Bush hosted Limbaugh for private birthday lunch yesterday.
Bush hosted Limbaugh for private birthday lunch yesterday.
Yesterday, a fill-in host for Rush Limbaugh told listeners that Limbaugh had traveled to Washington, DC for a “secret meeting” and dropped several hints the meeting would be with Obama. When news broke that Obama was to dine last night with several prominent conservatives, speculation swirled that Limbaugh would be there. Today, however, Limbaugh revealed that he actually traveled to Washington for a private lunch with President Bush at which Bush surprised Limbaugh with a birthday cake:
LIMBAUGH: With 10 minutes left in lunch the door opens and the stewards walk in, three stewards, walk in with a little chocolate birthday cake. … And there’s a little chocolate microphone on the plate with the chocolate birthday cake. And my mouth falls open and I’m just in stunned disbelief.
Limbaugh noted that while he had salmon over rice, french fries, and a salad for lunch, the President had only a PB&J sandwich. Watch it:
Contacted by ThinkProgress, the White House said it would not release any of the photos taken during the lunch.
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January 14th, 2009 at 2:41 pmDIdn’t he give you a bottle of Viagra and underage boy toy also?
January 14th, 2009 at 2:42 pmRush says: And my mouth falls open and I’m just in stunned disbelief.
Rush, as usual, is a little slow on the uptake. I have always been in stunned disbelief whenever Rush has opened his mouth.
January 14th, 2009 at 2:42 pmBush and Limbaugh make up the children’s table at the big dine-a-thon going on this week.
January 14th, 2009 at 2:45 pmI can see why these guys would get along. They both helped Democrats get elected.
We know that Bush’s feckless incompetence made the whole Democratic sweeps of 2006 and 2008 happen. This is now part of the Bush Legacy.
But Rush also helped the Democrats, when he told his followers to screw things up in the Democratic primary and vote for Obama over Hillary. Whoops!
So, grotesque as they are, these two louts have helped us get where we are.
Tell me if you think this clip is too partisan:
January 14th, 2009 at 2:46 pmhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Paq_fIxPCM
Confucius say one cannot have a circle jerk with only two.
January 14th, 2009 at 2:46 pmMust have been some serious turd polishing going on at that lunch, huh.
¶ AIO
January 14th, 2009 at 2:46 pmHope Rush enjoyed his last visit to the Whitehouse.
January 14th, 2009 at 2:47 pmPerry logan Says:
…when he told his followers to screw things up in the Democratic primary and vote for Obama over Hillary. Whoops!
I agree, but Hillary would have won the general election as well.
¶ AIO
January 14th, 2009 at 2:49 pmButt, did chimpy kiss Limpdick’s anal cyst?
Enquiring minds want to know.
snark
January 14th, 2009 at 2:49 pm“…the White House said it would not release any of the photos taken during the lunch.”
They will be unveiled at the dedication of the Rush Limbaugh Wing in the Bush Library.
January 14th, 2009 at 2:50 pmRefreshments to follow.
Only three stewards? Rush didn’t get his Village People steward fantasy.
Salmon over rice and french fries…how many ketchup bottles were used?
January 14th, 2009 at 2:50 pmmy favorite part of rush’s story was when he described bush ordering his pbj
“i want the red jelly, not any of the purple jelly, the red jelly”
wow… i’m gonna go out on a limb and guess he prefers strawberry to grape. Who talks about jelly in terms of colors and is over the age of 10 years old? George W. Bush… thats who.
January 14th, 2009 at 2:50 pmFries and salmon certainly is unusual.
January 14th, 2009 at 2:51 pmSalmon over rice with fries on the side ? Kind of heavy into the empty carbs ?
January 14th, 2009 at 2:52 pmWhy, were you there too?
January 14th, 2009 at 2:53 pmhe did have a salad…
January 14th, 2009 at 2:54 pmTheres Bush
Rush….”and my mouth falls open”……..
‘nough said.
