Two weeks after the California Supreme Court overturned the state’s gay marriage ban, a new Field Survey finds that 51 percent of registered Californian voters oppose a conservative-backed effort to “put a state constitutional amendment on the ballot in November” prohibiting gay marriage. Reuters reports:
The poll found that in recent decades a growing number of Californians have approved allowing same-sex couples to marry, with 51 percent of those polled now approving, up from 44 percent in 2006 and 30 percent in 1985.

“A slightly differently worded question on the same issue found 54 percent opposed and 40 percent in favor.”
May 28th, 2008 at 12:20 pmAfter 8 years of minoritarian tyranny its nice to hear from the majority.
One reason I reject religion - they are the first to condemn others who are (genetically) perfect in every way.
May 28th, 2008 at 12:21 pmJust a large amount of sinners in California. Jesus is coming back very soon. It won’t be long, we will be going home, thank you, Jesus!!
D-bag, nobody is keeping you here, or even wants you here.
Go home to Jeebus anytime you want.
May 28th, 2008 at 12:23 pmgitrdone Says:
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“A slightly differently worded question on the same issue found 54 percent opposed and 40 percent in favor.”
May 28th, 2008 at 12:20 pm
Has Massachusetts suffered any natural or even unnatural calamity for being “godless” and allowing gay marriages ?
Or even an increase in the hetero divorce rate ?
May 28th, 2008 at 12:24 pmWo, The Performance Artist Known as Daryll® shows up almost immediately on a gay-themed thread. How could have predicted that?
BTW, Daryll, “Just a large amount of sinners in California” sounds to me like a massive and casual judgment of a huge collection of fellow Americans. Pray tell, on what experience do you base this judgment? Have you spent much time in California lately so you could judge for yourself?
May 28th, 2008 at 12:25 pmDaryll Says:
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Just a large amount of sinners in California. Jesus is coming back very soon. It won’t be long, we will be going home, thank you, Jesus!!
May 28th, 2008 at 12:20 pm
Make sure you don’t forget to take Lieberman with you back to Israel ……………..
May 28th, 2008 at 12:25 pmMy bad, I meant “How could anyone have predicted that”
May 28th, 2008 at 12:26 pmI don’t give a damn about gay marriage one way or the other. As long as it isn’t made mandatory it doesn’t affect my life in any significant way.
May 28th, 2008 at 12:27 pmNo real surprise here, the majority of Californians have their shit together, even though they elected a C- actor as governor. Again.
May 28th, 2008 at 12:27 pm@2, Daryll Says:
Just a large amount of sinners in California. Jesus is coming back very soon. It won’t be long, we will be going home, thank you, Jesus!!
May 28th, 2008 at 12:20 pm
Izzat yew, Darryl? Or izzit yer brother Daryll, or yer other brother Darrell? So hard to tell with trailer trash like dat…
May 28th, 2008 at 12:28 pmDaryll pontificates:
Just a large amount of sinners in California. Jesus is coming back very soon. It won’t be long, we will be going home, thank you, Jesus!!
St. D., please hold your breath until jeebutz comes back. Please, since it won’t be long now, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, it won’t be long now…
May 28th, 2008 at 12:28 pmReligion was the first ‘good old boys’ club…we make the rules, and you can’t get in our club unless you promise to act, talk and look a certain way.
I call it ‘Elitist’. Men make the rules. You’re asked to believe in a higher power, (not necessarily God, but the men making the rules), do as I say, not as I do, and use generous portions of guilt to keep those parishioners in line.
Add the fact that religion is responsible for nearly all our Planet’s wars, and you have to wonder…is Satan the driving force behind what we know as religion? Would God really support killing his own children? I think not.
Religion is playing us all for fools. I quit playing years ago. I’ll face the ‘other side’ without fear of what somebody else says I’ll face for eternity.
Gay marriage throws a huge wrench in the God machine. That’s why the so strongly oppose it. If Gay marriage is accepted, what’s next; free college tuition? GOD HELP US!
May 28th, 2008 at 12:29 pmI get it!
Daryll IS Hagee!
May 28th, 2008 at 12:33 pmThe end is nigh!
Hey, Daryll, give me all your stuff before you go.
May 28th, 2008 at 12:34 pmTypical rightist view - constitutions are for restricting rights, not enumerating, ensuring or expanding them.
Jesus is coming back very soon.
Link? Date? City? Airline? Anything?
And back from where? Aruba? The Seychelles? An undisclosed location where he sits at the right hand of myth?
May 28th, 2008 at 12:36 pmZim, nicely stated at #13.
I left my Catholic faith when my grandmother passed on when I was 17. Divorced three times, the ‘church’ condemned this fine woman to eternal damnation, and that just did it for me.
