Cheney not speaking at McCain’s convention?
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Cheney not speaking at McCain’s convention?
The right-wing American Spectator reports today that Vice President Dick Cheney will not be a speaker at the Republican National Convention next month, “according to sources in his office.” The magazine says that “Cheney has not sought a speaking slot at the convention, nor has his staff sought a role for him at the convention.” Asked by the Los Angeles Times, Cheney’s press secretary Megan Mitchell did not deny the report, only saying that “the vice president has a great deal of respect for John McCain and as of last Friday was out campaigning for him.”
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The right-wing American Spectator reports today that Vice President Dick Cheney will not be a speaker at the Republican National Convention next month, “according to sources in his office.”
Cheney , it was reported , insisted on being on-stage with a shot-gun in hand …………..
August 4th, 2008 at 12:54 pmThey have Lieberman already to speak for him.
August 4th, 2008 at 12:56 pmSomeone’s got to manage the blowback from Israel’s pre-emptive strike on Iranina nuclear facilities.
Joe Lieberman and Eric Cantor, with their Jewish roots, can cheerlead from the stage.
August 4th, 2008 at 12:59 pmMcGrampy meets McMurderer.
August 4th, 2008 at 1:00 pmCheney not speaking at McCain’s convention?
Instead the GOP will just play a video of the 60’s “Batman” TV show with Burgess Meredith as the “Penguin” , so it will appear as if Cheney is present ………
August 4th, 2008 at 1:01 pmThe designated a**hole slot has already been filled by Joe Lieberman.
August 4th, 2008 at 1:01 pmTorture Cheney? Not welcome at the RNC Convention next month?
No one could have predicted!
August 4th, 2008 at 1:02 pmYa think it’s becuase Cheney’s popularity is somewhat below Satan’s?
August 4th, 2008 at 1:04 pmWell then, who will mount the GOP stage in September to share all the great things the Republicans have done the past 8 years? No wonder the GOP have invited Lieberman to speak–no one in their right mind would want to stand in front of the world and–with a straight face– say they are better off due to Republican leadership.
August 4th, 2008 at 1:05 pmOr maybe the Vice President has finally realized that most Americans don’t care what he thinks or has to say. He should stay out of sight, because if the American public at large knew just how much he has done to subvert and destroy our constitutional government, he wouldn’t be safe any where. And he shouldn’t be. He has to be one of the most un-American Vice presidnets we ever had.
August 4th, 2008 at 1:06 pmSince Cheney can’t be there in September, the GOP have invited Lieberman to put sprinkles on their turd and take the first bite.
August 4th, 2008 at 1:08 pmCheney not speaking at McCain’s convention
Was it the part where he drains a live puppy on stage that made them not invite him?
August 4th, 2008 at 1:11 pmCheney is already too busy managing his grotesque profits from his Halliburton stock and from all his oil stocks and working with Prince on how to make Backwater more money.
As the Repugs say: Darth got his, Cheney the rest of you!
August 4th, 2008 at 1:11 pmWhat’s he afraid of, a Citizen’s Arrest or something? You can bet that Bush won’t be there either.
August 4th, 2008 at 1:12 pmMcCain doesn’t need Cheney. He already has the demented old warmonger vote sewn up.
August 4th, 2008 at 1:12 pm.
I hear they arrest people who show up McCain’t events with signs that say, “Bush = McCain.” imagine if Cheney showed up at a McCain’t event to support McCain’t. Would they have to arrest Cheney?
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August 4th, 2008 at 1:15 pmAre there war games to supervise during that time?
August 4th, 2008 at 1:15 pmWhat’s the problem? Aren’t most of the speeches given after sundown?
August 4th, 2008 at 1:20 pmI heard that Rasmussen has a new poll out that gives Cheney a slight bump. He’s now statistically even with Satan.
August 4th, 2008 at 1:20 pmFearmongering doesn’t work at the Rethuglican Convention – they’re already voting for Grampy McSame.
