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Hallmark rolls out gay marriage cards.

By Amanda Terkel on Aug 21st, 2008 at 11:10 am

Hallmark rolls out gay marriage cards.

tuxes.jpg Although most states still refuse to recognize gay marriage, Hallmark has begun rolling out cards recognizing the unions between same-sex couples. They feature “two tuxedos, overlapping hearts or intertwined flowers, with best wishes inside. ‘Two hearts. One promise,’ one says.” Barbara Miller, a spokeswoman for the Greeting Card Association, said that the number of companies providing same-sex cards is expanding: “The fact that you have someone like Hallmark going into that niche shows it’s growing and signals a trend.”



71 Responses to “Hallmark rolls out gay marriage cards.”

  1. MCMetal says:

    Hallmark rolls out gay marriage cards.

    If they really wanted to cash in , they would start producing ‘get-out-of-the-closet-free’ cards for the GOP……..


  2. Alectimmerman says:

    Focus on the family/moral majority boycott coming in 5…4…3…2…


  3. Leftside Annie says:

    I hear wingnut heads ’sploding everywhere!! ;o)

    And I like it.


  4. hussein toasterhead says:

    Leftside Annie Says:

    I hear wingnut heads ’sploding everywhere!! ;o)

    And I like it.

    August 21st, 2008 at 11:14 am
    ______

    Is that what that sound is? I thought someone was dropping watermelons off the roof or something.


  5. ralph the wonder llama says:

    I think dbadass had it right last night — TP is just toying with Daryll lately.

    It’s kinda fun.


  6. Paul W says:

    MCMetal said:

    If they really wanted to cash in , they would start producing ‘get-out-of-the-closet-free’ cards for the GOP……..

    I think their need will be greater for ‘get-out-of-jail-free’ cards.

    http://progressiveworldreview.com


  7. Crusty Old Bastard says:

    This doesn’t start a trend, it only confirms the argument that there is nothing sacred in this Courtry. There is always some greedy anus ready to sell anything, including their soul, and some lazy fool ready to waste his money.


  8. Kay says:

    Larry Craig just bought stock in Hallmark…


  9. dbadass says:

    Now if they would just offer a line of cards for the dysfunctional broken hetero families that feel obligated to send a few cards a year


  10. ScaryBrownHusseinChick (ThinkOutsideTheBush) says:

    I think Daryll already sells a line of “Burn in hell, you sinners!” greeting cards, complete with vague Bible verses.


  11. shoeless says:

    Update:

    Missouri has just become the first state to place a referendum on the ballot to ban gay marriage cards.


  12. hussein toasterhead says:

    What’ll be really fun is to see where the wingnuts come down on this. Cause on the one hand it’s just a story about private company responding in the free market to increasing demand for a product. But on the other hand it’s about them scary gay people taking over America with their plans to destroy the sanctity of marriage and the pleated pant.

    The conservo-nuts might tie themselves in knots trying to spin this one!


  13. Paul W says:

    Leftside Annie said:

    I hear wingnut heads ’sploding everywhere!! ;o)

    It’s gonna get messy, but it’ll be worth it!

    http://progressiveworldreview.com


  14. McWars says:

    BLASPHEMOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! — Darryl, August 21st, 2008


  15. McWars says:

    August 21st, 2008 at 11:25 am

    You read it here, Hallmark. Schedule an appointment with the Orkin man.


  16. McWars says:

    At least there are some who still love the lord and promise to keep his commandments.

    Which commandment condemns gay marriage, America hater?


  17. RUCerious says:

    if I locate these cards, I will begin taping scriptural flash cards against homosexuality on these cards

    Cue Hallmark loss prevention staff, cuff Darlyy on sight, he’s going to vandalize your stores…


  18. McWars says:

    Your bigotry against homosexuality is a diversion of the fact that 50% of all heterosexual marriages fail.


  19. dbadass says:

    Daryll, maybe you should send them 500 bucks. Maybe they’ll give a shit what you think then. I doubt it but maybe…


  20. ralph the wonder llama says:

    ScaryBrownHusseinChick (ThinkOutsideTheBush) Says:
    I think Daryll already sells a line of “Burn in hell, you sinners!” greeting cards, complete with vague Bible verses.

    I’m guessing those verses are from Paul, but attributed to Jesus?


  21. dbadass says:

    grocery stores are odd places?


