Last week, Hallmark began producing greeting cards that recognize the unions between same-sex couples. Soon after, the American Family Association announced that it was launching a protest of Hallmark, claiming that the company was “promoting a lifestyle” that is “unhealthy.” Now, the AP is reporting that seven Hallmark stores in Idaho are refusing to carry the new same-sex marriage card.
Obama’s 1st action as President should be to rename that backwards-ass state “Idahomo” , to teach those rubes a lesson….
August 25th, 2008 at 5:42 pmClassic, how to be a moron, in 7 parts.
August 25th, 2008 at 5:44 pmSpud-fcukers.
August 25th, 2008 at 5:45 pmThat franchise may become available after the election, I hope it reopens as Adam and Steve’s (or Amy and Eve’s) Hallmark.
I’d have to have a special rack for Larry Craig cards I’m sure!!
August 25th, 2008 at 5:53 pmI guess they goin’ to change the Capital from “Boise” to Boise-But-Only-With-Girlse”
*rimshot*
Thankyewthankyewverrymuch….
August 25th, 2008 at 5:53 pmHow much does anyone want to bet these seven stores are all run by seven old maids who dress like it’s still the 70’s, have eye glasses with lenses that could be used on the Hubble Telescope and smell like they’re wearing three brands of the same cheap perfume?
August 25th, 2008 at 5:55 pmI guess one of our Senators put in a word at higher headquarters.
Senator (R-ID): “I demand you withdraw those homo cards from your stores!”
Hallmark Exec: “Sure…is that tapping I hear in the background!?”
August 25th, 2008 at 5:55 pmThat’s the great thing about America. Even stupid people can decide what products to sell.
Who are we to tell them what to put on the shelf?
August 25th, 2008 at 5:57 pmAugust 25th, 2008 at 5:58 pm
I don’t know why my post did not show up, but I meant to say that this holy nation committed war crimes and tortured. Are those holy values?
What next, Bush is a man of God?
August 25th, 2008 at 5:58 pmDaryll Says:
Aww..Daywl vuvs his cuddly jebus. His cute chowcowate-covered jebus. He pokes it. He stwokes it. His jebus is so naughty. NO NO DON’T TAKE MY JEBUS AWAY POPPY!! PWEESE!!!
August 25th, 2008 at 5:59 pmDaryll
Hey, you got seven Hallmark stores in Idaho! Your rebellion is reaching it’s zenith!!!
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That’s the great thing about America. Even stupid people can decide what products to sell.
Who are we to tell them what to put on the shelf?
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So are you saying that smut should be put on the shelves? Do you want your children to have good morals and values.
August 25th, 2008 at 5:59 pm
I do
That’s why I wouldn’t let a backwards ass , socially retarded and sexually repressed bozo like yourself within a mile of them ….
August 25th, 2008 at 6:01 pmI haven’t bought a greeting card in years, but I think now I may need to visit every Hallmark store I see and specifically ask where the cards for same-sex couples are located.
August 25th, 2008 at 6:01 pmDaryll Says:
The protests are working. Jesus’ will is being done. We will not allow this nonsense to be availabe for consumers in our society. This is a Holy nation.
I already told you Daryll, you need to shut up until your prophesy of president-elect Huckabee comes true.
Until then NO ONE will take you seriously or believe anything you have to say.
Your credibility card is overdrawn.
August 25th, 2008 at 6:02 pmThis is a holey nation.
Fixed that for ya.
p.s. Jesus is dead, so is his will.
BTW, other than the piece of fiction commonly called the “Bible”, care to prove that he ever even existed?
August 25th, 2008 at 6:02 pmOnly in Idaho would they keep the Republican Senator caught in a homosexual sex sting and kick the cards out of the Hallmark store. It’s a good think we know Zooey otherwise we’d have to write off the whole state.
August 25th, 2008 at 6:02 pmGood time to remind us all of Craig’s spud recipe:
http://www.virtualcities.com/ons/id/gov/idgvlc10.htm
August 25th, 2008 at 6:03 pmI already told you Daryll, you need to shut up until your prophesy of president-elect Huckabee comes true.
Until then NO ONE will take you seriously or believe anything you have to say.
Your credibility card is overdrawn.
Precisely.
Where’s you savior, lying sack of shit.
August 25th, 2008 at 6:04 pmDaryll: Jesus’ will is being done. We will not allow this nonsense to be availabe for consumers in our society. This is a Holy nation .
Umm Daryll.. read the story:
“seven Hallmark stores in Idaho”
since when did 7 stores in Idaho constitute a nation ?
and BTW this nation was NOT established as a “holy nation” ( see US Constitution, Bill of Rights).
August 25th, 2008 at 6:05 pmDarryl says we are a holy nation, and I do not disagree. Its just that some people like different holes that bothers Darryl.
