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Scarborough, Buchanan Completely Reverse Positions On Palin In Just Five Days

Today, Joe Scarborough and Pat Buchanan enthusiastically endorsed Gov. Sarah Palin, praising her experience compared to Sen. Barack Obama’s (D-IL) and slamming criticism of her as sexist attempts to “destroy this woman”:

BUCHANAN: Maybe she doesn’t have the foreign policy experience to be president now. But she’s a great asset, and she’s not DC, so they want to kill her. They are trying to destroy her in a way. [...]

SCARBOROUGH: How can Barack Obama’s campaign criticize an inexperienced number two on the Republican side when Democrats have picked, I would say, probably the most inexperienced person to run for President of the United States in the Democratic party probably in a century?

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What a difference five days makes. Awaiting McCain’s VP announcement on Friday, Scarborough and Buchanan sang a very different tune, declaring Palin too inexperienced and pointing out that Obama “validated himself with 18 million votes”:

SCARBOROUGH: She’s only, she’s only been a governor for one year?

BUCHANAN: She’s been a governor one-and-a-half years, yeah.

SCARBOROUGH: That, that will not work. [Laughter] No seriously, you’re going to bring somebody from Alaska who’s been a governor — Let’s be honest here. … I just find it hard to believe that with the problems that we have across the world…that you’re going to have a governor that’s been there for one-and-a-half years as Vice President.

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SCARBOROUGH: You can legitimately ask whether she’s qualified to be president because of her experience. Of course that’s a bit strange thing to argue when Barack Obama actually was in session in the senate for about 130, 140 days before he decided to be commander in chief. [...]

SCARBOROUGH: A lot of people will say, I’ll take somebody who ran a state with a $9 billion budget over somebody that voted in the Senate for a couple of years. [...]

BUCHANAN: Look, you know what they want? They want to destroy this woman. We’ve picked — whatever you say about the other party, we picked somebody we love. She’s fresh, she’s inspired, she’s an outdoor gal, she’s done a great job in Alaska. Maybe she doesn’t have foreign policy experience to be President now. But she’s a great asset, and she’s not DC, so they want to kill her. They are trying to destroy her in a way — I think it’s evil what they are trying to do and the way they are doing it, it is a smearing attempt. [...]

SCARBOROUGH: Gloria Steinem was right. We were talking about this before. Gloria Steinem wrote an op-ed the night before the New Hampshire primary and said if a woman had as little experience as Barack Obama, she would be eviscerated by the press. Well, Gary Wells proves her right. All the op-eds today prove her right. It’s sexist. [...]

SCARBOROUGH: How can Barack Obama’s campaign criticize an inexperienced number two on the republican side when democrats have picked, I would say, probably the most inexperienced person to run for President of the United States in the Democratic party probably in a century?

[...]

SCARBOROUGH: With all the problems though that we have pointed out, and the fact that John McCain is 72 years old — 72 years old — do you really want somebody that America doesn’t know to step in being just one heartbeat away from being the President?

BUCHANAN: Well you mentioned that word, commander in chief. And it’s hard to see this Sarah Palin as commander in chief within say the next year or so. So I think — that is the real risk that just this woman, she might be outstanding, might get women, get conservatives, energize the base, but I think the argument made against her would be that she just is not ready to be commander in chief, and she could jsut get eaten alive in a debate with Joe Biden.

SCARBOROUGH: How many years has she been in office?

BUCHANON: I think only — ‘66 I believe she was elected.

SCARBOROUGH: In ‘06.

BUCHANAN: She threw out Murkowski in a primary–

SCARBOROUGH: She’s only, she’s only been a governor for one year?

BUCHANAN: She’s been a governor one-and-a-half years, yeah.

SCARBOROUGH: That, that will not work. [Laughter] No seriously, you’re going to bring somebody from Alaska who’s been a governor — Let’s be honest here.

BRZEZINSKI: Well we don’t know for sure.

SCARBOROUGH: No I know. I just find it hard to believe that with the problems that we have across the world…that you’re going to have a governor that’s been there for one-and-a-half years as Vice President.

BUCHANAN: Don’t forget: She was Mayor of Wasilla!

SCARBOROUGH: Good point. I’ll guarantee you there are a lot of people out there saying, Well Barack Obama only had one year’s experience before he ran, but guess what? He built this campaign. He validated himself with 18 million votes. … I don’t see it happening. [...]

BUCHANAN: Joe you’re right. He validated himself — Barack Obama — by beating everybody, all the powers of the Democratic Party, over 18 months, knocking out even Hillary Clinton.

SCARBOROUGH: He built a historic political structure. That’s much different than waking up in — where?

BUCHANAN: Wasilla.

SCARBOROUGH: Wasilla!



361 Responses to “Scarborough, Buchanan Completely Reverse Positions On Palin In Just Five Days”

  1. Zooey says:

    Looks like a couple very tiny pee-pees were whacked by the powers that be….


  2. Bilbo Hussein Baggins says:

    I am still waiting for some honest journalist to ask one of these talking heads how much “executive” experience John McCain has. Since that’s all they can credit Sarah Palin with, their mantra now is that you have to have “executive” experience to be President. Since John McCain has never held a job that was not paid for by the government, I can safely say that he has zero “executive” experience.

    So, let’s examine Ms. Sarah’s “executive” experience. She was a very part time city council member, one of 6. She was the mayor of a town of 5,500 people. But she turned over the day to day administration of the town to an administrator. She has been governor of Alaska for 18 months. Boy, I can just feel those qualifications from here.

    When is the fourth estate going to start doing their job?

    All it will take is one investigative reporter and the rest will follow because they won’t want to be seen as irrelevant.


  3. Chocolate Jesus says:

    Right maybe someone threatened scarborough by saying he should be careful or a little more detailed autoposy report might be released, about the female intern that was found dead in his office shortly after he mysteriously resigned from congress…


  4. tbone says:

    So, Obama hasn’t been criticized for lacking inexperience?

    Whatever. Tell me more about how outdoorsy she is. I won’t vote for anyone until I know I can hunt squirrels with them.


  5. VerbalKint says:

    It doesn’t matter what these idiots say or believe, the McCain campaign is in a shambles, and thrashing badly. Very, very stupid to rip into the press the way his surrogates have done.


  6. helenahandbasket says:

    It’s been six days since she was announced and the vetting is just beginning.
    The Enquirer’s “Edwards” team is already uncovering a host of religious right hypocrisy in Palin’s background. After all, one can’t spend all your free time hunting wolves, bears and moose, driving ATVs and teaching your children to remain pure until marriage. Plus the nights can get awfully cold in Alaska.


  7. Chocolate Jesus says:

    http://www.cnn.com/2008/POLITICS/09/03/palin.speech/index.html

    “Contrasting her resume with that of the Democratic presidential nominee, she says: “I guess a small-town mayor is sort of like a ‘community organizer,’ except that you have actual responsibilities.”

    Wow, shes going to try and insult barak by insulting community organizers. Smart move. Guess what you coke addled BibleBarbie “liberel” misspelling c#nt, I think you insulting “community organizers” is going to motivate alot of them to do alot more than you think..


  8. tom says:

    I buy McNumbNuts’ experience argument. I mean, Failin’ Palin made BIG decisions when she was mayor. You know like whether or not the Wasilla dump should be open on Sundays. Or whether or not the local library should have a copy of “Catcher in the Rye” on its shelves.

    What has Obama ever decided on? Those silly laws that Congress passes or voting on appointed judges or national budgets? Pffffftttttt! No comparison.


  9. Fred says:

    verbalkint has it right I think. They are stuck with this millstone hanging around their necks and are being forced to make the best of it…..I guess since we are in the northern hemisphere they will swirl clockwise as they go down the toilet.


  10. MCMetal says:

  11. tom says:

    Speaking of right-wing pundit flip-flops, here a “hot mic” conversation that was on-air on MSNBC today after Mike Murphy and Peggy Noonan had just been interviewed by Chuck Todd and given glowing comments about what a brilliant choice Failin’ Palin was. They didn’t realize that they were still being
    recorded. Pretty funny stuff. Actually, it is good to know that the right-leaningpundits do really understand how much trouble their party is in even if they put up a good front in public.

    So, you see, the things that get labelled as “liberal propaganda” that’s said because “they’re scared of Palin” is just the same pure unvarnished truth that right-wing pundits share in private amongst themselves.

    Noonan: [Can't hear since Todd (who is still on air) is talking over her]

    Murphy: Um, you know, because, I come out of the blue swing state governor world.
    Engler, Whitman, Tommy Thompson, Mitt Romney, Jeb Bush, I mean, and these guys,
    this is all how you win a Texas race, just run it up, and it’s not gonna work.

