New York baker sells ‘Drunken Negro Head’ cookies for Inauguration Day.
By on Jan 23rd, 2009 at 1:22 pm
New York baker sells ‘Drunken Negro Head’ cookies for Inauguration Day.
A Greenwich Village bakery made famous by “Sex and the City” created “Drunken Negro Head” cookies for Inauguration Day. The cookies feature huge red eyes, an enormous nose, and big thick lips. “I called them Drunken Negro Heads. What’s the problem with that?” asked Ted Kefalinos, the baker responsible for the cookies. Via Gothamist, New York’s local Fox affiliate has more:
According to one customer, Kefalinos seemed to intimate that Obama might get assassinated. He told the customer that the cookies were “in honor of our new president. He’s following in the same path of Abraham Lincoln; he will get his.”
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Has the Secret Service been alerted to this POS?
January 23rd, 2009 at 1:24 pmIt looks like the racist Mr Kefalinos needs a boycott of his bakery.
January 23rd, 2009 at 1:25 pmNow, that take “ugly” to a new low…
January 23rd, 2009 at 1:25 pm“I called them Drunken Negro Heads. What’s the problem with that?”
Some ones playing stupid.
January 23rd, 2009 at 1:26 pmPoor idiotic Kefalinos…he’ll get his. And by get his, I mean get his share of grief for being a complete racist ignoramus.
January 23rd, 2009 at 1:27 pmTruly a sick man.
January 23rd, 2009 at 1:27 pmRumor has it Rush is on his way…
January 23rd, 2009 at 1:28 pmAfter reading the Gothamist link, I am just agog at the level of cluelessness that can be found in a single individual.
Unfortunately, this cluelessness combines with a fair amount of evil as well — as demonstrated by his celebrating the possibility of an Obama assassination.
I wish I lived in New York so I COULD boycott this bakery. And get everyone I know to do the same.
January 23rd, 2009 at 1:30 pmLafayette French Pastry Bakers Inc
26 Greenwich Ave, New York
(212) 242-7580
Ted likes to answer his own phone, by the way. ;o)
January 23rd, 2009 at 1:31 pmWhat a creep!
January 23rd, 2009 at 1:32 pmVying for a job as Fox News chef, Mr. Kefalinos.
January 23rd, 2009 at 1:33 pmTed or is it Zed? Maybe someone will be goin’ medieval on him…
January 23rd, 2009 at 1:33 pm#11, more likely Rush Limbaugh’s personal pastry chef…
January 23rd, 2009 at 1:34 pmBuckarooBanzai Says:
#11, more likely Rush Limbaugh’s personal pastry chef…
Rumor has it, Rush Limbaugh ordered a year’s supply.
January 23rd, 2009 at 1:38 pmmisshusseinmolly Says:
Unfortunately, this cluelessness combines with a fair amount of evil as well — as demonstrated by his celebrating the possibility of an Obama assassination.
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Isn’t the FBI already slightly overwhelmed trying to keep track of all the chatter about Obama assassination plots out there? Funny, I don’t recall hearing about ONE, SINGLE plot to off Botch in eight years.
BUT, we “libs’ are the dangerous whackos who hate AmeriKKKa.
It must be true… Rush and Hannity and O’Rally and Malkin and Coulter and Savage/Weiner and Hewitt and the WSJ and the WaTimes all said so.
January 23rd, 2009 at 1:39 pmIt’s to be expected.
Progress is ‘moving forward.’ It wouldn’t be forward if everybody were there already. The racist element is as incensed as the many who have been involved in civil rights causes are elated. It’s only fair.
January 23rd, 2009 at 1:40 pmIt is often said that you can’t fix stupid.
But can stupid be put out of business? I’m sure there are many other fine bakeries in that part of New York pastry lovers can patronize.
January 23rd, 2009 at 1:40 pmMcWars Says:
Rumor has it, Rush Limbaugh ordered a year’s supply.
Dollars to donuts that his supply will only last him a week.
January 23rd, 2009 at 1:43 pmWow. A year’s supply of pastry for an appetite the size of Rush’s?
Is the poor racist baker gonna have any flour left over for his Kaiser rolls?
January 23rd, 2009 at 1:43 pmYep, the Obama inauguration is drawing the racists out into the sunlight in ways not seen since Hank Aaron (also number 44, by the way) was closing in on Babe Ruth’s home run record.
January 23rd, 2009 at 1:43 pmThey looked just like him. He should call them “Stupid Greek Jerk Cookies”.
January 23rd, 2009 at 1:44 pmLuis M Says:
Dollars to donuts that his supply will only last him a week.
DOAH! I should have done THE math. He ordered a generation’s supply to last him a year, but he’ll probably be buried in some of them.
January 23rd, 2009 at 1:45 pmStupid can, misshusseinmolly @ 17- Magnolia Bakery on Bleeker St. was also featured in S&City, has superb baked goods, & is in the same approx. area.
Go there instead & give Racist Ted the finger.
January 23rd, 2009 at 1:46 pmWait, are we playing the race card here? I mean, we shouldn’t be bringing up race. There is no more racism so we should shut up about it. Isn’t that the wingnut line?
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misshusseinmolly Says:
I’m sure there are many other fine bakeries in that part of New York pastry lovers can patronize.
Something tells me that doing and saying that in Greenwich Village, Manhattan, NYC is probably not great business sense. Good thing Dems are in charge now so he’ll be able to actually get unemployment…
January 23rd, 2009 at 1:47 pmBut wait, these small bakeries are the little guys, they aren’t titans like Wal-mart. I don’t think Rush’s fart-earned money wants anything to do with the little guy.