During the next year, while walking to school each day, I figured out that my purpose on the planet was to do as much good every day, and the ripple effects of every action I take, affecting every person I come in contact with, are my eternal legacy. Period.
No need for any afterlife construct, it is alway with you, even after our short stint of existence.
May 28th, 2008 at 12:36 pmI suspect that this “conservative backed effort” to put an anti-gay marriage measure on the November ballot contains mostly those who want to get out the GOP base for McCain by putting a wedge issue on the ballot.
That’s worked in the past. Not so likely now. It will take more than that to turn blue-state California red. Plus people just aren’t as askeered of gays kissing as they used to be.
However, other conservatives in other states also see the California Supreme Court’s ruling as manna from heaven. it will provide advertising fodder for anti-gay initiatives in other states. And the people who bring about these initiatives could really care less about whether gays get married or not — they just want to get the homophobes off their couches and into voting booths.
May 28th, 2008 at 12:39 pmThe outrage of the right wing hate mongers is going to be classic on this one:
OH, NOES, TEH GAYS!!
Daryll is giving Buckie a run for his money on the humor front, though. I find myself waiting for McCain threads to see if Grampy McSame shows up.
May 28th, 2008 at 12:40 pmI think I got it now — during the writers’ strike, Daryll decided to join Jay Leno in crossing the picket lines and write his own material.
Once the strike was settled, Daryll didn’t see the need to hire back his writers, since writing seemed so easy.
Wrong move, Daryll. You used to be such a fresh, pointed caricature of a right-wing religious freak. Now your act has grown stale and predictable. Please, for the sake of all your fans, Daryll, bring back your writers!
May 28th, 2008 at 12:40 pmOne percent’s a pretty slim reed to go grasping at, these days…
it is true that same-sex marriage ought to be a 14th Amendment slam dunk. The state may not accord rights and privileges to any substet of the population which it withholds from any other group. Simple. 50%+1, or not.
May 28th, 2008 at 12:42 pmJesus is probably planning on being back before the November elections, so that he can avoid the embarrassment of being wrong when he told Daryll that Mike Huckabee would become “President-elect”.
May 28th, 2008 at 12:43 pmMy apologies, Daryll! Maybe you CAN write your own material after all. This is the best bit of comedy I’ve seen on here in months. Well done.
“Saving souls”… “bomb Iran”… classic routine. Brilliant.
May 28th, 2008 at 12:45 pmI am in the business of saving souls.
What’s the going rate, a buck a pop?
May 28th, 2008 at 12:46 pmRUCerious says:
I figured out that my purpose on the planet was to do as much good every day, and the ripple effects of every action I take, affecting every person I come in contact with, are my eternal legacy. Period.
Well said. ‘Paying it forward’ sounds corny & too good to be true. It’s not. Your ‘Kharmic Bank’ needs deposits. The good you do today will come back to you in another way.
Speaking for God is total bullshit. If God needed an interpreter, it sure as Hell wouldn’t be Hagee or Daryll or Bush or McCain or Parsley or Falwell or Buchanan.
May 28th, 2008 at 12:47 pmDaryll Says:
Just a large amount of sinners in California. Jesus is coming back very soon. It won’t be long, we will be going home, thank you, Jesus!!
Can I have your vehicle when you leave?
May 28th, 2008 at 12:47 pmWhat about the ’souls’ of all the people that will be downwind of the fallout from such a bombing. Don’t you want to go spend a couple of years in Pakistan, India, Myanmar, Thailand, etc, getting those souls ready?
May 28th, 2008 at 12:47 pmHey, Daryll, give me all your stuff before you go.
You really wouldn’t be happy. It’s all covered in feces, especially the Mary Magdalen figurine.
Oh, and BTW, there’s no such thing as “the end times”.
All that shit in the Bible is pure baloney, conjured to control the masses.
Seems to work on only the truly weak minded and the inept.
May 28th, 2008 at 12:50 pmDaryll Says:
If you want humor, watch Jay Leno. I am in the business of saving souls. Also, will you join me and others in sending an email message to the White House to bomb Iran’s Nuclear facilities?
Yeah, I am sure dropping bombs on people will save many souls……
You are one sick puke Daryll.
May 28th, 2008 at 12:52 pmOY such a fine example of a “Christian”
You should reward yourself with another glass of puppy blood after that post.
Or are you doing Iraqi baby blood by now?
Daryll Says Some Stupid Shit.
God never was, never will be…delusional fool.
Gay Marriage is called ‘EQUAL RIGHTS’ and not what your bigoted religion tells you to think Daryll.
May 28th, 2008 at 12:52 pm“Google” it.
Other than the Old Testament, there’s no historical record (sic) on ANYONE claiming to be Jesus.