August 4th, 2008 at 1:21 pmCheney:”You are not going to see me at the Convention, Unless someone discovers oil in Minnesota”
August 4th, 2008 at 1:21 pmMax-1 Says:
I hear they arrest people who show up McCain’t events with signs that say, “Bush = McCain.” imagine if Cheney showed up at a McCain’t event to support McCain’t. Would they have to arrest Cheney?
No, because Cheney’s sign just says, “Go Fu(k Yourself”.
August 4th, 2008 at 1:22 pmCould this mean that Cheney actually has at least a smidgen of self-awareness. At least an inkling that the people don’t like him ?
August 4th, 2008 at 1:26 pmWhy would he show up? He would have nothing to BOMB there.
August 4th, 2008 at 1:26 pm“So?”
August 4th, 2008 at 1:28 pmDaryll Says:
————————————————————-I am so excited that I am bubbling inside. You guys might want to attempt to attend the convention out of curiosity.
No thanks. I don’t want to be around when whatever is bubbling inside you comes out.
August 4th, 2008 at 1:32 pmDaryll:
August 4th, 2008 at 1:33 pmHow ya doing my man? Might I suggest a few Tums for that bubbling?
Daryll Says:
TP, big deal! Even though I don’t support McCain, my friend and I will be attending Monday and Tuesday’s portion of the convention in Minneapolis. I know it will be a blessed occasion.
We all know you are just going to meet the “blessed” hookers that frequent the RNC Conventions every time.
August 4th, 2008 at 1:35 pmThey ( the hookers ) say the Republicans are their biggest customers.
Daryll Says:
. . . Even Lieberman (D-CT) will speak.
Actually, he’s Lieberman (I-CT).
Cheney would only appear if the conventioneers could be sequestered for two hours beforehand and promised not to leave untiil he finished speaking . . .
Oh, wait. Those are the demands he made when invited to speak before WOUNDED veterans.
Idiot.
August 4th, 2008 at 1:35 pmUhhh, Daryll, might want to check your facts a bit; JoeL is an (Ind) not a (Dem). He represents Israel, not Connecticut or the Democratic Party. OK?
August 4th, 2008 at 1:36 pmDaryll Says:
You guys might want to attempt to attend the convention out of curiosity. You will receive alot of info.
Thanks for the invite Daryll, but I’ve already read Mein Kampf. I don’t care to see the stage show.
August 4th, 2008 at 1:36 pmDaryll says:
I refuse to respond to ignorance. Do not become angry because of my extreme excitement for the GOP. There are great things in our future.
Daryll, you are too funny this AM! Being ‘extremely excited’ over this pile of dog sh!t is quite amusing. And your future is probably somewhere after the 2032 elections, if ever.
August 4th, 2008 at 1:40 pmDaryll Says:
I bind the spirit of perversion,in the name Jesus!
Tying yourself in knots again?
August 4th, 2008 at 1:40 pmI think I see a session of “shaking the devil off” any moment now….
August 4th, 2008 at 1:41 pmDaryll Says:
. . . good wholesome time, which is part of true conservatism.
Ah, yes, like Sen. Pete Sessions (Republican-Texas), who’s being taken to task for his good, wholesome conservatism in the form of fundraising at a Las Vegas strip/burlesque joint.
Gotta love those traditional family values.
August 4th, 2008 at 1:41 pmPhoto Caption:
“Pleased to meet you, won’t you guess my name?
But what’s puzzling you is the nature of my game.”
h/t Jagger/Richards
August 4th, 2008 at 1:42 pmWhat? Satan not speaking at the Evil, Inc. annual meeting??
NO!!! Say it isn’t so!!
August 4th, 2008 at 1:44 pm“There are great things in our future.”
Now you do realize Daryll that ever since you claimed god told you Huckabee would be the next president and then failed to explain how an alledgedly all powerful god f’ed that one up so bad, no one really buys your preidctions.