January 23rd, 2009 at 1:47 pm.
Of course bigots never see their racism…
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January 23rd, 2009 at 1:49 pmOMG! This is unbelievable. Could you imagine if somebody did this to Bush in his hey-day? The Secret Service would arrest him.
January 23rd, 2009 at 1:49 pmGuarantee that Rush will bring this up on his program next week and defend the guy, unless he’s already done it today.
January 23rd, 2009 at 1:49 pmmisshusseinmolly Says:
It is often said that you can’t fix stupid.
But can stupid be put out of business?
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Gee…
***tap… tap… tap…***
Got any other clever sayings about “Stupid” you’d care to share w/ us this fine morning?
January 23rd, 2009 at 1:50 pmI can’t stand to look at those cookies, the product of a demented mind. Is there ever enough education to stamp out this level of hatred and ignorance?
January 23rd, 2009 at 1:52 pmMr. Kefalinos needs to be visited by the FBI.
January 23rd, 2009 at 1:53 pmFortunately, I have never watched, “Sex and the urban voyaguers” (sic), so I know not of this NYC bakery. This pathetic racist guy sounds like he has a very weak ego and needs some media attention…
O/T: US military drones have fired missiles in NW Pakistan and at least 19 Pakistanis are now dead. So Obama is carrying on the Bush imperial war of terror on the third world peoples. Bombing you can believe in…
January 23rd, 2009 at 1:53 pmJust search on “drone Pakistan” in Google news and read all about it yourself.
Looks more to me like a drunk Greek that just took it up the arse.
January 23rd, 2009 at 1:54 pmThe moment anybody announces any kind of boycott against this clown, there will immediately be created a counter-movement to support him because of his views…
January 23rd, 2009 at 1:54 pmRush looks like he’s already consumed several dozen every few minutes. Boycott this bakery if you’re in NY. Spread the word and give this idiot baker an opportunity to join the lines of the unemployed.
January 23rd, 2009 at 1:55 pmUh oh misshusseinmolly, you put TRoS in a snit.
January 23rd, 2009 at 1:55 pmHow about a “Coked-up Texas Caucasian” cookie???
We could use powdered sugar to whiten up the nostrils.
January 23rd, 2009 at 1:55 pmYou lookin’ fer a piece of this beef, Wolfie?
January 23rd, 2009 at 1:57 pmRacist Baker: “What? What’d I say?”
January 23rd, 2009 at 1:57 pmOf course, if pressed, Mr. Kefalinos will say it was all tongue in cheek, that he is not racist (because his best friend is Hispanic!), and that people are too “politically correct”.
Ah, wingnuts. So stupid, so predictable.
January 23rd, 2009 at 1:58 pmI am not sure that’s the case in this instance. O’Reilly, Limbaugh, Hannity, et all treat it the exact same way: Blank astonishment, as if they’ve only seen their faux pas because of YOUR racism…
January 23rd, 2009 at 1:58 pmOh the funny Conservatives, what a sense of humor, man, they sure are cutups.
This is the prevailing mindset of they low-life, bigoted scum sucking idiots.
And YES the FBI should be talking to this criminal soon.
January 23rd, 2009 at 1:58 pm#1 Uncle Ho.
I just sent the following to the Secret Service through their online contact portal. Lets hope they show up and give this neanderthal a lesson in civics and law.
January 23rd, 2009 at 2:00 pm
#42. The Secret Service not the FBI has the responsibility for protecting the President.
January 23rd, 2009 at 2:01 pmI urge everyone to report all incidents such as this to the Secret Service. I want every single threat looked into.
This is Homeland Terrorism in my book.
January 23rd, 2009 at 2:03 pmThe Republic of Stupidity Says
January 23rd, 2009 at 1:50 pm
Got any other clever sayings about “Stupid” you’d care to share w/ us this fine morning?
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Geez, TROS — I realize not everything I say is a quotable gem, but I didn’t realize the penalty for failure was so harsh!
Gimme a break — it’s Friday, it’s been a long week, and I’m tired. So, apparently, are you. If you were close by, I’d suggest that we just blow off the rest of the day and go out for a beer together.
January 23rd, 2009 at 2:04 pmThe best from the comments:
I heard his daughter makes a yummy ‘My Uncle Took My Cherry’ Pie
January 23rd, 2009 at 2:07 pmmisshusseinmolly Says:
It is often said that you can’t fix stupid.
But can stupid be put out of business? I’m sure there are many other fine bakeries in that part of New York pastry lovers can patronize.
You took the words right out of my mouth… The village idiot, is now the baker!
January 23rd, 2009 at 2:07 pmTed Kefalinos… what kind of name is that? Greek?
Sure isn’t a proper WASP name… like Butterball, or Worthington, or Robertson.
Heh… my Yankee ancestors wouldn’t have even wanted Mr Kefalinos in the country.
January 23rd, 2009 at 2:09 pmUnlike Obama, Ted Kefalinos is one of those “self-made” businessmen who inherited his father’s business. The original owner of Lafayette Bakery in Greenwich Village was his father, Bill Kefalinos, who died in November 2002.
I hope that Ted’s ignorant-assed opinions are not a reflection of his family roots.
January 23rd, 2009 at 2:09 pmWe live in a very ugly time, with some very ugly Americans…Didn’t Limbaugh say yesterday that racism is the province of libruls?
January 23rd, 2009 at 2:11 pmTRoS, whaaadIdoo? I meant it as a compliment. I was just trying to help.