    Noonan: It’s Over.

    Murphy: Still, McCain can give a version of the Lieberman speech and do himself
    some good.

    Todd: [can't really tell what he says, but he mentions something about "insulting
    to Kay Baily Hutchinson]

    Noonan: I saw Kay this morning…

    Todd: She’s never looked comfortable up there..

    Murphy: They’re all bummed out.

    Todd: I mean, is she really the most qualified woman they can obtain?

    Noonan: The most qualified? No. I think they went for this, excuse me, political
    bullshit about narratives…[couldn't hear the end of it]

    Todd: Yeah, but what’s a narrative?

    Murphy: I totally agree.

    Noonan: Every time Republicans do that, because that’s not where they live and
    it’s not what they’re good at, they blow it.

    Murphy: You know what’s the worst thing about it, the greatest of McCain is
    no cynicism, and..

    Murphy and Todd together: This is cynical.

    Todd: And as you called it, gimmicky.


  12. tbone says:

    Re. Tom:

    Do you happen to know any of the books that she wanted removed? I think it would be interesting to know what constitutes offensive literature in her eyes.


  13. barfly says:

    Eight years of collective amnesia, now political whiplash.
    Perhaps OSHA should inspect the republican party for health and safety reasons. They might need some sort of protective equipment.


  14. Bob says:

    I’m only surprized it took four whole days. Isn’t it great, though: at the same time they’re blaming the media for her lack of qualifications, the media is praising her and attacking Obama. It’s a win win.


  15. tom says:

    Do you happen to know any of the books that she wanted removed?

    Maybe someone will ask her which books are offensive at a town hall meeting — if they ever let her off the short leash she’s on. It is true that she had this conversation with the librarian whom she subsequently fired because she didn’t think she was “loyal”.


  16. tbone says:

    Tom:
    It seems like a natural follow-up, but it will ever get asked.


  17. barfly says:

    I’m watching the convention, and someone’s got a sign that reads “raisin McCain.”

    I dropped my bong, laughing so hard!

    Dammit! Lucky it’s fresh water…


  18. tom says:

    Okay. No open thread for funeral — er, convention — blogging. I will just have to hijack this one :)

    Hmmmm. Whitman and Fiorina back-to-back at the podium. Two failed female CEOs in a row. What kind of message are the republicans sending tonight? They really seem like pretty bad choices to be Failin’ Palin’s fluffers tonight. Or is it a sense of foreshadowing?


  19. tbone says:

    Barfly:
    Have the stormtroopers escorted them away yet?


  20. Shayne says:

    And they call Democrats not patriotic. How patriotic is it to lie about the next possible VP to prop up your party at the expense of the country. It is as treasonous as if they were passing secrets to China. And they are more likely to put our country in danger than that.


  21. Shayne says:

    Tom, the Republicans wanted a hat trick for the hockey mom.


  22. tanglewood says:

    Scarborough pulls in about 238,000 viewers per am.–that is a very tiny audience. He has always gone back and forth on his positions because he essentially has none.

    Suddenly, he and Mika are down on bloggers and find them vile (see Fishbowl) they can’t stand the fact that people are not listening to their brand of horseshit and they think by attacking us, it will diminish us..they’ve got it wrong.

    As for Buchanan..why he even has a gig with any network is beyond be–he lives in the long ago past and most young people I know think he is crazy.


  23. Shayne says:

    Why am I thinking it was Harry Potter she wanted banned.


  24. scytherius says:

    They got the memo. Free thinkers all.


  25. tom says:

    I can see why Meg and Carly got canned. If they had given presentations like that in my board room, I would have fired their arses, too.


  26. barfly says:

    tbone Says:

    Barfly:
    Have the stormtroopers escorted them away yet?

    She should have put up “raising McCain,” but was too stupid to proof read her own sign!

    The conventioners are a howl. Last night, I saw a guy holding a “democrats for McCain” sign, and a GOP button was clearly visible on his shirt.


  27. tom says:

    I voted for Hillary. I was right to do so.

    Another Operation Chaos ditto-head?


  28. tbone says:

    Could be Shayne. That’s gotta be at the top of the list. Gotta resist the gay wizard agenda.


  29. barfly says:

    Putin Says:

    Bad news. Obama supporters cannot explain why Obama is more qualified than Palin to be President.

    Putin doesn’t yet realize he’s just implied that McCain will soon kick the bucket – but he will.


  30. tom says:

    She should have put up “raising McCain,” but was too stupid to proof read her own sign!

    It’s hard for those republican women to find their G-spots.


  31. spencers mom says:

    Friday morning’s show was Scarborough and Buchanan without their talking points, speaking frankly about what they really thought about Palin. Today, the points were on their blackberries, and they regurgitated them exactly as received, just like good little Rovebots.

    What I find so humorous is Noonan, sitting there among them this morning, spewing the same bullsh*t as everyone else. Little did she know that a few hours later her real thoughts would be caught on tape for all the world to hear.

    Good times, good times.

    PEACE


  32. ralph the wonder llama says:

    tom Says:
    I voted for Hillary. I was right to do so.

    Another Operation Chaos ditto-head?

    Good call, tom. I guess a few of the stragglers didn’t get the memo to stand down after they utterly failed to affect the process or disrupt the convention.


  33. tbone says:

    Is Ted Haggard speaking at the convention? He should be straightened out by now, shouldn’t he?


  34. barfly says:

    tbone Says:

    Is Ted Haggard speaking at the convention? He should be straightened out by now, shouldn’t he?

    They could always do a live remote – from Ted’s closet.


  35. spencers mom says:

    tom Says:

    Do you happen to know any of the books that she wanted removed?

    Based on the recent news of the upcoming “blessed event” I’m guessing it was the sex education books. You know, the ones with the pen and ink drawings of the naughty bits and the explanation of the tab A/slot B mechanics.

    PEACE


  36. Miles Tougeaux says:

    Dont worry, Someone down at the Ministry of Truth will fix things up and soon Scarborough and Buchanan will always have been ardent supports of 2-term Governor Palin.


  37. dbadass says:

    I think it would be cool for Obama to float Richardson as a SoS tomorrow.


  38. juniebird says:

    If anyone doubts the power of the neoconservative movement, this should be the proof. These people have money, clout, and a willing cadre of well connected disciples. They have the machine to take the election away from the Democrats through voter disqualification and other methods they used in 2000 and 2004. Watch your backs….


  39. Wayne says:

    Zooey Says:

    Looks like a couple very tiny pee-pees were whacked by the powers that be…

    As I said in a previous thread, but fits here too.

    Of course.
    The Masquerade is not over yet.


  40. mongo says:

    looks like they only just now got the memo…


  41. barfly says:

    Do you happen to know any of the books that she wanted removed?

    The Dictionary of American Slang has always been a popular target.


  42. The Republic of Stupidity says:

    Aww, come on… we all KNEW they’d fall in line and kiss the GOOP’s *ss…


  43. Bobwurst says:

    Go back to russia if you don’t like it here putin you commie!


  44. k says:

    I like my brains scrambled with a little cheddar & scallions.


  45. The Republic of Stupidity says:

    Putin Says:

    Bad news. Obama supporters cannot explain why Obama is more qualified than Palin to be President.
    ____________

    We don’t need to. He’s not running against her. He’s running against McStain, and Johnny doesn’t even know which state he’s in half the time.

    Yer floating a false premise.


  46. Shayne says:

    Tonight the convention is running AHEAD of schedule. They probably want Palin to be finished before anybody tunes in.


  47. barfly says:

    They’ve got some poor homeless person dressed up as Lincoln, wandering the floor!

    This is better than the Daily Show!


  48. Tweedster says:

    Putin Says:

    Bad news. Obama supporters cannot explain why Obama is more qualified than Palin to be President.

    Do the math you nitwit.

    The whole notion of “executive” experience is ridiculous anyway.

    Essentially, the President runs a committee, his Cabinet, and decisions shouldn’t be made UNILATERALLY in any case(look how far that line of thinking has gotten us), so please define the term “executive” experience and then try to translate Palin’s THIN record of being involved in ANYTHING to do with politics into a robust picture of that definition.

    Obama has proven time and time again that he can inspire the nation and that he can also work with people and not discount them out-of-hand because of differences in opinion. The closed-minded GOP style is not good for our country.

    It’s over – just stop it.

    You can’t, you won’t, you stink.


  49. tom says:

    The Dictionary of American Slang has always been a popular target.

