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Cheney on rap music: ‘I have trouble even following it.’

cheneytroops.jpgIn his interview with the Washington Times last week, Dick Cheney said that he regularly hosted a barbecue at the Vice President’s residence for “the wounded from Bethesda or Walter Reed, and their families” that would often feature a performance by country and western stars. Asked if he ever invited any rap artists, Cheney said, no because “I have trouble even following it“:

THE VICE PRESIDENT: We had Charlie Daniels not too long ago. Sara Evans has been in, people like that.

Q: No rap. (Laughter.)

THE VICE PRESIDENT: No rap, no. The country and western is sort of a compromise between old folks — you know, the big band sound of the ’50s and the rappers that the younger generation understands. I have trouble even following it. (Laughter.)



90 Responses to “Cheney on rap music: ‘I have trouble even following it.’”

  1. Zooey says:

    So the barbeques he holds for wounded vets really isn’t for, or even about, the wounded vets.

    Bastard.


  2. Game of Life says:

    A freakin bbq.

    How about helping the vets, better yet how about giving our troops what they need to fight your dirty war.

    Then again, how about not starting wars for your pleasure.

    sadist mf.


  3. Zimzone says:

    Let’s all hope Cheney’s ‘rap’ is at least 7 or more years…


  4. stewarjt says:

    Is it torture for you, DICK?


  5. Badmoodman says:

    Cheney on rap music: ‘I have trouble even following it.’»

    – - Cheney added, “I do, however, identify with the pervasive criminal element associated with rap music. Be wit dat.


  6. celtic cynic says:

    I have trouble even following it. (Laughter.)

    You’re not supposed to try to dance to it, you old fart. (Laughter)


  7. ElBruce says:

    He has a hard time trying to figure out why the brown folks seem so angry all the time.


  8. iam says:

    i agree with almost every story on this site and think that cheney should be on trial for war crimes but this is not a story…i know that you are trying, to paint him as a racist with this story and he probably is but come on, his musical taste has nothing to do with the news..good job… btw..if i was dick cheney i wowld find it hard to follow Immortal Technique too


  9. IgnoranceIsNotBliss says:

    iam Says:

    Thanks for your concern.


  10. octamethyl says:

    Dick be ‘illin.
    He ain’t no fighta.
    Sendin’ someone else
    To fight al-qaeda.
    Word.


  11. jb says:

    I’d like to see that fat lying bastard dripping grease on the barbecue spit. That’s something I could dance to.


  12. Badmoodman says:

    O.T. – -
    This is Jennifer Palmieri, acting CEO of the Center for American Progress Action Fund.

    – - re: Matt Y’s blog; you’re a bit of a fascist creep, Jennifer. Progress, indeed.


  13. Zooey says:

    iam Says:
    December 22nd, 2008 at 12:28 pm

    Is it Concern Troll Day at TP?


  14. Buckie Boy says:

    As in the movie “Dooms day” -

    Medium phucking rare – featuring Dick Cheney as the main course.


  15. Zooey says:

    Badmoodman Says:

    O.T. – -
    This is Jennifer Palmieri, acting CEO of the Center for American Progress Action Fund.

    - – re: Matt Y’s blog; you’re a bit of a fascist creep, Jennifer. Progress, indeed.
    December 22nd, 2008 at 12:35 pm

    Palmieri’s post on Matt’s blog was TOTALLY creepy.


  16. watchout5 says:

    I don’t understand, I don’t follow rap music either, and even if I did if I threw a party there wouldn’t be any rap. I don’t care who I’m throwing the party for, if my name is on the flier you’re probably going to get the kind of music I like.

    Is TP trying to criticize Cheney for not following rap? And then not wanting rap at his parties? Surely this man has done far greater crimes in this world…this article seems like a waste of space.


  17. CageyCretin says:

    Zooey Says:
    iam Says:
    December 22nd, 2008 at 12:28 pm

    Is it Concern Troll Day at TP?

    I think we have a couple visiting. Or we have one visiting who keeps changing her handle. Myself, I suspect the latter.


