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Laura Bush on why the President was able to duck Iraqi’s shoe: He’s ‘such a natural athlete.’

President Bush has dismissed his infamous shoe-throwing debacle as nothing more than “bizarre” and “amusing.” However, in a new interview with USA Today, First Lady Laura Bush said she took Iraqi journalist Muntader al-Zaidi’s actions much more seriously. “As a wife, I saw it as an assault, and that’s what it was,” she said. “So I didn’t laugh it off.” Laura Bush also confirmed that she had seen video of the incident wasn’t at all surprised that the shoe didn’t hit her husband because he’s “very quick.” “That’s one of things I saw — he’s such a natural athlete,” she added.

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52 Responses to “Laura Bush on why the President was able to duck Iraqi’s shoe: He’s ‘such a natural athlete.’”

  1. hanshiro says:

    No wonder. He’s been ducking responsibility for decades.


  2. Jackie says:

    It was the booze and drugs that kicked in. Bush was so high he thought he was Neo in the Matrix. Did anyone notice how the people of Iraq used the heel of their shoe on the Statue of Saddam when it was brought down. Now the White House is pushing the fake story that the Shoe Story will go away in 30 years. Well sorry idiots the Picture of History will show the heel of the Shoe used against Saddam and George W. Bush. Yes the beginning and the end.


  3. Joe Sixpack says:

    Natural athelete my ass.

    Its that old training kicking in from when he was the town drunk and the times spent dodging all those empty beer and whiskey bottles down at the local Texas dive.


  4. jb says:

    If he’s such a natural athlete, then why can’t he wipe his own ass?


  5. Zooey says:

    Ducking EVERYTHING is second nature to the Chimp.


  6. tarazan says:

    He is also fast in deflecting questions..


  7. 666lattes says:

    Is this in response to the belief that he got all of his practice from dodging everything Laura’s thrown at him over the years?


  8. tarazan says:

    Too bad D.Perino is not as ‘natural athlete’ as Bush.


  9. Game of Life says:

    chimpy is a natural athlete all right.

    he did the monster mash all over the constitution.

    he did the cabbage patch all over Iraq.

    he did the tango with Israel.


  10. McWars says:

    And an athlete’s foot of a president.


  11. Game of Life says:

    tarazan Says:

    Too bad D.Perino is not as ‘natural athlete’ as Bush.

    I believe someone punched that lying bytche for good measure.


  12. enough says:

    She’s right about one thing. It is not at all funny. The anger and pain of the Iraqi people is heartbreaking.

    Pity the shoe did not land in W’s mouth and knock out a tooth or two.


  13. animalrollinsd_menace says:

    Bush is good at ducking because without a brain, the spinal cord works faster.


  14. j swift says:

    I suspect he poo-pooed it to the public, so he would look all macho and in control but he was probably really pissed someone dissed him that way.


  15. StratRat says:

    Poor dime bag Laura, bless her heart. I guess when you are forced to sleep with W, an active imagination is vital to keeping up the illusion or virility. What a sorry person she must be. The entire planet hates her husband – now thats gotta hurt.


  16. StratRat says:

    or virility s/b of virility.


  17. Bozo The Neoclown says:

    pssstt laura, you ignorant cow-
    it’s from all those years he spent dodging being sent to vietnam like the rest of the repukeliscums on your christmas card list. here’s another xanax, if you just shut the hell up for the next three weeks, i’ll let you have it!


  18. impeachcheneythenbush says:

    First of all, I think that shoe-throwing is going to go into the history books, so it won’t be “forgotten.” Rather, it’s the frosting on the shit cake the Bush administration created in that region.

    Secondly, I’ve noticed that Bush moves his lower jaw in an odd manner (from side to side) when he’s in an American speaking forum (except in front of the military). It’s especially noticable in press conferences. It was also very apparent when he responded to the shoe throwing incident. I figure it’s a stress reaction when he feels challenged or threatened, no matter what his other behavior or words accompany it. Watch for it.


  19. barfly says:

    He’s ‘such a natural athlete.’

    Who fell off a Segway.

    Natural athletes usually don’t become cheerleaders.


  20. StratRat says:

    I think Bush tried to exit through a locked door at one time, didn’t he? He might have some athletic skill, but he is also dumb as a rock (no offense to rocks). Maybe he could take Viagra for the brain. Would that work?


  21. stewarjt says:

    “…he’s such a natural athlete.” – The Stepford Wife

    Yeah, that’s why he was a cheerleader at Yale!

    Yeah, that’s why he choked on a pretzel!

    Yeah, that’s why he took a header off the Segway, the bike and so on and so on.


  22. stewarjt says:

    Sorry #20. Repetition.


  23. barfly says:

    The only reason his shoe-toss didn’t work was because the guy telegraphed it, by yelling.


  24. barfly says:

    But the footage of Bush ducking is a more powerful image. It’s in line with his cowardly character, and perfectly encapulates the Bush legacy.


  25. celtic cynic says:

    Methinks Georgie ought to take a nice long vacation in Iraq or even unescorted on the streets of the U.S.. He can walk around to his heart’s content and amaze the whole world with his ‘natural athlete’ ability whilst dodging thrown objects.


  26. pete says:

    It’s from all the practice he’s had ducking responsibility.


