Last year, President Bush came under intense criticism for his nomination of Dr. James Holsinger as the next Surgeon General of the United States. Holsinger had a long history of prejudice against gays and lesbians, including authoring a graphic document in 1991 arguing that gay sex is “intuitively” unnatural and can lead to “lacerations, perforations and deaths.” Even though Holsinger suggested that Bush might grant him a recess appointment, it appears that his nomination may be finished:
Sen. Jim Bunning (R., Ky.), a staunch supporter of surgeon general nominee James W. Holsinger Jr., suggested yesterday that the doctor’s quest for the top U.S. medical post is at an end.
During a telephone news conference, Bunning said he doubted the nomination would move forward. He cited the Democratic leadership’s blockage of several Bush administration-backed judicial appointments. “They are not moving any positions of consequence,” he said.
Both the White House and Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell, however, are still insisting that his nomination is alive.
Why doesn't the chymp nominate Daryll?
June 18th, 2008 at 1:23 pmNominate Cheney's daughter
June 18th, 2008 at 1:28 pmBWAHAHAHA! I summoned the demonic spirit known as Daryll with my first post!! What awesome power Crom wields!
June 18th, 2008 at 1:32 pmHe is not qualified BECAUSE of his spritual pact with Jesus and his laws. People who embrace the rumor known as 'God' above all other earthly responsibilities do not deserve a place in our 'secular' (YES Darryl, SECULAR) government.
Next!!!!
June 18th, 2008 at 1:32 pmHolsinger had a long history of arguing that gay sex can lead to “lacerations, perforations and deaths.”
Holsinger just needs to relax and it won't hurt so much.
June 18th, 2008 at 1:32 pmAnyone else curious as to how St D knows there is a post about homosexuals on TP? Does he have an alert set up?
June 18th, 2008 at 1:33 pmHow bout it St. D? Fill us in on your Homosexual Thread Early Warning system!
Hole-Stinger seems to know a lot about the mechanics, the nuts and bolts, of gay sex.
June 18th, 2008 at 1:34 pmHolsinger just needs to relax and it won’t hurt so much.
LOL!!! Remember too that if it is inevitable, simply lie back and enjoy it - just like the weather. GOP is hate.
June 18th, 2008 at 1:34 pmWhat happens at 3:00? In my neighborhood, it is when Judge Judy comes on the tee vee.
June 18th, 2008 at 1:37 pmHow bout it St. D? Fill us in on your Homosexual Thread Early Warning system!
June 18th, 2008 at 1:33 pm
it's his brother, daryll, of mebbe his other brother, daryll. they're fffukin EVERYwhere...
June 18th, 2008 at 1:37 pmRUCerious Says:
Anyone else curious as to how St D knows there is a post about homosexuals on TP?
Maybe they have Wi Fi at the bathhouse.
June 18th, 2008 at 1:37 pmDaryll said:
Typical sinful democratic senate. Refusing to approve a qualified candidate because of his spiritual pact with Jesus and his laws.
They're not refusing to approve him because of his "spiritual pact with Jesus," but rather because a public servant shouldn't be hostile to, or discriminate against, any of those he's sworn to serve. Unless you're suggesting that all those with a "spiritual pact with Jesus" are bigots in which case you might be right, though I suspect there are millions of believers who might take exception to that.
http://progressiveworldreview.com
June 18th, 2008 at 1:37 pmI commend the Democrats for finally showing some small measure of spine. It's not enough, and it's Way too late in the day for it, but it's a start. They Finally kept a grossly unqualified religous maniac out of a position where he could have done a huge ammount of damage to the public. If only that statement could be made about the Supreme Court in 2000.
June 18th, 2008 at 1:38 pmImpeach Pelosi, Cheny and Bush and Save the Constitution.
Daryll may have the gay version of Megaphone software.
June 18th, 2008 at 1:39 pmGood riddance to stupid rubbish.
Eat sh*t and die, Darryl. And take Jebus with you.
June 18th, 2008 at 1:40 pmUmm, St D? You do, of course know that Mr. Sinclair failed a polygraph about this 'topic'?
Why do you support a known liar? Isn't there some scripture somewhere that says that makes you a liar as well>? Huh?
June 18th, 2008 at 1:40 pmUsually, the lips of a drug addict are dark. Look at Obama’s lips.
WTF? Forensic evidence? How light are your lips, St D>?
June 18th, 2008 at 1:41 pmDaryll Says:
Usually, the lips of a drug addict are dark. Look at Obama’s lips.
Usually the lips of an African American are dark.
