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‘Joe the Plumber’ looks to cash in on his 15 minutes of fame.

book.gifSamuel Joseph Wurzelbacher, aka “Joe the Plumber,” has signed a deal to write a new book entitled “Joe the Plumber: Fighting for the American Dream.” To capitalize on his recent fame, Wurzelbacher is planning to release it on Dec. 1 – less than two weeks from now. The New York Times reports that the book “will address Mr. Wurzelbacher’s ideas about American values.” Wurzelbacher, who had failed to pay his taxes and wasn’t licensed as a plumber, revealed during the campaign that he was once on welfare but is opposed to welfare programs. He also said, “Social Security’s a joke.”




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85 Responses to “‘Joe the Plumber’ looks to cash in on his 15 minutes of fame.”

  1. Fan of Man Says:

    yeah, he's looking to become the grand wizard of his local chapter of the kkk.


  2. SP Biloxi Says:

    And look for that book in the 99 cent store near you soon.


  3. ralph the wonder llama Says:

    I'm guessing the bulk of the budget will have to be devoted to fact-checking.

    Oh, wait -- what am I thinking? It's a book aimed at the wingnut market. Fact-checking is irrelevant, and a waste of time.


  4. muzz Says:

    This is too funny - what a frickin joke - good luck selling your book Joey with the economy in the tank - I'm sure it's the first thing people are gonna run out and buy - ROTFLMAO


  5. tom Says:

    Joe/Sam the (non) Plumber will be leaving a copy of his book next to every toilet he installs. It will come in handy when the homeowner runs out of toilet paper.


  6. drago Says:

    Wurzelbacher is a F**KTARD!


  7. konchster Says:

    This moron has had way more attention than my dog and believe me that's a lot. The difference of is my dog deserves it


  8. ralph the wonder llama Says:

    I can foresee a big storefront display.

    At Big Lots.

    In February.


  9. paleolib Says:

    The fact that Sean Insanity didn't even blink on the video link when Not Joe the Not Taxpaying Not Plumber admitted that he had been on welfare tells you all you need to know about the strength of the winger brain washing (o.k. Insanity lacks a brain but you get the idea).


  10. shoeless Says:

    I hope there is a chapter on how to buy your own highly profitable business on a $40,000/year income.


  11. Buckie Boy Says:

    I can't believe anyone would publish what this white trash thinks about America...

    ...they won't publish Bush's...

    ...why the hell would anyone buy this creeps book...

    ...ridiculous.


  12. Zimzone Says:

    With McCain, Palin & the entire RNC circling the drain, they could use a good plumber to fix that toilet.

    Sara, you look a little 'flushed'...


  13. gummitch Says:

    With his target audience, I have to guess there are a LOT of pictures.

    But, wait. I think the NY Times could have dug a little deeper:

    The book, which will be written with Thomas N. Tabback (whose novel, “Things Forgotten,” was also published by PearlGate), will address Mr. Wurzelbacher’s ideas about American values, and is scheduled for release on Dec. 1. In an interview with Fox News Mr. Wurzelbacher said he could have signed a deal with a larger publisher. “But they don’t need the help,” Mr. Wurzelbacher said. “They are already rich. So that’s spreading the wealth to me.”

    Things Forgotten wasn't published by PearlGate. Things Forgotten is PearlGate. It's their only title and, oddly enough, the "publisher" is in the same town as the "author."

    Can you say "vanity press"?


  14. misshusseinmolly Says:

    Ah -- just in time for gift-giving season. I used to have conversations with my friends where we'd ponder what kind of person would buy a Chia pet as a gift, now we can ponder what kind of person would buy this book as a gift.


  15. shoeless Says:

    Maybe PearlGate will publish Bush's book too.


  16. Uncle Ho Says:

    Sam the nonplumber is the latest GOP entry in an already crowded field for 'Hypocrite of the Year' Award.


  17. tom Says:

    I can’t believe anyone would publish what this white trash thinks about America…

    I think the answer is that Annie Coulter can't give her books away anymore so she is backing publication of Sam/Joe's treatise as another ploy to increase distribution -- "get my book for free and I'll throw in a copy of Sam/Joe's book absolutely free!".