January 23rd, 2009 at 2:12 pmYeesh, misshusseinmolly thinks you need beer but I think you need tequila!
misshusseinmolly Says:
Gimme a break — it’s Friday, it’s been a long week, and I’m tired. So, apparently, are you. If you were close by, I’d suggest that we just blow off the rest of the day and go out for a beer together.
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Hmmm… I believe you’re in SC, correct? Heh… I’m in the Bay Area (SF)…
Yaaaas… bit of a drive for a beer. So’s let’s just have on online.
I’m into ales these days… especially early in the day.
January 23rd, 2009 at 2:12 pmThe Republic of Stupidity Says:
misshusseinmolly Says:
Gimme a break — it’s Friday, it’s been a long week, and I’m tired. So, apparently, are you. If you were close by, I’d suggest that we just blow off the rest of the day and go out for a beer together.
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Hmmm… I believe you’re in SC, correct? Heh… I’m in the Bay Area (SF)…
Yaaaas… bit of a drive for a beer. So’s let’s just have on online.
I’m into ales these days… especially early in the day.
May I suggest a nice Fat Tire…
January 23rd, 2009 at 2:13 pmShayne Says:
TRoS, whaaadIdoo? I meant it as a compliment. I was just trying to help.
Yeesh, misshusseinmolly thinks you need beer but I think you need tequila!
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Oooooooooo… tequila? W/ nachos? And salsa?
January 23rd, 2009 at 2:14 pmHmmmm, are those cookies as tasteless as their maker?
January 23rd, 2009 at 2:15 pmTROS- I LOVED SF when I had a tour of duty out there. If I EVER win the lotto, blow off this icebox(Michigan) and will relocate to Haight-Ashbury.
January 23rd, 2009 at 2:15 pmThe Republic of Stupidity Says:
Oooooooooo… tequila? W/ nachos? And salsa?
January 23rd, 2009 at 2:14 pm
Yuuummmmmmm……
January 23rd, 2009 at 2:16 pmThe Republic of Stupidity Says:
Got any other clever sayings about “Stupid” you’d care to share w/ us this fine morning?
Present company excepted, of course.
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tokin librul Says:
The moment anybody announces any kind of boycott against this clown, there will immediately be created a counter-movement to support him because of his views…
That I’d like to see. It’d be like the Palin/McCain rallies all over again.
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The Republic of Stupidity Says:
How about a “Coked-up Texas Caucasian” cookie???
I’m thinking more along the lines of a cracker.
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windsor Says:
Leave it to a TPer to go with a queer joke.
Yes, we’re clearly all bigots here. The Republican party is staunch defenders of homosexuality from the vile slander of the Left.
January 23rd, 2009 at 2:19 pmAh TROS — I think I got it. Finally. I told you I was having a bad day!
I thought you were blasting me for recycling tired cliches, but I see now you were reacting to my taking your name in vain (I am REEEEEEEEALLY slow today…)
Perhaps I should have said blockheaded, brainless, deficient, dense, dim, doltish, dumb, idiotic, imbecilic, moronic, obtuse, out to lunch, simpleminded, thick-headed, unintelligent, unthinking, witless — and those are just SOME of what the thesaurus has to offer. And I don’t think any of our regular posters have these as part of their handle.
January 23rd, 2009 at 2:19 pmCurlew; thanx. I still remember, all too vividly, the assassinations of the 60s.
January 23rd, 2009 at 2:20 pmWhat did the bush administration really use this ability to “mine” information for?
Did Karl Rove use NSA data capabilities to spy on Democrats ? Kerry in 2004 ?
Can you say WATERGATE?
What about Corporate America ? Does anyone doubt bush/cheney mafia did not engage in corporate spying to benefit their cronies?
The criminal possibilities are endless !!!!
January 23rd, 2009 at 2:21 pmDon’t feel bad misshusseinmolly, somebody is just being “sensitive”. He’s probably just hungry.
January 23rd, 2009 at 2:22 pmcoskibum Says:
May I suggest a nice Fat Tire…
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Hmmm… I’ve seen those in the Berkeley Bowl, but haven’t tried one yet. They have an exceptionally nice beer selection at the Bowl. i make a point of buying different ones all the time, just to see what’s out there.
Cold beer and chile lemon cashews… Heaven on Earth…
January 23rd, 2009 at 2:25 pmShayne Says:
Don’t feel bad misshusseinmolly, somebody is just being “sensitive”. He’s probably just hungry.
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And a nice, hot pepperoni pizza, w/ extra cheese, and mushrooms, and Canadian bacon, and some pineapple, and mebbe sauage, w/ some extra cheese, would go a long way towards soothing those hurt feelings… ***sniff… sniff**
January 23rd, 2009 at 2:27 pmmisshusseinmolly says:
Perhaps I should have said blockheaded, brainless, deficient, dense, dim, doltish, dumb, idiotic, imbecilic, moronic, obtuse, out to lunch, simpleminded, thick-headed, unintelligent, unthinking, witless
Are you describing Trajan?
January 23rd, 2009 at 2:27 pmGosh, people, I may have to leave early to get a cool one myself.
January 23rd, 2009 at 2:29 pmmisshusseinmolly Says:
Ah TROS — I think I got it.
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Huh??? You actually me SERIOUSLY? Heh… you should know better by now.
Care for a cold Chimay? It’s divine w/ the chile lemon cashews.
January 23rd, 2009 at 2:30 pmArrest Rove, Bush, Cheney, Hadley, Rice, et.al. Then shut down Kefilanos’s little shit-shack!
