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Conservatives’ 40-Minute Tribute To Bush On House Floor: He Was A ‘Knowing Lion’ Who ‘Walked Among Us’

George W. Bush is gone from office…but he is not forgotten, at least not by Reps. Trent Franks (R-AZ), Mike Pence (R-IN), and Steve King (R-IA). On Thursday, the three men spent almost 40 minutes delivering their final love letters to Bush. Some highlights:

– FRANKS: “President Bush often had to walk like a knowing lion — like a knowing lion, Mr. Speaker, through the chattering of hyenas. … [I]f those critics do not devour themselves in the meantime, Mr. Speaker, they may face the bared teeth of an enemy that will make us all wish the lion still walked among us.”

– PENCE: “I truly believe that this nation owes a debt of gratitude to George W. Bush.”

– KING: “I’m here to say thank you to President Bush for the things that he has done when he’s had his steady hand on the till of leadership, and especially with our national defense.”

At one point, Franks began to tear up when talking about how Bush made the country “brighter” and “more hopeful” for his children. Throughout the 40 minutes, they also compared Bush to Abraham Lincoln and Winston Churchill. Watch some highlights:

(HT: CSPAN Junkie)

Transcript:

FRANKS: Now Mr. Speaker, since it is Jan. 22, and since we have made a great transition in this country, I feel like it is also appropriate for me tonight to say some words in tribute to one George Walker Bush. [...]

Throughout his war on terrorism, and our war on terrorism, President Bush often had to walk like a knowing lion — like a knowing lion, Mr. Speaker, through the chattering of hyenas. And endure the incessant insults and thoughtless criticisms of those whose vision only reached to the selfish partisan advantage of the moment.

But if those critics do not devour themselves in the meantime, Mr. Speaker, they may face the bared teeth of an enemy that will make us all wish the lion still walked among us. [...]

PENCE: So I stand here today, not as a vacuous apologist for President George W. Bush, but I come here today among other cherished colleagues — like the gentleman from Iowa — simply to say that I truly believe that this nation owes a debt of gratitude to George W. Bush. [...]

KING: I’m here to say thank you to President Bush for the things that he has done when he’s had his steady hand on the till of leadership, and especially with our national defense. [...]

FRANKS: Mr. Speaker, if I could just talk to him face-to-face, I think I would just say something like this. … I would say, “Thank you, Mr. President, for protecting my two babies, Joshie (sp?) and Gracie. Thank you that they will live in a brighter, more hopeful future, because you were once president of the United States.” [...]

PENCE: And George W. Bush showed the courage of his convictions in defending this country, and he also showed, through his fealty to his wife, through his integrity in office, the administration of what it is to provide good and decent government. And to be an example to the American people and our families and our children. For that we owe him a debt, and I’m pleased to rise today to pay some small amount toward that. [...]

KING: So I want to say in conclusion — Mr. Speaker, I want the message to be echoed to President Bush — thank you for the people in Iraq and Afghanistan, that they can go to the polls and vote, breathe free air, and direct their national destiny, and become our allies in this quest for freedom. The right of every man and every woman and every person to be free. The right to life that every man and every person has, and I ask, Mr. Speaker, that the President also be thanked for his stance on life and freedom. [...]

FRANKS: Today has been sort of a remembrance of heroes. We talked a lot about George Bush, we talked a lot about Abraham Lincoln. In a sense its sort of appropriate to do that on Jan. 22, isn’t it?



154 Responses to “Conservatives’ 40-Minute Tribute To Bush On House Floor: He Was A ‘Knowing Lion’ Who ‘Walked Among Us’”

  1. roscoe says:

    The blind, ignorant lemmings follow their leader into the abyss.


  2. grover nerdkissed says:

    isnt it illegal to lead a circle jerk on the House floor?


  3. Old Goat says:

    Jeebers, did they join in a chorus of “The Circle of Life” while holding hands too?

    Circle jerks.


  4. bonzo 1958 says:

    Hell no I won’t watch and you can’t make me.


  5. Bozo The Neoclown says:

    “At one point, Franks began to tear up when talking about how Bush made the country “brighter” and “more hopeful” for his children.”

    Another GOPus*sy crying like a little beyotch on the floor of the House. Sounds like he’s gunning for house MINORITY leader with those antics.


  6. roscoe says:

    Never before has been being called a lion, meant so little. It is going to be a great 8 years with Obama as President.


  7. Old Goat says:

    He Was A ‘Knowing Lion’ Who ‘Walked Among Us’”

    More like the monkey who aped the lion.


  8. tomcat27834 says:

    The wold “LYING” would be more appropriate.

    He LIED about Iraqs involvment during the 9/11 attack by boxcutter-wielding thugs.

    He LIED about NSA wiretapping on Americans citizens.

    He LIED about being a “uniter, nother a divider.”

    The man, George W. Bush was arrogant, incompetent and never DESERVED the privelege of being the self-proclaimed DECIDER of the free world.