January 14th, 2009 at 2:55 pmMapleStreet
Not if Rush ate the Salmon raw. This lunch menu sounds a little too neat and Rushbo is anything but.
January 14th, 2009 at 2:56 pmIs it safe for the president to be eating peanut butter? I thought peanut butter was tainted and usafe to eat. Another side affect of deregulation.
January 14th, 2009 at 2:57 pmAnd Rush was paid very, very handsomely for carrying the water for Bush for 8 years. Now he’ll just spew venom toward Obama when once it was unpatriotic to not support our prez. Oh, wait. I think he probably meant it is unpatriotic not to support a GOP prez!
January 14th, 2009 at 2:57 pmWas it the big salad?
January 14th, 2009 at 2:58 pmDruged up bird’s of a feather, fluck together…Blessings
January 14th, 2009 at 2:58 pmI think I know why there are no pictures. It might have been embarrassing to watch Rush eat a chocolate microphone.
January 14th, 2009 at 2:59 pmRoket Says:
Is it safe for the president to be eating peanut butter? I thought peanut butter was tainted and usafe to eat. Another side affect of deregulation.
Bush has been running short on food tasters lately. PB&J is about one of the only safe foods on the current diet until the 20th.
January 14th, 2009 at 3:00 pmcalavzma Says: re. Bush’s pb&j
I also wonder if anyone cut off the crust for him and cut the sandwhich into little triangles so it would be easier for him to eat. And did he ride his bike afterward? Or just play in his sandbox with his toy soldiers?
January 14th, 2009 at 3:01 pmIt might have been embarrassing to watch Rush eat a chocolate microphone.
He tried to smoke it first…
January 14th, 2009 at 3:02 pmHappy Burthday Deer Gassbaaaag! Happy Burthday to UUU! And hope those last thousand calories of cake push your arteries over the legal limit…
January 14th, 2009 at 3:05 pmHey Dr. Hussein Matt:
You’re sooo cute; the only come back that I can think of is to tell you to go lick Shayne’s crusty spot. LOL
¶ AIO
(assuming, of course, you actually like “girls”)
January 14th, 2009 at 3:06 pmThe scary part was when Bush popped out of the cake and lustily sang “Happy Birthday, Mr. Limbuagh”.
January 14th, 2009 at 3:06 pmAnd he didn’t invite me!!!!!!
Ok then, he won’t get invited to mine, here……
http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=44901236068
January 14th, 2009 at 3:07 pmTwo lying Nazi traitors for the price of one. It’s enough to make you puke…
January 14th, 2009 at 3:08 pmthe Prez had a PBJ because it sticks to the roof of your mouth.
It was self defense, honest.
January 14th, 2009 at 3:09 pmSurely he said, “Freedom fries”.
January 14th, 2009 at 3:11 pmAnd who handed it to him?
January 14th, 2009 at 3:11 pmI think he used it as a suppository.
January 14th, 2009 at 3:12 pmPatrioticLiberalChristian Says:
calavzma Says: re. Bush’s pb&j
I also wonder if anyone cut off the crust for him and cut the sandwhich into little triangles so it would be easier for him to eat. And did he ride his bike afterward? Or just play in his sandbox with his toy soldiers?
January 14th, 2009 at 3:01 pm
January 14th, 2009 at 3:12 pm—-
It was probably ‘nap time’ -
AIO, not everybody is obsessed with your mother the way you are.
January 14th, 2009 at 3:14 pmto PatrioticLiberalChristian:
“And did he ride his bike afterward? Or just play in his sandbox with his toy soldiers?”
he likes to call those things airforce 1 and iraq…. afghanistan was too small after little georgie turned 7
hahahaha
January 14th, 2009 at 3:14 pm“little chocolate microphone…”
There’s just something so wrong about that.
January 14th, 2009 at 3:16 pmgeorge: “Thanks for coming today Fl…I mean Rush…”
January 14th, 2009 at 3:16 pmrush: “(smack) No prob, (slobber) Pres! You know (drool) I luvs ya man!
george: “It..it..it’s hard to talk with people nowadays, if you know what I mean… heh heh… all they want to do is ask me a lot of hard questions…”
rush: (slurp) Like what? (urrrrppp)
george: “Just like that! Now you’re doing it too! Gimmee that cake back!”