January 23rd, 2009 at 2:30 pmZooey Says:
The Republic of Stupidity Says:
Oooooooooo… tequila? W/ nachos? And salsa?
January 23rd, 2009 at 2:14 pm
Yuuummmmmmm……
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TGITF Happy Hour! Crank up the music..
Booma-chucka… Booma-chucka… Booma-chucka…
WOO-HOO!! Party on the Racist baker thread…
January 23rd, 2009 at 2:31 pmTed Kefalinos is using things that black people invented in his bakery. His refrigerator, egg beater, kough kneader and roller among some of the inventions. This is why Americans look and sound silly. The fake that he doesn’t like Obama is one thing but to use the inventions made by blacks for his successful business is another. This is one example of how ignorant the World sees Americans. If you don’t like Obama just come out and say it and stop hiding behind a cookie.
January 23rd, 2009 at 2:33 pmThe Republic of Stupidity Says
January 23rd, 2009 at 2:27 pm
And a nice, hot pepperoni pizza, w/ extra cheese, and mushrooms, and Canadian bacon, and some pineapple, and mebbe sauage, w/ some extra cheese, would go a long way towards soothing those hurt feelings… ***sniff… sniff**
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Take off the pineapple and throw on a bunch of black olives and you got a deal.
I’m jealous that you’re in the Bay Area. I was born in Marin County and even though I grew up in Seattle, SF was kind of my second home because I had grandparents who lived there. I even got to spend a portion of the “Summer of Love” hanging around GG Park. Later, I moved to San Ramon and lived there for five years.
Of course, now I couldn’t afford to live any closer to San Francisco than — say — Yuba City. Pity. But North Carolina is nice, too.
January 23rd, 2009 at 2:35 pmto quote “pulp fiction”….
i am going to get me some hard pipe hittin’ nigg** and get medieval on his aZZ
January 23rd, 2009 at 2:36 pmCanadian Bacon is just ham…
January 23rd, 2009 at 2:43 pmmisshusseinmolly Says:
Take off the pineapple and throw on a bunch of black olives and you got a deal.
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Black olives it is…
Hey, folks… turn down the music for a minute, okay? I gotta use the phone…
Yaaas, Life can be good in the Bay Area. Yuba City would be a bit of a commute…
January 23rd, 2009 at 2:43 pmPineapple on pizza? Damn libruls.
January 23rd, 2009 at 2:44 pmOld saying that no one has ever gone broke under-estimating the taste of the american public.
January 23rd, 2009 at 2:44 pmShayne Says:
Pineapple on pizza? Damn libruls.
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So where’s that tequila? You promised!!!!!!!!!!
January 23rd, 2009 at 2:47 pmCanadian Bacon?
Damn libruls… ;)
Grabs a bottle of Cabo Wabo and key limes…
January 23rd, 2009 at 2:48 pmThe Republic of Stupidity Says:
And a nice, hot pepperoni pizza, w/ extra cheese, and mushrooms, and Canadian bacon, and some pineapple, and mebbe sauage, w/ some extra cheese, would go a long way towards soothing those hurt feelings… ***sniff… sniff**
January 23rd, 2009 at 2:27 pm
To be delivered by David Vitter in Diapers.
Answer the door, it’s Depends!
January 23rd, 2009 at 2:49 pmOld Goat Says:
Grabs a bottle of Cabo Wabo and key limes…
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Does key lime pie count?
January 23rd, 2009 at 2:51 pmdbadass Says:
Canadian Bacon is just ham…
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But… but… it’s CANADIAN HAM… see? CANADIAN ham… see… it’s “different”.
January 23rd, 2009 at 2:51 pmDRxJ Says
January 23rd, 2009 at 2:27 pm
Are you describing Trajan?
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Nah — I just used him as the model.
January 23rd, 2009 at 2:52 pmYou haven’t lived until you’ve had pizza with ham & pineapples. MMMMmmmm mmmmm good.
HOLD THE ANCHOVIES!
January 23rd, 2009 at 2:56 pmUncle Ho Says:
You haven’t lived until you’ve had pizza with ham & pineapples…
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Okay, okay… make that half w/ pineapple and half w/ black olives…
January 23rd, 2009 at 2:58 pmThese despicable people will always be with us. We have a never ending supply. As one of the commentators said, “if he lived in New York, he would boycott.” Well so would I. And if the people of New York had any real regard for decency, so would they. It is like any form of racism. If you don’t attack it when it happens you can be sure it will grow. There are things you cannot let pass away. This is why racism is still here. Because the nice people say or do nothing.
January 23rd, 2009 at 2:58 pmGush durn it TROS, now I’m hungry for pizza!
January 23rd, 2009 at 3:00 pmUncle Ho Says:
Gush durn it TROS, now I’m hungry for pizza!
My favorite is Little C’s.
January 23rd, 2009 at 3:02 pmrepugs stop eating, using chocolate for 8 years…it’s too tempting for y’all.
It doesn’t look like much of bakery, it decorations looks like he is covering his mistakes. I wonder if he has a “white only” sign out side of his shop’s door?
President is more of a yummy caramel color.
January 23rd, 2009 at 3:04 pmGotta love Fridays at TP.
curious Says:
These despicable people will always be with us. We have a never ending supply.
You know, sometimes in my more bloodthirsty moments I wonder if we could really fix things by taking all of the imbecilic racist wingnuts, putting them in camps out in the country and shooting ‘em in the back of the head. Just eliminate the 22%. Then I realize that Pol Pot pretty much tried that, and it didn’t work. Plus, it’s the sort of thing a wingnut would do.