  18. sazzwho Says:

    What I find hard to believe that he had the opportunity to write the book. When did he write it? Where did he find the brains to write it?


  19. 49erDem Says:

    Conservatives sure have low standards.


  20. tombaker Says:

    How ironic is that?

    Joe and his bro's don't read books,

    so why a book?

    (so heritage foundation can give them away as premiums to subscribers)


  21. shoeless Says:

    sazzwho Says:
    --------------------------------------------------------------------------------

    What I find hard to believe that he had the opportunity to write the book. When did he write it?

    Remember that day he was supposed to be at the McCain rally, but he didn't show?


  22. The Dogfather Says:

    It better have plenty of pictures, or the target audience for this "literature" will be very confused...


  23. ralph the wonder llama Says:

    Buckie Boy Says:
    I can’t believe anyone would publish what this white trash thinks about America…

    …they won’t publish Bush’s…

    The big difference, Buckie is this: four years ago, progressives knew Bush was a social retard (okay, most of us knew that eight years ago). But there were enough Americans out to lunch that it wasn't yet common knowledge. Wingnuts still loved them some Dubya, and a hardcover book might have been a decent bet for a publisher to take.

    Joe the Plumber is at that same stage right now. Those of us who paid attention know he's a right-wing moron, but the right-wingers are incapable of recognizing it among their own kind.

    So this publisher figures there's enough stone-cold stupid regressive boneheads out there that it might make this a decent gamble.

    Besides, I bet it'll make a great "War on Christmas" gift!


  24. APEC not OPEC Says:

    keep it up media. keep him on the front pages. He will be laughing all the way to the bank. Arrgh! Oh, and TP you forgot to mention that "Joe" the unlicensed plumber, tax evader, welfare recipient,non small business owner is also a wife beater and driver without a license. That should get him more air and print time also, you betcha.


  25. katy Says:

    wow - this thread is like chum...

    excuse the OT, but i wanted a fairly new thread... and i can't sit long, but wanted to throw this out...

    remember the stories about the Big 3 execs flying their private jets?

    ed schultz has a very interesting take on the story, something i totally missed - TP too, it seems...

    his concern is that, for these execs, time is money, and all the complications of flying regular airlines could have made for problems...

    AND, now THAT is the story, instead of helping the WORKERS and the industry...

    where was this concern, those questions, when the bankers and oil execs came to congress? eh???

    and i was then wondering about those dems who brought it up at the hearings - are any of them of the BLUE DOG variety? southern states?

    that combined with ABC first covering the story, points to another hit on the working class... MY take...


  26. Fred Says:

    Joe gets up at 6 a.m. and fills his coffeepot with water to prepare his morning coffee. The water is clean and good because some tree-hugging liberal fought for minimum water-quality standards. With his first swallow of water, he takes his daily medication. His medications are safe to take because some stupid commie liberal fought to ensure their safety and that they work as advertised.

    All but $10 of his medications are paid for by his employer’s medical plan because some liberal union workers fought their employers for paid medical insurance - now Joe gets it too.

    He prepares his morning breakfast, bacon and eggs. Joe’s bacon is safe to eat because some girly-man liberal fought for laws to regulate the meat packing industry.

    In the morning shower, Joe reaches for his shampoo. His bottle is properly labeled with each ingredient and its amount in the total contents because some crybaby liberal fought for his right to know what he was putting on his body and how much it contained.

    Joe dresses, walks outside and takes a deep breath. The air he breathes is clean because some environmentalist wacko liberal fought for the laws to stop industries from polluting our air.

    He walks on the government-provided sidewalk to subway station for his government-subsidized ride to work. It saves him considerable money in parking and transportation fees because some fancy-pants liberal fought for affordable public transportation, which gives everyone the opportunity to be a contributor.

    Joe begins his work day. He has a good job with excellent pay, medical benefits, retirement, paid holidays and vacation because some lazy liberal union members fought and died for these working standards. Joe’s employer pays these standards because Joe’s employer doesn’t want his employees to call the union.

    If Joe is hurt on the job or becomes unemployed, he’ll get a worker compensation or unemployment check because some stupid liberal didn’t think he should lose his home because of his temporary misfortune.