Besides, I saw Jesus at the local Jiffy Lube yesterday.
I don’t think he’s doing very well lately…
May 28th, 2008 at 12:52 pmD-bag Daryll better stay away from any Holy water.
Heretics like him claim “it burns! it burns!”
May 28th, 2008 at 12:56 pmDaryll Says:
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If you want humor, watch Jay Leno. I am in the business of saving souls. Also, will you join me and others in sending an email message to the White House to bomb Iran’s Nuclear facilities?
May 28th, 2008 at 12:43 pm
1st off , Jay Leno really isn’t funny.
Additionally ; what exactly are you “saving souls” from ?
An interesting , well-rounded existence for a backwards-ass , meaningless , narrow-minded view and belief in an old yarn that mimics a fairy tale ?
You’re actually helping in the dumbing-down of more Americans (which this country simply cannot afford any longer) , and pushing your own insane and idiotic views and beliefs onto innocents ; not very “Christian” of you.
BTW
This country needs to straighten itself out (especially those like you) , instead of allowing whack jobs to be sending military strategies in the form of e-mails to the White House to an obviously equally unqualified and dim-witted loon to have read to him………..
May 28th, 2008 at 12:57 pmDaryll, you really are a tiresome mouth-breather. I swear, Chatty Kathy holds up her end of a conversation with more wit than you do.
Go home to Jebus, you idiot.
Heh. If Jebus has any sense at all, up there in Heaven, He won’t let you in.
May 28th, 2008 at 12:57 pmForTruth Says:
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Daryll Says:
Just a large amount of sinners in California. Jesus is coming back very soon. It won’t be long, we will be going home, thank you, Jesus!!
Can I have your vehicle when you leave?
May 28th, 2008 at 12:47 pm
You want possession of a bicycle that is missing its seat ?
Why ?
May 28th, 2008 at 12:59 pmCome on, guys, how can you take Daryll seriously after a statement like that? And delivered with such exquisite timing?
I know, I know… D-bag’s been off his game lately, but that “Saving souls/bomb Iran” bit was some comedy gold,destined to go down as a classic, and you guys just don’t see it.
I don’t understand why. It’s not like Daryll’s that good an actor.
May 28th, 2008 at 1:00 pmIf you care about your children, you will join me.
FCUK YOU AND THAT HORSE YOU RODE-IN-ON, DIPSHIT.
May 28th, 2008 at 1:07 pmGood point. Why hide information about your involvement in a federal investigation of a governor from the other party? Why hide information about your involvement with the politicization of the Justice Department? Obviously, it means you’re guilty.
Excellent point, Daryll.
And I’m still chuckling over that “saving souls/bomb Iran” bit. I might steal that one.
May 28th, 2008 at 1:08 pmcavjam:
An undisclosed location where he sits at the right hand of myth?
F’ing priceless…I almost shed a tear that one is so beautiful. Well played.
May 28th, 2008 at 1:09 pmEasy there, Daryll — you’re in danger of running this joke into the ground. Pacing. Work on your pacing. You’re not Robin Williams.
May 28th, 2008 at 1:10 pm“If you don’t support bombing Iranian nuclear facilities, your American citizenship should be stripped from your record.”
OUTSTANDING. Nice work, Xian! Besides, I thought that the Rapture is Coming, and your (lovely, I’m sure) children won’t have to worry about Iran’s nukes. Which is it? - you’re confusing me with your delusions now.
May 28th, 2008 at 1:11 pmBest snark I have seen all day. Bless me Jesus for those I am about to murder.
Total. Doosh-bag.
May 28th, 2008 at 1:12 pmDaryll Says:
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If you don’t support bombing Iran’s nuclear facilities, you do not support freedom and democracy. If you don’t support bombing Iranian nuclear facilities, your American citizenship should be stripped from your record.
No D-bag. You’re citizenship should be stripped, if anyone’s, for advocating punishment against another American citizen for having an OPINION that differs from yours. In AMERICA we are allowed to THINK what we WANT you jackass.
If you support bombing Iran’s nuclear facilities then you support the creation of WWIII and a sh1tstorm the likes of which this world has not seen in over 60 years. Millions will die you moron.
May 28th, 2008 at 1:12 pmDuck Faryll.
May 28th, 2008 at 1:14 pmDaryll, you do realise that Jesus, if he ever existed, would NOT advocate bombing Iran. In fact, he would have been against it entirely. In fact, I’m pretty sure Jesus would have had a big problem with the vast majority of military conflicts in the last few decades. WWII and America’s involvement in it he probably would not have had a problem with…but that’s the only one I can think of in recent history.
