Comments on: Cheney-inspired bullet-proof jackets on sale.

By: the brown acid

the brown acid — Fri, 21 Nov 2008 17:25:39 +0000

stateofthedivision Says:

And how many criminals or terrorists will buy this product?

Not many, that vest won’t stop a rifle round.

By: Laszlo Panaflex

Laszlo Panaflex — Fri, 21 Nov 2008 17:24:37 +0000

Did they do a demonstration of him getting shot in the face? How did the jacket do on that?

By: jb

jb — Fri, 21 Nov 2008 16:48:00 +0000

Does it smell like money?

By: misshusseinmolly

misshusseinmolly — Fri, 21 Nov 2008 16:06:27 +0000

“Cheney-inspired bullet-proof jackets on sale.”
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How can we come up with a witty punchline to top that?

By: Dumb Fox the Average Golfer

Dumb Fox the Average Golfer — Fri, 21 Nov 2008 15:57:34 +0000

APA – very, very good.

I submit also an official Dick Cheney autographed copy of the constitution. Actually it’s just Cheney’s autograph on a blank check for himself.

By: A Patriot Acting

A Patriot Acting — Fri, 21 Nov 2008 15:52:19 +0000

wisedup Says:

Thanks! The kids must have taken that SERES training though. It must be, because for some reason I keep getting faulty intel. Their still blaiming all their farts on the dog and I still can’t get a confession as to exactly who is throwing stones in the fish pond. Either I’m not doing it right or I should have bought the deluxe model that comes with a mini Gitmo pen for the yard. I’m puzzled because according to the manufacturer (a subsidiary of Haliburton) all intel should be 100% accurate.

By: The Republic of Stupidity

The Republic of Stupidity — Fri, 21 Nov 2008 15:47:30 +0000

RUCerious Says:

Do they make one that covers one’s face?
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How about one that covers one’s *ss?

Or as I like to say, one’s Cheney…

By: wisedup

wisedup — Fri, 21 Nov 2008 15:40:54 +0000

A Patriot Acting Says: A great list! + “Water boarding – home model!” ‘get your kids to talk!..who took the cookies!

By: alphainfinityomega

alphainfinityomega — Fri, 21 Nov 2008 15:31:23 +0000

What I’d give to teach a Pheasant how to shoot.

¶ AIO

By: Marie

Marie — Fri, 21 Nov 2008 15:31:03 +0000

Does it come with a face guard too?

By: A Patriot Acting

A Patriot Acting — Fri, 21 Nov 2008 15:26:46 +0000

Ah, I see many manufacturers hopping on the Cheney brandname.

Look for the Cheney name to appear on an array of products:

The Dick Cheney personal paper shredder
The Dick Cheney line of designer man-sized safes
The official “Go Cheney Yourself!” t-shirt line
The Dick Cheney hard-drive scrubber
The official Cheney computer program that allows anyone to blur their residence on Google Earth
Hailburton toilet paper with Cheney’s face printed on it (a bargain at only $50 per roll)
The hottest seller in the Muslim world-Shoes with Cheney’s likeness printed on the sole
The newly licensed kennels, “The Delicious Puppy”
The Cheney pacemaker (it runs on fear)
and just out in time for the Holidays, The Dick Cheney Home Torture Kit from Ronko. Now you’ll never have to guess who used the last of the toilet paper or who left the all but empty carton of milk in the fridge. Comes with testicle electrodes, plans on building your very own water torture table, black hoods, sodium pentathol and a legal disclaimer hand signed by David Addington and John Woo. Order before December 15th to receive your signed copy of the new book by Joe the Plumber, “Fighting For the American Dream”.

By: Zimzone

Zimzone — Fri, 21 Nov 2008 15:21:14 +0000

It’s interesting that Big Dick took time to set up 5 deferments, but loves guns.

He collects them.
He fondles them.
He looks at them.
He talks about them.
He’ll go down in history with guns.

But…he couldn’t find the time, energy or Patriotism to enlist.

By: Nevar

Nevar — Fri, 21 Nov 2008 15:20:54 +0000

I’m going out to the shop right now to make a pair of cast iron chest waders; as a retirement gift for the widdle thportsman.
…hahahahahahaha…

By: wisedup

wisedup — Fri, 21 Nov 2008 15:18:47 +0000

I wouldn’t want any harm to come to dick and gw,but do they make a FULL BODY model?

By: Zooey

Zooey — Fri, 21 Nov 2008 15:17:06 +0000

Where’s the face mask?

By: citizen_pain

citizen_pain — Fri, 21 Nov 2008 15:14:25 +0000

I’d request that the manufacturer contact me about how to acquire any defective products. I’d personally buy them for DICK and Bu$h.

By: Curlew

Curlew — Fri, 21 Nov 2008 15:08:57 +0000

#6. All of the Bush Crime family will acquire one before leaving office.

By: stateofthedivision

stateofthedivision — Fri, 21 Nov 2008 15:07:07 +0000

And how many criminals or terrorists will buy this product?

By: RUCerious

RUCerious — Fri, 21 Nov 2008 15:06:40 +0000

Do they make one that covers one’s face?

By: Dumb Fox the Average Golfer

Dumb Fox the Average Golfer — Fri, 21 Nov 2008 15:03:07 +0000

Dick Cheney has helped raise awareness of accidents

Not just shooting accidents, giant foreign policy screw-ups as well.