Oh and might you explain god’s mistake there? I am still curious. If you can’t might I suggest falling back on the ever so tiresome “the lord works in mysterious ways” bs. That seems to be the patented escape route of the looney
August 4th, 2008 at 1:44 pmI refuse to respond to ignorance. Do not become angry because of my extreme excitement for the GOP. There are great things in our future. -Daryll
Like what? More wars? More Debt? More job losses? Higher fuel prices?
August 4th, 2008 at 1:45 pmDaryll Says:
…my extreme excitement for the GOP. There are great things in our future.
You mean like the GOP convention in 2004? That sounded very exciting!
Mistress Natasha, 29, a striking black-haired dominatrix in a midtown dungeon, had just finished flogging one of her clients when they began chatting, as they often do at the end of a session. “I mentioned that I had seen Fahrenheit 9/11 the other night. He asked me what I thought of it, and then he said he was voting for Bush again. It always surprises me how many of my clients are not just Republicans but Bush supporters. I think, You wanted me to force you down to your knees when you’re in a pink tutu, but you support Bush? Maybe that should be part of my punishment: ‘You’re going to vote for Bush? Now you’re really going to get it!’ ”
Like many sex workers in Manhattan, Mistress Natasha is anticipating a dramatic upswing in business late this month as 5,000 delegates—and an entourage of 45,000 others—arrive for four days of work and play. “August is usually slow, but I think I’ll be rather busy,” she says, planning to increase her hours. “I’ve already gotten several e-mails from men who say they’re coming into town that week.”
Transsexual escort and adult-film star Allanah Starr, 26, is even more confident: “I’m sure business will pick up for strip bars and escorts.”
http://nymag.com/nymetro/news/rnc/9681/
August 4th, 2008 at 1:45 pmDaryll Says:
TP, big deal! Even though I don’t support McCain, my friend and I will be attending Monday and Tuesday’s portion of the convention in Minneapolis. I know it will be a blessed occasion.
Any official announcement yet which particular religion they plan to exploit for the convention?
We have to support those who want to ensure that our country is going down the straight and narrow path.
Then why are you supporting one of the crookedest parties in American history?
Even Lieberman (D-CT) will speak. This shows that we are making great strides to cross party lines.
Wrong, again. Lieberman is no longer a Democrat, ever since they decided not to nominate him. (You might remember, it was in all the papers.) As for this being some kind of evidence that the Republicans are “making great strides to cross party lines”, again you are deluding yourself. Lieberman is speaking at their convention because the Republican Party supported him in his re-election bid even over the guy they nominated!
I am so excited that I am bubbling inside. You guys might want to attempt to attend the convention out of curiosity. You will receive alot of info.
You can’t be serious. Excited? Bubbling? Please, don’t exaggerate. Besides, you may “receive alot of info”, but I can promise you that a lot of it will be wrong.
August 4th, 2008 at 1:46 pmDaryll Says:
I bind the spirit of perversion,in the name Jesus! Satan must flee from your life. We are going to the RNC to have a good wholesome time, which is part of true conservatism.
August 4th, 2008 at 1:38 pm
That’s not what the hookers who love Republican gatherings say.
August 4th, 2008 at 1:48 pmHey Daryll, JoeL ran AGAINST the Dem candidate in ‘06 and has voted for almost every Repug position for the past 7 1/2 years. He is listed in the Party counts as an (I), along with Bernie Sanders (I) Vermont, who votes more to the Dem side, but is NOT counted as a Dem.
August 4th, 2008 at 1:48 pmDaryll- try some beano!
August 4th, 2008 at 1:48 pmDaryll Says:
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We have to support those who want to ensure that our country is going down the straight and narrow path.
August 4th, 2008 at 1:28 pm
Methinks you need a compass and a map , goofball ; over 80% of Americans believes the country is on the WRONG PATH …..