  22. hussein toasterhead says:

    good_golly4 Says:

    I’ve got no problem with it. It’s a good free market move.

    August 21st, 2008 at 11:23 am
    ______

    Why do you support the gays and their war on American family values? Do you want to see the sanctity of marriage destroyed?

    ———————–

    Daryll Says:

    I will be sending a message to Hallmark regarding this issue. I sincerely serious about this! This has to stop. Homosexuality is a perversion.

    August 21st, 2008 at 11:25 am
    ________

    Why do you hate freedom and the free market? Shouldn’t private companies be allowed to exercise their God-given right to profit?

    (Right. The jar’s been shaken. Now let’s watch these two duke it out.)


  23. spencers mom says:

    I just figured it out… Daryll is actually Fred Phelps!

    Now it all makes sense.

    PEACE


  24. ralph the wonder llama says:

    Daryll Says:
    I will be sending a message to Hallmark regarding this issue. I will alert my pastor this evening. I think true christians need to boycott in front of Hallmark.

    I think we need a ruling on this.

    Whenever progressives call for a boycott of hate radio sponsors, trolls always accuse us of being for “censorship”.

    Now, I know that’s absurd, and you know that’s absurd, but given that it seems to be a common theme among wingnuts, if Daryll believed such a thing, wouldn’t that make his planned protest “anti-free speech” in their eyes?

    It is a t least anti-free market, which we know Daryll professes to believe in.


  25. ralph the wonder llama says:

    Daryll Says:

    I sincerely serious about this! This has to stop. Homosexuality is a perversion.

    Daryll, if you “sincerely serious”, answer this question:

    Why does it matter to you? Is anyone forcing you to have gay sex with them? (If so, did you like it?)


  26. ralph the wonder llama says:

    good_golly4 Says:
    (pssst Ralph: don’t tell anyone, but Daryll is a TP staffer posing as what they think (or wish) a conservative would be. don’t tell anyone.).

    You say that with some authority.

    Have you proof of this nefarious charge, Gigi?

    Certainly you wouldn’t make such a scurrilous accusation without some kind of hard evidence, would you?


  27. Zimzone says:

    Any society is the sum of it’s expectations.


  28. RantingTommy says:

    wow, trolls in disagreement

    they should know better than to post before el rushbo tells them what to think

    lol


  29. RantingTommy says:

    I think Daryll and goon are dating


  30. fletc3her says:

    Bravo for Hallmark.

    The pictures of Ellen Degeneres and Portia De Rossi getting married were very cute. I hope that when more of America is able to see that a woman in a white dress marrying a woman in a white suit is not really scary at all.


  31. ralph the wonder llama says:

    RantingTommy Says:
    I think Daryll and goon are dating

    Then that would mean… (gasp!) that Gigi is ALSO a TP staffer’s sockpuppet!

    Ranting Tommy, you just blew my mind.


  32. The Republic of Stupidity says:

    ralph the wonder llama Says:

    Certainly you wouldn’t make such a scurrilous accusation without some kind of HARD evidence, would you?
    ____________

    Sheesh, Ralphie… you should know better than to use the word “hard” in any post involving Darryl, g-g, and “teh gay”… jes’ pointin’ it out…

    The poor trolls will be all a-flutter fer hours now.


  33. robert verdi says:

    Maybe they should offer cheat on your wife while she has cancer cards. They can be an apology, an excuse, an contrite all rolled into one.


  34. ralph the wonder llama says:

    robert verdi Says:
    Maybe they should offer cheat on your wife while she has cancer cards. They can be an apology, an excuse, an contrite all rolled into one.

    Yeah, Newtie will buy a case.

    McSame will have to wait until they design a line of “cheat on your wife after she’s had a disfiguring auto accident” cards. But maybe his staff can whip up something in the meantime.


  35. Saint Augustine says:

    I can’t wait for a christmas “Don we now our gay apparel” card!


  36. gummitch says:

    goon_golly4 Says:

    (pssst Ralph: don’t tell anyone, but Daryll is a TP staffer posing as what they think (or wish) a conservative would be. don’t tell anyone.).

    You’d like to believe that, wouldn’t you, goon? Pretend that Daryll’s comments are a caricature of “conservative” attitudes. Problem is, Daryll has never written anything that isn’t an echo of exactly what “conservatives” say or write all over the place.


