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Did Cheney nod off during Bush’s farewell address?

Last night during PBS’s coverage of President Bush’s farewell address to the nation, for a brief moment, the camera panned to Vice President Cheney, who appeared to momentarily doze off. But it seems that he quickly caught himself and then sat upright in his chair. Watch it:

If so, it wouldn’t be the first time Cheney’s boredom got the best of him.



31 Responses to “Did Cheney nod off during Bush’s farewell address?”

  1. stateofthedivision says:

    It must be a Skinnerian response, think rat/pellet. Bush’s farewell was so short, how could Dick nod off if it wasn’t rote behavior?

    I must say I got a few laughs from Geoge W.’s final standup act.


  2. trooper says:

    of course he is bored. he wrote the speech. it must get boring watching your evil little brainless puppet speak the wroks you write.


  3. Another Joe says:

    He didn’t nod-off, he is no longer human, having his heart replaced with high-tech devises to maintain the illusion of life. His brain, because it cannot work without a functioning heart, has been replaced with a advanced digital processor.

    What appears as a lapse in consciousness is really nothing more than the chips in his body pausing to monitor his physical state and making necessary adjustments to keep him propped up and appearing to be alive.


  4. Jackie says:

    He could care less about Bush, Cheney only took the job to make sure Halliburton got oil contracts in Iraq and that the US taxpayers paid for the drilling. Cheney formed his own companies and is doing very well with the billions he’s used from the US Treasury. Cheney was quick to get the Katrina victims money. He did nod of as usual but hell is waiting and he has many friends down there and many up here will follow him. Satan is proud Cheney did his job well.


  5. unbelievable says:

    He didn’t fall asleep – he momentarily died.

    Then some lackey pushed a button that restarted his mechanical heart again…


  6. unbelievable says:

    Another Joe Says: He didn’t nod-off, he is no longer human, having his heart replaced with high-tech devises to maintain the illusion of life.

    Same thought I had. LOL

    I’m one of the ones who not only didn’t watch the speech, but actually shielded my eyes from it and sang la-la-la-la as I passed the big screen tv broadcasting him in the student lobby…. I’m done. Just shut up Bush and go away now.


  7. avchavis says:

    unbelievable Says:
    ——————————————————————————–

    He didn’t fall asleep – he momentarily died.

    Then some lackey pushed a button that restarted his mechanical heart again…

    UNBELIEVABLE – ABSOLUTELY HILARIOUS!


  8. celtic cynic says:

    You don’t suppose he was as bored with the same old bullshit as we are?


  9. unbelievable says:

    avchavis Says: UNBELIEVABLE – ABSOLUTELY HILARIOUS!

    Thanks… But I was only stating the obvious ;)


  10. stewarjt says:

    Did Cheney nod off during Bush’s farewell address?

    Yeah. So?


  11. DNFP says:

    Better he “nod off” than get caught “tossin’ off”.


  12. laworder says:

    Maybe dick was tired of playing Chicken Hawk all day by tearing the heads off of baby birds and screaming at the mother bird, “Bring’em on, there’s plenty more where that came from!”


  13. Jim says:

    I wonder if Cheney’s spokesperson will again say the Vice President is “practicing meditation.” And I wonder if CNN will again call that “very funny.”


  14. EV says:

    Cute things falling asleep. I couldn’t manage to stay awake, either.


  15. Marie says:

    I wonder if he will suffer sleep deprivation when he is held prisoner?


  16. Hoodathunk says:

    I knew it…he’s narcoleptic!


  17. P.D. says:

    I admit it. I watched it. You should have seen my daughter’s face when he claimed to be a friend of the environment. I thought she was going to vomit. What a nice way to end his Presidency, with complete delusion.


  18. Zooey says:

    I watched Chimpy’s final “f uck you” to the nation. Soon after, I was throwing up my guts for the rest of the evening.

    Coincidence? I think not…


  19. OneCitizen says:

    That’s why they didn’t let Helen Thomas in the room. They didn’t want to risk Cheney getting beaned in the back of the head with one of her shoes.

    BTW does anyone know what the fine might be for flinging one of these babys at a former prez or his vice while they’re, say, cutting the ribbon at some future wall-mart opening?


  20. ElBruce says:

    You can tell by the way Bush’s left hand was twitching for a moment that he was almost starting to break the grip of Cheney’s mind control. Cheney had to concentrate and refocus his powers and keep Bush on script. So it looked like he was nodding off for a moment.


  21. SP Biloxi says:

    lol Dick was up all night watching the Middle Eastern cable channel looking at the Dubai stock market to do some trading. He certainly look bored.


  22. Marie says:

    For those of you who didn’t catch it – check out this musical tribute to GWB from the Stephanie Miller Show – Tanks in my Memory is the video to see at this link.
    http://www.stephaniemiller.com/blog.php?PageId=81&PageSubId


  23. roscoe says:

    Cheney fell asleep & suddenly woke up when he felt that warm wet feeling in his Depends.


  24. LibertyLover says:

    OneCitizen Says:
    BTW does anyone know what the fine might be for flinging one of these babys at a former prez or his vice while they’re, say, cutting the ribbon at some future wall-mart opening?

    For 4 more days, it will still be waterboarding, but don’t worry it’s not considered torture. After Tuesday, who knows? It might still be gitmo, but it could be personally servicing Lynne Cheney.


  25. byline says:

    He appears to be going gently into that good night. But at least he’s going

    .


  26. jazz lover says:

    this may be the only time i find myself in agreement with mr cheney.


  27. wickedlittledoll says:

  28. trooper says:

    apparently he was feeling a little weak that day. they will just give him another transfusion of kitten blood and make him a nice crispy broiled puppy snack and he will be back to his full inhuman strength.


  29. dbearton says:

    Maybe he was passing away!


  30. hellrye says:

    Quick! Someone go notify the Jedi Console! The Sith Lord has reviled himself!


  31. youtube says:

    His brain, because it cannot work without a functioning heart cetCheney had to concentrate and refocus his powers and keep Bbedava mp3 indirush on ssohbetcript.



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