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Cheney forced to apologize for incest joke about West Virginians.

At the National Press Club today, Vice President Dick Cheney raised the ire of West Virginia lawmakers when he made an offhand incest joke about the state, saying he “had Cheneys on both sides of the family and we don’t even live in West Virginia.” West Virginia Gov. Joe Manchin, Sens. Robert Byrd (D) and Jay Rockefeller (D) and Reps. Shelley Moore Capito (R) and Nick Rahall (D) all condemned Cheney’s attempt at humor. This evening, Cheney’s spokesperson, Lea Anne McBride, put out a statement apologizing for the Vice President:

The Vice President’s offhand comment was not meant to hurt anyone. On reflection, he concluded that it was an inappropriate attempt at humor that he should not have made. The Vice President apologizes to the people of West Virginia for the inappropriate remark.

(HT: Huffington Post)



48 Responses to “Cheney forced to apologize for incest joke about West Virginians.”

  1. belac says:

    When did West Virginia legalize gay marriage?
    /snark


  2. Nevar says:

    Cheney never apologizes for anything.


  3. Zooey says:

    Having a flunky apologize for you isn’t apologizing.


  4. Jim says:

    Just remember, though: it’s the Democrats, and not Republicans like Cheney, who are elitist.

    The Democrats are elitist.

    The Democrats are elitist.

    Keep saying it, and soon you’ll believe it’s true.


  5. Max-1 says:

    .

    But will Cheney apologise for:

    ~ Conspiring to commit TORTURE?
    ~ Conspiring to TREASON?
    ~ Conspiring to violate the Fourth and Fifth Constitutional Amendments of the USA?
    ~ Conspiring to pillage another nation’s natural resources?
    ~ Conspiring to engage in an unprovoked war with a nation that posed no imminent threat?

    .


  6. questioneverything says:

    Reflection and Dick Cheney do not come together in my mind. He hates everybody and everybody who has a brain hates him. Period.

    Time to go away now, Dick. Go shoot somebody so you can be tried and convicted of murder. In our own country, that is.


  7. GSD says:

    So?

    Yeah, spoken like a true out of touch, arrogant elitist.

    -GSD


  8. Jess Wonderin says:

    Hey DICK!
    How about a general apology to America? . . .
    Then resign.


  9. belac says:

    I have to apologize for my post @ 1… that seemed a lot more relevant and insightful in my head- on the screen it just looks hateful…


  10. Shayne says:

    Dickhead doesn’t apologize, he has people for that.


  11. Crusty Old Bastard says:

    See what happens if you disagree with the Dick (and not because his front name is Richard) Cheney. Senator Byrd was admitted to a hospital after challenging the Dick. Connection? Are you surprised? After all the Dick runs KBR which is King George the Dumb’s KGB!


  12. Max-1 says:

    #9 belac Says:
    But so you know, IF gays could inbreed, we wouldn’t anyway. It’s unnatural.


  13. Zooey says:

    Max-1 Says:
    #9 belac Says:
    But so you know, IF gays could inbreed, we wouldn’t anyway. It’s unnatural.
    June 2nd, 2008 at 10:45 pm

    **snort**


  14. Saint Augustine says:

    Thanks a lot Max-1, I had just inhaled when I saw your post, I ended up wasting a really good toke. LOL


  15. Wayne says:

    Cheney’s spokesperson, Lea Anne McBride, put out a statement apologizing for the Vice President

    The hired help always does the dirty work, don’t ya know?
    This “apology” is worth exactly… nothing.
    How pathetic.


  16. curmudgeon says:

    Dick “Five Deferments” Cheney, displaying yet another example of the profound cowardice that has defined his miserable life, doesn’t even have to courageor decency to apologize directly.

    And what might it mean that he sends out a woman (doesn’t Cheney’s crowd consider them to be second-class citizens?) to do his dirty work?

    Hmmm…


  17. jonny says:

    Deadeye Dick needs at least 24 hours & a pitcher of martinis before he’ll say he’s sorry that West Virginia was in the wrong place at the wrong time.


  18. GSD says:

    When will John McAnger reject and repudiate these tasteless attacks on the heartland of America?

    -GSD


  19. had enough says:

    Cheney forced to apologize for incest joke about West Virginians.

    Cheney IS an incest joke.


  20. Keith H. says:

    I have the same thoughts as 3, 10, 15 and others.
    What kind of a man can’t stand up and generate his own apology ?
    And to think there are still people who have some sort of distorted respect for this zombie.


  21. ForTruth says:

    I thought inbreedin’ was doin’ it indoors.


