Comments on: The inside scoop on Sunday show guests.

By: Chocolate Jesus

Chocolate Jesus — Wed, 14 May 2008 07:34:17 +0000

leave a bowl of dead kittens in your studio overnight and you will attract cheney..

By: msm4Uandme

msm4Uandme — Tue, 13 May 2008 22:35:46 +0000

Dear Mainstream Media…

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2oA11ElI0FM

By: msm4Uandme

msm4Uandme — Tue, 13 May 2008 22:34:40 +0000

By: IgnoranceIsNotBliss

IgnoranceIsNotBliss — Tue, 13 May 2008 20:56:35 +0000

Cheney is with Rove. They are right at this minute biting the heads off of kittens. Oh, and birds, baby birds.

By: Leftside Annie

Leftside Annie — Tue, 13 May 2008 20:49:29 +0000

Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice “never says anything.”

Yeah, she’s afraid that nassy forked tongue of hers will snake out of that gap between her front teeth….

By: Shayne

Shayne — Tue, 13 May 2008 20:45:27 +0000

Thanks StratRat. Then that must be the euphemism for shoe shopping.

By: Buckie Boy

Buckie Boy — Tue, 13 May 2008 20:40:00 +0000

They’re avoiding inconvenient questions about Torture and their role in it, when someone asks questions enough people take notice…oh, wait I forgot, reporters don’t ask those kind of questions anymore.

Bush taught Cheney how to blow up frogs with firecrackers, so old Dick is down at the pond most of the day now.

By: StratRat

StratRat — Tue, 13 May 2008 20:28:07 +0000

Is that a euphemism for on her knees under W’s desk?

No Shayne, the term you are thinking of is ‘vaccuming the rug’. I learned that when I watched the movie “The Pelican Brief”. I wonder if Jenna ‘vaccums’ the rug?

By: Shayne

Shayne — Tue, 13 May 2008 20:25:02 +0000

“She’s under the rug in the living room.”

Is that a euphemism for on her knees under W’s desk?

By: Zimzone

Zimzone — Tue, 13 May 2008 20:17:46 +0000

Face the Nation is the last of the Sunday talking head shows I can bear.

George Stuff&nonsense is shilling for Shillary.

Timmy Boy acts like Stephen King on acid.

Chris Wallace smirks, smiles & smashes.

Notwerk TV is soooo 20th century…

By: WaltinTexas

WaltinTexas — Tue, 13 May 2008 20:10:26 +0000

What Cheney does all day??? He’s thinking up more ways to screw our country in order to enrich himself and his friends. Same thing he’s done since 2001.

By: StratRat

StratRat — Tue, 13 May 2008 19:47:19 +0000

- – Condi has all the depth of a parking lot puddle.

I am the Attorney for the International Parking Lot Puddle Association (IPLPA) and I am respectfully asking you stop demeaning parking lot puddles everywhere. Those puddles work for a living and they deserve better than to be compared to a souless hack of a Sec. of State.

Thank you for your anticipated cooperation with my request. Now back to your regular programming…

By: paleolib

paleolib — Tue, 13 May 2008 19:42:16 +0000

Guess McNutzi leaves it all in the green room because he barely registers a pulse by the time he gets in front of the camera. As for Cheney, it is difficult to imagine what they could possibly ask a despised lame duck VP that would be of interest to anyone without risking FCC violations as a result of his answer (”Mr. Vice President can you estimate to the nearest million how profitable the so-called war on terror has been to your personal fortune?”)

By: Zimzone

Zimzone — Tue, 13 May 2008 19:42:11 +0000

Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice “never says anything.”

She tries. She mumbles. She stumbles. She ‘ahhhh’s’ like the good Dr. asks. She ‘mmmmmm’s’. She stutters, much like her boss.
She’s not qualified for her position, much like her boss. She doesn’t know a lot about the Middle East, much like her boss.
She’s a political appointee, much like her boss.

Oh, that darn Condi. What will that girl do next?…

By: misshusseinmolly

misshusseinmolly — Tue, 13 May 2008 19:40:39 +0000

It’s no mystery why Condi is lying low. She would probably be asked about our contractors in foreign places. And KBR is an embarrassment, to say the very least.

By: Badmoodman

Badmoodman — Tue, 13 May 2008 19:35:15 +0000

A veteran newsmaker also commented that Rice is lying so low, “She’s under the rug in the living room.

– - Condi has all the depth of a parking lot puddle.

By: RUCerious

RUCerious — Tue, 13 May 2008 19:27:46 +0000

BWAHAHAHAHA!!! This thread has turned into a veritable Comedy Central. Good work all!

By: Uncle Ho

Uncle Ho — Tue, 13 May 2008 19:25:47 +0000

So?

By: hussein toasterhead

hussein toasterhead — Tue, 13 May 2008 19:24:33 +0000

Among the presidential candidates, Sens. Hillary Clinton (D-NY) and Barack Obama (D-IL) are considered the “biggest gets,”

Wow, ya think?

Meanwhile, Mike Gravel was voted “most likely to sneak out green room catering in his bindle.”

By: Xisithrus

Xisithrus — Tue, 13 May 2008 19:23:12 +0000

I think he [Cheney] is constantly locking and unlocking that man sized safe all day.