    It is noontime and Joe needs to make a bank deposit so he can pay some bills. Joe’s deposit is federally insured by the FSLIC because some godless liberal wanted to protect Joe’s money from unscrupulous bankers who ruined the banking system before the Great Depression.

    Joe has to pay his Fannie Mae-underwritten mortgage and his below-market federal student loan because some elitist liberal decided that Joe and the government would be better off if he was educated and earned more money over his lifetime. Joe also forgets that his in addition to his federally subsidized student loans, he attended a state funded university.

    Joe is home from work. He plans to visit his father this evening at his farm home in the country. He gets in his car for the drive. His car is among the safest in the world because some America-hating liberal fought for car safety standards to go along with the tax-payer funded roads.

    He arrives at his boyhood home. His was the third generation to live in the house financed by Farmers’ Home Administration because bankers didn’t want to make rural loans.

    The house didn’t have electricity until some big-government liberal stuck his nose where it didn’t belong and demanded rural electrification.

    He is happy to see his father, who is now retired. His father lives on Social Security and a union pension because some wine-drinking, cheese-eating liberal made sure he could take care of himself so Joe wouldn’t have to.

    Joe gets back in his car for the ride home, and turns on a radio talk show. The radio host keeps saying that liberals are bad and conservatives are good. He doesn’t mention that the beloved Republicans have fought against every protection and benefit Joe enjoys throughout his day. Joe agrees: “We don’t need those big-government liberals ruining our lives! After all, I’m a self-made man who believes everyone should take care of themselves, just like I have.”


  27. ralph the wonder llama Says:

    Nice detective work, gummitch.


  28. misshusseinmolly Says:

    Why in the world did Joe the Plumber think he could afford to do this? If he manages to net $250,000 profit in royalties (and naturally Joe thinks this will be a runaway best-seller, just like any plumbing business he buys will generate him hundreds of thousands of dollars), he's at risk of paying 3% more in taxes over the quarter-mil mark -- which would surely destroy him.


  29. One Thousand Billion Says:

    My 8-year-old niece asked me to get her the latest Garfield anthology for Christmas. I think Joe's book will make her laugh more.


  30. DNFP Says:

    Good luck with that floater.

    Poll: GOP image goes from bad to worse

    WASHINGTON (CNN) – The Republican Party has hit a new low.

    Just 34 percent of Americans in a Gallup Poll released Thursday say they have a favorable view of the party, down 40 percent from a month ago, before the election.

    What’s worse: 61 percent of Americans have an unfavorable view of the Republican Party.

    According to Gallup, that unfavorable rating is the highest the polling organization has record

    LINK


  31. slappy magoo Says:

    While I really don't want to give this joke a dime, I am tempted, if my local library carries it, to buy it, make my own book on tape of it and give it as a gag gift for "the holidays." I'd do it in my best James-Earl-Jones-meets-Punky-Brewster's-adopted-dad voice, to give Joe's thoughts the appropriate gravitas they need.

    Oh, and farts. Lots and lots of farts.


  32. stateofthedivision Says:

    If they can pump out a book in two weeks, the narrative was already written. No fact checking allowed!

    It should be listed in the fiction section.


  33. ElBruce Says:

    #26: awesome post, Fred.

    I doubt if even the wingnuts who think Joe made such a great poster boy during the campaign really want to hear his opinions or read about what he thinks on economic or social policies. It was pretty much a given that he didn't know much about much.

    It's the same problem Palin had: just because people think you're awesome at first blush doesn't mean that they want to hear your ill-informed opinions. I will give Joe this - he can talk extemporaneously better than Palin. Although he still doesn't know what he's talking about, he can address a simple question and use basic grammar.

    I'm still thinking that Palin / Wurzelbacher 2012 would be a wicked awesome idea.


  34. A Patriot Acting Says:

    "The book, which will be written with Thomas N. Tabback..."

    So Joe isn't an author either, huh?

    "planning to release it on Dec. 1..."

    Why do I have the feeling that THIS will replace a lump of coal as the stereotypical holiday (sorry Bill-o) gift for the baddie on your list? Too effing funny!


  35. shoeless Says:

    misshusseinmolly Says:
    --------------------------------------------------------------------------------
    ...he’s at risk of paying 3% more in taxes over the quarter-mil mark — which would surely destroy him.