June 18th, 2008 at 1:41 pmDaryll, you, the good doctor, and all other fundamentalist Christians can have any kind of pact with Jesus that you want. However, the rest of us reserve the right to have or not have our own pact with God without having to suffer secular limitations or restrictions because we don't adhere to your dogma. The Surgeon General is not a spiritual position. The holder of this office should not enact policy that intrudes on all Americans right to choose and act upon their individual religious views.
It's "We, the people" not "We, the people of God" that own and control our government. If you want to enact your own set of more restrictive laws for yourself, you are welcome to do so. Just don't demand that the rest of us do the same.
June 18th, 2008 at 1:41 pmThis is my favorite part:
gay sex is “intuitively” unnatural and can lead to “lacerations, perforations and deaths
ummm, so can heterosexual sex! Hell, sometimes lacerations and perforations are indicative of a good nights fa-boinking!
And solo sex?
Auto asphyxiation.
Need I say more?
Oh, Hugs and Kisses (and a little pat on the rear) to Daryll of parodyll!
June 18th, 2008 at 1:41 pmOh, Crap. The neighbors just called. The LyingBastardOMeter just went nutzo in the garage. At exactly June 18th, 2008 at 1:38 pm
June 18th, 2008 at 1:42 pmDaryll I flagged your comment about dark lips and drug addiction. Completely abusive.
June 18th, 2008 at 1:43 pmUmmm, please cite Chapter and verse from your Bible to support the claim that
'Jesus said homosexuality is wrong?'
June 18th, 2008 at 1:44 pmRUCerious Says:
Anyone else curious as to how St D knows there is a post about homosexuals on TP? Does he have an alert set up?
How bout it St. D? Fill us in on your Homosexual Thread Early Warning system!
June 18th, 2008 at 1:33 pm
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It's almost as if he has some sort of "radar" for "gay issues." A "gaydar," if you will.
June 18th, 2008 at 1:44 pmCongress needs to block every single appointment of any kind from Bush till he is dragged kicking and screaming from office.
Two one way tickets to Paraguay...
June 18th, 2008 at 1:44 pmDaryll, how about vaginal lips? are they dark in drug addicts as well? Maybe you should check out someone close to you?
June 18th, 2008 at 1:45 pmDamn. I was so excited to see Daryll that I didn't even bother to read the posts. Anyone wish to summarize?
June 18th, 2008 at 1:46 pmUm, Obama is predicted to crash and burn based on comments made by Sinclair? The felon and admitted drug user? Who is currently wanted in Colorado? And failed a polygraph? Who, if you are stupid enough to believe anything he says, admits to having same sex encounters? Who probably wouldn't even be given an audience at the NPC were it not for his "friend" Jeff/James Gannon/Guckert, the male prostitute cum blogger?
OH NO! The end is near! Hope Daryll has his rapture policy paid in full.
PEACE
June 18th, 2008 at 1:46 pmDaryll Says:
Is it his fault that Jesus said homosexuality is wrong?
June 18th, 2008 at 1:43 pm
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If Jesus felt that homosexuality is wrong, and homosexuality is a product of brain anatomy and chemistry, why did Jesus not cure homosexuals the way he cured lepers?
June 18th, 2008 at 1:46 pmAt 1:35, Daryll writes:
Just be prepared to watch the fall of Obama at 3:00 pm. This true sinner will be exposed, today. I’ve always depicted Obama as a feminine male.
Two minutes later, Daryll writes:
Judge not!!!
Remember, Daryll, Jesus hates a hypocrite.
June 18th, 2008 at 1:47 pmvaginal lips? drug addicts. Damn maybe I'd better read this myself...
June 18th, 2008 at 1:48 pmDaryll, did you know that Jesus used to go off in the desert with 12 other guys for overnight parties.
June 18th, 2008 at 1:50 pmdbadass ~ Daryll claiming that Obama's dark lips = he's doing drugs.
June 18th, 2008 at 1:50 pmDaryll fails to back up his claim that Jeebutz said homosexuality is wrong, doesn't want to comment on vaginal lips.
That's about it.
3:00 pm? Damn I run out to do the recycling to find out something important is about to happen. Is it the rapture. If it is I'd better get nude. Right?
June 18th, 2008 at 1:50 pmDaryll Says:
Not a person of his skin tone. He’s still doing drugs and is possibly gay. Insteading of speaking on Sunday, he should have attended the alter call.
June 18th, 2008 at 1:45 pm
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So Barack Hussein Obama is now a gay Baptist drug-addicted secret Muslim Marxist elitist who's too black but not black enough. This is the talking point you kids are gonna be using in the fall?
Good luck with that one.
June 18th, 2008 at 1:50 pmDaryll's Hypocrisy:
I’ve always depicted Obama as a feminine male.
June 18th, 2008 at 1:35 pm
Judge not!!!