Have you ever even read the things that Jesus taught? It seems like most of you so-called Christians only read the parts of the Bible that make it easier for you to condemn and kill people, which I thought was supposed to be the polar opposite of Jesus’s message, which was forgive, love, and care for others. It is better that you be struck down than raise a hand in anger against your fellow man, turn the other cheek, love thy neighbor as yourself, love thy enemy, for he who cares for the least amongst us cares for me, judge not etc etc…any of this ringing a bell? Probably not. I’m an atheist and I’m a better Christian than you are.
May 28th, 2008 at 1:18 pmOther than the Old Testament, there’s no historical record (sic) on ANYONE claiming to be Jesus.
Not sure which is funnier: that the OT is considered a historical record or the implication that Jesus is mention there.
May 28th, 2008 at 1:18 pmThe ‘end times’ idiocy is a construct of a 19th century preacher. There is No mention if it in the bible (St. John the Divine was preaching about the Roman Empire). Regretably it caught on and still lives in various christian sects. People have been calling for the return of Christ since the 11th century, that I know of. Lets remember that Jesus, if he existed, was the Prince of Peace who kept company with the worst of sinners and always tried to save them. Nuculear annihilation doesn’t really keep with that, seriously.
May 28th, 2008 at 1:19 pmI married my high school sweetheart. Gay marriage wasn’t an option then. If it had been, I’d have still married my high school sweetheart. If I hadn’t married her then and met her now that gay marriage is legal in California, I’d probably still marry her today. As Popeye the Sailor said, I am what I am, and that’s all that I am.
Impeach Cheney and Bush and Save the Constitution! Also, stay out of people’s bedrooms!
Abu Ben Hussein Leporello.
Daryll Says:
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If you don’t support bombing Iran’s nuclear facilities, you do not support freedom and democracy. If you don’t support bombing Iranian nuclear facilities, your American citizenship should be stripped from your record.
May 28th, 2008 at 1:06 pm
Bombing a singular country back to the Stone Age is hardly the way to securing freedom and democracy , stupid ass ; especially a country where any wrongdoing has not yet been positively identified.
Shitheads like yourself have absolutely no say on this topic ; look how wonderfully the previous dubious claim(s) of WMD’s and “mushroom clouds” has turned out , 6 years later……..
May 28th, 2008 at 1:21 pmNice catch Miles hahahaha.
Historical record…f’ing hilarious.
Which book of the OT was Jesus in again? Oh yeah, the Book of Non-existence, Chapter -1 Verse x/0.
May 28th, 2008 at 1:21 pmGreat…one state out of 52 who are progressive.
May 28th, 2008 at 1:22 pm“we must still ensure that our future generation is safe from all hurt, harm and danger.”
So, when does Child Protective Services show up at your door?
May 28th, 2008 at 1:22 pmDaryll Says:
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“If you don’t support bombing Iranian nuclear facilities, your American citizenship should be stripped from your record.”
OUTSTANDING. Nice work, Xian! Besides, I thought that the Rapture is Coming, and your (lovely, I’m sure) children won’t have to worry about Iran’s nukes. Which is it? - you’re confusing me with your delusions now.
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If God decides to prolong his return for another few decades, we must still ensure that our future generation is safe from all hurt, harm and danger.
May 28th, 2008 at 1:17 pm
And the way to properly approach that is to annihilate everyone else ?
My , how enlightening ……………
May 28th, 2008 at 1:22 pm#55
May 28th, 2008 at 1:23 pmI’d like to call your attention to my state, Massachusetts. We got there before California…it ain’t perfect, but it’s still a step in the right direction as is CA.
Daryll Says:
If you don’t support bombing Iran’s nuclear facilities, you do not support freedom and democracy. If you don’t support bombing Iranian nuclear facilities, your American citizenship should be stripped from your record.
May 28th, 2008 at 1:06 pm
I thought I’d find this sick f_ck troll here.
I just talked to Jesus, and he’s really pissed at Daryll for lying about everything He stands for.
Sorry Daryll, you just missed the Rapture.
May 28th, 2008 at 1:23 pmHey, St. D, why aren’t we bombing N. Korea then, since they already have nukes, and probably would use them against us in a first strike?
And Pakistan, they could be taken over by radical MOOSLUMS, or how about Israel, they attacked our ship without provocation.
O Lord, let us pray that we nuke any and every country that ever could have the ability to do harm to us, in Jayzus name we puhray!
Fu(kwit.
May 28th, 2008 at 1:25 pmOh yes, we must preserve our empire for our children’s future, much in the same way that Rameses II tried to preserve his empire by executing the first born male child of every Hebrew slave in an attempt to kill Moses. Much in the same way that Herod tried to have Jesus killed. Much in the same way that the Romans feared for their children and had Jesus crucified. Much in the same way…ah fu(k it, you get my point.