    That's the last chapter in the book. Joe loses his plumbing business when he is forced by a black liberal politician to pay an extra $900 in taxes on his $280,000 personal income. It's a very sad ending. I cried through the whole thing.


  36. Keith H. Says:

    Plumb-bob/Palin 2012


  37. misshusseinmolly Says:

    Upon some further research, I find that this publisher, PearlGate Publishing, has only published one other book -- and that was written by the guy who's co-authoring (ghost writing) JTP's book.

    I imagine such a publisher doesn't have a massive distribution network in place, and I don't know if the big book sellers (Barnes & Noble, Borders, etc.) will jump at the chance to carry it.

    I suspect it will mostly be offered online, on wingnut sites.


  38. konchster Says:

    #26 Fred Says:
    A well delivered story would that the stupid bastard would read it with his free public school provide ability to read


  39. Mr. Evil Says:

    Joe the Plumber: The future of the republican party. You go Joe! You're doing a great job showing the world what backwards assed, knuckle-dragging, destroyers of worlds the republicans are today. Keep talking Joe. Run for public office Joe. You're doing this country a great public service and you don't even know it.


  40. misshusseinmolly Says:

    ElBruce Says
    November 20th, 2008 at 1:13 pm

    I’m still thinking that Palin / Wurzelbacher 2012 would be a wicked awesome idea.
    __________________________________________________________

    It would be a good entertainment ticket -- sort of like Gracie Allen running for President on the "Surprise Party" ticket in 1940 as a publicity stunt.


  41. Fred Says:

    DNFP Says:
    Poll: GOP image goes from bad to worse

    They were the reason that congress had a lower rating than even bush.....watch congress approval rating go up in the near future.


  42. suziq Says:

    Well said Fred!!!


  43. Leftside Annie Says:

    Heh. Maybe Billo could add it to his "Holiday Reading" list.

    *eyes rolling*


  44. CageyCretin Says:

    Appendix A, "101 uses for an old toilet plunger", is a must have for every household.

    And the list of things that you can and can't flush down the john is informative literature at its finest.


  45. Progressive Veteran Says:

    Does nobody realize this guy is just a dirtbag off the street that doesn't want to pay bills? Why are we giving him this attention? What a waste of skin.


  46. shoeless Says:

    DNFP Says:
    --------------------------------------------------------------------------------
    Poll: GOP image goes from bad to worse

    WASHINGTON (CNN) – The Republican Party has hit a new low.

    Just 34 percent of Americans in a Gallup Poll released Thursday say they have a favorable view of the party...

    In other news, a disturbing new report shows that 34 percent of Americans suffer from severe mental problems, including dementia, paranoia, cognitive dissonance, short and long term memory loss, as well as overall mental acuity.


  47. Mr. Evil Says:

    When this ridiculous book tanks and no one else gives a shit what this bonehead has to say we'll be soon introduced to Joe the Slummer.


  48. Fred Says:

    ElBruce Says:
    #26: awesome post, Fred.

    I know it's a long post and I apologize for that but it makes the point so clearly that I have to share it on occations such as this thread........joe is joe.


  49. Fred Says:

    misshusseinmolly Says:
    It would be a good entertainment ticket — sort of like Gracie Allen running for President on the “Surprise Party” ticket in 1940 as a publicity stunt.

    Gracie was much more lovable than palen......at least she knew what true humor was.


  50. Angry McAngus Says:

    The opening chapter is "How You, Too, Can Be a Con Artist" by capitalizing on your completely fictional persona.

    If that doesn't work out, he has some mall openings booked as Mr. Clean.


  51. liberalinaredstate Says:

    #26 Fred, brilliant and very true!
    Joe should write a book, my guess is he has very few skills, even plumbing skills. Obviously he has no problem embarassing himself, so we know self esteem isn't an issue. So what's left for the guy to do? Write a book and cash in on his dillusions. If he thinks social security is such a joke then he's going to need the money he thinks he'll make from this book to pay for his assisted living home.
    I hope Tito the Builder writes a book too, along with Palin's book, it's a trilogy


  52. gummitch Says:

    misshusseinmolly Says:

    Upon some further research, I find that this publisher, PearlGate Publishing, has only published one other book — and that was written by the guy who’s co-authoring (ghost writing) JTP’s book.