    Awww, come on now. If that got banned, beauty queens wouldn’t be able to put full sentences together. And that wouldn’t be cool or anything.


  50. spencers mom says:

    Putin better be careful. He apparently doesn’t know that Sarah Palin is right next door, acting as America’s first line of defense against Russia.

    And she’s armed to the teeth.

    PEACE


  51. Bob says:

    If Palin is such a good pick, why isn’t she at the top of the ticket? Oh, this isn’t October yet? Sorry for the spoiler.


  52. The Republic of Stupidity says:

    barfly Says:

    They might need some sort of protective equipment.
    _________

    Ya mean, like helmets, edible paste, and plastic scissors w/ round tips?


  53. Shayne says:

    Hey Putin, when Palin gets 20 million voters to put her in as a candidate we’ll say she’s more qualified, OK, dirtbag.


  54. Game of Life says:

    OT

    Please do a thread on michael steele…poor soul.

    Drill baby, drill, drill now…a fool.

    A broke Obama.

    And also no more “cut-out-dolls” they chose on one shade they hate…black…hehehehehe


  55. tbone says:

    Drill, Baby! Drill! – Oh please.


  56. spencers mom says:

    barfly Says:

    This is better than the Daily Show!

    Barfly, speaking of TDS, Larry Wilmore was on NPR tonight taling about the convention.

    He said that “Country First” sounded like an air freshener.

    “Got that stale smell of the past eight years in your bathroom? Get Country First!”

    PEACE


  57. Wayne says:

    Putin Says:
    Bad news. Obama supporters cannot explain why Obama is more qualified than Palin to be President.

    We will see after McCain is creamed in the debates he is trying to back out of now.

    I think we should dump Obama and bring Hillary back. I really do. I voted for Hillary. I was right to do so.

    You should really wake up and see the real world.
    Hillary lost.
    She supports Obama.

    You are posting “against Hillary” and against the Democratic ticket.
    But you were never a real Democrat, were you, troll.


  58. Tweedster says:

    Seriously, what does “executive” experience mean in relation to politics?


  59. tom says:

    There’s Mittens! I am so very disappointed that McNumbNuts did pick him as a running mate. I had a great bumper sticker all made up and now I can’t use it:

    “2008 — Don’t put a moron and a Mormon in the White House”

    When he’s done bloviating, do you think that his wives will come out on stage?


  60. madmax says:

    I guess they realized that McCain was serious. What a riot!


  61. Game of Life says:

    Mitt had a face lift. Lardy.

    WTF


  62. barfly says:

    Mike Steele just gave a thumb-twiddling speech, that was nigh-incomprehensible.

    Mitt’s stroking them now.

    Poor guy. McCain punked him for VP, and now he has to give John a fluff-job.


  63. spencers mom says:

    I’m trying, but I just can’t watch! Thank God for Project Runway. All the posers, not of the closets.

    PEACE


  64. tbone says:

    Hey Mitt. From what I remember, the states most dependent on government tend to be Red ones.


  65. barfly says:

    Oops. Mitt just farked up, big time!

    He referenced lax moral standards, and the teen pregnancies that result.

    KA-BOOM!!!


  66. Tweedster says:

    I love how Mitt and the rest of the Repugs always play the “Liberals think government leads to a strong economy” card.

    Well – it can.

    That is, if the government doesn’t promote the exportation of jobs, and lets huge corporations slide through massive tax loop holes at the same time they work to reduce the taxes these corps should pay but often don’t.

    Trolls – name the accomplishments of McCain and the Right when it comes to small businesses and family farms. Please?


  67. IBTunion4obama says:

    The majority of the American people voted for Barack Obama, not just ‘democrats’ like these idiots try to point out. Secondly, Sarah Palin wasn’t voted in by the American people for Vice President, she was appointed by John McSame.
    You can’t compare Obama’s true success and Palin’s “success” or lack of lately.


  68. tom says:

    Poor guy. McCain punked him for VP, and now he has to give John a fluff-job

    On the other hand, you might say that McNumbNuts did Mittens a favor and gave him a chance to deliver the first speech of his 2012 Mittens for President campaign.

    So far, it’s a “no-sale”, though.


  69. Game of Life says:

    I love the home made signs…such a pisspoor whatever.

    nazinuclear. WTF


  70. barfly says:

    Did Romney just stick a vindictive pitchfork in McCain?

    Where can we get quick access to the transcripts of Mitt’s speech?

    This is potentially big.


  71. pete says:

    Maybe they didn’t know the tape was running on Friday? Or, perhaps, the messenger with the updated list of bald-faced lies got stuck in traffic?

    No matter. Everyone seems to be on board today. But they need to send out a memo to watch the little light that tells one if a mic is “live”. One mustn’t tell the truth on a live mic. Never, ever, never tell the truth on a live mic.


  72. barfly says:

    I’m pretty sure Mitt just slammed McCain’s choice for VP.


  73. tbone says:

    Boy, listening to Mitt, you could almost forget that Republicans have been running the country for the better part of the last 3 decades.


  74. tbone says:

    I didn’t catch it Barfly.


  75. barfly says:

    Did anyone else hear Mitt reference lax morals and teen pregnancies?

    The hair’s standing up on the back of my neck…


  76. Game of Life says:

    todd* (from msnbc)was screaming yesterday that palin was gonna be their britney moment.

    Hello?

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    I bet Todd from JS Show is wowing up the crowd. They are out of it. Did you see the sleeping old dude? Somebody put a blackberry in his hand. You could tell he was sleeping. Pitiful. What a joke.

    *this fool also call Sen. Obama some uppity sh.t.


  77. Wayne says:

    barfly Says:

    Oops. Mitt just farked up, big time!

    He referenced lax moral standards, and the teen pregnancies that result.

    KA-BOOM!!!

    Hopefully there will be transcripts.


  78. pete says:

    Speaking of Mittens. Wasn’t McSpin calling him a “magic underwear wearing librul” infiltrator of the “noble” GOP?

    Am I the only one who feels a profound need for a shower, and tranquilizers, after watching the GOP “unite”?


  79. barfly says:

    I’m off to see if there are any places to find Mitt’s speech.

    Perhaps I’m just wierded out…


  80. tom says:

    Welcome to the 2008 Republican Olympics.

    Now competing in the “red meat tossing” competition. Mittens Romney from the State of Massachussetts. Mittens was the national champion this year but has been suffering from a torn rotator cuff caused by prematurely patting himself on the back in January. He also is hampered by carpal tunnel syndrome from writing too many personal checks to some obscure presidential election fund.

    Oh, Mittens has fallen very short on his last and final attempt. It doesn’t look like he’s in the medal hunt this year, folks.


  81. Game of Life says:

    barfly Says:

    Did Romney just stick a vindictive pitchfork in McCain?

    Where can we get quick access to the transcripts of Mitt’s speech?

    This is potentially big.

    I thinks so. I heard nazi stutter.

    I hope EW and Fire sues their asses!


  82. pete says:

    Are you kidding Wayne? If we started keeping transcripts of all the snide remarks of the, increasingly desperate, Reichwingers? There wouldn’t be a live plant left on Earth and civilization would be drowned in a sea of paper.


  83. shaun says:

    i might be a little late on this but for anyone else who didn’t know who the f**k palin was before last week,don’t worry – the co-chair (whatever that means) of the rnc has no idea either – some one called jo ann davidson said loud and proud that they would elect sarah PAWLENTY to become next VP!!! – ha!! – i hope that the obama campaign along with olbermann,maher and stewart and the likes milk this one to its very last drop.


  84. spencers mom says:

    Tom, that’s Commonwealth of Massachusetts, not state! Oh, you’d be in so much trouble…

    PEACE


  85. tom says:

    Next up in the “red meat tossing” competition — Mike Dingleberry. He is seen as a real dark horse in this event. Despite his mild manner, he is well known for throwing the bull around.


  86. pete says:

    Mittens was whining about the “librul” Supreme Court too! And now the Huckster is on!


  87. IBTunion4obama says:

    I think I’d rather watch ‘America’s got Talent’ on NBC. But then again, the Republican Convention is great sleep aid.


  88. Game of Life says:

    Isn’t it funny how one can hear the last clap?



  89. Game of Life says:

    WTF did he just say about Sen. Obama?


  90. tom says:

    anyone else who didn’t know who the f**k palin was before last week

    Actually, there is no such person as Failin’ Palin. Michelle (The Bimbo) Bachmann found out she was going to lose her re-election bid in Minnesota so she dyed her hair, changed her name and moved to Alaska. McNumbNuts didn’t vet her and the rest is history.


