Comments on: Ten of the 15 questions in today’s press gaggle focused on Jenna’s wedding.

By: Max-1

Max-1 — Fri, 09 May 2008 05:24:31 +0000

DIAMONDS or PEARLS…?

By: singe_101

singe_101 — Fri, 09 May 2008 02:33:35 +0000

So?

By: MCMetal

MCMetal — Thu, 08 May 2008 22:09:04 +0000

“ Ms Jenna Shrub

You claimed on Larry King Live the other night that you are not beholden to John McStupid and the GOP . Given your family’s claims of being all “American” ; will you have children immediately if McStupid is elected , to keep his 100 year occupation of Iraq viable ?”

By: DieNowForPeace

DieNowForPeace — Thu, 08 May 2008 21:47:59 +0000

Will she be wearing a blood-stained wedding gown since her wedding will be paid for by the blood of U.S. soldiers?

By: StratRat

StratRat — Thu, 08 May 2008 21:24:09 +0000

dbadass Says:

Hey the white dude that’s is scared shitless of black dudes is here too.

Maybe he’s the father. Oh, I forgot. That is NOT biologically possible. So sorry.

By: dbadass

dbadass — Thu, 08 May 2008 20:54:18 +0000

Hey the white dude that’s is scared shitless of black dudes is here too.

By: shoeless

shoeless — Thu, 08 May 2008 20:50:49 +0000

StratRat Says:

The sonogram pictures were very odd: they all looked like cheney…

So that’s what Jenna and Uncle Dick were doing in Cheney’s man-sized safe.

By: IgnoranceIsNotBliss

IgnoranceIsNotBliss — Thu, 08 May 2008 20:49:02 +0000

#40 Exit Stage Left: I’m glad I didn’t get invited. It would really piss me off if every time I set my beer down I had to chase after her to get it back.

#42 StratRat: LMAO.

By: L. Hussein Annie

L. Hussein Annie — Thu, 08 May 2008 20:41:21 +0000

Let them eat cake!

By: StratRat

StratRat — Thu, 08 May 2008 20:20:09 +0000

And the beat goes on Says:

This story was not worth the space in TP. Let’s move on…

But it seems to be all the rage in the village. You know, the ones who started an illegal and misguided war to relieve the Iraquis of their dignity and oil. They seem to be VERY interested in this story. Why do you think that is?

By: And the beat goes on

And the beat goes on — Thu, 08 May 2008 20:18:08 +0000

This story was not worth the space in TP. Let’s move on…

By: And Yet...

And Yet... — Thu, 08 May 2008 20:16:07 +0000

War time solemnity, but only when BushCo feels like it.

The war dead on each side count to the Bush family, not at all.

Party on, Jenna!!

By: And Yet...

And Yet... — Thu, 08 May 2008 20:10:33 +0000

The wedding of Bush’s kid, who was photographed drunk several times & with her thonged butt up in the air dancing sprawled on a floor at some party.

Oh yeah, way more important.

By: L. Hussein Annie

L. Hussein Annie — Thu, 08 May 2008 20:08:24 +0000

But, dammit!! Is she wearing panties???

By: Zimzone

Zimzone — Thu, 08 May 2008 20:03:58 +0000

StratRat, you’re killing me! Keep it up…

By: StratRat

StratRat — Thu, 08 May 2008 19:59:20 +0000

IgnoranceIsNotBliss Says:

I hadn’t heard or read anywhere that she is pregnant. How’s come I got left out of the loop?

They tried to keep it a secret but I was able to get a National Security Letter and snoop through the doctors files. The sonogram pictures were very odd: they all looked like cheney with a pair of scissors. The baby seems to be shredding documents, if you can believe that.

By: Zimzone

Zimzone — Thu, 08 May 2008 19:58:11 +0000

One baby in hand is worth two in the Bush…

By: Exit Stage Left

Exit Stage Left — Thu, 08 May 2008 19:55:32 +0000

IgnoranceIsNotBliss Says:
I hadn’t heard or read anywhere that she is pregnant. How’s come I got left out of the loop?

Perhaps your invite to the baby shower got lost in the mail :)~

By: Zimzone

Zimzone — Thu, 08 May 2008 19:53:41 +0000

American media has become the new National Enquirer.

-Missing Blondes
-Pregnant Brides
-King’s Daughter’s Wedding
-Aliens speaking out of their asses (Santorum)
-Cover the truth
-Shout lies

I use to think the Enquirer was funny. That is until the Bush Empire & American media decided to become them.

By: Exit Stage Left

Exit Stage Left — Thu, 08 May 2008 19:53:33 +0000

StratRat Says:
And yes, Jenna is pregnant. She just doesn’t know who the fathers are at this point. I think she is starting a lottery, so everybody has a chance to guess who it is. Winner gets $3.00.

The winner can take the 3 bucks in cash or get a voucher for 3/4’s of a gallon of gas.