    A LION he is not.


  9. Hoodathunk says:

    a last groan of defiance because they know they are going to be seriously spanked real soon.

    It must be hard for these types to know their big dog just walked off and left them hanging in the breeze. Batten the hatches, puppies, it’s going to be at least a Category 5.


  10. Georgette Orwell says:

    Having had a late breakfast, there’s no way I’ll watch. It was bad enough reading excerpts!


  11. hivanh says:

    We usually treat such delusional behavior with drugs and hospitalization. Who let these guys out?


  12. Wayne A. Schneider says:

    Sheesh, I’m having a hard enough time trying to convince one of my friends to watch Wiliam Shatner “sing” Rocket Man”, and you want us to watch this?


  13. celtic cynic says:

    At one point, Franks began to tear up when talking about how Bush made the country “brighter”

    Brighter, as in the flash of an atomic bomb?


  14. Exit Stage Left says:

    Hard to believe these ignorant morons just got (re)elected last November. Their dumstituents must be in as deep of denial as they are.


  15. Bozo The Neoclown says:

    i think for any and all upcoming elections, the democrats should just run footage of various repukelicans crying on the house floor and at the end a voice over questioning, “and these men claim they are strong on defense”.

    The only drawback is the commercial would last ten,fifteen hours.


  16. Old Goat says:

    “At one point, Franks began to tear up when talking about how Bush made the country “brighter” and “more hopeful” for his children.”

    Yeah, HIS children…


  17. Wayne A. Schneider says:

    celtic cynic Says:

    At one point, Franks began to tear up when talking about how Bush made the country “brighter”

    Brighter, as in the flash of an atomic bomb?

    Probably more like a giant spotlight in the eyes of an interrogated suspect, which is likely an authorized technique in the Army Field Manual.


  18. Hoodathunk says:

    Bush did sort of resemble a lion in that the head of the pride generally lays around and lets the rest of the crew do the dirty work. Mostly the females hunt and the undermales split their time amongst chasing available females, bickering amongst themselves and wondering when it will be time to challenge the big guy without getting their asses handed to them.

    Sort of sounds like the past 8 years.


  19. Old Goat says:

    Is it just me, or is this like the creepy guy obsessing over the girl who left him after an 8 year h@ndjob?


  20. rollotomasi says:

    tomcat27834 Says:

    A LION he is not.

    Lyin’ SOB is more like it.


  21. Bozo The Neoclown says:

    bush has reminded me too, of a lion. the cowardly lion from the wizard of oz.

    draft-dodging awol coward who for the past eight years treated our military like he was playing with his tin soldiers in a sandbox.


  22. Klem Kiddilehopper says:

    I feel sorry for the cleaning crew! With the floor being littered with spent condoms,and handfulls of wet tissue paper,I surely hope they wore bio suits, and scrubbed up real good after they’re done cleaning!


  23. Badger says:

    PENCE: “I truly believe that this nation owes a debt of gratitude to George W. Bush.”

    Absolutely! Without President Bush’s special “gifts”….

    The Democrats would not have Won the last two elections in landslides.


  24. Old Goat says:

    Jeez, and people were wondering where Jon Stewart was going to get material now that Obama is President. ;)


  25. spencers mom says:

    FRANKS: “President Bush often had to walk like a knowing liar — like a knowing liar, Mr. Speaker, through the chattering of hyenas. … [I]f those critics do not devour themselves in the meantime, Mr. Speaker, they may face the bared teeth of an enemy that will make us all wish the liar still walked among us.”

    There ya go, Mr. Franks, I fixed the spelling errors in your tribute.

    Two quick questions: Did any Democrats sit through this love fest? And what’s with the GOPers and all the crying?

    PEACE



  26. dbadass says:

    Knowing Lion
    Walked Among Us

    This is some seriously weird shit…


  27. Abu Ben Hussein Leporello says:

    A spoiled, mean spirited, selfish, self-centered, obstinate, narcissistic frat boy is magically transformed into a lion? The lap-dog, spineless Democratic opposition are magically transformed into hyhenas? Lord, I’ve heard of living in a fantasy world, but this is Absurd! Here’s an appropriate qoute from Heine :
    Ordinarily he is insane, but he has his lucid moments when he is only stupid.


  28. toonguy says:

    Well, at least it’ll make ‘em easier to spot. Pay attention, folks. Here’s the guys who will never, ever lift a finger to help the underpriveledged or make our land, air, water or food safe. These are the men who can be counted on to build straw men and hide behind a tattered flag to defend their actions.


  29. Red Pill says:

    Maybe Franks and Boehner can hook up and screen “Terms of Endearment” and “Steel Magnolias” together. Whatcha’ wanna bet that, if a Dem openly wept on the House floor, the Rethugs would call him/her out as soft?


  30. Wayne A. Schneider says:

    I’m missing something. What’s the connection between the date, January 22, and either Bush or Lincoln? I’m sure they both went to the bathroom that day, but what else happened?


