Comments on: Gonzo gets a job.

By: Jess Wonderin

Jess Wonderin — Sun, 08 Jun 2008 02:58:03 +0000

Little Albert thinks it’s a “promotion” . . . they let him order his OWN coffee when he runs up to the 7-11.

Counting the days until they all get to stay with Bubba and Taters . . .

By: RUCerious

RUCerious — Sun, 08 Jun 2008 02:44:37 +0000

Without Bush to tell him how high a pile to crap and what color, Gonzo won’t be contributing much, except the usual excreta.

By: Xisithrus

Xisithrus — Sun, 08 Jun 2008 02:09:54 +0000

The bathroom painter needs a salad tossing.

By: Ms_Joanne

Ms_Joanne — Sat, 07 Jun 2008 21:35:17 +0000

zoey dear when he told you that he just meant it as a crude sexual metaphor…

Eeewwwww! Brain bleach, please!

By: Chocolate Jesus

Chocolate Jesus — Sat, 07 Jun 2008 20:59:32 +0000

>But, but, but….I thought he was
>going to paint my bathroom…?

zoey dear when he told you that he just meant it as a crude sexual metaphor…

By: Anacher Forester

Anacher Forester — Sat, 07 Jun 2008 20:53:03 +0000

Alberto goes from US Attorney General to caddy for a US District judge. After nine months that’s the best he can do? HA!

-AF
Andrew Sullivan Is A Fraud

By: Willy

Willy — Sat, 07 Jun 2008 20:34:30 +0000

Off topic, but regarding another Republican crook:

It always cracks me up when I’m browsing through the TV schedule and I see the listing for “War Stories with Oliver North”. I can’t help but think that it would be more appropriate if the show was: “Stories of American Traitors with Oliver North”.

**snort**

By: dixie blood

dixie blood — Sat, 07 Jun 2008 20:26:02 +0000

“special master” ?

KINKY!! And soooo…RePugniScum!!!

By: dbadass

dbadass — Sat, 07 Jun 2008 20:25:17 +0000

Wayne Says:
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dbadass Says:

Nah, I’d rather just make fun of its stupid ass

its a spam and run troll, so it never comes back to read you making fun. It just spams the next thread.
Its been hitting C&L too, keeping the site monitor busy over there, lol

June 7th, 2008 at 1:56 pm
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All the more reason to just belittle. In time the snowball will smother the varmint. It is sort of a Warriors come out and play sort of deal…

By: flavorino

flavorino — Sat, 07 Jun 2008 20:00:00 +0000

I’d almost forgotten about Gonzo
Bush and the GOP has given so many gifts to the American people it’s hard to keep track of them
Alberto Gonzales
Harriet (Supreme) Meiers
I. Scooter(Hey, I outed a CIA agent,lied to the F.B.I. AND a grand jury and got away with it) Libby
Dick ( I shot a man in the face while under the influence of alcohol and got away with it) Cheney

Denny Hastert
Tom Foley
Haliburton
KBR(we electrocute American soldiers in the showers and got away with it)
Larry Craig
A bill for a couple of Hundred Billion Dollars EVERY year for the Iraq occupation
Karl ( I got away with more stuff than you could ever imagine) Rove
Bill Frist, Duke Cunningham,Trnett Lott and an extensive list of a**holes too numerous to remmember and list
Fastest oil price rise in HISTORY
Collapsed housing market
A US dollar in record decline
Sharpest unemployment rise in 20 years this month
And the gifts of the trashing of America’s status and reputation and the interest payments on a record deficit that will give for generations to come

By: Doc Rock

Doc Rock — Sat, 07 Jun 2008 19:58:20 +0000

It takes a thief . . . .

By: Ms_Joanne

Ms_Joanne — Sat, 07 Jun 2008 19:55:40 +0000

Personally, I think he’s still over-employed.

He should be asking if we want fries with our orders.

By: upside99

upside99 — Sat, 07 Jun 2008 19:32:35 +0000

And I thought he was going to get the coveted position as the Justice of the Peace in Crawford, TX. Handling all those sheep rapes and spousal abuse cases, not to mention dubya’s DUI arrests.

How far the man has fallen!

By: flavorino

flavorino — Sat, 07 Jun 2008 19:29:56 +0000

cavjam Says:

Let’s see – Philips lives in Orange County, was appointed by Reagan as U.S Attorney in Tulsa, then as District Judge by Reagan; think this might be a Cheney-directed sop to keep Torture Boy from writing his memoirs?

Make sense.
After Scotty’s little memoir/media splash, there must have been some brainstorming on how to get some cash to an incompetent to keep him from getting desperate enough to take a publisher’s offer.
Like I said, WINGNUT WELFARE

By: ucsbclassics53

ucsbclassics53 — Sat, 07 Jun 2008 19:26:24 +0000

Unfortunately, while he may have experience breaking the law, he conveniently forgot how he did it, so that wouldn’t work…

By: flavorino

flavorino — Sat, 07 Jun 2008 19:24:37 +0000

They must be using his skill set and that scary intellect of his by having him go get the coffee and danish.

It’s just another form of wingnut welfare.

By: stewarjt

stewarjt — Sat, 07 Jun 2008 19:07:23 +0000

His last nice, safe, secure sinecure before three hots and a cot!

By: regular_joe

regular_joe — Sat, 07 Jun 2008 18:35:42 +0000

I hope this job is not a long term engagement.

Gonzo is already over-qualified for a different kind of long term engagement just as soon as we get a REAL attorney general: 10 to 20 years in a federal penitentiary for perjury and obstruction of justice.

By: GL2814

GL2814 — Sat, 07 Jun 2008 18:28:50 +0000

Gonzo should be pressing license plates at this moment. Perhaps that time will still come.

By: tom

tom — Sat, 07 Jun 2008 18:06:47 +0000

Phillips should just make sure that Gonzo doesn’t get called as a witness. After all, he just never seems to be able to recall anything.