August 4th, 2008 at 1:49 pmDaryll, you really think GOD plays politics?
August 4th, 2008 at 1:49 pmDaryll Says:
Please show some respect for your Vice President.
August 4th, 2008 at 1:47 pm
Why? He doesn’t show any to us. And he isn’t our Vice President, he’s yours.
August 4th, 2008 at 1:49 pmPlease show some respect for your Vice President. -Daryll
Respect is earned not given.
August 4th, 2008 at 1:50 pm.
Daryll,
Have fun.
Get laid.
… Because we all know that you’ve enjoyed screwing American’s Freedoms, Rights and Liberties this last decade… I hope the favor returns itself.
p.s.
remember, mom doesn’t need details as to what the tranny whore wore. Just mention that your ‘date’ was smokin’ hot!!! She’ll never know and then you won’t have to pray about it.
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August 4th, 2008 at 1:52 pmDaryll Says:
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Leftside Annie Says:
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What? Satan not speaking at the Evil, Inc. annual meeting??
NO!!! Say it isn’t so!!
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Please show some respect for your Vice President.
August 4th, 2008 at 1:47 pm
I will
When he surrenders himself to be taken to the Hague to face the charges for all his crimes…….
August 4th, 2008 at 1:52 pmBTW Daryll if you get a chance can you swing down a few and help us all to understand why jesus is so keen on showing up in snack foods, toasted cheese sandwiches, breakfast entries, and Pizza Hut billboards. It all seems so kitchy for a son of god and all. Doesn’t his dad expect more dignified appearances?
August 4th, 2008 at 1:53 pmDaryll Says:
I bind the spirit of perversion,in the name Jesus!
If you pay extra, the Dominatrix will be happy to chant that refrain as she ties you up.
August 4th, 2008 at 1:53 pmDaryll says:
Sorry, not that type of party at the GOP. Most will attend the Faith and Family values portion of the conference.
So, ya think Larry ‘wide stance’ Craig will attend the ‘Family Values’ portion? Will it be held at the MPLS airport bathroom?
Just wondering!
August 4th, 2008 at 1:54 pmDaryll displays the same kind of rugged, immovable thinking that led him to insist, in the face of all evidence, that Gov. Huckabee was “President-elect Huckabee”.
Remember that, D? Good times, good times.
Hey, Daryll, did Jesus tell you that LIEberman was a Democrat, even though he lost the Democratic primary in ‘06 and ran as an Independent?
August 4th, 2008 at 1:54 pmDaryll said:
Yep, where they gather and pray the guy in the next stall doesn’t tell… where they gather and pray their wife doesn’t find out about the call boy… where they gather and pray that the hooker doesn’t show up to change that poopy diaper…
August 4th, 2008 at 1:55 pmMarsha Blackturd is on MSNBC right now , openly advocating (of course) , McStupid’s “call” for the Dems to return to DC and re-open Congress ……..
How do brainless bubbleheads like this dopey broad constantly con people into voting for them ?
We really are a stupid country………………………….
August 4th, 2008 at 1:56 pmSay, Daryll, why do you suppose God will be in Minneapolis protecting Republicans from “all hurt, harm and danger”, when He couldn’t be bothered to do the same for the MInneapolis commuters on that bridge a year ago?
August 4th, 2008 at 1:56 pmDaryll Says:
Sorry, not that type of party at the GOP. Most will attend the Faith and Family values portion of the conference.
That the one where the call girls dress as nuns?
Or are you going to the one with call boys, you know, so you can convert them?
August 4th, 2008 at 1:57 pmNot that there is anything wrong with that……
Daryll, the set-up guy.
August 4th, 2008 at 1:57 pmNot gonna do it! It’s just too easy.
Not to mention, Daryll, that “God’s blood will… saturate us from sin” makes no sense whatsoever…
But it would make a really cool tagline for a low-budget teen slasher flick.
