 14th, 2008 at 3:32 pmHeavenly father,
This post has proven that we need your help, satan wants to take over this country, but we will not allow it because you said we are more than conquerers through you. You said we can do all things through you, who strengthens us. Please help us remove sin and socialism from our society. Help us understand that you constantly preach self reliance and following your biblical standards. Please remove homosexuality from those who are suffering from this satanic illness. And I will give you all the praise, honor and glory for ever, Amen! Thank You Jesus!
April 25th, we will be having a spiritual revitalization summit at our headquarters church in Philadelphia. If you want to remove sin, come. For more info, please email me at lanierd2003@yahoo.com.
April 14th, 2008 at 3:32 pmThey have “chapters” now!?!!
omigod!! It’s TRUE!!! They ARE trying to infiltrate!!!
Quick! Everyone run home and shut yourself up in a closet! IT’S THE ONLY PLACE THAT’S SAFE!!!!
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Daryll, Hell is your concept, your creation, if you believe in it you can go there. Don’t be surprised when you get there that your punishment will be eternal sodomy with a bible for perverting the truth. love is love.
April 14th, 2008 at 3:27 pm
Trust me, I living my life God’s way. I am waiting to be caught up to meet him in the air.
April 14th, 2008 at 3:34 pmJesus was a socialist and thoroughly supported socialism.
April 14th, 2008 at 3:35 pmCome on, TP, until we get our “Recommend” buttons back, comments like this will simply go uncelebrated. That’s not right.
April 14th, 2008 at 3:35 pmPlease remove homosexuality from those who are suffering from this satanic illness.
Wow, this is pretty egregious, for someone with XianInsanity to call gays satanic. Look in the mirror, see if you even have a reflection, dude.
April 14th, 2008 at 3:35 pmWell Snarky snark snark…
Geez, guys.
I cain’t help but feel yer jes’ not takin’ Darryk seriously here.
April 14th, 2008 at 3:35 pm“Sin and socialism,” Daryll? How dare you so limit God that he would either care about or invest Himself in the petty political constructs of this world! Who’s the blasphemer now?
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Daryll Says:
Satan comes in very enticing forms. Jesus created Adam and Eve, not Adam and Steve or Eve and Evette.
All men are created in the image of our Creator, our Lord God Jesus Christ.
April 14th, 2008 at 3:27 pm
Amen, he sure did, but he didn’t create homosexuality and transvestites. If you are a man, act as a man, the same goes for women.
April 14th, 2008 at 3:36 pmI was thinking the same thing….I rocked on that one. :-D
April 14th, 2008 at 3:37 pmOh, by the way, your email address is misspelled, it should read laNERD2003@yahoo.com
April 14th, 2008 at 3:37 pmAll men are created in the image of our Creator, our Lord God Jesus Christ.
April 14th, 2008 at 3:37 pmDaryll Says:
Trust me, I living my life God’s way. I am waiting to be caught up to meet him in the air.
April 14th, 2008 at 3:34 pm
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***Snort…***
You can’t make up stuff this good. Gold… pure gold…
April 14th, 2008 at 3:37 pmIf heterosexuality is so great, why are there so many gays that come from the union of a man and a woman?
April 14th, 2008 at 3:29 pm
Because of satan’s works. No excuses, if you feel the temptations, read the word of God or begin to get on your knees and pray. An idol mind is the devil’s workshop.
April 14th, 2008 at 3:38 pmTRoS, my deepest snarkpologies, but this is just too much fun to pass up.
April 14th, 2008 at 3:38 pmDaryll Says:
Heavenly father,
This post has proven that we need your help, satan wants to take over this country, but we will not allow it because you said we are more than conquerers through you. You said we can do all things through you, who strengthens us. Please help us remove sin and socialism from our society. Help us understand that you constantly preach self reliance and following your biblical standards. Please remove homosexuality from those who are suffering from this satanic illness. And I will give you all the praise, honor and glory for ever, Amen! Thank You Jesus!
April 14th, 2008 at 3:32 pm
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God reads ThinkProgress?
Cool! I knew He was a lefty. Jesus definitely was.