  91. tbone says:

    Yes Pete: The liberals have been running roughshod over this country for far too long! And it’s just going to get worse because Obama brought back those damned European ideas from his trip abroad.


  92. Game of Life says:

    Thank you God for my friends here and the internet-truth.


  93. pete says:

    Them funny furren idears never did no one no good, tbone. And Jesus wants Americans to drive monster trucks!


  94. IBTunion4obama says:

    The Huckster sounds a disgruntled preacher.


  95. Game of Life says:

    Oh hell nawh. What a complete idiot. palin got more votes than Biden?


  96. Shayne says:

    Huckabee just said that Palin got more votes running for mayor of Wasilla than Joe Biden got running for president. A bald faced lie and they cheered.


  97. tom says:

    Dingleberry is a great little fluffer. He is funny as h*ll. If only had decent material — his delivery is excellent.

    And he is so informative. Did any of you know that McNumbNuts was a POW? I am just amazed. How come he never talks about it?


  98. spencers mom says:

    Huckleberry says that Palin got more votes running for mayor of Wasilla, Alaska than Joe Biden got running for President of the United States.

    Um, Huck? Palin received 909 votes in 1999. Better check those facts, Huck. And while you’re at it, look into Biden’s election results as Senator of Delaware.

    PEACE


  99. IBTunion4obama says:

    I agree Shayne. I mean, McCain didn’t get 18 million primary votes like Obama did. Hell, McCain’s speech at the Republican Convention won’t attract 38 million viewers like Obama’s did.


  100. tbone says:

    Huh? The vets are buying our desks now?


  101. pete says:

    Ack! I had to turn it off. I can appreciate the humor of the deluded speakers but, the applause of the sheeple makes me gag. I sure would be more confident if the GOP had one rational person to whom logical arguments would, at least, register. The brain-dead zombies on the convention floor, however, just can’t be reached, only outnumbered.


  102. Shayne says:

    I’m sure Biden got more votes than Huckabee too.


  103. tom says:

    Geez. How disappointing. Dingleberry just slipped out of his comedy routine and fell directly into a big steaming pile of cheesy tear-jerker sob stories.


  104. spencers mom says:

    What a lovely story. “The Little Desk That Could”

    What’s the point? Oh, McStain gave Huck a school desk?

    Just string some stupid words together, and they’ll cheer at anything!

    GO KEITH! Thank God for the Department of Debunking!

    PEACE


  105. barfly says:

    From Mitt’s speech:

    Opportunity rises when children are raised in homes and schools that are free from pornography, promiscuity and drugs; in homes that are blessed with family values and the presence of a father and a mother.

    America cannot long lead the family of nations if we fail the family here at home!

    Sounds like a well-couched poke in Palin’s eye.


  106. Wayne says:

    Mittens: It’s time for the party of big ideas, not the party of Big Brother!

    Just what party does he actually believe he is in?
    Just like a freekin troll, liberal this, liberal that, and everything in between is off in lala land, with no truth to it.
    No wonder I can’t stand listening to these idiots.

    Thanks Spencer’s Mom for the link.


  107. tom says:

    Pete, pete. Come back? You’re going to miss the other POW on the republican’t ticket. You know — The Princess of Wasilla.


  108. tbone says:

    I thought he was arguing for more taxes. That’s what paid for my desk in school.


  109. barfly says:

    And thank you, spencer’s mom.


  110. Game of Life says:

    Please Sen. Obama. When you thank that stank mcchimpy for his “service” please include everybody else who has sacrificed for our country past and present.

    No more just mcchimpy tu. Especially sense mcchimpy is such a liar.

    Oh wow, I thought yall were kidding…I just heard canned applause.


  111. Shayne says:

    Yeah that whole desk story didn’t make one bit of sense when he finished it. I hope he knew what he was talking about when he wrote it otherwise he’s losing it too.


  112. tom says:

    Opportunity rises when children are raised in homes and schools that are free from pornography, promiscuity and drugs; in homes that are blessed with family values and the presence of a father and a mother.

    America cannot long lead the family of nations if we fail the family here at home!

    Super that on the big screen when the Princess of Wasilla’s family joins her on stage after her recital.


  113. dbadass says:

    spencer has a quality mom! You nailed that “Little Desk That Could” before I was even out of the starting gate…


  114. Shayne says:

    I guess Palin’s family didn’t dodge that promiscuity bullet.


  115. tbone says:

    I love the images of the Alaskan wilderness in the background. I think I just saw a big hunk of the glacier break off. Don’t worry though, it was only six thousand years old.


  116. Game of Life says:

    It’s all about their sorry asses. Please go away repugs.

    This is too funny for words.


  117. IBTunion4obama says:

    Romney said: “Is government spending — excluding inflation — liberal or conservative if it doubles since 1980? It’s liberal!”

    Ummm…..Clinton had a budget SURPLUS, while George W has brought us 9.6 trillion dollars of debt. It’s the Republican’s war budget…haha, Romney is retarded.


  118. tom says:

    Wow. First Dingleberry — now Linda Lingleberry.

    Is there a pattern here?

    Why does this woman not seem to have her heart in it?

    On, I see. She was in Dallas when Failin’ Palin went into “labor”. I guess Lingleberry is the defense’s “next character witness”.

    Now wouldn’t it just be cool if Linda was saving her dress from that day with an amniotic fluid stain on it? How poetic would that be.


  119. pete says:

    I just can’t take them in large doses tbone.

    You know? I don’t usually play the “what if game” but, one can’t help but believe that, if Ms. Palin were a “librul”? The Huckster would be among the first to condemn her for raising, at least one, “Hell-bound fornicator”.

    And I get really creeped-out when Mormons talk about “family values”.


  120. spencers mom says:

    tom Says:

    Now wouldn’t it just be cool if Linda was saving her dress from that day with an amniotic fluid stain on it? How poetic would that be.

    NAILED IT, Tom! Good show!

    PEACE


  121. Game of Life says:

    mayberry barracuda.

    And they are chanting “zero” like idiots. HAHAHAHAHA


  122. dbadass says:

    If they start chanting “ape has killed ape” I am so changing the channel…


  123. Game of Life says:

    Are they twirling Shamy-WOWs?


  124. Game of Life says:

    Look who’s holding the baby again. This is too much for a preggo teen.


  125. Bob says:

    barfly Says:
    ——————————————————————————–

    From Mitt’s speech:

    Opportunity rises when children are raised in homes and schools that are free from pornography, promiscuity and drugs; in homes that are blessed with family values and the presence of a father and a mother.

    America cannot long lead the family of nations if we fail the family here at home!

    Sounds like a well-couched poke in Palin’s eye.

    Thanks.


  126. tom says:

    Looking ahead a bit here wouldn’t it be great if Rudy JulieAnnie avoided the noun/verb/9-11 BS for the evening and did some reminiscing about the “good old days” of his rivalry with McNumbNuts?

    “Their campaigns, meanwhile, upped the ante, with McCain campaign manager Rick Davis sending out a letter to supporters hammering the mayor’s recommendation of Kerik, and noting, “A president’s judgment matters and Rudy Giuliani has repeatedly placed personal loyalty over regard for the facts.”

    Giuliani’s communications director Katie Levinson meanwhile hammered back: “John McCain’s pure desperation in the face of a failing and flailing campaign” while former Giuliani deputy mayor Randy Mastro said, “It’s no fairer to judge Rudy Giuliani on the basis of this one issue than it would be to judge John McCain on the basis of the Keating 5 scandal.”

    Now that could be fun!


  127. IBTunion4obama says:

    A bunch of no-names at this Republican convention. On a brighter side, it least they MIGHT of filled 10,000 seats, yay!


  128. dbadass says:

    Oh so now size matters… It isn’t the size of the state… it’s the motion of the ….


  129. spencers mom says:

    Is that the sperm donor sitting next to Bristol? Chewing gum? With the skin head?

    Why do I think there are some swastika tats hiding under that just-from-WalMart suit?

    PEACE


  130. tbone says:

    The whole scene is pretty sickening. I hadn’t planned to tune in, but now that I have, I am having a grand ole time. The most apparent trend from watching the last 4 or 5 speakers is the complete lack of any sense of irony. So many accusations levied against the Dems, yet they really are more potent criticisms of the Repubs. Lots of pot disparaging the kettle, outright hypocrisy, and just absolute nonsense.


  131. tom says:

    Look who’s holding the baby again. This is too much for a preggo teen.

