Comments on: Bush receives ‘wooden box’ from staff for his birthday.

By: IBTunion4obama

IBTunion4obama — Mon, 07 Jul 2008 23:10:52 +0000

It was probably from Libby in his prison cell

By: Carlos

Carlos — Mon, 07 Jul 2008 18:32:44 +0000

Need some wood box?

By: DieNowForPeace

DieNowForPeace — Mon, 07 Jul 2008 12:25:12 +0000

An utterly stupid gift for an equally stupid man.

By: Game of Life

Game of Life — Mon, 07 Jul 2008 09:51:20 +0000

That’s not large enough.

By: wizard2000

wizard2000 — Mon, 07 Jul 2008 02:54:47 +0000

That box is about the same size as the one the crematorium gave me to carry my Dad’s ashes down to the military cemetery for burial in 1990. My box was cardboard, no doubt hermetically sealed to keep any of my Dad’s remains from leaking out in transit. A hand-crafted wooden box would have been better, though.

Just sayin’.

No, I’m not implying that this small wooden box, which looks like a smaller version of a wooden coffin, was somehow a subliminal message given to Bush by the White House staff. What would ever have given you that idea? Heh, heh.

By: TexasVietVet

TexasVietVet — Mon, 07 Jul 2008 02:24:38 +0000

TEXAS HUSSIEN VIETVET SAYS it’s a good place to hide your crack.

Or just leave the box empty like the christian soul you claim to have.

Tell the undertaker where to shove it when you die, a..hole.

By: Zooey

Zooey — Mon, 07 Jul 2008 02:05:17 +0000

What a dumb gift.

By: Exit Stage Left

Exit Stage Left — Sun, 06 Jul 2008 22:32:30 +0000

Helen Hussein Rainier Says:
Well, they sure couldn’t give him a Rubik’s Cube. He’d be baffled forever with that.

He still gets baffled by the round peg/round hole – square peg/square hole whoozamadingy :)~

By: MapleStreet

MapleStreet — Sun, 06 Jul 2008 22:07:48 +0000

Wooden box for the wooden ventriloquist dummy ?

By: ArtZ

ArtZ — Sun, 06 Jul 2008 21:53:29 +0000

Why a wooden box?
Because they couldn’t get the lead pipe past the metal detectors.

By: abarts

abarts — Sun, 06 Jul 2008 21:28:41 +0000

Should have been a 6′ x 3′ pine box.

By: tnrc75

tnrc75 — Sun, 06 Jul 2008 21:08:17 +0000

I would suggest he put something in it, but since he never listens to advice I’ll just tell him not to hit himself on the head with it.

By: Helen Hussein Rainier

Helen Hussein Rainier — Sun, 06 Jul 2008 20:53:37 +0000

Well, they sure couldn’t give him a Rubik’s Cube. He’d be baffled forever with that.

By: thomthum

thomthum — Sun, 06 Jul 2008 20:37:00 +0000

Sooooooooooo…that’s Benjamin Harrison’s daughter’s box, eh?
OK there’s a joke in there somewhere, but I sure as heck ain’t going in after it!

By: Jess Wonderin

Jess Wonderin — Sun, 06 Jul 2008 19:15:41 +0000

Convenient . . just the right size for a stack of “My Pet Goat” hardbound edition, with room for a yo-yo and souvenir T-Ball . . . .

By: woodguy

woodguy — Sun, 06 Jul 2008 18:56:46 +0000

Label on bottom of box: “Made by Pandora”.

By: SP Biloxi

SP Biloxi — Sun, 06 Jul 2008 18:56:15 +0000

Ah, a wooden box for the Pinocchio-in-chief with a hollow brain. Let’s just hope that his 63rd birthday is spent behind bars where he belongs.

By: Chocolate Jesus

Chocolate Jesus — Sun, 06 Jul 2008 18:52:55 +0000

I feel as a taxpaying citizen i serve to donate a few milliliters of semen to that box.. consider it a sign of your messiahs “second cuming”

By: thomthum

thomthum — Sun, 06 Jul 2008 18:47:58 +0000

can’t you just see the befuddled look on his face when he unwrapped it thinking it was a box of Cubans or something? he’ll probably re-gift it.

By: dumbstruck

dumbstruck — Sun, 06 Jul 2008 18:33:00 +0000

That’s about the right size to represent his legacy and view of the world.