May 28th, 2008 at 1:25 pmliberal traitor Says:
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#55
I’d like to call your attention to my state, Massachusetts. We got there before California…it ain’t perfect, but it’s still a step in the right direction as is CA.
May 28th, 2008 at 1:23 pm
I mentioned you and your progressive state in post #5 ; you and your fellow Massachusetts residents really bring hope to those who have lived in fear and shame for far too long.
Hooray and bravo to all of you , as you are true Americans ……
May 28th, 2008 at 1:27 pmSorry, meant New Testament, and the “historical record” thing relating to the Bible was supposed to be comedic, duh.
May 28th, 2008 at 1:27 pmIran needs to show the details of their nuclear program within the next 60 days or else……
“Bravest words come from the safest places”.
My god, you’re such a pu55y.
May 28th, 2008 at 1:28 pmDaryll Says:
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May 28th, 2008 at 1:06 pm
Bombing a singular country back to the Stone Age is hardly the way to securing freedom and democracy , stupid ass ; especially a country where any wrongdoing has not yet been positively identified.
Shitheads like yourself have absolutely no say on this topic ; look how wonderfully the previous dubious claim(s) of WMD’s and “mushroom clouds” has turned out , 6 years later……..
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Iran needs to show the details of their nuclear program within the next 60 days or else……
May 28th, 2008 at 1:26 pm
“Or else” what ?
You’re gonna’ send a nuclear Bible at them ?
Get lost , jackass…………
May 28th, 2008 at 1:28 pm#18 I commend you and your honesty. I too walked away from the church. I try to do good things and help others. I treat all my male friends like brothers and my female friends as sisters. Tollerance and Love ….thats it. A gay man introduce me to my wife…I hope he finds the same happeness that he gave to me and my wife.
May 28th, 2008 at 1:29 pmMcMetal, or else,…he’s gonna go over there and convert each and every one to his perverted brand of Xianinsanity.
May 28th, 2008 at 1:29 pm# 62. Dumbsh1t says:
Or else what Daryll? We’ll illegally invade them like we did Iraq? Great plan, it worked out so well the first time, you f’ing moron.
Have you given any thought to what will happen to our troops in Iraq if we start bombing Iran? The Quds force alone has 90,000 troops, and that is not the entire Iranian army. We may have better weapons, but if Iran decides to invade Iraq in retaliation for us bombing them, the streets of Baghdad will run red with the blood of American soldiers, more so than it is already. Instead of buckets, there will be a tsunami. That blood will be on the hands of you and everyone like you who encouraged this and made this psychopathic act possible. Are you ready to settle up with St. Peter on that one when the time comes? Are you?
May 28th, 2008 at 1:29 pmRUCerious Says:
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McMetal, or else,…he’s gonna go over there and convert each and every one to his perverted brand of Xianinsanity.
May 28th, 2008 at 1:29 pm
Actually , threatening to make others as insane and galactically stupid as dumbassdaryll appears to be is a pretty serious threat ……
May 28th, 2008 at 1:31 pmThe truth lies within http://www.zeitgeistmovie.com . It will change the way you look at the SYSTEM. all systems.
May 28th, 2008 at 1:31 pmNoLies ~ Thanks for the kind words. I have found that the Buddhist philosophy is actually kind of close to what I came up with myself. I fail miserably when I get agitated over clowns like Daryll, but I can forgive myself.
May 28th, 2008 at 1:31 pmDaryll Says:
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Hey, St. D, why aren’t we bombing N. Korea then, since they already have nukes, and probably would use them against us in a first strike?
And Pakistan, they could be taken over by radical MOOSLUMS, or how about Israel, they attacked our ship without provocation.
O Lord, let us pray that we nuke any and every country that ever could have the ability to do harm to us, in Jayzus name we puhray!
Fu(kwit.
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North Korea has disabled their nuclear program. They are no long considered an axis of evil. Pakistan and Israel are allies to America.
May 28th, 2008 at 1:30 pm
Countries that you need pay obscene amounts are not “friends” , you colossal ignoramus …………
May 28th, 2008 at 1:32 pmDNFP,
No worries, I thought we were talking in general, missed your comments if that’s what we were referring to. I’ve heard “Xtian”s be that stupid before and refer to the bible as a historical record, as well as thinking Jesus was in the OT. They don’t even know that the OT is also called the Torah, or the first 5 books of the Jewish scriptures…f’ing morons don’t even know where their particular brand of supernatural security blanket worship comes from.
At least I know where my atheism comes from: experience and free will.
May 28th, 2008 at 1:32 pmPsssst, Daryll, Ted Haggard is looking for you!!
He says, “Don’t forget the meth and the condoms!”