  27. wiley says:

    So ducking a pair shoes takes remarkable skill?

    Fine. The emperor is an athlete, a diplomatic genius, a general among generals, a humanitarian, and a fukking rock star.


  28. barfly says:

    Laura Bush also confirmed that she had seen video of the incident wasn’t at all surprised that the shoe didn’t hit her husband because he’s “very quick.”

    At ducking any sort of responsibility.

    History will regard her as inconsequential, even more of a useless appendage than Pat Nixon.


  29. jakedogman says:

    screw bush. the journalist had quite an arm. maybe the detroit lions could use him.


  30. Marie says:

    Yes, he should remain on the playground — since he is so athletically inclined. Let him duck dodgeballs to his heart’s content.


  31. Marie says:

    On second thought, he should be sentenced to ducking dodgeballs 24/7 until he collapses and dies. If he’s so athletic, it may take a little longer.


  32. calavzma says:

    As much as i hate basically everything bush does, the man does throw a pretty mean first pitch. as far as presidents go, he’s fairly athletic… but barack blows him away on that front too


  33. marlow says:

    If that Iraqi had thrown the shoe first and THEN yelled, I’d have a great picture of that size 10 ricocheting off of chimpy’s face today. Sigh… But the picture of him screwing up his face and diving behind the podium ain’t bad either.


  34. EugeneDebs says:

    HA he is such a natural PUTZ. The man is 100% pure weasel


  35. curious says:

    There seems to be no end to the inane comments by these people. All she sees is a great athlete that can duck a shoe. All he say’s is “he doesn’t know what the mans beef was.”

    This idiot married someone that see’s the way he does. In other words they see nothing. This is how they keep their lives going. By seeing as little as possible.

    Well Laura, if they ever have an Olympic event for throwing shoes, perhaps it won’t be too late for George to enter. Maybe they can name the whole thing after him.

    Please no more quotes from these pathetic people. Enough already!!


  36. RUCerious says:

    Does one have to also be a natural athlete to run over one’s former boyfriend?


  37. marlow says:

    Some good pictures up there, but where’s the one of him cartwheeling off of his Segway?


  38. sectionop92 says:

    Natural athletes don’t pickup a megaphone and try to get the crowds at Yale games to cheer with them.

    Then again, I don’t think Dumbya ever takes him neocon bloomers off for more than a few minutes to rinse and wash them.

    But I have heard several NFL football teams are interested in al-Zaidi because of how hard he chucked those shoes and the arm angle he threw them at. He’s the real athlete here!


  39. SP Biloxi says:

    “Laura Bush on why the President was able to duck Iraqi’s shoe: He’s ‘such a natural athlete.’”

    Memo to the Clown President: Fix Laura’s chip in her brain. It’s malfunction again. Bush the athlete? lol What a joke. It’s the bottle and blow that keep George’s blood flowing.


  40. CParis says:

    Shrubby “the Natural” has taken so much vacation time and spent next to NO time actually governing, that he should have been able to make the Olympic team.


  41. AlexLawyer says:

    I suspect that Laura, also an alcoholic, has given him plenty of practice dodging missiles thrown in rage over the years. In fact, the shiner he sported after the putative pretzel choking incident looked suspicious to me, as did the lack of a comprehensive medical workup that would have been given to any middle aged man who suffered such an episode.

    Bush is a fake, period. He tries to act like a jock, which his father was, but was unathletic as a youth. He walks and talks like a Texan, but isn’t it strange that the no one else in the family does? He professes to be a devout Christian, but his church attendance and tax deductions don’t match that claim.


  42. joe cantwell says:

    where are those pictures of

    him doing the pose down portion

    of the 1988 mr. universe competition?

    *

    look at those awesome pecs!

    ^


  43. shoeless says:

    Laura Bush on why the President was able to duck his responsibility for the Iraq war: He’s ‘such a natural liar.’»


  44. Razor_Boy says:

    …and such a natural moron.

    R_B


  45. Oliver says:

    I’m stilling waiting for the first port-faced buffoon to comment that “This wouldn’t have happened in Saddam’s day.”


  46. Alecto says:

    “Natural Athlete” but somehow he just never could make the team, and always ended up the cheerleader. Hmmm interesting.


  47. GL2814 says:

    I swear, she kicked her knickers off for the first a**hole to come down the pike. In this case, it happened to the idiot son of an a**hole.


  48. DNFP says:

    I knew there was another reason besides Lance “the fraud” Armstrong for avoiding Trek bicycles…


  49. Keith H. says:

    I’m fairly sure in today’s world that hitting a war criminal with your flying shoe carries the death penalty.


  50. Mugsy says:

    Sorry Condi. George has been dodging things for decades:

    Drafts, Responsibility, Laws, and now shoes.


  51. MapleStreet says:

    First, how accurately can you throw a shoe from a throng of reporters ?

    Secondly, aren’t they gonna realize that the insult was the hurling of the shoe in the general direction. Whether it hit Bush or not, the shoe itself was the strong insult and intention. Hitting him was irrelevant.

    However, in the culture of the mid-East, I wonder if the act of dodging would be seen as an act of cowardice rather than facing the insults “like a man”


  52. roscoe says:

    Chimps are among the most athletic species in the animal kingdom.



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