Two drug addled idiots…one a lard assed, gas bag and the other a former reichwing puppet former president.
January 14th, 2009 at 3:17 pmI hope Rush saved some of that brain food for his listenrs.
January 14th, 2009 at 3:21 pmGee and they ate cake with no natural calamity going on. A precedent set by Bush with only a week to go!
January 14th, 2009 at 3:22 pmYep. Trailer trash to the end.
January 14th, 2009 at 3:23 pmChickenhawk, draft dodgers are attracted to each other. This nightmare can’t end soon enough. I hope the Obama team cleans out the White House ASAP, what a stench of futility & failure that place must have. Especially after Rush Lardass uses the toilet.
January 14th, 2009 at 3:25 pmInquiring minds want to know if Bush said to his chefs: ” Let him eat cake.” ?
January 14th, 2009 at 3:26 pmTheres Bush
Rush….”and my mouth falls open”……..
Then he drops down to his knees and begins to service his lordship, little king pissy pants.
January 14th, 2009 at 3:32 pmHere’s another Clue for you all….
The Walrus/Gimp was Jeff Gannon/Guckart….
January 14th, 2009 at 3:34 pmdumbstruck Says:
“little chocolate microphone…”
There’s just something so wrong about that.
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Probably a code word used by Rush to describe the private parts of the under aged Dominican male prostitutes he devourers while on vacation
Rush: I’m gonna touch your little chocolate microphone now…
January 14th, 2009 at 3:38 pmMy mind seems to be in the gutter this afternoon. Must be due to the weather or the shape our country is in.
January 14th, 2009 at 3:39 pmThey don’t want anyone to see that the cake was decorated with hundreds of oxycondones and percecets.
January 14th, 2009 at 3:42 pmI’m guessing that by saying “small cake”, Limbaugh means “it did not completely envelop the table, and I could swallow it whole”.
January 14th, 2009 at 3:43 pmWow, if only Sarah was there, they could have had dumb, dumber, and dumbest.
January 14th, 2009 at 3:50 pmnow that sounds like a fun time…a coupla addicts and a cake.
January 14th, 2009 at 3:56 pmand then they swung the bat at the pinata, and scrambled as all they oxycotin and viagra flew out…
Wonder if the salad was…arugala
January 14th, 2009 at 4:03 pmI just – I know this is a little thing, but who, who in their right mind orders a PB&J sandwich from one of the greatest and most versatile kitchens on the entire planet? If you’re over the age of 10, PB&J is just what you eat when you don’t feel like making anything else, or are out of anything else. How did this man-child get to be the leader of the free world anyway?
January 14th, 2009 at 4:26 pmLardass
January 14th, 2009 at 4:26 pmOh No! Fat Bast…d left a floater!
January 14th, 2009 at 4:30 pmElBruce, the PBJ is the summit of his intellect. Just like it took 3 stewards to carry a small cake in. They couldn’t decide which one of them would have thrown it into their faces.
January 14th, 2009 at 4:31 pmSo was it farmed salmon or wild caught?
January 14th, 2009 at 4:46 pm“Contacted by ThinkProgress, the White House said it would not release any of the photos taken during the lunch.”
Of course, photos won’t released. With booze, blow, and Cheetos for the munchies for Bush and Limbaugh, I certainly don’t want to see neither of the glassy eyed idiots. And the chocolate birthday cake was probably laced with Oxycontin for the birthday boy.
January 14th, 2009 at 4:50 pmDid the president give you some oxycontin for your birthday?
January 14th, 2009 at 5:14 pmSo was it farmed salmon or wild caught?
poached
January 14th, 2009 at 5:24 pmYeah, but the peanut butter and jelly sandwich was served on Laura’s new $500,000 gold-rimmed official George W. Bush china.