June 18th, 2008 at 1:37 pm
Daryll, you are a snake, a viper, a beacon of darkness showing the world the worst of Christianity. You will or have led more people away from Christ than toward.
June 18th, 2008 at 1:51 pmdbadass, and don't forget to give me your car.
June 18th, 2008 at 1:51 pmRUCerious Says:
Daryll doesn’t want to comment on vaginal lips.
Daryll thinks girls are icky.
June 18th, 2008 at 1:52 pmPLC
"You will or have led more people away from Christ than toward."
I feel sorry for the true Christians in the land, who try to live by his Sermon on the Mount message. When saddled with idiots like Daryll gumming up said message, it's hard to not sympathize with good people like PLC.
June 18th, 2008 at 1:53 pmdbadass, I don't think it's going to be today. You can put your clothes back on. You're getting daryll excited.
hussein toasterhead, you forgot one - he's a LIBERAL!
PEACE
June 18th, 2008 at 1:54 pmRUCerious Says:
Ummm, please cite Chapter and verse from your Bible to support the claim that
‘Jesus said homosexuality is wrong?
It's only in Daryll's copy. He scribbled it in the margins.
June 18th, 2008 at 1:54 pmhmmph...out of ammo? Called slander and gossip mr christain.
June 18th, 2008 at 1:55 pmI am just thankful that we finally settled on the correct spelling of Daryll before the rapture. RUCerious, the keys are under the mat, enjoy. Anybody got a really small digital camera. One little enough that god won't see it but still allow me to take pictures of the naked chicks I ascend with?
June 18th, 2008 at 1:56 pmspencers mom Says:
hussein toasterhead, you forgot one - he’s a LIBERAL!
June 18th, 2008 at 1:54 pm
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Oh right. Sorry, I thought I covered that one with "secret Muslim Marxist elitist." My bad...
June 18th, 2008 at 1:57 pmHe’s still doing drugs and is possibly gay.
Thou shalt not bear false witness against thine neighbor.
Daryll, you may not be that "dark skin toned" but your heart is surely as black as crucifixion night.
June 18th, 2008 at 1:57 pmDaryll Says:
I’ve always depicted Obama as a feminine male.
Do you and your friends dress up a lot?
June 18th, 2008 at 1:57 pmPLC
I highly doubt our parodyll is really a Christian.
He has been caught in so many lies and inconsistencies, that I do believe it's just a facade.
Now Daryll, why don't you get your arse over here and give me sugar!!!!
June 18th, 2008 at 1:58 pmShoeless, only when they're having each other over for overnighters and lace silk panty tea parties.
June 18th, 2008 at 1:58 pmPLC, the true meaning of Jesus's teaching are completely lost on the daryll and his ilk. It's far more important to him that he simply judges others.
There is obviously no self-reflection going on there. Just a hollow soul, clinging (yes, I said CLINGING!) to his bible, hoping some "new" translation will add Jesus's hatred of fags.
PEACE
June 18th, 2008 at 2:00 pmDaryll, the Pharisees thought they had all the evidence they needed of Jesus' guilt as well.
June 18th, 2008 at 2:00 pmDaryll Says:
I believe Larry has the proof.
That sticky stuff around his lips is from a lot more recently than 1999.
June 18th, 2008 at 2:01 pmDaryll Says:
Polygraphs are inadmissible in court. They are also inaccurate. I want solid proof. I believe Larry has the proof.
You believe him because . . . he's a known liar? Or because you hate black people? Or because you hate liberals?
You're such a hypocrite, Daryll. You've already announced that "Larry" will cause Obama to crash and burn, even without solid proof. Or any proof.
You'd better hope Hell isn't as hot as you claim, because your lies and hypocrisy are going to get you unraptured down to hang with Satan.
June 18th, 2008 at 2:02 pmDaryll Says:
Polygraphs are inadmissible in court. They are also inaccurate. I want solid proof. I believe Larry has the proof.
But Sinclair didn't do the polygraph for court, he did it for the money! And still didn't pass...
And proof? What, does he have a stained blue dress?
With "Christians" like you, no wonder "Jesus wept."
PEACE
June 18th, 2008 at 2:03 pmYou believe "Larry has the proof"...?
Why? Because HE SAYS SO??
OK. Yeah, that figures.
June 18th, 2008 at 2:03 pmDRxJ Says:
PLC,I highly doubt our parodyll is really a Christian.
Oh, I have no doubt that he is not really a Christian. But if he is a parody, it is way past time to come clean because there are too many vulnerable souls who might (and do) cling to his Pharisitic dogma.
June 18th, 2008 at 2:05 pmDaryll, none of those references are from the New Testament.
You must be such a disappointment to your Sunday School teacher.