August 4th, 2008 at 1:58 pmI know. It feels like he’s just phoning it in lately.
Maybe he gives his writing staff the summer off so they can work on feature film projects.
August 4th, 2008 at 1:59 pmDaryll said:
For God to bleed, then He would have to be mortal… Or do you mean Christ’s blood…?
See, many fanatics get confused about this Christ and God stuff. One is the Son, the other, the Father… The Father and his begotten Son… or is your god two headed…?
August 4th, 2008 at 1:59 pmEither Daryll has been namejacked by a fun-loving poster or he is WAAAAAAY off his game today. This almost sounds like a Martin and Lewis schtick, and Daryll is NOT Dean Martin!
August 4th, 2008 at 2:00 pmDaryll said:
Thou shall not kill…
Thou shall not lie…
Thou shall not have no other’s before Me…
Do unto others as you would have them do unto you…
Those without sin may cast the first stone…
Now, what path is it God wants Republicans to follow…
August 4th, 2008 at 2:03 pm… But what about His Children? What path should they follow… Republicans?
Really now? McCain’s slow, but not stupid. Cheney’s just more ugly baggage for a McCain campaign that’s getting uglier every day. Let’s try it the other way around – McCain doesn’t want the shotgun chickenhawk anywhere near his campaign.
August 4th, 2008 at 2:03 pmThis is old school Daryll. My favorite kind. Now if only he would damn someone to hell…
By the way D:
August 4th, 2008 at 2:03 pmWith the exception of that Stepford dad type fellow where there any republican canditates in this years run up that were still on wife number 1? I suppose family values means having a couple families. Am I correct?
JoeL will carry the neocon message for Cheney that we must, absolutely must, attack Iran and the conventioneers will get all tingly inside from the excitement of it all.
August 4th, 2008 at 2:03 pmDaryll Says:
God’s blood will cover and saturate us from sin.
If you show up covered in blood, you will probably be arrested before you can enjoy the hookers.
It also stains the clothes.
Since when does an imortal god bleed though?
August 4th, 2008 at 2:03 pmIf he bleeds, can he die?
Daryll, they are your elected servants and patriotism doesnt mean to blindly support government, it means to hold it responsible.
August 4th, 2008 at 2:05 pmDaryll Says:
I am actually looking forward to meeting Sen. Craig and others.
Check the first stall to the right. He’ll be tapping for ya.
August 4th, 2008 at 2:06 pmDaryll Says:
God’s blood will cover and saturate us from sin.
August 4th, 2008 at 1:54 pm
That’s kind of gross, don’t you think? And you say this God person loves you? Wow, you religious types really make me wonder.
August 4th, 2008 at 2:06 pmI don’t know… this treads a thin line between awesome parody and over-the-top filler.
I’m leaning towards over-the-top. One of the keys to a Daryll performance has always been maintaining that knife’s-edge of believability while recreating the far reaches of Christianist extremism. This loses that knife’s-edge and flops helplessly on the floor.
All I’m saying, Daryll, is you’d better pick up your game in September. We expect more from you, son. Much more.
August 4th, 2008 at 2:06 pmDaryll said:
Hell, Daryll, did Senator Craig respect the men…?
August 4th, 2008 at 2:07 pm“I am not gay. I have never been gay.” I just plead guilty to soliciting MEN in a public restroom.
… But it would be different if he plead guilty to soliciting WOMEN… NO?
Daryll says:
I refuse to respond to ignorance.
In other words, Daryll even ignores himself.
August 4th, 2008 at 2:07 pmDaryll Says:
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MCMetal Says:
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Daryll Says:
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We have to support those who want to ensure that our country is going down the straight and narrow path.
August 4th, 2008 at 1:28 pm
Methinks you need a compass and a map , goofball ; over 80% of Americans believes the country is on the WRONG PATH …..