  37. RUCerious says:

    Gotta wonder if Robert Verdi is the Phil Hendrie sockpuppet..?


  38. The Republic of Stupidity says:

    robert verdi Says:

    Maybe they should offer cheat on your wife while she has cancer cards. They can be an apology, an excuse, an contrite all rolled into one.
    ______________

    Or mebbe one fer GOOPers who like to hook up in airport restrooms… or those that like to divorce their wives while she’s recovering from surgery… or “Im sorry” cards for those caught in diapers whilst w/ their prosties…


  39. ralph the wonder llama says:

    Daryll Says:

    It is a free market, but I will not allow companies like Hallmark to dillute our society and the future generation. In order for our society to continue to be successful, we must have a moral base/ground.

    Fine. Do you respect the right of others to likewise determine for themselves what would “dilute our society”, such as hate radio and take similar action to stop it?

    Do you agree that calling for boycotts of radio shows based on their content is not “censorship” any more than your proposed boycott?


  40. dbadass says:

    Daryll:
    I think you might enjoy Frans DeWaal’s “Good Natured: The Origins of Right and Wrong in Humans and Other Animals” You might benefit by looking for the basis of morality in place other than your “great big book of everything”


  41. ralph the wonder llama says:

    RUCerious Says:
    Gotta wonder if Robert Verdi is the Phil Hendrie sockpuppet..?

    It does seem a little too whimsical and unfocused thus far, doesn’t it?


  42. deebaser says:

    I hate wedding cards… What the hell are you supposed to write in those things anyway ‘Attached, please find a check. PS the baby isn’t yours’?

    I know for a fact a lot of couples don’t even read them beyond ‘this is from Dee…next’


  43. McWars says:

    Cheese and Crackers Says:

    I love Capitalism.

    Hallmark is engaging in ethical capitalism. You probably like the crony version of capitalism, propelled on fraud.


  44. Buckie Boy says:

    Daryll the freak says crap, again.

    Religion is a perversion.

    Your god does not exist, it’s a faerie tale, fool.

    And I hope the stores charge you with vandalizing their cards, freak.


  45. leonine says:

    Hallmark’s very conservative founder, J.C. Hall, must be spinning in his grave.

    http://pamelazoslov.blogspot.com/2007/12/this-was-from-2004.html


  46. Zooey says:

    ralph the wonder llama Says:

    Why does it matter to you? Is anyone forcing you to have gay sex with them? (If so, did you like it?)
    August 21st, 2008 at 11:36 am

    The stuff of Daryll’s wet dreams…..


  47. deebaser says:

    good_golly4 Says:
    (pssst Ralph: don’t tell anyone, but Daryll is a TP staffer posing as what they think (or wish) a conservative would be. don’t tell anyone.).

    Maybe not a staffer, but DEFINITELY a regular poster. Darryl is a strawman. Whacko religious types dont generally troll a singular site for over a year and post ‘ZOMG ITZ TEH GHEYZ!’ with the precision that this ’sock puppet’ does.

    TP, ban by IP please. (Brought to you by the kill the fake outrage troll 2008 campaign)


  48. Zimzone says:

    Boy, that Daryll’s a real Card, eh?


  49. shoeless says:

    Daryll Says:

    In order for our society to continue to be successful, we must be morally base.


  50. Zooey says:

    Daryll Says:

    I can’t be arrested for restoring morality. That’s immoral.
    August 21st, 2008 at 12:21 pm

    Oh go on, restore morality!

    Just make sure you do it on private property, m’kay? And put up a real big fight when they come to take you away.

    It’s only right!



  51. dbadass says:

    Ah geez the caped crusader of morality defacing greeting cards. Priceless…
    So Daryll about that conversion “therapy” does it work?


  52. Max-1 says:

    Crusty Old Bastard Says:

    This doesn’t start a trend, it only confirms the argument that there is nothing sacred in this Courtry. There is always some greedy anus ready to sell anything, including their soul, and some lazy fool ready to waste his money.

    Remember this when you send a holiday card, a B-day card, a get well card, a mother’s day card, a father’s day card, even a blank card that you fill in… that you’re supportuing a capitalist agenda… K?

    .


  53. Cal Malenky says:

    Out of the Closet Cards, a little division of Hallmark, like Shoebox, not in Kansas anymore, Dorothy.


  54. Max-1 says:

    .

