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Kempthorne’s farewell address to employees: a 600-slide homage to himself.

The Washington Post’s Al Kamen reports that last week, outgoing Interior Secretary Dick Kempthorne gave a farewell address to employees. However, it ends up it was little more than an homage to himself: “about 600 slides, each picturing the distinguished secretary, many of them taken at a national park.” One “longtime employee” groaned, “Slide after slide after slide. It was special. That’s all I should say.”

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44 Responses to “Kempthorne’s farewell address to employees: a 600-slide homage to himself.”

  1. raynman says:

    I wonder if there was slide of him using his $235,000 bathroom???

    Wouldn’t that be precious?


  2. misshusseinmolly says:

    Between his palatial bathroom and his self-aggrandizement, this “it’s all about me” guy must have been a nightmare to work for. I’m sure the employees were relieved at the end of the slide show, knowing that was the parting shot and they wouldn’t have to endure any more of this guy.


  3. rastaman says:

    shades of what’s-his-name in new orleans


  4. Nevar says:

    Any poses with the dead wolves?


  5. PatrioticLiberalChristian says:

    600?? Obviously, not all the turds went into his luxury commode.


  6. hanshiro says:

    A fractal sliver.


  7. gummitch says:

    You have to wonder why anyone showed up. Maybe there was a nice spread of food, but career employees could no longer be forced to sit through that display. Then someone would have needed to run around recruiting interns to take up the seats.


  8. paleolib says:

    To be fair, only 250 of the national park pics showed the secretary operating an oil rig or riding a bulldozer.


  9. krystalviews says:

    Isn’t this the same department that had all that sex with oil companies’ employees and snorted cocaine from toaster ovens?

    I wonder if there were slides of the orgies.


  10. joe cantwell says:

    rastaman Says:
    shades of what’s-his-name in new orleans

    *

    bobby jindal.

    *


  11. The Scarlet Pimpernel says:

    Now I get it! I knew that there was a reason there were so many Dicks in Bush’s Administration.


  12. rastaman says:

    joe cantwell Says:

    rastaman Says:
    shades of what’s-his-name in new orleans

    bobby jindal.

    NO…WHAT WAS THAT AFRICAN AMERICAN WHO HAD A TAX PAYER FUNDED PHOTO GALLERY IN THE LOBBY OF HIMSELF?


  13. Buckie Boy says:

    Dick Kempthorne – Ego much?

    And your first name says it all…DICK.


  14. Styve says:

    Kempthorne spoke in Portland, OR in early 2007 and the Oregonian kissed his ass. I published my outrage on Indymedia, followed by the original article…

    Oregonian spreading GOP propaganda without question?!?!
    author: Styve
    I caught this article on the Portland presentation by new head of the Department of the Interior earlier this week, and the lack of a byline, and the unsubstantiated nature of the claims Kempthorne made (and the Oregonian echoed) pissed me off enough to demand an explanation.

    Kempthorne is a Bush crony, appointed to a position in the department that is chest-deep in the Abramoff casino corruption, and whose deputy sec’y, S. Griles, was convicted and sentenced for obstruction of justice.

    People should stop supporting this right-wing rag!!

    ———————–

    ORIGINAL ARTICLE IN THE OREGONIAN~~

    Interior chief sees technological help
    Resources – Dirk Kempthorne worries young people have less connection to nature
    Thursday, March 22, 2007

    U.S. Interior Secretary Dirk Kempthorne said Wednesday in Portland that new technology will allow resources such as natural gas to be tapped without disturbing wildlife and can reduce American dependence on imported energy.

    He also said today’s younger generation is becoming disconnected from nature and may not care as much about the land as today’s adults.

    President Bush’s budget dedicates $22 million to restore nearly 500,000 acres in six targeted areas in the West, he said.

    “These areas have seen growing conflict among competing uses of the land,” Kempthorne said, including wildlife habitat, recreation and energy development.

    “I am well aware of friction among conservationists, recreationists and energy developers,” he told a meeting of the North American Wildlife and Natural Resources Conference.

    He added that conservation has been the rallying cry for many groups “only equaled by the cry for more energy and less dependence on foreign oil.”

    He said the administration’s goal is to deliver energy “in an environmentally sensitive way.”

    The goal also is to maintain centuries-old wildlife areas into the future, he said. “It will take a holistic approach to do this,” he said.

    The Green River Basin in Wyoming is one of the six targeted areas, he said.