  18. Zooey says:

    CageyCretin Says:

    I think we have a couple visiting. Or we have one visiting who keeps changing her handle. Myself, I suspect the latter.
    December 22nd, 2008 at 12:44 pm

    I think you’re right, Cagey. It doesn’t seem to be able to disguise it’s whiny tone, despite changing it’s name.


  19. Shayne says:

    Wow concern trolls throwing their support behind Cheney. You can’t get any lower than that.


  20. RUCerious says:

    If Cheney had his way, all rappers would be in Gitmo.


  21. margerine says:

    I’m sorry, but painting someone as a “concern troll” over stuff like this is one of the idiotic things exclusive to the Internet.

    I post on this site somewhat often and I think this is pretty specious reasoning here. Just because you don’t understand the point of 100% of the posts here does not mean you’re trolling something. I guess everyone here should always have the same mindset.

    If I made jokes about Cheney’s dead body on a grill I guess it’d be more acceptable?

    It’s silly stuff.


  22. margerine says:

    Nevermind the fact that the concern trolling posts are like 10% of the comments on this so far. Hardly a “Day of” anything.


  23. jb says:

    Wash a big slab down with a pint and Charlie Daniels playing in the background would set just right….or any other music.


  24. sacopenapa says:

    The Facist pig, the WAR CRMINAL chenney should be locked up in a cell with loud Rap music playing. He made this procedure legal…


  25. jb says:

    Hey, its not cannibalism if the main course is sub-human, its a barbecue.


  26. jb says:

    I prefer my Cheney roasted alive.


  27. Shayne says:

    Are you finished whining Margie?


  28. jb says:

    Just who should play at Cheney’s BBQ? Meatloaf?


  29. Zooey says:

    margerine Says:

    Nevermind the fact that the concern trolling posts are like 10% of the comments on this so far. Hardly a “Day of” anything.
    December 22nd, 2008 at 12:53 pm

    Pardon the f uck out of me, but I noticed the same idiotic posts on every thread today. Sue me.


  30. deebaser says:

    Zooey Says:

    Is it Concern Troll Day at TP?

    I guess it must be because this story is making me a bit of a concern troll. Cheney is without a doubt a horrible person that has effed our country in numerous ways.

    I don’t rightly care whether the DJ plays Jay-Z at BBQs for wounded veterans.

    Hell if I were VP, I probably would just play feel good summertime pop songs. (Jesse’s girl, American Pie, Sweet Caroline, etc…). Does that make me a horrible person?


  31. CageyCretin says:

    margerine Says:
    Nevermind the fact that the concern trolling posts are like 10% of the comments on this so far. Hardly a “Day of” anything.

    O.k. I’ll bite. I’m bored. You see, these days there is a derth of trolls in general (I remember 4 or 5 years back or so, when several trolls were present and persistently so on every thread). Concern trolls are a new kind of troll, and, yes, the words that use to comment are what identify them as the creatures that they are. Occasionally there may be a misdiagnosis, but that harms no one any more than any other words here. Fact is, most posters here are eager to see trolls appear, for the discourse between differing opinion (instead of JUST preaching to the chior).

    With the average trolling these days (many threads can pass every day with narry a troll in sight), 10% posts being troll or concern troll makes for a clear “day of”. If you read this regularly as you state then you would recognize these things. (though I do not claim that you do not visit regularly, nor do I presume to ascribe to you any label).

    Considering how many KNOWN deaths, coupled with torture, circumvention of the Constitution and the law in general, and the rest of the list of known of strongly suspected illegal and immoral actions attributable to Cheney — yes, jokes about his fat sizzling on a barbeque are quite appropos. Even the majority of neocons will comment about how evil Cheney is. Only the hardcore of the 23%ers even try to claim that he is a good and honest man worthy of respect and praise and emmulation.


  32. DNFP says:

    <>

    How do those brave uniformed servicemen and women stand behind that 5 time deferred, chickenhawk, business suited d ouche pile-of-shit and NOT think “frag”?


  33. Zooey says:

    I think the point is that a lot of young people like rap music, and probably most of the wounded vets Cheney is hosting are young people — you know, the ones who like rap music.

    MY point is that if Cheney is going to throw a barbeque for wounded vets, it should be about them — not him.

    Sorry if you don’t get it.


  34. deebaser says:

    Should we really dogpile on an Evil Man for quite possibly the least evil thing he’s done in 8 years?