  31. Dirty Hippie says:

    Knowing Lion?

    More like ignorant, fearmongering PUSSY


  32. ScrewBush says:

    FANTASTIC !!!

    Come on folks, get on board. Write these guys and thank them. Tell them they didn’t go far enough in praising The Bush.

    In 2010 I want the GOP to be identified with Bush, still listening to Karl, and offering America Hate and Fear. We should all encourage them to stay on the same track, and to ride those rails right off the edge of that cliff where the bridege to nowhere was going to be built… oops.


  33. Theresa says:

    Yeah, Bush was a knowing lion and lions are predators.


  34. politicscorner says:

    What a waste of legislative time. Oh well, maybe now that they’ve got that off their chests they’ll shut up … not likely.


  35. Badger says:

    What’s the connection between the date, January 22, and either Bush or Lincoln?

    Good Question, Wayne.

    George Washington was born on the 22 of February.

    Could it be that Rep. Franks got the Month Wrong…and the President Wrong… yet still knows what day it is????


  36. kasinca says:

    So these are some of the wingunts in the 22% who still made excuses for the complete failed shrub.


  37. rmwarnick says:

    Bush was lyin’ –knowingly. Why wasn’t he impeached?


  38. Witch1 says:

    I wonder if these crazie’s are some of the adoring fan’s of Felony Steven’s…You all remember the 55 minute love fest?…Jeebos….How can they keep this crap up…Adoreing and paying homage to war monger’s, murderer’s, lier’s and thieve’s is unreal….No wonder our country got in such a mess..They all need to be put in jail for acting in concert with bull shit bush…..Blessings


  39. Wayne A. Schneider says:

    TP – Could you please clarify. Did all this occur under a Special Order, where members are allowed to address a mostly-empty House to talk about non-House-related business? Or did they do all of this during a vote for something? (I’m guessing the former, but it’s good practice to specify these things in the main article.) Thank you.


  40. WaltB says:

    He certainly reminded me of the Wizard of Oz’s cowardly one.


  41. stewarjt says:

    This Republican tribute bush is like Harry Whittington thanking Dick Cheney for shooting him in the face.


  42. coskibum says:

    Step away from the Kool-Aid… We are now serving a new and refreshing beverage called Reality!

    Is it me or do these guys have a “MAN CRUSH” or what?


  43. shoeless says:

    FRANKS: “President Bush often had to walk like a knowing lion — like a knowing lion,

    TP, you made a spelling mistake in the transcript. It’s spelled lyin’, not lion.


  44. scytherius says:

    What upsets me the most here? You didn’t post something like *WARNING: DO NOT EAT FOOD UNTIL AFTER VIEWING*


  45. SWBob says:

    The work of great men is easily recognized and speaks for itself. GWB will never be confused with a great or insightful leader regardless of how many times repub clowns yell it from the rooftops.


  46. nellieh says:

    Gag! Gag! Barf! Barf!


  47. barfly says:

    But if those critics do not devour themselves in the meantime, Mr. Speaker, they may face the bared teeth of an enemy that will make us all wish the lion still walked among us.

    Now that Bush is no longer in office, they hope for a terrorist attack to deliver them from the political wilderness. Next, they’ll be planning one.


  48. kasinca says:

    39. rmwarnick Says:
    ——————————————————————————–

    Bush was lyin’ –knowingly. Why wasn’t he impeached?

    That one is easy enough for a troll to understand. The first six years the rethuglicans held a majority in all branches of governemnt and the rethugs always march in lock step…the fly in V formation like geese. The last two years the Democrats did not have enough of a majority to carry over the rules of the congress because the same geese would not allow their chimpanzee hero to be impeached.


  49. shoeless says:

    Dr. Hussein Matt Says:

    The last 12 months reich-wingers have been running from herr dubyah like he was a leper. Turn coats.

    The elections are over.


  50. Wayne A. Schneider says:

    Congressman Franks only accepts e-mail from his constituents, but you can try here.

    Congressman Pence can be contacted via his webform.

    Congressman King also appears to accept e-mail only from Iowans, but you can try here.

    You can also let their constituents know how you feel about their Representatives by writing LTEs to their local newspapers.


  51. shoeless says:

    At one point, Franks began to tear up when talking about how Bush made the country “brighter” and “more hopeful” for his children.

    In what country do Franks children live?


  52. Wayne A. Schneider says:

    rmwarnick Says:

    Bush was lyin’ –knowingly. Why wasn’t he impeached?

    January 24th, 2009 at 10:51 am

    I missed this one earlier. Are you being serious? Do you really not know the answer to that question? Are you completely unaware of the fact that the Republican Party puts loyalty to their party and their highest-elected member ahead of loyalty to their own country and constitution?

    As for why Speaker Pelosi violated her own oath of office and took impeachment “off the table” is something we’ve been trying to get to the truth behind ever since she said it. We are not happy with her, and if the American People had a say in who would be Speaker of the House, she would have lost in 2008.


