Comments on: Poll: Majority of Californians oppose overturning court’s gay marriage decision.

By: Alecto

Alecto — Thu, 29 May 2008 02:49:09 +0000

I PUR-AY for boooshes, and dick chraitor’s REPTURE every fugging minute of every day. I pur-ay that it is a painful, excrutitating wonder.

By: Alecto

Alecto — Thu, 29 May 2008 02:43:54 +0000

Darylll, “Oh, rubbish! You have no power here. Now begone, before somebody drops a house on you too!”

By: Zooey

Zooey — Wed, 28 May 2008 22:19:03 +0000

I knew Darylll would see the lllight. :-D

By: ralph the wonder llama

ralph the wonder llama — Wed, 28 May 2008 20:37:04 +0000

Awesome! A parody of a parody! Hee hee hee.

By: Darylll

Darylll — Wed, 28 May 2008 20:31:52 +0000

Thank you Jesus for allowing court justice’s in California to have the wisdom and grace to fulfill Your will and allowing gay marriage to take place. We are all Your children and have been created in your image. Thank you for hearing the cry for equality of your gay sons and daughters.

-The extra L is for Love.

By: PatrioticLiberalChristian

PatrioticLiberalChristian — Wed, 28 May 2008 19:19:17 +0000

John 18:36 Jesus answered, My kingdom is not of this world: if my kingdom were of this world, then would my servants fight, that I should not be delivered to the Jews: but now is my kingdom not from hence.

Yet, Daryll, the self-proclaimed servant of Jesus, wants to bomb Iran.

By: PatrioticLiberalChristian

PatrioticLiberalChristian — Wed, 28 May 2008 19:14:08 +0000

Matthew 19:25 When his disciples heard it, they were exceedingly amazed, saying, Who then can be saved? 26 But Jesus beheld them, and said unto them, With men this is impossible; but with God all things are possible.

So, Daryll is now claiming to be God saving souls. BLASPHEMER, REPENT!

By: RUCerious

RUCerious — Wed, 28 May 2008 19:13:00 +0000

L~Annie, sounds like it could make for a great party activity, perhaps right in front of St WhatsHisName’s church!

By: Leftside Annie

Leftside Annie — Wed, 28 May 2008 19:06:59 +0000

Here’s the story:

Hundreds of New Testaments torched in Israel

Story Highlights
Israeli police to probe recent burning of New Testaments in Or-Yehuda

Deputy mayor admits collecting >”Messianic propaganda,” but did not support burning

Anti-Defamation League, other groups criticize burning

By: DRxJ

DRxJ — Wed, 28 May 2008 19:05:15 +0000

Man, I hate when work interferes with a good Daryll of parodyll gay thread. Hell, it’s more addicting than the combination of porn and cheetos. (Don’t ask!)

But, I must ask. In the beginning of this thread, our own black white man stated that suicide is a sin.
Now, as I am one who is continuously learning about the bible, I’m curious, where exactly does it say that? I mean, if that’s true, one could conclude that those poor souls who jumped from the WTC towers were “sinning”. After all, they had no idea the buildings would collapse.
And let’s not forget Jesus, who chose to be captured and sacrificed by death. Was not that suicide, and thus was not that a sin (BLFFFFFT!- the sound of Daryll’s head exploding).

But I digress. tis much more fun watching our resident (c)hristian advocate the deaths of innocents, while still believing his homosexual fantasies are a choice, not something he was born with.
As for homosexual marriage, I think it was Bill Maher who said that they (the gays) should be just as miserable as us straights. Heh! I love that joke!

By: ralph the wonder llama

ralph the wonder llama — Wed, 28 May 2008 19:03:11 +0000

Annie, that IS freakin’ hilarious!!!

By: Leftside Annie

Leftside Annie — Wed, 28 May 2008 19:00:35 +0000

Ralph – I read that article this morning about the Jews in this Israeli town burning New Testaments…

The mayor of the town described the NT’s as “Messianic propaganda”…

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!

Oh, the irony!!

By: octamethyl

octamethyl — Wed, 28 May 2008 18:55:38 +0000

Daryyl-
Don’t you understand that your self-righteous justification for bombing Iran is exactly theirs in reverse? The cycle needs to end somewhere. It takes a more evolved mind to do so. If you are that self destructive, don’t take everyone else with you.

By: octamethyl

octamethyl — Wed, 28 May 2008 18:36:32 +0000

Daryll
If heaven is so wonderful, why dont you and you inbred tribe kill yourselves to get there? Then we infidels could still be ‘left behind’.
If the whole suicide thing is what keeps you from doing it, you could all just line up single file, shoot the person in front of you, and martyr your way to the pearly gates.

By: MCMetal

MCMetal — Wed, 28 May 2008 18:35:02 +0000

misshusseinmolly Says:
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ralph the wonder llama Says
May 28th, 2008 at 2:18 pm
“…Daryll knows the will of God, including who is blessed and who is damned, not to mention who is His Chosen people (the Jews, natch)…”
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You’d think if Daryll really knows the will of God, he’d have a better track record. Remember “president-elect Huckabee”?

(of course, I realize your tongue is planted firmly in your cheek…)

May 28th, 2008 at 2:29 pm

Yeah , and so is daryll’s

Unfortunately for him it’s his ass cheek.

By: misshusseinmolly

misshusseinmolly — Wed, 28 May 2008 18:29:07 +0000

You’d think if Daryll really knows the will of God, he’d have a better track record. Remember “president-elect Huckabee”?

(of course, I realize your tongue is planted firmly in your cheek…)

By: liberal traitor

liberal traitor — Wed, 28 May 2008 18:18:38 +0000

97. Sounds like great family values to me. Attempt to murder those you disagree with. Definitely a teaching of Jesus.

By: ralph the wonder llama

ralph the wonder llama — Wed, 28 May 2008 18:18:32 +0000

liberal traitor Says:
MC,
Not to mention that fact that one thing most deistic religions agree on is that their god or gods are unknowable, stand outside our understanding, time, space etc. If this is true, then how the fu(k is it exactly that they can claim to know who god chose as his favorite?

That’s a good point, LT, but you forget about the deistic wild card — our own Daryll. Since Daryll knows the will of God, including who is blessed and who is damned, not to mention who is His Chosen people (the Jews, natch), that shoots your argument all to shit.

By: MCMetal

MCMetal — Wed, 28 May 2008 18:18:15 +0000

liberal traitor Says:
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MC,
Not to mention that fact that one thing most deistic religions agree on is that their god or gods are unknowable, stand outside our understanding, time, space etc. If this is true, then how the fu(k is it exactly that they can claim to know who god chose as his favorite?

May 28th, 2008 at 2:14 pm

Because , like the Chimpy administration , they are arrogant , delusional and completely full of shit………..

By: octamethyl

octamethyl — Wed, 28 May 2008 18:16:08 +0000

Daryyl-
Were you driving in Colorado today?
I was almost run off the road by an arse who was offended by my “pocus in the fanny” bumper sticker (a take on Focus on the Family), which prominently displays a picture of dobson. he was so offended he lost control of his faculties and tried to force me off the road…