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UN Ambassador-nominee Susan Rice won’t be asking John Bolton for advice.

Yesterday, President-elect Barack Obama formally named Susan Rice as his nominee to be U.S. Ambassador to the United Nations. After the press conference, Rice spoke to The New Republic’s Dayo Olopade, telling her that she wanted “to call up former holders of the position for advice.” There was one former UN ambassador, however, who Rice said she didn’t want to speak to: John Bolton.



70 Responses to “UN Ambassador-nominee Susan Rice won’t be asking John Bolton for advice.”

  1. LibertyLover says:

    Confirm her ASAP! She’s already showing quite a bit of intelligence.


  2. Curlew says:

    Already we are learning that Ms Rice is a master of understatement!


  3. SP Biloxi says:

    Please confirm Ms. Rice! That is the best and intelligent statement!


  4. dbadass says:

    Why would some onenot want to seek advice from someone whose hair and moustache don’t match?


  5. ralph the wonder llama says:

    She’s starting off her tenure with her first good decision.


  6. SP Biloxi says:

    I look Ms. Rice to seek advice from either one of the following people:

    Madeline Albright

    Bill Richardson

    Richard Holbrooke

    All of them served under B. Clinton. It would be a waste of Ms. Rice’s intelligence to seek advice from Captain Crunch Bolton.


  7. Jackie says:

    John aka anger management Bolton is so insane there’s no need to try to talk to him. Even people at the UN said he should be put away.


  8. barfly says:

    And soon Bolton will be on The Losers’ Channel, commiserating with Hannity. Give the poor baby a Medal of Freedom, George. Maybe it’ll shut him up.

    Obama must commission a new award, that won’t carry the dubious prestige of a Bush Freedom Medal.


  9. scytherius says:

    Boy she’s my hero already.


  10. Roket says:

    John Bolton, poster child of the right. “I can haz new teepee?”


  11. Vincennes says:

    I wonder if John Bolton will give up his seat. He may have to be forcibly removed.


  12. blue state bob says:

    She would be better off asking the bum collecting cans muttering to himself his advice.


  13. dbadass says:

    I am mortified to admit it but I would ask Michael Bolton for advice before I asked the Walrus if I needed advice


  14. citizen_pain says:

    Hey dB, the Walrus was Paul.


  15. dbadass says:

    Okay if it is pre Wings, I would ask Paul.


  16. bonzo 1958 says:

  17. Marie says:

    Any sane person would not consult with Yosemite Sam for anything, including asking about Wiley Coyote.
    Good for Ms. Rice — she will be a fine representative for the US.


  18. Alecto says:

    Bolt-ON can now WACK-off the rest of his days.


  19. Buckie Boy says:

    Geez, why would she not want advise from a complete a$shole?

    I mean, it’s not like he’s a total mental case – oh wait…

    …he is.


  20. had enough says:

    Remember Bolton’s statement:

    “Im with the Bush-Cheney team, and I’m here to stop the count.”

    Those were the words John Bolton yelled as he burst into a Tallahassee library on Saturday, Dec. 9, 2000, where local election workers were recounting ballots cast in Florida’s disputed presidential race between George W. Bush and Al Gore.

    I will never forget seeing that on tape… Bolton and his gang of thugs terrorizing the ballot counters. We now see what this was all about – the plan to enact PNAC, enrich the have mores and corporate power while robbing our treasury and destroying the middle class and safety nets.

    I’m not sure what is worse.. the fact this happened or the fact they are getting away with it.


  21. Above the Clouds says:

    PNAC, Bolton, and the GOP should be more concerned about how they can keep that narrow stretch of Appalachia in future elections.


  22. j swift says:

    yep already shown herself to more intelligent than the entire Bush cabinet.


  23. Wayne A. Schneider says:

    The only thing I would ever ask of John Bolton is to be in those ten floors of the UN Building when they are blown out, as per his suggestion.


  24. Tim Vaculik says:

    I listened to her interview the other day and I have to say this woman is a complete and utter HACK. All she could do under pointed questioning was repeat the Obama party line.

    She REFUSED to even consider ANY success has been achieved in Iraq! I was incredulous to say the least. All I could think was that she’ll just fit right in with the tin-pot, puffed up, corrupt people who run the U.N.!!!


  25. Tim Vaculik says:

    I don’t think many people really appreciate the intelligence and astuteness of Mr. Bolton.

    It’s really a shame he couldn’t have been our Ambassador longer!

    Personally, I think we should run the U.N. out of New York, sell the property, raze the buildings and do something useful where the U.N. used to be!


  26. dbadass says:

    Hi Tim!
    Good Thinkin’


  27. ralph the wonder llama says:

    dbadass, I see that our friend Timmeh is eager to get to work restoring the international standing of the USA.


  28. dbadass says:

    Hi ralph. I have to admit I found Tim more interesting when he worker harder to make the parody less obvious. Too bad some other idiots already burned down the library at Alexandria, I suppose otherwise after Tim is done at the UN he might have wanted to move on.