  53. SWBob says:

    So Repubs, after eight years for cheney/bush how is it going for you?


  54. Badger says:

    Another reason Democrats didn’t try to impeach Bush….he was probably their best Vote Getter.

    Now it’s too late for Impeachment…but not for
    Accountability.

    Republicans FEAR Eric Holder and his Justice Dept….and they have Good Reason to feel that way.


  55. nochickenhawk says:

    You can only imagine what kind of crackpots live in the congressional districts that these wackos represent.Seig Heil!


  56. delafield says:

    If Bush was a “knowing lion”, why did he duck into the Texas Air Guard to avoid fighting during the Vietnam War? Bush behaved more like a “frightened cockroach” than a lion.


  57. hanshiro says:

    “Knowing lion?”

    Are these people completely devoid of any sense of irony?

    Was he also a “Vast Soul?”

    Or perhaps a “Wry Hunk”

    Maybe “Core-Liminal”

    How ’bout just “Sh¡thead?”


  58. Winski says:

    Forty minutes of video from the goings-on at a landfill would have been more of a tribute, if you can call it a tribute….


  59. sacopenapa says:

    Irrelevant people and their blind adoration of a WAR CRIMINAL. Waist of Taxpayer’s money on a piblic space on public time…


  60. Clumberfeet says:

    The gag factor meter just exploded.


  61. thomthum says:

    WHAT?
    He was knowingly lying?

    THAT BASTID!


  62. Xisithrus says:

    I dont see how the nation got any brighter when the NCLB was underfunded by 55 billion


  63. Marie says:

    I think I am going to throw up.


  64. shoeless says:

    SWBob Says:

    So Repubs, after eight years for cheney/bush how is it going for you?

    Which ones, the cynical multi-national corporate elitist millionaires, or the unemployed dumbass trailer park white trash?


  65. Bilbo Hussein Baggins says:

    I am hoping that every Democrat got up and walked out.


  66. Hoodathunk says:

    I have heard of preaching to the choir but what do you call it when the place is empty?

    Other than delusional, I mean.


  67. shoeless says:

    Bilbo Hussein Baggins Says:

    I am hoping that every Democrat got up and walked out.

    Me too. It would be unseemly to puke all over the floor of the House.


  68. Bilbo Hussein Baggins says:

    Wayne A. Schneider Says:
    As for why Speaker Pelosi violated her own oath of office and took impeachment “off the table” is something we’ve been trying to get to the truth behind ever since she said it. We are not happy with her, and if the American People had a say in who would be Speaker of the House, she would have lost in 2008.

    I believe that both Pelosi and Reid did what they did because they were desperate to win the election. They really thought that if Bush was impeached or they actively went after the crimes committed by the Bush Administration that the people would turn against the Democrats. I think they seriously underestimated the American public, but you never know. They could have been right. After all, Bush was re-elected (sort of).

    All that matters now is that the Bush Crime Family is held accountable for their crimes.


  69. pedant says:

    Here’s “the gag factor”:
    I wonder when it will occur to Steve King that by saying “his steady hand on the till of leadership”, rather than “the tiller”, he’s saying something rather different about Bush?
    And about himself?


  70. Zooey says:

    FRANKS: Mr. Speaker, if I could just talk to him face-to-face, I think I would just say something like this. … I would say, “Thank you, Mr. President, for protecting my two babies, Joshie (sp?) and Gracie. Thank you that they will live in a brighter, more hopeful future, because you were once president of the United States.”

    Joshie & Gracie probably wish they’d been stolen by dingos.


  71. Bilbo Hussein Baggins says:

    Wayne A. Schneider Says:
    Congressman Franks only accepts e-mail from his constituents, but you can try here.
    Congressman Pence can be contacted via his webform.
    Congressman King also appears to accept e-mail only from Iowans, but you can try here.

    Most elected officials only accept e-mail from their constituents. But it’s really easy to get around. They filter for a zip code you enter. So, just go to their “contact us” page and see what zip code their local office is in. Then make up an address in the city, state and zip. It takes a little effort, but it’s worth it in the long run. I do it all the time.

    One thing that has always irritated me is the fact that Harry Reid doesn’t have a Senate Majority Leader website with contact information like Pelosi has a Speaker of the House website with contact information. The problem with Pelosi’s site is that e-mail sent through it frequently bounces back to you. I have figured out that happens when she did something really bad and she simply had the e-mail site cut off.


  72. telestai2 says:

    Bozo The Neoclown Says:

    bush has reminded me too, of a lion. the cowardly lion from the wizard of oz

    Why insult the Cowardly Lion? Hyenas, now–that’s another story!


  73. kasinca says:

    It has always amazed me that the chickensh&t, chickenhawks, think that an AWOL NG deserter and a five deferment coward lying us into a war for the oil companies and Haliburton kept their cowardly asses safe. I guess that is why they are called wingnuts…they are not screwed on very tightly.


