Laugh of the day, from the city by the Bay!

That day will truly make me smile. I am smilling already, as I do everyday. I am consumed with optimism and confidence.

So are cult members and mindless idiots.

http://progressiveworldreview.com

The movement to name a sewage treatment plant after our lame (duck) President may be well-intentioned; I hope that we can all look at this in another light.

IMAGE IS IMPORTANT. Normally, sewage treatment plants are kept behind tall walls, so that no one has to, uh, see or smell that ugly stuff. But, working at these plants, we take pride in our work, maintaining sewage treatment plants and water reclamation plants with pride and enthusiasm. And, I couldn’t be happy working at a plant named after George W. Could You??

IMAGE IS IMPORTANT. These plants produce the recycled water for irrigating our parks and highway medians. And, we are proud of cleaning up the wastewater so that others can use it! Cleaned-up water! Compare this to George W.’s work.

IMAGE IS IMPORTANT. Can we agree that George W. has been a lousy President and claim victory? Can we withdraw or vote down this measure, and name the plant after someone who has made a positive contribution to the City or County? I’d rather work in a plant that’s named after someone who has made a positive contribution to the City or County. Wouldn’t you?

IMAGE IS IMPORTANT. Organizations put a great deal of effort into naming a boat, business, or facility for several good reasons. I sincerely hope that San Francisco can find someone more deserving for having their name in on the front of this Plant!

However, I would glady wipe my backside with Bush’s face and then enjoy watching his legacy swirl away down the drain.

Oh my, prytania. I think you are confusing the state of serenity associated with normal, well-adjusted people with your symptoms which indicate your terminal psychotic break with reality.

Please seek professional help ASAP. The next stop in your downward spiral is schizophrenic catatonia. I wouldn’t wish such a thing on even a skid-mark like you.

Suuuuuuuure thing toad-licker.

Maybe the half-penny, which we’ll need sooner than we need to stop using the whole-penny.

That, my friends, says…it…ALL!!!

1. Both GDumbya and the team that plays there are losers.

2. You have to pay to get into a hockey game; GDumbya has similar rules in order to get an audience with him or to get his support on legislation.

3. Both hockey players and GDumbya are prone to commit gratuitous, avoidable violence without provocation.

4. Both hockey players and GDumbya are renown for alcohol abuse and use of illicit drugs.

5. Neither hockey players or GDumbya ever enter the “field of play” without protective equipment.

The fact that President Alzheimers, who fired the air traffic controllers and thus diminished commercial flight safety got an airport named after him doesn’t anger me but does provide further evidence that Republicans do not understand the concept of irony. As for putting his face on money, I assume you mean his turn on the dollar coin because I don’t see enough Republicans being in office after next January to get him on anything else. If you want to truly “honor” the legacy of your hero I suggest you get his puss on a U.S. savings bond because nobody increased the national debt like your boy Ronnie.

As far as I am concerned, both RayGun’s and GDumbya’s pictures should be printed on the dollar bill. After all, because of both of them, the dollar is as useless and worthless as they are (or ever were).