May 28th, 2008 at 1:33 pmDaryll Says
May 28th, 2008 at 1:03 pm
We have to protect other countries as well as our future generation from possible nuclear attacks. Iran still has yet to answer questions about their nuclear program. If you are not doing anything devious, why hide information about your nuclear program? If you want to continue to live in a free democratic nation, join me and others in sending a persuasive email message to the White House on bombing Iran’s nuclear facilities. If you care about your children, you will join me. God is good.
Daryll Says
May 28th, 2008 at 1:06 pm
If you don’t support bombing Iran’s nuclear facilities, you do not support freedom and democracy. If you don’t support bombing Iranian nuclear facilities, your American citizenship should be stripped from your record.
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You know, Daryll — you used to be much better at this. Your posts, while obvious parodies, could have been mistaken for the posts of a real misguided ignorant bigot at one time.
Now you talk about living in a free democratic nation while advocating fascism — the “if you don’t agree with the state, we kick you out” mentality. “Freedom” to march in lockstep with a single ideology is anything but. This oxymoron is as hilarious as the “saving souls” and “bombing Iran” juxtaposition. You were never believable as a conservative poster, and now you’re not even believable as a troll.
Still — I have to applaud you for remaining in character as long as you have.
May 28th, 2008 at 1:34 pmLeave God out of this, Daryll. You’re a lump of dog shit for a human being.
Reich-wingers are famous for their lack of reading comprehension. How would the bible be of any exception?
May 28th, 2008 at 1:34 pmDaryll Says:
Iran needs to show the details of their nuclear program within the next 60 days or else……
May 28th, 2008 at 1:26 pm
Or else you’ll be a man and enlist? Gotta stand up for those convictions, Daryll.
Every town has a recruiting office — get your ass down there.
May 28th, 2008 at 1:35 pmSt D, you actually believe the N.Koreans have disbled their missiles and warheads? Boy are you a… Hey! I’ve got the deed to this neato bridge in Arizona I’ll sell you for only $500.00! How bout it?
And what about the USS Liberty?
May 28th, 2008 at 1:35 pmThat was bombed by Israel!
Yeah Daryll, our ally Pakistan has just done a bang up job helping us out thus far, eh? Billions of dollars down the drain, Al Qaeda is reconstituted in the FATA along the Pakistani-Afghan border, Musharraf has been squelching freedom in Pakistan, smothering any political opposition, and just basically EMBARRASSING us through association in general. He practically handed the REAL Al Qaeda that was actually responsible for 9/11 a nice little safe haven on a silver platter. Hell, he might as well have thrown in a lower mortgage rate just to seal the deal.
Israel is a great ally too. The only country that enflames the Middle East more than we do. They did a great job fostering warm feelings towards us and themselves when the bombed the ever-loving sh1t out of pretty much ALL of Lebanon because a couple of extremist morons on the border launched rockets into Israel. Lebanon doesn’t harbor Hezbollah, they just can’t get rid of them. So for that Israel decided they should all suffer, and we agreed. Great job we did there. Winning lots of hearts and minds we are.
May 28th, 2008 at 1:38 pmSee… misshusseinmolly gets it.
May 28th, 2008 at 1:38 pmWhy do Christians side with Isreal?
Ultra-orthodox Jews burn Bibles
The deputy mayor of Or Yehuda, Uzi Aharon, belongs to the ultra-Orthodox Shas party. When he learned about this latest missionary effort, he recruited several yeshiva students to go around the neighborhood, collect the missionary literature, and burn it. In doing so, he seems to have violated several provisions of Israeli law, notably Criminal Code Sections 170 and 172, which forbid harming “in any way a place, symbol or icon of religious importance to a community that imbues that icon with significance” and speaking “publicly in a way that is offensive to people of any religion.”
http://voiceofiyov.blogspot.com/ 2008/ 05/ moral-difficulties-aplenty-in-new.html
Sounds like they’d love them some Daryll meat…
May 28th, 2008 at 1:41 pmHmm, D, you know you kinda sound like some people I know of. Let me see if I can change a few words in your statement, and we’ll see if you know who I’m talking about:
May 28th, 2008 at 1:43 pmDaryll Says
May 28th, 2008 at 1:26 pm
Iran needs to show the details of their nuclear program within the next 60 days or else……
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Or else…what? You think we should bomb them? Invade them? Destroy their country?
I think we’ve been doing that with Iraq. And look how well that’s been turning out. Gas is up to over 4 bucks a gallon, our military is just about broken, our dollar has nosedived, our economy has tanked, and we have earned the emnity of the rest of the world.
If we do the same thing with Iran for roughly the same reasons (rumors of WMD), look for gas to get much higher, the dollar to get much lower, our economy to be in ruins, our military just about wiped out, China virtually owning our country, and the anger of the rest of the world going from simmer to full boil.