    Dear Daryll,
    I’ve asked you before and you continue to avoid answering me, instead sticking to your meme; WHO DID CHRIST SAY WE SHOULD JUDGE?

    However, I find it revealing that you would actually resort to acts of VANDALIZING to make your point. I guess desperate people will do desperate things… NO?

    WHAT DID CHRIST SAY ABOUT THROWING STONES?

    .


  55. Democrat Soldier says:

    #18 – Daryll Says:
    ———————————————————-
    “At least there are some who still love the lord and promise to keep his commandments.”

    August 21st, 2008 at 11:25 am

    And that isn’t you, who refuse to stand up for the words of Jesus and fight against divorce except for sexual infidelity! Sen. McCain would be your first target, but you don’t stand up for Jesus!


  56. ralph the wonder llama says:

    Daryll Says:

    I can’t be arrested for restoring morality. That’s immoral.

    You seem to be confusing “immoral” for “illegal”.

    If you commit an illegal act in the name of “restoring morality”, then you can be arrested. And you should be arrested.


  57. Cal Malenky says:

    I get a laugh at Daryll saying he “won’t allow” Barack Obama to become President, he “won’t allow” Hallmark to sell gay wedding cards. Who died and made him God?

    Maybe Obama’s Secret Service detail should consider this a threat. Cheney would.


  58. Cal Malenky says:

    Darryl-
    Do you keep Kosher? How about animal sacrifice? Burnt offerings? It’s in Leviticus. No cherry picking from the 600+ commandments in there. All the word o’ God doncha know.
    You’re a phony if you don’t.


  59. Max-1 says:

    ralph wonder,
    When I read that Daryll would resort to illegal acts, I couldn’t help but see him supporting murder of doctors who work at abortion clinics.

    “It’s not a sin when Republicans do it.”
    “Thou shall not judge… unless you’re Republican.”

    Did you know Daryll sleeps with his Bible…?
    That’s how it got perverted.

    .


  60. Zooey says:

    Max-1 Says:

    .

    Dear Daryll,
    I’ve asked you before and you continue to avoid answering me, instead sticking to your meme; WHO DID CHRIST SAY WE SHOULD JUDGE?
    August 21st, 2008 at 12:39 pm

    Channeling Daryll: I’m not judging! Heavens, no! I’m informing you of your sin, before you descend into the pit of firey hell and burn for eternity.

    **smiling sweetly**


  61. Leftside Annie says:

    Hey, DrippyD – vandalizing private property (even in the name of Jebus) is THEFT.

    Uh-oh. Violating commandments – can’t have *that*!!


  62. Cal Malenky says:

    Eric Rudolph thought he was “restoring morality” when he bombed the Atlanta Olympics. Osama bin Laden thought he was “restoring morality” when he had his boys do 9/11.
    On the slippery slope, one man’s morality restoration is another’s terrorism.


  63. Max-1 says:

    Zooey,
    Who need god when they have Daryll doing god’s work.


  64. dbadass says:

    Hi Cheese and Crackers…


  65. EugeneDebs says:

    Daryll Says:

    Seriously NO ON CARES what you say but your STUPIDITY is a perversion


  66. EugeneDebs says:

    Cheese and Crackers Says:

    I love Capitalism.

    Good for you. I love Jazz.


  67. EugeneDebs says:

    Daryll Says:

    It is a free market, but I will not allow companies like Hallmark to dillute our society and the future generation. In order for our society to continue to be successful, we must have a moral base/ground.

    What ever happened to the moral value of TOLERANCE. If someone is doing something that doesnt effect you or hurt anyone else ITS NONE OF YOUR BUSSINESS. Before hatefilled morons like YOU perverted Christianity tolerance USED to be considered a Christian virtue.


  68. EugeneDebs says:

    Daryll Says:

    I can’t be arrested for restoring morality. That’s immoral.

    You arrogant PUTZ. If you are interfering with commerce you are breaking the law it also sounds like vandalism and you DARN sure can be arrested for that and despite both your arrogance AND your stupidity you are restoring NOTHING it isnt up to you to decide for US what is moral. That is up to US.


  69. I. B. Leary says:

    Judge not, lest thy be judged.
    Do unto others as you would have them do unto you.

    Don’t know how accurate these are, but they must of been redacted in Daryll’s book.


  70. Amusingmav says:

    Daryll,

    I just have one question.

    I am pretty sure which one of you three are Larry, but which daryll are you?



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