Cheney reveals he was kicked out of kindergarten.
By on Jun 12th, 2008 at 6:31 pm
Cheney reveals he was kicked out of kindergarten.
It’s common knowledge that Vice President Dick Cheney had a less-than-stellar record at Yale, where he left — or was kicked out — after two years. Today, Cheney revealed on Chaz and A.J. in the Morning’s radio show that he attended two kindergartens because “I got kicked out of one school and had to go to the other one.” Cheney’s interviewer retorted, “Well, you showed them, huh?”
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Telling the Principal to go fuc themselves and shooting the teacher in the face tends to have that effect
June 12th, 2008 at 6:33 pm...and he's still showing them - classic.
June 12th, 2008 at 6:35 pmgee he must feel so tough now...No wonder he felt he needed 5 deferments, he already used up his life's share of fighting in Kindergarten...
June 12th, 2008 at 6:35 pmhow much do you bet it was for adding fiberglass to the taffy he was selling so he could have more to sell..
June 12th, 2008 at 6:37 pmCheney's a spoiled brat....and a sick one at that.
June 12th, 2008 at 6:39 pmHe's got to be full of crap. Diversion.
June 12th, 2008 at 6:42 pmCan we kick him out of the United States yet ?
June 12th, 2008 at 6:44 pmHow about just kick him off planet earth ?
You have to be a mean, evil, SOB to get kicked out of kindergarten. He fulfilled his potential.
June 12th, 2008 at 6:44 pmOh, somebody has to source this pantload.
June 12th, 2008 at 6:44 pmBy the way, apparently Cheney moonlights from his VP job:
http://yellowpages.washingtonpost.com/Vice+President+-+Richard+B+Cheney+Office+of+Vice+President.327671.101129203.home.html
June 12th, 2008 at 6:46 pmSo his kindergarten teacher had more sense than the entire US Congress has today?
June 12th, 2008 at 6:50 pmThat's something to be proud of - if you're a "conservative."
June 12th, 2008 at 6:51 pmwhat? they didn't allow biting the heads off kittens in cheneys first kindergarten school? or pulling the wings off birds?
June 12th, 2008 at 6:51 pmI have to say it again.
June 12th, 2008 at 6:51 pmDoesn't play well with others!
I remember reading a book long, long ago. It was titled "Everything you need to know, you learn in kindergarden". I didn't give the book the credit it deserved.
June 12th, 2008 at 6:54 pmThis is too effing funny. Was he too stupid, too medicated (or not)?
June 12th, 2008 at 7:01 pmTimes haven't changed.
When the principal kicked him out of kindergarten he looked up at him and said, "So?"
June 12th, 2008 at 7:04 pm"Cheney reveals he was kicked out of kindergarten."
Gee, ya think? And did little Dick Cheney's first use of the BB gun graduated him to the use of a rifle for duck hunting?
June 12th, 2008 at 7:05 pmMurrum-r-murrum teacher, murrum-r-murrum. Wouldn't let us invade murrum-r-murrum third graders -- murrum-r-murrum...
F'n Liberal!
June 12th, 2008 at 7:10 pm“I got kicked out of one school and had to go to the other one.”
The one where the Short Bus could take him to school.
June 12th, 2008 at 7:11 pmralph the wonder llama Says:
So his kindergarten teacher had more sense than the entire US Congress has today?
I wish I'd thought of that. Wonderful
June 12th, 2008 at 7:14 pmIf you lack an education, just rely on the experience of making others' lives miserable to get you somewhere. It's portable!
June 12th, 2008 at 7:18 pmWelcome aboard, mAnn Coulter.
June 12th, 2008 at 7:25 pmibsaremorons Says stupid things.
We know you are an idiot, you don't have to try and prove it.
June 12th, 2008 at 7:26 pmWas I just called a LIB?
June 12th, 2008 at 7:27 pmI didn't think for one minute the boy scouts died due to global warming, that's stupid.
June 12th, 2008 at 7:29 pmlibsaremorons Says:
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If you believe the boy scouts died because of Global Warming there is no hope for you, even B. Hussein Obama’s type you can ‘BELIEVE’ in. What is almost impossible to believe is that anybody could try to jump to the immediate conclusion that an act of nature that has been occurring in the same region since the beginning of time was caused by the totally debunked world ponzi scheme called global warming. It is simply astounding the depths of the depravity of the tortured liberal mind.
Try logic. It works. FFS.