Just heard the DNC National Treasure introduce himself as a gay man at the convention!!
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Daryll
Hey, you got seven Hallmark stores in Idaho! Your rebellion is reaching it’s zenith!!!
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We beating the devil to a pulp. That’s what it is called. You want smut, go to Holland, Mexico, etc.
August 25th, 2008 at 6:02 pm
The beauty and sexually stimulating sight of the naked human body is not “smut” , schmuck ; get a psychological evaluation and see a therapist about your ana l retentive existence….
August 25th, 2008 at 6:06 pmDaryll Says:
You’ve got that right. Greater is he that is in me than he that is in the world. Be careful, Jesus said there is one type of sin that cannot be forgiven. That sin is BLASPHEMY!!!
God, Jesus, the Holy Spirit, that mis-shaped holy Cheeto has had two chances to kill me, the Devil one…neither of them got the job done. Your “biblical characters” have let me down…I welcome them to my door, but I’m not impressed by them with the three times already and I’m willing to go for four.
August 25th, 2008 at 6:06 pmWhere does one go to watch continuous coverage from Denver?
August 25th, 2008 at 6:06 pmPlenty of places to buy cards. I suppose we could all boycott Hallmark until they insist that all their franchises carry these cards. It will be easier to shop at the Hallmarks that do carry them though and hit the pea brained non carriers in the wallet.
August 25th, 2008 at 6:06 pmHey, Daryll when did Jesus say he was against homosexuality? I think I missed that part.
I do remember the part about a rich man’s chances of getting into heaven. I’m thinking rich is 7-12 houses.
August 25th, 2008 at 6:07 pmKeep telling yourself that until the straight jacket gets there, nubjob.
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That’s why I wouldn’t let a backwards ass , socially retarded and sexually repressed bozo like yourself within a mile of them ….
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Hey, you’re the insane (leftwing nut). I’m the normal person (moderate conservative). If Jesus was against then you should be against it as well.
August 25th, 2008 at 6:04 pm
The only thing moderate about yourself , is your posting name.
You’re a typical cancervative ; you’re a disease , and what you preach is repressive and debilitating to minds , no matter their age.
Can you explain to this “insane leftwing nut” , what exactly is ‘normal’ about an adult who believes , verbatim , a fairy tale book penned using a dead language , that features impossibilities and events that have almost all never been scientifically verified ?
August 25th, 2008 at 6:10 pmDarryl, Darryl, Darryl, don’t you realize that BLASPHEMY is a victimless crime?
August 25th, 2008 at 6:10 pmDarryl, not everyone can afford to travel to Argentina, like you, for sexual escapades during Carnival.
Darryl is pissed because Larry Craig is skipping the Republiscum conventiom, He sooo much wants to meat Larry.
August 25th, 2008 at 6:10 pmDaryll Says:
We beating the devil to a pulp. That’s what it is called. You want smut, go to Holland, Mexico, etc.
You’d be surprised with what you can do with five dollars in certain Mexican establishments. Being blessed by a chica is not a sin…more like sainthood, for a negotiated amount of time.
August 25th, 2008 at 6:11 pmGrocery stores all sell greeting cards.
Hallmark sux, unless your into really old ladies with blue hair and fugly pewter and crystal chotchkies.
August 25th, 2008 at 6:12 pmlearn to continue to build a strong relationship with God to receive a correct prophetic word.
I suggest you shit in one hand and wish for “correct prophecies” from god in the other and see which hand fills up first.
August 25th, 2008 at 6:14 pmI feel him all over me everyday.
So you’re down with getting gay with god?
August 25th, 2008 at 6:15 pmIt’s really too bad that goon_golly got herself booted again. She’s already explained that Daryll is a hoax perpetrated by a TP staffer, who can’t post today because s/he is in Denver. And yet here is Daryll. What’s up with that?
August 25th, 2008 at 6:16 pmDarryll: Once again we have to have this conversation. You are a tool of Satan. Christ taught an open tolerance. Nowhre in the Bible does it equate homosexuality either with sin or damnation.
You have sought to make this a Holy Nation. However, from the start with Thomas Jefferson there has been a recognition of the separation of church and state. Indeed, the United States Congress in ratifying the Tripoli Treaty declared that the United States was not a Christian nation and promoted no particular religious belief.
The Lord taught us to render unto Ceasar that which was Ceasar’s and unto God that which was God’s. You are attempting to create a theocracy and to force your own particular brand of extremist religion on others. You have sinned. You are the one committing Blasphemy. You are the one who will be condemned and forever rot in Hell.
August 25th, 2008 at 6:17 pmDaryll
So today you’ve taken “victory” over gay greeting cards. What is it tomorrow, taking away five bakeries in Montana that won’t do erotic/naughty gay designs for birthday cakes and other occasions?