January 23rd, 2009 at 3:04 pmMmm mmm pineapple and ham pizza, yummy.
Of course, I’m betting none of you have tried jalapeño, beans and BBQ rib-eye pizza.
/No racist cookies for dessert, please.
January 23rd, 2009 at 3:05 pmGame of Life Says:
President is more of a yummy caramel color.
As David Alan Grier put it, “he barely passes the brown paper bag test.” You’d think the racists would at least try to get it right, but no.
January 23rd, 2009 at 3:07 pmUncle Ho Says:
Gush durn it TROS, now I’m hungry for pizza!
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Gosh… can’t you just smell that steaming, bubbling cheese… garlic bread…
Oooooooo… and the sound of yet another cold bottle of beer being opened.
Tee & hee…
January 23rd, 2009 at 3:07 pmLuis M Says:
Of course, I’m betting none of you have tried jalapeño, beans and BBQ rib-eye pizza.
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Why… no… we haven’t… but if you were to, oh say, bring one by, I’m sure we could be persuaded to try it… heh…
January 23rd, 2009 at 3:07 pmNew Yorkers will react… believe me.
A friend of mine once said “Word of Mouth sells lizard soup”.
It also shuts down racist bakeries.
January 23rd, 2009 at 3:08 pmMcWars Says:
My favorite is Little C’s.
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Zachary’s Chicago Style Deep dish, w/ spinach in it… hmmmmmm… Zachary’s…
January 23rd, 2009 at 3:09 pmTRoS! Of COURSE! Key lime pie! Think you can manage a pie and tequila?
January 23rd, 2009 at 3:09 pmChicken, feta and greek olive pizza with pesto sauce instead of red. Inversion IPA to go with that.
Yes, I live on the West Coast…
January 23rd, 2009 at 3:10 pmElBruce; you bet your bippy that Rethugs would love nothing better than to shoot us all in the back of the head.
January 23rd, 2009 at 3:11 pmBut don’t give any ideas to Trannie Coulter, it will make his/her mouth water and make his/her Adam’s apple grow bigger.
Anyone for BBQ chicken pizza?
Try it, you’ll like it.
January 23rd, 2009 at 3:12 pmOld Goat Says:
TRoS! Of COURSE! Key lime pie! Think you can manage a pie and tequila?
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Key lime pie and a frosty margarita? Can I manage that? Heh…
You forget who you’re talking to!
January 23rd, 2009 at 3:13 pmElBruce Says:
Chicken, feta and greek olive pizza with pesto sauce instead of red. Inversion IPA to go with that.
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AAAAAAARGH… now you guys are driving ME crazy…
IPAs are always good… and even better w/ pizza.
January 23rd, 2009 at 3:13 pmOkay… that’s it, I am putting some lucky pizzeria-owner’s kid through college tonight.
January 23rd, 2009 at 3:13 pmOld Goat Says:
Okay… that’s it, I am putting some lucky pizzeria-owner’s kid through college tonight.
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Heh… just make sure you order enough garlic bread… wouldn’t want to get caught short, would we?
January 23rd, 2009 at 3:15 pmOld Goat; you do that! Keep the kid OUT of the Army.
January 23rd, 2009 at 3:17 pmUncle Ho Says:
Anyone for BBQ chicken pizza?
Try it, you’ll like it.
I usually don’t like anything beyond pepperoni and red peppers, but BBQ chicken would be a good addition.
January 23rd, 2009 at 3:18 pmMcWars Says:
I usually don’t like anything beyond pepperoni and red peppers, but BBQ chicken would be a good addition.
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Sounds good to me! No mushrooms?
January 23rd, 2009 at 3:19 pmB-but Sean Hannity and Rush Limbaugh tell me that only Democrats are racists. Why would a New Yorker (certainly a lefty pinko) be attacking Mr. Obama?
It’s all so confusing.
January 23rd, 2009 at 3:19 pmJust doin’ my part, Uncle Ho, just doin’ my part… ;)
TRoS… yeah! Garlic bread too! Help the kid pay for those books! After eight years of idiocy, gotta re-learnify the yoots!
January 23rd, 2009 at 3:20 pmOld Goat Says:
Okay… that’s it, I am putting some lucky pizzeria-owner’s kid through college tonight.
Don’t forget the tip.
January 23rd, 2009 at 3:20 pmAnonymouse Says:
It’s all so confusing.
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Confused??? Or just hungry? Grab a slice, and pop a top.
We’ll set ya straight…
Booma-chucka… booma-chucka… booma-chucka…
Par-tay par-tay…
January 23rd, 2009 at 3:21 pmTROS- only magic mushrooms. Do some tripping. If you get what I mean.
January 23rd, 2009 at 3:21 pmOld Goat Says:
TRoS… yeah! Garlic bread too! Help the kid pay for those books! After eight years of idiocy, gotta re-learnify the yoots!
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And feed the masses… but for the GOOpers… crow, served cold.
January 23rd, 2009 at 3:22 pmThe Republic of Stupidity Says:
Sounds good to me! No mushrooms?
NEVER liked Mushrooms. Sorry, TRoS, I’ve been properly ridiculed for my plain tastes.
January 23rd, 2009 at 3:22 pmHas anyone else noticed this? ruptured rectum has been unusually quiet the last few days(unless I missed it).
Is he THAT depressed, or just laying low?
January 23rd, 2009 at 3:23 pmMcWars Says:
NEVER liked Mushrooms. Sorry, TRoS, I’ve been properly ridiculed for my plain tastes.