Idiots.
Get a clue. LOL. History will relegate you to the trash heap of poor weak minded sheep suckered by every travelling snake oil salesman that beats on your door.
Go follow Jim Jones, your hero.
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You amaze me, sir. Never have I seen a greater number of ridiculous talking points and empty cliches used in one post. My congratulations, my friend.
And extra points, as well, for being completely off topic.
I am impressed.
June 12th, 2008 at 7:31 pmA sociopath from day one. And apparently proud of it, too.
Come join the fun and tell us why YOU are voting Republican.
June 12th, 2008 at 7:36 pmLibsaremore on ,are you a parody troll or an amateur comedian ?...
June 12th, 2008 at 7:37 pmOr perhaps merely amateur .Please elucidate further , your hillarious !
libsaremorons Says stupid things - you are an idiot, an off topic, reported idiot.
June 12th, 2008 at 7:37 pmIf I recall, he failed sandbox as well.
June 12th, 2008 at 7:37 pmda dee da da doo…. weee haa!!
Looks as if we have the reincarnation of Issac Newton on our hands, folks.
June 12th, 2008 at 7:38 pmLoved the video, MsJoanne. I think you're just a gem around here.
June 12th, 2008 at 7:38 pmlibsaremorons must have a case of pent-up male aggression.
Did 69 clock out?
June 12th, 2008 at 7:40 pmThe revolution is upon us.
Yup, the the GOP will hopefully be forever banished to a role they so richly deserve. None.
Thanks, McWars. Glad you enjoyed it!
June 12th, 2008 at 7:41 pmAre the ticks and fleece in post @ 30 from the sheeple in post@ 23? That would explain an awful lot.
June 12th, 2008 at 7:44 pmGood lord, can Larry Craig give this one its "bottle" so it can shutup?
June 12th, 2008 at 7:45 pmLibby ,can I call you that , you really need to work on your delivery . Ask your mom if she'll help you practice in front of the mirror at home . Your posts here will do a world of good , really no kidding , of debunking the absurdities you believe . You can state your off topic arguments and defeat yourself at the same time .
June 12th, 2008 at 7:46 pmReally remarkable.You weren't thrown out of kindergarten too were you ?
It shows.
June 12th, 2008 at 7:48 pmlibsaremorons
I take it you've rented out the word 'morons' to use against us?
No biggie, we've got the word 'losers' reserved for our use on November 5, 2008.
June 12th, 2008 at 7:49 pmGotta go. This is unchallenging enough to be wholly unsatisfying.
Hey, Libby, nice tooth by the way.
Bye...
June 12th, 2008 at 7:51 pmLibby , whats a presidential signing statement and where is it found in the US constitution . What is habeas corpus and what does it mean in latin , or posse comitas ?
June 12th, 2008 at 7:53 pmIt's getting to them. The far right is watching our nation crumble as a result of their policies. The era of the psychopath is grinding to a halt. If these people don't have the ability to abuse power and inflict pain on others, they have no purpose in life. Good riddance.
June 12th, 2008 at 7:53 pmRight, we need the well wishes of the crazy opposition we're removing from power.
June 12th, 2008 at 7:56 pm> More like pent up anti-liberal aggression.
Bin Laden thinks taxes in america are too high. One of the main 9-11 plotters hates gay marriage. Sounds like the jihadists have some anti-liberal agression too, maybe you can get your cowardly arse off this board and go play with IED's with them,..
June 12th, 2008 at 8:11 pmMcWars, I thought you were leaving….
Where did I say I was leaving?
Oh, was it this..
libsaremorons Says:
I’m done now. Have a nice life folks. I wish you all the best, really.
June 12th, 2008 at 8:12 pm>and single handedly setup a western
> democracy in the middle
>of the dark aged middle east?
they just had a VIP parade for the president of iran? is that the kind of democracy you want our soldiers to die for? if they have a democracy that elects a government like the democracatically elected leadership of palesine (i.e hamas) will you support that?
care to talk about why we used to support saddam if he was such a terrible man, troll..
June 12th, 2008 at 8:13 pm> I am a constitutional constructionist
which is apparently the latest term for duchebags who live in thier mothers basement and think they are intellectuals because daddys finally paying enough child support for them to take a philosophy class at the local junior college
June 12th, 2008 at 8:16 pm> Maybe you should support our efforts to KILL
> them you dumb hippy.