    They’re confusing you. You have to remember:

    (1) Trig is Bristol’s son; it’s natural for her to be holding him

    (2) Bristol is not preggo; that’s just a cover story for the post-natal condition of her body (and the prelude to her “spontaneous miscarriage” next month at the hands of the liberal media and gossip mill)


  132. The Republic of Stupidity says:

    I just… ***snort…*** went and actually read the text of Mittens’ speech…

    BWAHAHAHAHAHA…

    Gaaawd… the man is hallucinating. Who does he think has been running the country the last 8 years?

    Notice how NONE of these dingleberries from Hell… NOT ONE… is talking about all the… ***snerk…*** TREMENDOUS GOOP successes of the last 8 years?

    They can’t come up w/ one single solitary policy or act or event that is an unqualified success… BUT…

    ***drum roll…****

    They’re FED UP and they’re NOT GONNA TAKE IT ANYMORE!!!!!

    BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA…


  133. tbone says:

    TROS
    Exactly what I thought. It truly is bizarro world.


  134. spencers mom says:

    Oh, man! He’s not wearing a dress!

    Julie, Julie, Julie!

    PEACE


  135. barfly says:

    Mitt:

    Opportunity rises when children are raised in homes and schools that are free from pornography, promiscuity and drugs

    His real point is:

    Opportunity falls when children are raised in homes that aren’t free from promiscuity, blessed with family values and the presence of a father and a mother.

    The other stuff was window dressing. He goosed Palin before the whole convention, and the rubes were too self-involved (and too drunk) to notice.


  136. tom says:

    Countdown to first mention of “9-11″ starting . . . now!


  137. Game of Life says:

    rudi don’t do a noun, verb, 9/11.


  138. The Republic of Stupidity says:

    barfly Says:

    From Mitt’s speech:

    Opportunity rises when children are raised in homes and schools that are free from pornography, promiscuity and drugs; in homes that are blessed with family values and the presence of a father and a mother.

    America cannot long lead the family of nations if we fail the family here at home!
    ______________

    Oddly enough, some of that is NOT in the prepared text…

    I guess Mittens didn’t get the memo about NO AD LIBBING…

    See what happens when ya veer off message, Mitt? Ya make a fool of yerself and everyone else in the place…


  139. barfly says:

    I’m guessing eight mentions of 9/11, before Rudy’s over.


  140. IBTunion4obama says:

    Giuliani is speaking now. He said if he wasn’t running for President he’d vote for McCain. Well the last time I Check Giuliani ran for President, and he failed. I wonder how is affairs are going?


  141. pete says:

    The delegates don’t have the faintest idea what the Heck Rudy is saying. There’s the cream of the GOP for you. If in doubt about whether or not one should applaud? Chant “You ess ey”?


  142. The Republic of Stupidity says:

    Weeeeeee’re Off to see the Wizard… the Wonderful Wizard of OOOZE…

    Because because because because…


  143. IBTunion4obama says:

    Here comes the 9/11 talk….


  144. Game of Life says:

    Bob Says:

    barfly Says:
    ——————————————————————————–

    From Mitt’s speech:

    Opportunity rises when children are raised in homes and schools that are free from pornography, promiscuity and drugs; in homes that are blessed with family values and the presence of a father and a mother.

    America cannot long lead the family of nations if we fail the family here at home!

    Sounds like a well-couched poke in Palin’s eye.

    Thanks.

    A definite check and mate. HAHAHAHAHA


  145. barfly says:

    And Rudy’s taking about the importance of choosing the right man — after picking Bernie Kerik!!!


  146. Shayne says:

    I wonder if McCain reminded his children he was a POW every time they misbehaved.


  147. spencers mom says:

    Julie, was collaborating with the North Vietnamese one of the tests that John Syndey passed? Crashing five planes? Fighter pilot over Hanoi? I thought he was a bomber…

    I guess so.

    PEACE


  148. dbadass says:

    How did signing confessionals serve the cause? Just wondering…


  149. tom says:

    Shoot! This was caught in “awaiting moderation” but it’s too good to waste. There — fixed it:

    Oh, JulieAnnie. A hiring decision an*logy.

    I feel a “Bernie Kerik moment” coming on!


  150. dbadass says:

    Community organizer is hilarious apparantly. What were they chanting now?


  151. IBTunion4obama says:

    Rudi forgot to mention Barack Obama graduated from Harvard Law School, the top of his class. He also forgot to mention John McCain nearly failed the naval academy.


  152. spencers mom says:

    Oh no he didn’t! Don’t you dare dis Barack, you phuking coward!

    PEACE


  153. tom says:

    Wow. There’s Cindy McBimbo in the audience again.

    She’s hot! In a drug-addicted, anorexic sort of way, I mean.


  154. The Republic of Stupidity says:

    Didn’t Rudi spend MULTIPLE TENS OF MILLIONS of dollars and not get a single delegate? What are these people on? I thought they were sooooo anti-drug.


  155. spencers mom says:

    No, you don’t get to vote “present” as president. You just have to spend 450+ days clearing brush in Crawford.

    NOTE to Cindy: you need some Rogaine

    PEACE


  156. IBTunion4obama says:

    The last time Rudi lead his city in crisis, the damn city ended up hating the way he handled it.


  157. tbone says:

    They were chanting zero. Apparently the collective IQ of the audience.


  158. barfly says:

    Listen to the monkies howl!

    I think they’ve forbidden Rudy from mentioning 9/11.

    He’s using euphemisms.


  159. Shayne says:

    Yeah Rudy you did a real good job of leading when you put the command center in the WTC after it had already been bombed once.


  160. Game of Life says:

    rudi is making fun of y’all democracy.

    Did you here some body say “a few years later” before this nut?

    They aren’t sayin shit about the economy, our lives.

    They are so shallow.


  161. tom says:

    Is that a pre- or post-9/11 NYC skyline on the big screen behind JulieAnnie?

    Do you suppose his “big finish” will be a couple of 747s plowing into the screen?


  162. tbone says:

  163. The Republic of Stupidity says:

    Shayne Says:

    I wonder if McCain reminded his children he was a POW every time they misbehaved.
    _________

    He locked them in tiger cages until they signed confessions.


  164. Shayne says:

    How many first responders are dying because of the way Rudy led a city?


  165. Game of Life says:

  166. Shayne says:

    How many executive decisions has McCain had to make. He’s never even had to pay a bill around the house.


  167. spencers mom says:

    One thing I’ll say about that crowd: They are some well fed white folks!

    Kinda reminds me of veal…

    PEACE


  168. tbone says:

    Does reducing the government strengthen the dollar?


  169. Shayne says:

    McCain will bring about change. He’ll put the dumbest person ever one heartbeat away from the presidency. There’s change we can be afraid of.


  170. IBTunion4obama says:

    Giuliani says: “Expand free-trade”. AKA send more job overseas. Great idea Rethugican crooks.


  171. pete says:

    The poor sheeple didn’t know how to respond to Rudy’s attempts at nuanced language.

    NOTE to RUDY: Know your audience! They’s not smart enough to handle that big-city-talk.


  172. barfly says:

    I’m betting not even a dead cat bounce from this in the polls.


  173. tom says:

    Bristol looks so interested in what Rudy’s saying. She’s probably getting impatient to hand her kid off to his grandmother so she can go out and party with its father.


  174. spencers mom says:

    “Drill, baby, drill” – was that Bristol’s line?

    PEACE


  175. IBTunion4obama says:

    McCain can’t even tell us when he last pumped gas or how many houses he had, hell, he can’t even use the internet. He might be a contender if the election was held in 1870.


  176. tbone says:

    Can somebody please interrupt and tell these people that this is exactly what we’ve been doing for 8 years and it hasn’t worked!


  177. The Republic of Stupidity says:

    spencers mom Says:

    Kinda reminds me of veal…
    _______

    Naaah… pork… and turkey…


  178. IBTunion4obama says:

    spencers mom Says:

    “Drill, baby, drill” – was that Bristol’s line?

    PEACE

    That’s hilarious! I was thinking the same thing, haha!


  179. Shayne says:

    Rudy had to pull out the fear card without saying 911 so he keeps saying Islamic terrorism instead. These Christian terrorist are more frightening to me. They’re the once that are leading us towards a war to regain our old country.


  180. tom says:

    I’m betting not even a dead cat bounce from this in the polls.

    No bounce. Just a further decline. I hear a huge sucking sound.


  181. Shayne says:

    They truly do seem to believe that W is a Democrat.


  182. The Republic of Stupidity says:

    Are they really clapping, or is the sound of their wattles slapping back and forth when they nod their heads… or just nod off…


  183. Shayne says:

    Cindy had to grab the baby so people wouldn’t see Bristol holding him.