Oh, and I forget - in which parable did Jesus preach “self-reliance” and the “sins of socialism?” Was it the same verse that he said his disciples should own Lear Jets and earn millions of dollars in “first fruits?”
April 14th, 2008 at 3:38 pmThat’s IDLE mind, Geebus Daryll, get your frikkin scripture sayings straight (no pun intended)
April 14th, 2008 at 3:39 pmThen… who created them?
And if someone else created them against God’s wishes, then your God is not so “all-powerful” now, is He?
April 14th, 2008 at 3:39 pmDaryll says:
“An idol mind is the devil’s workshop.”
Well, Simon Cowell must be in deep sh!t…
April 14th, 2008 at 3:40 pmDaryll Says:
Because of satan’s works. No excuses, if you feel the temptations, read the word of God or begin to get on your knees and pray. An idol mind is the devil’s workshop.
April 14th, 2008 at 3:38 pm
I think you probably spend too much time on your knees…
April 14th, 2008 at 3:40 pmDr. Hussein Matt Says:
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Daryll Says:
I am proposing that my church go on weekend tours through the Northwest Pacific college campuses and homosexual chapters
Your church members can’t find dates in your own hometown?
April 14th, 2008 at 3:30 pm
The attack is rampant in the Northwest United States. We must kill this satanic spirit by using God’s word and under the influence of the holy spirit (speaking in tongues as the spirit gives utterance).
April 14th, 2008 at 3:40 pmDaryll, I’ve never had a lesbian impulse in my life but if you were the last man on earth you’d no doubt change that.
April 14th, 2008 at 3:40 pmDaryll Says:
…An idol mind is the devil’s workshop.
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It’s all those idols in there, getting in the devil’s way again!
April 14th, 2008 at 3:41 pmDaryll Says:
An idol mind is the devil’s workshop.
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It’s “idle”, not “idol”… but I wouldn’t expect you to get it right, huh?
April 14th, 2008 at 3:41 pmDaryll Says:
(speaking in tongues as the spirit gives utterance).
April 14th, 2008 at 3:40 pm
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Sounds like a scene from Bible School Bukakke Party 2. Great movie.
April 14th, 2008 at 3:43 pmGeeDubs Says:
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Daryll - And if you come back and say I chose this lifestyle, then you DO need a straight-jacket (pun intended). Why would I subject myself to the likes of YOU if I didn’t have to?
April 14th, 2008 at 3:32 pm
Of course you chose your lifestyle through the influence of the devil. Here’s some scripture.
Romans 1:18-28
God’s Wrath Against Mankind
18The wrath of God is being revealed from heaven against all the godlessness and wickedness of men who suppress the truth by their wickedness, 19since what may be known about God is plain to them, because God has made it plain to them. 20For since the creation of the world God’s invisible qualities—his eternal power and divine nature—have been clearly seen, being understood from what has been made, so that men are without excuse.
21For although they knew God, they neither glorified him as God nor gave thanks to him, but their thinking became futile and their foolish hearts were darkened. 22Although they claimed to be wise, they became fools 23and exchanged the glory of the immortal God for images made to look like mortal man and birds and animals and reptiles.
24Therefore God gave them over in the sinful desires of their hearts to sexual impurity for the degrading of their bodies with one another. 25They exchanged the truth of God for a lie, and worshiped and served created things rather than the Creator—who is forever praised. Amen.
26Because of this, God gave them over to shameful lusts. Even their women exchanged natural relations for unnatural ones. 27In the same way the men also abandoned natural relations with women and were inflamed with lust for one another. Men committed indecent acts with other men, and received in themselves the due penalty for their perversion.
28Furthermore, since they did not think it worthwhile to retain the knowledge of God, he gave them over to a depraved mind, to do what ought not to be done. 29They have become filled with every kind of wickedness, evil, greed and depravity. They are full of envy, murder, strife, deceit and malice. They are gossips, 30slanderers, God-haters, insolent, arrogant and boastful; they invent ways of doing evil; they disobey their parents; 31they are senseless, faithless, heartless, ruthless. 32Although they know God’s righteous decree that those who do such things deserve death, they not only continue to do these very things but also approve of those who practice them.