June 18th, 2008 at 2:05 pmPatrioticLiberalChristian Says:
Daryll, you are a snake, a viper, a beacon of darkness showing the world the worst of Christianity. You will or have led more people away from Christ than toward.
Haters like Daryll calling themselves Christians and promoting hate in the name of God may turn quite a few off, especially since the haters are the most vocal and visible. I hear few Christian leaders denouncing the hate mongers.
But they freely criticize moderate Muslims for not speaking out against the radicals. Hypocrisy seems the providence of religion, no matter the branch.
June 18th, 2008 at 2:05 pmHey Daryyl
June 18th, 2008 at 2:05 pmJesus was a bleeding heart liberal. You should really ask yourself if he would today vote for gun-toting, judgemental, HATEFUL repugs. The answer, simply, is no.
Daryll Says:
Typical sinful democratic senate. Refusing to approve a qualified candidate because of his spiritual pact with Jesus and his laws.
A pact is between TWO PEOPLE, not between a nutjob and a mythical being - you self loathing, f**k*d up MORON!
June 18th, 2008 at 2:05 pmHey, Daryll, you do know that those books were written by Paul, not Jesus, right? And they are not presented as quotations from Jesus, either. Did you ever actually read the New Testament?
June 18th, 2008 at 2:08 pmDaryll Says:
Old Testament references
a. The Sodom incident - Gen 19:1-13
b. The Levitical prohibition - Lev 18:22; 20:13
c. The Gibeah incident - Judg 19:15-25
d. The perverted persons (male temple prostitutes) - 1 Kin
14:24
2. New Testament references
a. Women and men committing acts against nature - Ro 1:26-27
b. Practicing homosexuals and sodomites will not inherit the
kingdom - 1 Co 6:9-10
c. Sodomites (those who practice homosexuality) contrary to
sound doctrine - 1 Ti 1:10
d. Reference to Sodom and Gomorrah, going after ’strange flesh’
- Jude 1:7
For those who want scripture against homosexuality. Bring your glasses, notebook, pen and paper. Very enlightening.
Actually all of the new testament biblical references are mistranslated - you probably didn't know that - did you TARD? They specifically refer to a greek word that mean either 'pedophilia or prostitution', not homosexuality - you ignorant POS.
That same bible of yours also says that slavery is okie-dokey and that jack-*sses can talk - which apparently is true considering YOU!! ROTFL!!
June 18th, 2008 at 2:08 pmI did exactly what our parodyll asked:
Here is a very enlightening essay on 1 Corinthians 6:9-10
(My bold added at the very end for emphasis)
I CORINTHIANS 6:9-10 reads:
Do you not know that the unrighteous will not inherit the kingdom of God? Do not be deceived; neither the immoral, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor effeminate [malakoi], nor homosexual offenders [arsenokoites], nor thieves, nor the greedy, nor drunkards, nor revilers, nor robbers will inherit the kingdom of God.
I placed two words in brackets. The first one, "malakoi", Scroggs (p. 14) says "literally means 'soft' and is no technical term for a homosexual." It apparently refers to young boys who would take the "recepient" position in an*l sex, often for money. It's also translated in some Bibles as "morally weak".
"Aresenokoitai", on the other hand, is clearly a sexual term but, according to Scroggs:
Since... the New Testament occurrences are the earliest appearances of the word, it is not easy for us to be sure what it means. John Boswell in his recent study denies that it refers to a homosexual person in general but rather specifically to the male prostitute who could serve heterosexual or homosexual clients. At any rate, the sin is prostitution, not homosexuality in itself.
June 18th, 2008 at 2:09 pmDaryll, I thought you told me to ignore the old testament what with the shellfish and all. I guess now I have to start refusing my shellfish customers again. It is so hard being a pious fishmonger. Those weirdo pharmacists have it so much easier...
June 18th, 2008 at 2:10 pm"Sodomites" referred to those from Sodom who were destroyed for their lack of hospitality toward strangers. The Christian Pharisees can't make THAT the sin, because then they can't feel free to judge and condemn and rail against others with strange ideas compared to their own. So, they made the term about homosexuality, because THAT'S something they would NEVER commit *wink, wink*.
June 18th, 2008 at 2:10 pmOh and Daryll, Romans 1:26-27 doesn't refer to both men and women, it only refers to WOMEN! Do you always make a habit of LYING and DISPLAYING YOUR IGNORANCE, or is it your OBSESSION with HOMOSEXUALITY that EXCLUSIVELY makes you EVIL? ROTFL!!
June 18th, 2008 at 2:10 pmHaving a rational conversation with a 'child' like Daryll, is no different than trying to have a discussion about particle physics with a toddler. His brain and sophistication is so limited, he doesn't even understand the vocabulary, let alone the concepts - poor lost little CHILD!!!