August 25th, 2008 at 6:17 pmDaryl, why are you ignoring me? Point to scripture where Jesus says anything about teh gays.
August 25th, 2008 at 6:17 pmNot-really-a-Moderate-Daryll Says:
August 25th, 2008 at 6:20 pmThe protests are working.
Satan and my namesake have been in cahoots with god for years. Our whole purpose is make sheep people like Darryl provide us with their treasures. We figured out long ago how gullible ignorant Belivers can be manipulated.
JESUS needs you to support the war against reason, send me all your money now lest the whole world come to an end.
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This is a holey nation.
Fixed that for ya.
p.s. Jesus is dead, so is his will.
BTW, other than the piece of fiction commonly called the “Bible”, care to prove that he ever even existed?
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My God is not dead, he is yet alive. I feel him all over me everyday.
August 25th, 2008 at 6:13 pm
That is commonly referred to/known as “gay porno” , dummy….
August 25th, 2008 at 6:20 pmDaryll Says:
My God is not dead, he is yet alive. I feel him all over me everyday. This how I am spiritually renewed, daily.
No, that’s the water from the shower. And if Jesus was alive, he’d tell you to ease up big time and to go find a hooker and have her bless you in many ways!
August 25th, 2008 at 6:21 pmDarryll: HOW DARE YOU PRAY FOR OTHERS WHEN YOU ARE A TOOL OF SATAN. YOU ARE INDEED THE ANTICHRIST ATTEMPTING TO SUBVERT THE WILL OF GOD. REPENT DARRYLL. REPENT AND SEEK THE TRUE MEANING OF CHRIST AND GOD.
August 25th, 2008 at 6:21 pmI will continue to pray that your soul is righteous before you leave this earth.
Oh please. I’ve already left this earth and now exist on a terrestrial plane and from every vantage point, there is no heaven, hell, or god.
Just a bunch of fcukwits using an ancient book on virtue to try and control those you disagree with.
Now, answer miatch’s question or SHUT THE FCUK UP.
August 25th, 2008 at 6:21 pmmiatch Says:
Daryl, why are you ignoring me? Point to scripture where Jesus says anything about teh gays.
He can’t–because all the pages are stuck together.
August 25th, 2008 at 6:22 pmDarryl, you know that sledgehammer that just fell on your head from far above? It wasn’t an accident.
August 25th, 2008 at 6:23 pmdaryll: as meaningless and fruitless as the word of god.
August 25th, 2008 at 6:24 pmDaryll Says:
The protests are working.
(Arghhh. Posting Issues.)
Darryl, where is the challenge in pressuring a small handful of stores in an ultra-conservative corner of the Union to kowtow to this kind of “protest”? Besides, it would be a waste of shelf space in Idaho – like Iran, they don’t have any of teh gays, right?
Now, if AFA could claim to have gotten a few Hallmark stores in, say, San Francisco, New Orleans or the East Village to refuse to carry those cards, then I just might be impressed.
For now, not so much.
August 25th, 2008 at 6:24 pmIf he doesn’t change his life, he’s going to hell. I know that he can convert to the heterosexual lifestyle. As long as he develops a closer walk with God, he can do it.
You’re a spokesperson for your interpretation of the bible, not a spokesperson for god himself.
August 25th, 2008 at 6:25 pm…waiting for scripture which denounces homosexuality.
What’s wrong gay-god-boy, loss for words unless they’re lies?
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Daryll: Jesus’ will is being done. We will not allow this nonsense to be availabe for consumers in our society. This is a Holy nation .
Umm Daryll.. read the story:
“seven Hallmark stores in Idaho”
since when did 7 stores in Idaho constitute a nation ?
and BTW this nation was NOT established as a “holy nation” ( see US Constitution, Bill of Rights).
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It was founded on religious beliefs.
August 25th, 2008 at 6:20 pm
LIAR
In 1797, the Treaty of Tripoli was passed unanimously by the U.S. Senate and signed by the President. Article eleven of the Treaty states that “The Government of the United States is not, in any sense, founded on the Christian religion”.
BTW
Most of the Founding Fathers were Deists ; you should stop sinning , daryll.
“God” is watching , and she isn’t at all happy with your behavior….
August 25th, 2008 at 6:25 pmDaryll: NOW YOU SEEK TO DETERMINE WHO WILL GO TO HELL OR NOT. YOU NOT ONLY SEE YOURSELF AS A FALSE PROPHET BUT NOW IMPINGE UPON THE PEROGATIVE OF GOD HIMSELF. DARYLL WILL NOT RESPOND TO THESE ACCUSATIONS BECAUSE HE KNOWS THAT THEY ARE INDEED TRUE. DARYLL SEES HIMSELF AS GOD AND SHALL FOREVER SUFFER IN THE FIRES OF HELL FOR SUCH PRESUMPTION.