  184. The Republic of Stupidity says:

    Shayne Says:

    They truly do seem to believe that W is a Democrat.
    _______

    They’ve been trying to suggest that subliminally for several months now.


  185. Shayne says:

    Can you tell me why they even need to have a 4 month old infant in the room. They can’t afford a sitter. Or they can’t pimp him out if nobody sees him.


  186. IBTunion4obama says:

    These Christian Right-wing idiots scare me more than the ‘islamic terrorists’.


  187. Game of Life says:

    tom Says:

    Is that a pre- or post-9/11 NYC skyline on the big screen behind JulieAnnie?

    Do you suppose his “big finish” will be a couple of 747s plowing into the screen?

    Oh jolly good one my man!

    HAHAHAHAHA


  188. spencers mom says:

    “Democrats don’t understand that greatest threat facing our nation today.”

    Yes, Julie, we do, and it’s name is John Sydney McStain.

    And his sidekick, Princess PuffyHair

    PEACE


  189. pete says:

    And how the Hell does George Bush’s “accomplishment” of only allowing one terrorist attack, causing thousands of deaths, become praiseworthy? Need we really remind them that that’s one more terrorist attack, causing thousands of deaths, than his 42 predecessors combined?

    And Flippy McSpin has eagerly enabled every disastrous response to that criminal act. Chimpy, McSpin, the GOP, and the idiots, including religious nuts, who worship them are the “greatest threat to our safety and way of life”. How the Hell do these cretins remember to breathe?


  190. tom says:

    Well, either Rudy wins the gold medal in the “red meat tossing” competition or they finally got the APPLAUSE sign in the convention hall fixed.


  191. tbone says:

    I love the boos! Oh wait. Maybe they are baaaas! Not one brain cell is firing in the whole joint.


  192. Shayne says:

    Rudy says, “We are all Georgians.” and some bimbo from Atlanta starts cheering.


  193. Game of Life says:

    What is this fool talking about? Vietnam was a lost war and mcchimpy ran for office.

    rather win a war than lose an election my shiny as$.


  194. barfly says:

    spencers mom Says:

    “Drill, baby, drill” – was that Bristol’s line?

    Twin Cities hookers have a new come-on line.

    Mmmm. You guys up for some sexual-energy independence? Drill, baby, drill.”


  195. tom says:

    Can you tell me why they even need to have a 4 month old infant in the room.

    Trig is just part of the theme for the evening . . . “window-dressing”.


  196. Shayne says:

    Sarah’s husband couldn’t bother shaving for the occasion.


  197. Game of Life says:

    #
    Shayne Says:

    Rudy says, “We are all Georgians.” and some bimbo from Atlanta starts cheering.
    September 3rd, 2008 at 10:22 pm

    I’m not! and don’t want to be.


  198. spencers mom says:

    JulieAnnie has no idea that he’s speaking way over the heads of his audience.

    This crowd is better suited for “Are You Smarter than a Fifth Grader?” not listening to those big, east coast words.

    PEACE


  199. IBTunion4obama says:

    “Maybe they cling to religion there?”

    Well, Rudi that’s the PROBLEM.


  200. Shayne says:

    When did Barack say anything about Sarah’s home town. Oh, he didn’t. Rudy just pulled that out of his … Yeah Rudy, they don’t consider you a Christian either you moron.


  201. Shayne says:

    I wonder how much they paid for Bristol’;s makeup artist. Probably as much as an Edward’s haircut. Maybe they should have bought her a pack of birth control pills or at least condoms instead.


  202. IBTunion4obama says:

    Clinging to religion? I want to ask Rudi how ‘religious’ is it to have an unwed underage daughter that is pregnant?


  203. Game of Life says:

    Look how close the state signs are. It like a column for each state. Fake ass.

    stand up (harvey) bristol (Cream) please…that gonna be the finale.


  204. pete says:

    How can someone reach adulthood without learning that Crusades are stupid, destructive, wasteful, evil, and just plain wrong to any, rational, person?

    The 12th Century is alive and well at the RNC. I’m not a praying man but, I will take this opportunity to ask Jebus to please deliver us from the evil perpetrated in His name.

    Heh! No answer.


  205. Shayne says:

    Oh it would be priceless if Bristol started leaking milk right about now.


  206. Shayne says:

    Parents should choose where their children should go to school. Or whether they should just quit and stay home and make about 5 babies instead.


  207. IBTunion4obama says:

    I can understand Giuliani, he keeps spitting into the mic.


  208. tbone says:

    Well, I would say that Rudy has been effective in riling up the crowd. Entertaining speech, even if utterly devoid of fact.


  209. spencers mom says:

    “The party that believes in giving workers the right to work”

    BUT, he doesn’t mention which country those workers live in!

    PEACE


  210. pete says:

    Yeah. We’re all Georgians. We are all subject to a tin-horn dictator and Soviet style oppression.


  211. Shayne says:

    They canceled the video about her. I wonder what they had in there that they just found out was a lie.


  212. Game of Life says:

    cindy claps like a dufus.


  213. IBTunion4obama says:

    The same hardcore 20 percent that still support Bush are all at the convention, how nice!


  214. Shayne says:

    She doesn’t look nearly as cocky tonight as she did the other day when he announced her.


  215. spencers mom says:

    Ah, she let her hair down! Is there some symbolism with the liberty bell? They’re both cracked?

    PEACE


  216. Shayne says:

    But she’s got some kind of pack in her back like W always had during debates. I guess she couldn’t figure out what some of the big words in her speech meant.


  217. tom says:

    Michelle Bimbo Bachmann — Sarah Failin’ Palin . . . separated at birth.


  218. Shayne says:

    Why doesn’t she get just a little bit screechier?


  219. tom says:

    She doesn’t look nearly as cocky tonight as she did the other day when he announced her.

    She’s been up all night cramming for the exam.


  220. Shayne says:

    The “father” finally decided he could hold the baby. Funny how this is the first time. I thought that was Bristol’s job. Cindy probably told him Bristol couldn’t hold the baby any more.


  221. tom says:

    Why doesn’t she get just a little bit screechier?

    Not possible.


  222. spencers mom says:

    I see they moved the gum chewin’, skinhead fiance out of Bristol’s camera shot.

    It’s all about appearances.

    PEACE


  223. tom says:

    The “father” finally decided he could hold the baby.

    Grampa is holding Trig. They don’t trust his father with him yet.


  224. Shayne says:

    I think that’s her kid with the shaved head. He’s too dumb to stand up without being told.


  225. spencers mom says:

    For everything, turn turn turn, there is a season, turn turn turn, and a time for every purpose under heaven.

    I think she may owe the Birds a royalty payment.

    PEACE


  226. pete says:

    One could turn off the sound and she would still blare “bat-scat crazy” from the screen.


  227. Shayne says:

    I think the skinhead is her son and the curly head one is the baby daddy.


  228. tom says:

    Piper’s cute. She’s got that beauty queen wave done pat.


  229. spencers mom says:

    I stand corrected. At least they got Track to spit out the gum!

    PEACE


  230. Game of Life says:

    rehearsed like a mf


  231. Shayne says:

    Now she’s pimping the special needs card. All 4 months of her experience.


  232. Game of Life says:

    Damn. look how todd handed off the baby to the little girl…oh dear.


  233. pete says:

    Are we sure that she didn’t pimp Bristol out to some fat Senator to get the nomination? It’s plain she intends to use her precious family as a bludgeon from behind the podium. What a disgusting bleep!


  234. tom says:

    Now I see why they cancelled the “bio film” . . . that’s all she’s got to talk about.


  235. tbone says:

    Is this the Oscars?


  236. Game of Life says:

    damn is the family together?


  237. spencers mom says:

    Todd got the Flag Pin Memo.


  238. Shayne says:

    But the alleged father couldn’t stand up and take his bow without handing off the baby. Sure, big bad snow machine racer and fisherman can’t do two things at one time.


  239. Game of Life says:

    jep them colors did hard work.


  240. spencers mom says:

    Her father looks like Frank Perdue.


  241. Shayne says:

    When is she going to thank her agent and her publicist?


  242. Shayne says:

    She’s the average hockey mom. I wish she’d go puck herself.


  243. tom says:

    I am convinced. I have changed my mind. I am now ready to support Sarah Failin’ Palin for . . . .

    . . . . “Miss Congeniality” of the United States of America.

    U S A U S A U S A U S A


  244. Game of Life says:

  245. pete says:

    When is she going to proclaim that it’s the duty of every American woman to churn out lots of “True Christian” children?

    And when is she going to burst into flames for comparing herself to Harry Truman?