  22. jonny says:

    20. johnsom Says:
    _____

    Considering that W.Va. is a red state, so did I. His apology was hilarious, too. In so MANY ways ….


  23. katy says:

    well, it’s not like those jokes come from someone’s imagination…

    it’s as real as his follow-up line:

    “You can say those things when you’re not running for re-election.”

    uh huh… such an honest man…


  24. dbadass says:

    See now I have that Karl Rove = Ned Beatty thing stuck in my head again. It is just so icky


  25. katy says:

    i’m thinking that was alabama, dbadass…

    the south of the south, it seems…


  26. katy says:

    georgia…

    say g’night.


  27. dbadass says:

    I think it was Georgia


  28. dbadass says:

    That was sort of funny. Good One.


  29. ucsbclassics53 says:

    I’m surprised Dick didn’t say something like “I’m sorry West Virginians got all butt-hurt…”


  30. Bobwurst says:

    jonny Says:
    Deadeye Dick needs at least 24 hours & a pitcher of martinis before he’ll say he’s sorry that West Virginia was in the wrong place at the wrong time.

    When will West Virginia apologize for getting shot in the face?


  31. bentley1 says:

    Boy, that Dick’s all class all the time, ain’t he?
    take care
    tony and guidedog Lido


  32. ucsbclassics53 says:

    jonny Says:
    Deadeye Dick needs at least 24 hours & a pitcher of martinis before he’ll say he’s sorry that West Virginia was in the wrong place at the wrong time.

    When will West Virginia apologize for getting shot in the face?

    or for causing Dick a lot of embarrassment


  33. kist93 says:

    So what does Cheney attribute his family’s inbreeding to?


  34. Nevar says:

  35. Cats r Flyfishn says:

    Humm… Cheney apologizes for a joke which offended people’s feelings. He needs to apologize for sending Americans off to die in a war based on lies for his profit and his cronies profits. People died and a sovereign nation was sent into turmoil because of his lies. That was certainly more destructive than making a joke. Shame on Cheney.


  36. Nevar says:

    Annie Proulx has written a great collection of short stories about Mr. Cheney’s home state of Wyoming. I have personally traveled through that neck of the woods, and witnessed the mindsets and attitudes of the culture there. Makes West Virginia look like a garden of virtue.

    http://www.nytimes.com/books/99/05/23/reviews/990523.23ederlt.html


  37. Nevar says:

    OOps, that link didn’t work, it was a NYT review of
    “Close Range” by Annie Proulx


  38. A Patriot Acting says:

    Dick the Troll King proves once again that Republicans can’t do humor and most definitely don’t admit their own mistakes. When this loathsome hateful man shrugs off his mortal coil he may need to have his final resting place blurred out on Google Earth in order to stop the patriots that will be digging up his corpse every so often just to stick a wooden stake through his shriveled heart to make sure the bastid is still dead.


  39. GreenFoxOne says:

    LOL, I thought it was a pretty funny comment. Why apologize? I am getting sick and tired of politicians with no balls.

    JJ
    Ultimate-Anonymity


  40. shoeless says:

    Seems Republicans these days are obsessed with incest.


  41. shoeless says:

    kist93 Says:

    So what does Cheney attribute his family’s inbreeding to?

    When everyone in the family looks like Dick Cheney, your options are rather limited.


  42. Nevar says:

    Dick Bunker

    (All In the Family)

    ;)


  43. Zimzone says:

    He did admit Obama was his cousin, though. In fact, I think that’s why he brought up the incest thing; he was uncomfortable admitting he’s related to Obama.

    Bwwwaaaahh!


  44. ninique says:

    wow, it appears as though all these blundering idiots have a lot of apologizing to do lately. they just keep saying the wrong things. I mean, this whole week has been one oral typo after another, eh guys?


  45. ninique says:

    Shayne Says:

    Dickhead doesn’t apologize, he has people for that.

    that’s right! he doesn’t apologize, he says so and then another no in case you miss the first one.


  46. Doc Rock says:

  47. freerepublic says:

    This man is not fit to hold public office. He has shown contempt for the people of the United States and the United States Constitution. He has shown contempt for humanity and this planet. He is a liar and a crook.

    Dick Cheney should be impeached and so should George W. Bush.


  48. Rufus J Squirrel says:

    I hate hate hate Cheney but that was a fairly decent joke. I guess I don’t blindly hate him.

    And I find it kind of sad that so many of you take such vitriolic offense to a joke about WV, of all places. I didn’t realize they had the internets in the Ozarks.



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