    I always suspected you didn't read my comments; now I know for sure.


  53. eyesopen Says:

    Who could doubt for even a second that the marketing of this book will be a slam dunk? I have it on good authority that the publisher will be throwing in a free box of crayons with every copy purchased.


  54. bentley1 Says:

    This thread has helped remind me to pick up some toilet paper soon.
    If the guy can churn out a book in two weeks what is he doing in the plumbing busines?
    take care
    tony and lido


  55. Keith Says:

    shoeless Says:
    Remember that day he was supposed to be at the McCain rally, but he didn’t show?

    In all fairness, he said he would show up sometime between noon and six o'clock. :)


  56. Curlew Says:

    Looks like he has fulfilled the Repugnican dream if nothing else.


  57. LibertyLover Says:

    He sounds like Larry Craig... "I'm not gay, I just like to tap my foot in airport bathrooms."


  58. IgnoranceIsNotBliss Says:

    I can honestly say that this is one book that will not be in my peronal library.


  59. JYD Says:

    What a joke...I can't believe that his "pearls of wisdom" would fill more that one page...

    Now I know the repubs are going downhill...this is their idea of a GOP icon...laughable


  60. McWars Says:

    Fred @ 1:01

    I deliberately fail to recall any part of A Day in The Life of Joe so I can enjoy reading it again and again for the first time whenever it's reposted.


  61. ralph the wonder llama Says:

    bentley1 Says:
    This thread has helped remind me to pick up some toilet paper soon.
    If the guy can churn out a book in two weeks what is he doing in the plumbing business?

    I think missmolly is onto the answer to this one.

    See, Joe is in danger of making too much money as a plumber, and his taxes will be raised, which would devastate him and his family.

    So he's changing careers, becoming an author who will pump out crap dumbed-down ideological screeds that will be ignored by people who actually read for pleasure.

    This will solve Joe's looming problem of paying more in taxes.


  62. DRxJ Says:

    Who is this "Joe the Plumber" and how is he relevant to our current situation?


  63. dbadass Says:

    Thank gods! I was beginning to experience some anxiety not having heard about the days and times of SamJoe the plumber's gopher for a week or two now


  64. Buckie Boy Says:

    Fred - HEHE, oh the irony of it all. Nice story about Joe.


  65. Nevar Says:

    Bush can get an autographed copy or three for his library.


  66. Constant Weader Says:

    Sounds like Joe's book will be a great stocking stuffer for Daniel Henninger in a preceding story. Great minds think alike. I'd buy Joe's book for Henninger but I'm too depressed to shop because the clerks won't say merry Christmas to me.

    Oh, and I've written to my county library begging them not to buy Joe's book on my tax dollar. I hope more taxpayers in other public library systems will do the same.


  67. tokin librul Says:

    You can't blame Joe the Plumber for trying to or wqanting to cash in on celebrity.

    Celebrity is the Great American Lottery. If the fickle finger of fate singles YOU out, you GOTTA go for it. Us lumpen-folk don't get a lot of chances. If you miss it--if you DON'T sue the shitwit who rear-ends you, if you DON'T write a book about your capture by space aliens, if you DON'T try for endorsements after you've swum the Mississippi--then you're missing your (possibly, probably) ONLY chance for the one big score.

    Cuz let's face it, we've all worked hard, and if hard work paid off as handsomely as fate or luck or celebrity, we'd all be sinning and sunning on a tropic isle...If you get only one chance, you'd better TAKE the Phucquer...


  68. MapleStreet Says:

    You're putting me on, Right ?

    Of course, did it surprise anyone that Joe was gonna find more ways of shameless self promotion ?

    But to write a book in a month. I know students that take more time than that to write a 20 page term paper.


  69. NOLIESPLEASE Says:

    A hack tell others what it's like being a hack. One thing the publisher should remember, Joe the Plumber fans don't read!!!They just stand in pews and take orders.

    One dumb F*&^ giving advice to other dumb F&^%^^s ,....lol


  70. Bilbo Hussein Baggins Says:

    And the RNC will buy pallets of the book to push it up on the best seller list, then trash them when they can't give them away.