  246. tbone says:

    I wouldn’t want to be a critter in the woods when the Palins are around. Likely to get shot, run over, or covered in oil.


  247. Shayne says:

    Oh how adorable, the little girl just spit on her hand to wipe down the baby’s hair. I don’t think she’s ever held him before.


  248. tbone says:

  249. spencers mom says:

    So she’s a Pitbull with lipstick? I’m not sure that’s a plus…


  250. Shayne says:

    Oh no she didn’t … she just dissed Obama big time.


  251. Shayne says:

    Well I think she’s licking her b@lls right now.


  252. Game of Life says:

    Guess the avg IQ with that bunch.


  253. barfly says:

    While adequate at giving a speech, she’s only one major revelation away from being “snow-machined” for a more-stable presence on the ticket.

    What the hell is a snow machine anyway? A snow-blower? Or is it a bit Alaskan snobbishness, to to referto it as a snowmoblie, like the rest of us?


  254. tbone says:

    Was someone just escorted out? Did anyone see that?


  255. Game of Life says:

    JM is a sane man or same man?


  256. tom says:

    Is this the Oscars?

    If so, I sure hope the band will start playing soon and they get the hook out for this unctious, smarmy, shallow, vapid bimbo.

    I think she’s done “socking it to the Harper Valley PTA”.


  257. spencers mom says:

    Mayor is like a community organizer, except with actual responsibilities.

    Like firing non-loyalists, abusing power for personal vendettas, hiring lobbyists to get huge federal earmarks.

    Is this the next generation of “it’s hard work”????


  258. Shayne says:

    Now she’s insulting the media. Who is going to help her tomorrow?


  259. Shayne says:

    Yes they took out a protester I guess.


  260. IBTunion4obama says:

    Now, now, she was a full time PTA member, leave her alone.


  261. Shayne says:

    When this is all over I hope she can’t get a job as dog catcher.


  262. tom says:

    Was someone just escorted out? Did anyone see that?

    Probably the token Democrat — the only one there with the good sense to get sick to his stomach.


  263. Shayne says:

    The crowd doesn’t seem to be cheering so loud any more.


  264. Game of Life says:

  265. tbone says:

    I figured. I just saw it out of the corner of my eye and thought I might have missed something interesting.


  266. spencers mom says:

    I just saw a “Palin Power” sign. Guess they were told that “White Power” wouldn’t look so good on the teevee.


  267. pete says:

    The stupid trollop thinks we call her unqualified because she’s not an insider. Nope!

    We call her unqualified because every word of her public record serves to prove that she will do everything in her power to impose a set of “family values” which has failed her own family and the children of our entire nation. And we don’t need another avowed Religious Crusader within a thousand miles of the chain of command.

    Delusion=Disqualification


  268. Shayne says:

    She got rid of the luxury jet. Well isn’t that just special.


  269. tom says:

    Now she’s insulting the media. Who is going to help her tomorrow?

    She’s beyond help. This juvenile pep-fest is her swan-song. Tomorrow, she’s road-kill just like McNumbNuts.


  270. Shayne says:

    I guess the truth is kryptonite to Sarah.


  271. IBTunion4obama says:

    spencers mom,

    I’m surprised they didn’t have a sign there that said “Jesus Power”….hahah wow, how cheesy.


  272. spencers mom says:

    “We have a surplus”

    Yes, because you leveed a windfall profits tax on the oil companies. That’s not gonna fly with your “base”, Sarah!


  273. Shayne says:

    I hope she knows that the US government owns all that line not Alaska. Even if she and her husband get independence for them.


  274. dbadass says:

    Normally I would not comment on appearances but it must just be the marine biologist in me… Why is her head/hair shaped like some sort of dorsal fin?


  275. tom says:

    She is lying, lying, lying, lying.

    Turns out she’s throwing out the most red meat of the night. And the press and democrats will be “vetting” and disemboweling her in 5 . . . 4 . . . 3 . . . 2 . . . 1. . .


  276. spencers mom says:

    Sarah, that pipeline is pumping oil that is being sold to Russia.

    But, I guess with you being so close to Russia, you probably already knew that.

    PEACE


  277. pete says:

    What’s a “foreign suffier”?


  278. tom says:

    Why is her head/hair shaped like some sort of dorsal fin?

    Did you forget? She’s “Barracuda Sarah”.


  279. tbone says:

    It doesn’t appear we’ll be hearing much about policy specifics. Except Drill Baby Drill.


  280. Shayne says:

    We need to produce more of our own oil or gas. How about we start putting some refineries and nuclear waste storage facilities in your backyard lady.


  281. Game of Life says:

    she is a snide little “the sierra, the sierra” no nothing.


  282. pete says:

    All it would take to put a gleam in her eye is to stick a flashlight in her ear.


  283. Shayne says:

    Has not authored a law, lie, lie, lie.



  284. Shayne says:

    They don’t call her barracuda for nothing. Apparently she’s never heard Obama speak before.


  285. Game of Life says:

    It’s like a legal kkk rally.


  286. Shayne says:

    I don’t think she’s smart enough to know she’s lying.


  287. pete says:

    Poor thing. They didn’t even give her the latest talking points. Sorry. The crap that flew in 04 won’t work again.


  288. Shayne says:

    And McCain though Hillary was a b i t c h.


  289. tom says:

    “When the cloud of rhetoric is past”

    . . . you and McNumbNuts will have nothing left to say, Failin’ Palin. That’s what.

    What a vapid, glib, pathetic excuse for a VP candidate. I take back my support for her as “Miss Congeniality of the United States”. Now, let’s get on to the swim-suit competition.


  290. IBTunion4obama says:

    Where’s Palin’s Harvard degree?


  291. Shayne says:

    You know they have an applause and a boo sign. I just saw them all react on cue.


  292. Shayne says:

    Why haven’t the Republicans created one job in the last 8 years.


  293. pete says:

    Gosh Shayne. Can you imagine her spewing this pap during a debate with Biden? Assuming she lasts that long.


  294. spencers mom says:

    What a snike, lying, snarky little biitch. If she had anything to back up that mouth of hers, I might be impressed, in a forum posting kinda way.

    PEACE


  295. Shayne says:

    Next to abrasive in the dictionary there’s a picture of Sarah Barracuda.


  296. tbone says:

    From the belittling rhetoric and petty criticisms, I guess she thinks she’s running for senior class VP.



  297. pete says:

    Shayne Says:

    Why haven’t the Republicans created one job in the last 8 years.

    Didn’t you catch Laura? She said her dear hubby has “created 50 million new jobs”. How will we ever learn how good they are for the country if we don’t believe what they say like good little sheeple?


  298. Shayne says:

    I’d bet Biden is making notes right now Pete.


  299. IBTunion4obama says:

    Shayne,
    That’s true.
    The Republicans like to take credit for creating more jobs at McDonalds and Wendy’s. Watch out, those free marketeers!


  300. Shayne says:

    I bet Sarah thinks that the Republican’s have the media’s attention every week. Just wait until the convention is over lady.


  301. tom says:

    If she had anything to back up that mouth of hers

    She does but she couldn’t get it past the metal detector.


  302. dbadass says:

    was that the money shot?


  303. pete says:

    And you are not “my fellow citizen” you lying little twat. You have proven yourself incapable of understanding what a citizen is.


  304. spencers mom says:

    If Hillary doesn’t come after this b i t c h with her brilliant rhetorical skills, it would be a wasted opportunity!

    tbone, I agree. Sarah might just win Wasilla Junior Class Vice President!

    PEACE


  305. Game of Life says:

    he fought for us?

    wasn’t eisenstein captured and loved the conditions so much he stayed an extra month?

    Yeah I feel that way.


  306. IBTunion4obama says:

    Palin’s husband looks like the Christian right wing’s stereotypical image of Jesus Christ. Maybe, they’re trying to pull it off…


  307. dbadass says:

    dbadass Says: Your comment is awaiting moderation.
    ——————————————————————————–

    I can’t watch this. When she turns her head that weird wedge head/hair thing scares me. Gotta go she’s starting a folksy “word that can not be said in any form” or something…. For god sake it is a literal device


  308. Shayne says:

    Hanoi – POW – Hanoi – POW, give me a break. There’s a lot of veterans who fought better and harder and longer and even those that were prisoners longer. Any one of them would have been too smart to pick this bimbo as his running mate.


  309. Game of Life says:

    hogan’s heroes he’s not.


  310. tom says:

    Sarah might just win Wasilla Junior Class Vice President!

    I just hope she can get us some new vending machines in the cafeteria. That would really be cool!