June 18th, 2008 at 2:12 pmDRxJ Says:
“Aresenokoitai”, refers to a homosexual person in general but rather specifically to the male prostitute who could serve heterosexual or homosexual clients.
So Aresenokoitai is Greek for Jeff Gannon.
June 18th, 2008 at 2:12 pmshoeless Says
June 18th, 2008 at 1:41 pm
Usually the lips of an African American are dark.
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Daryll probably believes that the lips of an African American are naturally clown-white or bright red. You know, like the blackface makeup used in vaudeville a century ago.
June 18th, 2008 at 2:14 pmshoeless Says:
So Aresenokoitai is Greek for Jeff Gannon.
Sure. As sure as we can "tarry with a ghost" and "shake the devil off"!
These are great new masturbatory phrases!
June 18th, 2008 at 2:15 pmYou know Daryll, the ONLY MENTION of SINS that HeyZeus ever wrote about are here:
Matt 15:18-20: "...those things which proceed out of the mouth come forth from the heart; and they defile the man. For out of the heart proceed evil thoughts, murders, adulteries, fornications, thefts, false witness, blasphemies. These are the things which defile a man..."
Notice that 'false witness' (lies) is one of them, homosexuality isn't. That means you're condemned for LYING about your HOMOSEXUALITY by HeyZeus, but honest Homosexuals aren't - how ironic is that - LOSER!! ROTFL!!
June 18th, 2008 at 2:17 pmDaryll said:
Is it his fault that Jesus said homosexuality is wrong?
That of course, is completely beside the point. If his religion would prevent him from serving everyone equally then he has no business as a public servant. It's not a difficult concept, but you do need to possess some integrity to understand it.
http://progressiveworldreview.com
June 18th, 2008 at 2:18 pmDaryll Says:
Old Testament references
For those who want scripture against homosexuality. Bring your glasses, notebook, pen and paper. Very enlightening.
June 18th, 2008 at 2:02 pm
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The Old Testament also tells me I can own slaves as long as I don't knock out either their eyes or teeth when I beat them (Exodus 21:20-27). Oh, and I have to let them go after six years if they're Jewish (Exodus 21:1-4). And I can even rape them and get them pregnant (Genesis 16:1-2), as long as I give them Saturday off (Exodus 20:10).
I can only assume that you, as a proud literal follower of the Bible, have no problem with any of this.
June 18th, 2008 at 2:19 pmmisshusseinmolly Says:
shoeless Says
June 18th, 2008 at 1:41 pm
Usually the lips of an African American are dark.
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Daryll probably believes that the lips of an African American are naturally clown-white or bright red. You know, like the blackface makeup used in vaudeville a century ago.
What stands out to me is the fact Daryll claims to be African American. Its his first slip either.
June 18th, 2008 at 2:19 pmMy Lying-Bastard-Meter is pegging the top of the scale right now.
You know Daryll, I've REPEATEDLY corrected you on your IGNORANCE and MISQUOTING of HeyZeus - which means you either WANT TO LIE, you're a PARODY, or you're the dumbest POS ever to graduate from that ORAL UNIVERSITY!! ROTFL!!
June 18th, 2008 at 2:19 pmAnd Paul, in the New Testament, referred to the common practice of pederasty, in which veteran male soldiers took younger recruits into their homes and taught them about soldiering and general manhood, including sexual prowess, by practicing together.
June 18th, 2008 at 2:19 pmrepublicans hate facts Says:
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You know Daryll, the ONLY MENTION of SINS that HeyZeus ever wrote about are here:
Matt 15:18-20: “…those things which proceed out of the mouth...
Daryll thought that was a reference to gay oral sex.
June 18th, 2008 at 2:21 pmIts Not Daryll's first slip I meant to say.
June 18th, 2008 at 2:21 pmDaryll Says
June 18th, 2008 at 2:02 pm
For those who want scripture against homosexuality. Bring your glasses, notebook, pen and paper. Very enlightening.
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Um...not all of us share your passion for homosexual references in the bible.
June 18th, 2008 at 2:21 pmWayne Says:
Its Not Daryll’s first slip I meant to say.
Oh, I'm sure he has worn many, at least in private.
June 18th, 2008 at 2:23 pmWayne Says:
Its Not Daryll’s first slip I meant to say.
No, his first slip was the one he wore under his mother's dress when she wasn't home to see he wasn't *cough* NORMAL! ROTFL!!
June 18th, 2008 at 2:26 pmPatrioticLiberalChristian Says:
Wayne Says:
Its Not Daryll’s first slip I meant to say.
Oh, I’m sure he has worn many, at least in private.