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Who said anything ’bout ridiculing ya? It’s TP’s TGIF Happy Hour!!!!!!!! Woohoo!
January 23rd, 2009 at 3:23 pmThe blatant unapologetic racists are everywhere, time to hold them accoutable. That is my comment when you get there:
http://obamiconme.pastemagazine.com/entries/359436-field-negro.html
January 23rd, 2009 at 3:25 pmRR is probably looking for something original to misquote from the one book on his shelf.
January 23rd, 2009 at 3:25 pmUncle Ho Says:
Is he THAT depressed, or just laying low?
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Awww… he’s just busy fixing all the damage we did to his house… and his psyche… heh… prolly talking to lawyers about suing us all too… for emotional distress…
January 23rd, 2009 at 3:26 pmIf I were elected president, I’d have to beg the WH chef not to go, for there’s no incentive to stick around to make grilled cheese sandwiches and spaghetti day-in-day-out.
I’d also provide laxatives and free pizza to help Americans cope with their lousy choice for a president.
January 23rd, 2009 at 3:27 pmUncle Ho Says:
TROS- only magic mushrooms.
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Oooooooooo… heh… this party is shifting gears!
January 23rd, 2009 at 3:27 pmWho said anything ’bout ridiculing ya? It’s TP’s TGIF Happy Hour!!!!!!!! Woohoo!
I wish I had your tastes, TRoS, just don’t let my plain tastes ruin the spirit!
January 23rd, 2009 at 3:28 pmTROS says; Ooooooooooo…heh.. this party is shifting gears!
Damn! Now, just where did I leave my roach clip?
January 23rd, 2009 at 3:32 pmI was going to make a pot of chili for dinner but now I have to order a pizza. You people are turning me into the worst wife in the country.
January 23rd, 2009 at 3:32 pmMcWars Says:
I wish I had your tastes, TRoS, just don’t let my plain tastes ruin the spirit!
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Grilled cheese? Sounds pretty good. Ever do that w/ Muenster cheese? Swiss?
January 23rd, 2009 at 3:33 pmDon’t you meant the damage Zooey did to his house. He’s probably using his mean government contractor skills to track her down.
January 23rd, 2009 at 3:34 pmShayne Says:
I was going to make a pot of chili for dinner but now I have to order a pizza. You people are turning me into the worst wife in the country.
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Lemming chili for all the cubs? Where’s the tequila…??? YOU PROMISED!!!
January 23rd, 2009 at 3:34 pmHere’s a shot of Patron for you, quit your whining. Lime? Lime is for wimps.
January 23rd, 2009 at 3:36 pmUncle Ho Says:
Damn! Now, just where did I leave my roach clip?
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PSSSSSSSSSSSSH… PSSSSSSSSSSSSH… Ah… ***cough***
Uh… are you looking for this? Heh… Sorry… it was just sitting there on the edge of the ash tray, calling my name…
“Ooooooo TRoS… over here…”
January 23rd, 2009 at 3:36 pmShayne Says:
Don’t you meant the damage Zooey did to his house. He’s probably using his mean government contractor skills to track her down.
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Oh… Zooey may have started it, but we all pitched in after a bit.
I personally made the milk in his fridge so sour, and caused him to run out of hot water right in the middle of his shower.
January 23rd, 2009 at 3:38 pmDamn. I saw the comment count jump and I figgered we’d had a troll sighting. But here I find you’re all just discussing favorite pizza toppings.
By the way, I stick with the basics — pepperoni or sausage.
If I feel like getting exotic, I’ll go for a white pie with Spinach. Unfortunately, I’m in SoCal, so good pizza is hard to find.
My 2 cents.
January 23rd, 2009 at 3:43 pmTROS;
sniff, sniff. What’s that funny smell? Is that incense?
January 23rd, 2009 at 3:47 pmspinach? EEEEEWWWWW!!!! Gross!
January 23rd, 2009 at 3:47 pmDr. Hussein Matt Says:
I’m sure he’ll have his own program on Faux by the end of the month.
Heh. I hear Ted the Baker is going to be a war correspondent.
/snark
January 23rd, 2009 at 3:49 pmLeftside Annie; Only faux plumbers can be War correspondents dncha know?
January 23rd, 2009 at 3:52 pmUncle Ho Says:
TROS;
sniff, sniff. What’s that funny smell? Is that incense?
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Uh… yeeeeeah… that’s what it is… “incense”… heh…
Strictly for religious purposes, too…
January 23rd, 2009 at 3:55 pmIn the village? I doubt it. I’ve never seen Sex in the City but I have been to places that I learned at the time “OMG THIS WAS IN SEX IN THE CITY”… Yeah… usually it featured overpriced garbage.
January 23rd, 2009 at 3:56 pmPineapple on pizza? Damn libruls.
West coast baby!!!
January 23rd, 2009 at 4:00 pmNot garlic bread. Hot wings on the side.
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Anonymouse Says:
B-but Sean Hannity and Rush Limbaugh tell me that only Democrats are racists. Why would a New Yorker (certainly a lefty pinko) be attacking Mr. Obama?
No, we’re racists for criticizing him for doing that. See how it works?
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Fred Says:
The blatant unapologetic racists are everywhere, time to hold them accoutable. That is my comment when you get there:
Somebody pass the roach Fred’s way. You need to chill, Fred. That’s Malcolm X pictured there, and I think the caption is intended as a complimentary reference to his own speech. Check it out:
Given the context of his own reference, “field negro” is intended as a compliment.