    Holding a BBQ for wounded vets is basically a good thing (or would be if he wasn’t responsible for stovepiping intelligence and put most of them in harms way in the first place). The dick cheney I know and despise would have cancelled these events altogether to spend more time at his undisclosed location.


  35. Badmoodman says:

    DNFP Says: How do those brave uniformed servicemen and women stand behind that 5 time deferred, chickenhawk, {…} and NOT think “frag”?

    – - What makes you think they don’t?


  36. Uncle Fester Lurks says:

    Now why would the evil dark lord Darth Cheney hate rap music? Listening to some of it is like torture.


  37. Marie says:

    Now we know what music to blast into your cell 24/7 where you should spend the rest of your remaining life.


  38. RUCerious says:

    Were I on the grandstand behind that fat pig, my mental pin would already be pulled…


  39. alphainfinityomega says:

    Zooey Says:
    Pardon the f uck out of me, but I noticed the same idiotic posts on every thread today.

    Well whoopdi frikin doo !! Who died and made you hall monitor around here?
    All you have become is an irrelevant CONCERNED ABOUT CONCERN TROLLS TROLL.
    Don’t you have some other ‘blog’ to attend to…Oh, that’s right, no one goes there.

    ¶ AIO


  40. jb says:

    I hope there aren’t any fights for the crispy curled snarling lip.


  41. CageyCretin says:

    Zooey Says:
    MY point is that if Cheney is going to throw a barbeque for wounded vets, it should be about them — not him.

    Oh, come on, now. If you throw a party for your small child, you play the music YOU want to hear, don’t you? Doesn’t everyone? The kids don’t care, because it is a free party. Why, just the other day I heard about a 7 year old’s birthday party where they danced to the sounds of the Pat Boone and Tenessee Ernie Ford. The place was on fire, I tell ‘ya!

    Snarrrrrrk off//

    I concur. If you throw a party FOR someone, that party should cater TO those people, not the organizer. But that is how the neocons approach governing, too — is it not? In their eyes, “Public Servant” means that the public serves them, and they do whatever they want for their own benefit. Odds are that no food was served that Cheney didn’t like, either.


  42. deebaser says:

    Zooey…

    The OP says that the event is for wounded vets ‘and their families’. Bottom line is there isn’t a heckuva lot o family friendly fare in the rap genre. That and can you name a current artist that could produce an all ages appropriate performance that would actually perform for the Vice President?

    That is a population that is indeed ‘Hard to follow’. Im sure it’s a heckuva lot easier to find/book a generic-Pro-Uhmuricah country artist.


  43. Zooey says:

    alphainfinityomega Says:
    December 22nd, 2008 at 1:17 pm

    Oh, you’re a brave one, aren’t you? Nary a peep out of you until someone else calls me out first.

    You’ve been doing a very nice job of ignoring me for the last several months. Let’s get back to that, ok?


  44. CageyCretin says:

    alphainfinityomega Says:

    Nothing of import. Suggest that she may be trapped in a psychological mire of high school or even grade school mentality (”hall monitor”). And ends with a spiteful personal attack because she is insecure about her own life.

    STFU


  45. deebaser says:

    c’mon… no need for personal attacks. where’s teh <3?


  46. CageyCretin says:

    ICEMAN: Is global warming on or off today where you are? Damn cold here, so there’s no global warming in Cretin Land today.


  47. Zooey says:

    Thanks, Cagey. :-) I think I’ll go shovel the snow that piled up overnight.


  48. McWars says:

    He obviously followed “Go f uck yourself!”


  49. CageyCretin says:

    Well, I have to admit that I don’t really care about his musical choices. I don’t listen to rap myself, nor country and western. I am also unclear as to The Evil One’s comment, because it is not clear whether he meant that he does not understand rap music, or whether he was saying that he doen not even understand country and western (his note of 50’s big band I suspect is where his musical tastes lie, when he listens to music … other than the screams of burning children (he uses that to fall asleep at night)).

    I am certain that he gets something out of these BBQ’s, though. At the LEAST he gets a tax write off, but, with the way he operates, he gets something else from it. Who knows, and unless it will land his fat @ss in jail, who really cares all that much?