January 14th, 2009 at 5:44 pmStand-in host Jason Lewis speculated that Limbaugh was meeting with Obama to advise (as if!) him that THE RICH desperately need a bailout http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&safe=off&q=limbaugh+%2B+rich+need+bailout&btnG=Search
January 14th, 2009 at 6:06 pmRush should be ashamed of himself…
January 14th, 2009 at 6:13 pmhttp://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/01/14/peta-wants-to-rename-fish_n_157836.html
Can’t both of them just go away!!!
January 14th, 2009 at 6:54 pmEnjoy folks: your tax $$ bought that cake, everything from the ingredients for that cake, to the chefs salary, to the equipment it was cooked in. Fantastic use of tax payer dollars if it gives R Limbuagh clogged arteries and a heart.
January 14th, 2009 at 7:07 pmFor all those idiot out there who thinks that Bush has any sense all you have to do is consider the company that he keeps. It is so sad that The most powerfull man in the free world would aline himself with the likes of Rush the Kluck …K.K…….
January 14th, 2009 at 8:00 pmRush got another gift from Bush that he couldn’t report. He got a big supply of drugs with the President’s blessing all while being protected by Secret Service. I hope the Obama girls don’t find any of the drugs Bush forgot and left behind as he moves out. All the bathrooms, closets, ruggs and every inch of that place plus check the grounds as Bush might have buried with the help of his thrusty dog Barnie.
January 14th, 2009 at 8:42 pmIt is a disgrace to the American people that this piece of shit step one foot into the house of the people. The entire White House should be fumigated and sterilized to get rid of the stench left behind by this pig.
January 14th, 2009 at 8:42 pmIt was especially cute how “Happy Birthday” was written on the cake in little white pills.
January 14th, 2009 at 9:05 pm“Contacted by ThinkProgress, the White House said it would not release any of the photos taken during the lunch.”
I am sure every picture had bush and rush with their pants down defiling the furniture in the oval office, stating: “Yeah, sit here President NI**ER. Heh, heh, its got my man juice on it now, Heh, heh.”
January 14th, 2009 at 9:23 pmAnd rush was just there to be the catcher for Jeff Gannon.
Did he have Kool Aid in his Big Bird sippy cup to go with that PBJ?
January 14th, 2009 at 9:54 pmCrush Limbaugh
January 14th, 2009 at 10:43 pmGreat…A drug addict and a dry drunk party at the White House, that’s just beautiful, nobody else wants to hang out with the f$cker, so Bush invites that lump of shit.
Bush you are Beyond Pathetic, a living national disgrace. Go back to Texas and do whatever you do, oh I don’t know…torture puppies or tear the heads off of baby birds, whatever you did before you become the Worst President Ever.
January 15th, 2009 at 12:01 amthat was weak sauce,limbaugh – seriously,that was the most uninteresting unfunny story i have ever heard – it is so nauseating how people like him gush over bush
January 15th, 2009 at 1:56 amI bet ya BillO was mighty jealous of Fatty Arbaugh.
January 15th, 2009 at 1:56 amJesus H! I was expecting a real cake!
January 15th, 2009 at 2:16 amA porky the pig, fat racist slob, having a bite to eat with a peanut butter eating,war-mongering peanut brain. How special!
January 15th, 2009 at 5:20 amWow Rush this is the most boring, pointless and pathetic story I have ever herd in my entire life.
January 15th, 2009 at 12:27 pmglezzery,
January 16th, 2009 at 12:24 amAre you talking to yourself? Nobody gives a shit either way. I was just passing by and whereas I have a thing about chatting up oddbalss and street people, I thought I’d ask…
I cannot believe what a bunch of pansy-a** chicken s**t liberal bastards you all our. I think you should all thank God that we had a president who protected your ingratful butt from terrorism for the past 8 years, and not come out after you for opposing him. Rush is a fantastic person who has the best interest of our country at heart. He tells the truth about life and all those terrible liberals who want to destroy our way of life. Get a life you scums and if you don’t like American, leave it.
January 17th, 2009 at 9:41 pm