    Who in their right mind would buy a book written by this illiterate jerk? I'm betting he doesn't write a word of it. Just like Sarah Palin. Can you imagine her writing a book? It would be incomprehensible.


  71. thomthum Says:

    For this they cut down trees?

    Wrestlemania here he comes!


  72. ElBruce Says:

    You ever notice how wingnuts are always writing and reading each others' books? I mean, there's hardly so much of a publishing industry by and for the left. Maybe that's because if we buy a book we expect it to actually have some substantive content. Them, they'll print anything by anybody. Maybe it's a sooper-sekrit plan to destroy all the trees and make hippies cry.


  73. Tired of being lied to Says:

    Total fraud. But one, obviously, with a good agent.

    One moment in front of the microphone uttering a 10-second sound bite does not make one an expert to speak on any, and every, topic under the sun. The only thing more dangerous than this guy in the spotlight will be the readers who think this guy is "on the right track" and "knows what he is talking about," ala the Rushbots.

    But, that is what makes this country great, eh? You can say most anything and someone will believe it - or buy it.

    "There's a sucker born every minute" and we are obviously living in a baby boom of them.


  74. Dr. Hussein Matt Says:

    The Left gets the presidency; the right gets Joe the [non]-plumber.

    Priceless.


  75. Leftside Annie Says:

    misshusseinmolly Says:

    Ah — just in time for gift-giving season. I used to have conversations with my friends where we’d ponder what kind of person would buy a Chia pet as a gift, now we can ponder what kind of person would buy this book as a gift.

    MissMolly - I'd *MUCH* rather have a Chia Pet. At least they produce oxygen, eh? ;O)


  76. dbadass Says:

    So who are they signing on to actually write SamJoe's book?


  77. iam Says:

    "joe the plumber:a life in the toilet" by joe the writer

    he should become Joe the Suicide Committer


  78. Evil Spaniard Says:

    The title of the book will be "Idiot's guide to be an idiot"


  79. Tim Vaculik Says:

    I have only one question. What do you people have against the guy?

    I think you folks just like to TEAR DOWN other people you don't even know for SPORT. How disgusting.


  80. Game of Life Says:

    I wonder if this book will be on Oprah's book club list?


  81. Fred Says:

    timmy......see my post at 26....it applies to you as well.


  82. Chocolate Jesus Says:

    > I have only one question.
    > What do you people have
    > against the guy?

    He's a liar, he's a fraud, he lies about his income and complains about taxes he doesnt pay anyway, and he's a wifebeater.

    He claims he's a plumber yet he's not liscened to be in one in a state that required him to have a liscense.

    He was lying about being in an income tax range that would "suffer" under obama's tax plan.

    He complains about the government asking him to pay taxes even though he apparently doesnt actually pay them even when he's asked to, anyway.

    He complains about social security but apparently doesnt mind accepting welfare..

    He makes scandalous assertions about Obama "being bad for israel" then when challenged on this assertion tells us to "look on the internet". A commentatator of FOx News, of all places, actually rebukes him on that one. You KNOW you've gone out on a limb when when Fox News is refuting the anti-obama allegations you're making..

    also...
    When his wife filed for divorce she made allegations of spousal abuse. Since you guys are the ones so excited about the legitimacy of profiling, let me profile this guy and say he looks, sounds, and talks exactly like the kind of pseudo macho idiot who would actually engage in wife beating..if the pipe fits....

    In short, hes a liar, a fake, a fraud, and someone whose trying to nail obama with a question based around a premise which is totally false and untrue. Does that answer your question fer ya?


  83. Chocolate Jesus Says:

    > I think you folks just like to TEAR
    > DOWN other people you don’t
    > even know for SPORT.

    Riiight..tearing down peopel should only be done for political gain, like the switboaters did, right timmeh?


  84. andban Says:

    Does the book come in toilet paper thin pages. If it did I would like to get one so I can think about Samuel every time I wipe


  85. SnakeBite Says:

    I HOPE HE GETS ALL THE $$$$$$$ HE CAN !! THEY USED HIM LIKE A DISH RAG IN THIS ELECTION !!!!! GET ALL YOU CAN !!!!



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