    But it is slightly amusing to comment on.


  50. CageyCretin says:

    Zooey Says:
    Thanks, Cagey. :-) I think I’ll go shovel the snow that piled up overnight.

    Hey, ICEDUDE, there’s no global warming today in Zooey-land, either.


  51. McWars says:

    alphainfinityomega Says:

    What is your deal against Zoo’s blog? It’s a small community of people who not only comment but contribute. Just because the hoards don’t show doesn’t detract from the relevance of the blog.


  52. ICEMAN says:

    CageyCretin Says:
    ——————————————————————————–

    ICEMAN: Is global warming on or off today where you are? Damn cold here, so there’s no global warming in Cretin Land today.

    What is the Al Gore Church of Natural Disaster calling it now? Climate Change, Global Warming, Bushes Fault??? It changes everyday….


  53. McWars says:

    ICEMAN

    Why don’t you tell us a little bit about yourself? What brought you to being a 24/7 troll?


  54. alphainfinityomega says:

    Zooey Says:

    Thanks, Cagey. :-) I think I’ll go shovel the snow that piled up overnight.

    GOOD; you probably need the exercise and the sunlight…ya’ know, I mean, running two blogs and all.
    Oh, and take Cagey with you.

    ¶ AIO


  55. CageyCretin says:

    Zooey Says:
    Thanks, Cagey. :-)

    You’re welcome :)


  56. McWars says:

    And Iceman, what about the temperature swings? The high in my area today is 38, Christmas Day it will be 68.


  57. CageyCretin says:

    ICEMAN Says:
    It changes everyday….

    Yeah, the weather does do that, doesn’t it?

    So, global warming on or off where you are?


  58. buzzbomb says:

    Who are the soldiers at this thing? “Yah hoo, hotdogs with the criminial that sent us to fight a worthless war. Git the kids honey, this is gonna be great.” I’m sick of the army getting a free pass on everything because their just soldiers following orders. BS!!! If you support the illegal war AND help carry it out, you are as guilty as Cheney.


  59. Wayne says:

    margerine Says:

    If I made jokes about Cheney’s dead body on a grill I guess it’d be more acceptable?

    No, we would wonder if you are related to Jeffry Dahmer…..


  60. CageyCretin says:

    alphainfinityomega Says:
    Oh, and take Cagey with you.

    Awwwww. I sowwwy. I no mean to be mean. (snicker)

    O.k., I have important matters of state to attend to. Or I have to go to the store. Take your pick.


  61. Uncle Fester Lurks says:

    ICEMAN Says:
    You racist pig.
    “““““““““““““““““““““““““`
    Hey dipshit…point out in my short comment where there was anything racial. I said some of rap is torture you braindead moron!

    Now lets turn the tables and let me hear how you feel about having Barack Obama as our 44th president. That ought to bring out the racist pig republikkkan troll in you!


  62. Wayne says:

    alphainfinityomega Says:

    GOOD; you probably need the exercise and the sunlight…ya’ know, I mean, running two blogs and all.

    Does your attacking Zooey mean you are switching back to troll status again?


  63. alphainfinityomega says:

    McWars Says:

    alphainfinityomega Says:

    What is your deal against Zoo’s blog? It’s a small community of people who not only comment but contribute. Just because the hoards don’t show doesn’t detract from the relevance of the blog.

    McWars: I agree if you’re talking about MS MUSE or EUROPEAN VIEW; they are good and deserve more viewers.
    My problem with Zooey is (after she led her failed revolt against Think Progress) that she won’t allow ‘trolls’ there so she can chase them….no, she has to come here to do it.

    ¶ AIO


  64. McWars says:

    ICEMAN = no such thing. Stupid troll melted on Nov. 5th.


  65. Zooey says:

    McWars Says:
    What is your deal against Zoo’s blog? It’s a small community of people who not only comment but contribute. Just because the hoards don’t show doesn’t detract from the relevance of the blog.
    December 22nd, 2008 at 1:34 pm

    I’ll start worrying about what alphainsignificantidiot thinks about my blog, when he/she/it gets 866,000+ views and nearly 100,000 comments on it’s blog. :-D


  66. McWars says:

    alphainfinityomega Says:

    McWars: I agree if you’re talking about MS MUSE or EUROPEAN VIEW; they are good and deserve more viewers.
    My problem with Zooey is (after she led her failed revolt against Think Progress) that she won’t allow ‘trolls’ there so she can chase them….no, she has to come here to do it.