Darn, you beat me to it! ROTFL!!
June 18th, 2008 at 2:26 pmmisshusseinmolly Says:
Daryll Says
June 18th, 2008 at 2:02 pm
For those who want scripture against homosexuality. Bring your glasses, notebook, pen and paper. Very enlightening.
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Um…not all of us share your passion for homosexual references in the bible.
Maybe he can also elaborate on how that same Bible was just to justify his SUPPOSED ancestors being SLAVES for so many centuries! After all, if the bible is PERFECT and MORAL as he claims, shouldn't he still be in shackles and saying massah right now to all of the white folks? ROTFL! What a MORON!
June 18th, 2008 at 2:28 pmMan, there's nothing like a good parodyll bashing to make my day!
PLC! Funny!
Daryll, since homosexuality is a "choice", I choose you to be my first male receipient of lacerations and perforations!
June 18th, 2008 at 2:30 pmNext time you and your dad are hunting fawns in Indiana, why don't we hook up?
You know Daryll, according to that Bible of yours, you descend from the corrupt and inept seed of Noah's sinful son, and therefore your OPINION and your WORTH as a human being is nothing. How do you feel about that, bible child? Poor little TARD, so BEATEN and RUINED by your OWN FEARS AND SELF LOATHING! Come out of the CLOSET son, before the DOWN LOW kills YOU AND YOUR FAKE WIFE!! ROTFL!!
June 18th, 2008 at 2:30 pmHmmm. looks like NONE of the New Testament scriptures actually quoted Christ as saying any of that shit.
Not even close, you effing Xian hypocrite!
June 18th, 2008 at 2:36 pmDRxJ, there have been times when I have been uncertain whether I should be responding to St. Daryll with a serious and scholarly tone or whether to go for the sarcastic and entertaining whack-a-troll. Now, I just go with whichever feels good at the moment. I actually enjoy both and have decided not to deprive myself of either.
Here's another one I thought of recently, because my pastor has been preaching creationism and said to the effect that man thinking he is a descendent of an ape is demeaning. I thought that being a descendent of mud and spit was a bit more so.
June 18th, 2008 at 2:37 pmAll right kids break it up. That belly isn't gonna get any redder...
June 18th, 2008 at 2:44 pmdbadass, have you put your clothes back on? No rapture today...
June 18th, 2008 at 2:46 pmIt is kind of amazing that, people like Daryll, who profess repeatedly that they are the hetero-ist of heteros, spend SO much time worrying about what other men do with their genitalia.
So Daryll, what is it about male genitalia that fascinates you to the point of obsession?
June 18th, 2008 at 2:48 pmCurse the luck!
I was working on a project and I come back to find I missed a classic Daryll thread!
Dammit dammit dammit!
And he even used his "Judge Not®" material!
June 18th, 2008 at 2:51 pmSorry, Ralph. Better luck and timing next time.
June 18th, 2008 at 3:01 pmI do love the sulpherous smell of Daryll blather in the morning!
Do we really wanna flag Daryll enough to get him kicked out? Or is it fun keepin' him around?
I'm on the fence on that one.
June 18th, 2008 at 3:03 pmWell, Daryll the superstitious crazy person is sure giving me even more reason to remain an Atheist, he is a perfect example of what "Crazy" is.
Hey, Dicyll what's that worshiping the Magical Invisible Faerie in the Sky going to say to you when you die....?
Nothing, because God does not exist, it is a myth.
June 18th, 2008 at 3:05 pmtoo many of us demean ourselves when interacting with daryll with the anti-gay slams......it's his game.
June 18th, 2008 at 3:06 pmI don't care what I'm a descendent of. I am what I am now regardless of mud-skippers, apes, lightning in primordial soup, big-bang, Adam and his rib, and UFO's.
June 18th, 2008 at 3:08 pmResearch just came out that shows the genetic link of homosexuality, and correlates the genetic advantage of homosexuals to the overall population.
http://www.plosone.org/article/fetchArticle.action?articleURI=info:doi/10.1371/journal.pone.0002282
Poor little prejudiced jerks think that a natural genetic and beneficial trait is a 'sin' - what morons.
June 18th, 2008 at 3:11 pmI vote for not flagging Daryll.
I don't believe in censoring performance art.
June 18th, 2008 at 3:13 pmForTruth Says
June 18th, 2008 at 3:03 pm
Do we really wanna flag Daryll enough to get him kicked out? Or is it fun keepin’ him around?
I’m on the fence on that one.
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Nah -- don't flag Daryll. He's far too entertaining. Plus, he obviously works very hard at this. He's pretty good at staying in character, but he makes a few slip-ups -- like trying to convince us he's "dark toned".