August 25th, 2008 at 6:25 pmI thought I’d find you here. What up Daryll?
August 25th, 2008 at 6:26 pmDaryll, You got nothing right? Jesus didn’t say Hate Teh Gays. You just assume he must have because you do.
What could be a bigger sin than to assume you know the mind of God?
August 25th, 2008 at 6:26 pmSorry Daryll, Jesus never spoke on homosexuality. Not once in any of the Gospels. The text is in the Old Testament.
Next time, look at the spoon before you swallow it.
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The beauty and sexually stimulating sight of the naked human body is not “smut” , schmuck ; get a psychological evaluation and see a therapist about your ana l retentive existence….
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It’s called lust, which is a sin. Do you want your children to be saved?
August 25th, 2008 at 6:23 pm
No , it’s called being “healthy” ; weren’t Adam and Eve always naked ?
I’m sure they didn’t buy designer clothes at the GAP in their day.
Or are you going to claim that Dino and all his dinosaur pals sewed clothes for them ………?
August 25th, 2008 at 6:27 pmDaryll Says:
It’s called lust, which is a sin. Do you want your children to be saved?
Dude, don’t give us this B.S.! You know when you’re getting coffee and donuts after church, you’re eye humping some of the hotties in the congregation! You can’t deny what you inevitably want, that’s how you get married you know…jerk!
August 25th, 2008 at 6:27 pmHe spared your life. You better take advantage of the chance to follow Acts 2:38 because you may not return the next time.
Darryl, you’re more righteous than usual. Did Biden strike a nerve on Saturday?
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Hey, Daryll when did Jesus say he was against homosexuality? I think I missed that part.
I do remember the part about a rich man’s chances of getting into heaven. I’m thinking rich is 7-12 houses.
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When you spread the wealth there is no problem. Cindy and John have mulitple charities. He who is without sin cast the first stone, which means keep it in your pocket.
August 25th, 2008 at 6:27 pm
Those “multiple charities” are fronts ; basically unquestioned (and illegal) tax shelters , assbreath …..
August 25th, 2008 at 6:29 pmto Daryll:
God’s will, not Jesus’s.
That’s the trouble with people like you; you aren’t even informed about your own sources and thus the arguments and declarations selectively derived from them make no sense.
If God asked you to sacrifice your son, you had better do so otherwise God will be pissed-off.
Do you have a Covenant with God?
August 25th, 2008 at 6:29 pmDaryll Say:
He who is without sin cast the first stone, which means keep it in your pocket.
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wowzers, you need stfu then, right?
August 25th, 2008 at 6:29 pmIf you kept it in your pocket, how would you shake the devil off?
August 25th, 2008 at 6:30 pmDaryll Says:
If he doesn’t change his life, he’s going to hell. I know that he can convert to the heterosexual lifestyle. As long as he develops a closer walk with God, he can do it.
So how does God get out the message that he receives your prayers? By putting text in a window pane? And I only thought 4,444 people get into Heaven…or is that number being revised?
August 25th, 2008 at 6:31 pmDaryll Says:
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Keep telling yourself that until the straight jacket gets there, nubjob.
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Call me crazy, but I know, in the end, I will be looking down from the heavens to those who decided not to choose Jesus as their personal saviour. Don’t hear the words, “Depart from me you workers of iniquities”.
August 25th, 2008 at 6:29 pm
On the contrary
I will be up in heaven , urinating down upon you while you reside in the depths of hell with the entire Chimpy administration , and a senile Ronnie Retard will exclaim “Hey , it’s raining , again”…..
August 25th, 2008 at 6:31 pmDaryll: McCain committed adultry. He committed bigamy and lied to the state by obtaining a marriage license while still married to his first wife. Cindy McCain had a charity. A charity that she stole from to feed her own drug habit. She was indeed caught but failed to pay any price because the whore came from a rich family and had political connections. Indeed, the McCain’s really do not provide that much in charities.
Daryll-you are a whore for Satan and will pay for your impertinence.
Once again, Daryll will not respond because those who have accepted Satan as their Satan (like Daryll) can not respond to those who truly believe and tell the truth.
August 25th, 2008 at 6:34 pmDaryll: Call me crazy, but I know, in the end, I will be looking down from the heavens to those who decided not to choose Jesus as their personal saviour.
A: You are crazy
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B:What’s keeping you from going to Heaven right now? I;m sure God and Jesus will give you a lot of credit for your work on this blog–surely you’ve secured your heavenly place by-now?
So what’s the hold-up?
Or have you not made your Covenant with God official yet?