April 14th, 2008 at 3:44 pmRUCerious Says:
TRoS, my deepest snarkpologies, but this is just too much fun to pass up.
April 14th, 2008 at 3:38 pm
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This is hysterical, RU. TP should schedule one of these every Monday, help get the week off to a good start!
April 14th, 2008 at 3:44 pmPatrioticLiberalChristian Says:
Premise 1: Some writers of the Bible condemn homosexuality
Premise 2: Jesus did not condemn homosexuality
Premise 3: People deny basic human rights to homosexuals
on the basis of the Bible’s condemnations
Premise 4: Jesus demanded that his followers work against
oppression
Premise 5: The devil can deceive and manipulate man
Premise 6: The devil cannot deceive or manipulate Jesus
Conclusion: The writers of the Bible who condemned homosexuality and those who presently follow them have been deceived by and are doing the work of the devil.
April 14th, 2008 at 3:12 pm
bitblt appreciates that PLC is up front about calling right wrong and wrong right, which is what you do in your conclusion.
As to your premises…
One cannot categorically say that “Premise 2: Jesus did not condemn homosexuality.” is correct. One can say that the Bible doesn’t record Christ commenting directly on homosexuality. There are a number of specific sins – such a spousal abuse and child abuse – about which Christ doesn’t comment. The lack of comment doesn’t mean that he endorsed them.
Nowhere does the New Testament, which records many words of Christ, make the claim that it records everything that Christ did or said. In fact, the book of John, at the end of the book, makes it clear that if everything Jesus did had been recorded the books would fill the world.
Christ did categorically comment on appropriate sexual behavior in Matthew 19 where He said that the Creator intended a man and a woman to be one flesh. In bitblt’s opinion if one believes in Christ, Matthew 19 is the end word in appropriate, acceptable sexual behavior.
Just as adultery is not worth causing a separation from Christ, neither is homosexuality worth being separated Christ.
“Premise 3: People deny basic human rights to homosexuals on the basis of the Bible’s condemnations.” is misleading. Would you agree that the following statement is more representative of what the
Bible does or doesn’t say about homosexuality?
The Bible doesn’t give people the right to be a homosexual.
“Premise 4: Jesus demanded that his followers work against oppression.” For this one you’ll need a book, chapter, and verse. When you find that verse, you‘ll need to show that it says oppression includes attitudes toward homosexuality.
bitblt seems to recall that the NT says when one believes in Christ one is truly free, but this appears to only apply to believers.
April 14th, 2008 at 3:45 pmthose aren’t menacing lights - that’s a city skyline they’ve managed to color in. Of course, all things evil come from the city…
April 14th, 2008 at 3:46 pmCome on, guys, quit pointing out Daryll’s grammatical mistakes. It’s all part of his schtick, part of his “character”.
Complaining about it is like complaining about Jerry Lewis and his lack of coordination.
April 14th, 2008 at 3:46 pmOMG… he’s quoting chapter and verse now…
I’m melting… I’m melting…
April 14th, 2008 at 3:46 pmi love it when a tighty-righty quotes the bible, as though it has any relevance.
April 14th, 2008 at 3:47 pmDaryll - stop looking at scripture for a moment - which was written by MEN, by the way, and look at the devisiveness you are causing by making gays less than yourself. Look past the Biblical injunctions - which were written by MEN, by the way, and judge not lest ye be judged. With love and affection, GeeDubs
April 14th, 2008 at 3:48 pm“They are full of envy, murder, strife, deceit and malice…they invent ways of doing evil…they are senseless, faithless, heartless, ruthless.”
Wow, the Bush administration is mentioned practically by name in the Bible!
April 14th, 2008 at 3:48 pmjdc, you can go back down and rest on the bench. Daryll and bitblt have this one covered. You’ll only get in their way.
April 14th, 2008 at 3:48 pmZOMG! Gay interior decorators on Home and Garden Television! Run for the hills!
April 14th, 2008 at 3:48 pmhussein toasterhead Says:
“Sounds like a scene from Bible School Bukakke Party 2. Great movie.”
April 14th, 2008 at 3:43 pm
Hilarious!