    “The basin has world-class energy resources sitting under world-class wildlife resources,” he said.

    “The area has enough natural gas to heat 4 million homes,” said Kempthorne, a former Idaho governor and U.S. senator.

    “It also has 100,000 deer, 100,000 pronghorn antelope, 40,000 elk.”

    He said Bush’s Healthy Lands Initiative would develop basin resources while conserving wildlife habitat and recreational opportunities through restoration projects.

    The developer’s footprint, he said, “has been reduced dramatically.”

    “From what had been 8-10 acres per well head is now down to half an acre,” he said.

    Drilling can be done in several directions from a single well-head, he said, joking that if he had known that as governor of Idaho he could have used the technique to plunder neighboring Wyoming’s natural gas.

    He said there are risks and opportunities in conservation.

    “The risks are that our children become disconnected with nature and the traditions of hunting, fishing, birdwatching . . .” he said

    He said the number of hunting and fishing licenses is declining in most states.

    The younger generation, he said, is more organized and computerized. “The closest many children get to nature is a screen-saver fish.” he said.

    He urged children to shut off their computers and go outside.

    Today’s adults, he said, are the stewards of the land. “We have overlooked developing the next generation of stewards.”


  15. joe cantwell says:

    rastaman Says:
    joe cantwell Says:

    rastaman Says:
    shades of what’s-his-name in new orleans

    bobby jindal.

    NO…WHAT WAS THAT AFRICAN AMERICAN WHO HAD A TAX PAYER FUNDED PHOTO GALLERY IN THE LOBBY OF HIMSELF?

    *

    ken blackwell.

    *8*


  16. Exit Stage Left says:

    Just another self-important conservative doooooshbag.


  17. katy says:

    hey, TP, don’t forget about that 234k bathroom remodel:

    http://thinkprogress.org/2009/01/05/kempthorne-bathroom/


  18. stewarjt says:

    A celebration of self.


  19. Shayne says:

    No that fear has left the city more reports on the follies of the Bush years will come to light every day. For those of you who are tempted to say “enough” remember that every time one of these stories appears it makes it harder for historians to ignore them. It is important that Bush is remembered for all his errors and frailties not matter how much propaganda the right spews.


  20. stewarjt says:

  21. A Patriot Acting says:

    So Bush installs this idiot in 2006. Within a year environmental groups wrote of his reputation for siding with industry interests over the environment. He holds the record for placing the fewest number of plants/animals on the endagered list. Impressive when noting that the previous worst offender was over twenty years ago. A 2007 investigation by the Inspector General found abrasive, if not abusive management practices in his Dept. Senator Ron Wyden, chairman of the Senate Subcommittee on Public Lands and Forests, attributed the “untold waste of hundreds of thousands of taxpayers’ dollars” to MacDonald’s actions. Of the department, Representative Nick J. Rahall II, chairman of the House Natural Resources said “The results of this investigation paint a picture of something akin to a secret society residing within the Interior Department that was colluding to undermine the protection of endangered wildlife and covering for one another’s misdeeds.” Which brings us to 2008 and the coke/sex parties with energy companies and the now infamous 250,000 dollar bathroom with monogrammed towels. Somehow this man has managed a long career shouldered on taxpayer dollars and deems himself entitled to his lavish lifestyle. In reality this man deserves a long prison sentence for grifting the American taxpayers his whole life.


  22. spencers mom says:

    The ecomony is in the tank, the national debt has doubled in the past eight years… was this done on government time? And if so, how many were viewing it?

    What did We the People spend for this a$$hat’s farewell to himself?

    PEACE


  23. IgnoranceIsNotBliss says:

    ken blackwell.

    *8*

    i think he’s thinking about the mayor Ray something or other (Nayjen? or something like that).


  24. PatrioticLiberalChristian says:

    The other photo-addict was Secretary of Housing and Urban Development (HUD) Alphonso Jackson. Hint: see “Related Posts” under the TP story (I didn’t remember the guy’s name.).


  25. rastaman says:

    BING! PatrioticLiberalChristian GOT IT RIGHT…

    ALPHONSO JACKSON….THAT GUY WAS A TAXPAYER FUNDED GRANDE NARCISSIST TOO


  26. Zooey says:

    That’s my — former!! — Governor Plastic Man.
    **eyes rolling**

    Do us a favor, dingleberry — stay in DC.