August 25th, 2008 at 6:34 pmWhat has become of this place? Daryll gets more time here than Obama and McPain combined. Why don’t you all just go to your own corner to hold your circle jerk and let the intelligent people have a shot at the first Larry Craig joke?
August 25th, 2008 at 6:35 pmDaryll Says:
Call me crazy, but I know, in the end, I will be looking down from the heavens to those who decided not to choose Jesus as their personal saviour. Don’t hear the words, “Depart from me you workers of iniquities”.
Oh, you are crazy! Lets get that out there. It’s just that no one around you is sane enough to divert you off this path, before you take your crusader message from the literary and go into the full formal metal jacket.
August 25th, 2008 at 6:37 pmJust a few of the unrighteous trying to demolish holiness, but God said not so.
If your pager goes off you’re supposed to call that person back. Don’t assume it’s god with a message against the left when it’s probably your mercenary employer demanding that you to take off that cape while on job..or else.
August 25th, 2008 at 6:37 pmgodboy,
I was raised Episcopal, the lazy Catholics.
It was cute, but not very inspirational.
You know what is? Having enough common sense to know right from wrong without kowtowing to zealots.
August 25th, 2008 at 6:38 pmDaryll, no one’s working inequities here. To the contrary, we’d like a number of them addressed. Your Republican Party perpetuates, even accelerates them.
Look at poverty and the number of uninsured under Republican rule. The new numbers come out tomorrow. Be sure to check them out.
August 25th, 2008 at 6:38 pmgodboy sounds like a very sad, hollow soul with a insatiable desire to wedge something into the void.
August 25th, 2008 at 6:39 pmIt’s called an intimate relationship with the person who sacrificed his life for you and me.
BLASPHEME! How dare thee humanize the all Mighty!
August 25th, 2008 at 6:41 pmAs I stated a few days ago if God cared about anybody being gay he would have named the first pair Adam and Bruce. He could have reduced the load in the ark in half if he told Noah to take only one queer duck or giraffe instead of two of each. Instead of a flood God will just decree homosexuality for everybody. It may take him one generation but he will sure solve the overpopulation problem. Let me know if this is a failed attempt at humor and I won’t submit the comment.
August 25th, 2008 at 6:41 pmDaryll Says:
He spared your life. You better take advantage of the chance to follow Acts 2:38 because you may not return the next time.
Oh, how “merciful” of him to try to kill me three times! I should thank him for not taking me…in a pig’s eye!!!
AMEN…as in A-to-the-G-to-the-AY’s
August 25th, 2008 at 6:42 pmI will not fund laziness,
But Christo-crazyness can cart his cash away in wheelbarrows.
August 25th, 2008 at 6:42 pmYou should have a job. I will not fund laziness, IN JESUS NAME. The bible says, “In order to eat, you must work”.
Citations, please.
At any rate, membership in a gang is not a job, Darryl.
August 25th, 2008 at 6:42 pmSermon on the Mount, Daryll. Go meditate on those words for a bit.
August 25th, 2008 at 6:44 pmDaryll Says:
You should have a job. I will not fund laziness, IN JESUS NAME. The bible says, “In order to eat, you must work”.
Jesus said that? Where is that in the Gospels?
August 25th, 2008 at 6:45 pmThere is no way you can live, eat or breath without him. He is life.
Prove it.
August 25th, 2008 at 6:45 pmA dear friend of mine had a plastic Jesus on his dashboard and a neutral relationship with God.
One day, he was hit and killed by a drunk driver.
Jesus sucks.
August 25th, 2008 at 6:45 pmDaryll,
I just don’t fall the trail of hypocrisy from your book of stories…
How do you (or the AFA) pick your targets of protest and damnation? Out here in the real world, there are much greater evils – and much more worthy ones to go after. But, alas…ya gotta go after teh gays. Why, buddy?
Every year, there is a national convention of Swingers – do you know that word, Daryll? A whole bunch of straight folks surreptitiously buy out an ENTIRE hotel, and then lock it down for 3 days. It’s so far beyond your parents’ parties in the 70’s where everyone dropped their keys in the bowl and then dropped a tab of acid.
How come no one EVER protests those events? Or could it be they don’t want anyone to know who is actually attending them?
Inquiring minds want to know…how DO you pick your targets?
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August 25th, 2008 at 6:13 pm
That is commonly referred to/known as “gay porno” , dummy….
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I dare you to attend one of our sister churches. Just to be in his presence will spiritually embolden you to walk right in him. There is no way you can live, eat or breath without him. He is life.
August 25th, 2008 at 6:40 pm
“Sister churches” is code-word for “cross dressers”….
When I shit , is that with “God’s blessing” , too ?
Halle-Charmin-lujah…………
August 25th, 2008 at 6:49 pmFor real Daryll, would you agree that the hindu gods are way more happening in terms of cool outfits, colors, and numbers of arms?