June 18th, 2008 at 3:21 pmOr that he's a christain. I'm with one of the earlier posts, why aren't mainstream christains denouncing these extremists? They are very quick to condemn Muslim mainstreamers for not condemning thier extremists.
I hold all christains responsible for it if they are doing nothing about it.
June 18th, 2008 at 3:25 pmHmmm, I don't think Rush Limbaugh has dark lips.
June 18th, 2008 at 3:29 pmI wish we had a picture of Daryll. Then we'd know what color lips are when they're constantly and firmly in contact with W's rect*m.
June 18th, 2008 at 3:41 pmOh, Janet, now that image is in my head and no amount of bleach is gonna clear it.
Thanks a lot.
June 18th, 2008 at 3:50 pmUh Daryll, where exactly are we supposed to find the Larry Sinclair "evidence" because even Fox News isn't saying anything about it.
June 18th, 2008 at 3:55 pmShayne Says:
I wish we had a picture of Daryll. Then we’d know what color lips are when they’re constantly and firmly in contact with W’s rect*m.
Dark brown?
June 18th, 2008 at 4:01 pmGood point shoeless. Daryll, DARYLL, DARYLL, I believe there may be more than one reason for those lips, hus?
June 18th, 2008 at 4:08 pmI also posted this on the Larry Sinclair thread, but I'm reposting here, so more people will see it. This says worlds about the "thought process" (for lack of a better term) of wingnuts.
Even the Freepers don't believe this scumbag. However, they still want him to continue to tell his lies in order to smear Obama.
I found this interesting post on Free Republic:
To: pissant
That sleazy Larry Sinclair is compared to the honorable Swift Boat Vets is very sad. Still.....Go Larry Go, stick it to the commie!
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/2030754/posts
June 18th, 2008 at 4:11 pmJanet Says:
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Hmmm, I don’t think Rush Limbaugh has dark lips.
June 18th, 2008 at 3:29 pm
Which is strange , considering all the shit that flies out of his bloated mouth............
June 18th, 2008 at 4:20 pmDaryll
Shall I come and comfort thee with my rod and staff, again?
god
June 18th, 2008 at 4:41 pmSorry for jumping in so late in the day, but after reading these Great posts, I had to get my two cents in with the following Old Testament quote:
"I am the LORD, and there is none else. I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things. (Isaiah 45:6-7)"
Well, there you have it. Proof positive that God Almighty wants evil to exist. If, as postulated, homosexuality is, indeed, evil, it is because God wills it. Who are we to interfere with the will of God Almighty. Amen.
June 18th, 2008 at 5:00 pmImpeach Pelosi, Cheney and Bush and Save the Constitution!
So let it be written; so let it be done!
Abu Ben Hussein Leporello Says:
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“I am the LORD, and there is none else. I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things. (Isaiah 45:6-7)”
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June 18th, 2008 at 5:00 pm
Believe you’re quoting the King James translation.
The New International Version might be more enlightening…
Isaiah 45
Obviously the writer is saying that God is in control.
June 18th, 2008 at 5:32 pm"Obviously the writer is saying that God is in control."
June 18th, 2008 at 5:49 pm----
Which is exactly why I kick back and sweat it not. After all I am not driving. God is...
Which homophobe will Bush nominate next?
June 18th, 2008 at 6:17 pmFor those who want scripture against homosexuality. Bring your glasses, notebook, pen and paper. Very enlightening.
Only if you believe that nonsense. Is this the same scripture that makes it a capital offense for a woman to wear a dress made from two different cloths, or for a farmer to plant two different crops in the same field? That's hardly a rational source upon which to base your laws, now is it?
June 18th, 2008 at 6:21 pmDid bitblt not speak of himself in the third person?
WTF???
June 18th, 2008 at 6:31 pmMight this be a sign?
June 18th, 2008 at 7:13 pmralph the wonder llama Says:
bitblt Says:
Believe you’re quoting the King James translation.
Did bitblt not speak of himself in the third person?
WTF???
June 18th, 2008 at 6:31 pm
You sure?
The implied "I" is still bitblt speaking-writing.
June 19th, 2008 at 9:29 amWayne A. Schneider Says:
For those who want scripture against homosexuality. Bring your glasses, notebook, pen and paper. Very enlightening.
Only if you believe that nonsense. Is this the same scripture that makes it a capital offense for a woman to wear a dress made from two different cloths, or for a farmer to plant two different crops in the same field? That’s hardly a rational source upon which to base your laws, now is it?
June 18th, 2008 at 6:21 pm
You sure the Bible says that these are capital offenses?
Where does it say that?
That’s hardly a rational source upon which to base your laws, now is it?
Certainly seems irrational to base an opinion on someone's misrepresentation of scripture.