  27. Zooey says:

    stewarjt Says:

    Uncle Rico!
    January 22nd, 2009 at 2:04 pm

    EXACTLY.


  28. katy says:

    um… why?

    why did you remove the content of my post #18, TP?

    very curious…

    i see now that others have mentioned the 235k bathroom as i did…


  29. katy says:

    oh… second thoughts, maybe?

    i see it’s back… cue twilight zone music…


  30. joe cantwell says:

    rastaman Says:
    BING! PatrioticLiberalChristian GOT IT RIGHT…

    ALPHONSO JACKSON….THAT GUY WAS A TAXPAYER FUNDED GRANDE NARCISSIST TOO

    *

    damn.

    he was my next guess.

    !!!


  31. Styve says:

    #22 Patriot Acting~
    Great summary! Here is a USA Today article that I posted to show that Kempthorne was a known louse from way-back…

    http://www.usatoday.com/news/washington/2006-03-16-interior-secretary_x.htm

    The League of Conservation Voters, the main lobbying arm for environmental groups, said its scorekeeping shows Kempthorne hostile to their interests.

    “During his career in Congress, Gov. Kempthorne earned a paltry 1% lifetime LCV score. Enough said,” declared Tony Massaro, a senior vice president of the group.

    Todd True of Earthjustice law firm said that as Idaho’s governor, Kempthorne “led the charge to strip protection from 60 million acres of America’s last wild forests and he’s consistently fought against protection for wildlife like grizzly bears and salmon.”

    On a new interior secretary’s agenda is the administration’s desire to open 3.6 million acres in the Gulf of Mexico to oil and gas drilling over vehement objections from the president’s brother, Florida Gov. Jeb Bush. He also would be the administration’s chief advocate for allowing oil drilling in Alaska’s Arctic National Wildlife Refuge.

    After his one term in the Senate, Kempthorne was elected governor in 1998 and easily won a second term in 2002 with more than 55% of the vote in his reliably Republican, conservative state. He spent the past year pushing for more state parks and improving and expanding the state’s roads with money raised from bonds.

    Two days before Bush took office, Kempthorne sued to block the Clinton administration’s plan to reintroduce up to 25 grizzly bears over five years into the Bitterroot wilderness of Idaho and Montana. Norton withdrew the plan five months later. Kempthorne was part of a four-state salmon recovery effort, working with Indian tribes and the Northwest Power Planning Council to try to help the endangered fish without removing dams or curtailing hydroelectric power output.


  32. MapleStreet says:

    2. Dr. Hussein Matt. May I suggest altering your wording to:

    A conservative wasting time and money – on self aggrandizing, vanity, and self delusion ?


  33. MapleStreet says:

    15 Styvie-

    How will paving everything over help our young folk connect with nature ?


  34. sectionop92 says:

    How many Dept. of Interior restroom mirrors were missing after this slideshow was finished?


  35. daveofferson says:

    I lived in Idaho for three years while this joker was governor, and this seems absolutely par for the course.


  36. Nevar says:

    Ahem…
    Dirk Kempthorne…
    (…not that there’s much difference between a dirk and a dick when it’s at your back…)


  37. Marie says:

    OT

    I saw the first press briefing by Gibbs today: you will be pleased to know that the press has learned the lesson regarding their treatment of kid gloves and soft balls for the Bushies — Obama and Gibbs will have to pay the price now. The questions were persistent, challenging and bordering idiotic at times — it would appear there will be no “honeymoon” — everything was challenged, by even those who are generally liberal-minded reporters.

    This is going to require constant vigilance, ongoing struggle, and dedicated effort on the part of TP and others to keep the balance.


  38. ElBruce says:

    You know, if the Republicans had actually bother to appoint any halfway competent people in their administration instead of all these “I’m so great” corporate cronies, maybe they wouldn’t be in the situation they’re in now.


  39. burro says:

    There’s something very perverse and f’ed up with their obsessive fascination with themselves.


  40. Leftside Annie says:

    Holy moly. Think very highly of yourself, do you, Dickie?

    *rolling eyes*


  41. curious says:

    Free food or not, I wouldn’t have shown up. I guess obedience has been forced fed them for so long they could not say no. They should have taken a theme from Martin L.King. They should have picketed with signs that said. Free at Last etc.

    A true legend in his own mind.


  42. DavidHart says:

    Wanna bet WE paid for the slides?


  43. RWeSafer says:

    That’s over 1.5 hours at 10 sec a slide. *YAWN*




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