http://www.swamppolitics.com/news/politics/blog/2008/07/robert_novaks_hitrun_victim_ta.html

Our Fox team has learned the facts behind the attack of the LEFTWING pedestrian who earlier today conducted a full bodied attack Mr. Novak’s black Corvette. We will bring you the true facts behind the terroist’s actions tonight on the Exactor Report. You will learn of the LIBERAL MEDIA’s false claim that Mr. Novak hit a pedestrian. Outreageous LIBERAL LIES! Had Mr. Novak not been quick to act heroically by stopping his car and chasing down the culprit, witnesses say the man would have run away from the scene of his crime, only to strike again at the next unsuspecting American motorist. The LIBERAL MEDIA and their Bloggers didn’t tell you that! Even as we report we are sending the FOX COPS to those LEFT-WING news outlets to round up the EVIL DOERS who distort the news as they continue their partisan attacks on good wholesome, upstanding Americans like Mr. Novak! Stay tuned for updates as we battle for fairness in reporting only the facts!

Jim Wilke Says:

“How are you doing?”

“Fine.”

“Did you know the guy who hit you is a TV newsman?”

“MY NECK!! MY BACK!!”

I smell lawsuits!!

And you know this how? You don’t. And if you run down a pedestrian in cold blood and flee the scene of the accident the civil suit should be the least of your worries. He should be looking for a criminal attorney taking blood tests and breathalyzers, having his cell phone and GPS history evaluated. And THEN the scumbag should be sued for all he’s worth mostly for all the bad KARMA he’s accrued.

ABC 7 News: Was it a male or female pedestrian?

RN: I don’t know.

And then a little later says:

RN: He’s not dead, that’s the main thing. So, I, ah.. He’s in the hospital.

That’s contradictory!

http://cfc.wjla.com/external.cfm?p=novaktranscript

Also, how can he not be cited for hit and run? Police just take your word for anything with all evidence to the contrary? Not any police I ever met.

And thirdly, aren’t those cars phallic!

And fourthly, why hasn’t there been a troll mentioning Ted Kennedy and 1969?

No doubt the convertible has red leather seats, and the horses in his “horsepower” are black. Heck, probably the “convertible” is a coffin on wheels.

If not, hit-and-run. Major felony time.

Nyuk

I stopped off at the Quick-sack
for some beer and cigarettes
the old man took my money
as he stared at my corvette
He said I had one just like her son
in 1963
‘Til a man down at the bank took her from me

Chorus:
Oh, she was hotter than a two dollar pistol
she was the fastest thing in town
long and lean every young man’s dream
she turned every head in town
she was built, and fun to handle son
I’m glad that you walked in
she reminds me of the one I loved back then

So I handed him my keys and said here take her for a spin
the old man scratched his head, and then he looked at me and grinned
He said son, you just don’t understand
it ain’t the car I want
It’s the brunette in your Vette that turns me on

Repeat Chorus

She reminds me of the one I loved back then
GET George Jones – The One I Loved Back

Well, I’m going out tonight. Fight the good fight.
G’night good people.
You too harpy.

Driving a convertible, black corvette?

Jeez – what a concept. Methusala on wheels!

$hit Matt, you forgot Soros.

I have no patience with twisted little children in need of a spanking, or a crack in the mouth. I’m, also, not a Edwards fan or a “librul”. I’m a former conservative who is utterly disgusted by the crimes against this nation, and humanity, Bushco has perpetrated in our names. Again, this is apparent to anyone with the wit to comprehend.

Here’s the next political propaganda talking point from the RePugniScums:

“The guy jumped out in front of Novak to make a political point. He was a liberal and deserved his injuries.”