April 14th, 2008 at 3:49 pmThanks, HT.
I am constantly amazed at the people who actually believe that one can be “converted” to being gay. No one can convert my sexual preference. Only people who are holding onto their heterosexuality by a thread believe that more out gay people could threaten their straightness.
April 14th, 2008 at 3:49 pmSheesh… now we have this idiocy in STEREO.
How odd some of these cretins only show up when they’re needed.
Darryl’s gittin’ larffed offin’ tha thread, and just like that…
It’s like someone conjured up a demon or sum’pin…
April 14th, 2008 at 3:49 pmUh-oh… DSaryll is quoting from Jesus’ Letter to the Romans… we’re through now…
–what? Jesus didn’t write Romans? Those aren’t HIS words?
Good news, gang! Daryll wasn’t quoting Jesus with those verses! He was quoting Paul! The rootin’-tootinest convert who ever rocked the establishment with his new discovery!
We’re back in business!
April 14th, 2008 at 3:51 pmjdc Says:
Do you guys type with one hand while patting your back with the other.
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Well it’s better than what you use the other hand for…
April 14th, 2008 at 3:52 pmPseudonym Says:
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ZOMG! Gay interior decorators on Home and Garden Television! Run for the hills!
April 14th, 2008 at 3:48 pm
Trust me, I sent messages to the HG network about the bald guy and the sinner on HSN using scriptural proof, until I realized that satan was leading these corporations.
April 14th, 2008 at 3:52 pmGet on it, TP! We NEED those “Recommend” buttons!
April 14th, 2008 at 3:53 pmCappy Says:
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“They’re coming to your town”
Sorry to burst your bubble, but they are already there. They’ve been there all along. They are your friends, your neighbors, your relatives. Now what are you going to do?
April 14th, 2008 at 2:31 pm
Get them to come out of the closet in the Republican party ………
April 14th, 2008 at 3:53 pmPseudonym Says:
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I am constantly amazed at the people who actually believe that one can be “converted” to being gay. No one can convert my sexual preference. Only people who are holding onto their heterosexuality by a thread believe that more out gay people could threaten their straightness.
April 14th, 2008 at 3:49 pm
Sure you can, just like women and men can convert to having sexual relations with the pets and farm animals. Does it make it right, NO!
April 14th, 2008 at 3:54 pmDo you reich-wingers type with one hand while patting your same-sex partner’s loins?
April 14th, 2008 at 3:54 pmDaryll Says:
Trust me, I sent messages to the HG network about the bald guy and the sinner on HSN using scriptural proof, until I realized that satan was leading these corporations.
April 14th, 2008 at 3:52 pm
— The devil can cite Scripture for his purpose.
April 14th, 2008 at 3:54 pmThe Reich Wing:they hate, they fear, they warmonger, they are good Christian Soldiers, they all suck a$$.
April 14th, 2008 at 3:54 pmralph the wonder llama Says:
We’re back in business!
April 14th, 2008 at 3:51 pm
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Woo hoo! Crank up the disco music and break out the short shorts!
Time ta Boogie Down at TP!
Booma-chicka… booma-chicka… booma-chicka… booma-chicka… booma-chicka… booma-chicka… booma-chicka… booma-chicka…
April 14th, 2008 at 3:55 pmEven McCain wouldn’t endorse the torture Daryll is subjecting us to.
April 14th, 2008 at 3:55 pmDaryll Says:
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ZOMG! Gay interior decorators on Home and Garden Television! Run for the hills!
April 14th, 2008 at 3:48 pm
Trust me, I sent messages to the HG network about the bald guy and the sinner on HSN using scriptural proof, until I realized that satan was leading these corporations.
April 14th, 2008 at 3:52 pm
Kind of ironic when Satan’s kid is the VP of the US , isn’t it ?
April 14th, 2008 at 3:55 pmDaryll Says:
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I am constantly amazed at the people who actually believe that one can be “converted” to being gay. No one can convert my sexual preference. Only people who are holding onto their heterosexuality by a thread believe that more out gay people could threaten their straightness.
April 14th, 2008 at 3:49 pm
Sure you can, just like women and men can convert to having sexual relations with the pets and farm animals.