  74. shoeless says:

    Thank you that they will live in a brighter, more hopeful future, because you were once president of the United States.”

    Actually, Franks has a point here. The future will have to be brighter and more hopeful than the past eight years were.


  75. builder54 says:

    Whats the problem you guys were all tearing up when ole Teddy was flopping around in his lunch the ohter day. So he has a little tear for bushey…


  76. shoeless says:

    I didn’t know Bush had brain cancer.


  77. nycbassist says:

    Thankfully, Joshie and Gracie were not in the Twin Towers the day BEFORE Bush thought protecting the country was a good idea. Oddly, Richard Clarke did not show up for this. Oh, neither did the person who delivered the “Osama determined to strike” memo. (You’ve covered your ass.) Oh, and neither did the F.B.I. agents who investigated flight school attendants who were interested in learning to fly, but crazily disinterested in learning to land aircrafts.


  78. telestai2 says:

    pedant Says:

    Here’s “the gag factor”:
    I wonder when it will occur to Steve King that by saying “his steady hand on the till of leadership”, rather than “the tiller”, he’s saying something rather different about Bush?
    And about himself?

    THANK YOU!! Can’t believe I didn’t notice “till” for “tiller,” since one of my free-lance skills is line-editing. You gave me a super laugh–and a kind caution to READ EVERY WORD.


  79. Game of Life says:

    chimpy the prez that didn’t keep us safe.

    This is another reason why President Obama shouldn’t listen to these nuts. If I were President Obama I would only speak to them after they have been screened by my people. President Obama is giving his precious time to these nuts.


  80. fergus says:

    Franks:” he was a knowing lion who walked among us.”
    Translation” “he was knowingly lyin’ while he walked all over us.”


  81. Old Goat says:

    builder54 Says:

    Whats the problem you guys were all tearing up when ole Teddy was flopping around in his lunch the ohter day. So he has a little tear for bushey…

    Yeah, makes sense… feeling bad for a man who has an attack and collapses vs. ego-stroking a moron.

    Don’t tap yourself powering up that brain cell.


  82. Perry logan says:

    The Bush II administration resembled nothing so much as a prolonged, sadistic rape.


  83. shoeless says:

    pedant Says:

    Here’s “the gag factor”:
    I wonder when it will occur to Steve King that by saying “his steady hand on the till of leadership”, rather than “the tiller”, he’s saying something rather different about Bush?
    And about himself?

    Calling Dr. Freud! We’ve had a slip in the wingnut aisle!


  84. Xisithrus says:

    Whats the problem, you guys, I think, were all tearing up when ole Teddy was flopping around in his lunch the ohter day. So he has a little tear for bushey… -=B54=-

    Opinions, like yours and the reps above, are just that. And you should put I think in front of your false projections.

    Fried Your Tomatoes


  85. Jackie says:

    VIVA LA VIDA BUSH!!!!!!


  86. alphainfinityomega says:

    fergus Says:
    Translation” “he was knowingly lyin’ while he walked all over us.”

    LOL….and the us are the right wing hyenas.

    ¶ AIO


  87. shoeless says:

    builder54 Says:

    Look, there’s one of the latter, described in post #65.


  88. katy says:

    … but… do they really BELIEVE that stuff???

    i mean, REALLY?

    i’ve never seen anything like this…
    it’s as scary as the religulous phenomena finally exposed…
    and much too related…


  89. Hoodathunk says:

    shoeless Says:

    I didn’t know Bush had brain cancer.

    A physical impossibility. He’d have to have a brain first.

    As to the other post, I suppose they have some reason to cry when the only good thing they can find about the past 8 years is the man managed to contain a small bunch of people on the other side of the world. That he trashed the US in the process isn’t important.

    Zooey, the dingos wouldn’t have tham.


  90. bentley1 says:

    What an insults to lions everywhere!
    tony and lido


  91. KayInMaine says:

    Yes George! Thanks for leaving the biggest sh*t pile in the history of sh*t piles! Spit. The right wing of this country has come emotionally unhinged.


  92. dbadass says:

    AbleCluster Says:
    ——————————————————————————–

    ha ha ha ha good riddance Bush, anyone who supported Dictator Bush should be booted out onto the street.

    RT
    Privacy Center


    Hi! Remember me? I am so gonna kick your ass to the carpet.


  93. jurassicpork says:

    Some facts on male lions:

    They do very little work.

    They let the females do most of the work.

    They sleep at least 12 hours a day.

    Eventually, they get slain or pushed out of the pride by a younger, stronger African lion.

    Here endeth the zoological lesson for the day.


  94. Hoodathunk says:

    Somebody really ought to start sending the bills for cleaning up these messy Repug frat parties to the RNC. I hear they some bags of rags they could use.


  95. Keith says:

    Hoodathunk,

    He did not contain al Qaeda. He gave them a tremendous recruiting tool and training ground. He took away an effective buffer against the radical fundamentalists (Saddam’s government). He greatly increased the power of Iran. Our sixteen intelligence agencies said he made us less safe.