And guess what? Gays will STILL be allowed to marry in California!
Oh — one more thing. Since your motivation for warmongering is to hasten the “end times”, did it ever occur to you that if God has an “end times” in mind, He probably has a plan of His own? And can probably execute it without your help? Who do you think you are to presume His ways?
May 28th, 2008 at 1:45 pmAw, Daryll, that’s kind of a non-answer…it’s way too short for you. Did someone leave you at a loss for words?
May 28th, 2008 at 1:47 pmby the way D-bag, any response to my post at 84 or misshusseinmolly’s at 85? We’re waiting with breathless anticipation for you to impart your great wisdom to us.
May 28th, 2008 at 1:48 pmDaryll Says:
Jews are God’s chosen people.
Glad I am Native American then.
May 28th, 2008 at 1:49 pmLike I said, Daryll’s not much without his writers. Once in a while he can come up with some great jokes, like the “saving souls/bomb Iran” bit, but improv is not his bag. He likes to have a good script to work off of. That’s why he shows up on gay threads so often. It’s a subject he feels comfortable with.
Jews destroying Holy Bibles? Not so much.
May 28th, 2008 at 1:51 pmSt D, do you agree with Rev Hagee that God sent the Nazis to force the Juden to Israel?
May 28th, 2008 at 1:54 pmDaryll Says:
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Jews are God’s chosen people.
May 28th, 2008 at 1:46 pm
To do what ?
Wander around aimlessly in a desert for half a century ?
To adorn ridiculous hats with hair streaming out from under it , to look as though it’s dark spaghetti ?
To wear a “religious cap” that resembles a beanie missing the propeller ?
Looks as though they are “God’s chosen people” ; to be the butt end of jokes………..
May 28th, 2008 at 2:00 pmI think D is gone for the day, we heathens pushed him to far and now he has to go get a God-Recharge…(enter D to prove me wrong in 3…2…1…)
May 28th, 2008 at 2:00 pm92. Kinda like all of the other God’s Chosen People. Every religion has that delusion about themselves. When Xtians were God’s chosen people, what did they get? Fed to the lions by the Romans, oh yeah and they’re never allowed to enjoy anything fun, because it’s all a sin. Muslims, well, they are Allah’s chosen people and they get the crap bombed out of them once every few years…
Sounds like God isn’t a big fan of anybody…or maybe he doesn’t exist and we’re all doing this to ourselves? Which is more likely…hmmm….
May 28th, 2008 at 2:02 pmliberal traitor Says:
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92. Kinda like all of the other God’s Chosen People. Every religion has that delusion about themselves. When Xtians were God’s chosen people, what did they get? Fed to the lions by the Romans, oh yeah and they’re never allowed to enjoy anything fun, because it’s all a sin. Muslims, well, they are Allah’s chosen people and they get the crap bombed out of them once every few years…
Sounds like God isn’t a big fan of anybody…or maybe he doesn’t exist and we’re all doing this to ourselves? Which is more likely…hmmm….
May 28th, 2008 at 2:02 pm
Any one or any group that makes that insane claim is simply delusional and possesses an arrogance that is beyond comprehension ; especially when the religion they supposedly adhere to all claim that “God” is about righteousness and equality in every form.
What a crock of shit.
May 28th, 2008 at 2:10 pmMC,
May 28th, 2008 at 2:14 pmNot to mention that fact that one thing most deistic religions agree on is that their god or gods are unknowable, stand outside our understanding, time, space etc. If this is true, then how the fu(k is it exactly that they can claim to know who god chose as his favorite?
Daryyl-
May 28th, 2008 at 2:16 pmWere you driving in Colorado today?
I was almost run off the road by an arse who was offended by my “pocus in the fanny” bumper sticker (a take on Focus on the Family), which prominently displays a picture of dobson. he was so offended he lost control of his faculties and tried to force me off the road…
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MC,
Not to mention that fact that one thing most deistic religions agree on is that their god or gods are unknowable, stand outside our understanding, time, space etc. If this is true, then how the fu(k is it exactly that they can claim to know who god chose as his favorite?
May 28th, 2008 at 2:14 pm
Because , like the Chimpy administration , they are arrogant , delusional and completely full of shit………..
May 28th, 2008 at 2:18 pmThat’s a good point, LT, but you forget about the deistic wild card — our own Daryll. Since Daryll knows the will of God, including who is blessed and who is damned, not to mention who is His Chosen people (the Jews, natch), that shoots your argument all to shit.
May 28th, 2008 at 2:18 pm97. Sounds like great family values to me. Attempt to murder those you disagree with. Definitely a teaching of Jesus.