June 19th, 2008 at 9:32 amrepublicans hate facts Says:
Research just came out that shows the genetic link of homosexuality, and correlates the genetic advantage of homosexuals to the overall population.
http://www.plosone.org/ article/ fetchArticle.action?articleURI=info:doi/ 10.1371/ journal.pone.0002282
Poor little prejudiced jerks think that a natural genetic and beneficial trait is a ’sin’ - what morons.
June 18th, 2008 at 3:11 pm
When there is a study declaring a cause for homosexuality it’ll have to deal with studies like the following one:
Landmark study: Change for homosexuals is possible
http://www.bpnews.net/BPnews.asp?ID=26429
This seems to following what the Apostle Paul says in First Corinthians:
I Corinthians 6:
The phrase “And that is what some of you were.” refers to the list in verses 9 and 10. Verses 9 and 10 are quoted above.
June 19th, 2008 at 9:35 ambitblt Says:
Landmark study: Change for homosexuals is possible
http://www.bpnews.net/BPnews.asp?ID=26429
Oh, you POOR LITTLE TARD! That's NOT A STUDY, that's a RELIGIOUS IDIOTIC MORONIC REPROGRAMMING technique that has SHOWN to NOT ONLY BE DANGEROUS, AND UNPRODUCTIVE, but if you're DUMB ENOUGH to think you can CHANGE SOMEONE'S ORIENTATION, then how EASY is it for YOU TO BECOME GAY?
As for your APOSTLE, you DO REALIZE that you're referring to an ENGLISH TRANSLATIONS, and that you are referring to people turning away from SIN, not from their SEXUAL PROGRAMMING - RIGHT TARD?
Wow, you people are DUMB! So tell me, did YOU DECIDE to be STRAIGHT? Because if you did, you are BISEXUAL and NOT HETEROSEXUAL, and you didn't CHANGE, you only chose to EXPERIENCE ONE PART OF WHO YOU ARE - MORON!
In another significant finding, Jones and Yarhouse said attempts at conversion do not appear to be psychologically harmful.
ROTFL! Then WHY have SO MANY EX-GAYS committed suicide, been treated for DEPRESSION and come out FIERCELY HARMED from this? Sorry, but all THIS DOES is KEEP PEOPLE IN THE CLOSET it DOESN'T CURE A GENETIC PREDISPOSITION you MORON!
June 19th, 2008 at 6:33 pmbitblt Says:
Wayne A. Schneider Says:
For those who want scripture against homosexuality. Bring your glasses, notebook, pen and paper. Very enlightening.
Only if you believe that nonsense. Is this the same scripture that makes it a capital offense for a woman to wear a dress made from two different cloths, or for a farmer to plant two different crops in the same field? That’s hardly a rational source upon which to base your laws, now is it?
June 18th, 2008 at 6:21 pm
You sure the Bible says that these are capital offenses?
Where does it say that?
That's a good question, because according to YOU GOOD CHRISTIANS an ABOMINATION IS A CAPITAL OFFENSE and THOSE ITEMS are ABOMINATIONS in EVERYONE'S BIBLE - IGNORANT PATHETIC LITTLE TARD!! ROTFL!!
June 19th, 2008 at 6:34 pmOh, and BUTTBLIGHT, here's a THRASHING of that UNSCIENTIFIC STUDY that's been LAUGHED OUT SCIENTIFIC CIRCLES along with the RECENT REPORT that that EARTH IS FLAT that you ALSO POSTED!!
ROTFL!!
http://www.boxturtlebulletin.com/2007/09/17/785
You FLAT EARTHERS ARE HYSTERICAL!!! DUMB but HYSTERICAL!! ROTFL!!
June 19th, 2008 at 6:37 pmOh, and you might REALLY WANT to read that STUDY more CAREFULLY because that 38% say they became BISEXUAL and no longer considered themselves EXCLUSIVELY HOMOSEXUAL, which means they PROBABLY WERE BISEXUAL in the FIRST PLACE and simply didn't know there WAS SUCH A THING!! ROTFL, you're an IDIOT!!!
June 19th, 2008 at 6:39 pmAnd then finally:
In many ways this confirms what many opponents of ex-gay therapy have noted, that attempting to change sexual orientation does not necessarily make someone straight. In fact, this particular finding makes it all the more unlikely, and puts into context Jones and Yarhouse’s characterization of success as “satisfactory, if not uncomplicated, heterosexual adjustment.”
But I'm sure you ONLY READ THE TITLE, and NOT THE REALITY that the STUDY ACTUALLY DISPROVES the thing you CLAIMED it PROVED!! ROTFL!! Wow, you're DUMB!!
June 19th, 2008 at 6:41 pm