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We beating the devil to a pulp. That’s what it is called. You want smut, go to Holland, Mexico, etc.
You’d be surprised with what you can do with five dollars in certain Mexican establishments. Being blessed by a chica is not a sin…more like sainthood, for a negotiated amount of time.
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SATAN, YOU LOOSE YOU HOLD ON THIS INDIVIDUAL, IN JESUS NAME!! THIS IS GOD’S CHILD, HE BELONGS TO HIM.
I don’t want to be saved by your God that isn’t in the sky. The sky is empty, Daryll. There probably is some greater life, by I doubt they’ll grant you instant righteousness because you don’t mess yourself. So ease up, ignore the dude on the cross and find your own way. Because the path you’re going down isn’t the one you say you’re following. That makes you a heretic, committing acts of heresy!!!
August 25th, 2008 at 6:51 pmDarryl is fasting before he goes to the convention because he doesn’t want anything to stop him from feeling the comfort of “the rod and staff” which shall comfort him.
What better place to pray for that comfort than amongst a group of perverts.
August 25th, 2008 at 6:51 pmI am from Idaho. As someone from Idaho, let me tell you that Jesus….just kidding. For reals, I am sorry that my state continues to show it’s lack of any type of real progress in the world. Maybe one day we’ll have a Senator that isn’t a hypocrite, and we will do something to contribute to the world besides potatoes.
August 25th, 2008 at 6:52 pmIn the meantime, they are pretty good potatoes, right? Go Obama.
If I were the head of Hallmark, I’d yank their franchise rights. If they don’t want to sell the Hallmark brand, screw ‘em.
August 25th, 2008 at 6:53 pmDaryll Says:
I’m evangelizing right now. Jesus said go ye out into the world and preach his Gospel. I believe that I am under the influence of God right now.
No, some dude three hundred years later in the Roman Empire wrote that after Jesus long became dust.
August 25th, 2008 at 6:54 pmIn the meantime, they are pretty good potatoes, right?
I guess, but not near as healthy as yams.
Besides, I know how you feel. Hate the man, not the land.
I’m a 3rd generation Texan, and STILL here…
August 25th, 2008 at 6:55 pmI’m fasted
Ah, that would explain the hallucinatory nature of your insanity.
August 25th, 2008 at 6:56 pmI can shout all night.
And you’d still be culturally irrelevant.
August 25th, 2008 at 6:56 pmDarryl, are you taking any condoms to the convention? I used to get laid a lot at different conventions over the years. I’m sure you’ll feel good inside if you meet the right guy!
August 25th, 2008 at 7:01 pmDaryll
“Prayer Warrior”?
Every warrior needs their coquest, if you get my drift. Are you saying, when it’s Tuesday and you’re in your prayer group…not one of the church sirens makes your bible tremble in your hands? Because women are approachable and put up barriers too, you know. You can be Sampson, but if you want to hide and be an alter boy….
August 25th, 2008 at 7:01 pmDarryl, you really are queer for god, aren’t you?
August 25th, 2008 at 7:03 pmDamn! I missed this thread. Drywall, you still out there? And by out I mean “out”. You still haven’t explained why the only reason you won’t partake of a male hooker is that you’re needlessly afraid of catching the AIDS.
August 25th, 2008 at 7:05 pmJesus clearly gave us the great commission in his Sermon on the Mount. Why aren’t you out doing it?
August 25th, 2008 at 7:05 pmDaryll’s gaydar is fine-tuned today. :D
August 25th, 2008 at 7:05 pmDarryl, are you taking the wife to the convention? If no,t will you tell me where you live so I can “get down on my knees” with her and give her oral comfort while you are gone?
August 25th, 2008 at 7:07 pmDaryll
You’re saying Heaven is population capped, though. So how will I be interpreted when I do up? Will my sins and golly goodnesses be checked off? If Heaven is exclusive, Hell sounds a lot better!
August 25th, 2008 at 7:10 pmSo Darryl, are you saying it is Jesus’ turn to bring the condoms?
You don’t have to worry about me knocking-up your wife Darryl, I’ve been fixed and women can’t get pregnant from spit. (Slurp)
August 25th, 2008 at 7:12 pmBecause Jesus called us to be fishers of men. I’m his fishermen. I’m looking to reel in souls.
You’re never going to catch any, using that bait.
Try it an open bar, and watch how you’ll pack’em in!
Strippers are also good motivational tools…
August 25th, 2008 at 7:13 pmDaryll, got the word… I actually thought you might have had me with Romans 1:26-27 …
but if you read that whole passage it is clear to me that Paul is talking about the sex trade. He is saying that you shouldn’t exploit people or rape them or sell them for sex.
That has nothing to do with marriage between two loving people.