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Who’s report shall you believe? I trust God, and since the Republicans follow God’s principles, I know we are going down the right path.
August 4th, 2008 at 1:56 pm
It is the path that Chimpy the Wonder Monkey , a Republican , has led us down that 80% of the American population believes is incorrect ; I highly doubt that the entire 80% is “godless” ……..In summation ; you obviously don’t know shit
August 4th, 2008 at 2:08 pmDaryll Says:
God’s blood will cover and saturate us from sin.
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So the big cheese has been watching Carrie on VHS again I suppose
August 4th, 2008 at 2:09 pmDaryll says:
I am actually looking forward to meeting Sen. Craig and others. I have 8 SD photo cards locked and rocked. I will have alot of Christian fun.
You planning to let Larry Craig jerk you around by the gas nozzle?
It seems to me that “Christian fun” is not the kind Larry likes to have. I wonder if the cop who busted Larry will be on duty in that same airport curing the convention? Or will they assign him to the hotel the Republicans are staying at?
August 4th, 2008 at 2:09 pmDaryll Says:
————————————————————-I am actually looking forward to meeting Sen. Craig and others.
In order to promote attendance, the GOP convention has been moved to the Minneapolis Airport men’s room.
August 4th, 2008 at 2:10 pmHey Daryll what does this mean, I was wondering perhaps you could explain.
Jesus said I am the root and offspring of David and the bright and morning star.
Now, if Jesus was born of a virgin birth how is he root of David? And how is Jesus also Venus? Venus was known as the bringer of light, or Lucem Ferre, the light bearer bringer, the fallen star/angel
August 4th, 2008 at 2:12 pmDarryl says:
” I am actually looking forward to meeting Sen. Craig and others..”
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Just hold on to your pants…
August 4th, 2008 at 2:15 pmI am actually looking forward to meeting Sen. Craig and others.
~Daryll
I didn’t realise you were into playing footsie.
But whatever rocks your boat, Darryll. Just please don’t come back to give us any details. I am really not interested.
I will have alot of Christian fun.
Oh, is that what they call it now, “Christian fun”?
Not that there is anything wrong with that…
August 4th, 2008 at 2:16 pmI had to dampen spirits around here but the person who is going to be the vice presidential nominee probably has a reserved spot for a speech and if that’s going to be Cheney then he wouldn’t need another spot reserved. :)
August 4th, 2008 at 2:17 pm“saturate us from sin” – I agree with ralph – Daryll isn’t even making sense today. Next, he’ll be citing Zell Miller as another example of Rethuglicans making great inroads across the aisle.
“saturate us and protect us from sin” – now THAT sounds like Daryll after he’s gotten some sleep. I hate it when Ted Haggard makes me stay up all night on that tweak that he does when he has man sex, don’t you?
August 4th, 2008 at 2:17 pmThe GOP base is not even warming up to mccain (of course, i could be wrong) and even though it’s still early in the game, this just proves to show how we see our candidates to-date. i know i will get burned for this, but i think mccain is a warmonger. i get the impression that he doesn’t care to what happens to our troops in the middle east and the other parts of the world. Furthermore, the Presidential campaign TV ads is getting a little nasty, if you happen to see the “McCain’s New TV Ad on Obama’s ‘Celebrity’ like Britney Spears and Paris Hilton and The Democratic TV Ad on McCain: Are We Better Off?” videos being clash in Well, sooner or later you knew it had to start! The media is begging for it and the people want to see some fight in their candidates. So here ya go…and I am sure this is only the beginning. So, if I’m going to ask this question, which one is more believable?
August 4th, 2008 at 2:22 pmMaybe he isn’t going because he knows he will still be VP under Bush when the elections are called off.
August 4th, 2008 at 2:26 pmLocked and Rocked?
Is that some sort of new age devil speak?
August 4th, 2008 at 2:29 pmNote to ALL little Boys in the state of Minnesota:
Stay away from Minneapolis September 1 -4.