    Zooey launched TPZoo as a complement to Thinkprogress at a time where there really was a troll infestation (before registration) on this site.


  67. Wayne says:

    alphainfinityomega Says:

    My problem with Zooey is (after she led her failed revolt against Think Progress) that she won’t allow ‘trolls’ there so she can chase them….no, she has to come here to do it.

    Actually I was the first to leave TP at the time they allowed trolls to mock dead servicemen, and leave the posts up. And The Zoo was formed by several TP posters, the consensus of all of them was to ban trolls, something that wasn’t happening at TP at the time. Since you were acting like a troll at the time, of course, you were being banned from the Zoo at that time too.

    Whaaaaaaaaa! cry some more, why don’t you, maybe we will feel sorry for you, not.


  68. mausium says:

    “Pardon the f uck out of me, but I noticed the same idiotic posts on every thread today. Sue me.”

    That’s because it’s really small in the scope of Cheney’s evil.

    Sure he endorses war crimes and profiteering, but did you know HE IS A BAD TIPPER TOO?!!?

    This is the reason why I avoid mainstream coverage of the news, so many worthless “human interest” stories that distract from the problems around us. I do like thinkprogress, but I could probably live without mindless fluff.


  69. Uncle Fester Lurks says:

    McWars Says:

    ICEMAN = no such thing. Stupid troll melted on Nov. 5th.
    “““““““““““““““““““““““““““““`
    Yup, since St. Sarah Of Palin, the bimbo from Wasillas’ dream has ended after being exposed for being as bright as a box of rocks, poor widdle Iceman has resorted to gnashing his teeth on progressive blogs and masterbating to sticky 8X10 color photos of his queen St. Sarah, that is when he isn’t out raping goats and smoking meth.


  70. Uncle Fester Lurks says:

    Bah ha ha ha we have a troll whining about being banned from Zoeys blog…Oh boo phucking woo. It’s okay for LGF and other conservative blogs to ban commenters and delete their comments when they are critical of the Bushites, Palin or the republikkkan party in general. Wow what masters of whine republikkkan trolls have become.


  71. Game of Life says:

    watchout5 Says:

    I don’t understand, I don’t follow rap music either, and even if I did if I threw a party there wouldn’t be any rap. I don’t care who I’m throwing the party for, if my name is on the flier you’re probably going to get the kind of music I like.

    Is TP trying to criticize Cheney for not following rap? And then not wanting rap at his parties? Surely this man has done far greater crimes in this world…this article seems like a waste of space.

    It’s not the rap music, it’s not playing any Black music. I’m sure African-Americans feel welcome listening to CW music.

    If the bbq is for vets, then this ahole should have accommodated everyone.

    Understand?


  72. octamethyl says:

    Iceman-
    I feel you. Clearly there is no global warming, but instead the temperature of the atmosphere changes when jesus farts.


  73. DNFP says:

    Let’s be real.

    Listening to Lawrence Welk is torture.

    Benny Goodman would be a close 2nd, if it weren’t for Gene Krupa.


  74. alphainfinityomega says:

    MAUSIUM: # 72

    Be careful there; the CONCERNED ABOUT CONCERN TROLLS REGULARS aren’t going to care for that comment.
    Zooey might attack you along with her pack of snarky hyenas.

    ¶ AIO


  75. DRxJ says:

    Hey, speaking of “mindless fluff”, we’ve got AIO with it’s consistent attacks of Zooey.

    YAWN


  76. mausium says:

    “Be careful there; the CONCERNED ABOUT CONCERN TROLLS REGULARS aren’t going to care for that comment.
    Zooey might attack you along with her pack of snarky hyenas.”

    *yawn*

    My criticism is direct, constructive, and not passive-aggressive, I’m not too concerned about how it’ll be perceived.


  77. Zimzone says:

    Happy Holidays, Zooey

    Watch your back with that shovel, & enjoy a great time of year.


