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Because that’s this webpage.

Hint: news items are automatically sorted in reverse chronological order.

Believe me, as a long suffering Illinois Democrat, I hate the fact that Blago made the selection; in fact, I hate the fact that Blago makes us all look like a bunch of idiots here in the Land of Lincoln. But such is the case.

Cheers.

Furthermore, the Illinois Secretary of State lacks the legal authority to refuse to certify the governor’s appointment; it is a menial task that does not involve the exercise of discretion. If the Secretary of State refuses to sign the certification documents, a court will compel him to do so.

Look, I don’t like this situation any more than anyone else; but both the Constitution and the controlling Supreme Court authority are clear: Reid is just plain wrong on this issue. It’s too bad that Rod Blagojevich chose to put all of us in this position, but he was well within his constitutional authority to do so. It serves no legitimate purpose to trash the Constitution and defy the Supreme Court just to prove that Blagojevich is a world class jerk.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20081231/ap_on_go_co/illinois_governor_senate_q_a_1

Here are some questions and answers about the power of the Senate to seat Obama’s successor.

Q: What is the Senate’s authority to seat or not seat an appointee like Burris?

A: The Constitution makes the Senate the ultimate arbiter of a senator’s qualification and election when it says, in Article I, Section 5, “Each House shall be the Judge of the Elections, Returns and Qualifications of its own Members …”

In any case, the Senate has final say over whether a governor’s pick should be allowed to serve in the Senate.

Q: On what grounds may the Senate refuse to seat Burris?

A: Technically, the Senate doesn’t need a specific reason; it sets its own standards for who may serve. But in this case, senators have a rule they might cite requiring an appointment be signed both by the governor and by the secretary of state. Illinois Secretary of State Jesse White says he will refuse to sign any Blagojevich appointment.

So do you wingnuts EVER know what you are talking about?

Closer you almost made it but you forgot that last “a”

What a joke! hahahahahahahahah

thanks, ickman!
another dining experience i’ll hafta try while in the GREAT city of CHICAGO!

I also hear that uhhhhbama roast hot dog weenies using branches from the Oleander bush. You should give it a try sometime.

http://www.google.com/search?q=Dixie+Kitchen+and+Bait+Shop&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8&aq=t&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&client=firefox-a

As if being linked to one high-profile criminal case weren’t enough, President-elect Barack Obama’s name may soon pop up in another federal prosecution, this one involving a massive Ponzi scheme (no, the other massive Ponzi scheme). In addition to the Rod Blagojevich pay-for-play probe, Obama could figure in the upcoming fraud trial of Norman Hsu, the disgraced Democratic fundraiser

And yet another scandal involving the wonderful all inclusive party. Can we say duped!

Barack Obama, The Restaurant Reviewer unaired video

In this 2001 “lost episode” of Check, Please!, then state senator Obama reviewed Dixie Kitchen and Bait Shop.

Our fearless leader! What a joke.

The ice or the Kool-Aid?

Goody for you, dude.

I made it!!
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Proving you can’t spell and don’t understand basic grammar was the point you WANTED to make?

No wonder they call it “Special Ed”… ;-)…