  29. Tim Vaculik says:

    Ralph,

    Well, the U.N. certainly isn’t the place for “restoring” anything.

    They should stick to what they know how to do – disaster relief and that’s IT.

    Anyone who uses even one ounce of objectivity to evaluate the U.N. must agree that it needs a TOTAL overhaul.


  30. dbadass says:

    Tim:
    by total overhaul you mean arson?


  31. Zooey says:

    Susan Rice is funny, I like her already.


  32. Tim Vaculik says:

    The thing people hate about Mr. Bolton is that he tells it like it is.

    Sorry, but I’d rather have someone like him as opposed to someone that is just a political hack.


  33. ralph the wonder llama says:

    Now Tim Vacuous is an authority on how people with “even one ounce of objectivity” must think.

    That’s almost exactly anlogous to how a football fan is an authority on the way Bill Belichik should coach.


  34. blue state bob says:

    “Personally, I think we should run the U.N. out of New York, sell the property, raze the buildings and do something useful where the U.N. used to be!”

    As someone who lives in New York City, no one here cares what the hell you have to say or wants your lame ass suggestions about what should happen in this city. We are happy to have the UN here (besides the traffic when the UN opens session in September).


  35. Tim Vaculik says:

    dbadass,

    I’m thinkin a tactical nuke would work just fine. And the best part is, I should be able to own one – it’s my constitutional right!


  36. dbadass says:

    Tim :
    Tells it like it is? These are the sort of bullshit made up catch phrases that aren’t supported by any sort of evidences. This is very much like Palin nonspeech. Might you be more specific or shall we just agree that the foundations of the economy are strong , that you are either with us or against us, and that the freedom haters hate our freedoms?


  37. ralph the wonder llama says:

    Tim Vacuous Says:
    The thing people hate about Mr. Bolton is that he tells it like it is.

    Sorry, but I’d rather have someone like him as opposed to someone that is just a political hack.

    Sure, Timmeh, but the problem is that Mr. Bloton only tells it like it is in his own head.

    Sorry, but I’d rather have someone who deals with the Reality-Based™ Universe as opposed to someone like Bolton.


  38. Tim Vaculik says:

    dbadass,

    Actually, I HAVE owned one, but it was just a Revell plastic model I built in the 60’s!

    I’m talking about the huge artillery piece developed by the Army to deliver a shell that delivered a nice little mushroom cloud. Awesome.

    The model I built was very realistic and allowed the barrel to be cranked up. I can’t remember if it actually fired a plastic projectile or not…


  39. Tim Vaculik says:

    bob,

    You’re kidding right? All those fat-ass diplomats with immunity breakin your laws and such?


  40. dbadass says:

    I’m thinkin a tactical nuke would work just fine. And the best part is, I should be able to own one – it’s my constitutional right!


    I hate to be the critic but this is exactly what I mean. If you are gonna try to pull off the Andy Kaufmann bluff you have to stay the character without crossing over the line which gives away the gag. I’ll admit it takes a truly skilled craftman to pull it off but you sadly are not. Please accept this comment as constructive criticism and not a personal attack and remember practice makes perfect


  41. ralph the wonder llama says:

    That was very good advice you offered Timmeh, dbadass.

    Let’s hope he takes it in the spirit in which it was given, and can use it to further develop his craft.


  42. Tim Vaculik says:

    dbadass,

    Funny, I thought you were a person who appreciated viewpoints different from your own, delivered with a sense of humor.


  43. ralph the wonder llama says:

    Tim Vaculik Says:
    dbadass,

    Funny, I thought you were a person who appreciated viewpoints different from your own, delivered with a sense of humor.

    What has dbadass posted here that makes you now think otherwise?


  44. spencers mom says:

    Tim Vaculik Says:

    I listened to her interview the other day and I have to say this woman is a complete and utter HACK.

    Um, Tim? This thread is about Susan Rice, not Condi Rice.

    But I’ll agree with you… Condi is a HACK who does nothing but repeat the party line.

    PEACE


  45. dbadass says:

    Tim Vaculik:
    Of course. I just think you might be trying a little too hard. Just let it come a little more naturally. Slow down and focus on the sublime and nuanced. I am just saying…


  46. Tim Vaculik says:

    Speaking of reality. The reality is that Iran is developing a nuclear weapon. It’s just a matter of time until thay have it ready, unless someone forcibly stops them that is.

    I don’t want an ambassador to the U.N. that fawns over Iran’s “president”, that little Hitler in a grey suit.

    I listend to an interview with John Bolton one afternoon and his grasp of what’s really going on in the middle east and in Iran is impressive.

    I wish our new President success, of course, but it’s a grave mistake to think you can negotiate with a government like Iran currently has.


  47. ralph the wonder llama says:

    Hey, Tim, why don’t you try to quote a foreign techno-pop song from the eighties again?

    That worked so well for you yesterday.