Good try though. And BTW, I am aetheist, but I do find your bronze age foolishness pretty fun to study.
August 25th, 2008 at 7:13 pmDaryll Says:
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Darryl, are you taking any condoms to the convention? I used to get laid a lot at different conventions over the years. I’m sure you’ll feel good inside if you meet the right guy!
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I need no one because I’ll have Jesus with me.
I see someone is a big fan of Boy George!
August 25th, 2008 at 7:14 pmDaryll is a “Lonely Boy” by a concurrent choice between him and his symbiotic relationship he has with the parasite he calls Jesus.
August 25th, 2008 at 7:19 pmAnd yet they (Hallmark & others) continue to sell demeaning, insulting, anti-religious, woman-hating cards, because the “family values” groups in the U.S. think those are just fine. Demeaning, insulting, anti-religious, woman-hating cards are quite all right with these bigoted religious groups- because — wow!!- those values (hate, insults, women-hating, etc.) & other religious crap groups fan the ignorant & bigoted. Such groups should be forever banned from anything to do with honesty, free speech, humanity, inclusion, & free enterprise. They are hateful & totally biased. They don’t care what Hallmark or any other card company publishes – hateful, demeaning of women, demeaning of disabled, attacks on children, elderly, etc. — as long as – god forbid – it doesn’t honor gays & lesbians. Religious attack groups make Jesus ashamed. He would toss them aside.
August 25th, 2008 at 7:19 pmDaryll, the Reverend Haggard can introduce you to a nice boy while you’re in Denver. Ask, and ye shall receive!
August 25th, 2008 at 7:30 pmDaryll gets all squiggly down there when he posts at TP.
August 25th, 2008 at 7:32 pmDaryll Says:
The protests are working. Jesus’ will is being done. We will not allow this nonsense to be availabe for consumers in our society. This is a Holy nation.
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So YOU will decide what is available for every consumer to buy and what he wants doesnt matter you fascist piece of dirt. If this nation is Holy it will be because they IGNORE the piestic prattling of ignorant judgemental morons like YOU.
August 25th, 2008 at 7:34 pmDoesn’t Revelation specify a maximum room occupancy of 144,000 souls in Heaven?
August 25th, 2008 at 7:37 pmDaryll Says:
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I do
That’s why I wouldn’t let a backwards ass , socially retarded and sexually repressed bozo like yourself within a mile of them ….
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Hey, you’re the insane (leftwing nut). I’m the normal person (moderate conservative). If Jesus was against then you should be against it as well.
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August 25th, 2008 at 9:07 pm
Not to retrace our steps too much, but…
Dude…did you just hit on me?
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Daryll says: We’re working on San Francisco in November. We are going to have an all out…right near to bridge…If any want to attend, please send me an email at selfloathing@IamSoNotGay.omg.
I rebuke thee – are you trying to get me to cheat on my partner? I am in a loving, healthy relationship – free of all the self-loathing and hypocrisy that seems to plague you. I do not appreciate that insinuation that I would drop everything and run out to San Francisco to spend an absolutely dreamy weekend with you and your church-sisters.
Hitting on me in a post? How tawdry…
Hitting on me at all? Ewwww.
August 25th, 2008 at 9:26 pmSince conservatives are all for market forces and free enterprise and no government interference, why don’t they get all those same sex cards off the shelves by buying them all?
Once you own them, you can have your own little bonfire.
While you’re at it, go buy up all the pornagraphy and smut too. You can’t risk some hormonal teenager getting his sweaty little hands on something like that. It would be the end of the world.
Buy them. Buy them all.
August 25th, 2008 at 10:10 pmMaybe McCain was an NVA “Sex Slave”
All this talk from Republican/conservatives about so-called gays and homosexuals, never mind Larry Craig and Mark Foley, but the other evening a friend of mine — a fellow Vet — asked me, because I am a ‘Nam vet, about McCain’s POW status. Did McCain engage in Homosexual relations while he was a prisoner?
Look, I’m just asking because it may just be an Urban Legend or there may be some substance to it that the MSM will never check out but…we all know what happens in prisons in the United States, people get abused, raped…and using the FOX News approbation…some “people say” that perhaps John McCain was sexually abused when he was a POW. I mean he keeps bringing this up– his POW status — as if it elevates him to some sort of special stature… But has any member of the MSM actually asked him if he was sexually abused prior to his “admission” of guilt for bombing the North Vietnamese?
I know several people who were POWs in WWII of both the Germans and the Japanese and believe me they acknowledge that there may well have been instances of homosexual abuse of prisoners. So why doesn’t the MSM question McCain – who seems so quick to point out that he was a POW – about this circumstance?