  78. Zooey says:

    Thank you, Zimzone. :-)

    Happy Holidays to you, and everyone else on this fine blog.


  79. Game of Life says:

    alphainfinityomega Says:

    My problem with Zooey is (after she led her failed revolt against Think Progress)

    You liar!

    Prove it!


  80. Game of Life says:

    alphainfinityomega Says:

    pack of snarky hyenas.

    ¶ AIO

    Stop quoting The Bad Girl Club’s bs. Can’t your ass do better than that?


  81. alphainfinityomega says:

    Game of Life Says:
    You liar!
    Prove it!

    It was a failed revolt, but you being a newbie here wouldn’t remember it; so STFU.
    Look, all you Zoo hyenas can re-write history all you want, but I remember the failed revolt well.
    Keep it up, you’re sounding more and more like Bush’s revisionist team.

    AIO


  82. alphainfinityomega says:

    Game of Life Says:

    alphainfinityomega Says:

    pack of snarky hyenas.

    ¶ AIO

    Stop quoting The Bad Girl Club’s bs.

    LOL Never heard of a ‘Bad Girls Club’.
    You need to get out of your moms basement and turn off ‘Nick at Night’…..and back away from the Cheetos, Clown.

    AIO


  83. DRxJ says:

    If I’m correct, wasn’t the “revolt”, as you so aptly put it, to protest the infestation of trolls derailing and/or hijacking each and every thread?
    And didn’t TP require users to register via their IP after said “revolt”?
    So shouldn’t we conclude that the “revolt” did not fail, no in the least?
    And if I remember correctly, it just wasn’t Zooey leading this “revolt”, but several others as well (Spudge_boy).
    Yet you continue to attack Zooey, who DID help eliminate needless trolls.
    So, if I may so kindly paraphrase you, AIO, STFU!

    Thank you, and have a blessed Holidays!


  84. alphainfinityomega says:

    DRxJ Says:
    ….Zooey, who DID help eliminate needless trolls.

    OMG !! You have GOT to be kidding.
    She is the biggest troll feeder out there.
    Here is her mode of operation:
    1] Find a troll
    2] Feed a troll
    3] Complain about a troll
    4] Encourage fellow hyena’s to attack troll
    5] Repeat steps 1-4 endlessly

    AIO


  85. Wayne says:

    alphainfinityomega, or should I call you by your old banned troll name, CT… you were one of the out of control trolls, best buddies with Mr. P, also writer for P-brain’s defunk TPWatch site ( maybe thats why you are jealous of the Zoo?).

    I do not forget your antics and I knew sooner or later the slimeball troll in you would show again eventually. Zooey used to try to be nice to you, until you went way over the line, when most of the rest of us had no patience with you and your crap. Now you attack her with your illusions (delusions?) and flights of fantasy.

    Keep it up and I will start flagging you myself and if enough flag you out, force another name change on you.


  86. DRxJ says:

    AIO,
    May I suggest penile implants to help booster your self confidence?
    Because I don’t think your Corvette has adequately helped you defeat your inferiority complex, and your hatred towards women.

    Just sayin’


  87. Jackie says:

    Now that Cheney admitted that the US does Torture and it is signed and approved by himself and Bush. We might see future terrorist use their policy on Americans. Maybe Dick might be able to find out how waterboarding feels and even get to listen to loud Rap Music by M&M as he’s held in a Foreign jail with now charges and no lawyer. Bush is a drunk and druggie so he wouldn’t even know if he were waterboarded and as for music well he started to move around when Beyoncé starting singing and her skimpy out fit got Bush’s total attention. Yes once Beyoncé left the stage Bush went back to sleep.


  88. mausium says:

    OMG !! You have GOT to be kidding.
    She is the biggest troll feeder out there.
    Here is her mode of operation:
    1] Find a troll
    2] Feed a troll

    Methinks the troll doth protest too much.


  89. Uosdwis says:

    If you look in the dictionary under “white,” you’ll see 2 pictures: Cheney and Andy Williams. Seriously, have you seen clips of his Christmas specials with the Osmond and Williams brothers in matching outfits? You can use their teeth to calibrate your camera.


  90. jb says:

    Cheney would make a great cell mate for Jeffery Daumer.



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