May 28th, 2008 at 2:18 pmralph the wonder llama Says
May 28th, 2008 at 2:18 pm
“…Daryll knows the will of God, including who is blessed and who is damned, not to mention who is His Chosen people (the Jews, natch)…”
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You’d think if Daryll really knows the will of God, he’d have a better track record. Remember “president-elect Huckabee”?
(of course, I realize your tongue is planted firmly in your cheek…)
May 28th, 2008 at 2:29 pmmisshusseinmolly Says:
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ralph the wonder llama Says
May 28th, 2008 at 2:18 pm
“…Daryll knows the will of God, including who is blessed and who is damned, not to mention who is His Chosen people (the Jews, natch)…”
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You’d think if Daryll really knows the will of God, he’d have a better track record. Remember “president-elect Huckabee”?
(of course, I realize your tongue is planted firmly in your cheek…)
May 28th, 2008 at 2:29 pm
Yeah , and so is daryll’s
Unfortunately for him it’s his ass cheek.
May 28th, 2008 at 2:35 pmDaryll
May 28th, 2008 at 2:36 pmIf heaven is so wonderful, why dont you and you inbred tribe kill yourselves to get there? Then we infidels could still be ‘left behind’.
If the whole suicide thing is what keeps you from doing it, you could all just line up single file, shoot the person in front of you, and martyr your way to the pearly gates.
Daryyl-
May 28th, 2008 at 2:55 pmDon’t you understand that your self-righteous justification for bombing Iran is exactly theirs in reverse? The cycle needs to end somewhere. It takes a more evolved mind to do so. If you are that self destructive, don’t take everyone else with you.
Ralph - I read that article this morning about the Jews in this Israeli town burning New Testaments…
The mayor of the town described the NT’s as “Messianic propaganda”…
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!
Oh, the irony!!
May 28th, 2008 at 3:00 pmAnnie, that IS freakin’ hilarious!!!
May 28th, 2008 at 3:03 pmMan, I hate when work interferes with a good Daryll of parodyll gay thread. Hell, it’s more addicting than the combination of porn and cheetos. (Don’t ask!)
But, I must ask. In the beginning of this thread, our own black white man stated that suicide is a sin.
Now, as I am one who is continuously learning about the bible, I’m curious, where exactly does it say that? I mean, if that’s true, one could conclude that those poor souls who jumped from the WTC towers were “sinning”. After all, they had no idea the buildings would collapse.
And let’s not forget Jesus, who chose to be captured and sacrificed by death. Was not that suicide, and thus was not that a sin (BLFFFFFT!- the sound of Daryll’s head exploding).
But I digress. tis much more fun watching our resident (c)hristian advocate the deaths of innocents, while still believing his homosexual fantasies are a choice, not something he was born with.
May 28th, 2008 at 3:05 pmAs for homosexual marriage, I think it was Bill Maher who said that they (the gays) should be just as miserable as us straights. Heh! I love that joke!
Here’s the story:
Hundreds of New Testaments torched in Israel
Story Highlights
Israeli police to probe recent burning of New Testaments in Or-Yehuda
Deputy mayor admits collecting <strong>”Messianic propaganda,” but did not support burning
Anti-Defamation League, other groups criticize burning
May 28th, 2008 at 3:06 pmL~Annie, sounds like it could make for a great party activity, perhaps right in front of St WhatsHisName’s church!
May 28th, 2008 at 3:13 pmMatthew 19:25 When his disciples heard it, they were exceedingly amazed, saying, Who then can be saved? 26 But Jesus beheld them, and said unto them, With men this is impossible; but with God all things are possible.
So, Daryll is now claiming to be God saving souls. BLASPHEMER, REPENT!
May 28th, 2008 at 3:14 pmJohn 18:36 Jesus answered, My kingdom is not of this world: if my kingdom were of this world, then would my servants fight, that I should not be delivered to the Jews: but now is my kingdom not from hence.
Yet, Daryll, the self-proclaimed servant of Jesus, wants to bomb Iran.
May 28th, 2008 at 3:19 pmThank you Jesus for allowing court justice’s in California to have the wisdom and grace to fulfill Your will and allowing gay marriage to take place. We are all Your children and have been created in your image. Thank you for hearing the cry for equality of your gay sons and daughters.
-The extra L is for Love.
May 28th, 2008 at 4:31 pmAwesome! A parody of a parody! Hee hee hee.
May 28th, 2008 at 4:37 pmI knew Darylll would see the lllight. :-D
May 28th, 2008 at 6:19 pmDarylll, “Oh, rubbish! You have no power here. Now begone, before somebody drops a house on you too!”
May 28th, 2008 at 10:43 pmI PUR-AY for boooshes, and dick chraitor’s REPTURE every fugging minute of every day. I pur-ay that it is a painful, excrutitating wonder.
May 28th, 2008 at 10:49 pm