    And by the way, will you ever respond to me about “hero-worshipping JFK” and which war killed the most Americans?

    http://thinkprogress.org/2009/01/14/bush-five-worst-presidents/


  96. ralph the wonder llama says:

    I know others have made this point, but was Trent Franks expressing some subliminal ambivalence about the BushCo presidency?

    I mean, how big a leap is it from a “knowing lion” to a “knowing liar”?

    And, really, which makes more sense in this context?


  97. Hoodathunk says:

    Keith, I guess I should have added a snark on that post. As to the other, ask my name-jacking evil twin. I’ve always liked Jack and I believe it was the Civil War…not sure on that one.


  98. ralph the wonder llama says:

    shoeless Says:
    Thank you that they will live in a brighter, more hopeful future, because you were once president of the United States.”

    Actually, Franks has a point here. The future will have to be brighter and more hopeful than the past eight years were.

    Damn, that’s a good point, shoeless.

    After all, if all your days are wonderful and happy and stress-free, you can’t have a brighter future. You need darkness and tribulation for the contrast.

    And we can all thank George Bush for that, can’t we?


  99. Keith says:

    Mr. llama, “knowing lion” doesn’t make any sense to me. “Knowing liar” obviously does.


  100. Keith says:

    I don’t believe you have a name-jacking evil twin.


  101. dbadass says:

    Hi ralph. Hope this finds you well and happy.
    Knowing Lion?
    What kind of bullshit Narnia crap is this?


  102. Keith says:

    dbadass and ralph,
    Maybe I don’t know what he’s talking about because I have never seen Narnia or The Lion King.


  103. dbadass says:

    F uck this stupid pretend name jacking crap. I didn’t buy it the first time and I really could care less to revisist that whole dumb ass whiny attention needing crap


  104. ralph the wonder llama says:

    Keit, dbadass, I can understood your cynicism regarding name-jacking, but I suspected it from the start.

    There was one point in the thread in question where the comments from Hoodathunk just went completely haywire. He was making sense, debating fairly reasonably about the Civil War, and then all of a sudden he started making no sense, almost like he’d switched on a random comment generator or something.

    I’m not sure how one would accomplish a name-jacking on TP these days, or even why someone would have targeted Hoodathunk, but something was funky there. Maybe a ten-year-old nephew got access to his log-in or something, but there was definitely a weirdness going on.


  105. coskibum says:

    You know when I finally was able to sit and watch this pathetic display of ooh you so great BullSh@t, it reminded me of something. Did anyone catch about a year ago the Nat Geo Special on North Korea? The poor people there have been brainwashed and keep calling their dictator–Dear Leader…
    I bet in the following weeks these sheep will be calling “Chimpy” — My Dear Leader


  106. M Cadeaux says:

    “Thank you that they will live in a brighter, more hopeful future, because you were once president of the United States.”

    I can only imagine he’s referring to the repeal of the Estate Tax here. Note he refers to his own children specifically, not the ones that are most likely to be left behind.


  107. Hoodathunk says:

    Ralph, you are closer than you think. TP was not responsible for the problem. Nor was it a nephew. I was lax in my computer security here. I have a 19 yr old daughter who had some friends over that night and a couple of them had been reading over my shoulder. I logged out and left for a while.

    Don’t leave your password to be remembered.


  108. larkohio says:

    They are completely delusional. Think about it guys, did Bush leave us in good shape?


  109. tombaker says:

    Dock all their paychecks for wasting The People’s time!!

    Worthless gadabout ass-kissers.


  110. ralph the wonder llama says:

    That makes sense, Hoodathunk. Thanks for solving the mystery.


  111. McWars says:

    So he owns a ranch and watches the The Lion King, that makes him neither a cowboy or a lion.


  112. WAYNEBRO says:

    Are you kidding me? I thought we had a majority in the House.

    Where was the house leadership to point out that the country has a few more pressing matters than wasting precious chamber time slobbering over Bush?

    The whole world considers George W Bush the most rotten incompetent US President in history. There’s no gray area there. No ambiguity. No debate. Bush was a failure on every level. He inherited a country with a booming economy, a government with a 1.7 TRILLION dollar SURPLUS and in 8 short years managed to turn that into a complete and utter disaster on every front. President Obama is frantically trying to repair the 8 years of DAMAGE Bush has done and Congress is supposed to be trying to help.

    Yet they think they have time for a couple of brainless bootlickers to squander valuable chamber time slobbering over how much they miss Bush?

    If this was 1863 they’d be run out of town on a rail.


  113. sectionop92 says:

    Leave it to the Republican ass clowns to take time from government matters for an asinine salute to the biggest partisan sociopath we’ve ever had reside in the White House.

    How much money did the RNC deposit in the bank accounts of all those who spoke good about the dummy?

    Next time, they can come back to the capitol when the Congress is in recess if they want to do this. America has more significant and pressing matters than to talk about the newest ringer in the Dallas-area Special Olympics!