It seems to me that the Republicans never hesitated to question John Kerry’s heroic service what with the “Purple Heart” band aids and all. But yet, no one seems to want to ask McCain if he was forced to participate in homosexual relations while he was a prisoner. Wouldn’t the so-called “religious Right” want to know this fact?
Some people who were prisoners will tell you that they had to undergo abominable treatment at the hand of the NVA… why won’t McCain come clean??? What is he hiding? All that needs to be done is to ask his former guards…It’s not that difficult. I mean, we already know he cheated on his wife, just like Newt and many other Republicans with Family Values…the only thing we don’t know – as some sources say, is if he was part of a homosexual ring while he was held in prison…
Some sources close to former POWs indicate that, unfortunately, our countrymen were forced to become “sex slaves” while they were held captive. I’m not certain it’s true, but it might explain why McCain eventually admitted to war crimes. If this is the case then I really feel sorry for McCain, but I have a hunch he shouldn’t be leading the most powerful Nation in the World… This should be “Swift Boated” before people make up their minds…
CYCLOPS
August 25th, 2008 at 11:00 pm#6 Damnation Daryll Says:
Perverting the work of Christ is not doing His work.
Now Daryll,
If you want to live in a Theocracy, go live in Iran and leave America alone!
WHY DO YOU HATE US FOR OUR FREEDOMS?
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August 26th, 2008 at 12:56 am#148 Damnation Daryll says:
If there is no predestined number, and the scripture says it will be small, who are you to put a number of 4444 on it…
… GOD?
YOU ARE A FAKE CHRISTIAN.
SCRIPTURE WARNS OF PEOPLE LIKE YOU!
F A K E!
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August 26th, 2008 at 1:05 amDaryll Says:
As holy people, we make mistakes. Sometimes we under the influence of the flesh, but we must learn to continue to build a strong relationship with God to receive a correct prophetic word.
Tsk,tsk….
Daryll,
Really,
Don’t you even read your own bible?
“Holy People” who say God said something, and it turns out they were wrong are in that bible you cling to called false prophets.
Lucky for you we have secular law rather than biblical law.
August 26th, 2008 at 1:07 amThe penalty for being a false prophet was death in the bible.
#125 Damnation Daryll says:
THEN WHY ARE YOU HERE?
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August 26th, 2008 at 1:09 am#15 Damnation Daryll says:
Proper grammar aside, Me, in reference to Christ should ALWAYS be capitalized, so I won’t assume that you meant you have someone IN you or any thing GAY like that…
However, when you judge on the assumption that Christ instructed us not too believing that in your judgement you are absolved of sin, remember what Christ said about this… least ye be judged by the same measure.
This is to say that we homosexuals will be judging you, but instead you shall be judged bu God for having done his judgement and damnation as if He is irrelevant. Which, obviously to you, He is, otherwise you wouldn’t busy yourself with doing His work and His judgement upon mankind if you felt He was capable of being God.
Speaking of BLASPHEMY!
Daryll,
YOU ARE NOT GOD,
DO NOT PRETEND TO DO WHAT GOD IS WELL CAPABLE OF!
DO NOT PRETEND TO BE GOD…
for is that a judgement you seek from God?
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August 26th, 2008 at 1:18 am#38 Damnation Daryll says:
This statement presupposes that you are Holy…
Christ was Holy… what mistakes did He make?
Mary was Holy… what mistakes did she make?
Holy people don’t make mistakes, this is why they are Holy…
Or are you confused with Blessed?
Which we all are, being we all are children of God.
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August 26th, 2008 at 1:24 am.
Q U E S T I O N:
WHY DOES T.P. KEEP DARYLL AROUND?
EVERY THREAD ABOUT ANYTHING GAY…
IS ALWAYS HIJACKED BY DARYLL.
W H E N
W I L L
T. P.
B A N
DARYLL?
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August 26th, 2008 at 1:26 amMax-1 Says:
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Q U E S T I O N:
WHY DOES T.P. KEEP DARYLL AROUND?
EVERY THREAD ABOUT ANYTHING GAY…
IS ALWAYS HIJACKED BY DARYLL.
W H E N
W I L L
T. P.
B A N
DARYLL?
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August 26th, 2008 at 1:26 am
Ban Daryll? Haven’t you noticed that without Daryll, TP would have zero contrast?
August 26th, 2008 at 8:47 am#182 – bitblt Says:
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“Ban Daryll? Haven’t you noticed that without Daryll, TP would have zero contrast?”
August 26th, 2008 at 8:47 am
Naw, ther are plenty of other people who offer GOOD contrast. For example, you’re pretty good in my opinion. You’re not as radical as is Daryll, you actually listen to reason at times.
Personally, I think Daryll should be allowed to post. It shows what the knee-jerk reactionary sounds like, and we don’t want to be like right-whiner sites that ban any disent from their talking points.
August 26th, 2008 at 12:54 pm