Darlyy and buddies are in town.
August 4th, 2008 at 2:30 pm97
August 4th, 2008 at 2:33 pmThanks for bringing that ip RUCerious. I was curious as well as what the hell that was supposed to mean.
Did Daryll run off or is a new gay thread up?
August 4th, 2008 at 2:34 pmWayne, Darlyy had to go and do some early packing. He only has half a case of KY for men left…
August 4th, 2008 at 2:39 pmkatefromhere Says:
i know i will get burned for this, but i think mccain is a warmonger. i get the impression that he doesn’t care to what happens to our troops in the middle east and the other parts of the world.
Many of us from the left agree with you there.
So, if I’m going to ask this question, which one is more believable?
August 4th, 2008 at 2:22 pm
If you mean between Obama and McCain, I think a more helpful perspective would be “Which one is less unbelievable.” McCain, through his well-publicized changes in his positions (and through the lack of intelligence and sound thought in those positions), has shown me that he is highly unbelievable. I have yet to come across the same level of information about Obama’s unbelievability.
August 4th, 2008 at 2:40 pmdbadass, Darlyy sounds like one of those nerdy freaks, who make up shit trying to be cool, and wind up farting into the wind and thinking it smells better…
August 4th, 2008 at 2:41 pmDaryll made a spelling error, but I fixed it for him.
I wonder if, after a god fearing, Family Values guy like Daryll enjoys a session with a fellow traveller like Larry “I am not gay” Craig, I wonder if the next time he takes a dump if Jesus’ face will appear in the bowl?
I mean after appearing as a cheeto, in a cat’s fur, in windows and all the other forms where the faithful see him, why not a Jesus turd? I wonder if Daryll would save such a holy piece of crap?
August 4th, 2008 at 2:58 pmSadly, I believe, when I am an old lady, we will find out that Dick Cheney is mentally ill. His mental illnesses will be found to be the cause of the paranoid policies that have lead us into the current mess.
August 4th, 2008 at 2:58 pmOOH OOH !!!!
August 4th, 2008 at 3:06 pmI know why Cheney will not speak at the McCain convention.
It’s because McCain isn’t enough of a hard core neocon for the dark lord to acknowledge.
100 years of war isn’t enough for a cyborg warmonger, he wants total commitment for the next millenia.
McCain can’t give that to him.
On a lighter note: Could we please stop dignifying duryyl’s absurd tourettes outbursts with reponses. It’s a lot of fun but, the thread goes to hell in a hand bag too quickly to be much fun.
August 4th, 2008 at 3:10 pmWow! Parodyll is on fire!
Lieberman with a (D).
Equating Christianity with Republican values.
His giddiness towards “shaking hands” with Senator Craig.
And probably the most disturbing posts of all:
Parodyll’s admittance that he is all “bubbly” inside and can’t wait to “release” the excitement at the Minnesota convention.
I am so very thankful that the pharmacy is extra busy today. I don’t think I can stand anymore not-so-subtle homo erotic posts by Parodyll.
Now, about this president-elect Huckabee…..
August 4th, 2008 at 3:26 pmDarryl, boy, he ain’t MY Vice President. And you can just eat sh*t and die – er, go home to Jebus.
Love,
Annie
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I bind the spirit of perversion,in the name Jesus! Satan must flee from your life. We are going to the RNC to have a good wholesome time, which is part of true conservatism
It looks to me like brainwashed stupidity is the MAJOR part of conservatism and you are such a good example. I noticed later you asked someone if they support America because they criticised Darth Cheney. You really are an idiot arent you? Tell us you arent dumb enough to think that Darth Cheney is America? No administration is America. When will you morons ever see the distinction between the politicians who WORK FOR US and America or what we do and who we are? Is there a single one of you capable of higher brain function? It is abundantly clear YOU arent.
August 5th, 2008 at 12:42 am