  114. SFTwains says:

    Oh, my, I think I just swallowed my own vomit.


  115. morlock says:

    [slapping floor with hand] Stop, stop, you’re killing me!


  116. gwfrink3 says:

    It’s true. He has muddled together images from “The Chronicles of Narnia” by C. S. Lewis and “The Lion King” by Irene Mecchi, Jonathan Roberts and Linda Woolverton.
    If he wishes the Republican Party to become a comic refuge for the sadly befuddled, he need merely continue with bizarre mixtures of metaphors drawn from children’s literature and children’s theater. He’s made such a wonderful start. I can’t stop laughing.


  117. EugeneDebs says:

    Oh my. This is how they describe the STUPIDEST most incompetent President in at LEAST modern history? I guess if you are a conservative you can do no wrong and you are a hero no matter what a numbnutz moron you are. This is just surreal


  118. pluege says:

    can we get a psychological evaluation for representatives franks, pence, and king? There can be no doubt that such extreme delusion could turn violent at any moment. They are a danger to themselves, their children, and the general public.


  119. buzzflashaddict says:

    They (Franks, Pence, King) must be smoking something, and trust me, it ain’t legal.


  120. Jack Mehoff says:

    “A knowing lion.” WTF??? How about a dumb little chimp? Sorry guys, we ain’t buyin’ the big lie…


  121. jb says:

    W slithered out from under his Texas rock to the sadness of the world. The world would truly be a better place if he had never been born. Did his parents even understand what causes babies?


  122. Zooey says:

    Hoodathunk Says:

    Ralph, you are closer than you think. TP was not responsible for the problem. Nor was it a nephew. I was lax in my computer security here. I have a 19 yr old daughter who had some friends over that night and a couple of them had been reading over my shoulder. I logged out and left for a while.

    Don’t leave your password to be remembered.
    January 24th, 2009 at 1:49 pm

    Jeebus, I was wondering…


  123. mk3872 says:

    The C-Span videos of these fools will make for GREAT campaign commercials in 2010!


  124. drago says:

    Bush’s Legacy:
    9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11


  125. smchris says:

    Just testing his mettle to see whether he has the stuff to break the _right_, as in Neocon, laws like the Bush AG’s. Will a precedent of lawlessness be set or will all that good work of the Bush regime go to waste?


  126. happygolucky says:

    DEAR MR BUSH…. all i can say…. with the deepest something in my something…. BLOW ME. You fought a war that wasn’t there, and lost an economy that was there. The future of my kids will be paying for the folly of your parents nightmare. 5000 PARENTS mourn their dead american children because you could not tell the truth from a lie. 1000000 IRAQI people drink filthy water, live in poverty and ruin and hate america BECAUSE OF YOU. YOU WERE A DICK… your vp DICK was a DICK… ASHCROFT, RUMMY, RICE and so on— VOTED BY THOUSANDS THE WORST PRESIDENT IN THE HISTORY OF AMERICA. I know, watching you for the past 8 years, THAT YOUR FAILURES IN EVERY CATEGORY WILL FOREVER BE THE LOW BAR AGAINST WHICH ALL OTHER PRESIDENTS ARE MEASURED. I can only hope that the hottest corner of hell has enough water left for one waterboarding.


  127. Freedem says:

    The video needs some background music perhaps a song by Eagles “you can’t Hide your Lion eyes”.

    Let Eagles soar


  128. Freedem says:

    Of course he never walked “among” anyone who did not either sign a blood oath of their love, or was subject to terrible repercussions for speaking up like the military (or the shoe guy)or both.


  129. Andy Anderson says:

    The GOP is the party of Bush. They will always be the party of Bush. If they could have it their way, they would bring him back again. Let them pay homage to Bush. Tattoo his name on their for heads.


  130. realpatriot says:

    These bush people give me gas…
    He is a stain that will take a long time to wash away…
    “a lion that walked among us”…..a legend in his own mind more like it..


  131. wizard2000 says:

    It is my contention that the fictional “Futurama” brain slugs in fact actually do exist and have attached themselves to the heads of Republicans, albeit these brain slugs are invisible and one wouldn’t know that they were even there until a Republican opens their mouth.


  132. motorfingaz says:

    I refuse to click on that clip and watch that tripe.


  133. had enough says:

    Conservatives’ 40-Minute Tribute To Bush On House Floor: He Was A ‘Knowing Lion’ Who ‘Walked Among Us’»

    No sh!t.


  134. 1oldlady says:

    Just like “broke back mountain”…” they just can’t “…you!”

    They (republicans) are a shame full group of has-bens! Moving forward for them is moving back to the same old – same old!

    I agree with #137…I too refuse to click on anything these people/dead beats say!

    Note…Republicans will be on “Meet the Press” (Bonoer)(spelled wrong…sorry, or not)


  135. Wayne A. Schneider says:

    mk3872 Says:

    The C-Span videos of these fools will make for GREAT campaign commercials in 2010!