  48. Tim Vaculik says:

    dbadass,

    Well, I’m not here to impress anyone so I have little use for polishing my approach.

    I think your fundamental mistake is thinking I’m just putting on a show. Most of the time I am dead serious.


  49. Tim Vaculik says:

    Someday this country will realize the need for men like Mr. Bolton once again.

    Until then, I’ll just be praying we make it through…

    Goodnight


  50. blue state bob says:

    The UN is a big employer in the city. The UN has done a lot of good (UNICEF, peace keeping troops, troops FROM 20+ countries that fought alongside our troops in Korea under a UN mandate, etc.), it’s by no means perfect, but it’s necessary. There is nothing wrong with coutries talking

    Unlike you, I am not scared of other countries and cultures and I’m not beholden to some lazy and weak jingoistic “America right no matter what we do versus the world” mindset


  51. dbadass says:

    Maybe Iran thinks nukes make for good deterence. Can you blame them? Do you honestly believe that Iran would make one or two and use them? It is assured destruction. I have a very good Iranian friend. The image of that nation that we have fostered for so long is so skewed.


  52. dbadass says:

    Oh don’t go Tim. I so much want you to defend your ideas with more solid supports.


  53. blue state bob says:

    “Speaking of reality. The reality is that Iran is developing a nuclear weapon. It’s just a matter of time until thay have it ready, unless someone forcibly stops them that is.”

    Tim’s getting all scared again, might be time to put on the Depends and get under the bed. Why is it that NYC and Washington DC, both cities attacked on 9/11 voted for Kerry and Obama overwhelmingly?? Because we know the GOP’s fear mongering is nothing but a cheap political stunt that only simpletons would buy. Oh wait…….


  54. Fred says:

    timmy cracked a monacle saluting with that riding crop in his hand……he’ll never learn.


  55. dbadass says:

    “Someday this country will realize the need for men like Mr. Bolton once again.”
    ——

    This implies that there were men like Bolton in the past. Might you make some direct comparisons to known historical figures or is this just more trite Palinspeak?


  56. Zooey says:

    Who let the Tim troll out from under his piss-soaked, drippy mattress?


  57. ralph the wonder llama says:

    Tim Vaculik Says:
    dbadass,

    Well, I’m not here to impress anyone

    I’ll bet that’s a load off, huh?


  58. ralph the wonder llama says:

    Zooey Says:
    Who let the Tim troll out from under his piss-soaked, drippy mattress?

    My guess is that his mom left the bedroom door ajar again when she came in to change the bed linens.

    Obviously, she’s got to change them daily. I just wish she’d be more careful with letting him out. He could hurt himself.


  59. Fred says:

    Tim Vaculik Says:
    I think your fundamental mistake is thinking I’m just putting on a show. Most of the time I am dead serious.

    So is Wiley Coyote!!!!!


  60. ralph the wonder llama says:

    Touché, Fred.

    Touché.


  61. Fred says:

    You pegged him as a cartoon charactor……it’s so….correct.


  62. Fred says:

    I’d like to be upset with dbadass for running timmy off but he’s not really a very good troll.

    He doesn’t seem to know that he’s supposed to appear dignified when making outrageous statements….you know, the bow tie type.


  63. Zooey says:

    ralph the wonder llama Says:

    My guess is that his mom left the bedroom door ajar again when she came in to change the bed linens.

    Obviously, she’s got to change them daily. I just wish she’d be more careful with letting him out. He could hurt himself.
    December 2nd, 2008 at 11:38 pm

    The poor thing.

    I mean his mom…


  64. dbadass says:

    Zooey. Is your homework done?


  65. dbadass says:

    Fred:
    Run em off? I was encouraging Tim. I am sort of a life coach!



  66. Wayne A. Schneider says:

    Laugh at me all you want, but some day, and it still might be hundreds of years from now, but some day, we will be visited by creatures from another star system. And whether their intentions are peaceful or not, it would be best for all of us if humanity could put aside its petty differences and recognize that we are not alone in the Universe. And the vast majority of people living on this planet believe some wildly inaccurate things about our origins. The United Nations is a step, and I agree that it’s an awkward one, toward unifying this planet for the sake of all of us, and for the betterment of all of humanity. It does not need its history stained by the presence of people like John Bolton.


  67. Fred says:

    dbadass Says:
    Fred:
    Run em off? I was encouraging Tim. I am sort of a life coach!

    Just kidding……you have a great style……


  68. Perry logan says:

    Some of the advice Ambassador Rice will be missing:

    When addressing United Nations staff and members, one should turn beet-red and jump up and down whilst blowing steam out of one’s ears.

    You should say “Yee-ha!” a lot.

    Watch out for these people. They are foreigners.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WugcAuQMP1s


  69. Klem Kiddilehopper says:

    Here’s one of Boltons packs of wolves stopping the recount in Miami in 2000!
    politicalhumor.about.com/library/blfloridagopmob.htm



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