  311. Shayne says:

    spencers mom Says:

    tbone, I agree. Sarah might just win Wasilla Junior Class Vice President!

    Only if she can stab somebody in the back will she get there.


  312. pete says:

    So, let me get this straight, she’s qualified because McSpin is a POW?


  313. Game of Life says:

    notice the fake flashing lights in the dark balcony.


  314. Shayne says:

    She probably is right for the Vice Presidency, she’s as evil as Cheney is.


  315. tbone says:

    She did a good job. She easily cleared the hurdle, but then again, it was set for the limbo – not the high jump.

    She has personality. It will be interesting to see how this goes.


  316. spencers mom says:

    I agree with her last line: “Join our cause, and help elect a great man as the next president of the United States”

    I guess they forgot to tell her to mention McStain’s name!

    PEACE


  317. pete says:

    Normally, I don’t actually hate people I’ve never met. Ms Palin is close to being an exception.


  318. Shayne says:

    Columns were too pretentious but that big freaking flag isn’t?


  319. IBTunion4obama says:

    Who wrote her speech? Steve from Blue’s Clues?


  320. Shayne says:

    So grown up, he has to follow everything Obama did.


  321. spencers mom says:

    I’ll give her this… she cringes and turns away when McStain tries to kiss her!

    PEACE


  322. pete says:

    And McSpin is thinking, “Don’t call her a c*nt. Don’t call her a c*nt…”


  323. dbadass says:

    You know what really bothers me?….

    That poor Palin dad must feel like the biggest frickin’ tool right about now. His whole life is now thoroughly F uucked!


  324. tbone says:

    Yeah. She came across a bit strong I think. Nothing but criticism and venom. That could be a problem for a first impression. We have no history of her personality to gauge her by.


  325. Shayne says:

    Whatever you do Sarah, don’t hold that baby!


  326. Game of Life says:

    nobody is clapping but there’s clapping? HAHAHAHAHA


  327. IBTunion4obama says:

    The essential message of this convention reminds me of something Joseph Goebbels would of put on in the media.


  328. tbone says:

    What is that god awful instrument?


  329. Game of Life says:

    I missed it. what did mcchimpy say?


  330. pete says:

    David Brooks disappoints again, “it’s been along time since Reps have had something to feel joyous about”.

    If they are feeling joy over that speech? They are farther gone than I thought.


  331. tom says:

    This is the last time you will ever see this snarky little twit in one piece. She has picked a fight she cannot win and isn’t up to. She will be eviscerated now that she has provided so many hooks to hang her from.

    She has an obvious command of insults and attack phrases but I am virtually certain that she can and will not wear well once the gloves come off.

    There should be no more talk about her family, her kids or her “questionable” fifth child. There’s more than enough material here to take her apart one limb at a time without that.


  332. Shayne says:

    Mathews, “This has nothing to do with Hillary Clinton. This is a direct cultural shock towards Barack and Michelle Obama.”


  333. Game of Life says:

  334. spencers mom says:

    Game of Life Says:

    nobody is clapping but there’s clapping? HAHAHAHAHA

    I noticed that, too! And we’re supposed to be the party of Hollywood????

    Chris Matthews tried to say she’s like Norma Rae, but Keith slapped him down with “more like Tracy Flick in the movie ‘Election’.”

    LMAO!!

    PEACE


  335. Game of Life says:

    how many tokens blacks were there?


  336. Shayne says:

    I hope Obama and Biden take the gloves off now. She struck the first blow. And she’s not running for mother of the year she’s running for VP.


  337. pete says:

    I couldn’t agree more, tom. She proved that her previous public record is an indication of what to expect. A sniveling little attack poodle. It’s what she was, what she is, and all she will ever be.

    With any luck, her increased exposure will serve to demonstrate just how bad the GOP is for the country.


  338. spencers mom says:

    tbone Says:

    What is that god awful instrument?

    tbone, that was Sarah Palin’s voice. I know, it’s grating.

    PEACE


  339. Game of Life says:

    WTF are these talking heads talking about. bs for ratings.

    WTF


  340. Game of Life says:

    brb

    gonna do a million sit ups.


  341. pete says:

    She was partisan, but not in a vicious Rush Linbaugh sort of way“.
    David Brooks


  342. Shayne says:

    Venom is right tbone. How far would any woman have gotten in the primaries spewing that venom. I wonder what Hillary thinks.


  343. tbone says:

    Well, I’ve had enough cowboy hats, American flag shirts, and lying. That was fun but exhausting. I don’t know if I can take it tomorrow. I’m going to need more than 2 beers to get through McGrumpy.


  344. Game of Life says:

    lipstick and pitbull bs is a very old joke.


  345. tom says:

    Failin’ Palin is certainly a legend in her own mind. I am now really looking forward to the VP debate. Biden will need to be prepared and direct and succinct . . . but he will eat this little attack poodle for lunch.


  346. IBTunion4obama says:

    I wonder if the NYPD brought Giuliani’s mistress to see him tonight?


  347. spencers mom says:

    Oh, Rudy is being interviewed, and whether he realizes or not, he’s just slamming McCain time and again!

    He said that Palin’s executive experience trumps the other ticket, and frankly makes up for Johh’s shortcomings. He also said that she has great domestic policy, and she’ll learn foreign policy and John will, too.

    Josh Marshall over at TPM says that Rudy ran way over his time slot, so they didn’t have time to run Sarah’s bio. I think that by morning, the McStain campaign will realize that putting Rudy on teevee was a b-a-d choice.

    Again, did anyone else notice that Palin, in saying “Join our cause, and help elect a great man as the next president of the United States” that she failed to mention McStain’s name???

    PEACE


  348. IBTunion4obama says:

    Yeah I noticed that too. Her speech was kind of robotic though. Not very impressive.


  349. drago says:

    These GOP talking heads are so freaking stupid, by their definition Palin is MORE QUALIFIED THAN McCAIN!


  350. drago says:

    Republican = Hypocrite


  351. pete says:

    Wow! I just read the transcript of her speech:

    http://www.crooksandliars.com/2008/09/03/hockey-mom-sarah-palin-comes-out-swinging/

    The lies were so thick I missed more than a few. I think it’s apparent that she will cheerfully repeat anything some guy with a “Rev.” in front of his name, an (R) after it, or the voices in her head, want her to say.

    That’s what makes her dangerous. She doesn’t Believe she’s lying so she may just keep hammering away regardless of how often she’s called out. And any psychochristian who can get past the thought of a woman with authority will parrot the lies in turn.

    When one’s view of reality is based on self-delusion? Fantasy and fact become indistinguishable. The thought of Ms. Palin in the executive branch is profoundly frightening.


  352. Keith says:

    Tonight I learned that:
    We owe our school desks to McCain dropping bombs on innocent civilians on the other side of the world (Huckleberry).
    If we elect Democrats they will tell us how much to inflate our tires (Huckleberry).
    Democrats will have our country held hostage to Chavez, Putin, and Ahmadinejad (Mittens).
    Those from the eastern US are elitists (former Mass. governor Mittens).


  353. Keith says:

    The person being taken out of the arena was definitely Code Pink.

    No speaker mentioned the current president nor vice president. Noone mentioned what our Pentagon intelligence has said is the greatest threat to peace in the future. (Hint: initials are GW or GCC)

    Everyone said the problem is the country has just been too damn liberal the past 7 1/2 years! Stupid me, I thought it became more conservative after the 2000 election was stolen ten different ways from Sunday!


  354. Max-1 says:

    .

    REPUBLICON = FLIP FLOPPER

    .


  355. republicanSScareme says:

    Like all good prostitutes, Buchanan and Scarborough give what’s asked of them.


  356. Game of Life says:

    Pete@355

    I believe they know they’re liars. Their philosophy is – it’s the truth until one gets caught in a lie or let’s project so one doesn’t have to talk about the real issues.

    Sen. Biden could hardly contain himself from laughing (morning slow.)

    This is crazy.


  357. indyjones says:

    This thread is indicative of all the bigotry and hatred on the left. One, there are a number of sexist comments here; two, there are a number of indecent comments here directed at her children, including, sadly, her baby.

    You all stay here and continue to spin amongst yourselves with Keith Olbermann as your only beacon of light. KO, by the way, is the most outrightly partisan indidvual on tv.

    Go on for now, I will be back in November to let you all know just how wrong you all were.


  358. Anacher Forester says:

    #318. Shayne Says:

    She probably is right for the Vice Presidency, she’s as evil as Cheney is.

    No one, I mean no one, is as evil as Cheney is.

    -AF
    Andrew Sullivan Is A Fraud



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