    January 24th, 2009 at 7:11 pm

    I agree, they would, except C-SPAN doesn’t allow its images to be used in campaign commercials. Just thought you’d be interested to know that.


  136. Davey says:

    A knowin’, lyin’ what? What did he know, and when did he know it?

    Of course he walked among us – his middle name is Walker, after all.


  137. marlow says:

    “…through the chattering of hyenas…”
    You got that part right, Trent.


  138. telestai2 says:

    A thought: the Bible describes Satan as “a roaring lion, walking to and fro in the earth, seeking whom he may devour.” Now, in THAT metaphor, we might have some possibilities. . .


  139. villageatheist says:

    Wow, this is almost as bad as Bill Frist’s commentary on CNN.com about how Bush is a Healer and savior to millions in Africa. After reading his commentary, I came to the conclusion that Frist spent way too much time under Bush’s desk most likely.


  140. colinjames says:

    Oh, and the NERVE to say “thank you” to Bush, on behalf of the people of Iraq and Afghanistan?

    Hey, let’s just drop Bush off in either of those countries and let the people thank him themselves!

    They’ll be thanking him him with more than flying shoes, I reckon.


  141. jmt says:

    Watching the Rcons have a collective Nervous Breakdown is the most fun I’ve had in years…
    (At least since reading that Ronnie Reagan thought one of the trees in his back yard was Winston Churchill);
    jmt


  142. drew3rd says:

    I can’t disagree with them on the national defense front. I’m just glad they didn’t try to make him out to be a great president. His domestic policy failures are going to be with us a long time.


  143. Mugsy says:

    The Legacy these three pinheads are mooning over:

    Final tally: 10,100+ Americans DEAD as a DIRECT result of Bush’s incompetence.
    (3,000 on 9/11. 1,600 in Katrina. 4,500 in Iraq, 1000 in Afghanistan.)
    Debt: $11.3 Trillion
    $4.00 gas; $147 oil.
    Osama bin Laden still on the loose.
    * MISSION ACCOMPLISHED *


  144. Game of Life says:

    EugeneDebs Says:

    Oh my. This is how they describe the STUPIDEST most incompetent President in at LEAST modern history? I guess if you are a conservative you can do no wrong and you are a hero no matter what a numbnutz moron you are. This is just surreal

    I wonder what repugs would do if dems gave blogo a standing o?


  145. Game of Life says:

    Final tally: 10,100+ Americans DEAD as a DIRECT result of Bush’s incompetence.
    (3,000 on 9/11. 1,600 in Katrina. 4,500 in Iraq, 1000 in Afghanistan.)

    Never thought of it this way. Thanks.


  146. Johnsnottoodistracted says:

    Is there a doggy poop law in d.c.?
    Shouldn’t poppy bushcon have scooped his droppings 8 years ago?
    Or was it his intention for everyone to step in it?
    Still is smelly.


  147. Game of Life says:

    chimpy’s final good-bye to his cronies:

    oil sky high for no apparent reason (to his oil buddies)

    Palestine Massacre for no apparent reason (kill Palestinians before Jan. 20th)

    Gawd. 8 long years of pure/raw ignorance.


  148. TomR says:

    Yes, Bush was a Knowing Liar who walked among us.

    - Tom


  149. Ozymandias says:

    Okay its official Republicans are mentally unstable. I often had trouble trying to decide if they were stupid, blatantly corrupt, or delusional, and it seems delusional wins. These people are not sane enough to give their input on the running of our government.



  150. EugeneDebs says:

    drew3rd Says:

    His foriegn policy was even worse. He started a war of aggression with lies and if the Nuremberg standard was followed he would be hanged. Bush is a war criminal


  151. LizCoro says:

    [BARF] . .

    ROFLMAO, talk about NEOCONS worshiping at the Bubble altar . .

    Anyone who refers to that idoit as a ‘knowing lion who walked amongst us’ has got to be just as stoooopid as Bush!!

    Remember the LION on 9/11/01 when the LION sat traumatized, frozen in fear for 7 MINUTES, when he couldn’t even utter the words ‘Children the POTUS has to leave now, I have to tend to some business. I’ll see you soon, be good now . .’

    I know nothing about those three lemmings but I’m sure they’re hearing Jesus talking to them thru their pipeline too, just like the Bubble . .


  152. Wang111 says:

    Actually, Bush is only the worst president ever.

    Submitted by Andrew Yu-Jen Wang
    B.S., Summa Cum Laude, 1996
    Messiah College, Grantham, PA
    Lower Merion High School, Ardmore, PA, 1993

    “GEORGE W. BUSH IS THE WORST PRESIDENT IN U.S. HISTORY” BLOG OF ANDREW YU-JEN WANG

    ONLINE ANTI-BUSH SCHOLASTIC RESEARCH: LISTING OF MAJOR ISSUES

    http://andrewyu-jenwang.blogspot.com/2008/10/bush-is-worst-president-in-american.html



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