Right, sorry, your too stupid to even know where saddams weapons were even though you insisted you did, i woudnt trust idiots like you and your heroes with a bottle of roach spray, let alot the military might of a superpower
June 12th, 2008 at 8:17 pmMoron, you are so totally full of shit!
You mean the same climate change that almost every real scientist agrees with?
And liberated them from water, electricity, sewage, and their very lives? Oh, and their oil?
When the shoe fits. The military is supposed to tell the truth. See propaganda. You're such a fu(king tool.
How about taxing them fairly? If the corporation is a citizen they should pay their taxes. Do you?
Are you totally insane? OMG, ANWAR will not bring a drop of oil out of the ground and to us for 10 to 15 years? R&D? Who stopped that? GOOPERS! Dumbass! Oil is waning. We need investment in other technologies.
Yup, welfare is only for Blackwater, KBR, Haliburton, and other corporations. Fu(k the people for anything and everything.
Yes, I have. I have been to Canada twice and England twice in the last year. Belgium and Germany, too. Not a single person dislikes their healthcare. I ASK! Our healthcare is third from the last of all industrialized nations!
EXACTLY! Everything to the top 1% It's wrong! Finally something we can agree on.
Cowardice where? Like Bush, Cheney, Rumsfeld, Wolfowitz and the other chickenhawks never serving? How about Gooper elected officials? *crickets* Serving is for others, not them. TOTAL COWARDICE!
That's right. What are taxes for, dumba$$? Stuff like that. Not spending the entire US Treasury for WAR!
You are an embarrassment to yourself and to the right, too. Thanks for showing everyone what a dumba$$ you are and how very ignorant you are.
Priceless.
BETTER TROLLS, PLEASE!!
June 12th, 2008 at 8:24 pm.
... Can we kick Cheney out too... ?
.
June 12th, 2008 at 8:25 pmI knew it!
This guy has been a prick since he was six years old.
June 12th, 2008 at 8:27 pmGod get a hold Libby , you are really confused , You are:
June 12th, 2008 at 8:36 pma fiscal conservtive who likes bushes tax cuts for the wealthiest Americans and his stewardship of a crumbling economy and historic debt ?
A constitutional constructionist who has no problem with domestic spying , presidential signing statements , the attempts to undue habeas corpus and posse comitas ?
You blame " liberal policies for our crumbling nations miseries despite nearly 8 years of republican domination of Washington .
You are against taxing corporations which recieve massive subsidies and essentially pay 0 taxes to the American people even as they post years of profits which are unparrelled in the history of global business .
Believe in states rights while all the supposed states rights advocates on the supreme court stopped the recount in Florida and appointed the president .
Believe that the war , the present one which has killed a million people in Iraq to overthrow a dictatorship which we supported in a past war which took the lives of roughly a million souls because we couldn't topple the neighboring countries government fast enough , and you believe we did it to end tyranny despite 60 years of history in both the region and around the globe of overthrowing democracies who sought to control their countries resources .
Please keep posting you show how little you understand about "progressive" beliefs and how short parroted talking points fall in a decent argument of substance.
And talk about cowardess you are willing to flush both the contitution and basic decency down the toilet because 19 Saudis hijacked 3 airplanes and crshed them. Do you shake when you her thunder bud or wet your pants ?
June 12th, 2008 at 8:39 pmYes, LIE you do.
You are pathetically full of shit, dude. Every single thing you have written is crap. Just because you write it does not make it real.
It is YOU who should return to the romantic novel genre. You are in love with a party and not your country.
And fu(k you for being anti-American in everything that we stand for. Or used to. You are as worthless as those you serve.
Troll.
June 12th, 2008 at 8:48 pmPlease don't feed the TROLLS!!!!! If you must do something, FLAG the TROLLS.
June 12th, 2008 at 8:50 pmLibaremoral says:
Ask the 11 million liberated Iraqis what they think of GW, Petraeus and American soldiers?
Aparently you haven't been keeping up with current affairs or do facts just get in the way ?
June 12th, 2008 at 8:50 pmRan out of snacks for the animals anyway .
June 12th, 2008 at 8:54 pmHe later bombed the school when he was defense secretary under Bush 1
June 12th, 2008 at 8:58 pmJoannie I'm with you we need better trolls .
June 12th, 2008 at 9:07 pmlibsaremorons Says:
Ask and you shall receive.