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Uncle Ho Says:
Has anyone else noticed this? ruptured rectum has been unusually quiet the last few days(unless I missed it).
No buttsecks threads for a little while. That’s all he cares about anyway.
January 23rd, 2009 at 4:02 pmDr. Hussein Matt Says:
Pineapple and “Canadian” ham/bacon is awesome!
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See??? All you doubters??? And you criticized my choice earlier!
January 23rd, 2009 at 4:03 pmThe Republic of Stupidity Says:
I personally made the milk in his fridge so sour…
A WITCH!!!
January 23rd, 2009 at 4:04 pmElBruce Says:
That’s Malcolm X pictured there…
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I thought I recognized Malcolm there…
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Somebody pass the roach Fred’s way…
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PSSSSSSSSSSSSHT… PSSSSSSSSSSSHT… ***cough***
Huh? Oh, sorry, Fred… didn’t mean to bogart it. Here…
January 23rd, 2009 at 4:06 pmElBruce Says:
A WITCH!!!
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Where???? Where?????
January 23rd, 2009 at 4:07 pmElBruce Says:
Game of Life Says:
President is more of a yummy caramel color.
As David Alan Grier put it, “he barely passes the brown paper bag test.” You’d think the racists would at least try to get it right, but no.
He is soooo funny!
January 23rd, 2009 at 4:13 pmVILLAGER #1: We have found a witch. May we burn her?
January 23rd, 2009 at 4:14 pmCROWD: Burn her! Burn! Burn her! Burn her!
McWars Says:
Grilled cheese? Sounds pretty good. Ever do that w/ Muenster cheese? Swiss?
Sometimes I throw some shredded cheese in there, other times w Kraft singles with a little butter, or bacon. Do you like bacon on your pizza?
My local Little Caesars, which went up just several months ago, is hurting business at other chains at just $5 a pizza. It also comes with a very cheesy dip. Don’t forget the greatest bread sticks ever known to man.
January 23rd, 2009 at 4:23 pmIt always comes out sounding like ere…cough cough….
tanks, tgif.
January 23rd, 2009 at 4:26 pmI just had an odd thought: would it be OK with the wingnuts if we feed this guy’s “negro” cookies to the terrorists? Because as an unrepentant liberal, I really want to feed some cookies to the terrorists.
January 23rd, 2009 at 4:39 pmWonder if this could be construed as a “terrorist threat against our President” under the Patriot Act.
January 23rd, 2009 at 4:40 pmDrunken beef with Jack Pepper BBQ, Vidalia onions, banana peppers and lots of cheese. And cold Corona with lime.
Rule #1 for pizza:no fish, no fruit.
January 23rd, 2009 at 4:40 pmMcWars Says:
Sometimes I throw some shredded cheese in there, other times w Kraft singles with a little butter, or bacon. Do you like bacon on your pizza?
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Bacon on pizza? Works for me… heh… but then, I’ve hardly heard a suggestion here today for toppings that didn’t work.
January 23rd, 2009 at 4:43 pmHoodathunk Says:
Drunken beef with Jack Pepper BBQ, Vidalia onions, banana peppers and lots of cheese. And cold Corona with lime.
Rule #1 for pizza:no fish, no fruit.
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Oh… one of those gourmet pizza types…
Never, ever pineapple, at all?
But the Corona is fine… a very decent beer.
January 23rd, 2009 at 4:45 pmok, I have had what they called a Hawaiian pizza with CB and pineapple that was pretty good. (Don’t know why CB was considered Hawaiian tho) And I have been known to partake in the occasional anchovy.
January 23rd, 2009 at 4:50 pmHoodathunk Says:
ok, I have had what they called a Hawaiian pizza with CB and pineapple that was pretty good.
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Yeaaaah… good point. Why do they call it Hawaiian if it has CB on it? Mebbe they could call it the Canucker.
But… I have had that combo and it is good.
January 23rd, 2009 at 4:57 pmThat’s two rules.
January 23rd, 2009 at 5:14 pmTwo items, one rule? I couldn’t prioritize.
January 23rd, 2009 at 5:16 pmHere’s something for the fat baker man Kefalinos to chew on. Lets see how long you stay in business if no one but the racist redneck eat your goods. I say to the people of Greenwich Villege, “find another place to get your morning pastries and let Kefalinos see if there is any harm in that.”
January 23rd, 2009 at 5:17 pm#
The Republic of Stupidity Says:
Dr. Hussein Matt Says:
Pineapple and “Canadian” ham/bacon is awesome!
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See??? All you doubters??? And you criticized my choice earlier!
Up here in Canada, we call this one the Hawaiian pizza.
BTW, Canadian bacon is the same as American bacon, or bacon if you will. Of course we do also eat lots of Canadian ham which is the same as American ham, or ham if you will. We do have something called Canadian Back Bacon, which is a specific cut of regular ham and is very close to what you get for bacon in Briton when you order and “Full English” breakfast.
Ahh the pig, my favorite animal to eat. Not to be confused with the fascist pig, which leaves destruction in it’s wake and a bad taste in all decent people’s mouths.
January 23rd, 2009 at 5:39 pmNo doubt Kefalinos is going to run to head the RNC soon.
January 23rd, 2009 at 5:57 pmclams and chorizo
January 23rd, 2009 at 6:47 pmshrimp and feta
dbad, that first one sounds decadent and guaranteed to make a progressive dream like a Repug.