Some highlights: 70% of Iraqis believe security has deteriorated in the area covered by the US military "surge" of the past six months ... and ... nearly 60% see attacks on US-led forces as justified. Poll conducted 10 Sept 2007. Latest available.
June 12th, 2008 at 9:13 pmSo, libaaremorons, why did you righties embrace the radical lefty neo-cons?
Why did you fall for the smaller government bleatings of Norquist and elect a guy that made bigger government? Why libsaremorons did you fall for the 'liberals mugged by reality' schtick? And your set to vote for McCain and the neo-cons yet again?
June 12th, 2008 at 9:41 pmlibsaremorons sounds just like a friend I used to have. His conservatism drove him to hatred, too.
Nice response, MsJoanne.
“Well, you showed them, huh?”
That's what got him kicked out in the first place! (rimshot) Thank you! I'll be here all through the weekend.
June 12th, 2008 at 9:44 pmfreeman, you are only free because of the greatness of AMerica. The very greatness you work tirelessly to dissemble. A pox upon your house. -libsaremorons
Yet you elected those that tap your phones? That sneak and speak into your home? That monitor you with Total information awareness? You call that freedom, removal of your rights because some terrorists hate your freedom?
June 12th, 2008 at 9:44 pmWhy libsaremorons, Scotty McLellan put a wooden stake into the liberal media myth you spouted for so long. Whos the dupe?
June 12th, 2008 at 9:46 pmLibby is such an uneducated troll, it almost makes me feel pity that someone, somewhere in America has more INTERNET access than education . . .
If you get mom's permission I will take your candy ass down and sign you up for a "tour" and chance to defend your lofty ideals . . . and if it helps make it more festive, find your father and I'll swing everyone by the Courthouse and they can get married before you enlist . . .
June 12th, 2008 at 10:01 pmI'm free because my people , after fighting for the end of child labor and basic rights for working men and women fought in 2 world wars for noble ideals you have no apparent grasp of ....
June 12th, 2008 at 10:03 pmtruth and beauty , the rule of law and the rights of the individual ,fought for a country where no one is above the law ,that doesn't kill to possess the resources of it's neighbors like Hitler . They fought for a nation in which the 4th estate reported the news and didn't use propaganda and the scare of an ethnic group to motivate it's citizenry to commit crimes to further it's agenda like the Nazi's. A country that respected basic human rights and had renounced torture .
These same Americans would be shocked to discover how low we have sunk and how little courage we have displayed as a result of a handful of Saudi Arabians. As FDR said during THE war , we have nothing to fear but fear itself .
With regard to our newest troll eruption, three words come to mind...
Crazy. Sh*thouse. Rat.
Yikes.
June 12th, 2008 at 11:14 pmAnd as for Darth being kicked out of kindergarten... well, all I can say is "why am I not surprised?"
June 12th, 2008 at 11:15 pmJebus. What *IS* it with these retards and their obsession with FICTIONAL characters? Murphy Brown and her illegitimate baby. Jack Bauer. John Galt.
FICTION. They don't exist. They were INVENTED by fiction writers.
Jebus. No wonder they're so flucked up - they can't differentiate between reality and fiction.
June 12th, 2008 at 11:20 pmChocolate Jesus Says:
> I am a constitutional constructionist
which is apparently the latest term for duchebags who live in thier mothers basement and think they are intellectuals because daddys finally paying enough child support for them to take a philosophy class at the local junior college
they think they are intellectuals because the GOP talking points make them sound SMART! Constitutional constructionist...wow! Over 20 letters combined in those two words!
June 12th, 2008 at 11:43 pmWho cares?
June 12th, 2008 at 11:49 pmToday, Cheney revealed on Chaz and A.J. in the Morning’s radio show that he attended two kindergartens because “I got kicked out of one school and had to go to the other one.”
I'm guessing they didn't allow sh**house toe-tapping at the first school.
June 13th, 2008 at 12:12 amOther than being good for a quick laugh, I don't think this is relevant to what Cheney has done in recent years.
June 13th, 2008 at 10:44 amLuis M says;
Au contraire Mon Amie, it's just one more piece of evidence that America's top 2 leaders are evil psychopaths.
June 13th, 2008 at 12:03 pmEverything we needed to know about Dick Cheney, we learned in Kindergarten...
he is not fit for polite company...
June 13th, 2008 at 1:05 pmSure that must have been it.
June 13th, 2008 at 5:26 pmThat inbred mongoose is proud of his kiddie moment.
June 13th, 2008 at 7:42 pm