January 23rd, 2009 at 6:57 pm_______
Dr. Hussein Matt Says:
You can always tell if someone is a reich-winger…they whine that they were taken out of context.
January 23rd, 2009 at 3:47 pm
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Not always:
The Republic of Stupidity Says:
Nice work, toasterhead. That always was g_g’s MO – taking someone’s statements out of context as so to alter their real meaning. Just nasty behavior…
December 12th, 2008 at 10:41 am
January 23rd, 2009 at 8:50 pmIt wasn’t until I hung up the phone that I made the connection between this post and ordering pizza. I’m trying to remember the last time I ordered Pizza. It was March, I think. Whoo. You guys are good.
January 23rd, 2009 at 8:51 pmupright left Says:
The Republic of Stupidity Says:
Nice work, toasterhead. That always was g_g’s MO – taking someone’s statements out of context as so to alter their real meaning. Just nasty behavior…
December 12th, 2008 at 10:41 am
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What in Dog’s name are you talking about?
Heh… if I didn’t know better, I’d say someone hurt your widdle feelings back in December. Too bad you’re so late to the party. Pizza’s all gone… ;-D!!!
January 23rd, 2009 at 9:05 pmwiley Says:
Whoo. You guys are good.
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Heh… save a slice for Wrongie… seems to have his panties bunched up over something.
January 23rd, 2009 at 9:06 pm______
The Republic of Stupidity Says:
What in Dog’s name are you talking about?
Heh… if I didn’t know better, I’d say someone hurt your widdle feelings back in December. Too bad you’re so late to the party. Pizza’s all gone… ;-D!!!
January 23rd, 2009 at 9:05 pm
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Thanks for the concern for my feelings, bud, but you needn’t worry. Anonymous comments on blogs don’t mean near enough to me to hurt my feelings. Actually, I had no involvement with that comment. It simply illustrates that it’s not just righties who “whine that they were taken out of context.” ;)
January 23rd, 2009 at 10:21 pmI don’t worry about your feelings, but I do worry about your mental health.
Going back thru a month and a half of threads, and thousands of posts, to find just the right one? Tsssk tsssk tsssk, Li’l Wrongie… you need to get out more.
BTW, your comment doesn’t make any sense… who was whining? Other than you?
;-D!
January 23rd, 2009 at 10:32 pm______
The Republic of Stupidity Says:
I don’t worry about your feelings, but I do worry about your mental health.
Going back thru a month and a half of threads, and thousands of posts, to find just the right one? Tsssk tsssk tsssk, Li’l Wrongie… you need to get out more.
BTW, your comment doesn’t make any sense… who was whining? Other than you?
;-D!
January 23rd, 2009 at 10:32 pm
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Well, bud, you needn’t worry about my mental health either. Laughter is the best medicine and you keep me laughing with the little scenarios that you all play out, like with the pizza. Most adults would have let it go long ago, but you’ve managed to hang on to your child-like qualities so that you can just go on and on and on.
As for the “thousands of posts,” see that little box up top with the magnifier icon? That’s a search feature. You just type in the right word and, like magic, the post you are looking for appears. Thousands? That would be silly, but 6 or 8 is reasonable to correct a misconception. You would want someone to tell you if you were posting incorrect information wouldn’t you?
If you really don’t get the post (and why on earth would you play dumb about it) perhaps you should go back and read the original post to which I responded. ;)
January 23rd, 2009 at 11:11 pmUncle Ho Says:
Has anyone else noticed this? ruptured rectum has been unusually quiet the last few days(unless I missed it).
Is he THAT depressed, or just laying low?
Now see here, Uncle Ho–I was JUST relaxing into the delights of Friday night and pizza and beer and key lime pie, ande you had to mention HIM. There go all my gourmandizing fantasies!
January 24th, 2009 at 1:39 am_______
republicans hate facts Says:
But you’re SO GOOD AT IT – considering it’s about the ONLY THING YOU EVER OFFER TO THE WORLD!! ;)
January 24th, 2009 at 2:53 am
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Hmmm, pointing out mistakes vs calling people c*nt and ROTFL?
January 24th, 2009 at 8:10 amYep, I’m good, thanks. ;)
I stopped gong to this place when they sold it.
January 24th, 2009 at 11:40 amAnd now I wish I never went.
Kefalinos apologized, not for making the offense, but “that people were offended.” Not good enough. Boycott Lafayette French Pastry.
January 24th, 2009 at 10:42 pmThis is really very sad….Is the Bakery still standing??? Has some drunk person’s alcohol spilled and his cigarette lighter gone off by accident in the bakery????
January 25th, 2009 at 10:50 amyardie, I agree it is sad -and disgusting- but I can’t agree with violence. There are peaceful ways to register opposition.
January 25th, 2009 at 12:52 pmNo one said anything when he was selling the Drunken Redneck cookies when Bush won re-election.
January 26th, 2009 at 2:47 pmButch, proof of your claim please.
January 27th, 2009 at 12:06 amI can’t believe you left wing idiots. You freaks have forgotten all the references to assasination toward Bush the whole term as well as in movies. HA HA HA. You get yours. It is our turn to put YOUR Mr. Obama (he doesn’t deserve the title President in my book. He is not my President). Free speech you freaks
January 27th, 2009 at 11:23 pmSTFU blackpuppy fact is W looked like a money and Obama doesn’t.
February 18th, 2009 at 1:10 pmFreedom of speech at work! While I do not like what this man did, he has every right to state his opinion in what-ever peaceful way he wishes. Just as everyone posting here has the right to trash him for his opinion!
April 30th, 2009 at 9:33 pm